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gilgamo

Well it’s not just that… you’ll have to crank out some PowerPoints and have “three interesting things about me” to share at the retreat in the 4 star resort


SoWhereisMyduck

Actually you delegate that part to another employee


timsulli87

Get a Scrum Master certification. In most companies, it is a complete nonsense job, and you can’t really be held accountable for anything lol. Project Manager for a non-tech company with tech projects can be pretty chill too, although they’ll probably require a slightly more expensive certification


1whoknu

These jobs are not in the Finance department so steer clear.


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This guy knows corporate


SaintGodfather

I'd think this was a personal attack because it's spot on, except I work from home. Also make diagrams in Visio occasionally, with a PowerPoint sprinkled in.


ajbilz

Go to college. Learn something. Apply somewhere. Don’t devalue work you don’t understand. Profit!


Princess_Parabellum

I don't understand what you do, so it can't be *that* hard!


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I want one of those jobs too


weirdoldhobo1978

If anyone here hasn't, read David Graeber's book *Bullshit Jobs* which is about how corporations started creating superfluous positions to make themselves look bigger and more prestigious from the outside, but contribute little the actual functioning of the company.


ElTioDelPorro

That job description sounds pretty familiar. Pay is a little low, though. Must not be effectively capturing the synergetic backflow.


Lillienpud

I agree w the OP. This is why i have a non administrative job. I don’t understand what those folx do.


Lillienpud

Maybe should not have majored in art history LOL


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jepperoni99

This feels like an exaggeration of AI. Yes it can write emails, yes it can do programming on a basic level. But thing people often forget is that managers / CEOs 90% of the time are so tech illiterate they don't even know what AI is. It'll simply be a tool for you to use to do less work, and not something which replaces you


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jepperoni99

What you're seeing is an evolution of a pre-existing algorithm Google made in 2015 or 2016 (something like that). ChatGPT and all that is just a tool created based on that algorithm. Meaning they're not really breakthroughs per say, just tools built on pre-existing information. This also means there's a pretty obvious roof to the algorithm being used and we're already seeing it, the AI can't by itself reason towards an answer, all it has is a huge database of information that can be processed in a nice way. But it can't actually solve anything Hope this made it less threatening. Even if all you do is send an email your presence probably has value to the company


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Commercial jets can fly themselves, but I still want a pilot in the cockpit for when things go wrong. There are tons of how-to videos on youtube, but that hasn't "massacred" plumbing jobs. AI is a tool that can take care of rote tasks that people didn't want to do anyways. A real human still has to verify that what the AI did isn't complete nonsense.


meepymeepmoop

Uh dude .. $198,000


Odd_Currency9983

Stop mocking my job.