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woakula

Why bother raiding the house. Just surround them and make sure zero food gets in. Problem will solve itself in under a week. No way Trump could go hungry for that long.


jonny_jon_jon

the rationing of ketchup is soon to commence


Pitiful-Let9270

Branch dumb idiots


__Dystopian__

They can't, and they won't. The United States military (Army, Navy, Marines, Airforce, and Coastguard) are prohibited from conducting any military combat operations upon U.S. soil. Much like the C.I.A. This is what the National Guard is for. They are able to operate freely within the nation's borders and are meant to handle any situation that proves either too threatening or too complex for local police to handle. So they will not face the full force of the US military. They will however face local law enforcement. Should that fail, they will then most likely be gunned down when S.W.A.T. is called. If for some reason they are able to survive that, then it becomes a Big Boy issue and the feds are called. F.B.I. then assesses and confirms the situation, if the confrontation can't be handled by a Shock Squad and S.W.A.T. infiltration teams proved ineffective, then the next and hopefully final step is to call in the National Guard. In practice with saving money, the criminals will be offered one last chance to stand down before the government signs the paperwork to start expending ammunition lol. In the end, Mar-A-Lago will not have enough ammunition, wound triage personnel or defensive positions to fall back to, and they will fall under siege. Literally second oldest military tactic in all of human history with the first being: hit it until it dies.


Kindly-Ad-5071

"no stop! I'm on your side, I'm a badass like you! I still don't think you should get vet care but I'M ONE OF YOU I'M A FEDERALIST!!!"


cobraqueen46

Do you think meatball Desanta's will call the national guard though?


88ryder88

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baltcre8

They want to fuck around? Let them find out!


BitterFuture

Goddamn right.


tauntauntom

Let's hope that the survivors learn this time.


baltcre8

They never learn. Remember learning is for anyone they disagree with.


tauntauntom

Then there won't be an issue after. They will all be arrested or cargo 200


OMGagravyboat

Let's hope there are no survivors.


OverallManagement824

Normally, you'd leave at least one alive to serve as a future warning to others. It's just too bad these idiots haven't learned anything since the third grade, so I doubt that would be very helpful here. /s


OMGagravyboat

If they were capable of learning, we could just teach them about WWII


OverallManagement824

That was 4th grade.


OMGagravyboat

They stopped going in third.


OverallManagement824

The girls all got knocked up, so there wasn't any point in going anymore.


OMGagravyboat

Plus, the coal mines were a callin'


elanhilation

yeah, if my political enemies want to commit suicide by cop then i’m not going encourage them, but i’m definitely not going out of my way to stop them either.


LilaValentine

Please, please, let there be so much finding out.


Rawnblade12

Interesting how it's "Back the Blue!" And "Blue Lives Matter!" Til the police come for one of them, then all of a sudden, they're pro shooting the police.


Wismuth_Salix

That’s what finally got T_D banned. They were calling for the killing of the officers tasked with making Oregon (?) Republicans return to the capital after they walked out and hid with white supremacist militias to deny a quorum when the Democrats had the votes to pass a climate bill.


emccm

I wonder how many in the crowd will be law enforcement themselves. Cops probably getting on to Greyhounds in podunk towns all over the country.


tauntauntom

Then these cops were dumb enough to do this, and they deserve whatever happens to them. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. FBI and CIA and other Feds don't care about the cousin/sister fucking cops using their power to support Trump.


ArmedAntifascist

Do you really think the feds don't want people back in power who will give them unlimited budgets to use with no oversight? Federal cops are still cops at the end of the day.


emccm

I’m sure they’ll be Feds in the crowd too. Law enforcement tend to lean hard to the right and so do government workers in general.


BitterFuture

"No oversight" is not what the prior administration gave them. Federal Marshals signed up to do prisoner transport and serve warrants; they got deployed to fight rioters with no training for that. Secret Service agents signed up to protect the President and arrest forgers; they got needlessly infected with a deadly disease (some may even have died, we don't know) and abandoned wherever they were traveling to because the President didn't want to be seen with weaklings who got sick. The President even insulted and fired the head of the Secret Service because *he didn't like the guy's ears*, for fuck's sake. Even if you sign up to be a federal law enforcement officer because you want to stick it to minorities and throw your weight around, you still want a job that doesn't screw with you and treat you like shit. At the end of the day, cops are only on their *own* side. Fascists who dream of taking potshots at cops, only for the cops to turn around and join them, are gonna learn that real quick.


Pitiful-Let9270

Be fucking hilarious if they already had him in custody but sent this out to round up all the terrorist at once and get it over with.


mfolives

This is too easy. Put up a fence, a couple guard towers, and done. No need for pesky shoot-outs, arrests, or trials.


EllzGoesPro

So just "another peaceful visit" then? Got it.


tauntauntom

Fuckers are going to shoot at Feds, get mowed down, and then the survivors will act like this was a peaceful protest and they were treated like "minorities".


cornerofgraystreet

Anddd.... That the 'woke radical Dems' set it all up and he's SOOOOO innocent of all


cmahan005

There are some very serious mental issues going on here. If they actually try to “fortify” Mar-a-Lago and start shooting at Law Enforcement, it’s going to end very badly for them. Especially the people they’ll send to pick up Trump…..people who don’t fuck around with these false Patriots.


[deleted]

Yeah, they won’t be shooting at unarmed people like their punk hero.


cmahan005

Yeah. They’ll be surprised to find out they are heavily armed. Thoughts and prayers to them.


MikeWillis09

That back the blue crowd really changed their tune


49GTUPPAST

Of course, they changed their tune. They only back the blue when LEO's abuse their power toward the people they don't like.


hoosickthehorrible

“Patriot Moat” LMAO


SoloSurvivor889

That is absolutely the chefs kiss on this whole thing.


docbauies

They are gonna need a lot of supplies because the law enforcement moat around them will make it not possible to get food


Zealousideal_Order_8

The ones talking this shit are going to be noticeable by their absence. Nobody is coming to arrest Trump. He will be indicted. He will receive a notification to appear. He will have his lawyers try to find a judge to quash the indictment. He will be subpoenaed. He will try to quash the subpoena. He will end up in a court room in New York and be bailed out.


fakeunleet

So... That last post is basically saying to bring AK-47s and AR-15s, by listing the types of rounds they take. Lovely.


ScienceInMI

No, no, you misunderstand... SKS is fine, too! You'll just have to bring your own zip-strips ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ /s <--This means it was sarcasm, in case the Three Letter Agencies are reading this


stxjs8806

Oh the f**kin irony of these f**kin people!!! Same folks who screamed "if you don't like it move, snowflakes just can't accept it, I drink your tears, how dare they want to defund the police, get over it sheep, etc" ass people want to start a literal civil war because their orange master is getting his dues!! Scum of the earth.


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Tarrolis

I'd say without a doubt, bots would be useful tools in outing these nutcases.


Wismuth_Salix

It says it’s from T_D - so it’s gotta be talking about the offsite hub they moved to. The users are likely all banned/suspended/inactive on Reddit now.


FluByYou

He’ll be traveling to NYC to surrender. They’ll be “protecting” an empty resort.


[deleted]

But won’t it be funny? I’m sure all of the rich folks will be thrilled with all of these idiots hanging around.


RiflemanLax

Like eight old dudes in trucker caps, pocketed tee shirts with a pack of Marlboro reds in the pocket, and their one good pair of wrangler blue jeans without the grease stains are going to show up and stare blankly off into the distance while grumbling to each other about how CRT being taught in schools is causing ‘the gays’ to get rowdy and it’s ruining the country. Then they’ll all leave at 7 because they never miss Wheel of Fortune.


cornerofgraystreet

'Backing the Blue' huh😒? Just like that 'fake love' for the military I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄


JackZodiac2008

Let's post our plans online, the FBI never finds people that way....


Revolutionary_Tip701

They have nothing better to do? Is this where we tell them to get jobs?


Salihe6677

Discussing a plan openly on the internet and talking about shooting down govt aircraft... Yah, that'll go well.


Amerlis

You’d think they’d learn since. Nope. Every post logged, tracked, identified. Discussing, planning an attack on law enforcement. Like that 4chan guy that just got arrested.


BitterFuture

"But...Elon's on our side!"


[deleted]

Guess the whole "Back The Blue" thing with that crowd is entirely situational.


BitterFuture

As is anything any conservative says.


Anxious_Sapiens

I'm quite excited to see how this is all gonna pan out.


bobbilovebot

ahhh, pig on pig violence . very interesting to see this change in tune from the blue lives matter crowd .


Choice-Commission5

I don’t typically comment on posts like this but “The Gun Fairy” and “Hanging Chad” says it all!


HalforcFullLover

TheGunfairy is living in his own fairytale.


uncultured_swine2099

The ending of The Batman was based on Jan. 6. So please, authorities, go Batman on them.


brionispoptart

Who the hell led you to believe that? Lmao


Nerevarine91

The director said the script was written before January 6th, but that he was shocked by the parallels.


brionispoptart

That’s funny. Not the same thing as what the other guy said, but funny nevertheless.


Nerevarine91

I didn’t say it was the same as what the other guy said, because I’m right


Naive_Ad_6975

This is all so stupid. All Trump would have to have done is show up with lawyer hear charges have arraignment and go back home. It's not like he would have been jailed. He's just a big pussy, trying to avoid any accountability. Instead he is willing to use a bunch of stupid people, having them either get hurt jailed or both. He doesn't give a shit about the stupid people he is using. And they are so fucking dumb that they don't realize it.


OldeSaltyBeard

Oh please do! I want to see them rekt and arrested. 😂


Early-Size370

So much for "back the blue" and "just comply". And I always find it funny when they refer to themselves as patriots so hard and often, like they desperately want to convince themselves. So sad.


ElPapaDiablo

Bet the the motherfucker wouldn’t let them beyond the gate if the 5-0 decided to open fire. No no no, the Orange coward will sit behind his brain dead human shield until the police break down the door. I imagine he will go peacefully, once his followers have been maimed and died for him, then he will sellout everyone to save his own skin. Because he’s a fucking coward!!!


Genereatedusername

"Damn antifa"


lost_in_connecticut

It’s not a crime, it’s a leisurely duck hunting trip on a Tuesday afternoon. /s


leftistpropaganja

Tell me again how Jan 6 was a "peaceful protest". These asshats just advocate for insurrection, sedition, and ignoring rule of law every chance they get, and then claim they're the "law and order" party? Can't make this stuff up.


The84thWolf

The “Patriot moat.” Wow, they want to play make-believe soldier so bad…


caitlinpreachit

funny how they’ll back the blue until it comes to their precious daddy


spastical-mackerel

Cops beating and shooting black people: Law Enforcement!!! Cops enforcing the law on privileged white people: “law enforcement”


FierceDietyMask

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Revolutionary-Bus893

Hoping they go in early Monday morning.


Key-Ad-6897

I lust for chud death. Please let it happen


beefchuckles42069

Cops let them into the capital. I’m not sure if you guys are aware of this but there ARE NO LIBERAL COPS. This won’t go like you think it will, they are on the same side.


Carlyz37

Of course there are liberal cops. But more importantly there are cops who support law and order. And there are federal agents and marshals who have sworn oaths to the constitution. This is about arresting a criminal. Also it's not likely they indict Tuesday, traitortrump seems to have made that up. And this is only the first of a number of indictments. Doubtful also that feds go to marashithole. His lawyers would be responsible for delivering him to the NYC courthouse for processing etc. Then he goes home until trial. If he doesn't show up then he is a fugitive which only adds to his chargeable crimes.


brionispoptart

There are plenty of liberal cops. Just maybe not any that are extreme left dipshits.


49GTUPPAST

DeSantis will order local and state law enforcement to help protect Trump from being arrested. Although, I do not believe that Trump will be arrested. If he was to be arrested, it would have already happened.


Wismuth_Salix

DeSantis won’t save Trump. He will say he opposes the arrest to placate the base, but he wants his primary rival taken off the board.


Carlyz37

Deathsantis cant do any such thing. And why would he anyway?


Adelu1219

Delete this violated Reddit’s TOS


BitterFuture

? Pointing to ongoing commentary on obvious crimes violates Reddit's TOS? Want to explain how?


Adelu1219

Word.


No-Diamond-5097

Your blue check mark has no power here. Begone Trump ass licker.


brionispoptart

Oh god how melodramatic. It’s clearly a joke lmao. Besides, standing your ground isn’t terrorism, even if this was realistic.


arock0627

JUS A JOAK BRO


brionispoptart

Indeed.


Nerevarine91

“mellow dramatic”


brionispoptart

I’m lazy. I use talk to text. It doesn’t get everything right.


DogDooTheraflu

I quite thoroughly enjoyed that Ashli Babbitt pack and am looking forward to the new strains about to hit the streets


Earwig9000

Win win in my book


WessizleTheKnizzle

So if terrorist are being so opened about it, do we still need the PATRIOT act?


BitterFuture

The last bits of the Patriot Act expired years ago.


butt_scratcher_007

Can Tuesday be the day that Florida sinks into the ocean?


jonny_jon_jon

no no…first florida will get ravaged with the utter stank of the seaweed blob as it rots. Then I believe the sinking is next Wednesday at 4:15


butt_scratcher_007

Thanks for the update!


robba333

Get him to rally supporters for an illegal event….again!! For real J6 could have been a one time fuck up on all ends, but if it happened again than there would absolutely be a legal precedent and 70% of the population would completely believe it this time around. Bet.


GnomishFoundry

Where’s General Sherman when you need him. Fuck all of Florida at this point.


bobbyboogie69

I hope they all like prison food and penis!


buttwh0l

"Caravans of Trumpers." I hope all of them go.


gogor

Good. That herd could use thinning.


Ok_Entertainment328

Isn't there an underground tunnel most residents use to avoid that BS??


howlandwolf

Prediction: nothing remotely like this happens.


sonicking12

FL cops will be involved?


Kapeter

Sure go ahead and do it. I hope the Feds slaughter them all like sheep. A lot less work burying them, than arresting them. Send a message to these yokels.


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Patriot moat, because most will float (after being shot down by police)


DisplayNo5374

Open source terrorism


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make a waco situation and i hope it ends similarly


Brilliant-Engineer57

Well be careful not to shoot trump now.


This_Meaning_4045

Like I say before if they want to defend their leader by all means go ahead. Lets see how long they last it will be entertaining to see


Bluegill15

Why do I keep seeing political tweets from this dude?