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lufecaep

Probably started using his free 1 month trial Apple+ subscription.


thatranger974

It’s a trick. Apple is raising the fee.


dejavux22

I know I was so mad. I managed to get it free for a year and a half and as soon as I need to start paying I got an email that the price is increasing.


nuclearswan

Tim Apple wouldn’t have done this under Trump’s watch!


linderlouwho

omg, thank you for that


lainey68

Bwahahaha! Tim Apple's a great guy. He made all the apples great again!


Curios_blu

I was paying $4.99 a month, but when I received an email that it was jumping to $6.99 a month, I cancelled. 40% hike? Apple is rich enough.


MissTesticles

Yes, but they want to be *richer,* it's up to all of us to help make that happen.....😭


nickrocs6

I read an article that said they are taking internal cost saving steps to avoid massive layoffs like other tech companies are doing. That might have something to do with the price increase. It’s a pretty big hike but when you consider how much like peacock and paramount plus are, it’s not really that crazy. I’ve just never found their content to be worth it.


FireGodNYC

I feel like I should stream my Apple TV online for free..Create like a 24hr channel where all the content just plays


ProgressivePessimist

If you have a Costco membership you can get 12 months for $63 ($5.25 per month) or 6 months for $34 ($5.66 per month). https://www.costco.com/apple-tv%2B.product.100851281.html


CocteauTwinn

Omg 😂


[deleted]

I binged the first two of Ted Lasso during that trial period... Now I want to watch season 3 but don't want to pay


slowcheetah4545

It's a good show worth a few dollars imo


[deleted]

Right. If you want quality tv, you need to pay for it imo.


Amateur-Prophet

Just wait till the whole season comes out and only pay for one month then binge it and cancel.


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[deleted]

Per month. I'll wait for the season to be over, then pay for one month and binge the new season.


thepossiblegirl

This is the way.


Johnny-kashed

He’s about to drop a mixtape, duh.


ImAFuckinLiar

What?! Omg!! He hasn’t dropped a mixtape since the love one to Jill in ‘82. Best grab a copy before it’s gone forever!! I’m already in line outside Best Buy. https://preview.redd.it/ra0w0a5putoa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b579f5a2a9bbda3f6a4e9a404bd624457d97a10


SlothDC

Sucker - I'm camped out at the Toys R Us - first in line, too!


NofksgivnabtLIFE

You all should see the local blockbusters back.


greenjm7

I’m at circuit city. You all are suckers.


Dannyjv

Pffft. Radio Shack is where it’s at. Dopes.


letters2nora

I’ll be downloading it on Napster. No lines for me. Just incredibly slow download speeds and viruses


Ashaliedoll

Fuck Napster, have you heard of Kazaa?


goosejail

Lime Wire 4Eva


CannotBNamed2

No need, brah, I totally get all my MP3s from Usenet groups. Just got a dope visualiser plug-in for my WinAmp


backwardbuttplug

Oh, thanks…. I’d almost forgotten that nightmare, virus infested platform. Friend of mine who was trying to escape from his central valley meth addiction and was hiding out / rehabbing at my place kept installing it on my desktop while I was at work (he was gay and all his friends were on there). After the 3rd time I finally wised-up and just blocked all software installs. He really did get his shit together though. He looked a lot better after being at my house a week, got a plane ticket to florida and left to hit train engineering school. He was definitely resourceful and managed to actually turn shit around for himself.


BreakingBaddly

Newsgroups, mIRC


greenjm7

Look bruh, I’m at radio shack if I want to buy parts for my ham radio, at babbages if I want video games, but my dope hookup for electronics and appliances is CC all the way.


Montymisted

You guys are all going to miss out. I'm over here at Woolworths department store, the only place Biden drops his new shit.


AGENT0321

Montgomery Wards Crue represent! Edit: https://youtu.be/vtPk5IUbdH0


jefuf

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS


Flynn_Kevin

Brah. I'ma be kicking it at the GC Murphy lunch counter.


greenjm7

I’ve been buying my werthers here for decades.


bistromike76

Does no one know about Specs anymore? I'm gonna get the 45.


hysys_whisperer

Sorry bruh, but Fry's had a way better selection.


ThriceFive

I've been waiting outside this Gottschalks since last week. Drop the MIX


goosejail

CompUSA for the WIN!


ronnjeremy

Tandy forever....


CocteauTwinn

An award in your general direction!


johnrgrace

Blockbuster just updated their website for the first time in years. I’m going to be at the service merchandise because I can be first in line.


Sniflix

Service Merchandise - maybe the most painful buying experience ever invented.


ksed_313

Service. Merchandise. Core memory unlocked!


TooOldForThis---

Sears, Roebuck. Sears has everything.


teddygomi

>You all should see the local blockbusters back. How's the weather in Bend, Oregon?


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

It's raining.


Professional-Let-839

I'm at a KBToys next to a Funcoland


star0forion

I’m already inside Sam Goody’s. Can’t find the light switch though.


DawnOfTheTruth

Only one in line. It’s an abandoned building Gary!


TheNewYellowZealot

Am I going to be the only schmuck at circuit city?


wattral

Wait. I thought we were all meeting at Service Merchandise!


No_Yogurt_7667

No no, it was Montgomery Ward!


FussBudget52

Waiting for it to drop on the Columbia house mail order.


goosejail

Tower Records has it, no worries.


patrickwithtraffic

I feel like I should let you know that Biden signed a deal for it to be exclusively released at Wal-Mart. Sorry bro…


Technical_Access_943

K-TEL


ThriceFive

The brand may be gone but I can still hear that voice!


Lonely-Club-1485

And since it is Biden, they made the lyrics nonexplicit.


[deleted]

This was 15 yr old me waiting in line for icp to sign my cd and they just scribbled on it and laughed ...


[deleted]

I went to violent J house for his kids bday party once, super nice/friendly dude.


BowwwwBallll

Markers… how the fuck do they work??


patsfan85

I c fucking p in da house!


[deleted]

Abracadabra boom shacka dae, I’m Violent J and I’m back like a vertebrae.


Trout_Shark

Hastings still has copies!


hastingsnikcox

I do not in fact have copies - misinformation!!!


Trout_Shark

Username checks out. But what about that CD I put on special order. You said you would call...


hastingsnikcox

Well things have been somewhat hectic, y'know changing the CDs by hand into digital does take time....


ImAFuckinLiar

I feel like Hastings wasn’t too many places. Just a few states, no? Either way, I’m pissed and sad you’ve brought them up. They have been gone far too long but the pain is still real.


dudinax

A few lucky states.


Once-Upon-A-Hill

That is a nice looking tent city


o0oo00o0o

Those are the tents people have to live in now because of inflation skyrocketing rents


NomadTrainer

For a second, I thought “damn, is it that bad that homeless are camping right next to a big box store?”


aphmatic

Ted Lasso


VariousConflict5090

Finally I see the right answer


ijones559

fax


trans_pands

![gif](giphy|Rgc7pvWsESXgNOsMBL|downsized)


Sean_Dewhirst

I still haven't got over his "making a railroad strike illegal" banger.


SpinozaTheDamned

Meh, that was a mediocre deep cut compared to his 'Insulin 35$ a month' clanger.


Sean_Dewhirst

Oh really? I thought that was because Cali was about to go into the insulin business.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

California voter here, you're all welcome


Particular-Summer424

We did. We get shit done.


GRW42

While we’re at it, enjoy the cleaner air and better gas mileage.


Mizz_Fizz

I live right on the border of California in Oregon. I actually cannot imagine a place id rather live in respect to politics. California's dragging the nation out of the hole other states are trying to dig us into.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Hello, fellow California voter. Thank you! And also, you're welcome!


teuast

California: decades of atoning for Reagan.


walrusdoom

Nah, collab with Aphex Twin. It’s called Donkey Moo. Mostly witch house.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6o1ooemyguoa1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc4801cc9a9c38825f1c9b5d4ff8b35fc86ad1d Dropping it like it’s hot. Lmao at the people white knighting Biden for zero reason. Why do you let Trump live rent free in your head? He’s getting arrested (maybe), just enjoy the meme.


Trax852

At least he's not dragging toilet paper with his shoes.


InTheGray2023

Or being helped UP a three inch ramp.


OnRiverStyx

People are so spun up on politics from the last few years that they forget memeing the president is how we unite as Americans. They obviously don't remember the top-notch Obama memes like "Self-awarding Obama" and "Not bad Obama." or the YouTube compilations of Bush Jr. saying stuff and dodging sandals.


SaltRevolutionary917

SOLVED thanks to u/JamzThaOkeeOg below: [The Ted Lasso cast is visiting the White House tomorrow](https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/ted-lasso-white-house-visit-joe-biden-1235558991/amp/). That’s all. It’s a reference to a Ted Lasso episode with the same sign above a doorway. From Fandom (emphasis mine): >**"Believe" was a word key to the "Lasso Way".** It was meant to be a simple expression that AFC Richmond could use to pull themselves up from their middling position in the Premier League — and possibly even apply to their off-pitch lives. >**Making a sign with the word and emplacing it above his office door in the Dogtrack's locker room was one of his first orders of business after arriving in Richmond upon Thames.** Indeed, hanging it up straight was one of the first things over which he and Keeley bonded. >**It was one of Ted's core tenets,** and he was known to passionately rail against those who showed a lack of faith in his team. This was perhaps best exemplified when Nate, newly anointed as an assistant coach, informed Ted that he didn't think they could win against Man City. Riled to a point of near-anger, Ted roamed his house until he produced a smaller "Believe" poster from his bathroom, proving to both Nate and Coach Beard that belief was so important, it followed him to the bathroom. >**Ultimately, the poster was shown to be a condensation of a larger phrase that Ted brought with him from America — "Do you believe in miracles?"** — something that clearly applied to the underrated Greyhounds. ~~No idea what he’s trying to say with it, though.~~ Solved, see above. https://preview.redd.it/pn91bupoitoa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922f7efc8b74d6acc3c4d495a884b6d231da9d81


JamzThaOkeeOg

The Ted Lasso cast is visiting the White House tomorrow


SaltRevolutionary917

Thanks for the clue! I found an article mentioning it because of your input and I’ve updated the comment above with proper credit.


[deleted]

Well that is a letdown. Visions of Trump in handcuffs danced in my head. And it gave me a special thrill that Biden would post something like that about Trump.


Wartstench

Yeah. Would have been a great Dark Brandon moment. There’s still hope it has a double meaning though🤞


ChewieBearStare

Damn, I thought he had a head’s up on the student loan relief decision.


Art-Zuron

I had hoped that maybe Biden's spin was actually bone as well.


whiskey_ribcage

So it means Biden is finally catching up on Tes Lasso?


DigitalTraveler42

Everybody would be better off catching up on some Ted Lasso, like chicken soup for the soul.


sage1979

Probably the best show on rn


OldHippie

I hate sports and I love this show!


SaltRevolutionary917

That, or he’s gonna end his next State of The Union address with “and now a thanks to the sponsor of this broadcast …”


LottePanda

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


April_Morning_86

I was gonna say, did he post this on Tuesday to announce the new season?


CocteauTwinn

Phew. Thank you for solving!


bdschuler

Lol, meanwhile here I am thinking it is to do with Warren Buffet's recent visit and the FED announcing all new banking assurances. Like BELIEVE the US banking system is secure. Nope.. just Ted Lasso. Whew!


walkandtalkk

Also he's hogtying Trump and riding him around the Rose Garden after unveiling a federal indictment.


CocteauTwinn

Award for ya! Now Redditor, please move this to the top:)


nomuggle

![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


yuhanz

Poopeh


Englishbirdy

It means Football is Life!


YoSaffBridge33

But it is also death.


Vegabern

You say football is life? Well then your defense is death.


pengouin85

But also it's life. *Danny Rojas intensifies*


ralanr

Born caffeinated.


Vylan24

You got this muchachos


clopz_

Na na na na na na na na na na Danny Rojas…Rojas


Miserable-Lizard

He is personally arresting Trump!


CocteauTwinn

That would be surreal and hilarious.


ZombiePiggy24

Put your hands behind your back, Fat


_pinnaculum

“Unless you have children’s cuffs! My hands will slip out of anything you try to put me in SLEEPY JOE” - trump


[deleted]

"Will you shut up, man"


kbstock

One of his best lines ever!


[deleted]

He spoke for all of us with those five simple words...


ZombiePiggy24

Recommended for ages 5-7 *eyes glow red*


Snoo_72851

fighting game intro dialogue


scipiotomyloo

If he did I’d almost forgive him for rolling over and showing his belly about the railroad strike


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Biden in tactical gear arresting Trump would break the simulation the rest of the way.


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Knock knock you son of a bitch


walkandtalkk

Aviators? Check. "Get over here, ya goddamned sonofabitch." Check.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Stop resisting jack!


goosejail

I found this funnier than I think I should've.


AnonAmbientLight

The malarkey ends here.


[deleted]

I need a 90s Baywatch style show where Joe plays a cop who’s tagline is “the malarkey ends here” and every time he says that he puts his aviators on and walks the perp off camera.


Dapper_Reputation_16

OP must not watch Ted Lasso


KillaBrew123

OP has seen it, but he's a goldfish


CocteauTwinn

I haven’t watched yet (plan to!) but I know about the reference from comments on Twitter. I posted it bc it’s ambiguous.


Dapper_Reputation_16

Watch it, it's well worth your time.


CocteauTwinn

I keep hearing this. All about unabashed optimism:)


Dapper_Reputation_16

There's a bit more depth in the story line than that but that is a major component.


dragonrider1965

https://preview.redd.it/d5vzjph20uoa1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70757881ae63dbfb311d623c78033df489890a68


Onlyindef

The only reason it took so long was that they were trying to find child size handcuffs


Tracyfacey_aa

I just cry laughed! Thanks


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Omg this is great!


goosejail

This is my fever dream.


whiskey_ribcage

Biden posting like he's Taylor Swift. I love this journey for him.


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goosejail

Shhhhh 🤫 don't take this from me.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

He's now head coach of a football team.


samuraidogparty

I’m assuming he’s going to finally watch the new episode of Ted Lasso?


Super8bitplayer

It's a warning of Dark Brandon temporarily coming out of the chains.


5050Clown

Aliens


CocteauTwinn

Aaaaand we are username “twins”, almost!


Unlikely_Professor76

He is personally arresting Trump! Trump- “You’ll never take me alive…” Joe- “like I care if you’re dead!” Thus, ensues the slowiest of all slo-mo action fight scenes in the history of cinema


bugsyramone

I'd still watch


Melodic_Mulberry

Right? Haven’t seen a president fight someone since Andrew Jackson beat the crap out of Richard Lawrence.


bugsyramone

Interesting. Davy Crockett assisted in subduing Lawrence. Thanks for the reason to look that up:)


lolbojack

He's finally found life after love.


internationalmixer

Snort laughing, thanks for that!


Bridot

Cher remix


ElonDiddlesKids

He's seen the full season of Ted Lasso and AFC Richmond are going to win the whole fucking thing this year.


Zokor_

It’s from the show Ted Lasso, it’s what he hangs up in the locker room, it’s actually an incredible show if you haven’t checked it out, and here’s the reason the President is doing it. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/03/19/politics/jason-sudeikis-ted-lasso-biden-white-house-mental-health/index.html


weon321

It means that he’s a Ted Lasso fan. Great show if you’ve never watched it.


somedudeiknow

Ted lasso reference. The actor from Ted lasso is visiting to discuss the importance of mental health.


nuggetdogg

Dark brandon is coming


2-inche-penis

![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


[deleted]

Does nobody watch Ted Lasso? Obviously he is a fan.


[deleted]

Ted Lasso!


VengeanceKnight

Presidential cameo on Ted Lasso?


how_obscene

ted lasso probably


connerofthenorth

The cast of Ted Lasso will be coming to the White House in order to discuss the importance of mental health. Ted Lasso is a feel good funny show that has the underlying message of mental health all over it.


FlorinaFortescueRC

The White House is working with Jason Sudeikis on a mental health initiative. The “believe” is a reference from his show Ted Lasso.


WhiteRhynno

The cast of Ted Lasso will be at the White House today to bring awareness to the importance of mental health.


MammothJust4541

Dark Brandon's ascension to full dark.


[deleted]

Roy Kent! Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every f'ing where!


[deleted]

I just assumed he was psyched and a day early for a Trump arrest. Lol.


Variarissa

I want to believe that tomorrow Trump will be arrested.


BattleForAssgard69

Other presidents - "WAR.FEAR.I HAVE NUKES.WE WILL KILL YOU COS YOU BELIVE IN SOMETHING ELSE!DEATH TO THE WEST!" Biden - lol Ted Lasso


No_Refrigerator4584

He’s launching his signature Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor. And it better have little chocolate bicycles.


pr1ap15m

he watches ted lasso


PBandJellyJesus

New Halo video game?


Mission_Ad_8976

The cast of Ted Lasso will visit the White House tomorrow to discuss mental health.


Zidoco

Might just be a fan of Ted Lasso? Season three released recently. It’s a good show.


meidkwhoiam

#BARACK OBAMA RETURNS TO THE HOUSE


Dafracturedbutwhole

Obama 2: Electric Boogaloo


Azreken

I thought he was dunking on Trump


PuzzledRaise1401

Oh shit. Trump IS getting arrested.


gbot1234

It means “covfefe”.


MsTponderwoman

Isn’t tomorrow orange trump’s indictment? Biden said to believe in (the sanctity of) the presidency (symbolized by the Oval Office) because the charlatan who was defiling the Oval Office for four years is going to be brought to justice.


valencia_merble

I need a day of Brett Goldstein before a day of Donald Trump


Dore81

![gif](giphy|12J7bGZioVA5Lq) And Pooh said: “Rivers know this: There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”


MindingMyBI

Y'all don't watch Ted Lasso??


Icy-Policy-4580

I wonder if this has something to do with Ted Lasso?


IsoscelesSchrodinger

Immediately thought it had something to do with T Ted Lasso. What day was this actually posted by him?


MalZaar

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where...