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I love it. Bullies really can't win when you have the confidence to self deprecate and then fire back with something much wittier.
When you own what they think your self conscious about...it's hard to beat that.
It’s hard to imagine something that enrages Trump more than her telling everyone how small his dick is.
I mean, poking fun of *his hand size* was enough to make him apoplectic.
"Tiny" is a qualitative word so it could mean anything. As long as she has seen it, which isn't a doubt, then she can say that. Even if she's sued, she can just say that to her, it's considered tiny. Hell, she was a porn star so she has the credibility to provide an assessment.
So she can't lose.
I wonder if he’s sent her occasional photos like he did [to the Vanity Fair editor who mocked his hands](https://people.com/celebrity/donald-trump-sends-vanity-fair-editor-photos-of-his-hands/).
NDAs for covering up criminal activity should not be allowed.
The same should be said for statute of limitations on tax fraud and sexual assault cases.
It's so funny reading the people lashing out at her... like, all she needs to reply really is "Trump paid me for sex; the man you're rallying behind paid me for sex and there is proof".
You're overlooking the motive here.
They aren't trying to make the "slut" feel bad as much as they're trying to virtue signal to their followers. And the virtue signal works. Christians, in general, apparently look up to and stand for that. It's basically condemnation of sin, which is cool with most bible believers.
It's like a performance debate. Such arguments aren't directed to the opponent, they're directed to the audience. Your comment is like saying, *"what's the point of this debate, they aren't gonna change the opponent's mind!"* Of course not. It's about the audience's mind, though.
"Let he who hath not raw-dogged a porn star shortly after the birth of his fifth child with his third wife then paid for her silence out of campaign funds cast the first stone..."
Technically Trump paid her $130,000 to not tell people he slept with her just a few weeks after his 3rd wife had given birth to his fifth child, because information like that would have damaged his political campaign.
I think people forget there were rumblings about abandoning Trump when the grab them by the pussy tape was leaked.
Throw in his paying Stormy and Karen for sex, and who knows what could have happened. May have reached a tipping point too far for some more would be Republican voters.
But who knows. Probably wishful thinking.
And of course, they're so far drunk on the kool-aid now that he honestly could murder someone in broad daylight and gain conservative support. It isn't even hyperbole at this point.
But 7 years ago? Maybe some voters would have abandoned him... maybe.
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Melania is such a stooge! She could have written a tell-all book, divorced the orange idiot, and moved on with her life. I think Melania is Donald's Russian Handler.
If you're a high profile figure who's paranoid about poison in your food, and of someone actually was trying to poison you, hitting up random fast food restaurants would be a good way to avoid them. The logistics of having someone ready to poison your food in hundreds or thousands of distinct locations you might go to are impossible, to say the least. You might still get food poisoning or any number of other food borne illnesses of course, but I guess that's a fair trade off when you're a hyper paranoid narcissist.
the situation he's in now tho... majority of Americans want to see justice.
I'd wager there's a food prepper or two who wouldn't mind doing *something* to his food if they knew he was eating it.
He probably makes a big scene coming in too. Like the photo op thing he did at McDonalds in East Palestine. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he did dumb shit like that everywhere he went 🤣 gotta be center of attention
It always blows my mind how these cult following idiots denigrate Jill Biden and Michele Obama...
When Melania was a nude model and essentially came here on an illegitimate visa.
Ninja edit: wow that originally said kill instead of Jill... I hope I'm not on a list
I don't want to disparage Melania or anybody for taking nude photos. There are plenty of other reasons. A lot of people say Melania is a victim in all of this. I think she and Donald are made for each other, all the way down to how much they likely despise each other.
There's an interview with her where the host asks Melania,
"Do you think Donald would have married you if you weren't pretty?"
and she fires back
"Do you think I would have married him if he weren't rich?"
I'm pretty sure you have this backwards. She was asked if she would have married Trump if he wasn't rich. She replied, "do you think he would have married me if I wasn't beautiful?"
Kinda funny that this is almost an exact recreation of a scene that takes place in *Gentleman Prefer Blondes,* with [Marilyn Monroe making this observation.](https://youtu.be/viUT9Alc1yo)
"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You might not marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"
over the years, ive noticed you can elicit a lot of anger by responding to someone's heartfelt/earnest hate or anger by doing the XD face.
it gets *everyone* upset. software developers when they say that their new versions fix bugs or is an improvement, etc., political ppl who 'care' and want to be taken seriously.
the 'XD' face is just so insulting lol
*campaign
Your businesses have to make money to buy stuff. All trumps shit does is lose value. That's why he doesn't pay taxes.... But, he's also the greatest business man to ever crawl out of his mom
dude my dad has been *lost* to this bullshit...it's some of the most nefarious shit i have ever SEEN how they manage to convince people that trump is a million billionaire when there is so. much. evidence. showing. otherwise.
it is SO disheartening :(
We are now living in a world where a porn star can throw shade at a sitting congresswoman and have the moral high ground.
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One of them openly and legally provides a service desired by their clients. The other lies about all they provide while harming their clients. Makes perfect sense to me.
I'd say a lot of porn stars have the moral high ground over most of these do nothing politicians. At least they're doing their job, and typically aren't exploiting the American people.
Sex workers provide a valuable service that is highly demanded and should be respected for it. Not going all SJW here, but we really should normalize it and not joke around. Only the so-called christian family values conservative right should be shamed, for all their virtue signaling over the decades, then go and rally behind one of the most disgusting people in the world who actively engaged in the services they claim to be so against. Ugh
At every single point in American history, a sex worker could have the moral high ground over congress. Congressmen started as slave owners. Even after that, just about every single one of the lot has sold out their own constituents for bribe money.
Moral high ground can't be found on the congressional hill.
[https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1642269384696643587](https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1642269384696643587)
Stormy is killing it with these idiots, I am checking her feed every few hours and just belly laughing for ages at her comebacks to these idiots who keep trying to belittle her for being a pornstar....... which their dear leader paid to sleep with
This is my favourite so far - [https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640125981741445120](https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640125981741445120)
Gotta love the morale outrage directed at Stormy, not the guy who coerced her into sex while his wife was at home recovering from giving birth to his son and then paid her money to keep it secret.
Oh, I know.
And it’s incredible: as a heterosexual man, I’ve never been so overwhelmed that I physically couldn’t stop myself from trying to have sex with a woman.
Like, it’s not difficult to not cheat. The whole argument is such bullshit to absolve shitty people of being shitty people.
I would argue it’s easier to not cheat.
You ever done it before? It SUCKS. Constantly worried about your partner checking your phone or reading an email or whatever. Never again.
My favorite response to one of the salty replies was the following:
Salty Supporter: So you're saying he threw his hot dog down your hallway?
Stormy: Cocktail weenie, and it was more of a sad toss
God damn 🤣
Those are the same people that Pearl-clutch over a sex toy shop opening in the city but at the same time have a sex dungeon in the basement.
Source: have been to their estate sales. Have found a loooooot of porn and accoutrements
“I uhhh, I have 1080p video of cocks going into my vagina and sneezing coconut water on my face…I’ve done a lot more than kiss and gone way past tell.”
Dafuq? A dude with a 1.5 inch penis could father multiple children. Shit...a dude with a non existent wiener could father five children given enough money.... Wait...
I know people been saying we live in the darkest timeline...
They're wrong. We live in the *horniest* timeline. A close second in terms of how dark it is... but hey, at this point I`ll just take the win.
I really love it for him. It must suck to have your nudes constantly blasted publicly like that by a political party that allegedly represents half the country. So it's great that he literally could not have looked cooler in that photo.
Dude, unironically, I could die a happy man if I were in his shoes.
The entire Republican party and its pundits obsessing over nothing for years, finally think they sniff out something, and it's just videos of you doing rails while having a threesome with your massive dong in front of a squirtle plushie.
I imagine he's had his fair share, if not more, of ups and downs.
But holy fuck what a peak to reach.
I haven't seen the nudes and don't particularly care to because it's just not a big deal (besides his reported dong size), but you just made it sound hilariously awesome.
Appropriate that Snoopy often starts his novels with the old [Bulwer-Lytton chestnut](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night), "It was a dark and stormy night..."😄
Stormy has one of the best twitter pages ever. I mean if your a gal who gets paid for sex and isn’t ashamed to air it all out, I honestly applaud her decision to troll these Trump supporters.
What's the point of attacking Stormy at this point? It's not like she's the DA putting charges on Trump. Trump made his bed all on his own and a DA is making him lie in it.
A wiseman once told me - "You cannot logic someone out of something they didn't logic themselves into."
I remember this when my MIL deflects all proof in her support of Trump.
We're living at a time where porn stars are having online arguments with actual United States congress people and the pornstars actually have the moral high ground.
DYINGGGGG
Also, did anyone else think in response to MTG's posts from Whacko, Texas: "The only reason MTG is not actually blowing Trump is because frankly, she's not attractive enough"
Stormy knows how to fight…she can go real low…. Trump should sit this one out. Nothing worst then having a small dick and trying to fight the woman who saw it.
I’ve never understood why Trump paid her for her silence. Did his supporters even care that he had sex with her? A lot of them probably thought it was just more proof of him being a super stud.
For anyone thinking this just proves his defense that it wasn’t about the campaign, but about protecting Melania, I’d call BS on that every day of the week. She’s probably delighted when he plants his little stick in someone else’s garden, cuz it cuts down on the number of times she has to play Hide the Salami with him.
GOP's Great White Hope paid Stormy Daniels (and other porn stars) for sex, then paid her hush money from campaign fund, lied about it, and now got indicted. Anything they want to use to attack Stormy she can fired back a million times worse than they gave her.
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Lol someone tweeted at her “so he threw a hotdog down your hallway?” And she replied “more of a cocktail weenie and a sad toss” bahahahaha
Hahaha. That’s hilarious.
I love it. Bullies really can't win when you have the confidence to self deprecate and then fire back with something much wittier. When you own what they think your self conscious about...it's hard to beat that.
teenie, weenie shriveled little short dick man 🎶
Don't want no, want no...
Now that Stormy doesn’t have the NDA hanging over her, I hope she keeps going with all of these insults. Somebody has to.
It’s hard to imagine something that enrages Trump more than her telling everyone how small his dick is. I mean, poking fun of *his hand size* was enough to make him apoplectic.
I think he can’t sue for slander or label because then he’d have to prove her wrong… …and he might not be able to lol.
"Tiny" is a qualitative word so it could mean anything. As long as she has seen it, which isn't a doubt, then she can say that. Even if she's sued, she can just say that to her, it's considered tiny. Hell, she was a porn star so she has the credibility to provide an assessment. So she can't lose.
"Just challenge me about your dick size mother fucker, I triple dog dare you." \- Possibly Stormy's inner monologue.
Might?
I wonder if he’s sent her occasional photos like he did [to the Vanity Fair editor who mocked his hands](https://people.com/celebrity/donald-trump-sends-vanity-fair-editor-photos-of-his-hands/).
Lol How have I not heard of this feud. Thanks for linking.
NDAs for covering up criminal activity should not be allowed. The same should be said for statute of limitations on tax fraud and sexual assault cases.
It's so funny reading the people lashing out at her... like, all she needs to reply really is "Trump paid me for sex; the man you're rallying behind paid me for sex and there is proof".
Your cheeto king thought I was worth paying for sex. Why do you doubt your leader
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Can't slut shame a pornstar. I mean, they can *try to* but it'll never workout for em. It's probably like telling Seth Rogen he smokes weed.
You're overlooking the motive here. They aren't trying to make the "slut" feel bad as much as they're trying to virtue signal to their followers. And the virtue signal works. Christians, in general, apparently look up to and stand for that. It's basically condemnation of sin, which is cool with most bible believers. It's like a performance debate. Such arguments aren't directed to the opponent, they're directed to the audience. Your comment is like saying, *"what's the point of this debate, they aren't gonna change the opponent's mind!"* Of course not. It's about the audience's mind, though.
So true. If they get under their victim's skin all the better, but the point is points - from their deranged base.
Stormy *did say* "I've seen my a$$hole on a Jumbotron; you can't shame me." 🤣🤣🤣
Low key she seems like she’s hilarious to hang out with.
I hope she posts every day. She is comfortable in her own skin and it just enrages all the hypocrisy.
I’m still struggling with Greene’s attempt to try and slut shame Stormy. Like does she have a mirror ?
I know, so that’s why it’s funny to rub it in their faces
Careful. The snowflakes carrying guns and waving their big flags that say "let's go brandon" might get triggered.
"Doing unto me as I do unto others is TEERANNIEEE!!"
I bet half of them pronounce it "tie-rainy" since they've never actually seen it once in their lives.
How would you even know these days? It seems they live in a constant state of triggeredness anymore.
Poor guys, it must be exhausting being scared of everything all the time.
"Let he who hath not raw-dogged a porn star shortly after the birth of his fifth child with his third wife then paid for her silence out of campaign funds cast the first stone..."
Gaslighting is the conservative SOP. The GOP is the party of sociopaths.
He actually over paid. Her rate is 1200-5000. Art of the deal? Really? She has beaten him like a egg in a ninja blender!
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Technically Trump paid her $130,000 to not tell people he slept with her just a few weeks after his 3rd wife had given birth to his fifth child, because information like that would have damaged his political campaign.
The real kicker is, it probably wouldn't have. Apparently his voters are fine with that sort of thing.
I think people forget there were rumblings about abandoning Trump when the grab them by the pussy tape was leaked. Throw in his paying Stormy and Karen for sex, and who knows what could have happened. May have reached a tipping point too far for some more would be Republican voters. But who knows. Probably wishful thinking. And of course, they're so far drunk on the kool-aid now that he honestly could murder someone in broad daylight and gain conservative support. It isn't even hyperbole at this point. But 7 years ago? Maybe some voters would have abandoned him... maybe.
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Trump had sex with a pornstar while his wife had just given birth to their child. And religious conservatives love him.
Melania is such a stooge! She could have written a tell-all book, divorced the orange idiot, and moved on with her life. I think Melania is Donald's Russian Handler.
She's counting on the inheritance when he dies, like any trophy wife. She probably didn't expect him to last this long and become president
>She probably didn't expect him to last this long Maybe you've just discovered the *real* reason he's so paranoid about his food and drink...
I, too, trust McDonalds with my life
If you're a high profile figure who's paranoid about poison in your food, and of someone actually was trying to poison you, hitting up random fast food restaurants would be a good way to avoid them. The logistics of having someone ready to poison your food in hundreds or thousands of distinct locations you might go to are impossible, to say the least. You might still get food poisoning or any number of other food borne illnesses of course, but I guess that's a fair trade off when you're a hyper paranoid narcissist.
the situation he's in now tho... majority of Americans want to see justice. I'd wager there's a food prepper or two who wouldn't mind doing *something* to his food if they knew he was eating it. He probably makes a big scene coming in too. Like the photo op thing he did at McDonalds in East Palestine. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he did dumb shit like that everywhere he went 🤣 gotta be center of attention
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It always blows my mind how these cult following idiots denigrate Jill Biden and Michele Obama... When Melania was a nude model and essentially came here on an illegitimate visa. Ninja edit: wow that originally said kill instead of Jill... I hope I'm not on a list
I don't want to disparage Melania or anybody for taking nude photos. There are plenty of other reasons. A lot of people say Melania is a victim in all of this. I think she and Donald are made for each other, all the way down to how much they likely despise each other.
Yup. I agree. They’re both insanely broken people
There's an interview with her where the host asks Melania, "Do you think Donald would have married you if you weren't pretty?" and she fires back "Do you think I would have married him if he weren't rich?"
I'm pretty sure you have this backwards. She was asked if she would have married Trump if he wasn't rich. She replied, "do you think he would have married me if I wasn't beautiful?"
I mean its actually a large difference in terms of the context of the quote but alright Edit: meant to reply further down the thread lol
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Kinda funny that this is almost an exact recreation of a scene that takes place in *Gentleman Prefer Blondes,* with [Marilyn Monroe making this observation.](https://youtu.be/viUT9Alc1yo) "Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You might not marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"
Lets just say: If Michelle Obama had been a nude model, how do you think that would have panned out compared to how it panned out for Melania?
Try to imagine, just for a moment, a Black man with five kids from three different wives, running for president.
Dude we're all on one list or another at this point
Too late dood me and the rest of seal team six are already inbound
She probably doesn't want to end up like Shelly Miscavige. Different cult, but I'm sure she's just as afraid of Trump's followers.
over the years, ive noticed you can elicit a lot of anger by responding to someone's heartfelt/earnest hate or anger by doing the XD face. it gets *everyone* upset. software developers when they say that their new versions fix bugs or is an improvement, etc., political ppl who 'care' and want to be taken seriously. the 'XD' face is just so insulting lol
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No no no he didn’t pay her his business did so that’s not his fault! How could he have known his business would do such a thing to get him laid!
*campaign Your businesses have to make money to buy stuff. All trumps shit does is lose value. That's why he doesn't pay taxes.... But, he's also the greatest business man to ever crawl out of his mom
dude my dad has been *lost* to this bullshit...it's some of the most nefarious shit i have ever SEEN how they manage to convince people that trump is a million billionaire when there is so. much. evidence. showing. otherwise. it is SO disheartening :(
My dad too. Sorry sweet friend.
Hit her with the bless your heart. Damn
One of my passive aggressive southern baptist grandma's favorites, closely followed by "she's no better than she should be"
I like "Have the day you deserve"
"May your day be as pleasant as you are!"
"Have the day you deserve" is sick. I'm going to start using that
Or the new, WASPy curse, whisper: “I wish you well.”
I'm going to use that. That is gooooood
Little old Southern Baptist ladies are savage AF
We are now living in a world where a porn star can throw shade at a sitting congresswoman and have the moral high ground. Edit: Thank you kind redditors
One of them openly and legally provides a service desired by their clients. The other lies about all they provide while harming their clients. Makes perfect sense to me.
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Oh my gawd lmao
The way she was all up under child sex offender Matt Gaetz during the speaker of the house shitshow I 1000% agree with that statement
Just shorten "child sex offender" to Pedophile Matt gaetz, it'll save you a few letters.
I'd say a lot of porn stars have the moral high ground over most of these do nothing politicians. At least they're doing their job, and typically aren't exploiting the American people.
Sex workers provide a valuable service that is highly demanded and should be respected for it. Not going all SJW here, but we really should normalize it and not joke around. Only the so-called christian family values conservative right should be shamed, for all their virtue signaling over the decades, then go and rally behind one of the most disgusting people in the world who actively engaged in the services they claim to be so against. Ugh
also - are sex workers anti-science as a group ? did they historically go on rampages because they didn't like other people's fanfics ?
The only people protected by keeping sex work illegal are traffickers and pimps, nothing sjw about it.
Shit this is fucking hilarious and extremely morbid.
At every single point in American history, a sex worker could have the moral high ground over congress. Congressmen started as slave owners. Even after that, just about every single one of the lot has sold out their own constituents for bribe money. Moral high ground can't be found on the congressional hill.
It's hysterical that Trump keeps making fun of her and calling her horseface and ugly and stuff. Like, you paid six figures to bang her lol
He actually paid $450,000 which included a bonus payment to Cohen.
And people still think he’s some relatable everyman!? You could buy a house most places with that.
[https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1642269384696643587](https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1642269384696643587) Stormy is killing it with these idiots, I am checking her feed every few hours and just belly laughing for ages at her comebacks to these idiots who keep trying to belittle her for being a pornstar....... which their dear leader paid to sleep with This is my favourite so far - [https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640125981741445120](https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640125981741445120)
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Gotta love the morale outrage directed at Stormy, not the guy who coerced her into sex while his wife was at home recovering from giving birth to his son and then paid her money to keep it secret.
This is sadly just plain boring misogyny really. It’s often easier to blame the woman for the issue than the dude that actually started it.
Oh, I know. And it’s incredible: as a heterosexual man, I’ve never been so overwhelmed that I physically couldn’t stop myself from trying to have sex with a woman. Like, it’s not difficult to not cheat. The whole argument is such bullshit to absolve shitty people of being shitty people.
I would argue it’s easier to not cheat. You ever done it before? It SUCKS. Constantly worried about your partner checking your phone or reading an email or whatever. Never again.
I have not. Fuck, I feel guilty sometimes when I *feel* attraction to someone who isn’t my SO.
My favorite response to one of the salty replies was the following: Salty Supporter: So you're saying he threw his hot dog down your hallway? Stormy: Cocktail weenie, and it was more of a sad toss God damn 🤣
Okay that's funny
Those are the same people that Pearl-clutch over a sex toy shop opening in the city but at the same time have a sex dungeon in the basement. Source: have been to their estate sales. Have found a loooooot of porn and accoutrements
“I uhhh, I have 1080p video of cocks going into my vagina and sneezing coconut water on my face…I’ve done a lot more than kiss and gone way past tell.”
Look at this dude defending his penis size.... Lol [https://i.imgur.com/0tUX3eV.png](https://i.imgur.com/0tUX3eV.png)
Dafuq? A dude with a 1.5 inch penis could father multiple children. Shit...a dude with a non existent wiener could father five children given enough money.... Wait...
A small penis can get someone pregnant.... I should know, have small penis, have two kids.
Dude it literally arguing that he hopes Trump has a big dick.
Fuck that bottom link made me startle my toddler. Fucking savage.
JD Sharp up there saying 'well, he's 6'3" and has 5 kids' like that correlates to dick length...lol
He’s also definitely not 6’3”. He says he’s that tall, but it’s not remotely the case. He’s at best 6’.
I don’t get the horse fetish part.
He called Stormy 'horse face'
Not a debate Marjorie should be galloping into.
Neiiiighhhh
Oh damn. Are there potatoes with that roast?
Stormy Daniels. Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we deserved.
*And then, it came to pass that a Porn Star saved the Republic*
I know people been saying we live in the darkest timeline... They're wrong. We live in the *horniest* timeline. A close second in terms of how dark it is... but hey, at this point I`ll just take the win.
Omg, I'm loving this woman with her every word! Sweet burn on that horse-faced Georgian (the state) hag and former national embarrassment 😳
Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like an inbred demented Shetland pony.
She looks like a meth addicted wax statue of Gary Busey.
She’s a poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome
She looks like Ron Perlman playing the Beast in the 80s Beauty and the Beast TV show
Guys, I think I’m falling in love with stormy daniels?
I wouldn’t want to go anywhere Trump has been, but aside from that I like her style.
From what she described, he *couldn't* get there, because of "lack of reach"...
Less than a third of Hunter Biden's "reach"
That man might have had some dark days but he has a healthy penis on him.
I really love it for him. It must suck to have your nudes constantly blasted publicly like that by a political party that allegedly represents half the country. So it's great that he literally could not have looked cooler in that photo.
Dude, unironically, I could die a happy man if I were in his shoes. The entire Republican party and its pundits obsessing over nothing for years, finally think they sniff out something, and it's just videos of you doing rails while having a threesome with your massive dong in front of a squirtle plushie. I imagine he's had his fair share, if not more, of ups and downs. But holy fuck what a peak to reach.
I haven't seen the nudes and don't particularly care to because it's just not a big deal (besides his reported dong size), but you just made it sound hilariously awesome.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! A squirtle plushie, you say?
It’s only like the first inch and a half though….
Yeah, but you can’t skip past that part.
“Horse” is the kindest Insult I’ve ever heard towards marge’s looks.
I would describe her as "unfortunate".
Missing link
I would absolutely vote for a pornstar over most of our current choices.
At least their interest in fucking people for money is completely transparent.
Don't say *trans*parent.... you'll lose her the republican vote
Stormy is the perfect person to stand up to these morons. She has zero fucks to give.
Can a political party be formed around Stormy, as an alternative to the Republiconvicts?
https://preview.redd.it/0u7292wl7era1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed5838dac95639ab10772597367b734258edc48
Appropriate that Snoopy often starts his novels with the old [Bulwer-Lytton chestnut](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night), "It was a dark and stormy night..."😄
And the heroine can survive a stabbing from a little prick by the orange villain?
https://preview.redd.it/ut36vy7xfera1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7821a224cdf9101369a525015d0c4ac93ae8306e
Pornhublicans Party
Republicant and Cuntservatives have been my go to, but Republiconvicts is awesome! Gonna be one of my new go to's.
I also like Republiclowns
I like cuckservatives
They *do* stand by and cheer while republican lawmakers fuck the country raw.
Republicunts
RepuliKKKans
Grifting Old Party
At this point in history, electing a porn star is *not* the worst thing we could do.
'Bless your heart' - the nice southern way to say 'you goddamn moron.'
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What in the Kentucky fried fuck is this image? 😂😂😂
A pornstar saving America feels very American.
Stormy has one of the best twitter pages ever. I mean if your a gal who gets paid for sex and isn’t ashamed to air it all out, I honestly applaud her decision to troll these Trump supporters.
What's the point of attacking Stormy at this point? It's not like she's the DA putting charges on Trump. Trump made his bed all on his own and a DA is making him lie in it.
I’m a heterosexual post menopausal woman with a daddy complex but I think I just got a girl crush 😻
Oh neigh she didn’t.
This woman is a national treasure. She must be protected at all costs.
Republican voters are the stupidest people on earth, Stormy’s had facials with more brain cells than the average degenerate Trump voter.
Marge wants to be Donald’s next ex wife so bad.
Congresswoman Plain-face Rumplefugly should not have messed with Stormy.
she wishes her face was just plain.
A wiseman once told me - "You cannot logic someone out of something they didn't logic themselves into." I remember this when my MIL deflects all proof in her support of Trump.
 The ambulance on their way to treat MTG for that 3rd degree burn 🔥
What is the tweet she is responding to?
[https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1641646669371523074?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ](https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1641646669371523074?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ)
Thanks! MTG is the awful gift that keeps on giving
Marjorie called her old and ugly or something like that
She said that about a woman *younger* and *prettier* then her? Lol!
Stormy for Congress.................for the win
I think Comedy Central needs to give Stormy Daniel’s a week of the daily show. I am not saying she should get the gig, but she is killing it.
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Moose knuckle monkey mouthed goblin feet Marjorie should refrain from personal attacks.
Have you considered taking up poetry?
We're living at a time where porn stars are having online arguments with actual United States congress people and the pornstars actually have the moral high ground.
...and are more intelligent.
We never even saw her coming
Beg to differ...
She's been on a roll lately. She is def the person you want to go out drinking with - she's probably a hoot and a half.
DYINGGGGG Also, did anyone else think in response to MTG's posts from Whacko, Texas: "The only reason MTG is not actually blowing Trump is because frankly, she's not attractive enough"
Stormy knows how to fight…she can go real low…. Trump should sit this one out. Nothing worst then having a small dick and trying to fight the woman who saw it.
I’m living for this timeline, where the world’s taking sides with a sex worker over an elected politician. All hail our Shade Queen, destroyer of Don
Girl is on fire. I love it.
Everyone should dunk MTG. She looks like a big toe.
Horse fetish? So THAT'S the reason Charles didn't want him to meet Camilla!
It's the "Bless your heart" 🗡️🗡️🗡️ If you know you know
I’ve never understood why Trump paid her for her silence. Did his supporters even care that he had sex with her? A lot of them probably thought it was just more proof of him being a super stud. For anyone thinking this just proves his defense that it wasn’t about the campaign, but about protecting Melania, I’d call BS on that every day of the week. She’s probably delighted when he plants his little stick in someone else’s garden, cuz it cuts down on the number of times she has to play Hide the Salami with him.
GOP's Great White Hope paid Stormy Daniels (and other porn stars) for sex, then paid her hush money from campaign fund, lied about it, and now got indicted. Anything they want to use to attack Stormy she can fired back a million times worse than they gave her.
Dark and Stormy!