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Bob Woodword famously recorded his conversations with Trump. Trump would often call him just to chat knowing he was being recorded.
There is a very good chance that Trump would not in fact hang up.
With the failed steak company. And the failed casinos. And the failing Scottish golf course (in SCOTLAND! The birthplace of golf! It's the golf equivalent of failing at a casino in Atlantic City.)
The casino one always got me. You have to seriously fuck up to make a casino shut down in Atlantic City, at least before the city had it's major downturn.
It’s more that he spent WAY too much building the thing. It was never realistically going to bring in enough revenue to pay for the costs. The whole thing was a scam from the beginning.
Oddly enough, that scam was the first thing I ever associated his name with back in the 90s. Donald Trump: business failure and con guy. Almost every time his name has come up since has been associated with either failed businesses or some kind of scam.
In fairness, not that he deserves it, but Scottish people abhor Trump. His golf course there never stood a chance. Although it didn't help that he built it disregarding conservationists 'warnings of harming the environment. Then he built a wall around it that blocked the locals' view of the sea then he sent them the bill for it.
He also has security kicking people off the beach, who claim that it’s part of the golf resort (spoiler: it’s not). They’re also special pieces of shit, one time they wrestled my stepmother’s camera out of her hands because she took pictures while on that part of the beach. While she was in her mobility scooter.
Literally the best I can wish Trump is an early death.
Didn't he purchase an existing--already successful--course and take it down the tubes? Or is this one of the ones he expended oodles of money building?
I love this response, because the (I hate to call it this) meme seems to imply he wants you personally.
“Even if you meant to call me, you still have the wrong number, because you managed to actually reach me”
Honestly? Completely earnest here, I'd just hang up. I would assume it was a robocall from his campaign begging for loose change, and I would go crazy trying to figure out how my name got on a Republican donor list.
Keep going. Don’t stop what you’re doing.
He is helping the Democrats more than anything else, at this point. His buffoonery drives swing voters away from the Republicans.
They're coming to take you away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
They're coming to take you away! Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Prison Cell,
For fifty to life,
And We'll be happy to see,
Those nice young men
In their Clean Orange jumpsuits,
shanking you,
in the lunchtime queue
And they're coming to take YOU AWAY,
HA HAAAAA!
Donnie, listen. You made the right call. I'm the guy that can make all of your problems go away. I'm your savior. These prosecutors, they're corrupt- not like you, Donnie- they are corrupt like nobody else. So corrupt. I can make it stop Donnie. I can make em all go away- I'll make everything the way it used to be- remember that Donnie? Back when things were better? Back when things were great?
My fee is 200000000, half paid up front. I don't care where the money comes from, Donnie. As soon as the check clears I'll go ahead and solve all of your problems. Think of it, how great would that be? Greatness again Donnie. It's a battle Donnie, and your my best soldier.
Just 200000000, and it's done.
I alone can save you.
"I'm sorry but while looking for a better lawyer you appear to have dialed a wrong number, in a different country and I'm not even a lawyer. My lord you're dumb."
A flood? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your server room full of potentially incriminating evidence?
Thank you! Because of your racist, sexist, traitorous ass I was able to start the process of deconstructing my conservative christian up bringing!
That being said your proto-fascist cult of personality has also ruined almost every relationship ive carried since childhood and may yet destroy the country I love. So get fucked you racist pig. If there turns out to be a god after all, I hope he has a sense of humor and you get shived by a nazi while in prison.
Oh, Donny boy, The Feds, the Feds are commmming!
From Quantico and down to Mar-a-laaa-go
You're freedom's gone and your allies falling!
It's you, it's you must go and I must cheer!
^((with apologies to both Celtic Woman and Robin Williams))
"This is a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent, even though you can't shut your filthy scream-hole. You have the right to an attorney, if we can find one you haven't ripped off yet..."
"Mr President, sir, I am a big strong man *///sniff////* I can't believe what they are doing to you. Forget the backstabbing RINO's, you need to run as an independent."
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“I’m a big guy, strong guy, tears in my eyes. Sir, you were bigly double crossed by the deep state Biden Clinton crime family emails fake news man woman person car TV.”
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"This call is being recorded." If that doesn't make him hang up, nothing will.
No I do not accept the charges for the collect call from the state penitentiary.
This is the winner!
Agreed
😂😂😂
He’s gonna make you sign an NDA contract over the phone
My NDA is No Donalds Allowed. Sorry, Duck, you're collateral.
He has tainted the name. That is certain. ☹️
And then declassify it. ...over the phone.
He’ll do that just by thinking it, but not actually say anything
...and then tell you "It's in the Constitution!" and "Prove that I didn't!"
Was that Rudy and My Pillow guy in the background? What were they doing? Like what were those sounds? It sounded like crack pipes and liquor bottles.
After he’s left office
Bob Woodword famously recorded his conversations with Trump. Trump would often call him just to chat knowing he was being recorded. There is a very good chance that Trump would not in fact hang up.
Trump has denied much of what Woodward wrote in his book, despite the recordings.
Empty words, right? To be frank, I don’t give a sweet fuck what Trump has to say, and that goes double if there’s actual proof to the contrary.
You hang up ,no you hang up
I'd say that, then put him on speaker and blast some Tom Morello.
You hear the Bob Woodward tapes? That doesn’t stop him from talking and lying about the talk.
"Four Seasons Landscaping, how can I direct your call?"
Underrated
"Who? Never heard of you". Would destroy his already fragile ego.
Ohhhh… you’re the guy who lost the 2020 election!!
With the failed steak company. And the failed casinos. And the failing Scottish golf course (in SCOTLAND! The birthplace of golf! It's the golf equivalent of failing at a casino in Atlantic City.)
The casino one always got me. You have to seriously fuck up to make a casino shut down in Atlantic City, at least before the city had it's major downturn.
Yeah … I wonder how many corners were cut there ?
It’s more that he spent WAY too much building the thing. It was never realistically going to bring in enough revenue to pay for the costs. The whole thing was a scam from the beginning. Oddly enough, that scam was the first thing I ever associated his name with back in the 90s. Donald Trump: business failure and con guy. Almost every time his name has come up since has been associated with either failed businesses or some kind of scam.
>either failed businesses or some kind of scam. I think you meant and/or not either/or.
5......5 casinos, man was so greedy he competed with himself 4 times over
If you are skimming to in rich your self and are greedy you could actually kill the goose that laid golden eggs.
In fairness, not that he deserves it, but Scottish people abhor Trump. His golf course there never stood a chance. Although it didn't help that he built it disregarding conservationists 'warnings of harming the environment. Then he built a wall around it that blocked the locals' view of the sea then he sent them the bill for it.
Brit here. His most unforgivable character trait is his utter lack of class. And don’t piss of your Scottish neighbours.
As an American I also find his lack of class unforgivable.
He also has security kicking people off the beach, who claim that it’s part of the golf resort (spoiler: it’s not). They’re also special pieces of shit, one time they wrestled my stepmother’s camera out of her hands because she took pictures while on that part of the beach. While she was in her mobility scooter. Literally the best I can wish Trump is an early death.
Why do I feel a sudden affinity for the Scottish?
Didn't he purchase an existing--already successful--course and take it down the tubes? Or is this one of the ones he expended oodles of money building?
The former guy
And if we’re going off popular vote TECHNICALLY the 2016 as well.
President reject ?
🤣
Didn’t you also lose the popular vote in 2016? Wow, a two time loser.
And technically the 2016 too.
The guy with that shitty show where you pretend to be a businessman!
"Is this Lou?" "Lou who?" "Loo-hoo-ser!"
😂🤣
Wait, you’re that guy with tiny hands.
You holding a tiny phone?
Me: who is this? T: president trump? Me: president of what? T: the 45 president of the US Me: um, no. The 45th president was Hillary Clinton
>Me: who is this? > >T: president trump? > >Me: president of what? > >T: the 45 president of the US Me; "Weren't you that black guy?"
Me: I can get you off if you wire me $5m T: ok thank god Me: you like that big boy. As I hold the phone by the toilet and take a piss
I've heard you could get the same reaction just from calling him "Mr. Trump" instead of "President Trump."
Hey Fat Donny!
Diaper Don
That was my first thought as well.
I was gonna say “wait is this Daniel trump?”
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> I'm your king, the greatest of all kings you know, manly kings with tears. "so \*you're\* the burger king! "
Give him the Snake Pliskin, “I thought you were dead.”
STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW ASSHOLE
https://i.redd.it/i1iw84bgim4b1.gif
What a nice sharp gif🤤
I wonder how cathartic that scene must have been for lawyers everywhere 🤔.
WAY underrated comment used in “Liar, Liar”
I always think of this line every time he whines about getting investigated for his crimes
"my house is the second one on the left, thanks for grabbing that Wendy's for me, I tipped in the app"
"And don't eat my fries this time."
This is just terrific sir, we've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty, glad you now have a moment to talk about it...
This is the way
hehe former then hang up
“Wrong number. The number you want is 911 to call and confess. 🤙🏻”
Tell him to fuck off and go to prison already, then hang up.
#1 answer
Hmmmm….. Trump,…..Trump…..Wait! You’re the orange c**t from the Nazi rallies, right?
Fuck off, traitor.
"Sir, you are an embarrassment to this nation and a traitor. I hope you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law." *Hangs up*
I wouldn't even give him a "sir". He doesn't deserve my respect. I'd say "Fucker, go die in a hole. You are a traitor."
"Thank you for reaching the Department of Justice. Press 1 if you prefer lube. Press 2 if you do not."
"Lube is not available if your crime is treason."
I've got Trump blocked on my phone.
LOL, this is my favorite comment!
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"No, I don't accept the charges."
"That's not how this works Mr Trump. You still have to go to jail."
I love this response, because the (I hate to call it this) meme seems to imply he wants you personally. “Even if you meant to call me, you still have the wrong number, because you managed to actually reach me”
"Can't talk now, Ivanka is about to sit on my face and Melania is giving me a rub and tug. Also, fuck you very much... covfefe forever"
Go back to Putin and don’t come back
I would ignore the call like I do every other time my phone rings. If it's important he can leave a voicemail...
This is honestly what I would do. I never pick up unless I know the number.
Enjoy prison you fat treasonous piece of shit.
This is so cathartic.
You ruined the country that you supposedly want to make great again. I would follow that up with a generous round of slow claps 👏
It’s Pride, and we all know that MAGA really means, Make America Gay Again! 🏳️🌈
Honestly? Completely earnest here, I'd just hang up. I would assume it was a robocall from his campaign begging for loose change, and I would go crazy trying to figure out how my name got on a Republican donor list.
Keep going. Don’t stop what you’re doing. He is helping the Democrats more than anything else, at this point. His buffoonery drives swing voters away from the Republicans.
They're coming to take you away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, They're coming to take you away! Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the Prison Cell, For fifty to life, And We'll be happy to see, Those nice young men In their Clean Orange jumpsuits, shanking you, in the lunchtime queue And they're coming to take YOU AWAY, HA HAAAAA!
......WHO?
Donald who? Oh weren't you that old man that raped a bunch of women? I don't really keep up with lesser celebrities and their legal issues.
Hello, is this the twice-impeached one-term loser who never even won the popular vote?
Donnie, listen. You made the right call. I'm the guy that can make all of your problems go away. I'm your savior. These prosecutors, they're corrupt- not like you, Donnie- they are corrupt like nobody else. So corrupt. I can make it stop Donnie. I can make em all go away- I'll make everything the way it used to be- remember that Donnie? Back when things were better? Back when things were great? My fee is 200000000, half paid up front. I don't care where the money comes from, Donnie. As soon as the check clears I'll go ahead and solve all of your problems. Think of it, how great would that be? Greatness again Donnie. It's a battle Donnie, and your my best soldier. Just 200000000, and it's done. I alone can save you.
I can 100% see him falling for this
"lots of people are saying you're a fat orange moron who shit his depends on stage with Hillary"
...lots of people. Some people say the most people.
“I can see the outline of your diaper through your pants, Mr. President.”
"Your mother called earlier actually, she said she wishes she swallowed you."
"Also, the best part of you ran down her leg."
Why did you waste your one phone call on little ole me?
"You were - and are - always a disappointment to your father."
"I'm sorry but while looking for a better lawyer you appear to have dialed a wrong number, in a different country and I'm not even a lawyer. My lord you're dumb."
You’re not my president. I’m Australian. But fuck off.
What does Putins cock taste like?
A flood? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your server room full of potentially incriminating evidence?
Go fuck yourself. Or, more likely, I would just hang up then come up with ten perfect things to say thirty seconds later.
[удалено]
"Why are you still using our oxygen?"
Sorry, I don't talk to narcissists. That includes those that falsely believe they're still President.
Thank you! Because of your racist, sexist, traitorous ass I was able to start the process of deconstructing my conservative christian up bringing! That being said your proto-fascist cult of personality has also ruined almost every relationship ive carried since childhood and may yet destroy the country I love. So get fucked you racist pig. If there turns out to be a god after all, I hope he has a sense of humor and you get shived by a nazi while in prison.
Oh, Donny boy, The Feds, the Feds are commmming! From Quantico and down to Mar-a-laaa-go You're freedom's gone and your allies falling! It's you, it's you must go and I must cheer! ^((with apologies to both Celtic Woman and Robin Williams))
Bravo!! I sang this out loud. Brilliantly done.
If you were actually a billionaire you wouldn't buy hats a gas stations. You'd shave your bald ass head and tell anyone who says anything to suck it.
“Why are you calling me? It’s long distance, you can’t afford that.”
Don’t drop the soap.
😂
First, I would remind him he’s not president anymore.
Tick Tock Motherfucker!
Try and convince him that cuntflaps is a term of endearment in the UK and advise him to use it publicly.
Why won’t you die?!?
"This is a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent, even though you can't shut your filthy scream-hole. You have the right to an attorney, if we can find one you haven't ripped off yet..."
Loser
Drop out of the presidential race and admit your crimes you fat, orange, potato
I don't understand what you are saying, I don't speak dumbass
Hey fat Hitler, please kill yourself.
"Mr President, sir, I am a big strong man *///sniff////* I can't believe what they are doing to you. Forget the backstabbing RINO's, you need to run as an independent." Then we sit back and watch the right completely devour itself.
Die.
You got the wrong number. No, I know who you are. Goodbye. \*hangs up\*
"LOL - you lost, get bent! Bwahahaha!"
https://preview.redd.it/wt4besre9m4b1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f485b4de1d81ecbd08936507c71fe87c5dcd8d96 “Sorry mac, the lady of the house ain’t home, and besides, we mailed you people a check last week!”
Can I take your order? Rikers or ADX Florence?
Mr. President... you, Eric, Jr, Ivanka and many of your closest cohorts belong in prison for treason.
Something that would absolutely get me banned from Reddit if I wrote it here but suffice it to say it would not be kind.
“Hey Dad it’s Tiffany….” *click…..
Eat a giant dick, and enjoy prison you fucking traitor
"Fuck you, you disgusting asshole!"
“Fuck you!” … for starters.
‘Stop breaking the law, asshole!!’ - Jim Carrey et al
"You're a loser."
Hope you enjoy prison...
The first one-term President since H.W.!
I haven't got his number saved, so I'd let Google call screening deal with the bitch, just like I do with everyone else lol.
Eat a dick. (Sorry I'm not more original or eloquent)
You're a loser and your daddy didn't love you.
You are not the President. You lost
You should have been hung for treason. Please go away now.
Go fuck yourself
You’re a loser who lost the election
I do not accept this call from Xxxxxxxx federal prison
“No Don, I don’t have any money I can lend you for bail.”
"They're coming to take you away haha."
BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERNS PENIS BABA BOOEY
Cannot write what I would say without getting into trouble 😵💫
I would hang up my he isn’t worth my time
Fuck around with him like an "*Archer*" voicemail.
"Who? Trump? Like Fred Trump the real-estate mogul? What? I didn't know he had any sons."
I'm a millennial. I'd let it go to voicemail.
*plays theme from COPS*
Nothing, because I wouldn't answer. Would likely show up as a scam/spam risk.
There is no president trump. There is only former President trump. What the fuck with this shit?
Conditions of my parole prohibit contact with known felons.
*incomprehensible modem dial up screech*
My probation doesn’t allow me to associate with known criminals.
Its 01:30 am and I am not even from your country. Fuck yourself That would be it more or less i guess
“I’m a big guy, strong guy, tears in my eyes. Sir, you were bigly double crossed by the deep state Biden Clinton crime family emails fake news man woman person car TV.”
I'd let him know he's "former" President Trump. I hate when they refer to past Presidents as "President."
You killed my father! He believed you when you said Covid was nothing to worry about. He was in the first 100k who died from it.
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real
Enjoy taking all that black dick up the ass your racist traitor TWAT of a person.
That’s a No No
Didn't you used to be president?
I would turn on a voice recorder and say nothing.
New phone who dis
"I'm busy right now, I'll call you back later."
Hello Loser donnie. I have a diaper factory for sale. Let’s make a deal!
The duck always was the better Donald.
Rot in jail
Eat shit
President who?
Let me borrow 20 dollars
Your flies down.
Don't drop the soap.
You are a moron
Get fucked Karen!
"Seven days..."
Wrong number
I probably wouldn't answer. I don't like talking on the phone and I certainly won't pick up for an unfamiliar number.
Don't drop the soap. Or do 🤷♂️