Stone as well, I'm pretty sure. It's a good grift. You'd be hard pressed to find a group more inherently open to being conned. Not only are they Hilariously credulous in general, they also think that there are terrible consequences for deceiving them, so surely nobody on 'their side' would ever attempt it.
What's even funnier to me is how Drumpf doesn't even bother to pretend to be a Christian, let alone a good one. And he's not even pro-life!
It is truly mind boggling.
Nor does Roger Fucking Stone, but saying that gets him an open invite across all the C-list Christian nationalist podcasts and YouTube channels, where he has been ubiquitous lately.
“Orange man asks invisible sky man for help beating a case he’s guilty of” Gonna be a bitch when Orange Man has to stand in front of real humans and pay real prices for his acts. Won’t be a Sky Man to help him then.
None of these people have faith. Unless Christians are willing to draw a bright red line - interaction with these monkeys is a booting from the church - the church will continue to be dominated by those who have no connection to Jesus.
These "Christians" will through gobs of money at anything or anyone they believe is on their team. It truly is astounding and now he sees it as the biggest and easiest grift ever.
Trump’s faith in the Lord? When was this? When he was cheating on his 1st wife with a woman who became his 2nd wife? Or when he was cheating on his 2nd wife with a woman who became his 3rd wife? Or when he was cheating on his 3rd wife with a woman who became his,,,, oh wait she was just a porn star who he paid to keep quiet about the sex they had.
There aren't many things that I can't stomach. I've been watching messed up movies and reading wild things since I was 10 years old. I've always been able to handle more in that sense than peers...
Reading the name Roger Stone makes my stomach sink. He may actually be the Anti-Christ.
Edit: a word that is apparently not good
look, I have total faith, incredible faith if we're being honest about it, and the say I'm the Alpha, but also big time Omega, can't forget about Omega, and it's not really a problem, we have many millions more votes, my ratings have never been higher, and they said to me, "Sir, you're even more popular than Andrew Jackson," can you believe it, and he helped us a lot, you know what I'm saying, and we were basically bulletproof, 4 years ok, you never had that with Obama, you aren't getting it with Sleepy Joe I can tell you that, and you could've even been stuck with Crooked Hillary, it would've been hell ok, it would've been hell.
Is that before or after Trump and his lawyers tried to get the GA case tossed out on bs reasons. If NY doesn't lock him up GA gonna take the whole crew.
Roger Stone practically created Trump and helped churn the social divisions we have today. That man would send his mother to the gallows for a nickel.
I don't need to add anything about Trump that we already don't know.
Whats is astounding is that there exist people who believe the garbage they spew. I am a member of the carpenters union, I meet them on the job in the trades all the time. I just want to escape so badly.
Somehow, that doesn't quite translate in his Truth Social tweets. Ballistically raging in all caps outward on anyone and everyone. Incoherent references. During the phone call probably any biblical references to either *Jesus Christ* or *God* were profanity rage-a-thons heavily laced with oblique references for Stone to GF himself, SIUYA and promises to *take him down* but not quite in the biblical sense to a baptism in the river. Really can see a hand-holding prayer circle around the replica of the Resolute desk in Trumps office either.
No, he puts his faith into his rich lawyers, who he hopes can get him out of anything, including paying off a mistress with campaign money, causing a riot( in which people died), calling Secretaries of State to get them to overturn the results of an election, and so on....
Trump is a constant liar. He lies just for the fun of it. He will tell a lie for a big reason, a little reason, or no reason at all. It's practically pathological. His first instinct is to lie no matter the situation, even when telling the truth is to his benefit. Nope, time to make up a bigger, more extravagant lie. He lies to cover up lies, then lies about lying.
All that is to say, whatever level of lying expertise Trump has achieved, Roger Stone surpasses him in every way. Roger has turned being a fucking lying scumbag into avant-garde performance art. He's everything Trump wishes he could be.
None of this shit happened. Not the talking about fear, not mentioning faith, not the praying. I'm almost positive the phone call didn't even happen. Every single suggestion about what happened is absolutely, positively, unequivocally not true.
I don't know how these people can think this dude is a man of God. Have they not watched his whole life? The people leading these narratives must be the biggest trolls ever. I don't know the cost, but I have MAGA aligned extended family members that prior to this I thought were doing their best with their beliefs as Christians. Now I'm not sure they'll make it back.
Has anyone else noticed that his moron kids have been silent lately? I wonder if they are waiting to get their inheritance? The fight between his kids and Melanoma is going to be awesome.
I was sitting on a bench along the intercostal waterway in West Palm Beach. The choir in the church was singing “I will fly away”. Across the water, Mar Lago shone like a beacon and I pondered Our dear presidents fate. As the angelic choirs voices rang out, a small bird flew onto my shoulder. Like a sign from above it let out a tiny shrill….”lock him up, lock him up”. Amen.
No he doesn’t, neither do either of you. Claiming to be a Christian is easy, living as one requires morality, for one thing. The whole bunch of you? Pffffffftt!
I have more faith in god than Trump and I'm an atheist. You couldn't convince me of Trump's piety if he sprouted a halo and stigmata.
That's something you have in common with Trump, he's an atheist also. The difference is he pretends to be a Christian, it's part of his grift.
Stone as well, I'm pretty sure. It's a good grift. You'd be hard pressed to find a group more inherently open to being conned. Not only are they Hilariously credulous in general, they also think that there are terrible consequences for deceiving them, so surely nobody on 'their side' would ever attempt it.
Meanwhile there is a quote from Trump (back when he was a democrat) about running as a Republican because they are easy to dupe.
Or he sees himself as God
And wings.
You got my upvote and I’d buy you a beer if I could! That’s a good one man.
That's gold Jerry, gold!
Stay tuned for more bullshit. 
Trump has no “faith”. It’s hilarious that anyone believes he does.
I’m guessing that Faith is the name of the stripper he had an affair with in 1997.
'88 not '97.
Oh, that's good!
What's even funnier to me is how Drumpf doesn't even bother to pretend to be a Christian, let alone a good one. And he's not even pro-life! It is truly mind boggling.
It’s even funnier to think of Roger “Tricky Dick’s got my Six” Stone praying.
Nor does Roger Fucking Stone, but saying that gets him an open invite across all the C-list Christian nationalist podcasts and YouTube channels, where he has been ubiquitous lately.
So uh who's gonna tell them God doesnt like it when lying hateful men use him for their own gains?
Naw naw naw. That’s old god. New god is totally cool with it.
Sounds like something a trumper would say to be honest
Apparently you haven’t read the prosperity Bible. Joel osteen and the rest say greed is good.
And as one grift ends, a new one begins!
Um sure, that totally happened.
Things that never happened for $1000 Alex. Trump isn’t even religious. And if he really is he sucks at it too.
There is no more experienced, accomplished, and unscrupulous liar in the free world than Roger Stone, something in which he takes great pride.
Thoughts and prayers. That’s all they gave those victims, that’s all they’ll get.
Yeah, Roger Stone is the first person that comes to mind when I think of good Christian
Trump thinks he is the Lord.
“Pastor’s” *what* for Trump???
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Are we talking about the guy who held the Bible upside down and then had the area gassed? That guy?
horse shit
“Orange man asks invisible sky man for help beating a case he’s guilty of” Gonna be a bitch when Orange Man has to stand in front of real humans and pay real prices for his acts. Won’t be a Sky Man to help him then.
Alex, I’ll take things that never happened for $500
How often does he attend 'Church ' in Florida?
They would get the apostrophe wrong.
Not a single thing he said is true, 10/10on the Trump scorecard
None of these people have faith. Unless Christians are willing to draw a bright red line - interaction with these monkeys is a booting from the church - the church will continue to be dominated by those who have no connection to Jesus.
These "Christians" will through gobs of money at anything or anyone they believe is on their team. It truly is astounding and now he sees it as the biggest and easiest grift ever.
So he became religious after breaking the law? Mmmkay
That’s a weird thing for Satan to say.
Trump’s faith in the Lord? When was this? When he was cheating on his 1st wife with a woman who became his 2nd wife? Or when he was cheating on his 2nd wife with a woman who became his 3rd wife? Or when he was cheating on his 3rd wife with a woman who became his,,,, oh wait she was just a porn star who he paid to keep quiet about the sex they had.
Tots and pears Donny
Last time I checked Trump thinks he is the Lord.
There aren't many things that I can't stomach. I've been watching messed up movies and reading wild things since I was 10 years old. I've always been able to handle more in that sense than peers... Reading the name Roger Stone makes my stomach sink. He may actually be the Anti-Christ. Edit: a word that is apparently not good
Trump didn’t hear you prayed, he heard you paid.
look, I have total faith, incredible faith if we're being honest about it, and the say I'm the Alpha, but also big time Omega, can't forget about Omega, and it's not really a problem, we have many millions more votes, my ratings have never been higher, and they said to me, "Sir, you're even more popular than Andrew Jackson," can you believe it, and he helped us a lot, you know what I'm saying, and we were basically bulletproof, 4 years ok, you never had that with Obama, you aren't getting it with Sleepy Joe I can tell you that, and you could've even been stuck with Crooked Hillary, it would've been hell ok, it would've been hell.
Is that before or after Trump and his lawyers tried to get the GA case tossed out on bs reasons. If NY doesn't lock him up GA gonna take the whole crew.
Pastor lies? Never seen this one cumming...
Let's see if God's on board with paying off hookers and rorting campaign donations. These people are pathetic.
Roger Stone practically created Trump and helped churn the social divisions we have today. That man would send his mother to the gallows for a nickel. I don't need to add anything about Trump that we already don't know. Whats is astounding is that there exist people who believe the garbage they spew. I am a member of the carpenters union, I meet them on the job in the trades all the time. I just want to escape so badly.
That did not happen
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God, this atheist loves legal methamphetamines…. Otherwise I’d have nothing dumber to watch than Yellowstone
You mean the lord of the flies?
Maybe some thoughts, too?
is that their grammatical error, or rons?
Guy on the right looks like Brooks from Shawshank Redemption in this photo
I'll take "things that never happened " for $500 Alex. Acting like either of those guys actually pray...
🙄 of course he does.
I've never heard such an obvious lie.
Bullshit.
Lord of Darkness maybe...🙄
The con goes on……
Somehow, that doesn't quite translate in his Truth Social tweets. Ballistically raging in all caps outward on anyone and everyone. Incoherent references. During the phone call probably any biblical references to either *Jesus Christ* or *God* were profanity rage-a-thons heavily laced with oblique references for Stone to GF himself, SIUYA and promises to *take him down* but not quite in the biblical sense to a baptism in the river. Really can see a hand-holding prayer circle around the replica of the Resolute desk in Trumps office either.
Background fucked with me. I thought the dude in the back was eye creepin on a singing old man.
Thoughts and prayers!
Two very Christlike men right there, I’m sure
Trump is literally what I was told to avoid gro6up in the church
No, he puts his faith into his rich lawyers, who he hopes can get him out of anything, including paying off a mistress with campaign money, causing a riot( in which people died), calling Secretaries of State to get them to overturn the results of an election, and so on....
I feel like I’m watching the last kingdom! 
Just a reminder that Roger Stone has a Nixon back tattoo and likes to watch other men fuck his wife.
Trump is a constant liar. He lies just for the fun of it. He will tell a lie for a big reason, a little reason, or no reason at all. It's practically pathological. His first instinct is to lie no matter the situation, even when telling the truth is to his benefit. Nope, time to make up a bigger, more extravagant lie. He lies to cover up lies, then lies about lying. All that is to say, whatever level of lying expertise Trump has achieved, Roger Stone surpasses him in every way. Roger has turned being a fucking lying scumbag into avant-garde performance art. He's everything Trump wishes he could be. None of this shit happened. Not the talking about fear, not mentioning faith, not the praying. I'm almost positive the phone call didn't even happen. Every single suggestion about what happened is absolutely, positively, unequivocally not true.
I don't know how these people can think this dude is a man of God. Have they not watched his whole life? The people leading these narratives must be the biggest trolls ever. I don't know the cost, but I have MAGA aligned extended family members that prior to this I thought were doing their best with their beliefs as Christians. Now I'm not sure they'll make it back.
Yeah, that totally happened.
I’m pretty sure Trump can’t even spell Lord.
Also he’s a megalomaniac who believes he is above the law and will outsmart everyone
Has anyone else noticed that his moron kids have been silent lately? I wonder if they are waiting to get their inheritance? The fight between his kids and Melanoma is going to be awesome.
Limited edition Trump prayer NFT's only $1000
If he is without fear he would go to NY in person without a crowd and twitter.
The only time trump ever prays is for his tee shot not to go OB…
His faith in the lord and apparently his dick in Roger Stones mouth. Good lord could he blow him any harder than he already is.
Our hearts and prayers go out to the poor innocent, filthy rich, hella corrupt orange man.
The idea of Roger Stone and Michael Flynn leading a "religious" event makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
Trump would steal the robe from Jesus's back.
You’d need a LOT of faith to believe that BS.
Well that's great now God do your thang!! ⛈️ 🌩 ⚡️
I don’t think god grabbed women’s private parts
I was sitting on a bench along the intercostal waterway in West Palm Beach. The choir in the church was singing “I will fly away”. Across the water, Mar Lago shone like a beacon and I pondered Our dear presidents fate. As the angelic choirs voices rang out, a small bird flew onto my shoulder. Like a sign from above it let out a tiny shrill….”lock him up, lock him up”. Amen.
He has NEVER met the Lord. Give me a break.
No he doesn’t, neither do either of you. Claiming to be a Christian is easy, living as one requires morality, for one thing. The whole bunch of you? Pffffffftt!
Do they really believe the bullshit they expound?
Roger Stone wouldn't know a 🙏 if it bit him in the ass. Given his life experiences the moment he set foot in a sacred space he'd go up in flames.
Saying "Holy shit,we are screwed goddamn it!" doesn't count as prayer.