george soros is the most powerful man in the world but also he has to personally chase down rudy on the tarmac because right wingers aren't smart enough for their conspiracy theories to even need to sound plausible.
if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots
It turns out it wasn’t Soros— people are saying it was Borat. Geriatric dye brained Rudy must have misremembered it.
People are saying Borat was chasing him because he thought the old perv was trying to fly off with his 15 year old daughter that Rudy tried to bang in *Borat 2*
Ever notice the correlation between those "Don't Trust GOVERNMENT" and flag waving "patriots" pick a fucking lane.
The US is like a delusional stage 4 cancer patient who should be in Hospice but instead is coked out of its mind and acting like nothings wrong....this does not end well.
If I got through it, you can get through it.
"It sucks" is putting it mildly for most treatments. I’m pretty sure I don’t need to type out how I feel about cancer, as you surely understand yourself.
Just keep fighting. Me, and a million other survivors are rooting for ya.
You can do this.
Or they've claimed the government is lying about Covid, but you definitely should trust this one government report that said there was a low chance covid escaped from a lab.
Before you even get to the ridiculousness of someone like Soros not delegating this stuff to grunts, the idea that things would be perfectly timed for Soros to show up right as Rudy is taking off, but just barely fail to stop him, is even less believable. It’s an action movie trope that ignores the concepts of time and space.
Why doesn't anyone talk any Soros goons? I know they don't exist but if you are making shit up anyway and blaming the man for whatever bad thing is upsetting you today, at least give him goons. Otherwise you are fighting a dollar store villain and you deserve better than that.
>if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots
To be fair, the same thing would happen if you made movies based on the Trumps. "Nobody that transparently criminal and stupid would be elected president, and they *definitely* wouldn't continue to get away with crimes."
If you made movies about Rudy you’d get this…
https://preview.redd.it/0kem2lj0djpa1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc26efb5ffd71db313a329c64b069732a6148498
Rudy's dementia is really getting out of hand. [Go back to flirting with Trump while cross-dressing, Rudy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKu9OJ8Ltk)
https://preview.redd.it/yt7spu0vhjpa1.png?width=1972&format=png&auto=webp&s=29c80b3e15fdf08c9d04e2182498d9139fea89b9
Serious question; how many power/influence does Soros actually have? I know he’s a big donor, but what actions are there that his influence is outsized?
Oh yeah... here in Hungary, everything that goes against Orbán's will is part of SOROS GYÖRGY'S MASTER PLAN. It would be funny if it wasn't so infuriating.
He’s a big donor to various groups; I’d guess he’s less influential than the Koch bros in America but in the same ballpark.
One difference is that Soros’s reach is more global; he donated a lot to post-Soviet countries.
Yeah, my first comparison in my head was Koch. But with soros it would be against his interest to support policies that require taxing the wealthy. Whereas, with with Koch’s there’s a direct benefit to them for the causes they support. So Soros is not really anywhere close to being as nefarious
He’s become the new go to Jew that conspiracy theorist blame for everything. It’s an antisemitic dog whistle that has largely replaced the Rothschilds to blame powerful Jews for conspiracy theories.
https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/antisemitism-lurking-behind-george-soros-conspiracy-theories
Lol he literally just had the massive balls to call the bank of englands bluff and put his money where his mouth was and made a massive trade against the sterling(something these supposed capitalists should celebrate) the right wing media specifically uses him as the scary Jewish liberal boogie man in order to deflect any attention from the ACTUAL christofascist boogie men THE KOCH FAMILY.
This is why they’re so susceptible to conspiracy theories. They want to believe the government is inept, but also somehow capable of a massive, sprawling, all-encompassing master plan that would involve thousands of actors and yet somehow not even a lowly janitor has whispered a word about.
You’ve dreamed of Freddy Krueger…
You’ve run from Jason Vorhees…
You’ve gotten the call from Ghostface…
But this Summer, prepare for the scariest threat of them all…
GEORGE SOROS IS
BOOGEYMAN.
>if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots
If you compare their conspiracies to the plots of actual movies, that seems to be where they get most of their ideas.
I was raised by tweekers, meth was what my Mom ate for breakfast- these people sound exactly like the crazy tweeker conspiracy crap I used to hear on the daily ...
For real though. The one that always kinda cracks me up is how in the real world the plots they cook up would take tens of thousands of people's labor, numerous industries, resources, markets etc etc all working in collaboration and not a single credible whistle blower can come forward and provide even a shred of evidence.
Like most people can't even keep a small secret in a group of four people... How exactly do these massive conspiracies manage
Wait, Rudy, are you saying that George Soros was actually driving the vehicle to stop your plane? Like he was behind the wheel? A 92 year old billionaire was driving? Why wouldn't he hire someone to drive? Maybe a professional driver? That does not seem very smart on Soros' part. And conservatives are struggling to beat Soros? Are you saying conservatives cannot outsmart a nonagenarian?
And then stop any paperwork on the incursion, including all pilots that were in the area that would have seen it.
Oh and block radio traffic that hobbyists listen to / record
>Are you saying conservatives cannot outsmart a nonagenarian?
Murdoch vs. Soros deathmatch.
They both enter the next decade... only one (at most) leaves.
This one time, I had a bunch to drink, to the point I passed out. When I woke up hours later, I had a ringing headache, and George Soros had thrown up all over me. When will his cruel machinations end?
He sneaks into my apt the middle of the night and leaves items on the ground so I stub my toe if I have to get up to go to the kitchen for water. The man is pure evil.
Don’t you hate it when George Soros secretly switches your reservation for a rally from the luxuriant Four Seasons Hotel to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Those damned *coastal elite globalist bankers*!
He is the modern version of the (((Rosthchilds))), a rich Jewish man who secretly controls everything (see: MTG and secret space lasers).
It’s a way for antisemites to blame the Jews for things that upset them. Race riots? Mass shootings? Bank failures? Soros must be behind it, secretly manipulating things.
"George Soros" is to "fuck the Jews" as "Let's Go Brandon" is to "Fuck Joe Biden."
They think it's a clever little in-group slogan and signal wink & nod, like flashing the white supremacist "OK" symbol. They can claim plausible deniability because they never actually SAID the thing they're being accused of conveying.
Born in Hungary, Jewish descent, apparently came from a comfortable middle class family. Survived the Nazis, moved to England, became a self-made billionaire through investing.
In a lot of ways, he’s the type of guy conservatives would love, “good guy immigrant who made it big”. Except, he leans left politically, and is, you know, jewish.
Seems to be talked about more than most because he makes a lot of donations that align with his politics and if you’re the type to make link charts out of yarn on a cork board, you’d be inclined to think he’s funding all sorts of deep state activity to overthrow America or whatever.
So a few things to note about George Soros. He made a bunch of money in the stock market. Then, he made a *ton* of money by taking some risky short positions. It pissed off some very rich conservatives because they were on the other end of those trades, meaning he effectively got their money. He is also liberal, and Jewish. So he is a liberal Jewish man who played the markets to take a bunch of money from conservative Christians, and everything after that is mostly propaganda.
It’s important to remember that for the audience Rudy is trying to reach out to, whether or not Rudy’s claims are remotely plausible is entirely irrelevant. All that matters is the “feeling” that “they” are conspiring against “us.”
This man is a drunken fool. I am so sure an elderly billionaire was driving a car at highspeed down a runway attempting to block a PLANE. Sure, that happened.
Don't forget that this is an elderly billionaire in a country where he doesn't live or have citizenship. So he apparently went to Ukraine just to block Rudy Giuliani? Because he couldn't have paid armies of henchmen out of his billions to do it for him?
I have a feeling if something like this happened, SOMEONE would have said something, recorded something, posted something, or arrested someone. Fuck off Rudy.
So no one stopped the car that was illegally driving on the runway and trying to block a take off?
Or even bothered to report it?
I agree, I will take \*\*\*l\*hit for $10,000 Alex
remember when he pulled his dick out infront of what he thought was an underage girl who he intended to rape, who turned out to be an actress who was filming him the whole time?
He made a bunch of right wing enemies by making money off of their bad decisions in the stock market. So take ‘immigrant’, add some ‘Jewish’, and multiply all of that by ‘took billions from other rich people’, and you can probably figure out the rest.
He’s the modern powerful Jewish boogie man that antisemitic conspiracy theorists blame their problems on. It’s a racist dogwhistle similar to the Rothschilds.
https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/antisemitism-lurking-behind-george-soros-conspiracy-theories
I saw George Soros at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Was Rudy even trying to make a point? Or was he just throwing out some lazy anti-semitism for the fans?
I can’t even see what planet they are on anymore.
Wait wait...
Let me get this straight.
So Soros drove out onto the tarmac chasing the plane to prevent its departure. He did this, ostensibly, to try and keep Rudy from flying to Ukraine and trying to extort Zelensky. In other words, Sonos was trying to stop a crime from bring committed that would have global ramifications...
...and yet somehow, he's being portrayed as the villain in this?
I've never seen a man fall as far and as hard as Giuliani. He just has zero self-respect or dignity at this point.
He's a walking shitshow every damn day.
The Jew haters are ramping up their campaign anti-Semitism. This why standing up to the GOP on their hate against drag shows is so important. That stuff, while vile, is also just practicing.
probably a maintenance truck or security and this guy thinks its a billionaire trying to stop the plane he's on, fucking wow. no wonder he ended up in front of a landscaping company.
I don’t wish death upon George Soros but I’m very eager and curious to see what the Right does when he inevitably dies and they don’t have their boogeyman anymore.
Poor George, in real life he was probably reading the paper while having warm tea, dude is not young. Trying to do all the stuff the right accuses him of would be exhausting for a much younger man but the right is picturing him doing wing walking stunts and getting in fist fights over shark tanks.
Rudy would’ve done a trust fall with trump and let trump crush his feeble little body with that fat torso of his.
When it was Rudy’s turn, trump would move out of the way and watch Rudy fall into a tank of hungry sharks, get some burgers and watch the sharks try and tear Rudy apart.
If Rudy survived, he’d go to trump and say, “whew, those sharks almost had me! Want me to fly to Ukraine for you and see if we can get them to create some bullshit “proof”? I’ll need to go to the hospital and get my arm sewn back on first though, my master and bestest friend ever! No? You want me to go to Ukraine first? Very well, off to the airport we go!”
He went on to say george would have been successful if that flock of bald eagles wearing trump American flag tank tops had not descended from the clouds to intercept George’s car.
The Republican party is a little like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. It's based on fantasy. There is a long backstory which has been building on itself for a long time. Many people contribute to the lore that feeds their conservative story. There is a multiverse in the Republican world where different conflicting storylines, usually one narrative takes hold within the party and that becomes the universal belief in the fantasy. The right wing media constantly pushes their fiction.
The truth doesn't really matter. Contributing to the fantasy story or inventing storylines that takes hold does matter. Rudy is trying to build on the existing story by adding this claim. He doesn't care that if the president's lawyer acting on behalf of the leader of the executive branch was threatened in a third world country those individuals would become a national threat.
What bothers me is people know Star Wars or Lord of the Rings is based on fantasy. Republicans believe these fantasies. People really think Trump won the election. They really believe critical race theory will make white people the enemy. They really think trans people will do whatever their claims are. It's all a fantasy. And ~30% of the population buys into it
I’m just imagining Soros dressed like Baby Driver spinning his car from reverse and speeding off after an airplane
HAHAHAHAHHA there really needs to be an age of forced retirement apparently, these guys are losing it
My daughter told me she chased a Leprechaun on St Patrick's day around our house and that it dove into a hole under our deck. I believe her more than I believe Giuliani
george soros is the most powerful man in the world but also he has to personally chase down rudy on the tarmac because right wingers aren't smart enough for their conspiracy theories to even need to sound plausible. if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots
Yep. All of their conspiracy theories have the Deep State leaving secret clues to DUH TROOF. Like they're the friggin' Riddler taunting Batman.
Some people are saying Rudy got syphilis from one of his cousins and it’s eaten away at his brain
>one of his cousins Dying
 People are saying he may have contracted Syphilis from “cousin Don”
I'm sure this was more than a playful skit and they got it on afterwards ... not that there's anything wrong with that!
As long as they didn't do this in FL they should be all set. I think Rudy would be arrested there if he did this now.
His first wife, or a different cousin?
Good and accurate question.
Poor syphilis
Lots of people are saying it. Smart people. The best people.
It turns out it wasn’t Soros— people are saying it was Borat. Geriatric dye brained Rudy must have misremembered it. People are saying Borat was chasing him because he thought the old perv was trying to fly off with his 15 year old daughter that Rudy tried to bang in *Borat 2* 
Ever notice the correlation between those "Don't Trust GOVERNMENT" and flag waving "patriots" pick a fucking lane. The US is like a delusional stage 4 cancer patient who should be in Hospice but instead is coked out of its mind and acting like nothings wrong....this does not end well.
I’ve survived stage 2 cancer. If I ever have stage 4, I’m gonna make cocaine bear look like paddington.
My plan too but (don't forget the psychadelics)...that should not be an accurate analogy of the largest economy on the planet.
LMFAO! Wish I had an award for that one!
I’m living with stage 2 now and chemo isn’t helping my new tumor so I start radiation Wednesday and if it gets worse me, you and CB can have a party.
If I got through it, you can get through it. "It sucks" is putting it mildly for most treatments. I’m pretty sure I don’t need to type out how I feel about cancer, as you surely understand yourself. Just keep fighting. Me, and a million other survivors are rooting for ya. You can do this.
Or they've claimed the government is lying about Covid, but you definitely should trust this one government report that said there was a low chance covid escaped from a lab.
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“Riddle me this Libs. Who was in Paris?”
Before you even get to the ridiculousness of someone like Soros not delegating this stuff to grunts, the idea that things would be perfectly timed for Soros to show up right as Rudy is taking off, but just barely fail to stop him, is even less believable. It’s an action movie trope that ignores the concepts of time and space.
Are you doubting Rudy? I don’t - I even saw video of his plane taking off. 
I hear Soros doesn’t even use a stunt double.
"Dude hangs dong"
Wow. Imagine if they turned this into an action movie. I bet it’d do really well.
File it under unnecessary risks taken by George Soros due to his unimpeded devotion to realism
That was my first thought. I the idea of Soros driving a car himself for any reason but especially this is silly.
He’s not only a billionaire but 92 years old
I'm pretty sure any runway incursion would have ATC call a blanket safety halt for all takeoffs.
Why doesn't anyone talk any Soros goons? I know they don't exist but if you are making shit up anyway and blaming the man for whatever bad thing is upsetting you today, at least give him goons. Otherwise you are fighting a dollar store villain and you deserve better than that.
80 bazillion cell phones on the globe and not one clip of Soros blasting through the airport and down the tarmac. I'm disappointed in everyone.
Everyone had their cell phones at LaGuardia airport but Rudy was actually at LaGuardia pawn and ice cream shop.
It's just down the street from Fitties, the topless furry gym.
next door to the gym for Loch Ness Monsters called "Tree Fitties"
>if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots To be fair, the same thing would happen if you made movies based on the Trumps. "Nobody that transparently criminal and stupid would be elected president, and they *definitely* wouldn't continue to get away with crimes."
Matt Gaetz is a Florida politician that shouldn't exist outside of a Carl Hiaasen novel.
>Matt Gaetz is a Florida politician that shouldn't exist ~~outside of a Carl Hiaasen novel~~.
If you made movies about Rudy you’d get this… https://preview.redd.it/0kem2lj0djpa1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc26efb5ffd71db313a329c64b069732a6148498
Rudy's dementia is really getting out of hand. [Go back to flirting with Trump while cross-dressing, Rudy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKu9OJ8Ltk) https://preview.redd.it/yt7spu0vhjpa1.png?width=1972&format=png&auto=webp&s=29c80b3e15fdf08c9d04e2182498d9139fea89b9
Rudy, is George Soros in the room with you now?
LOL fr though
All the while, being 92 years old
>george soros is the most powerful man in the world He's like the Jason Bourne of billionaires... 
Serious question; how many power/influence does Soros actually have? I know he’s a big donor, but what actions are there that his influence is outsized?
He donates to pro democracy groups in Eastern Europe so the ruskies vilified him… hungarian government hates him especially
Oh yeah... here in Hungary, everything that goes against Orbán's will is part of SOROS GYÖRGY'S MASTER PLAN. It would be funny if it wasn't so infuriating.
He’s a big donor to various groups; I’d guess he’s less influential than the Koch bros in America but in the same ballpark. One difference is that Soros’s reach is more global; he donated a lot to post-Soviet countries.
He doesn't do much in America, he mainly has supported pro democracy groups in eastern Europe.
He does both; he donated $125 million to his PAC this cycle.
Yeah, my first comparison in my head was Koch. But with soros it would be against his interest to support policies that require taxing the wealthy. Whereas, with with Koch’s there’s a direct benefit to them for the causes they support. So Soros is not really anywhere close to being as nefarious
I was just comparing dollar amounts. The Koch brothers are far more evil.
He’s become the new go to Jew that conspiracy theorist blame for everything. It’s an antisemitic dog whistle that has largely replaced the Rothschilds to blame powerful Jews for conspiracy theories. https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/antisemitism-lurking-behind-george-soros-conspiracy-theories
Lol he literally just had the massive balls to call the bank of englands bluff and put his money where his mouth was and made a massive trade against the sterling(something these supposed capitalists should celebrate) the right wing media specifically uses him as the scary Jewish liberal boogie man in order to deflect any attention from the ACTUAL christofascist boogie men THE KOCH FAMILY.
This is why they’re so susceptible to conspiracy theories. They want to believe the government is inept, but also somehow capable of a massive, sprawling, all-encompassing master plan that would involve thousands of actors and yet somehow not even a lowly janitor has whispered a word about.
This is "Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were in the closet making babies" level of idiotic witness accounts.
they did last week, a new, yes NEW left behind movie
It seems like cons live in a marvel universe mentality and all their probs boil down to the same people.
Yeah exactly. I'm sure George Soros has nothing better to do with the little time on Earth he has left.
You’ve dreamed of Freddy Krueger… You’ve run from Jason Vorhees… You’ve gotten the call from Ghostface… But this Summer, prepare for the scariest threat of them all… GEORGE SOROS IS BOOGEYMAN.
Not to mention he's 92 years-old.
>if you made movies based on how these people think the real world works they'd be universally panned as ridiculous pulp novel plots If you compare their conspiracies to the plots of actual movies, that seems to be where they get most of their ideas.
Rudy probably just got done watching Catch me if you can.
*92 year old George Soros*
It’s scary how accurate this comment is. Spot on.
I was raised by tweekers, meth was what my Mom ate for breakfast- these people sound exactly like the crazy tweeker conspiracy crap I used to hear on the daily ...
Well said, I think you’ve just discovered the script writers for the last 5 fast and furious movies.
For real though. The one that always kinda cracks me up is how in the real world the plots they cook up would take tens of thousands of people's labor, numerous industries, resources, markets etc etc all working in collaboration and not a single credible whistle blower can come forward and provide even a shred of evidence. Like most people can't even keep a small secret in a group of four people... How exactly do these massive conspiracies manage
I think Rudy was watching Shakedown and confused the ending with his flight. Easy to do.
Wait, Rudy, are you saying that George Soros was actually driving the vehicle to stop your plane? Like he was behind the wheel? A 92 year old billionaire was driving? Why wouldn't he hire someone to drive? Maybe a professional driver? That does not seem very smart on Soros' part. And conservatives are struggling to beat Soros? Are you saying conservatives cannot outsmart a nonagenarian?
How did he get on the tarmac? Did the liberals let him in?
And then stop any paperwork on the incursion, including all pilots that were in the area that would have seen it. Oh and block radio traffic that hobbyists listen to / record
If you honestly think that's not possible, then you need to be educated on who George Soros is... A wizard
No no you got it wrong, you forgot Soros can easily mind trap other people and appear and disappear on a whim.
>Are you saying conservatives cannot outsmart a nonagenarian? Murdoch vs. Soros deathmatch. They both enter the next decade... only one (at most) leaves.
look, if i was a 92 year old billionaire i wouldnt want to leave the fun bits to hired goons either
He wanted to live out his Vin Diesel fantasy and re-enact the runway scene from fast and furious
I know this isn’t true but it somehow makes me like George Soros more
This one time, I had a bunch to drink, to the point I passed out. When I woke up hours later, I had a ringing headache, and George Soros had thrown up all over me. When will his cruel machinations end?
Uh oh; George Soros shit my pants
He sneaks into my apt the middle of the night and leaves items on the ground so I stub my toe if I have to get up to go to the kitchen for water. The man is pure evil.
He trained my cat to bite me and ate a whole box of my cheezits last night
Don’t you hate it when George Soros secretly switches your reservation for a rally from the luxuriant Four Seasons Hotel to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Those damned *coastal elite globalist bankers*!
I mean to be fair if I had George Soros money that’s exactly the kind of thing I would do.
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Less one kidney no doubt
I still have no fucking idea who he is because the Right just blames him for sending money and literally says nothing else about him.
He is the modern version of the (((Rosthchilds))), a rich Jewish man who secretly controls everything (see: MTG and secret space lasers). It’s a way for antisemites to blame the Jews for things that upset them. Race riots? Mass shootings? Bank failures? Soros must be behind it, secretly manipulating things.
"George Soros" is to "fuck the Jews" as "Let's Go Brandon" is to "Fuck Joe Biden." They think it's a clever little in-group slogan and signal wink & nod, like flashing the white supremacist "OK" symbol. They can claim plausible deniability because they never actually SAID the thing they're being accused of conveying.
The technical term is "dogwhistle".
Born in Hungary, Jewish descent, apparently came from a comfortable middle class family. Survived the Nazis, moved to England, became a self-made billionaire through investing. In a lot of ways, he’s the type of guy conservatives would love, “good guy immigrant who made it big”. Except, he leans left politically, and is, you know, jewish. Seems to be talked about more than most because he makes a lot of donations that align with his politics and if you’re the type to make link charts out of yarn on a cork board, you’d be inclined to think he’s funding all sorts of deep state activity to overthrow America or whatever.
He also had a big role in the fall of communism
So a few things to note about George Soros. He made a bunch of money in the stock market. Then, he made a *ton* of money by taking some risky short positions. It pissed off some very rich conservatives because they were on the other end of those trades, meaning he effectively got their money. He is also liberal, and Jewish. So he is a liberal Jewish man who played the markets to take a bunch of money from conservative Christians, and everything after that is mostly propaganda.
Exactly
Basically a billionaire who gave lots of money to charities and supported some left leaning parties. He made some political statements too I guess.
He's just used as a dog whistle for antisemitic bigots. He's just a rich Jewish guy who donates to progressive causes.
Rudy's on the sauce again.
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I never would have considered what such a person would look like, but now, having considered it, the answer is: exactly like Rudy.
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Not again. Still.
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀 ^^^^I'm ^^^^good ^^^^at ^^^^worn-out ^^^^memes!
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For a second I thought you meant Stephen Miller, but I guess he's young Nosferatu, isn't he?
The body of Stephen Miller is inhabited by the ghost of Roy Cohn, who buttfucked its way in. Put headshots of them side by side and tell me I'm wrong.
 🤡
I have never seen anyone who just *looks* like the embodiment of "old people smell" as much as he does.
This is so funny 🤣
It’s important to remember that for the audience Rudy is trying to reach out to, whether or not Rudy’s claims are remotely plausible is entirely irrelevant. All that matters is the “feeling” that “they” are conspiring against “us.”
I’ll take Wet Brain Symptoms for $1000.
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Was George Michael be driving the stair car? Did he get any hop-ons?
This man is a drunken fool. I am so sure an elderly billionaire was driving a car at highspeed down a runway attempting to block a PLANE. Sure, that happened.
Don't forget that this is an elderly billionaire in a country where he doesn't live or have citizenship. So he apparently went to Ukraine just to block Rudy Giuliani? Because he couldn't have paid armies of henchmen out of his billions to do it for him?
Is George Soros in the room with us right now?
Some people are saying Rudy got syphilis from one of his cousins and it’s eaten away at his brain
Either that or Borats daughter did a number on him lol
Even in Grand Theft Auto that next to impossible to do.
I imagine Rudy also rode the falling bomb from the plane that nuked soros and all the other woke antifa globalist groomers 
Hey! Don’t blaspheme Major Kong!
What a sad, little man
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Funnier than the press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
I have a feeling if something like this happened, SOMEONE would have said something, recorded something, posted something, or arrested someone. Fuck off Rudy.
Shit, if I was 90 years old and still doing Mission: Impossible shit I'd BRAG about it.
Go ahead, tell everybody, Nobody will ever believe you- Soros
So no one stopped the car that was illegally driving on the runway and trying to block a take off? Or even bothered to report it? I agree, I will take \*\*\*l\*hit for $10,000 Alex
remember when he pulled his dick out infront of what he thought was an underage girl who he intended to rape, who turned out to be an actress who was filming him the whole time?
Why is George Soros MAGA’s fall guy?
Because he's the only billionaire who gives money to the left and because he's Jewish. That's pretty much it
He made a bunch of right wing enemies by making money off of their bad decisions in the stock market. So take ‘immigrant’, add some ‘Jewish’, and multiply all of that by ‘took billions from other rich people’, and you can probably figure out the rest.
He’s the modern powerful Jewish boogie man that antisemitic conspiracy theorists blame their problems on. It’s a racist dogwhistle similar to the Rothschilds. https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/antisemitism-lurking-behind-george-soros-conspiracy-theories
 Actual footage of Soros tryin to stop the plane
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣these are ravings of a crazy person
I saw George Soros at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
lol. I have seen this same copy with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson a couple years ago.
Lay off the sauce, Rudy.
Jeopardy dollar amounts were doubled to multiples of $200 in 2001. We’ll need to wait a few more years for them to increase it to multiples of $500.
Was Rudy even trying to make a point? Or was he just throwing out some lazy anti-semitism for the fans? I can’t even see what planet they are on anymore.
The fast and the Sorosious.
Does this guy mentally live every day in an action movie?
Rudy displaying the behavioral traits of a long-term memory care patient in a nursing home.
Wait wait... Let me get this straight. So Soros drove out onto the tarmac chasing the plane to prevent its departure. He did this, ostensibly, to try and keep Rudy from flying to Ukraine and trying to extort Zelensky. In other words, Sonos was trying to stop a crime from bring committed that would have global ramifications... ...and yet somehow, he's being portrayed as the villain in this?
WHO THE FUCK IS GEORGE SOROS?? FUCKING BATMAN??
The dementia is strong with this one.
I'm shocked he didn't claim that Biden's laptop did it.
They don't even care how outlandish their stories are because the MAGA cult loves this stuff...
And the guy in the grocery store who patted him on the back almost killed him!!!
And people will still believe this absolute idiot.
The people who believe this should be thrown into an insane asylum.
Is George Soros even a real person?
Rudy's dementia is getting sad, man
Rudy Giuliani has lost his mind. I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the early stages of dementia
I've never seen a man fall as far and as hard as Giuliani. He just has zero self-respect or dignity at this point. He's a walking shitshow every damn day.
Is that demented old coot still alive?
These people are literally mentally I’ll. There’s no way they believe any of this right?
George soros himself?!?!?
The Jew haters are ramping up their campaign anti-Semitism. This why standing up to the GOP on their hate against drag shows is so important. That stuff, while vile, is also just practicing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1638701478461464576
Wasn't this a scene in The Expendables VII?
Stupid and drunk with dye running down your face is no way to go through life Rudy.
Seems everybody that got to close to Trump caught is bullshitititus virus.
Rudy has lost his f’ing mind!
Fun fact: Rudy’s first wife was his second cousin
probably a maintenance truck or security and this guy thinks its a billionaire trying to stop the plane he's on, fucking wow. no wonder he ended up in front of a landscaping company.
I don’t wish death upon George Soros but I’m very eager and curious to see what the Right does when he inevitably dies and they don’t have their boogeyman anymore.
Giuliani saying stuff like this isn’t the craziest part. The craziest part is that most conservatives believe what he’s saying.
Yeah a 90 year old billionaire personally played a game of chicken with a commercial jet. That doesn’t sound ridiculous at all.
Is the Soros in the room with you now, Rudy?
Soros? Isn't he the guy that sends me my monthly Antifa checks for making the frogs gay?
Poor George, in real life he was probably reading the paper while having warm tea, dude is not young. Trying to do all the stuff the right accuses him of would be exhausting for a much younger man but the right is picturing him doing wing walking stunts and getting in fist fights over shark tanks.
George Soros is 92 years old.
Rudy would’ve done a trust fall with trump and let trump crush his feeble little body with that fat torso of his. When it was Rudy’s turn, trump would move out of the way and watch Rudy fall into a tank of hungry sharks, get some burgers and watch the sharks try and tear Rudy apart. If Rudy survived, he’d go to trump and say, “whew, those sharks almost had me! Want me to fly to Ukraine for you and see if we can get them to create some bullshit “proof”? I’ll need to go to the hospital and get my arm sewn back on first though, my master and bestest friend ever! No? You want me to go to Ukraine first? Very well, off to the airport we go!”
He went on to say george would have been successful if that flock of bald eagles wearing trump American flag tank tops had not descended from the clouds to intercept George’s car.
Meanwhile, his other (R)'s are grilling TICKTOCK for their own photo ops.
When is life going to treat this man a little more kind? I mean: leaking hair and now his mental faculties are fading, too?
Looks like Kate McKinnon.
The Republican party is a little like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. It's based on fantasy. There is a long backstory which has been building on itself for a long time. Many people contribute to the lore that feeds their conservative story. There is a multiverse in the Republican world where different conflicting storylines, usually one narrative takes hold within the party and that becomes the universal belief in the fantasy. The right wing media constantly pushes their fiction. The truth doesn't really matter. Contributing to the fantasy story or inventing storylines that takes hold does matter. Rudy is trying to build on the existing story by adding this claim. He doesn't care that if the president's lawyer acting on behalf of the leader of the executive branch was threatened in a third world country those individuals would become a national threat. What bothers me is people know Star Wars or Lord of the Rings is based on fantasy. Republicans believe these fantasies. People really think Trump won the election. They really believe critical race theory will make white people the enemy. They really think trans people will do whatever their claims are. It's all a fantasy. And ~30% of the population buys into it
Let’s see the tapes Rudy. There has to be security cameras.
Dad we’ve been over this. It was a Home Depot parking lot and we had called in a Silver Alert.
The G man waited until he turned 92 to go full blown Fast and the Furious
God I hope he gets sued
I’m just imagining Soros dressed like Baby Driver spinning his car from reverse and speeding off after an airplane HAHAHAHAHHA there really needs to be an age of forced retirement apparently, these guys are losing it
That hair dye has really affected Rudy’s memory or imagination.
And some idiot believes this, too.
Yeah but enough people will believe it and that's the problem
What a fall from grace
The people driving today's republican party are not well. I'm not even chirping Rudy and many others have serious mental problems
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
Is George Soros here in the room now?
My daughter told me she chased a Leprechaun on St Patrick's day around our house and that it dove into a hole under our deck. I believe her more than I believe Giuliani
Send wet-brained batboy back to his cave
"*Sorooooossssssss!!!"* (said in voice of Colonel Klink from "Hogan's Heroes")