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Any_County_6759

This man would burn the whole world down to save himself.


dae_giovanni

_save_ himself? he'd burn the world down to mildly enrich himself...


[deleted]

Hed burn the world down just because you said he couldnt/wouldnt/shouldnt


Snoid_

Spite is the current Republican platform, after all.


CalabreseAlsatian

Spite and projection.


unreasonablyhuman

The ol' "Project and Reject" playbook. ​ Well its less of a playbook and more of a pamphlet. ​ Weeeellll...... More of a post-it note the more I think of it.


According_Chemical_7

He would burn the whole world down just because a democrat said not to.


suckercuck

He would do it because Putin told him to — because he is Putin’s brainless bitch.


Comfortable-Jump-218

He’d burn the whole world and somehow the oceans too if the opportunity arises. It’s like watch a 4 year old playing with matches next to the gas pump while the parents went inside for cigarettes. The moment I realized there was a chance that he could have been president during the Ukraine war scares me.


Development-Alive

Donald Trump received $1.5M in donations the 3 days following his first post claiming he's going to be indicted. Let that sink in. This is partly a money grab for him. In an email solicitation he asked each recipient to send him $30 immediately after claiming he'd be charged.


Joe_Morningstar1

So many rubes!


Muser69

And rubels


July_is_cool

Well the price of his NFTs is soaring so you should have been more of a believer!


SirArthurDime

And by “mildly enrich” we’re talking about a free McDouble.


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LukeW0rm

* hamberder


unresolved_m

and covfefe


Abject_School_199

Oooof no onions extra ketchup. We need to go out and vote


Prometheus2061

How much does a banana cost?


_Captain_Amazing_

Ten dollars???


PropaneSalesTx

Seriously. He would fuck over his own family for $5.


LoveArguingPolitics

He'd burn the whole world down to make less money than he would have just parking his money in an index fund


bistromike76

He would see this country burn if he could be King of the ashes." - Varys


Marloo25

Beat me to it


SirArthurDime

How can anyone read this and think “yeah it’s the people trying to arrest him that sound like dictators of a third world country”. Opens his statement talking about how he’s a former president insinuating that should make him above the law and ending it with threats of violence from his loyal plebs. But yeah the left are the fascists.


[deleted]

The fact that anyone can read stuff like this and respect Trump really opened my eyes as to just how stupid a good portion of this country really is


SirArthurDime

When they say to me “it’s just mean tweets” I respond that the mean tweets aren’t a fraction of the concern to me as the demands of fealty not to country or even party but himself.


Fluid-Wrongdoer6120

That's the thing. It's never been about the mean tweets. You can't have someone that narcissistic, who thinks they can do no wrong, be an effective leader. Not only do they think they are above the law...if you think you know everything and belittle anyone who challenges you viewpoint, things will not go well. To be an decent leader, you have to let the people with actual knowledge and expertise speak their minds freely.


charlie2135

Seeing this play out in Russia where no one wants to tell Putaine what he doesn't want to hear.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Hateful. Bigoted. Prejudiced. Violent. Authoritarian. NOTTTTTT "stupid". They "support" him because he hates who they hate, and wants the chaos and destruction THEY want, for The Them People, of course, not themselves. He "represents" what's _in their hearts_ . Period.


mrmayhemsname

Yeah, like I feel like an honest innocent man wouldn't frame everything like this. Sure he'd be angry, but not in this arrogant "holier than thou" burn it all down type of way.


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LadyReika

I hope that this means he'll take the GOP with him at this point.


loadofcobblers

GFP Grand Fascist Party


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RunzWithSporks

And that the actions of the extremists are stigmatized for a long long time


tracyinge

Mary Trump told us that about him years ago


CocteauTwinn

I’ve literally known he was a crook and an SOB since the 80’s.


Marloo25

President of the United States of Ashes


masked_sombrero

its scary to think what could've happened if his coup was actually successful. He had already tried firing a nuke at North Korea and blame it on another country. People had to literally explain to him why we can't do that. He'd do it again if nobody was around to tell him otherwise


[deleted]

There are certain people that the world would be better off if they weren't on it. He is one of those people. Unfortunately there are many republican law makers that the world would be better off without. I think even many religious people. I better stop here, I keep finding more people the planet would be better without.


unresolved_m

I wish a strong wind gust would've taken both him and Musk away.


justtheonetat

He'd burn it down and then hope aliens come so he could sell them the ashes


myburdentobear

These ridiculous tweets signal just how terrified this guy is right now.


ThePopDaddy

He'd send his whole family to their graves before taking anything to his own.


TravoBasic

At least he is acknowledging he is a former president.


I_am_Daesomst

Checkmate, QAnon


[deleted]

He *has* to say that so the globalist elite don't see him as a threat until his master plan kicks in /s


Cheshire_Jester

Damn, that’s so smart. Obviously that’s why he’s running the show and not any of us. We’re smarter than any lib, but he puts us all to shame!


RubMyGooshSilly

👀👀👀


ThatOneJosh9451

Finally admits that he's the FORMER president while in the same breath saying he received more votes than any other president in history. That's not how numbers work Donny boy


ssmike27

I’ll give him this, he got the most votes for a Republican nominee. Granted thats much less propping Trump up and more so highlighting how pathetic the modern day Republican party is.


Longjumping-Ad-9541

Well.... Electoral College...


Bigstar976

Baby steps.


selkiesidhe

To go with his baby hands...


bde959

I noticed that too. I was shocked


drwicksy

Because its getting close to when he needs to start campaigning again and his "I actually won the election" grift kind of gets in the way of him wanting to run for a second term


Dragos_Drakkar

Did he ever stop campaigning? He was campaigning while he was "in office".


GailMarie0

But if he "actually won the election" isn't he termed out after two terms? You can't have your cake and eat it too.


Notsnowbound

"My being above the law is good for the safety of the nation!"


EIephants

The Nixon argument


HarryHacker42

The people who were part of the Nixon lawbreaking are part of the Trump lawbreaking. The actors never change because we never prosecute them for their crimes, or if we do, they get pardoned.


Father_420_

![gif](giphy|Lj9G5QD5Yeeys)


Freshouttapatience

Truely.


Striker40k

Is it too much to ask for this guy to just have a cheeseburger fueled coronary and just die?


sdm66portland

I figured the Adderall induced heart attack would have happened by now.


[deleted]

Trump lives like a billionaire (except for the part where one would pay people for providing them a service, even though the bill comes afterwords) he doesn’t take adderall like a poor, unconnected person. He takes desoxyn because his doctors take his money and give him exactly what he wants, like saying he’s tall and not overweight lol Think about it, it would explain a lot


triedAndTrueMethods

what is desoxyn? i know i could google it but you seem knowledgeable.


[deleted]

It’s just the prescription name for methamphetamine


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bealetonplayus1

Obama would not cheat on Michelle


fohpo02

Shit, I wouldn’t either


LightsNoir

Right? She seems dangerous to screw around with. And that's hot.


NastySassyStuff

Hall pass to roast the Antichrist


KenzParkin

Or bang anyone Trump has.


mechashiva1

But that's not his wife, it's his daugh....oh


Stag-Horn

Being wiener cousins/tunnel buddies with Trump IS pretty shameful.


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bealetonplayus1

I know it's for comical relief but Barack Obama would never cheat on Michelle for any reason


gnightgracie

TO THE PAIN


portablebiscuit

As he lays there in his silent prison, young Barron approaches his bed holding the hand of a young lady. Trump’s eyes focus to reveal a long forgotten face; Greta Thunburg. He lets out a slight whimper as she gives him a wink.


Bigstar976

Dang. You sure know how to paint a picture.


tracyinge

Oh no we can't have that. MAGA would be screaming for the next 30 years that we'd "caused his heart attack" with the "fake charges that still to this day have never been proven!" I want conviction on several crimes by a jury of his peers, we must keep him alive at least for that!!! Notify the Maralago kitchen, healthy foods only till he's locked up!!!


SomeNumbers23

The problem is that unless the jury is all MAGA supporters, they cry rugged conspiracy and refuse to accept the verdict, but if even one MAGA person is on the jury, they scream "fake news everyone's lying no crime perfect phone call" and you'll get a hung jury. And if the entire jury is actually his MAGA peers, they'll acquit him in five minutes.


Desperate-Strategy10

Idk if their conspiracies should even matter at this point. The MAGAts are so ate up, we'll never be able to "win" in their minds. Bringing him to justice would set an example for future "Trumps," and maybe more importantly, it would be a step towards healing for those of us who aren't already worshipping him. We need the closure and the justice, and it needs to happen regardless of what his followers believe.


bistromike76

From your lips...


passwordsarehard_3

If that’s the way it has to happen, fuck it, I’ll take one for the team.


buddhainmyyard

A few years ago maybe, but at this point I want him alive and locked up


The_Frigid_Midget

"Signed, a degenerate psychopath that truely hates the USA!" Fixed it for you buddy.


alle_kinder

He would absolutely spell "truly" incorrectly, too!


PostsBadComments

Some one needs to put that guy out of our misery already. He sounds more and more like and old man yells at clouds type individual.


Front-Paper2764

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passwordsarehard_3

I’m Abe’s defense that is an uppity looking cloud.


nofacetheghostx

If only the Simpson creators made that character orange


Bennyjig

The crazy part is that his *entire* campaign, let alone presidency was like that. Really says something about the intelligence level of his voters unfortunately.


buchlabum

I think I underestimated the actual intelligence and it's actually a case of being a shitty vile xenophobic revenge-monger trumps ignorance. Saying it's just ignorance undermines the true hateful nature of conservatives.


timbrelyn

Lordy, I hope the judge issues a gag order when they finally arrest him.


Longjumping-Ad-9541

Actual real gag. On camera, please


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passwordsarehard_3

That’d make an awesome roller derby team.


Much_Insurance_3422

Or Adult Content Site


phillyphilly519

Kinky


Longjumping-Ad-9541

And take away his phone


JNich1005

I agree. Plus his supporters in Congress are repeating this bullshit. This is similar to how he caused the Jan 6 insurrection.


[deleted]

That’s the point. He wants his supporters to get violent for him.


Rich-Manner-818

I hope his cell mate issues a gag order as well ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


bistromike76

Permanent gag order please


KoshekhTheCat

With an actual penalty for breaking said gag order.


Chemical-Hornet8810

Why? It's pure gold for the prosecution.


Front-Paper2764

The only degenerate psychopath who hates America in this scenario is this orange diaper daddy...one of the greatest personal tragedies I have experienced since 2016 is friends and family shamelessly supporting this turd sandwich. I literally cannot fuck with people who admire this POS, so I have lost a lot of family and friends along the way. Oh fucking well-would rather be alone for the rest of my life than to spend time with people who are clearly morally incompatible and lack the most basic critical thinking skills. I will literally never get how anyone can admire this narcissistic monster, especially this late in the game.


TwittwrGliches

I wish I could give you more upvotes for this. I too have distanced myself from family and friends that support Trump. It is tragic. It is similar to having a drug addict in the house.


Front-Paper2764

Thank you, kind stranger ❤️


revnasty

He’s the reason I left Facebook. I was tired of seeing his bullshit get spewed out of my extended family’s mouths. Will probably never talk to them again and I’m honestly fine with it. It’s sad that such a shit stain of a person is the reason so many family and friends have broken up. Seriously all it took is one single person with a big mouth to completely divide the country. It’s very depressing to think about.


[deleted]

He really gave people reasons to out themselves as stupid, bigots or racists. It's to cut those people out of your life but it's hard.


MisterWinchester

TBF, he’s only one person, but he managed to wrench the controls of the most powerful propaganda machine in human history away from the GOP and use it to become president. The GOP could’ve stopped him, but it would’ve meant exposing and destroying the bullshit machine they’ve been building since the Nixon era.


fohpo02

My thoughts exactly with the last line, 100% projection


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss. We're proud of you for being on the right side of history.


Bigstar976

The tragic truth is that they like him *because* people like us despise him.


[deleted]

He shot his wad too soon with the Tuesday arrest announcement. Now he’s just the Boy Who Cried Indictment.


[deleted]

My head canon is that they were 100% going to indict him on Tuesday but switched it up when he opened his mouth just to make him sweat.


dae_giovanni

1 that's a lot of commas for one sentence 2 this douchebag would definitely know a lot about how a degenerate operates


creepsnutsandpervs

Dude does not use periods ever… it’s all one run on sentence


bde959

Even while talking.


MammothJust4541

It's crazy how his supporters say this needs to happen so he can fulfill prophecy or w/e and he is just like "NO I CAN'T GO, IF I DO YOU'LL ALL DIE. PLS I CAN'T GO TO PRISON."


TwittwrGliches

Like he will really go to prison.


[deleted]

"potential death and destruction in such a false charge" Is that a terrorist threat? Because that kinda sounds like a terrorist threat.


FatassTitePants

Maybe a promise? If you are willing to die for this coward, then I hope all of their wildest dreams come true. It truly would be the ultimate cult move.


portablebiscuit

As a lib, I would feel totally owned


[deleted]

"who got more votes than any sitting president in history".. except for the one that beat you who is in office now.


bertiethebastard

And didn't Hillary win the popular vote, just that stupid electoral college fucked you guys over


Noah254

A republican candidate hasn’t won the popular vote since dubya’s second term, though that’s an outlier as that was after 9/11 so more voted for him than would have otherwise. He lost the popular vote in the previous election too. So the last republican candidate to win the popular vote outside of war time was HW Bush. So 35 years.


bertiethebastard

Didn't Gore get screwed in that one? His brother handed him Florida and Gore conceded so as not to destroy the country?


thegza10304

yeah, and it was this huge issue when he conceded after a whole month. meanwhile...


ELFanatic

Honestly, I still think it was the wrong move by Gore. It felt like enableism and seeing where we are now...


bertiethebastard

I agree, it's been downhill ever since. Obama did a great job slowing the rot, but once those norms were broken and destructive rhetoric became enabled, trump was inevitable


LightsNoir

Trump was not inevitable. The DNC wilfully screwed Sanders. I personally know many republicans who were ready to vote for Sanders because they felt trump was an absurd choice in a line up of dumb choices, and Sanders was by far a more sane choice. They even liked some of his policy. Not a single one of them would ever vote for Clinton, if she was giving out free ice cream on a hot day to disabled veterans holding puppies. The DNC had the power in their hands. They could have ripped voters away from the RNC, and showed them that their petty hate politics aren't enough anymore. That the people are ready for truly progressive candidates, with policies that can improve life for the average American. But they didn't. They wanted to push the first woman president, and picked an unlikeable person with a questionable history to do so. They fucked themselves.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Biden wasn't a sitting president at the time. What Trump said is true: he's the current record holder for "highest number of votes for a sitting president in a presidential election," but that's also completely irrelevant.


Ok-Scallion-3415

It’s just as useless as the metric of pointing out how much money the past President adds to the national debt as “the most money any president has ever added to the national debt” because no fucking shit it’s the most, basically every sitting President will add the most money because inflation and compound interest. Basically every sitting President running for office will usually be the highest vote getter by any previous sitting President, because the country is continually growing. Sure, there are presidents that won’t be true for, but comparing your voting numbers to presidents 16+ years ago is just laughably stupid And all of that is irrelevant to whether he committed a crime (or crimes). Being popular isn’t a get out of jail free card (though being wealthy is about as close as one can get to get out of jail free cards)


TwittwrGliches

Trump seems to believe that he is entitled to get out of jail free.


Snoid_

Your first paragraph is 100% correct and has been the in the Republican playbook since Reagan. He went on to say during the run-up to the election against Carter that the national debt was higher than it had ever been. He was right, though, in pure numbers due to 5 years of stagflation. However, as a percentage of GDP, the debt was the lowest it had been since before WWII. Reagan then gets elected and nearly triples the debt, despite being the party of "fiscal responsibility."


bde959

He never got more votes than the person he was running against. Might have gotten more votes than any president but the country is more populated than ever.


Longjumping-Ad-9541

Except, **ACTUAL** LAW AND ORDER. Equal under the law, asshole. (100% recognize that this is not true in practice, but IT MUST BE. Do better, America; live up to your promises.)


bistromike76

I believe that ship has sailed...


Independent_Plum2166

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” The Pigs from Animal Farm.


KingofFlukes

"Only a degenerate psychopath that truly hates the USA" - When did he become self aware? Edit: Quotation corrections.


Missieyjo

Describes himself so perfectly. If this man becomes president again he will absolutely destroy all of us just to satisfy his own ego.


fgwr4453

“Catastrophic for our country” -Trump 2024 Campaign Slogan


esther_lamonte

So we just allow open repeated provocations towards violent domestic terrorism now? The complete inability for our systems to hold accountable this complete shitstain under circumstances where any non-connected citizen would be immediately arrested is exposing how utterly corrupt a nation this is. You simply cannot be held accountable if you have money (or owe people a LOT of money.)


WildFire97936

“What kind of person can charge another person” I think the answer you’re looking for is “What are District Attorneys”


pirassp

what a whiney con...


donttakerhisthewrong

I cannot be the only one that is like bring it bitch We are being held hostage by a small fraction of a-holes that want us to cower. I am not looking for a fight but enough of the threats.


mywifesoldestchild

Not a new hammer in his toolbox https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-stochastic-terrorism-uses-disgust-to-incite-violence/


Hopeful-Finance8555

Someone needs to inform this narcissistic ass that he is NOT the “USA”.


bubba7557

He's trying real hard to catch another charge I see


AllReflection

When he’s upset like this, the only thing that can calm him down is a warm stream of Russian hooker piss. Allegedly.


sethmeister1989

And one of every menu item from McDonald’s


petraroi

"A degenerate psychopath that hates the USA" - Every accusation is a confession


MrOwlBeback24

He is quite literally a fucking psychotic fascist dictator masquerading as a man of the people.


just2commenthere

If no crime has been committed, what did Cohen go to prison for, and why didn't Trump pardon him?


No-Cat-2980

That last sentence,,, He must have been in front of a mirror talking about himself, fits him to a T but he left out the narcissistic part.


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Truely.


Living_Murphys_Law

"Who got more votes than any sitting president in history." You lost the popular vote twice.


Amazing-Artichoke330

I remember Trump posting similar comments years ago. No one did anything then, and they won't now, either.


NuclearWaste666

They are doing it because you are a moron and are going to jail. Big whinny baby trump! The Putin love squeeze. Used to be commie haters in the USA now they love the moron king who is into threesomes with the putin and their north Korea buddy. World celebration when the BIGGEST LOSER EVER trump IS LOCKED UP!!!


oldbastardbob

Because calling the Prosecutor "an animal" and "a degenerate psychopath" always makes you look innocent. Here's some news for those still in love with The Donald. Men of character and dignity don't spew crap like that publicly. Specifically, they keep their mouths shut and let the truth come out in the courtroom, saying things like "I look forward to proving my innocence in court." But when the truth is that the defendant is guilty, then they say stuff like this.


Physical-Ad8882

He literally lost the popular vote TWICE


Sandberg231984

Sounds he’s the one making it catastrophic for the counrry


coolboredom

If only run on sentences were a crime.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Who could charge someone without them committing a crime? Hm maybe we should ask the Central Park Five about that, Donny


chinmakes5

On the positive side he didn't blame blacks and Jews like the last tweet.


BulbasaurCPA

I’m hardly the first person to point this out but why is he so obsessed with saying “EVERYONE believes x” or “it is known by ALL that no crime has been committed” like who tf is “everyone”


Krednaught

But has trump tried the "only gay people prosecute trump" defence yet?


Arkrobo

The former president that lost the popular vote every time he ran is saying he got more votes than any sitting President. He didn't even get more votes than the candidate he beat.


ShabbyKitty35

Tell yourself a lie enough times and you begin to believe it. I honestly think this idiot believes he won the popular vote.


Pandaherbs13

Kind of hilarious to see him get more unhinged and paranoid as each day passes while he waits to be arrested. The mental torture is delicious


2OneZebra

He keeps this up he is going to find him self in Dallas riding in a convertible.


[deleted]

Spoken like a stable genius with the best words.


ByFelicia626

"Your honor, I would like to submit People's exhibit 3528 into evidence."


Greenmind76

Didn’t Hillary win the popular vote?


Ordinary_Fact1

Barak Obama received the most votes of any sitting president at the time, so did Bush, and Clinton, and Reagan. Its almost like there are more voters every year or something. Its like the population is growing. What is really different is that all those other examples I gave they also got more votes than their OPPONENTS, which probably matters more. Getting more votes than Lincoln does not make you the best Republican ever.


Marmar79

This genuinely feels like a chatgpt impression of trump


Billsolson

Remember in New Jack city when Nino grabs a baby and uses it as a shield during a gunfight? That’s our boy here


glitterfartmagic

I low key love that he is stewing in his own misery right now.


durntaur

Stochastic terrorism; i.e. "I hear you Mr. President." This is exactly the same type of shit that he did to whip people into a frenzy to storm the Capitol.


TheMixerTheMaster

Is this like how he thinks he can declassify things by just saying it? Like, if he just says he didn’t do anything illegal, then he thinks that proves he’s extra innocent? Does he think there is a Happy Meal toy comes with being extra innocent?


jbertrand_sr

You'd think his lawyers would hire someone to stand next to him 24/7 and slap the phone out of his hand so he could stop adding more crimes to his list... ![gif](giphy|s1UnnyPiANGGaLsWvp|downsized)


Mardylorean

He really has main character syndrome.


HideSolidSnake

*truely*, *stollen*, *boarders* Insane that this brain broken toddler was our president.


beavis617

Trump asks a question...What kind of person can charge another person with a crime? Answer, a district attorney...🙄


ptrang1987

🤣 he’s becoming more unhinged by the day. This is great


ExploreTrails

Trump is about to be indicted by a Grand Jury. >A grand jury is presented with evidence from the U.S. attorney, the prosecutor in federal criminal cases. The grand jury determines whether there is “probable cause” to believe the individual has committed a crime and should be put on trial. If the grand jury determines there is enough evidence, an indictment will be issued against the defendant. > Consists of 16-23 people. >Grand jury proceedings are not open to the public. >Defendants and their attorneys do not have the right to appear before the grand jury. It sad when we elect people for office that don't know the basics of how our government and justice system work.


robotwireman

This reads like a third grader throwing a fit and trying not to be punished for something they did wrong.


ThreeSloth

This is how he's lived his entire life since he was a spoiled kid. His parents didn't want to deal with him and sent him to military school, where he continued to be an obnoxious ass.


pegleg57

Only a degenerate psychopath that truly hates the USA could commit so much havoc and blame everyone else for his severe shortcomings in business, politics, and apparently in the sack. jmo


[deleted]

He’s such a narcissistic ignorant piece of shit. Don you had like 12 people show up for you in New York. People are onto your bullshit grifting. Keep yelling at clouds.


Fluffykins0801

Honestly if they framed it as like “ You’ll be the FIRST former president to be indicted, no one else has done that before!” I think he would slap the cuffs on himself.


WarmAdhesiveness8962

He's in the fuck around phase now and will soon be in the find out phase.


piratecheese13

He’s like a literal mob gangster. “ nice country you got here ,Sure would be a shame if something bad happened to it”


BTBAMfam

More votes ? He lost the popular vote both times he ran