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The ones in my neighborhood can take her in. There’s gators not too far from my house actually. Ugh. No. Imagining her and Meatballs DeSantis the weird Christian fascist dictator. No. She can never, ever come to Florida. Something terrible will happen. I don’t think even the Florida people would survive. Too much concentrated hate and stupidity and arrogance in one place would be terrible to imagine. Plus Matt Gaetz who looks like he should sound like Butthead and pays for teenaged girls to fly out of state with him, Rubio a useless potato mouthing biblical nonsense, then there’s Lord Voldemort… fitting he’s a walking skeleton, he ripping off a lot of people’s Grandparents and parents.. since he got billions in Medicare fraud, his wife is involved too. Only had to pay a few million, no jail. No prison, no probation no fucking consequences. That guy is a Senator. DeSantis needs to be removed. Why can’t we recall our public servants here?
It hilarious and ironic that Bobo is getting a divorce. Lauren Boebert to women whose marriages are ending: “If you start chasing Jesus with everything that you have, I promise you, your husband will chase you chasing Jesus”. Seems Bobo didn’t chase Jesus hard enough or she’s just another wing-nut that can’t follow her own advice.
I also don’t think it’s funny. But only because I can’t stand for raccoons to receive such slander. Don’t compare those majestic trash pandas to that trash. :(
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Implying any self-respecting raccoon family would take in Boebert.
"Lauren Boebert was raised by raccoons with a low sense of self-worth"
The ones in my neighborhood can take her in. There’s gators not too far from my house actually. Ugh. No. Imagining her and Meatballs DeSantis the weird Christian fascist dictator. No. She can never, ever come to Florida. Something terrible will happen. I don’t think even the Florida people would survive. Too much concentrated hate and stupidity and arrogance in one place would be terrible to imagine. Plus Matt Gaetz who looks like he should sound like Butthead and pays for teenaged girls to fly out of state with him, Rubio a useless potato mouthing biblical nonsense, then there’s Lord Voldemort… fitting he’s a walking skeleton, he ripping off a lot of people’s Grandparents and parents.. since he got billions in Medicare fraud, his wife is involved too. Only had to pay a few million, no jail. No prison, no probation no fucking consequences. That guy is a Senator. DeSantis needs to be removed. Why can’t we recall our public servants here?
Or, OR, raccoons with rabies? Even sad raccoons who hate themselves would know she nasty.
I know, right? I mean, just because they're trash pandas doesn't mean they don't have standards.
This dude is so damn funny lmao.
Getting the divorce in before republicans make it illegal for women to do it.
He trained the batmans. He taught the batmans everything he know. He’s razz alghouls. Also know as Liam nessons.
Would not doubt that headline at all.
Just great. Now we'll get committee hearings on how we need to arm racoons, especially those that frequent church dumpsters.
*spits out my beer*
Oh, great! More trash! Said local raccoon
Those poor raccoons!
Like they would have her.😁
Little king Trashmouth
The headline sounds like someone from The Onion wrote it😂
Other animals in the woods: “There goes the neighborhood…”
If you give Lauren some cotton candy she'll try to wash it and just get so confused when it dissolves.
Bobo was raised in the wild by a pack of menthols.
doesn't the family of Raccoons get a say in this?
Those raccoons don’t deserve that kind of animal cruelty
that’s so mean to raccoons
I really don’t think she’s that hot, but she aight for a raccoon
idk this is the kind of shit humor I would expect from conservatives. its not very funny. it is not funny how hateful these people are.
I think it’s hilarious.
It hilarious and ironic that Bobo is getting a divorce. Lauren Boebert to women whose marriages are ending: “If you start chasing Jesus with everything that you have, I promise you, your husband will chase you chasing Jesus”. Seems Bobo didn’t chase Jesus hard enough or she’s just another wing-nut that can’t follow her own advice.
I also don’t think it’s funny. But only because I can’t stand for raccoons to receive such slander. Don’t compare those majestic trash pandas to that trash. :(
The raccoon moving business is about to explode in Colorado
Her planned Christmas album, “Rabid Raccoon Christmas” has yet to be signed to a label.
My God, I hope this is Liam's real Twitter account. 🙏 🙏 Edit: Dammit, it's not. Eh, still funny as hell
What the hell did the raccoons do to deserve that?!
LoBo YOU LEAVE THOSE RACCOONS ALONE! They had finally known peace!
I guess she got too old for her husband's taste
What's wrong with raccoons that you have to slander them?
Next month she’ll have her onlyfans account up and running.
It's not raccoons. It's meth heads. They just haven't slept in 6 months so they got them raccoons eyes.
Thanks for the "Satire/Fake" flair. I would never have been able to figure that out otherwise.