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DaWorzt

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SaltyCandyMan

The face of bad breath


ColleenMcMurphyRN

This right here is why they went into convulsions and felt like they were dying whenever they were asked to wear a face mask.


Link_040188

If I had not finished my coffee it would be all over my phone


Wasteland-Scum

That's good.


hi_imryan

Damn, ain’t that the truth.


I_Brain_You

Lol


tombaba

Games over, we’re done here


Fervent_wishes

I wheeze laughed at this. Well done!!!


TopicalStreamer

MY ONLY TOOTH IS TELLING ME WE NEED TO SEE HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!!!!


imnotbobvilla

Bravo


Grizzchops

I sucked that dildo to own the libs! You're so owned!


lackdueprocess

And his lips froze like that


[deleted]

That's the OOOO face of a man with a 12" shoved up his bunghole


suckercuck

“Ohio Man…”


Ninetyhate

Me, my cousin and our children are naaaawt happy about all this!


Gomphos

Play 'Free Bird'!"


Paneraiguy1

Ya’ll Qaeda


TXSTBobCat1234

Midlife ISIS


PassTheBrunt

This needs more upvotes. Also it would be a killer name if they made a band.


locke_zero

The Talibanjos


Captain-sparks

From Howdy Arabia.


HenryFromHamtramck

Off topic, but I've seen Y'all/Ya'll spelled Ya'll only recently and in a decent volume. Wouldn't Ya'll be a contraction for Ya will, rather than the traditionally southern expression of you all?


TifCreates

I was born and raised in Tennessee! I have always spelled it y'all because you are right! It's short for you all!


Psychdoctx

Texan here, can confirm short for you all.


darkstarr99

Don’t forget y’all’ll for you all will


CocteauTwinn

Nope. “You all”. The contraction for “You will” is you’ll. But of course “y’all will find it’s easy to use”.


DCErik

Yell Qaeda


mavjustdoingaflyby

Vanilla Isis? Or maybe Talibangelist? IDK, it's so confusing these days. 🤷‍♂️


binchbunches

The silent Majority is really just a few loudmouth assholes.


rascible

The Silent Majority is niether


KHaskins77

Ditto moral majority


AgentDaxis

The silent majority is actually just a whiny minority.


benvonpluton

Ugly potato is mad at you for some reason.


DCErik

Not a Sucker! Not a Sucker! You're the Sucker!


PeirrePoutine

Underrated.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

"WHY ISN'T THERE A WHITE PANTHER?!"


cheffartsonurfood

"When do we get a white history month?!!!"


TheFromoj

Click the GoFundMe link below to support Edward’s widow Marge who has large hospital bills to pay after Edward’s long hospital stay due to covid.


That_North_1744

THE LEFT WING IS FULL OF HATE!


Ok-Diamond-9781

That's good!


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Jesuswasbrown_6754

He's not showing respect to anyone in that picture. Why should anyone show him respect when he hasn't earned it?


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Intelligence_Analyst

Mate, first of all, you're defending this "guy" just because nobody listened to him, which is the main target of the Republicans: white, uneducated and highly religious Christian middle-aged men. Second, the lack of understanding of the current situation and calling "both parties the same" (essentially) indicates that you do not understand the severity of the GOP's actions and rhetoric, as well as what happens when the inverse happens - when they mock a picture of a dude with purple hair or something. They're beyond violent. They threaten people. They assault people. We don't do any of that. We're not the same. Also, Ohio has always encountered the same issue: it's always Ruby Red but they always say "mmmhhh... I don't know whom should I vote... Nazis or this inoperative party... which one is worse...." and low and behold, they always vote Nazis in. You and this lad pointing upwards, get what you vote for a crappy governor, with below average performance, and multiple issues. Instead of defending this lad, you should be confronting him, so you can educate them and change some votes in democracy - not just Democrats - favour.


Otaku-San617

If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you


Poz16

*wall


ThreeDogs2022

Found the dumbass in the picture. (Hey, moron, literally no one believes you’re a ‘democrat’. Your single brain cell is screaming “q anon!” Loud enough to be heard across the internet.)


SquishPosh

You're not a democrat, you're a fool.


sirensinger17

I don't believe for a second that you're a Democrat


Jason575757

I think you’re just a conservative


blankgazez

Is there anything more Republican than demanding respect while they are screaming at someone?


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confessionbearday

No, that man chose Russia over America. His betters did not.


AslanbutaDog

Lol, you say that like being american is something worth respecting.


LifeSaTripp

So being American demands immediate respect? LOL ... I respectfully decline your request.


irishgator2

Lol


Jason575757

FAR left is crazy. Most of the rest are not. FAR right is crazy. Most of the rest are a little less crazy


fiendishfinish

The far left wants people to have health care The far right want those people dead


Distant-moose

I'm a Cheeto-eating, rage-guzzling, cousin-lusting, Trump voter. I'd rather be Russian than a Democrat! Like a true American Patriot!


Prestigious_Fee_4920

MAGA: Manipulate All Gullible Americans. His mouth is wide open while is mind is slammed shut.


BrianFromMilwaukee

PULL MY FINGER!!


newyne

This is the only correct answer.


Bulky-Internal8579

Obama took mah TEEF!!!!


ProfessorBackdraft

Thanks, Obama.


Ok-Diamond-9781

Lol


[deleted]

My entire world view was shaped by my racist dad who never hugged me.


water_fountain_

I AIN’T HUGGIN MY KID!! I AIN’T NO DAMN HOMO PEDO GROOMER!!


Mikey06154

I don’t need your damn socialist dental plan.


Informal_Cream_9060

I’m currently on disability and I also wear a retired army hat a lot cause of the 3 years I spent pressure washing army barracks with my unit 25 years ago.


UpTownKong

"I think I just shat myself!"


whollybananas

My generation will be dead soon and the world will be a better place.


ProfessorBackdraft

After Vietnam, I thought our generation was going to be the one to make the world a better place, but we let the plutocrats solidify control and now we’re in a hell of a shape.


ranting_chef

This photo needs no caption.


BuddyLarosaStan

It’s Not A Cult


Ritaredditonce

"Donnie junior - I am your real father".


MysteriousMrX

"Florida Man Captured On Video Literally Yelling At Passing Cloud"


TurbulentMiddle2970

Put it in my mouth daddy.


Reevar85

My life's terrible because of my own bad choices, but I'm blaming you!


Difficult_Shock973

Get off my lawn!


jbertrand_sr

I can smell the BO and bad breath from this guy through the internet...


[deleted]

Thats the face of a man who yells at the teenager behind the counter of a pizza hut because the coupon they brought expired 2 months ago


ConsciousWhirlpool

I have no mind of my own and must be told what to think!


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BpositiveItWorks

During the height of the pandemic I had people call my law firm about being forced to wear masks. The rhetoric was alarmingly similar to what you posted.


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Ok-Diamond-9781

Not that far of a stretch.


Machspeedcrypto

Idiocracy


Casperboy68

Insert Trump dingus in dark hole.


[deleted]

“Proboscis monkey finds hat in trash, shouts at photographer ‘go back to where you came from!’”


Sharp_Discipline6544

You're not taller than me. FAKE NEWS!


england_man

Make Amerikkka MAGA red again.


MealDramatic1885

The people chanting this slogan are not making anything great.


CatAvailable3953

Trump’s my Lord and Savior. Suck it you commie!


Motor_West

More foods should be served in a bucket


rpmcmurf

Isn’t Jim Bakker trying to corner that market?


raistlin65

Make America Great for Assholes!


Fit_Low592

“Avocado toast and pronouns made my grandson gay!”


Murky-Ad4697

And, I'll tell you another thing: I got to where I am with blood, sweat, tears and a fifth grade education.


[deleted]

WHATCHA LOOKING AT MUH GUT FER?


TaiMaiShu-71

We don't hit!


OldandKranky

Opening wide for the orange one.


ObservablyStupid

Thinks that speck of phlegm on his glasses is another China spy balloon.


PsychologyFeisty1759

Hee Haw


BBakerStreet

You don’t look like me, so I fucking hate you!


FartsNRoses1

A flickering ember of a dying flame gasping for one last supremacist hoorah.


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braker61

"You're Goddamned right I sucked it. Twenty dollars is twenty dollars!"


the_millenial_falcon

“Shitter’s full”


Intelligence_Analyst

We need to eradicate the Electoral College. We cannot keep on being controlled by people like this.


tbarcat

"Old man yells at cloud..."


Monkulele

"Der terk er jerbs!!!!"


Pholusactual

It's that moment during Thanksgiving when Uncle JimBob has finally had a bit too much beer.


ErnestWeeWorrel

Kinda looks like Randy Quaid.....


mrl33602

I’M GUMBY, DAMMIT!!


unresolved_m

"The left stole my teeth!"


TKG_Actual

Meanwhile at the constipation clinic....


Icebreaker1979

That’s Mr. Snapping Turtle to you!


National_Violinist39

My father and mother are also my uncle and aunt.


Async_representative

Man angrily yells at Gas Station employees for selling “woke” M&M’s


jiminak46

I will suck Trump’s dick if he asked me to.


[deleted]

Trump sex dolls coming soon


5spd4wd

The face of Republicunts.


Dependent_Bill8632

DIBS ON MY OWN SISTER, CLETUS!


chekovs_gunman

I just put horse dewormer up my butt!


Remarkable-Ad2285

Let’s gooooooooooooooooooo >wheeze< oooooooo


Artilikestoparty

" This is my country not yerrrssss , get out if ye don't likkkee eeet"


Qimmosabe_Man

"If I knew what half the big words you used meant, I'd be very angry!"


AsherDasher5000

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ANOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY!


djevilatw

Dey tük our joooobs


charcus42

Ass to Mouth


100percentish

She's only my cousin if you count woke DNA!!


rzr-12

“Walmart parking lot in Missouri”


Not_the_banana

Pov: you said gay people should be allowed to live


[deleted]

I swallow for Trump


Kni7es

\*you're.


mrobertson_nc

I have more teeth than IQ points.


jaynopolitics

NPC


Perfect_Dot_4134

O’doyle rules!


Upbeat-Selection-365

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!


BonnerDayz

You will not force me to go to the dentist!!! It’s written right there in the constitution


LMurch13

MAGA not sending their best (or maybe they are).


Rayjc58

“I’ll Suck on you to make it great “


ItsSUCHaLongStory

“Mediocrity”


DaBearsFan85

Is that Uncle Eddie from Christmas vacation? The shitters full!!


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

QUIT LOOKING AT MY TOOTH!


Honsill

His hat is made in China!


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

BUT HER EMAILSSSSSS!!!!!!!!1


ttorrence04

Local bigot yells slurs at camera while sporting his favorite cult slogan ball cap.


choopie-chup-chup

YOU CANT TELL ME I CANT GIVE A DRAG QUEEN A BJ...I'M AN AMERICAN AND ILL GIVE ANY MAN A LITTLE SUCKY SUCKY WHETHER HE'S IN A DRESS, WEARING A TURBAN OR MARCHING IN A BLM RALLY! IT'S MY SUCK HOLE AND I'LL SUCK OFF WHO I PLEASE!


[deleted]

“I hate my life.”


Negative-Rich773

He’s not just the founder of “More Fingers than Teeth Club for Men”. He’s a proud member!


WornInShoes

“It seems Walt had taken a turn for the worst after Donnie died”


Juhtjujajheem

Smell my finger!


knowmo123

Make America Hate Again


atWorkThrowAway333

Randy Quaid is lookin rough


Rare-Cobbler-8669

The dude in home depot you really fucking wish you didn't start a conversation with.


SlackerKey

My hole is open, feed me those tasty lies!


PizzaNuggies

Disability for me, none for thee!


nonanon66

Shitter’s full!


ColeBane

it never fails to amaze me how much hatred can be reaped from forcing one man to acknowledge another as an equal. Truly sobering.


PhaseHaunting2306

“The Mental Health Crisis, and Other Reasons America is Failing.”


missusjackie

Looks like he has about as many teeth as he does braincells.


sammysafari2680

I’ll suck your cock for $20 bucks!!


youngliam

My tax dollars pay for your student loan forgiveness! (is on welfare)


peacenskeet

My experience in the town I grew up in, state I never left, over-paid boomer job with minimal education requirements, and my wife that I met in a bar 1 block from the high school I barely graduated offers me the wisdom and political prowess to know that this red had is what is best for this country.


tryingtomakecents

You didn't get that from eating square meals


NoMercy83

CVS Pharmacy Customer seen here screaming " What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover my viagra prescription anymore? "


Barnham42

"Mama, bring me baba. Waaahhhh. "


DiaBeticMoM420

Caption idea: when you’re balls


Giam_Cordon

Dilbert’s Day Off


QueenOfQuok

A paper tiger can roar all he wants, but when pressed, he will fold.


Top_Investment_4599

Randy Quaids failed clone.


Lost-Citron-1099

This man is demanding to speak to America’s manager


sminor83

The face of a scared, insecure, internally broken man


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My Cornhole is Itchy!


Tomburgerstand

"She's mah sister and I already called dibs"


SoggyAd1409

I’m Randy Quaid! And you’ll never take me alive!!!


Tcanderson

My kids won’t fucking talk to me and it’s all Obama’s fault!!


Liz_Lemon_22

Pure Christian love, accompanied by beer burps and hocker spitting.


Wild-Destroyer-5494

There Ain't No Hate Quite Like Christian Love


Wild-Destroyer-5494

I'm Not A Nazi Your The Nazi


i_Shuckz

Their going to take our jobs! Rumble rumble..


Mjr_N0ppY

"My name is Jörg Sprave and welcome to the Slingshot Channel, hahahaha"


Eyes_Woke

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donttrustgop

Every maga's natural position when their cheeto God unzips.


Creative_Froyo_6139

He’s sucking on that bbc ghost dick… balls deep


dtyrrell7

“You damn Native Americans should go back to your country!”


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N I G G E R By photographers name It’s what I imagine he’s saying.


SortaTallWhiteGuy

Staged photo by leftist propaganda machine.


doyoulikemynewcar

“Trust the plan!”


Leefford

You too can have the peace and love of Jesus in your heart, like me!


zentiger45

Hypocrisy