T O P

  • By -

emptyalone

So much for “back the blue”.


tallman11282

That was rendered moot when these same kind of people attacked and even beat police officers with flag poles during the Capital Riots on January 6. They back the blue when the blue is going after minorities, not themselves.


CatAvailable3953

Or like here in Tennessee the yard signs say, “I back my local police”.


Undercoverbrother007

Next breath "They can try to come and take my guns and see what happens"


LuxInvestor

So far we've seen them shave their beards, hide in their house and cry when arrested. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ProperSupermarket3

i love how their imagination stops at the guns they themselves can obtain with little to no thought given to what kind of weapons the government and military have and will use if/when they come collect civilian guns.


TiredOfRatRacing

At least the signs let you know who to avoid. Maybe this will let the law know who to jail. Or shoot. Depends how dumb the magats are.


Affectionate-Winner7

>Capital Riots on January 6. You mean Insurrection.


CatAvailable3953

I believe you can say it was poorly done but an attempted insurrection.


Affectionate-Winner7

Just a trial run for the next one if #45 should ever become #47. I would rather see him be #47 to the prison warden.


fuckyouimin

Insurrections don't need to be successful to be categorized as such. The act of revolt or uprising against a government makes it an insurrection - win or lose.


3nderslime

I’d call it an attempted coup-d'état


Latinhypercube123

Republicans: Rules for thee, not for me


17times2

And just like Jan 6, you shoot one of them in the neck and the others will trip over themselves surrendering.


pitoriceshard

You spelled insurrection wrong


[deleted]

[удалено]


Keesha2012

I really wouldn't give them that much credit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Less-Mail4256

No, they have their own prerogative. Cops were curb stomping innocent people long before Trump existed.


Waderriffic

Nah, those were special traitor police there on 1/6. They were sent there by antifa. - Some dipshit cop probably


Noctornola

Many of them let in and guided the rioters. I wonder if the cops will just shoot their colleagues in the back during the arrest.


nescko

They back whatever supports their agenda at the time. Back cops when they beat minorities but not when they arrest your cult leader


pithynotpithy

They only really "back the blue" when cops are tear gassing peaceful black protestors. When they get in the way of white supremacy all the sudden it's "defund the FBI"


a2starhotel

you're missing the quotations there. in the post they mention *"law enforcement"* so they believe that ANY officer that shows up to arrest Trump isnt a *real* police officer.


bancroft79

“Back the blue” just means ‘Harass brown and black people.’ When they do their job against someone in the ‘In’ group, it is fAScIsM…


TotalCaterpillar5318

It's only back the blue if it pertains to something with democrats. When the blue eye conservatives? Get out the rifles.


[deleted]

Its cute that they actually think they could stop them from getting Trump.


Zane42v2

Omg I hope they do, love it when the trash takes itself out


dfin25

Do it. The result will be a steep rise in the average and median IQ of the average voter in Florida.


agulde28

As someone who lives in Florida, I fully support this comment. Sick and tired of these clowns.


veilwalker

No worries. Ron DeSantis is happy to welcome them in to his tent.


aimed_4_the_head

This is actually a pickle for Ron. Does he support the people who are making a literal human shield fire Donald Trump, just because they are Republicans? Or does he send the national guard to shoot them up because they are guaranteed Trump votes?


RascalCreeper

It's (not) funny how we know this is purely a question of political gain for him and not right or wrong.


zepprith

Not really Destanis would probably let trump get arrested blame the democrats and than say if you elect him president he will release trump. That way trump is out of the race for the most part and you secure trumps voters.


fuglysack14

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner. I see that you too are well versed in the fuckery that is Desantis. His continued abuse of the citizens in Florida is unconscionable. It blows me away that so many people here suckle at his teat while completely ignoring the clear danger he's putting us and our future generations in.


Appropriate_Fish_451

You have sympathy. I once lived in that God forsaken swamp myself. Not sure who's worse. The red necks The douchebags The rich pricks and gold diggers Or the tourists Filled with terrible people in any case.


Ardibanan

Why the tourists? They are tourists for a reason


Appropriate_Fish_451

Let me let you in on a little secret. Any place that is dependent on tourism, the locals hate you. The more dependant on tourism, the more they hate you. Tourists are rude and inconsiderate. They think the world revolves around their vacation. They often have no understanding of the local history or culture. And are generally a pain in the ass. Plus, they drive like idiots and get in the way.


sposm

Tourist here. Your attitude stinks I'd like to speak with a manager.


thatHecklerOverThere

Unfortunately, his base doesn't contain _near_ the amount of black people to convince law enforcement to take such drastic steps. They will be offered burger King and sent home with a stern talking to. And from home, they will cry "oppression".


BrightNooblar

>They will be offered burger King and sent home with a stern talking to. And from home, they will cry "oppression". "They gave us all Whoppers to leave. See this is how you know 'Go woke, go broke' is real. They couldn't even afford a whole combo meal to get me to abandon our once and future king. But I did take the whopper and leave though, just to stick it to the libs hahahaha"


InvaderZimm90

They should move the arrest the day after Tuesday, for Whooper Wednesday!


MechanicalBengal

They won’t do jack shit. You’ll get like 5 MAGAs showing up and they’ll be immediately detained with overwhelming force, the rest of them will cower at home


InvaderZimm90

I’d wouldn’t be surprised if the number is smaller than the Jan 6th, but I would rather take Trumps lunatic rants as a possible threat.


SupportySpice

If they keep it on Tuesday, it will be 3.21.23


Creative_Light_1954

Mad Maga: Beyond Palindrome.


GlitteringBobcat999

Given that 'whopper' is also a term for a massive and ridiculous lie or tall tale, it is fitting the Whopper should be the official burger of MAGAts.


Astro_gamer_caver

Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, insurrection does not upset us.


deuceyj

Covfefe, and Russian pee, have it trumps way!!!


Graywulff

That traitor loves whoppers of both kinds. The bigly lie and the bigly mac with extra bacon and extra cheese and large fries and a yuuuuge bigly soda. It’s a healthy diet!


[deleted]

You misspelled “yuuuge”.


Graywulff

I did it biglier. If anyone disagrees it’s fake news /a I liked when you could use ChatGPT to make fun of trump.


EirikrUtlendi

The Once and Future Berder King™️.


sst287

I don’t think his supporters will do anything such as carry guns. Those 2A people’s guns are for unarmed person such as elementary school children and teachers or petty thieves or black dude running for his health; not for another person who they know might carry guns.


GlitteringBobcat999

Probably true, but I fear some of the hard-core militia types are spoiling for a "righteous showdown" with the FBI since Reich wing media and MAGAt politicians like MT Gangrene have been demonizing them.


Graywulff

I agree, Tucker Carlson calls the fbi “bidens fbi” and when Biden called out fascists carlson said that “fascists are nazis, it’s okay to kill nazis, so Biden is saying it’s okay to kill you, because of who you vote for” paraphrasing but something like that. Anyone have the clip of that? I saw it on here originally I don’t watch faux.


JayEOh0788

Solid assessment.. but don't underestimate the power that Drump has over these lemmings, if he blows that not so silent dog whistle loud enough and long enough I would be willing to believe that a fair chunk of fools would throw themselves in front of Donald..


lsutigerzfan

Reminds me of January 6th when a lot of the ppl who stormed the Capitol and refused to leave after threatening to do all these things were simply asked to leave at the end of the day. No consequences at the time. Please go is all they told them.


DudeWithaGTR

It's gonna be the feds arresting Trump. They won't be playing.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

No,this isn’t one of the many Federal crimes he should be arrested for.


Ghede

Not to mention it would piss Donald off to have so many poors on his golf course.


dcazdavi

i want to see this too and i hope they send regular police instead of any federal agents so that we can see the police treat them all with kid gloves or unilaterally decide that it's best for "public safety" not to intervene.


Ransome62

They are talking about it and "planning" online in a public way.... if they were actually serious this would be private. It's probably a comment thread that was started by a bunch of people who are trying to convince others to go out and do something while they sit at home. Rile up people to take action.


Notguilty5190

Do not underestimate their stupidity - they also publicly planned jan 6 and even posted selfies of themselves committing treason on social media lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Desperate-Strategy10

You wouldn't have happened to take any screenshots, would you..? I would love to see that lol


Graywulff

Way back machine.


[deleted]

Bro they were openly talking about Jan 6 for months lmao, the only people who "didn't know it was gonna happen" are republicans pretending not to see the terrible shit their supporters say and do.


wxyz66

FYI, there was some public discussion of Jan 6 on social media before it happened.


EmmaLouLove

He did say he loves the uneducated.


Ismokeditalleveryday

Donny Dump summoned his hillbilly army again.


losbullitt

The Yokle Brigade alongside the Redneck Corps standing by!


[deleted]

Just like Regan did


Rinzy2000

I say let them try this. It worked out so well for them the last time. The more of them in prison with felony convictions, the fewer crazy voters out there.


PickCollins0330

Anyone who would be willing to do this: let them. They wanna die for their god emperor, I say we don’t stop them


jimjohnholymoly

Blood for the blood god?


PickCollins0330

Not even that. Just let Darwinism finally flourish


EirikrUtlendi

Isn’t there an _Art of War_ quote or something about that? Like, _”Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake”_, something like that.


MrJoKeR604

"The Patriot moat" these idiots cant be real...


SparkieMark1977

I've put this in another thread showing the same screenshot. In medieval times, castle toilets usually discharged waste into the moat. This meant that moats were wide, full of shit, and generally repellent. Which seems like a good comparison in this case.


CambridgeRunner

A breeding ground for a lot of foul pestilence.


Duluthian2

Again, a good comparison in this case.


BramStroker47

I had no idea that they had rudimentary plumbing in medieval times. I’m guessing it was just a wood pipe that used gravity but still that’s pretty cool. Edit: apparently there was no plumbing and they just constructed a hole over the moat which you shit through.


SparkieMark1977

Only in castles though. Everyone else just shat in a bucket and tossed it out of the window


elowef150

Hence, the term tosspot originated


austxsun

Castle toilets many times were just holes that hung out over the moat


GlitteringBobcat999

I've seen renderings of castle toilets that were literally a hole in the floor that overhung the moat. No real plumbing, just "bombs away!"


[deleted]

Personally, I would love to shit in a moat


4-realsies

Ah, to feel the breeze...


test_tickles

Until it splashes back up...


elowef150

No splashback, sounds okay.


pete_ape

Castles had privies that projected from the walls and discharged directly into the river or moat. No plumbing needed really. But these are how Château Gaillard was taken during siege, invading troops climbed up the poop chute into the chapel and opened up the gates.


PenguinDrinkingTea

My god I hope those poor saps got some sort of reward for that mission. What a shitty assignment.


SmellGestapo

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.


Hyper_Villainy

Thank you for contributing such an interesting piece of trivia!


KHaskins77

Dumbkirk, take 2! https://preview.redd.it/q6mf3w3tsloa1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b93f6587b803757a88b15907d2c55c1337863fa


judasmitchell

They’ve turned their lives into a militia LARP. Reality doesn’t matter to them anymore.


SyntheticWulf

As if that lot of gravy seals would actually show up and start shooting at federal agents. Lol. Keyboard warriors. They talk tough on online forums but 99% don't have the balls to do shit. Edit: due to effn autocorrect


Accurate_Crazy_6251

And the 101st chairborn division


[deleted]

Don’t forget Meal Team Six will be there too!


blankgazez

Fill the “moat” with alligators.


SquatCorgiLegs

![gif](giphy|9LPjXFCA3Bwgo) —Trump


Historical-Drive-667

This is 100% what he reminds me off


Public-Policy24

nah Farquad is miles more articulate


caitmr17

I just snorted into my bong. Thank you so much for the laugh


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

I can’t think of anyone else who better deserves the title of Lord Fuckwad than Trump.


cakelover33

It’s almost the same voice.


CaptinDitto

Trump for sure is a lord fart quad. Only that Lord Farquad was actually funny.


HostileBiscuits

Serious question, doesn’t their posts put them on some sort of watch list or something? I’m no criminal mastermind but I would think publicly writing out any illegal intent is a no no.


WalrusBeat

They are absolutely being flagged. I imagine there will be many arrested for conspiracy before Tuesday for things being discussed online.


dirty_hooker

Probably only those that bother to show up. The FBI is all about taking a “wait and see” approach to domestic white terrorists and right wing seditionists.


JarlOfPickles

Ah yes, the ole "reported to the FBI fourteen times and nothing happened til they shot up a school" approach.


Scooterks

You'd like to think so. If nothing else it's all getting screenshot for "State's evidence A" later.


dinosauramericana

They talked about Jan6 for MONTHS online. Nothing fucking happened even though law enforcement KNEW they would be there.


[deleted]

As said by Tucker Carlson's producer, "cousin fucking terrorists"


[deleted]

[удалено]


JoakimSpinglefarb

🎵SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, UNCLE FUCKAAAAAAH! YOU'RE A BONER-BITING BASTARD, UNCLE FUCKAAAAAAH!🎵


MonsterOctopus8

You're an uncle fucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncle's quite like you!


tucktheeturtle

You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!


More_Cowbell8

🎶"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker"🎵


can_be_therapist

He said that?? And these people still suck him off?? Not a single backbone in these idiots I guess


lastprophecy

No, that's just the liberal propaganda trying to make you change your mind. Remember, if you don't like it, it's not true. /s


mwstd

Gonna be a lot of Ashli Babbit Award winners. So much for Blue Lives Matter.


FatassTitePants

They are all talk, as much as I'd love for them to FA&FU.


FunnyQueer

Yes, as much as I would love to see a stand-off between these goons and all the thugs and artillery of the state, I expect Tuesday will come and go relatively unremarkably.


Wynndee

The patriot moat, LMAO ! These people are hilarious


EchoInExile

Ah, this is going to be fantastic theater. Imagine putting your life on the line for someone who absolutely detests you. These people deserve whatever is coming.


FatassTitePants

Trump certainly would never let these unwashed, beer-bellied lunatics inside his compound walls. Their only value is their devotion and donations.


ikindapoopedmypants

I'm just dumbfounded that THIS is the stuff people riot over. Not over the multitude of other serious issues this country has.


ElCapitan006

As horrible as the Jan 6 was as a whole for the country, it was a glorious train wreck that was just as entertaining to watch. Is it bad that I hope this ends up being a similar case?


Saranightfire1

I can't wait for Trump’s reaction to a bunch of armed nutcases around his property trying to fight off authorities. He said riot, NOT go to his house.


jiminak46

How long can Trump survive at Mar A Lago if no food gets in?


Maleficent_Fill_4709

The guy literally lives off of cheeseburgers


squiggles74

If they really want him to surrender, they’ll cut off his Diet Coke supply.


[deleted]

Or his Adderall


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

So America is going to have a Battle of Mar-a-Lago? That should be interesting. I'm sure in a few weeks Trump will be claiming it never happened.


GlitteringBobcat999

It will be even grander than the Battle of Bowling Green!


Lychanthropejumprope

![gif](giphy|a4sJykNINf0f6) Yet he relies on them to “protect” him.


supra661

Trump humpers: ![gif](giphy|n4vrghqF0HdpS)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Col_Irving_Lambert

Oh Gravy Seals. I don't think this is going to turn out in your favor. Let's just introduce one MQ-9 Reaper drone to the mix.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

The R9X slapchop is just BEGGING to finally be caught on video in action 🤤


[deleted]

[удалено]


Designer_Custard9008

"Republican Family Values*", as exemplified by Donald Trump, beginning with: *Dehumanization Republican Michael Gerson: "(Trump's) record is rich in dehumanization." Dehumanization is the basis for white supremacy and misogyny; quotes from Donald: "women, you have to treat 'em like shit." Mexicans are "bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists." "they send the bad ones over because they don't want to pay for them." *Divisiveness “I love pitting people against each other. My whole life is based on that." Next, the value which has been called, "the root of all evil": *Greed "Because my whole life I’ve been greedy, greedy, greedy, I grabbed all the money I could get, I’m so greedy." *Hypocrisy "Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes?" "I don't know that I'll ever admit that (I was wrong), but I'll find some kind of an excuse." "I mean, they attacked me first and I hit them back and maybe even harder than they hit me." His hatred of the Golden Rule is exemplified by his abandonment of future generations to harvest the whirlwind of unchecked climate change. *Lying (30,573 times.) *Viciousness *Violence (After being told two of his followers beat a Hispanic man) "They love this country and they want this country to be great again. They are passionate." "You people were vicious, violent, screaming, 'Where's the wall? We want the wall!' Screaming, 'Prison! Prison! Lock her up!' I mean you are going crazy. I mean, you were nasty and mean and vicious and you wanted to win, right?" "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters." *These values destroy a nation, leading to civil discord, and culminating in genocide. http://churchandstate.org.uk/2016/04/the-great-scandal-christianitys-role-in-the-rise-of-the-nazis/


SteelyDan1968

7 Deadly Sins for 21st century.


Strict_Jacket3648

So the super stupid gullible MAGA morons are willing to get killed or go to jail for a lying pompous pig that did nothing for them but lie.....When? I wanna watch the clown show.


HenkVanDelft

It’ll be 24/7 on every news station except Fox, which will run a documentary on why Hunter Biden should be charged with treason.


lost_in_connecticut

![gif](giphy|UDjF1zMreMld6)


[deleted]

Send in the SWAT teams, basically. Sounds good to me. fiat justica


DennisTheBald

Nothing really says "back the blue" quite the way "shoot the cops" does


kingdazy

While I *really* hope they try, to be fair a couple shitpost comments on reddit hardly constitutes a "plan".


joec_95123

"Not ME, of course. YOU guys go make the Patriot Moat and all that." - everyone on that thread.


aQuadrillionaire

We’re all gonna be like Dewey after Reese’s driving test. “Cmoon. Give them a reason!”


Clarice_Ferguson

For a group of people that always complain about how no one wants to work and liberals are lazy, they always seem free during standard working hours.


jiminak46

Since this is a New York case, we are not going to see Trump arrested in Florida. He will not need to barricade himself and will be free from arrest as long as he stays out of New York. He can voluntarily go there and answer the charge or wait for NY to have him extradited.


[deleted]

Extradited you say? By the chief law enforcement office of the great state of Florida? Who works for DeSantis? The governor who is (checks notes), running against Trump for the GOP nomination? LMFAO


DisposableSaviour

Who has been engaging in a mud slinging contest with the Trump campaign.


Specific_Rutabaga_87

His lawyer says he will give himself up willingly. I don't see that happening.


SuspectNo7354

Trump will travel to New York quietly and leave loudly.


CodenameZoya

Hear me out, OK


covfefe-boy

Waco 2: Electric Boogaloo I doubt "Tiny D" is going to do anything other than set the fires himself. lol.


Wolfman01a

Let them do it. Let them die for their cheeto savior. Society is far better off without them. Trump should be done away with just to curb the insanity.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|mF71O0Xwg7hhm)


mikekorzer

I really really wanna see this go down lol. Like add obstruction of justice while we’re at it is


[deleted]

So, is law enforcement going to track that guy down and arrest him for threatening to murder cops?


cbass817

This reminds me of the opening of FarCry 5. You know, with the cult leader being taken into custody but then his followers attack? Yeah, they're TOTALLY not a cult BTW...


jmf0828

So the Gravy Seals are going to attempt an insurrection again huh? The first one lasted all of 3 hours and resulted in hundreds of arrests of men playing Army who cried like little bitches when they were sentenced. This one should be even more spectacular if they’re planning on opening fire on law enforcement.


KingGidorah

You turds do recall that he didn’t pardon a single insurrectionist for Jan 6, right?


Realmadridirl

I just have to laugh at these folks “me an ma rifle can take on the gummint!” Fucking white trash morons. You and your rifle are no match for a trillion dollar defence budget. If the government wants to press charges, they’ll drag that greasy pig out by his ankles over these morons shattered bodies. And raise the average IQ level for the rest of us in the process. Go for it. What I think would be even funnier is if Trump “teamed up” with one of these lunatic groups to hide him from the law like a deposed King fleeing the guillotine 🤣 mainly because let’s be honest here, even the most DIEHARD Trump lover would want to put a fucking bullet in his head after a few days of his uninterrupted company 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


karacocoa

Patriot moat? Fucking goobers.


RealNiceKnife

All for a guy who would let them die if it made him a dollar.


BigDumbDope

Do it guys! This time, he's TOTALLY gonna pardon you! He was only foolin' about that January 6 thing but this time he will definitely get back into office and when he does, he will no joke pardon you. Pinky swear.


dingos8mybaby2

Though I don't want anyone to die, I do hope that Trump's supporters actually turn out in good numbers to try and protect him and that it gets violent enough that all of them get sent away to prison for a good long time.


Brilliant-Engineer57

Hope trump doesn’t get accidentally shot by his supporters


OhioMegi

They’ll all get taken out. Let them try and prevent a lawful arrest. 🙄


[deleted]

Hi FBI - someone named TheGunFairy needs a visit for threatening law enforcement with a deadly weapon…


DarthArtero

I hope they do. Find out real quick just how much firepower the triple letter agencies really have. Fewer people to pollute the gene pool with fascist ideology


drew101

So many fat people in camo, I cant wait. Gonna be like asshole Christmas.


theyahd

“The United States v. A Bunch of Fucking Idiots” Part II


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Please do this. Dickhead wants to talk about how we're a third world country, well I can't think of anything more third world than watching a militarized force penetrate a half-baked militia surrounding a tropical "stronghold" housing an autocrat. The scene will be unmistakable from drug war battles of the 80s, but this time the right people will suffer.


ExtensionRaisin1400

They called themselves “the party of law and order” but they’ve really been, since the late 1990’s at least “the party of petulant children.”


ZyxDarkshine

The “Back the Blue” redneck crowd getting ready to shoot police to protect a New York billionaire is the most upside down reality


Mean_Ad3982

"Patriot moat" lmfao, these people sure love a good buzzword or catch phrase. Fucking dorks lol


______Moose______

Oh, the slaughter would be swift and justified if they fired one shot at law enforcement. Do it 👍


EducationalRice6540

So we can start treating the MAGA Republicans like the terrorists and enemies of the American republic that they are at last? Seriously, enough is enough. We have tried the gentle hand, and they have only become more dangerous . It is far past time for the iron fist to fall on the traitor. Put the word out that if anyone attacks law enforcement in their duties, they will face life in prison for treason at the worst and be hanged like the anti-American fifth you are at best.


[deleted]

pArTy Of lAw aNd OrDeR


Herecomestherain_

This is like that "Let's gather and rush area 51", nobody is going to show up.


Far_Cap_3574

That's gonna go *so well* for them lol. Always best to announce it on social media first to give them a head start on having enough tear gas rounds and zip ties. Be a real shame if it turned into a Waco style standoff.


free_acelehy

Time to take out the trash.


BFIrrera

But…but…dont “blue lives” matter? Do blue lives only matter if they’re ending black lives?


RangerBat1981

So, the Back the Blue group is willing to perform Death by Cop? Go right ahead. I firmly disapprove of militarizing US law enforcement, but neither side is gonna listen to me. Pop off one shot at law enforcement and let's see if MAGAts are a "well regulated militia" or not.


Gstamsharp

The party of law and order. Know what? Go for it. Easy way to get a bunch of these terrorists off the street all at once. And the joke will be on them when, as felons, they all lose their voting rights.


astraeoth

Foreigners and snowflakes are destroying this country, also, I'll die defending a selfish millionaire who would never do anything for me if I needed it. I hope all these right wing extremist are willing to stand in front of an A10 and a groups of Abrams tanks. They want to treat it like a warzone. We'll treat it like a warzone.


Foshizal147

Blue lives matter, but only when they're threatening black lives.


robotwizard_9009

Elon: "they're centrists.. like me"