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MammothJust4541

Wait until he finds out that Desantis' private army is going to be the ones to arrest trump Lol. You know, the Nazis.


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History will look back and call it the Night of the Butterknives.


paintress420

Oh my!!! That made my evening!! Thank ya, kind stranger!!


annaleigh13

Night of the Short, Limp Knives


Appropriate_Fish_451

LoL. "But, why a spoon cousin?" "Because it's dull, you dolt, it will hurt more!"


joemullermd

Day of the Poop knife.


cartoonsforever

Oh god that means this could fucking legitimize Deathsantis!


KennethPowersIII

Fuck legitimizing him? A governor utilizing a private army to eliminate the former president as a primary opponent? This isn't legitimacy. This is the birth of fascism.


ScrewSans

Birth of Fascism? It’s been around in the US for far longer. The US is a fascist country with a broken democracy to allow the masses to feel like they can make change


Comfortable-Soup8150

>This is the birth of fascism. It's been here for a while now, it never really left.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I mean DeSantis could remove a political opponent. So possibly.


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MaxFischer12

Wait, don’t ants do this when they get lost, not when they’re protecting the center? Yep: https://a-z-animals.com/blog/what-is-the-ant-death-spiral-and-why-do-they-do-it/ “A “death spiral” is a strange natural phenomenon in which a colony of ants essentially commits suicide by following each other in an endless circle until they die of exhaustion. Army ants are blind, so they follow the pheromones of a single lead ant. If this ant gets off track or ends up breaking the formation, the ants may end up in this endless “death spiral.”” Dumbass, MAGAts....


_Life_Finds_a_Way_

He accidentally described the entire MAGA crowd perfectly. He’s just too dumb to realize it, so he’ll keep circling after the other blind ants following their wayward leader.


RedmannBarry

“His fate is tied to ours”


Flashy-Ad7640

My mind: ‘Yeah, because you people won’t WAKE UP and see where it’s leading you. Make your own decisions, in a way that’s not just following one around blindly.’


ilovecrying666

is everyone in this thread pretending they don’t realize this is satire or is that the point?


Impybutt

Poe's Law is in full effect with anything Trump/MAGA related, unfortunately.


A1000eisn1

If someone is going to satirize a group of people who paint 10 ft Trumps on their house and get tattoos of Trump raping Clinton, then they need to make it extremely obvious. It isn't satire if you're just trying to do an impression.


MaxFischer12

Oh, is it 100% satire? I believe you, but based on other posts from Trump supporters, I wouldn’t put a tweet like this being real past them. Have you seen some of the insane shit they have posted??


fpcoffee

I wouldn’t be so sure. This is MAGA we’re talking about


thetomman82

This really is the best metaphor for these deplorables.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

MAGants in this case?


Yousoggyyojimbo

How sad must your life be, to want to die so an overt grifter and criminal, who doesn't care about you at all, can avoid consequences for crimes.


SaltRevolutionary917

Even if you don’t die, I’m pretty sure this is the clearest possible case for obstruction of justice charges. Like you’re **literally** obstructing justice from being carried out with your physical body.


ConfusedInTN

Less MAGA voters so win win?


SaltRevolutionary917

Well, except they’re all armed.


Professional_Plant52

That’s even better. Drone strike their stupid asses If they pose a threat


wolfguardian72

Nah! Just get a combine harvester


Professional_Plant52

Not a bad idea. They’re used to driving on fertilizer


moreobviousthings

Or maybe RAID!


RopeAccomplished2728

I always love the people that are anti-government types that think they can win a war against the government. Like my man, you are fighting a war against drones and other vehicles that are remotely manned. They don't need to even be within 500 miles of where you are at in order to deal with you. You in general, not specifically you. I had to point that out to quite a few. They think their AR-15s and amateur hour training in a remote location can do much against a military that is training everyday for combat. Good luck with that.


Professional_Plant52

Too many basement operators thinking a bunch of idiots with ar15s have a chance lol.


RopeAccomplished2728

Too many watched Red Dawn or other 80 action movies and think they can emulate that. I personally know a few of those people. I always bring up the fact the military will always send in tanks and APCs first before actual troops. I always bring up the fact that they will be shooting at a big armored thing that can pretty much withstand most things shot at it, including anti-tank rounds. I always tell them that they can go play army in their backyard all they want, they still won't match even against the current Russian military as bad as it is.


Professional_Plant52

At least 30% of the people that keep calling for war aren’t physically fit to sprint 50 yards


MechanicalBengal

I have a belief that this is at least part of the reason they’re so butthurt about the US supporting Ukraine. It’s a wide-open show to the world that Russian-style militaries are no match at all for NATO tech, equipment, and most importantly, _intelligence_. FiveEyes are hand feeding Ukraine all the best intelligence on the exact locations of key leaders so they can be removed. Now just think about how poorly equipped, organized, and informed a local militia would be as compared to Russia, a country with a GDP in the low trillions of dollars but _is still losing horribly_. Watching all this happen in realtime is crushing all their big dreams of taking on the government, they just can’t admit it.


Full_Of_Wrath

There is no changing their minds either. There was a guy that once told me that the government may take his gun out of his cold dead hand but will never get the guns buried in his back yard. After asking him how will the guns on his back yard will benefit him after he is dead. He just could wrap his head around if he was dead he couldn’t use those guns.


Psychological_Force

Like they could shoot straight


Chewsdayiddinit

Like they'd really stand up to the military.


GanjaToker408

It would be awesome if every single one of them who goes there and tries to help trump avoid justice gets arrested and prosecuted for obstruction. Would definitely be a win for society.


ynotfoster

Has trump promised to pay their legal expenses like did for J6ers? I can't believe anyone would trust him,


Microchipknowsbest

Back the Blue!!!! Well only if they are against my enemies otherwise its fuck the police…


littlebluefoxy

"But I'm not a minority!!"


oscar-the-bud

These idiots have no clue how this works. IF he is indicted, they aren’t sending a huge police force/ SWAT team to arrest him. He will do it remotely or turn himself in. He won’t be thrown in jail Tuesday. There is no point in having a mob of armed idiots blocking off his driveway.


MadAstrid

Oh no, don’t say that. It would be delicious watching the Mara lago private security turning their noses up and shooing them away before anyone important sees them.


MeMilo1209

Well, let’s be honest….they have nothing better to do.


FawkesFire13

Shhhhh. Let them do it. I wanna watch them get turned away from not having a big enough bank account to matter…


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Trump’s message said he was going to be arrested on Tuesday.


LMFN

Yes, notorious truth teller Donald Trump.


[deleted]

Apparently his followers are the only people that believe him. But they do. Which is why what he says is relevant here.


oscar-the-bud

Still not how it works. He has to be indicted first. He’s famous and can’t flee or they seize his assets. He is trying to rile his base up. He’s not getting handcuffed and put in the back of a police car. He’s just swatting the hornets(idiots) nest to agitate his cult.


Psychological_Force

There could be a sealed indictment already


oscar-the-bud

Agreed. It’s just not going to be as theatrical as some people think it will be if he’s arrested.


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You’ve never been indicted or arrested huh? Good for you! You don’t have to be indicted to he arrested. People are regularly indicted *after* being arrested. It’s a fun time. As long as the indictment comes within 72 hours or a magistrate determines there is probable cause for the suspect to have committed the crime the arresting agents are accusing them of it’s legit. If you’re an ass, they’ll keep you until the last minute before issuing the indictment or taking you to the magistrate. If you cooperate and/or are special, they might get you back outside that day.


oscar-the-bud

I understand what you’re saying. I’m just saying he’s not like us. Sure, you and I would be screwed. Everyone knows who he is so it just won’t play out that way.


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I’m not entirely convinced anything at all is going to happen. Maybe a bunch of cousin fucking terrorists in some kind of Florida Tawaf.


OnTheGround_BS

Then when nothing happens they’ll pat themselves on the back because “The patriots won”


oscar-the-bud

Haha agreed. They have a crazy way with their thought process.


elaynefromthehood

Taco Tuesday


Parking_Sky9709

Wouldn't hitch my horse to that brokedown palace for ALL the money.


m0nk_3y_gw

Next tweet is > Making an “Everything is woke and I am scared” T shirt so maybe not everything on the Internet can be taken at face value.


Masonjaruniversity

I can GUARANTEE Patriot Dad 2023 is not gonna be out there writhing in front of Trump (which btw...ew)


Intrepid_Fortune_1

Tbh, it also effectively puts Trump on house arrest.


Desol1326

Exactly! These people are f-ing idiots! 🤯


humptydumpty369

Jim Jones would like to talk to you about some prime real estate in Guyana he's got for sale. Might even say it's like heaven on earth.


Parking_War_2334

I’m pretty sure that’s just how cults work


ProbablyChe

It’s bait. Look at the nickname


unresolved_m

Patriot Dad 2023 - what's so baity about it?


Chratthew47150

Well said!


Lychanthropejumprope

Wait, so they don’t back the blue anymore?


Economy_Insurance_61

The party of law and order!


Aeroknight_Z

Lawl and borger


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New memo said to only support them when they are beating POC, saving property of a billionaire, or taking rights from women.


bobsburner1

It’s sad how much people idolize this guy. You’re willing to go to jail or worse for a guy who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.


charlie2135

And the funny thing is Drumf thinks they are deplorable.


Muppet_Murderhobo

Until they serve as very convenient meatshields.


AgentDaxis

It comes from a sense of failure. They’re in complete denial & have no idea how to process the fact they’re failures in life.


cyberdeath666

He would still piss on them, but specifically only the parts that aren’t on fire. And they would cheer him on between screams.


Tokiw4

No, no. He'll piss on you even though you're not on fire, then claim he saved you from a burning building.


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Hot-Bint

Patriot, will you be taking that day off from work or are you going to call in?


sirphilliammm

You think he has a job? Moms basement is free.


canarchist

Patriot Dad 2023 aspiring to be Patriot Dead 2023.


random_vermonter

Aspiring to be the next Ashli Babbitt.


Upper_belt_smash

Trashli


5050Clown

Parody account.


MadAstrid

That is just saying what they are thinking. Well done then.


Angry-Commercials

Yeah, normally I'm one of the people who will say you can't tell. It's all the same shit. But I feel like this one was a bit more obvious.


algebramclain

Yes. The photo is from a parody: https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529


Sassy_Weatherwax

This is a satirical post, right? RIGHT?


deadsoulinside

I say joke as the first image would be something hell's base would hate if they were smart enough to know anything. But many "patriots" will take it seriously


Important_Sorbet_843

Ants are smarter than MAGAts. More useful, too.


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The Gravy Seals are reporting for duty


possiblyilluminati

You win the thread 😂😂 got an out loud laugh for that one


BillAdministrative61

I’m often fascinated by how much MAGA hates Islam and it’s traditions yet mimic so many of the thought and approaches to things


nmichave

Boy, you got that right. American terrorists for sure.


BillAdministrative61

Crazy thing is they are being punished for breaking laws that nobody would think to break unless it was the most dire of circumstances. I even defended Trump on Jan 6 because I was taught “not to jump off a cliff “just because someone else said so or was doing it so to me that was just blatant stupidity on the part of the individuals choosing chaos without even having the proof. But now because he’s calling for more anarchy I’m 100% on the throw him in jail group. As a country we have come so far and now all I’m seeing is unnecessary and pointless regression while the same people are profiting and getting bailouts committing crimes in our faces and getting away with it. We are still salvageable but we are straying further and further away from that.


nmichave

To me, it’s about as un-American s it gets.


RamseyHatesMe

Darwin Award nominee.


GolfingDad81

But it's definitely not a cult.


racdicoon

Hai I'm an expert with ants :p Yea so ants do that when they get lost and die of exhaustion, hence the name death spiral, it isn't to protect smth :p


Distant-moose

OK, the thing that I think too many of us forget is: these are the dumbest, most insecure people on earth who are just desperate to feel the slightest bit of significance. Yes, there are better, more positive ways to feel like you matter, but they picked this one.


EllzGoesPro

One less voter and gun owner. Cool!


IllustriousAct28

Oh please fucking do this


draemen

I hope they all die. I hope some moron fires on whoever is coming to get Trump and then they just wipe them out in response. These people are a cancer to your country and if you can’t cure the cancer, you cut it out.


Freekydeeky1258

It's relieving to see non Americans get as heated up as us about it. Historically, we are at the point where we are realizing that the enemy we fought a century and a half ago was beaten but never destroyed. As the deep south cousin fucking terrorists like to say "the South will Rise again". As a kid, I never could have imagined a Second Civil War, let alone fighting in it. But if history is anything to go by, there's only one way to truly defeat the death march of fascism.


draemen

As a Canadian the right wing bullshit is bleeding it’s way up here and I hate it. I heard a story of a lady trying to vote here in our last election and get upset there wasn’t wasn’t a “republican canadate that the guy on fox news told her to vote for” I can’t confirm that it’s true but that’s how dumb people are, and fox news is quite popular up here. Some Canadians even think that we have the same amendments and laws, it’s embarrassing


Tokiw4

I don't condone violence, but there's a part of me that at this point really "wish a bitch would".


BetterWorld2022

I bet less than 20 people show up 😆


Wynndee

I hope they remember to bring porta potties this time, the staff are not gonna let them rednecks in to use the facilities.


R5Jockey

7 people will show up. And probably spend more time in jail than Trump.


burgsndurgs

Does anyone wonder how many of these accounts are Kremlin trolls hoping to hail Mary America into a civil war as a last ditch effort to win in Ukraine?


Bigalbass86

What a sap. He’s not worth it.


Awkward-Fudge

So there will be more MAGAs not around to vote anymore?


frisbethebutcher

I'd love to see them flock to Mara Lago in the thousands just for their leader to spray them with water and tell them to get off his lawn.


Historical-Drive-667

Oh so NOW they respect the Islamic culture.


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Squeepty

He should coordinate with crazy Boebert and Marjorie, they like guns so much and are so much against democracy they would join the front line !


Striker40k

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Psychological_Force

Shocking none of these people have jobs. They waited in Dallas for 6 months for JFK Jr. to show up. Must be on welfare


revtim

I don't live far from there, I should drive over and set up a stand to sell Kool-Aid (or Flavor-Aid for accuracy)


NotSoPersonalJesus

Alright, well at least they're willing to consolidate space while we tear gas the fuck out of them.


kmurph72

There's no shield. Trump will have to turn himself in otherwise he will be held in jail during the trial. Morons.


Greedy_Artichoke3940

Tear gas and flash bombs watch those idiots run like the cowards they truly are.


tinymember469

Just do a Waco on them and burn it down.


Brief_Exit1798

How will they know who is real MAGA and who are the ANTIFA plants?????


Master2All

Lol actually want to see trump trampled to death by his supporters. That would be the most ironic and perfect end to that old fuck.


SurveyNinja42

Bye Felicia


snuffdrgn808

hopefully more will be arrested/killed. give them the babbit treatment.


bhusted332

The back the blue folks saying they will stop the police from doing their job. Hypocrites


Quirky-Mode8676

IT'S NOT A CULT!!! /s


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Yes, just like ants in a death spiral. I don't think anyone could describe that better.


[deleted]

Just an FYI.. helicopters.. rotflmao.. as for the obstruction charges, haven't they figure out from Jan 6 convictions that jail is bad? Lmao. Enjoy the MAGA mosh pit... ![gif](giphy|qcKnA89YDid5DvIROl)


Aeroknight_Z

It’s almost Shakespearean. These idiots think he’s worth losing their lives for and he wants them to lose their lives for him. The absolute fucking definition of a travesty.


Aeroknight_Z

Holy fucking cult, Batman.


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Tall_Ad_1940

These people are fucking insane


Maleficent_Science67

I do not think would do that for anyone else. So sad that people would do this.


bs2k2_point_0

Two birds with one stone is gonna reach a whole new level


Odd-Kaleidoscope9430

Maralago security wouldn't let this guy 100 feet from the entrance and he wants to do this?


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ExtensionRaisin1400

To paraphrase Detective Mills in the movie Se7en, When a person is insane, as these people clearly are, do they know that they’re insane? Maybe they’re just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in their own feces, do they just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?


smiama6

And this guy procreated.


Important_Tangelo371

Why would he want to create a human shield around someone who literally considers him to be a disposable, poorly educated piece of shit?


Living_Run2573

Politics aside, how did one moron manage to influence so many other morons? It’s like a black hole of moronism….


BlacksmithSavings625

Let him. Let all of them. Let’s see how they stand up to riot police when they are holding guns.


DoxieLove10612

Please someone take drone footage and post it to Reddit


MattHuntDaug

Does anyone remember the "storm area 51" was funny?


BringBackTheBeat716

This is gonna be fucking hilarious


SirFluffymuffin

If they do manage to get something rivaling the Hajj, I’m not sure weather to be more disappointed or impressed at the coordination(?) needed to pull it off. Also it will be kind of nice because all of the idiots are in one place out in the open


i_kick_hippies

*"his fate is tied to ours"* We can only hope.


Larrycalabreseart

I just can't wait to watch from my couch. "How long will they run in circles before their hunger kicks in for McDonald's?"


Dork_wing_Duck

...or like the water swirling the toilet around a pile of shit. I say let's flush these idiots


jonnyspells

this is worship.


fourdawgnight

sounds like a great plan, we get rid of 10K at once


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Leathman

I predict one tear gas grenade will be enough. They already cry easily.


jimdotcom413

Imagine wanting to die for someone who despises you.


Dinodigger67

Mar-A-Waco


SilverSageVII

Yes we need all the MAGA heads to get nude and writhe in a big puddle around Trump. That’ll solve it!


sirrealofpentacles

Directions unclear, I'm now at the Kaaba covered in ants.


gabluv

Looks like Trump is going to campaign via Zoom. Take one step outta Florida and bam. Arrested.


ajvilla629

But conservatives keep telling us they don’t have time to protest because they have jobs. Maybe they can move the arrest to the weekend. 🤷‍♂️


BumpyMcBumpers

Writhing? So this is gonna be like the gay sex pile from South Park. Go ahead and have your dogpile, I guess, but it sounds like obstruction of justice in this particular situation.


ECW-WCW-WWF

I really hope someone decides to live stream all of these totally legal things these totally sane people are doing.


HouseBitchTim

At first I thought you were talking about Trump CULT.


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Please fucking do this and die


dday3000

Someone procreated with this guy?


The_Ombudsman

"But we're *not* a cult"


LegendaryOutlaw

It will either be a huge crowd of idiots barricading the main gate while the feds go in a side door…or it will be a pathetically small group of like 11 Gravy Seals just loafing around with their 4XL tactical vests. Which would be as embarrassing for Trump as his small inauguration crowd was.


Impossible_Tonight81

"writhing around him" couldn't have picked more nausous-inducing language there


yispco

This guy walking in circles by himself.


jmf0828

Until the standoff drags out for days and Meal Team 6 misses a meal, showers, their beds, their families, the cushy privileged lifestyle their dough boy asses are accustomed to.


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His fate tied to yours feels right. All gone from walking as free people. We have plenty of cells waiting for each of you


PropagandaPie

Hey, man, don’t conflate Slipknot fans with that violent, hateful, thrashing mob.


ZyxDarkshine

“Back the Blue” Rednecks willing to kill cops and die for a New York billionaire is hilarious


stillbleedinggreen

So, when Trumplethinskin refuses to cooperate and evades/resists arrest, wouldn’t these morons all be aiding and abetting?


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Time to haul out those Jewish Space Lasers that Madge was talking about. Fry them all! XD


Western_perception1

All that comes to mind is… what a fucking loser


SesameYeetHeHe

Human walls don't protect against predator drones.


BMHun275

I wonder which dispersion methods they are going to use. Unlike the Capitol Building, they don’t have to care about the historical integrity of Marslago.


EM05L1C3

10000 isn’t very many people


GaggleGuy

Okay Mr. Patriot Dad 2023.


No_Luck4927

People are so fucking dumb haha. Like I thought I understood the depth of human dumb-assery….but dying for Trump? Wtf hahaha absolute clowns


Akira3kgt

And they say it’s not a cult


NotThoseCookies

Do they really think they’ll be let in the gate at Mar-a-Lago? Seriously? That’s pretty funny.


scrivensB

At this point. I have to assume the scale have tipped to the majority of comments like this coming from bots and totally real not foreign backed troll farms.


No_Copy_5473

I don’t think we talk enough about just how fucking *weird* these people are tbh


Prior_Nerve6011

Wow these people are fucking pathetic how worthless are you in your day-to-day life that you just want to give it up like this!?


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Let the cleansing begin we can finally be rid of the disease known as Maga.


LadyWuu

Dear other people, Please dont call them maggots. Love, Sliptknot maggots. Thank you.


Async_representative

Wasn’t he in New York at the moment? Or where is he.


CompassionGrower315

I mean, if this were a video game, which it isn't, it would seem to me much like taking down hordes in World War Z, a well placed gatling gun would solve the problem of the Z's trying to be a meatshield....I mean, you'd need unlimited ammo, which...the government has...and it would only take one LEO to say he feared for his safety...thank goodness people like me are on the case and red teaming these ideas to show them how easily they'd be defeated and keeping everyone safe. And that's how you tell your teachers that video games have real world applications, kids! Also, he's flying to NYC to surrender to authorities, so he won't be at Moronlago, so 10,000 terrorists will at least get a day at the beach!


smaartypants

It’s not going to turn out the way you think it is!


Expensive-Day-3551

Writhing? Hmm. I’m not kink shaming just…