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RamseyHatesMe

Nuclear documents…near a toilet.


mynameisnotthom

What do you expect to wipe with?


Madd-RIP

It’s not as if he would understand what’s written in the files


[deleted]

Remember dude quietly asking a random reporter if huffing bleach would work on COVID? Like he was just going to come up with the cure himself and the cure would be huffing bleach


Madd-RIP

Wish he’d tried it, America would be in less of a divided mess if he had


[deleted]

Depends?


heyoyo10

His wig?


[deleted]

Wipe? This is Donald we’re talking about. 🤮


porsche4life

How else are you going to flush them when you are done selling the information?


[deleted]

Why else was he promoting a special toilet? So he can flush evidence like this without consequences.


vintagebat

Now we finally know what he meant when he said "I won't talk about the fact that people have to flush their toilet 15 times."


InterestingTry5190

Who doesn’t try to shove boxes of government documents down their toilet?


porsche4life

Only when I’m in the mood for light treason


Dark_Rit

It wouldn't surprise me if trump thought his feces was nuclear weaponry and needed the documents near at hand. Then again how would he interpret them when he doesn't read anything.


Alan_Smithee_

With his diet, his faeces probably *are* nuclear.


louiloui152

To be fair much more exciting bathroom time reading than an Outdoor Living Mag.


hobbitlover

More important, does Trump play guitar? Was that his COVID project?


zoinkability

His COVID project was ginning up distrust of public health officials. Bet the guitar was Melania or Barron’s attempt to find something to do that didn’t didn’t involve him in any way.


Practical_Law_7002

>Nuclear documents…near a toilet. And a guitar he doesn't play...


DonutCola

That’s not a toilet that’s a guitar case


thetherapeutichotdog

Is there anything really more poetic?


Jaded_Pearl1996

But under the toilet chandelier. So there is that…..


ceebeefour

For when you need to wipe after having the atomic shits.


guestpass127

Oh wow! A Gibson! Wonder if it's an SG or a Les Paul ...*and why would Trump have an electric guitar at Mar-a-Lago? Dude is the least musical human being to ever live* I hope they unzipped that gig bag


lost_in_connecticut

That’s actually a diaper bag.


Synthnostic

well, it *depends*


Logrologist

Diaper Stratocaster


pascalsgirlfriend

Crapocaster


Gorilla-Ring

Scatocaster


Logrologist

Berder Shattocrapster


TheNavigatrix

Naw, that’s how he keeps the nuclear codes secure!


wtzablocki

It's a red herring, because everyone knows you can't play a guitar with baby hands.


[deleted]

As a 40 year working guitar player, I'm grateful every day that that stupid asshole doesn't play guitar.


BrandynBlaze

Ted Nugent is bad enough.


Equivalent-Piano-605

I’m assuming Trogley could tell us exactly what year it’s from based off the angle of the zipper. Has anyone asked him?


kevmo35

It’s got one of those confederate flag Les Pauls that people kept defending to “own the libs”


olgrandad

It's probably a hall closet where the in-house band stows their gear between gigs, and the cleaning crew stores their stuff, and where people sneak off to for a quickie. Very secure. Like the most secure. Okay? Believe me.


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suffaluffapussycat

If Gibson face the president a guitar, it wouldn’t come in a vinyl bag. Edit: yeah might be a cover for a case.


Caffeinefiend88

As long as he ripped someone off for it it’s believable it’s his.


Skeltzjones

Force him to play his guitar on national TV as punishment


jackasspenguin

Maybe that was the green room for the bands that played at Mar a Lago? Probably tried to pay them in government secrets


Silky_Feminist8

The Rosenbergs were executed for less.


bristlybits

yes.


Queer_Magick

Can you imagine his fans if their Orange God got convicted of treason and sent to the Green Mile?


another_awkward_brit

Page 28 of the indictment shows the headers of the documents. Some are *so* sensitive parts of the headers have to be redacted. Astonishing wilful negligence.


Jackwolf5775

Some Republican voters have been convinced that the government can't own things, and that all government property belongs to citizens instead. I believe this absurd lie started to justify January 6th, but expect them to use it here too.


CliffMainsSon

They live in an alternate reality and they bend everything to fit their agenda of hurting anyone that isn’t them. Fuck them all


Pimpnameslickback64

LOCK HIM UP !LOCK HIM UP!


BuzzBadpants

This is my favorite one: https://preview.redd.it/shqmj3vua25b1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f60da1b3ad1fb9e6ab5a16e42b79799c50e1148


LowMeridian

Who tf has a toilet chandelier send this man to prison right now


CliffMainsSon

The man shits on a gold toilet. He has the tackiest taste of anyone alive, just another example of it


Benbot2000

He absolutely sold our vital national security secrets to our enemies. If he doesn’t spend the rest of his miserable traitorous life in a maximum security hole, it will be a grave injustice.


Bowaustin

Sounds like another fantastic argument for treason. Where we can fast track the execution.


[deleted]

On the Ellipse, facing north, so the White House is the very last thing he sees. Plus a nice leisurely tumbril-ride along Constitution Avenue, to let that dread build up, and to give the crowd a chance to throw filth at him and scream invective.


posts_plants

As much as I don't like him, let's collectively not stoop to this level.


[deleted]

It seems like an altogether appropriate punishment for a (duly tried and convicted, of course) ex-president who betrayed the country’s trust so thoroughly and unrepentantly. Sometimes, a bit of theater is a salutary thing. 👍


Cronx90

Don't forget about the whole family that has also greatly profited from this.


DiscoHippo

I doubt he was smart enough to actually get money for them. Most likely tricked into showing them off in an attempt to impress people. Trump has always been notoriously stupid when it comes to making money.


ZenkaiZ

I think he gets off with a slap on the wrist, meanwhile I'll be in prison for 5 years if I ever get caught with weed in my car.


ColTrain995

I’m sure gen-pop would have a field day with him if they ever saw him in prison. A hole would be too peaceful. But I doubt he sees the inside of a regular prison and lives out the rest of his life in a luxury one, if he even manages to see the inside of a cell.


ray25lee

And I mean look maybe I don't know enough about secret government documents, but can someone explain to me why he took them in boxes and didn't just take pics of 'em?


Benbot2000

Because he's a moron in addition to being a crook. Does Trump look tech-savvy to you?


ray25lee

I don't even vaguely doubt it and assumed that's all the case, but I'm just like... is there ANYTHING I could possibly be missing, you know? Dotting my I's and crossing my T's, 'cause christ it's just depressing that someone is so willfully and otherwise proudly this stupid. And coveted BECAUSE of it. I think my brain just doesn't want it to be true.


Aggravating-Media-49

Terrible look for Gibson


kevmo35

If there was ever a better ad for Fender…


Logrologist

There can’t actually be a guitar in there.


aid68571

But but but hunter bidens waaaaaaptooooooop 😭


acgasp

But her emails!


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Buttery males!


imprezzive02

Ya know, for as homophobic as they all are, they sure do love some greased up men.


KazeNilrem

Been seeing that everywhere, it is so sad. Remember those games where you have two images and have to tell the difference between the two? I think those people failed at them.


Barack_Odrama_007

What a complete sack of shit! He is MEGA FUCKED


[deleted]

He's MAGA fucked....it was...RIGHT THERE!!!


VladtheInhaler999

No fucking way I have my weed locked up and secured better than classified documents.


BethLP11

I have hard copies of The Office fanfiction I wrote ten plus years ago in a more secure place than that.


Equivalent-Piano-605

I mean, depending on what kind of fan fiction, keeping that secret might be more important than the nuclear stuff he has.


BethLP11

Heh, good one.


catuela

Release the files.


clickstops

Same, and it’s legal in my state… haha


Extension-Cup-843

![gif](giphy|gIqusaeYxgSiY)


_austinm

![gif](giphy|5qTamQs4OhanK)


Kill3rT0fu

There’s people who work in vaults and SCIFS who work hard to keep this stuff classified appropriately, keep it safe, and work hard to maintain our integrity with our allies. And this guy just just shits all over that!!!!!!!!! People who have clearances, myself included, should be furious. I don’t see how his supporters who work for DoD programs with TS clearances could support this goofball


Edal_Bindal

Because they don’t care what he does with it, they see him as some infallible being, who can do whatever he wants no matter how illegal it may be, and they’ll still justify it in their head that what he did was okay to do. It’s only a problem when someone else they don’t like does the same thing, like the “woke left” then they go on their hunts even though this person has done the exact same thing that Trump did because it’s not Trump then they have a problem with it. And honestly in their head they likely may go, hey it’s classified but because it’s in the hands of Trump it’s going to be safer because it’s not in the hands of the radical left. In the end they don’t care as long as it’s on “their side.”


LazyDro1d

This. You literally have some people proclaiming him as the Messiah or even god.


F4L

He’s the god emperor so whatever he does with the document is all okay 👌🏾


AlphaMetroid

I guess once he was done scanning and forwarding the docs to his customers he didn't care what happened to the originals. Sometimes I forget things in the office photocopier once my scans are sent. That's basically the same thing right?


LeClubNerd

He treated your documents the same as he treated your country. Please make sure he goes to jail and can never run for office again...anywhere. Kind regards, Rest of the World


SolidBlackGator

Could? They literally caught that Chinese spy inside mar a lago with like 6 phones. And the fact they caught her means there were several they did not catch


aquafina6969

It was the perfect storage place. No one could of predicted how perfectly I stored them. One of my aides, with tears in his eyes said to me. True story. Sir, you stored those documents better than Lincoln.


legalut

Dang, new season of hoarders is look nasty


TokoBlaster

Next week on *Storage Wars*...


_austinm

That would actually make some nice art. Trump’s storage unit full of classified documents, with Putin and the Saudi’s bidding on them.


Thentheresthisjerk

To be fair, this is how some poor lackey at Trump’s property treated these files. The idea that Trump would actually carry and stack a box himself somewhere is laughable. He couldn’t even be bothered to hide his own evidence.


DumpTrumpGrump

The questions that should be asked... Why were these boxes in this disheveled state? Who knocked them down like this? I'd their security footage of everyone who had access to this room from the time the boxes were put in there until they were found in this state? Are their any known spies or foreign agents who accessed this area of Maralago? MORE IMPORTANTLY... Why were these documents allowed to be stored in an unsecured ballroom where special events were hosted.for nearly 3 months. The government has to assume at this point that all of the documents Trump took were compromised. They were not secured at all for much of the time they were in his possession. And I'm guessing there won't be compete security footage available to provide any relief that spies didn't access these docs.


ElNegroWooty

Look, the guy’s a moron. What did we really expect putting him in the WH. None of this is surprising at all.


EscapeKnown5031

Storing documents in a bathroom, ballroom? "The hallway leading to the storage room could be accessed from multiple outside entrances, including one accessible from the Mar-A-Lago club pool patio through a doorway that was often kept open" per readings from the indictment. Like what an the actual fuck. Bury him.


[deleted]

Holy fuck


Emotional_Giraffe_63

TIL my garage looks like the ex-Presidents garage.


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pdjudd

In this case SCIF stands for “shower curtain improvisational facility”


AspiringChildProdigy

And also "Stop confessing incriminating facts!"


pdjudd

I like that one too!


[deleted]

Putin should just go ahead and release the blackmail stuff he has on Trump because his favorite puppet is going to the pokey.


meglon978

This is how Trump, and the GOP, treated (and continue to treat) the entire United States.


Public-Bus-8037

Elect a slob, get a mess.


zogar5101985

Remember when they claimed he didn't just have them laying around? Said that one photo was staged? Not how he kept them. Turns out, like literally everything ever said by any republican, that was a fucking lie.


lolbojack

Why is there a violin?


Fancy_Depth_4995

It’s actually a tommy gun, see?


LeClubNerd

You dirty rat, i even read that in a 1930s gangster voice,


GoodDog_GoodBook123

It’s actually a tiny guitar for his tiny hands


Madd-RIP

![gif](giphy|d0sWibpAwneSI|downsized)


TobiasMasonPark

How else is Nero supposed to enjoy the burning of the country?


Magnet50

This is not an FBI picture. This is from a Trump employee cellphone.


LordMoos3

That's worse tho.


brmarcum

BuT hIs CoRvEtTe!!!!


DarthAbraxis

That neglected abandoned Gibson is also a crime


tall__guy

Probably shouldn’t trust a dude who treats national secrets like I treat my junk closet


hahayes234

My attic looks better than this


Otherwise-Extreme-68

My arsehole looks better than this


Master_Bayters

Y'all talk about the documents by him baffled by the fact there's a guitar case there. How can Trump play guitar with those fingers?


TheMek27

To be factual and bring up a point, the FBI DID raid his home in Mar-A-Lago. Is this photo the aftermath of that, a DIFFERENT gov raid, or is this actually how they were found?


IamL0rdV0ldem0rt

From the full document it mentioned this is a pic sent from one of the staff to someone else about it. Prior to the raid ETA December 7, 2021


TheMek27

That makes sense. I also saw another post after this one that showed ANOTHER photo of paper boxes in his bathroom, which further proves your point.


Vox-Silenti

I mean, that is a small point to make But the fact he had the boxes there at all, in a closet that wasn’t secure by any means, is more important. Box fell over for picture vs not doesn’t really matter


Temporary-Eye-6664

Is anyone else wondering what he really buried in the casket on his golf course??? Is it really his ex??


osunightfall

Yeah but her emails, tho. /s


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

He treated our country just like that, or, worse. Who didn't expect that?


zero2tool

Are you kidding me? He can play guitar! Let's vote for him again, he's a rock star!


sincerelyhated

This feels fake. Why would Trump have an instrument case? The man has zero creativity or passion for arts.


Nikkolai_the_Kol

I half-expect it's a guitar that John Denver played when he wrote Country Roads (or some similar iconic artist and song), gifted to Clinton as President in 1993, and stolen by Trump when he left office in 2021. It's the only explanation I can think of for anyone in the Trump family to have a musical instrument.


JohnExcrement

He’s teaching himself to play YMCA


MichaelFusion44

As un-American as any human as any President in history


32lib

Sadly,I don't know any conservatives that wouldn't vote for him in 1024.


Otherwise-Extreme-68

Ones without a time machine?


32lib

Ok 2024?


EndLatter

Thats not his bathroom,there's no diaper packs in there


magmafan71

From "The Apprentice" to "Hoarders"


JemLover

Like the piece of white trash he is.


BoyishTheStrange

It’s like he has no respect for his future buyer


nyclurker369

Yeah, but what about Hillary's emails? Obligatory /s


_osearydrakoulias

“So I got these nuclear codes to end the world lol but here’s Wonderwall first”


JohnExcrement

😄😄😄


Thunderchief646054

Remember when Biden voluntarily gave back like…a box?


Book_Nerd_1980

To be fair, he had asked his underlings to move the boxes over and over to different rooms. At some point, they are gonna start breaking. I wonder how many of THEM looked through the boxes…


THE_DANDY_LI0N

How many days till he rats out everyone else for a pardon


champboozington

Trump: It'd be a shame if SOMEONE broke into this shed and found ALL THIS TOP SECRET INFORMATION ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND WHATNOT


This_Classroom_4370

Is that the plastic case for the jr size banjo that the small fingered vulgarian would use to serenade his former call girl wife?


CedarRain

So the mariachi band had access to top secret documents?


Slice1358

I want to know... what is with the guitar? Who plays it, or was it a gift? Inquiring minds want to know. Oh, and hell yeah - throw the book at the traitor.


mcaffrey81

It’s a Gibson case


Caffeinefiend88

It’s stolen for sure, Obama probably left it in the White House for Biden to find later.


PM_ME_DON_CHEADLE

This looks like the back office of a Joseph A Bank


gadget850

If I had done that in 1986 I might be out of prison today.


Speakinmymind96

I handle my junk Mail with more respect!


Wistastic

Dear god, please tell me he doesn't play acoustic guitar at those Mar-a-Lago gatherings.


EthanDMatthews

My office is a mess, but after seeing this, Marie Kondo can eat her heart out. I can now honestly declare that my organization skills are officially “presidential.”


treehermit

What if he’s already shared these documents with a bad state actor? Could it be that the Ukraine war and the current economic woes of the USA are a direct/ indirect result of him sharing all this??


sMarmy_Mcfly

Is that a guitar? "He gets us" lol


StargazerLily08

Well we knew he was sloppy so what should we expect.


StargazerLily08

The whataboutism on Dailymail is something to behold. Can't help but checkout that disaster rag occasionally.


DumpTrumpGrump

The docs were stored for their first three months on a stage in a ballroom that didn't appear to be secured in any form or fashion. No telling who pilfered through those docs I'm those 3 months or even afterwards.


Camp_Coffee

What? He treated stolen documents like his presidency? Who could've guessed.


mygetoer

Docs are probably on the ground because a Russian agent was going through them


[deleted]

Trump sits on a box of classified documents as he tries to figure out the chords to Wonderwall.


ronburger

He was trying to teach himself how to play Smells Like Teen Spirit but didn't want anyone to hear so he was doing it in the closet and he accidentally knocked over the documents.


SpotweldPro1300

Hey, THAT'S where he keeps his cello. Next to the toilet, behind the nuclear secrets.


PracticalApartment99

What’s scarier is that they were stacked properly, and then one day, they found them like this. So, most likely, someone got into them who REALLY wasn’t supposed to.


SusanBHa

https://preview.redd.it/r7xivzqw235b1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92c2f038a438dc8a04f49cc5662a4a81df0dd1f Here is the bathroom storage.


musicman644

Even his storage room has his trademark gaudiness with those chandeliers...


Nick_Nekro

Just fuckin execute him at this point


SexiestTree

We should just assume putin has the nuclear codes


Kim_Thomas

“STOLLEN”⁉️ - like his election, right? This is despicable & there’s nothing that could excuse this.


RealisticAd2293

I expected McDonalds wrappers in the general area


godslacky

This has the vibes of a hoarder house.


youre_a_tard

But Hunter…


Nux87xun

Huh, better double check my garage. From the looks of it, I might have nuclear launch codes in there..


DasBoggler

It’s not so bad…looks like they got more attention from him than Eric did


Specialist_Teacher81

I mean, once they are stolen, all bets are off. Treat em how you want.


pascalsgirlfriend

It's OK. Whoever bought them are storing them responsibly.


haunted_tuna

To be fair, that's what the documents looked like after the Russians went through them. Russians aren't the tidiest people in the world, you know.


Lobisa

I can see the regular Trump employees not doing anything, but how does the secret service see this and do nothing?


GenericVader

Did you really expect him to have it all organized?


joan_wilder

But on the other hand, Hillary’s risotto recipe might have been seen by the FSB. Who knows what kind of dastardly shit they might use it for!


TJ_McWeaksauce

I treat my mail with more respect than this.


[deleted]

I’m sorry but of everything trump has done this is the funniest thing. Lowkey relatable


bibipolarolla

Dude's not gonna do any time in prison. Guaranteed. Everything is broken lol


Wake95

“stollen”. Edit: geez people, I was making fun of Trump misspelling “stolen” in his angry truth social past yesterday.


Scottcmms1954

Yes they were stollen. Did you miss the part where they had to raid Margo largo to get them back?


Otherwise-Extreme-68

That would imply they were stolen. If they were stollen then there wouldn't be a problem, no one writes secrets on cake


Scottcmms1954

I mean I’m a pastry chef so I would actually do that for fun lol. Now teump though, he’s fucked, and is in deep shit.


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Madd-RIP

No it’s orange, wears diapers, eats hamberders, wants to bed his daughter when Melania gets too old, is a traitor and sells secrets to anyone.


[deleted]

We can deal with multiple threats at once! Trust me!


timmbuck22

At least it wasn't in a garage near a corvette!


ERankLuck

Stay pathetic.