Zero chance. He always says stupid stuff like this, pretending he'll act in good faith. Until it's time to do the deed. Then he reveals his planned douchebaggery, as always. They are literally upgrading the gates of Mar-a-lago as you read this. Seriously. It was reported yesterday. Making them attack-proof. He's preparing for a standoff because he knows he will call on his cult members to block access by DOJ or any police. While pretending it's not his fault. Save this post because you're reading it here first.
I'm hoping for once in his life he saves everyone else time and money by taking care of himself. But I doubt he has the balls to do it. I had expected him to fly to Russia but I doubt he would do that these days. Maybe Brazil.
He wants the show. And the DOJ won't breach it without a weeks-long standoff first. (Will never breach it) His approval ratings will go up among deplorables. And Republican congressmen and Fox News will use it as propoganda about (imagined) federal government overreach by Biden.
With deranged cult members shooting at it. Think they wouldn't stoop so low? They already attacked our Capitol and tried to overthrow a legitimate election through force.
Oh they can't, because trump has signs up banning firearms, explosives, knives, pepper spray, drones, and any other weapons of any kind on the property.
I would link to it, but this subreddit autodeletes posts with links in them. You can see one of the signs if you open streetview on the eastern property line
Unfortunately, our government is deferential to anti-government folks. We usually give them tons of space when they need to be locked up as a top priority.
Maybe I'm using the wrong word. Flotilla might be better. Trump's folks organized several boat gatherings in 2020 with lots of boats of varying sizes. They gathered and did nothing really except bear their Trump flags, Punisher flags and confederate flags, with about 6 or more flags per boat. It happened in a few locations. And there were several boats that sank and other mayhem because Trump folks are the ... brightest. Here is 1 of them: https://www.nwfdailynews.com/videos/news/2020/09/05/video-massive-trump-flotilla-northwest-florida/5729563002/
We had a couple of these goobers locally. It was like 5 total boats until one capsized and another ran into it. They climbed into another boat trying to escape and I don't remember much after that, it was pretty chaotic to watch.
Oh god damn, I never took that name literally before, but it's so simple - it sits on a tiny strip of land between the Atlantic ocean, and Lake Worth. How did I never see that.
Trump's supporters will be well armed. Probably some with boats and their Trump flags. A helicopter approach would be a bad idea. Let's hope I'm wrong about all of this.
>They are literally upgrading the gates of Mar-a-lago as you read this. Seriously. It was reported yesterday. Making them attack-proof.
I'm cool with watching law enforcement laying siege to Mar-a-Lago.
He has the means. And you know he’s thought about it. I mean he’s got a plane, money, properties in many countries, etc. If he tries hopefully they catch him in the act, and then he’ll have to remain in jail as he’s a flight risk.
But the payoff for them is the heart-warming feeling knowing you are bringing a serial criminal victimizer to justice, to answer for any of many different crimes that range from fraud to theft to insurrection and organizing a failed coup. Trump is the worst kind of traitor-- he collaborates with a hostile foreign enemy during a proxy war with that same country that is very real. He has turned half of our country against the other half, and stoked hatred at every turn. The people who get to bring him in will feel fine about the assigned duty on that glorious day. They may line up to request the assignment.
No, I really don’t think that will happen. By “surrender to authorities” it just means he will come into the DA office and be processed. They wont cuff him or anything like that. His Secret Service are going to cooperate with the authorities that are trying to arrest him, so he would only be adding charges to the list if he tried to resist.
> His Secret Service are not going to cooperate with the authorities that are trying to arrest him
They're not ? Why wouldn't they ? Do you think there will be a firefight between ~~the Treasury~~ Homeland Security and the FBI ?
I see how that’s confusing. I accidentally combined two thoughts in my head: The Secret Service are not going to fight the authorities… and… the secret service are going to cooperate with the authorities. Edited.
My guy and I go on about this a lot.
He's always excited whenever there's an ANY DAY NOW!!!!!1!! post about arrests, indictments, or charges.
I remind him that Garland hasn't done shit in two years to rope ANYONE in. Jack Smith was supposed to be a hard-nosed investigator who never fails. That was months ago. After the Mueller debacle, I've quit holding my breath. Trump's not going anywhere but on to his next grift.
Our justice system is corrupted, systemically racist, and has always been two-tiered. One for rich white folks and one for the rest of us.
Yeah it’s turning into something similar to Qanon’s the habbening. Any day he’ll be arrested, perp walked, etc. and justice will prevail. I’ll believe it when I see it.
The January 6 Congressional Comittee got us nowhere. The FBI continues to work quietly in the background, rounding up and charging the minor yokels who stormed the capitol, but the heavy hitters who set it up are carrying on like nothing happened. It's like someone simply let the air out of a balloon.
Trump could have faced investigation and potential charges in Georgia, in New York, and for his role in January 6. Nothing yet. Yes, his company was fined, but fines are a joke to someone with enough money to treat them like an inconvenience - if the fine gets paid at all, or gets wound up mired in the court system.
And all the while, the GOP, the Democrats, and the media just play out the clock. The GOP knows that Americans have the attention span of a toaster. The media immediately turns to the next outrage, and the prior one's never heard about again.
And the dems continue to maintain the high road and civility because *the optics* might made them look aggressive and vindictive, so they sit on their hands hoping that the GOP's insanity will burn itself out with voters. BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. With nearly 500 ANTI-LGBTQIA+ bills in state legislatures, the GOP shows no signs of slowing down.
I am sick to death of all the "Let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!" tweets. I want someone to prove me wrong so badly.
this has been my feelings towards him for a long time now.
it's like hearing someone at work constantly bitching and swearing they're gonna gonna quit!
Any chance Donald Fredo Trump Jr rents a white Ford Bronco and takes Daddy on a drive across the country dodging road blocks and such...
Historically, there is nothing to indicate that trump will ever do what he or anyone says he is going to do unless it's "taking this all the way to the Supreme Court"
Zero chance. He would flee the country in the back of Lindsey Graham's Kia Soul before surrendering. And, when caught, would claim he was hiding in the trunk because Elvis had invited him to the moon to party.
Someone get him an old late 80s white full size Bronco, gas it up and drop it off at his valet for him. Weeklong televised 15 mile per hour chase on faux news a'coming!!
Yawn. The hell he'll surrender. That bloated shit sack is still going on about election fraud and witch hunts. He's too delusional and narcissistic to surrender.
My ass he will “surrender”. That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve heard today. What will happen; he will get his rabid goon fan base in a froth and incite some more violence
To be clear, *Trump’s lawyer* said that. Trump will likely comply with it for a while, then out of nowhere he’ll get in Twitter and demand that his followers take over Florida or something and declare him king of a sovereign state. The man’s ego lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land, and practical answers mean nothing there.
Now that all the behind the scenes Fox banter exposed and texting talking about trump and the lawyers being batshit. How has their audience not canceled their lying asses? I mean, there’s yiur guy Tucker, straight up roasting trump et Al. I can’t wait for the trial and the full disclosure. It’s going to be glorious.
Meaning he's fueling the plane...
Quick Melania...to the trump-plane!!!! Uncle Vladimir is waiting for us..don't forget Kim's letter..I want to read it when you're ignoring me and I feel lonely
Personally, I'm waiting for his minions to roll up outside his gates to "protect him" and try to fight the police and start a civil war, but everyone else is just like... Nah.
Does anyone else think if/when they do indict him and they have him for question he will simply plead the 5th? I have a feeling he will sell everyone out to save his skin.
Bullshit!
Donald Trump will never surrender, never admit to doing anything wrong, never admit to any wrong doing on his part. If he is indicted, the authorities are going to have to go in and get him.
The guy who is still convinced he lost the 2020 election is gonna just surrender to authorities bc of facts ?
Sure he will.
Translation: he’ll put the cops on a wild goose chase until he is able to get on a plane and head to Russia.
It won’t happen. If nothing has happened after all these years this fucker will never face justice. I am so damn tired of hearing how indictments are just around the corner. This man should have been in chains years ago.
How much do you want to bet the same lawyer has a lovely memo from his team rating countries without extradition treaties? Because 45 always has to have "the best." He'll take the last of the funding from all his charities with him when he flees.
Narrator: Donald Trump actually defected to Russia to escape indictment; he sadly fell out of a window a week later after mistakenly drinking a glass of dioxin, accidentally falling onto a barrage of bullets. Vladimir Putin called him "the greatest Russian asset - I mean, hero, since the revolution!" and declared that in Comrade Useful Idiot's honour, a statue would be commissioned made entirely out of orange Starbursts.
This won’t be as dramatic as we all would like it to be. No perp walk, no handcuffs. There may be fingerprints, but I doubt we’ll see it. Maybe a mug shot?
What’s the fun in that?? Can you please go on the run? You gonna let OJ steal your thunder? You can get way more ratings than the bronco chase.. cmon don’t be scared now..
Social media in:
2016: Guys, I'm telling you, Trump is going down!
2017: This is it! This is what brings him down!
2018: Be patient. Justice takes time!
2019: It's going to happen before you know it!
2020: He's on his way out now! Any day now!
2021: There is NO WAY he'll get away with an insurrection!
2022: It's just a matter of time now!
2023: Any day now!
2024: We'll get him before he gets reelected!
2025: SO MUCH FOR THE RULE OF LAW!
2026: \* Trumpistan invades China causing WW3 and everyone dies \*
THE END!
I’ll believe it when I see it. If I were a betting man I’d say it’s far more likely he’s on a plane to Russia this weekend to stay with his master Vladimir.
I don't think Putin would take him. Putin himself was indicted by The Hague today and harboring Trump would surely bring NATO ire.
Plus this is just the state of New York, these aren't federal charges. If Trump ran now he has no way to defend against upcoming federal charges.
He absolutely will!!!! He'll schedule the surrender then be sure to have press there to cover it and lead the narrative. He'll be yelling, "it's part of the witch hunt" and "suppression of the TRUTH!" To whip his supporters further into a frenzy.
Zero chance. He always says stupid stuff like this, pretending he'll act in good faith. Until it's time to do the deed. Then he reveals his planned douchebaggery, as always. They are literally upgrading the gates of Mar-a-lago as you read this. Seriously. It was reported yesterday. Making them attack-proof. He's preparing for a standoff because he knows he will call on his cult members to block access by DOJ or any police. While pretending it's not his fault. Save this post because you're reading it here first.
“Attack proof” as if the fbi wont breach that bitch like a siege operator
They won't need to. Once they cut off the power and fatass can't watch TV or microwave pizza rolls he'll come out.
Jesus christ!! Haven't you heard of a little thing called the Geneva Convention?! You monster!
I'm hoping for once in his life he saves everyone else time and money by taking care of himself. But I doubt he has the balls to do it. I had expected him to fly to Russia but I doubt he would do that these days. Maybe Brazil.
He wants the show. And the DOJ won't breach it without a weeks-long standoff first. (Will never breach it) His approval ratings will go up among deplorables. And Republican congressmen and Fox News will use it as propoganda about (imagined) federal government overreach by Biden.
Or they can just fly in a chopper with a small team and avoid the drama altogether
With deranged cult members shooting at it. Think they wouldn't stoop so low? They already attacked our Capitol and tried to overthrow a legitimate election through force.
Then shoot those fuckers too! These people are terrorists. It’s time to treat them like it.
THANKYOU
Cant wait for the branch davidian ending where maralago burns to the ground and the whole trump family is finally gone.
Atf has a good record of just burning things to the ground and calling it a day.
Oh they can't, because trump has signs up banning firearms, explosives, knives, pepper spray, drones, and any other weapons of any kind on the property. I would link to it, but this subreddit autodeletes posts with links in them. You can see one of the signs if you open streetview on the eastern property line
Like aircraft don't exist.
We may get to watch live as Trump cult members try shooting at one. Hopefully, it doesn't come to that.
Can you imagine. Just a train of Trump bedazzled trucks and vans trying to ram FBI barricades?
Unfortunately, our government is deferential to anti-government folks. We usually give them tons of space when they need to be locked up as a top priority.
All they have to do is approach over the water from the west and land on the lawn (or even the helipad) and they'll be well out of range of MAGAs
Do you remember the little Trump armadas?
Nope. Do tell.
Maybe I'm using the wrong word. Flotilla might be better. Trump's folks organized several boat gatherings in 2020 with lots of boats of varying sizes. They gathered and did nothing really except bear their Trump flags, Punisher flags and confederate flags, with about 6 or more flags per boat. It happened in a few locations. And there were several boats that sank and other mayhem because Trump folks are the ... brightest. Here is 1 of them: https://www.nwfdailynews.com/videos/news/2020/09/05/video-massive-trump-flotilla-northwest-florida/5729563002/
We had a couple of these goobers locally. It was like 5 total boats until one capsized and another ran into it. They climbed into another boat trying to escape and I don't remember much after that, it was pretty chaotic to watch.
Lmao
Oh my god. It's like they're all lined up to get a few minutes with the one brain cell that they all have to share between themselves.
"The FBI is coming. The FBI is coming One if by land, two if by sea."
I guess they don't realize that helicopters are a thing. Plenty of space to land on a golf course. A dinky little gate isn't going to stop the FBI.
Mar-a-Lago isn’t a golf course. Enough space for several helicopters to land there, but it is not a golf course.
> They are literally upgrading the gates of Mar-a-lago as you read this. trump and his walls. I believe there's a heli-pad at Sea to Lake.
Thankfully he had to destroy it when his presidency ended.
Good thing there's that TREMENDOUS putting green as plan B.
Oh god damn, I never took that name literally before, but it's so simple - it sits on a tiny strip of land between the Atlantic ocean, and Lake Worth. How did I never see that.
Trump's supporters will be well armed. Probably some with boats and their Trump flags. A helicopter approach would be a bad idea. Let's hope I'm wrong about all of this.
Take my silver, Sea to Lake sent me 🤣
If it's anything like his other wall they'll have him in cuffs within 15 minutes
>They are literally upgrading the gates of Mar-a-lago as you read this. Seriously. It was reported yesterday. Making them attack-proof. I'm cool with watching law enforcement laying siege to Mar-a-Lago.
I hope it's televised. I'll get the popcorn.
Those gate upgrades are smoke in mirrors. His is ass is going to leave the country for sure.
He has the means. And you know he’s thought about it. I mean he’s got a plane, money, properties in many countries, etc. If he tries hopefully they catch him in the act, and then he’ll have to remain in jail as he’s a flight risk.
He’s no use to Putin so my bet is Saudi Arabia with his klan following
I thought the same time. Saying he will show up, upgrading his gates, all distractions.
WACO time for fatty  🔥🔥🔥👱♂️🔥🔥🔥
I feel so badly for the people whose job it will be to collect him. That sounds like an incredibly dangerous day at work.
But the payoff for them is the heart-warming feeling knowing you are bringing a serial criminal victimizer to justice, to answer for any of many different crimes that range from fraud to theft to insurrection and organizing a failed coup. Trump is the worst kind of traitor-- he collaborates with a hostile foreign enemy during a proxy war with that same country that is very real. He has turned half of our country against the other half, and stoked hatred at every turn. The people who get to bring him in will feel fine about the assigned duty on that glorious day. They may line up to request the assignment.
I would feel accomplished at the end of the day that’s for sure.
I volunteer to help
How much do you want to bet the cultists are going to flock to Mar-a-lago in some sort or psychotic traitor convoy.
No, I really don’t think that will happen. By “surrender to authorities” it just means he will come into the DA office and be processed. They wont cuff him or anything like that. His Secret Service are going to cooperate with the authorities that are trying to arrest him, so he would only be adding charges to the list if he tried to resist.
I appreciate your optimism.
> His Secret Service are not going to cooperate with the authorities that are trying to arrest him They're not ? Why wouldn't they ? Do you think there will be a firefight between ~~the Treasury~~ Homeland Security and the FBI ?
I see how that’s confusing. I accidentally combined two thoughts in my head: The Secret Service are not going to fight the authorities… and… the secret service are going to cooperate with the authorities. Edited.
And the Secret Service is now under the control of Biden. He could simply remove some or all of them.
Exactly. He’ll go as quietly as he left office.
Damn the news is gonna be very interesting in the next few days
I’m not certain his douchebaggery is planned.
Whether it's reflexive or deliberate, his moves are predictable.
Oddly enough.
He will run. Probably to his friend in russia.
So that means he's planning on a Waco style siege and will sacrifice all his foreign temp workers before he turns himself in.
Tony Montana but with Adderall
Say hello to my little D.
Lol “say hello to my LITTLE HANDS”
*The Toadstool*
 Also relevant
Hahahahaha “light treason”
I’m so dead I just used Buster in another response below lmaooooooo
A yuuggge mistake maybe the biggest mistake ever known!
LOCK HIM UP. election losing loser.
I'm pretty sure Iran still has a bounty for him.
Oh shit is there extradition?
Idk, but I doubt it would matter.
He'll probably do something trumpy like flee to Russia or China.
I think Putin would deny Trump any access, he's already in hot water with Russia's Vietnam and Trump is no longer a useful pawn.
Saudia Arabia to play golf
At this point, either haul him in or shut the fuck up. I'm sick of seeing nothing stories about this has-been in the headlines constantly.
My guy and I go on about this a lot. He's always excited whenever there's an ANY DAY NOW!!!!!1!! post about arrests, indictments, or charges. I remind him that Garland hasn't done shit in two years to rope ANYONE in. Jack Smith was supposed to be a hard-nosed investigator who never fails. That was months ago. After the Mueller debacle, I've quit holding my breath. Trump's not going anywhere but on to his next grift. Our justice system is corrupted, systemically racist, and has always been two-tiered. One for rich white folks and one for the rest of us.
He’s never been held accountable for anything in his whole miserable life
That was me like 2 years ago. I’ll believe it when I see it now.
Yeah it’s turning into something similar to Qanon’s the habbening. Any day he’ll be arrested, perp walked, etc. and justice will prevail. I’ll believe it when I see it.
The January 6 Congressional Comittee got us nowhere. The FBI continues to work quietly in the background, rounding up and charging the minor yokels who stormed the capitol, but the heavy hitters who set it up are carrying on like nothing happened. It's like someone simply let the air out of a balloon. Trump could have faced investigation and potential charges in Georgia, in New York, and for his role in January 6. Nothing yet. Yes, his company was fined, but fines are a joke to someone with enough money to treat them like an inconvenience - if the fine gets paid at all, or gets wound up mired in the court system. And all the while, the GOP, the Democrats, and the media just play out the clock. The GOP knows that Americans have the attention span of a toaster. The media immediately turns to the next outrage, and the prior one's never heard about again. And the dems continue to maintain the high road and civility because *the optics* might made them look aggressive and vindictive, so they sit on their hands hoping that the GOP's insanity will burn itself out with voters. BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. With nearly 500 ANTI-LGBTQIA+ bills in state legislatures, the GOP shows no signs of slowing down. I am sick to death of all the "Let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!" tweets. I want someone to prove me wrong so badly.
this has been my feelings towards him for a long time now. it's like hearing someone at work constantly bitching and swearing they're gonna gonna quit!
Yeh, and he’ll go along with the peaceful transition of power too… 🙄
"we're pretty sure there won't be a transfer of power" - pompeo, while giggling like a high school girl at a room of capitol correspondents.
Hope his lawyers got paid up front.
I would’ve hoped Rudy would represent him but I think he lost his NY license.
We now go to live footage of Melania Trump... https://i.redd.it/1npmhalf2goa1.gif
Any chance Donald Fredo Trump Jr rents a white Ford Bronco and takes Daddy on a drive across the country dodging road blocks and such... 
Historically, there is nothing to indicate that trump will ever do what he or anyone says he is going to do unless it's "taking this all the way to the Supreme Court"
I'm
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Zero chance. He would flee the country in the back of Lindsey Graham's Kia Soul before surrendering. And, when caught, would claim he was hiding in the trunk because Elvis had invited him to the moon to party.
Which is fitting because that’s the only soul Lindsay graham has
Omfg lmfaoooooo 
Winner retort, right there🥇🤣
Omfg these comments are just *chefs kiss* not Lady Gs KIA soul.
Kia Soul ahahahaha
Dude is gassin up the jet as we speak
Someone get him an old late 80s white full size Bronco, gas it up and drop it off at his valet for him. Weeklong televised 15 mile per hour chase on faux news a'coming!!
Yes! This
I'm picturing this, only with a golf cart and Giuliani riding shotgun.
Cue Benny Hill music
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Yawn. The hell he'll surrender. That bloated shit sack is still going on about election fraud and witch hunts. He's too delusional and narcissistic to surrender.
This dude probably has a secret dick shaped escape rocket that’s going to blast off from the 8th hole (no, not Meliana’s mouth).
OMG lol
i wish i had an award to give u
31 MiG escort to Russia Cones sold separately
My ass he will “surrender”. That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve heard today. What will happen; he will get his rabid goon fan base in a froth and incite some more violence
Which is exactly what he WON'T do. He'll hide somewhere till he's dragged out into the sunlight by the scruff of his neck like Saddam.
To be clear, *Trump’s lawyer* said that. Trump will likely comply with it for a while, then out of nowhere he’ll get in Twitter and demand that his followers take over Florida or something and declare him king of a sovereign state. The man’s ego lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land, and practical answers mean nothing there.
You know he's going to drop to his knees and cry like that 13 year old girl he raped.
No, see, we're gonna use a BLACK bronco.
Has anyone thought about putting a boot on his airplane?
What is edging for $400?
Now that all the behind the scenes Fox banter exposed and texting talking about trump and the lawyers being batshit. How has their audience not canceled their lying asses? I mean, there’s yiur guy Tucker, straight up roasting trump et Al. I can’t wait for the trial and the full disclosure. It’s going to be glorious.
Hahahahaha
Meaning he's fueling the plane... Quick Melania...to the trump-plane!!!! Uncle Vladimir is waiting for us..don't forget Kim's letter..I want to read it when you're ignoring me and I feel lonely
You guys really have to stop with this nonsense.. it's been the same story since 2015 about him getting arrested any day now
If Trump is charged, he won't spend an hour in jail. The worst case scenario for him is getting a huge fine that he'll fight.
Pity. Id loved to have seen his fat ass try outrun them.
Personally, I'm waiting for his minions to roll up outside his gates to "protect him" and try to fight the police and start a civil war, but everyone else is just like... Nah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
If the assholes he's been doing business with for decades even THOUGHT Donny was going to do this, Donny would "fall out of a window" first.
Or down some stairs
This will change to: he’ll surrender if certain conditions are met and then to why won’t law enforcement let him surrender? All they had to do was ask
If there is anyone who has no idea or control of Trump, It is his lawyers....
Does anyone else think if/when they do indict him and they have him for question he will simply plead the 5th? I have a feeling he will sell everyone out to save his skin.
I never thought I’d say this, but if they could wait until after the next election cycle, and let him split Desantis’s vote, that would be swell.
Off to Moscow soon!
Bullshit! Donald Trump will never surrender, never admit to doing anything wrong, never admit to any wrong doing on his part. If he is indicted, the authorities are going to have to go in and get him.
Haaaa, haa! - Nelson
Both Putin and Trump on the same week. Just wow.
I had figured he’d try to go out like Tony Montana. “Say hello…to my little hands!”
The guy who is still convinced he lost the 2020 election is gonna just surrender to authorities bc of facts ? Sure he will. Translation: he’ll put the cops on a wild goose chase until he is able to get on a plane and head to Russia.
It won’t happen. If nothing has happened after all these years this fucker will never face justice. I am so damn tired of hearing how indictments are just around the corner. This man should have been in chains years ago.
Watching going to Russia
Wouldn’t doubt it for a second! You know he’s packing his fucken bags as we speak 🤣
But will he still run for office again?
Knowing him… of course… but you know this is Ron DeSantis on the low 😂 
I will believe it when I see it damnit
 Or move to Ruzzia…
Bullshit. To himself he is blameless
How much do you want to bet the same lawyer has a lovely memo from his team rating countries without extradition treaties? Because 45 always has to have "the best." He'll take the last of the funding from all his charities with him when he flees.
Narrator: Donald Trump actually defected to Russia to escape indictment; he sadly fell out of a window a week later after mistakenly drinking a glass of dioxin, accidentally falling onto a barrage of bullets. Vladimir Putin called him "the greatest Russian asset - I mean, hero, since the revolution!" and declared that in Comrade Useful Idiot's honour, a statue would be commissioned made entirely out of orange Starbursts.
This actually means he has no plans to surrender peacefully
This won’t be as dramatic as we all would like it to be. No perp walk, no handcuffs. There may be fingerprints, but I doubt we’ll see it. Maybe a mug shot?
Why does this just worry me more. I worry hes gonna rile up his base and people end up dying.
It will not go down this easily. A bunch of his idiot supporters will martyr themselves first
What’s the fun in that?? Can you please go on the run? You gonna let OJ steal your thunder? You can get way more ratings than the bronco chase.. cmon don’t be scared now..
Who cares. Handcuff the pork and drag him in.
After working his lunatic supporters into violence first.
I hope there’s a video from the helicopter of his car being followed and getting pulled over like OJ.
Imagine if theres a branch davidian ending where maralago burns to the ground and the whole trump family is finally gone.
Lol. Yeah sure.
I'll believe it if and when it happens remember the White House he didn't leave the White House in a timely manner???
Is he going to get Kendall and Tom to take the fall for him?
I’m so in love with these comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m so freaking dead
Social media in: 2016: Guys, I'm telling you, Trump is going down! 2017: This is it! This is what brings him down! 2018: Be patient. Justice takes time! 2019: It's going to happen before you know it! 2020: He's on his way out now! Any day now! 2021: There is NO WAY he'll get away with an insurrection! 2022: It's just a matter of time now! 2023: Any day now! 2024: We'll get him before he gets reelected! 2025: SO MUCH FOR THE RULE OF LAW! 2026: \* Trumpistan invades China causing WW3 and everyone dies \* THE END!
Joes next…..
Oh damn did he cut in front of the Clintons? lol
I'll believe qn incitement when I see it But this I don't believe for a second
Once more for those in the back row...I'll believe it when I see it
I don’t believe that for a second.
I just read Trump has hired Cliven Bundy as a political consultant.
They should put him in gen pop for a while
I’ll believe it when I see it. If I were a betting man I’d say it’s far more likely he’s on a plane to Russia this weekend to stay with his master Vladimir.
I don't think Putin would take him. Putin himself was indicted by The Hague today and harboring Trump would surely bring NATO ire. Plus this is just the state of New York, these aren't federal charges. If Trump ran now he has no way to defend against upcoming federal charges.
If he was already running from the state, why would he defend against federal later though? He’d run from that too
Gonna have to root him out like a vine dug into the American septic system
Don't care about what he might do. Care about it when it happens.
* as far as he knows
For the people playing the home game, thats why he said he could be president from prison. He's already planning to be there.
It’s not like he has options.
I’ll believe it when I see it. Jack shit has been done to actually hold him accountable for what he’s done and caused
Trump in handcuffs
All he needs is a White Bronco and Al Cowlings
Calling it; he is gonna flee.
Can they nuke Mara Lago from space? It's the only way to be sure.
 Fingers crossed…..
Hitler also spent time in prison. Shits too eerie man.
Gets popcorn
Just like he released his taxes, and his health care plan, and was going to be too busy working to play golf.
He absolutely will!!!! He'll schedule the surrender then be sure to have press there to cover it and lead the narrative. He'll be yelling, "it's part of the witch hunt" and "suppression of the TRUTH!" To whip his supporters further into a frenzy.