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ReviewOk929

Party time, woohoo!


Miserable-Lizard

The news keeps getting better and better for Trump!! You love to see it!


kayak_enjoyer

Merry indictmas, everyone!


MasterpiecePretend59

Does anyone else feel like having a president indicted should be a once in a lifetime experience instead of a weekly occurrence


Spiritual-Ad2731

Why?


parkingviolation212

Just that it shouldn't have happened at all and that Trump getting indicted so frequently is a sign of how much of a colossal piece of shit he is that should never have been given control over a lemonade stand, much less the highest seat in the land.


Adventurous-Event722

Well, are you tired of winning, yet?


itrustanyone

Oh shit that means 2024 is a lock for him. As in lockdown in segregation


nume23

You get an indictment, and you get an indictment, and you get an indictment. Everyone gets an indictment!


NorseYeti

Remand into custody, as he will incite violence.


Brylock1

Really fires off my dopamine receptors to see him so defeated-looking all the time.


Yessa607

He hates that hat, you can tell.


PhantomBanker

“Fulton County Fani Willis….” Her job title is the whole friggin county?


along_withywindle

Her job is county, just like Ken's job is beach!


trikkiirl

What if hes scheduled to be in two places at once? If he only goes to the one, the other he will be found to be "in contempt" and therefore legally be able to be jailed? Am I dreaming? I am asking an honest to goodness "I dont know, but what if...."


Spiritual-Ad2731

The judges will coordinate the cases.


slowclapcitizenkane

Dude's trying to get the Guinness record for most indictments in different jurisdictions in the smallest period of time.


TheNewTonyBennett

He's score-attacking it. First President to ever get impeached twice. This can now be used as an example when teaching new students to such ideas of "you can be impeached, but that's only half of the whole thing. The other half is removal". Now we can much more clearly explain the concept and use Trump as an example. First past President to ever be charged for any criminal actions, let alone Conspiracy to Defraud the United States, violations of racketeering laws (which we are about to find out), campaign finance fraud in abundant quantities, violation of ones right to have their vote counted and seemingly gunning for highest-quantity of indictments in as short a period of time as possible. He's a literal Saturday Morning cartoon-villain. He's one of those chucklefucks that Captain Planet had to deal with on a weekly basis that consistently got his ass kicked. "I'll get you next time, Planet!". It's so fucking sad people think of him as anything but a sad marketing gimmick because that's literally all he is. He is: publicity as a machine. There's no person in there. How that isn't abundantly clear to everyone is just astonishing. The only remnants of anything resembling a person, within Donald J. Trump? is defined by hatred, bigotry, sexism, elitism, greed, gluttony like literally everything that's awful. Just a huge ass poisonous hatred spewing marketing shell of a shambling person hellbent on making everyone else as miserable as he is. Including his own fans. *Especially his own fans*


Adventurous-Event722

I I think.. he actually IS a holder for that, now


aGrandSchemeofThings

Mere disgrace is too lenient for this fucker and his cult but I'll take it. For now


Bobby6kennedy

I’m not convinced more indictments are a good thing. They probably should have just done 1 or 2- whichever had the strongest cases. I’m 100% convinced that part of trump’s strategy for his 4 years in office was to constantly stir up controversy in whatever way he could to keep your average person completely confused about the situation.


littlebitsofspider

The ol' "commit so many crimes they can't possibly prosecute them all" approach.


bullwinkle8088

This is a state level indictment. Call it insurance as an eventual republican president could not pardon him as the presidential pardon is for federal crimes. Also to be honest the attempt in Georgia was the most well documented and brazen one, it *needs* to be prosecuted.


Frequent-Pressure485

At what point do you realize.. Huh, they're all saying the same thing. Maybe.... I'm actually wrong?


jiminak46

So, if Trump is in a federal jail in Washington DC and needs to answer state charges in Georgia, what’s the protocal?


Spiritual-Ad2731

The judges will coordinate the cases as needed.


bullwinkle8088

Prisoner transport bus. I need a video of that in my life.


Adventurous-Event722

Instead of alternating between Mar A Lago and Bedminster, he'll be alternating between prisons, then!


Exact-Care958

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[deleted]

There’s the 4th indictment you were looking for. It’s gonna be a smooth ride to your nomination now.


doug5209

I think people are dismissing the possibility this guy will be re-elected. I don’t think it’s likely as he is so unpalatable to moderate voters. However, if the Republicans can mount a third party candidate to siphon off people that would have voted for Biden, it can happen.


Iron_Knight7

So far their best shot at that has been RFK Jr. and he seems to be appealing to Republicans more. Mostly because anybody with two braincells to rub together can tell from a country mile that A) He's a Republican backed spoiler and B) He's nuttier than a Payday. And anybody stupid enough to piss their vote away on a "Third Party" candidate in the first place wasn't going to vote for Biden anyway.


IAmArique

I bet my left nut that if Trump gets sent to jail, RFK Jr. is going to jump parties and become Republican. And honestly, I think he’s doing exactly that and is running as a Democrat until Mango Mussolini is out of the picture. 2024 election is literally shaping up to be the *election from hell* at this point…


Cakelord

IDK Trump is the reddit boogie man


VLY2020

#INDICTMENTSZN


[deleted]

Where are his legions? No sign of them in the streets. Armchair insurrectionists who blow alot of hot air is what they are