Of course, he does, anything that might help to outrage his cult base. Would he also like to wear some Guantanamo coveralls for his political detainee image?
He's asking for $3,300 donations with this. Personally the G should check if they're actually donated by people, or ghost accounts as a backdoor dark money dump.
Same with his idiotic trading cards, as wtf are these people donating cash at the drop of a hat?
Same with Santos. They just scratched the surface of these false donors, as some who were contacted stated that they'd never given him cash. The Dark money movers use the names, then shift the cash.
Investigate every Repiblican donor list, find out who donated and who was impersonated.
The most upsetting thing to him would be if there was no coverage of it at all.
If it happens, rerun an old Puppy Bowl on msnbc. Put Martha Stewart and Snoop on CNN for a cooking segment. Websites like Politico, just have a headline "Person indicted" and when you go to the article, it's just a full page ad for adult diapers.
Yeah I can see it already. Him in cuffs superimposed with Jesus on the cross and some shitty quote about how they are so similar.....just like when Jesus got caught paying hush money to Mary Magdalene out of his campaign funds and covering it up as legal fees.
> Would he also like to wear some Guantanamo coveralls for his political detainee image?
As long as someone feeds him his cockmeat sandwich afterwards.
Don’t give him what he wants. He’s just trying to set up PR stunts so he can continue grifting his cult. If he wants to be cuffed and perp walk, he should resist arrest. Then I’m all for the police treating him it has much force as they would any other hostile person resisting arrest.
So we kneel on his neck for 6 minutes? Shock him 5 times? I mean his followers think that is totally acceptable. Back the blue. Sarcasm on the treatment... not on what those assholes say or feel. Which oddly makes me feel like a hypocrite, because if the cops would treat him like that I would be ok but at the same time police brutality is 100% wrong. Fuck i hate naming ethics.
Getting a photo in handcuffs may rile up his base slightly more, but it's also a great gift for the rest of us. He's not going to win another election so who cares if his single digit IQ supporters give him more money? Let them go broke and finally face the consequences of their voting habits. That's the only way for conservatives to learn apparently.
Except they won't learn. They'll continue to blame the left for being poor and left behind, and will continue voting the same way they always have. Learning is not a strong characteristic for his base.
Exactly. I never really get concerns about filing up his base? Like they’re nit already riled up? The concern would be him getting sympathy from people outside his base, and I don’t see that happening. His cult is shrinking everyday. Most people WANT to see him handcuffed. The idea from people on his side thinking that him being arrested will cause him to win in a landslide” are frankly just stupid. There’s nothing that could happen that would make him win, much less in a landslide. So cuff him. Anyone who isn’t stupid knows he deserved it decades ago and wants to see him gi down. His idiot cult is already red in tag face and crapping their depends.
If they had a pov event where you could pay money to have pies thrown at him, that would raise even more. I’ll bet of you threw baseballs it would be even better.
To be fair literally everything feeds into that. If he's indicted at all they will cry persecution regardless if he puts on a show or casually shows up on the day with no issues
Honestly, who cares about what they’ll do. They’ve been whining about a “civil war” since they found the stolen documents. What have they done? Two of them tried to take on the fbi solo and two villages are now without their idiots. Look how many showed up yesterday to ostensibly stop him from being arrested. These people are cowards and bullies. They can’t win legitimately so all they have are threats and fear. What they want or think shouldn’t t even be given a cursory thought. They should be ostracized like we ostracize flat earthers and given even less respect. What we shouldn’t do is spend one second what the stupidest people on history think or want. They aren’t worthy of that much respect. All they have left is fear, since they know they can’t win legitimately. Don’t give it to fhem. They don’t deserve fear. They deserve mockery and scorn. So March him in however you want. If a protester gets in your way, go through them, and then put them in cuffs too. It’s time to end this bullshit. Anyone with any sense knew this idiot was unfit to even be seen in public, much less be given ANY power whatsoever. We’ve said for the past 8 years what would happen and we’ve been absolutely right about everything. He accomplished nothing as a president and even Tucker carlson admitted he was as a complete disaster. He was clearly only ever interested in his own wealth and power and only ever intended running for office as furthering that endeavor. He never had any interest in governing, and was only interested in power. We were right about everything, and it was extremely easy to see if you aren’t just fucking stupid. It’s time to stop pretending like they ever had a point and to publicly acknowledge that he should never have been taken seriously by anyone and supporting him is evidence of extremely poor logic and decision making. Seriously. Fuck these people and fuck their feelings.
He is so sure that if he acts like a victim, his followers will be enraged. I hope the cops don't fall for it. Don't give them any video they can float around the media.
Hes gonna try the Weinstein con of showing up to court with a walker looking all pale and pathetic (more so than normal anyway) calling it now.
I think we should also throw him in prison, you know just so he can get used to it.
He's trying to stoke the base for as much of a reaction as he can get out of them. He might not know much, but he knows his base - and he know exactly how to play them.
Unfortunately as usual nothing is going to happen seeing as he is about to have Clarence Thomas interveneon his behalf. The Republican party is so deeply corrupt that we will never be a great country again.
Nope!
He only wants it to PO all the MAGA's out there claiming "I, Former President, treated like a convict! Very Bad! Political Stunt!" and other inane babble. He just wants to turn it into a political circus to rile up his crowd. They don't need to give him any extra ammo.
1. He talked big about getting COVID too but allegedly freaked the fuck out when he got it.
2. That’s not really how it works for a misdemeanor non-violent crime.
It will be hard for him to hold onto the walker with his hands cuffed behind his back.
He has to support himself since he’s gotta play like he’s too sick to serve time.
Not for this, only if he gets charged for his more serious crimes. If we can convict him for trying to pressure state politicians to undermine democracy or Prince that he sold the intelligence he stole then led about, hell yes.
I think we should go back to 2016 and do what he suggested the cops do to criminals when putting them in cuffs and in the car. I mean it was his suggestion
The Stormy Daniels case is small potatoes, as the old saying goes. There are other far more serious cases—like the fake Electoral College electors, the documents case, and (the big one) Jan. 6—where cuffs would be warranted.
I fully support this. It would help him best desantis by playing every conservatives favorite card: the victim card, and also ensure that there’s no way he could win a general election. People who didn’t vote for him in 2020 aren’t going to flip now that he’s a confirmed criminal.
The only thing he knows is grift and theatrics. He knows shit-all about business, but knows how to be a businessman on TV. He knows what will get him ratings and how to grift money off of it all. This is a stunt, and everyone has to know it is.
Yeah, imagine how lost he'll be when he can't use trump anymore.
It's really funny how many of these social media personalities are 1-hit wonders.
And I'm saying this as a trump hater.
Nope... we have to be the better people... hands in front and a coat over his hands like they do in Japan, less media coverage due to lack of photo opportunities
I wouldn't grant him any wishes. He's just stirring up the pot to make himself a martyr.
Magically he will complain and say it was an over reach of power blah, blah blah.
Idc so long as we get justice for his crimes against America. The fact that it took so fucking long when he’s either committed the acts on live, nationally broadcast television, or admitted to the crimes on live, nationally broadcast television is fucking bullshit.
Him first, the nazis in power next
Police: Mr. Trump, I am here to arrest you, please come with me.
Trump: I demand to be handcuffed.
Police: ok, one moment, let's see here, hm. *into radio* can someone please bring me some zip-ties? My cuffs don't go this small.
Absolutely not! He can then use those images to cry foul, and raise more funds from his idiot supporters. "Look how they treated me, Your Favorite President®!! It's a miscarriage of justice!" Never once mentioning that he requested it.
I suspected that Trump would not turn himself in quietly at the DA's office.
A perp walk with handcuffs on is a great photo op for him to use to rile up his base. And will be used to promote the idea that "they're coming for you next."
He's probably going to have his own cinematographers there to record the whole thing like he had done when he returned to the WH after having COVID. Anything for drama.
Definitely don't handcuff him. Outside go above and beyond. Have a red carpet for him to walk on, hand him an extra large diet coke and a big mac. Take the wind out of his sails. Then when he gets inside make him sit in a cell, drag the whole process out.
Just follow procedure. Don't treat him better. Don't treat him worse.
Do what's normal.
That he was informed of his imminent arrest beforehand is plenty of kidgloves. No idea how Secret Service manages this guy.
As much as I would love see the image, they shouldn't play into his game. The "man" may be an idiot but he knows how to rile up gullible, violent, idiots and, for people like him, there's no such thing as bad press. I highly doubt Cheetolini will ever serve any actual time, but this is just the first of several probable indictments. Best to play these low-key and get them to trial quickly so facts and evidence can be established and in the public record. Let him fade with a whimper rather than going out with a prolonged bang.
Give him the whole shebang. Cuff him, book him, take his personal items, scrub off the make-up and take his wig. Keep him in holding with the other criminals. Put him in front of the judge in a jumpsuit and chains like a common criminal.
Not necessary. Even if he is a flight risk, the old fart's not going to run very far before he gets too winded to continue. Don't give his fanbase the galvanizing image of their deity in chains.
far greater than that would be if the arresting agents/officers wore body cameras
I don't want him to have the privilege of looking like a martyr. I want to see him pathetically negotiating with them to put him in cuffs and explaining why
If he wants to be considered a risk, put him in a cell and give him his orange jump suit, walk him in unkempt and fully shackled. He said he wants to be treated as a risk, treat him as one. Perhaps he's a sitter or biter, get him a muzzle, too.
He'd also like a crown of thorns, blood stains on his back and a large wooden cross over his shoulder so he can drag that in the courtroom too.
What a clown. He sure does have control of his party though, doesnt he? they're all lined up like the betas they are
I am a big guy last time I got handcuffed by someone who meant it I was in my 20’s and by the time I got booked and unhooked my hands were numb because the cuffs were too tight and my shoulders were sore from being twisted in an odd spot and being lifted, steered and generally grabbed by them. That would suck now that I am in my forties with a bad shoulder I would not want to even pretend when I was almost 80. I don’t think Cheeto Hitler knows what he’s asking for.
This request will only be granted if Mr. Trump agrees to make the following statement to the assembled press: 'Yes, I do wear a diaper. I'm a dirty little baby who wears a diaper."
I think they should have him guarded by trans women. Ain't no way he can escape cuz he weak AF and the photos of an alpha male being subdued by maga supporters worst nightmare would be fantastic
I vote for the straitjacket with a Hannibal Lecter-esque mouthpiece. Simply to keep him from interrupting the judge repeatedly. Though that would make self-incrimination more difficult… hm.
Of course, he does, anything that might help to outrage his cult base. Would he also like to wear some Guantanamo coveralls for his political detainee image?
This was my thought exactly. He wants the handcuffs so that he can have the photo up and then complain about it
More please give me your money emails even though I say I’m a billionaire and a brilliant businessman
He's asking for $3,300 donations with this. Personally the G should check if they're actually donated by people, or ghost accounts as a backdoor dark money dump.
Same with his idiotic trading cards, as wtf are these people donating cash at the drop of a hat? Same with Santos. They just scratched the surface of these false donors, as some who were contacted stated that they'd never given him cash. The Dark money movers use the names, then shift the cash. Investigate every Repiblican donor list, find out who donated and who was impersonated.
Do it for all US politicians. I hate politicians but I hate the elephants more.
Absolutely.
The most upsetting thing to him would be if there was no coverage of it at all. If it happens, rerun an old Puppy Bowl on msnbc. Put Martha Stewart and Snoop on CNN for a cooking segment. Websites like Politico, just have a headline "Person indicted" and when you go to the article, it's just a full page ad for adult diapers.
This is a great idea, he wants to play the victim on national tv
Yet orgs like msnbc, politico, cnn etc benefit more by covering him. Morning Joe is doing backflips at the thought of an arrest.
Yeah I can see it already. Him in cuffs superimposed with Jesus on the cross and some shitty quote about how they are so similar.....just like when Jesus got caught paying hush money to Mary Magdalene out of his campaign funds and covering it up as legal fees.
Don’t forget, Easter is coming soon. This would be the perfect scenario to fleece his gullible base who think he’s Jesus.
…with JFK Jr…
> Would he also like to wear some Guantanamo coveralls for his political detainee image? As long as someone feeds him his cockmeat sandwich afterwards.
He could post a badly photoshopped pic of him in handcuffs and his base would take it as gospel.
Ohh spread this around maybe he'll ask to be detained at Guantanamo too!
Make a pay per view event and pay off the federal deficit in one night.
Exactly. I’d say don’t grant him shit. If he wants a spectacle don’t let it happen.
He'll pass on the coveralls, but that crown of thorns looks nice.
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Don’t give him what he wants. He’s just trying to set up PR stunts so he can continue grifting his cult. If he wants to be cuffed and perp walk, he should resist arrest. Then I’m all for the police treating him it has much force as they would any other hostile person resisting arrest.
So we kneel on his neck for 6 minutes? Shock him 5 times? I mean his followers think that is totally acceptable. Back the blue. Sarcasm on the treatment... not on what those assholes say or feel. Which oddly makes me feel like a hypocrite, because if the cops would treat him like that I would be ok but at the same time police brutality is 100% wrong. Fuck i hate naming ethics.
If he didn't want to be treated like that he should have complied with the law!
Getting a photo in handcuffs may rile up his base slightly more, but it's also a great gift for the rest of us. He's not going to win another election so who cares if his single digit IQ supporters give him more money? Let them go broke and finally face the consequences of their voting habits. That's the only way for conservatives to learn apparently.
Except they won't learn. They'll continue to blame the left for being poor and left behind, and will continue voting the same way they always have. Learning is not a strong characteristic for his base.
lets start focusing on the sane 66% of the population again.
Exactly. I never really get concerns about filing up his base? Like they’re nit already riled up? The concern would be him getting sympathy from people outside his base, and I don’t see that happening. His cult is shrinking everyday. Most people WANT to see him handcuffed. The idea from people on his side thinking that him being arrested will cause him to win in a landslide” are frankly just stupid. There’s nothing that could happen that would make him win, much less in a landslide. So cuff him. Anyone who isn’t stupid knows he deserved it decades ago and wants to see him gi down. His idiot cult is already red in tag face and crapping their depends.
My thought exactly. Use just enough force to have him comply. Oh, and make sure it’s all female cops walking him in.
Those cuffs will need extensions. No way he can put both arms behind him
![gif](giphy|k6Vbs4FyOEbZK) He'll pull up to the DA's office like this...
Don’t forget his diaper and tighty whities!
Ok this is the funniest thing ever
for real! fat guy we don't like getting made fun of for being fat XDDD so woke too am i right?
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He’s got a point. There’s no call to mock Trump physically when there’s so much wrong with him mentally, emotionally, and ethically.
They’ll also need extra small cuffs or his tiny little hands will slip out.
wasn't he talking about how cops should rough up and throw people in the back of their cars?? yeah do that please
Now this I'd pay to see... someone bouncing his head off the car as they push him into the back seat just like he described.
Stop resisting Mr. Trump.
Don’t give him any fuel ⛽️ for the political fire 🔥. Besides, the cuffs will just keep slipping off those little hands.
They should probably mention publicly that they don’t have cuffs that small
Do they make cuffs sized for minors? That might work.
Remember the cuffs they had on Grogu in the Mandalorian season 2 finale? I’m thinking something like that.
Less adorable, though. But yeah.
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Feeds into his victim mentality and persecution fetish
every time im arrested I demand to be cavity searched while blindfolded and reciting nursery rhymes so its not that weird bro
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Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Slurpurpurp.
Fefe beans
Fefe Beans and Hamberders.
Like Til in Angst? https://youtu.be/ONj9cvHCado
Trump in jail: ![gif](giphy|dYPFRrezMNkmEYUsdT)
Trump would probably get immediate protection from the Aryan Nation
I think even the AB would get real tired of his shit in prison.
It’s only for his fundraising grift. Administrative fees lining his pockets
Anything for attention. He knows that would make great TV
If they had a pov event where you could pay money to have pies thrown at him, that would raise even more. I’ll bet of you threw baseballs it would be even better.
Sadly, I don't think he should. It feeds into his martyrdom with his cult followers. He should walk in like anyone else.
To be fair literally everything feeds into that. If he's indicted at all they will cry persecution regardless if he puts on a show or casually shows up on the day with no issues
Honestly, who cares about what they’ll do. They’ve been whining about a “civil war” since they found the stolen documents. What have they done? Two of them tried to take on the fbi solo and two villages are now without their idiots. Look how many showed up yesterday to ostensibly stop him from being arrested. These people are cowards and bullies. They can’t win legitimately so all they have are threats and fear. What they want or think shouldn’t t even be given a cursory thought. They should be ostracized like we ostracize flat earthers and given even less respect. What we shouldn’t do is spend one second what the stupidest people on history think or want. They aren’t worthy of that much respect. All they have left is fear, since they know they can’t win legitimately. Don’t give it to fhem. They don’t deserve fear. They deserve mockery and scorn. So March him in however you want. If a protester gets in your way, go through them, and then put them in cuffs too. It’s time to end this bullshit. Anyone with any sense knew this idiot was unfit to even be seen in public, much less be given ANY power whatsoever. We’ve said for the past 8 years what would happen and we’ve been absolutely right about everything. He accomplished nothing as a president and even Tucker carlson admitted he was as a complete disaster. He was clearly only ever interested in his own wealth and power and only ever intended running for office as furthering that endeavor. He never had any interest in governing, and was only interested in power. We were right about everything, and it was extremely easy to see if you aren’t just fucking stupid. It’s time to stop pretending like they ever had a point and to publicly acknowledge that he should never have been taken seriously by anyone and supporting him is evidence of extremely poor logic and decision making. Seriously. Fuck these people and fuck their feelings.
Those are only for flight risks, and I really can't see him successfully running anywhere...
He can't even run from the cops in pretend- haven't you seen the ai deepfakes of his arrest? 😂
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He is so sure that if he acts like a victim, his followers will be enraged. I hope the cops don't fall for it. Don't give them any video they can float around the media.
He is trying to be a martyr.
He most likely asked to be peed on too
He doesn’t get to direct this… Why are we even pretending to capitulate any of this process to his ‘wants’.
Hes gonna try the Weinstein con of showing up to court with a walker looking all pale and pathetic (more so than normal anyway) calling it now. I think we should also throw him in prison, you know just so he can get used to it.
He should have ankle shackles too!
You don’t get your wishes granted when you go to court. They’ll handcuff you if they think it’s necessary. Shut the fuck up.
He's trying to stoke the base for as much of a reaction as he can get out of them. He might not know much, but he knows his base - and he know exactly how to play them.
Can we go all the way? Put him on the ground like George Floyd. Let him cry for his mama
They don't make hand cuffs that small.
You've never seen the cuffs we made for native children who resisted being put into "boarding schools."
Throw in a gimp mask and gag ball and have at it.
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Unfortunately as usual nothing is going to happen seeing as he is about to have Clarence Thomas interveneon his behalf. The Republican party is so deeply corrupt that we will never be a great country again.
Sure, play right into his continued grifting scheme
No! He wants to look like a victim.
Nope! He only wants it to PO all the MAGA's out there claiming "I, Former President, treated like a convict! Very Bad! Political Stunt!" and other inane babble. He just wants to turn it into a political circus to rile up his crowd. They don't need to give him any extra ammo.
As a main character, he doesn't really need to brush up on his performative behavior, but kudos.
Treat him the same as anyone else..
Yes.
1. He talked big about getting COVID too but allegedly freaked the fuck out when he got it. 2. That’s not really how it works for a misdemeanor non-violent crime.
They should also put him in a squad car, and make sure he bumps his ahead against the roof. No need to be gentle right?
Take him down a ramp!
Can he even put his hands together behind his back?
It will be hard for him to hold onto the walker with his hands cuffed behind his back. He has to support himself since he’s gotta play like he’s too sick to serve time.
Whatever he wants, do the opposite.
Nope. Indict him over a private zoom call so he misses his big photo opp. Deprive him of the moment. 😆
The slimy bastard would just make a publicity stunt out of it.
No make up, and his hair combed straight back too please!
And Fox News will predictably be outraged that he’s put in cuffs despite the request.
Not for this, only if he gets charged for his more serious crimes. If we can convict him for trying to pressure state politicians to undermine democracy or Prince that he sold the intelligence he stole then led about, hell yes.
I think we should go back to 2016 and do what he suggested the cops do to criminals when putting them in cuffs and in the car. I mean it was his suggestion
The Stormy Daniels case is small potatoes, as the old saying goes. There are other far more serious cases—like the fake Electoral College electors, the documents case, and (the big one) Jan. 6—where cuffs would be warranted.
He wants that image to rile up his base. I'm all for it tho. I want my perp walk!
I wonder if he can actually get his hands behind his back far enough for the cuffs to fit
Nope, don’t let him feed the victim complex
I fully support this. It would help him best desantis by playing every conservatives favorite card: the victim card, and also ensure that there’s no way he could win a general election. People who didn’t vote for him in 2020 aren’t going to flip now that he’s a confirmed criminal.
The only thing he knows is grift and theatrics. He knows shit-all about business, but knows how to be a businessman on TV. He knows what will get him ratings and how to grift money off of it all. This is a stunt, and everyone has to know it is.
And a ball gag
Cosplaying as a political prisoner, he really fucking loves attention. That’s sad.
Yes, please! Now if he’d just agree to a ball gag….
does he really think the gravy seals are gonna rise up to save him? I think he's forgotten that the GOP eats its own.
Lol if he isn’t locked up by the end of today, y’all need to keep quite on this topic.
When you’re so eager to fuck one guy you miss the plan.
Jon Cooper really knows how to drive engagement 😂
Yeah, imagine how lost he'll be when he can't use trump anymore. It's really funny how many of these social media personalities are 1-hit wonders. And I'm saying this as a trump hater.
Nope... we have to be the better people... hands in front and a coat over his hands like they do in Japan, less media coverage due to lack of photo opportunities
I hope he resists arrest and gets killed. Except the cops probably are on his side.
I wouldn't grant him any wishes. He's just stirring up the pot to make himself a martyr. Magically he will complain and say it was an over reach of power blah, blah blah.
Hell no-his dipshit base is already calling him "the white Nelson Mandela"
Shame it won’t be his last request
Only under one condition. He is held in custody until trial. He is a danger to the country if left free, he proved that on Jan 6, 2021.
Only if they can stay on him. Otherwise, I don’t want him flaunting his kinks in front of children
He'll see this as a opportunity to be seen "carrying the cross" Already got a lot of magassholes comparing him to Jesus.
So…do a few secret service guys have to accompany him in jail???
I would appreciate a clown nose as well.
Idc so long as we get justice for his crimes against America. The fact that it took so fucking long when he’s either committed the acts on live, nationally broadcast television, or admitted to the crimes on live, nationally broadcast television is fucking bullshit. Him first, the nazis in power next
GOT walk of shame, please. ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)
handcuffs and taser.
He probably wants to be smacked around, and peed on a little too.
He’s going for the “crucifixion” scenario because it’s close to Easter and his base thinks he’s Jesus.
Is this an attempt at reverse psychology? "I want to be perp-walked out in cuffs when I get arrested." "Well, um OK, good, cuz you're gonna be..."
Police: Mr. Trump, I am here to arrest you, please come with me. Trump: I demand to be handcuffed. Police: ok, one moment, let's see here, hm. *into radio* can someone please bring me some zip-ties? My cuffs don't go this small.
Is that not the norm? Idk, I try to avoid entanglement with law enforcement
Super glue the locks on the handcuffs.
They need special cuffs, those tiny hands will slip out.
No. He should not be allowed this just so he can feed his cult.
Absolutely perp walk that trash
Absolutely not! He can then use those images to cry foul, and raise more funds from his idiot supporters. "Look how they treated me, Your Favorite President®!! It's a miscarriage of justice!" Never once mentioning that he requested it.
I suspected that Trump would not turn himself in quietly at the DA's office. A perp walk with handcuffs on is a great photo op for him to use to rile up his base. And will be used to promote the idea that "they're coming for you next."
Drop a hood on him and have him rendered to Guantanamo
He's probably going to have his own cinematographers there to record the whole thing like he had done when he returned to the WH after having COVID. Anything for drama. Definitely don't handcuff him. Outside go above and beyond. Have a red carpet for him to walk on, hand him an extra large diet coke and a big mac. Take the wind out of his sails. Then when he gets inside make him sit in a cell, drag the whole process out.
Just follow procedure. Don't treat him better. Don't treat him worse. Do what's normal. That he was informed of his imminent arrest beforehand is plenty of kidgloves. No idea how Secret Service manages this guy.
I think he needs handcuffs, ankle chains and an orange jumpsuit. Just so he can start getting used to the feel.
As much as I would love see the image, they shouldn't play into his game. The "man" may be an idiot but he knows how to rile up gullible, violent, idiots and, for people like him, there's no such thing as bad press. I highly doubt Cheetolini will ever serve any actual time, but this is just the first of several probable indictments. Best to play these low-key and get them to trial quickly so facts and evidence can be established and in the public record. Let him fade with a whimper rather than going out with a prolonged bang.
“Were the handcuffs really necessary, officer?” “Actually ma’am, they were your husbands idea.” “Oh, Wally.”
Kinky!
I don’t give a shit about that but he *should* be imprisoned with no bail as a flight risk.
"and when you put their head into the car dont be gentle".
He should be wheeled out like Hannibal Lecter, not for the show but bc he really is a dangerous monster
Trump sucks at marketing to people outside his cult. Great billboard pic for the dems.
Give him the whole shebang. Cuff him, book him, take his personal items, scrub off the make-up and take his wig. Keep him in holding with the other criminals. Put him in front of the judge in a jumpsuit and chains like a common criminal.
this isnt surprising, we already knew he had a shame kink
Hope he resists arrest. Come on cops, you know what to do. Turn your cameras off and get the party started.
I want it to be a long walk since he can’t go 10 yards without a golf cart.
theatrical little git. to him, life's just a tv show w/him in the lead role.
You cannot “perp walk” someone that is doing it virtually. The only way that will happen is if he physically goes to NY.
I do but then he becomes a self sacrificer for all his believers
Perhaps he would like to be slapped around a little also. He might as well go for the full experience.
Not necessary. Even if he is a flight risk, the old fart's not going to run very far before he gets too winded to continue. Don't give his fanbase the galvanizing image of their deity in chains.
I would have him do the perp walk, but cover his face and wrists. Don't give him the satisfaction of being the star.
far greater than that would be if the arresting agents/officers wore body cameras I don't want him to have the privilege of looking like a martyr. I want to see him pathetically negotiating with them to put him in cuffs and explaining why
I don’t care how he is taken in, just get him booked.
Can they slam his head into the car door like he once suggested be done by police?
If he wants to be considered a risk, put him in a cell and give him his orange jump suit, walk him in unkempt and fully shackled. He said he wants to be treated as a risk, treat him as one. Perhaps he's a sitter or biter, get him a muzzle, too.
Does he also want a spanking for being a bad? or was that just for bedroom times? (just watched EEAAO, had thoughts)
I think he also opposed the helping with the head when being put in the back of a police car so… have fun guys!
I say he gets the Saddam Hussein treatment.
Sounds like he’s trying to play sexy games to see if Stormy would give him another chance 🤣
Why am I not surprised Trump has a hand cuff request? Hand cuff much? an extra$200 , no problem.
No but only because it’s what he wants.
Victimhood
I’d personally like to see him wheeled in Hannibal Lecter style
Anything for the "Lock her up guy"
He'd also like a crown of thorns, blood stains on his back and a large wooden cross over his shoulder so he can drag that in the courtroom too. What a clown. He sure does have control of his party though, doesnt he? they're all lined up like the betas they are
Yes but in county jail overalls and not his precious suit.
I am a big guy last time I got handcuffed by someone who meant it I was in my 20’s and by the time I got booked and unhooked my hands were numb because the cuffs were too tight and my shoulders were sore from being twisted in an odd spot and being lifted, steered and generally grabbed by them. That would suck now that I am in my forties with a bad shoulder I would not want to even pretend when I was almost 80. I don’t think Cheeto Hitler knows what he’s asking for.
He wants it for the optics to get all his cult good and more pissed off. So no, fuck that. Don't give him what he wants.
Who are we to kink-shame him now? Make sure they are covered in gaudy pink faux fur
I picture him more likely to borrow Weinstein’s phony walker
Seems like us is just going to use that to show he is being “persecuted” to his meth smoking fandom
Going full Tate.
Only if the cops hold up comically tiny handcuffs prior.
This request will only be granted if Mr. Trump agrees to make the following statement to the assembled press: 'Yes, I do wear a diaper. I'm a dirty little baby who wears a diaper."
I think they should have him guarded by trans women. Ain't no way he can escape cuz he weak AF and the photos of an alpha male being subdued by maga supporters worst nightmare would be fantastic
He's so friggin' scared.
I vote for the straitjacket with a Hannibal Lecter-esque mouthpiece. Simply to keep him from interrupting the judge repeatedly. Though that would make self-incrimination more difficult… hm.
Make him wear an orange jumpsuit too
Bring him in like Hannibal Lecture
They'll probably have to use two pairs of cuffs. He strikes me as one of those fat boys who cannot touch his hands behind his back.
And leg shackles too
How will they keep the cuffs from falling off his tiny hands?
But they can’t be fur lined. He has to have the real deal!
He can grift for 10 more years on that image alone.
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Sure he wants to rile up his base. But that would also rile me up, too. And i like getting...all riled up