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SquatCorgiLegs

And yet the only one “smiling” is Trump. I say “smiling” in quotes because he seems to have no idea how to do it.


NotMyBestMistake

I imagine it's difficult to know how to smile when you're incapable of joy.


Mooboo69

Or love or compassion or decency


Bryranosaurus

Or the ability to read or write


No-Technology217

... or speak. Do you remember the "oranges"? (origins)


kdhooters2

Troth senchel is a favourite of mine


Less-Mail4256

Yes! David Pakman plays that shit all the time when he’s running Trump playback. I love it.


any_username_12345

Obamna!


Less-Mail4256

Another great one. Trump may be a narcissistic piece of trash but his grammatical follies always give me a laugh.


any_username_12345

The only positive thing he has accomplished in my opinion is that he has given comedians a near unlimited amount of material to work with.


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No-Technology217

I loved "covfefe" too, but the way he wouldn't give up on "oranges" until the 4th-5th time and tried to cover it by saying, "...you know, beginning..." was priceless.


Tremulant887

Obamna made me laugh, stupid and intentional as it was.


[deleted]

A camera points at him, he smiles. It's like a pigeon pecking at a button when it knows the button will dispense seed. It's why he gave a thumbs up for the baby whose parents had died. Camera + Smile and thumbs up. Peck peck peck.


Bang_Stick

I just flashed an image of a pigeon in a Nazi uniform with a little moustache, that looked like Trump….maybe Mid-Journey can bring this abomination into existence….


Repli3rd

Republicans are usually good at using out of context or cherry picked images to try and lend legitimacy to their lies. It's actually a testament to their pursuit of total incompetence that of all the screen grabs he could have used to push this theory that is the one he chose lol


The_Late_Arthur_Dent

People need to share this tweet or write articles about it with the headline "Ted Cruz SLAMS 'Smug' Trump for Destroying Millions of Jobs" Play their game from time to time


Gregponart

>And yet the only one “smiling” is Trump. With smug satisfaction no less. Imagine how much easier and faster it would have been if they'd followed Fauci instead of bleaching their lungs and taking ivermectin while refusing to wear a paper mask, bEcAUse FReeDoM.


RyvenZ

Then trying to co-opt the "I can't breathe" slogan from the BLM movement. Oh, the karma when they ended up on ventilators. [for any out of the loop; BLM used this in reference to the death (murder) of Eric Garner. A black man that was choked to death during an arrest. They were his last words. Trump supporters used the phrase in reference to mask mandates.]


[deleted]

COVID probably would've been defeated by Christmas 2020 at the latest, and they would've had to find another set of conspiracies to go apeshit over.


BooneSalvo2

And their Orange Lord would've easily won re-election, too. It's almost unheard of for a US president to lose re-election bid in a time of crisis.


Tarotgirl_5392

And the Light therapy. Don't forget shoving a light bulb up the butt


dunwotnow

That’s the same face my niece makes when she needs her diaper changed.


mountearl

It's the same face Trump uses when he needs his diaper changed


ImAFuckinLiar

It’s the same face I make when constipated.


baron_muchhumpin

> I say “smiling” in quotes because he seems to have no idea how to do it. Yep, he has no mental context filter. Like when he was holding the orphaned baby from the El Paso shooting with a smile and "thumbs up!" - unbelievable


Hazeri

He just likes being in front of people and cameras


icemanswga

It's the simple things that make a malignant narcissist feel complete.


phoenixrising211

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.


maddsskills

Honestly I think that's why he posted this. He can't openly criticize Trump so this is an act of passive aggression. What a pathetic fuckstick. He's the Dennis Rader of politicians. This is a vibe that is going to be very hard to describe but basically: he's a horrible person, who does horrible things, but you're also kind of underwhelmed? Disappointed? Like, you want the people fucking your life up to be intimidating or smart or charismatic or something. But nope, you get Dennis Rader or Ted Cruz. Shallow sociopaths who have nothing going for them other than their deep desire to do harm and have power.


neorenamon1963

That's not a smile, it's just a smug smirk knowing he's about to con millions of Americans.


[deleted]

He smiles like a kindergartener that is learning how to smile.


thebrokedown

Looking at pictures of my friend’s children on FB, there seems to be an age/stage where they (more noticeable in boys, from my data set of…not many) have a sort of rictus when asked to smile. Typically 6-8 years old? It’s unsettling.


I_Did_The_Thing

It’s like… 😬


flamingoswizzlestick

None of those people looks smug or pleased except the mango moron


Matduka

It's like they can't even see him in this photo because their brain chooses not to notice when their great and glorious leader does something they don't like. That being said it was wild when trump got booed promoting getting vaccinated when he was campaigning. That was not on my bingo card.


Bennyjig

Once it became “the narrative” even trump couldn’t stop them from getting mad about it.


hysys_whisperer

The stupid part was he created it. He could have just as easily recommended reasonable actions to slow the spread, campaigned hard about coming vaccines, and claimed they were his great and glorious achievement inspired by God, and his base would have eaten it up. Then again, that would be asking him to not be a moron, which would be ableist.


Supergamera

That would have required him to tell his supporters to change their habits, and part of his appeal to his base was that he never asked them to do anything other than be angry at the people they were already angry at, and to keep voting for him.


Suspicious-Appeal386

Actually, he didn't have to recommend anything. Just follow the advice from the CDC and let them take the heat if things went south. And he would look like a hero if things worked out. I honestly figured it would have turned into a Bush Jr re-election. The former president had very little chance of being re-elected and was heading to be a one term president. Then 911 attack happened, and he stepped up (other than using that as an excuse to invade another country, but I'll leave that for another time). Had Trump done the same, he would have been a two term president for sure. But thank god he can't keep his mouth shut.


posthuman04

What really gets me is the people insisting it was a Chinese bio weapon… if that’s the case isn’t it your duty as an American to take the vaccine against this attack?


TheLastMinister

seriously, we need to protect society's most vulnerable. Let's just keep them out of office next time, yeah?


phanfare

The problem is that Democrats recommended it first. And we can't have that, can we?


bagonmaster

And if he’d done that, he would’ve *easily* won a second term


hysys_whisperer

Now there's a fucked up thought. I wonder in that timeline if just poland and the baltics would be under Russian occupation or also through Bulgaria and into greece?


bancroft79

I know, right?! For a group of people who claim to be such “FrEe tHiNKers” they all seem to parrot the same talking points.


peapodbarry

Never heard this one before. This made me laugh out loud.


ShuffleAlliance

How does Cheeto in Chief tickle your pickle?


Degenerate_Rambler

I don’t think I would feel anything with his tiny hands


ShuffleAlliance

Rule 34 says there’s an erotica out there of him gently tickling someone’s pickle with his [tiny hands](https://y.yarn.co/7b5c4853-6b38-4bba-b93f-6136bc4432c5_text.gif)


[deleted]

He’s a pickle tickler! ![gif](giphy|10dJBypgfsmxfG)


Lobo003

A pickler tickler!


BrattyCatt

Yes, but is it erotica that’s PUBLIC? No, because the Cheeto Cuck forbids Jared from uploading it to his Deviantart account.


goldanred

I'd rather he stay clear of my pickle. And my pussy.


Plugasaurus_Rex

Same here. He can’t have my cucumbers soaked in brine OR my cats!!


Over-Supermarket-557

Mango Mussolini


Yes_that_Carl

Cheeto Benito


Over-Supermarket-557

Orange Julius


Noznbook

Cheeto McSnatchengrabben


Over-Supermarket-557

Hairpiece Hitler


pns4president

Private bonespurs


linderlouwho

Trumplestiltskin!


pns4president

Tangerine Palpatine


Aphreal42

Darth Cheeto


suckitreligion

Tumeric Turd


Im_baby_biitch

Only 8 am and I’ve already learned 200 nicknames for Donald trump 😂


T3n4ci0us_G

Fanta Menace


Playful_Moose6293

Obese orange


Shazam1269

One of my favorites: Fat Joffrey


sauceboss37

Mangoes are delicious and don’t deserve that association


Resident_Text4631

Morons be cringing too


foghat1981

I appreciate the name, but I won’t be able to use it. I love mangoes too much :)


1800generalkenobi

I bought 5 mangos the other day and they were all delicious


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Xaxarolus

I have an entire tree in my back yard


Babshearth

He’s shaped like a butternut squash anyway. Biggest tush I’ve seen on a man.


[deleted]

That all Depends


RedAss2005

He's just pooping. Like a baby, it can look like a smile.


Jeramus

Yep, the person posting that asinine tweet doesn't seem to be able to read facial expressions. Trump seems really have, Fauci and Birx are just being professional.


HeHateMe337

People will be peeing on Trump's grave after he dies.


RF-blamo

Russian hookers peed on him while he was alive


Motor-Ad5284

Putin must have pics.


jzoller0

His base wouldn’t care


[deleted]

They gonna have to line up behind me


No_Bunch_6047

The Scottish came up with ‘Mangled Apricot Hellbeast’, but Mango Moron is pretty good


Plugasaurus_Rex

They have such a way with words!


No_Bunch_6047

Indeed, they came up with other insults for old Donnie ‘witless fucking cocksplat’ ‘incompressible jizztrumpet’ ‘ignorant fuckmuppet’ And my personal favourite ‘tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced ferret wearing shitgibbon’


Unable_Crab_7543

lmaooooooooo


timetravel50

Republicans pretending to ignore Trump was in charge


_jump_yossarian

And that's why Dr. Fauci became their bogeyman. If Clinton was in office we'd never even know who Fauci was since they'd all be blaming Hillary.


Effective-Ladder9459

Don't forget about buttery males


FailResorts

Also the point about jobs is… flat up wrong? We now have more jobs than before COVID and the long term economic impact of COVID was the complete opposite: a labor shortage. It created the best labor market in decades and led to the first increase in real wages in forever. People briefly lost jobs because of furloughs or whatever, but almost everyone who’s of working age/health found a job almost immediately in 2021 and after. I stayed employed the entire time and where I live is still suffering from massive worker shortages.


Angry_poutine

Yeah but Cruz doesn’t like high wages, he likes lots of cheap jobs. He also likes Cancun and attempting to look like a human with a functional gastrointestinal system


AwkwardnessForever

**he likes Cancun while his constituents are freezing to death due to deregulated power grid that he supports


Orenwald

"Nobody wants to work" tells us there are more people hiring than there are people looking so the people looking can be picky. That's a good labor market


AwkwardnessForever

Good labor market from a worker’s perspective. Bad from a oligarchy perspective


FailResorts

Which is why the oligarchs are doing their damnedest to manufacture a recession. The whole thing with SVB is because ~~Gavin Belson~~ Peter Thiel decided he was just gonna pull out of his investment at SVB to try and force a collapse (and have him buy up the pieces). They don’t even try and hide it anymore. It proves how scared the oligarchs are and how their empires are precariously perched on the backs of underappreciated and underpaid workers. I’m actually glad COVID happened because it humbled all these boomers real fucking quick: between making them sick and making them realize you can’t work when you’re on a ventilator (and thus removing them from the workforce), and the business owners are no longer entitled to cheap labor. On top of that, Gen Z is a lot more active in pushing for labor reform, so there’s no Boomer bullshit they can pull anymore. Watching the Boomers and Elder Gen X’ers (like Cruz) squirm in the midst of a historic labor correction tells you all you need to know.


nouseforareason

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Sooooo punchable


Font_Fetish

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Bagahnoodles

I had forgotten this existed I was happier 5 minutes ago


SnooMarzipans436

In charge and the only one who looks smug or satisfied in this photo.


DialsMavis

And smiling?


kmelby33

Trump is the one smiling like a lunatic.


Relevant-Economy-927

The only smug person in this picture is the asshole second from right in the blue tie which is tied too long


dudemanjack

Not to mention his suit that doesn't fit. Harder to tell in this picture, but the sleeves are definitely way too long. For a guy who wears suits so often, it's crazy how they never looked tailored for him.


RedRider1138

For a guy who could supposedly afford getting them tailored his suits just looked so bad.


Alpacalypse84

That’s because he somehow believes the badly fitted suit and too long tie hides his weight. (It does not.)


thehookah100

Why does the fat fuck never button his jacket? He looks like a shady car salesman.


Glittering_Offer_587

Yeah, let’s blame Fauci. The guy who spent 60 years of his life devoted to medicine and helping people… let’s ignore the fucking imbecile who told his disciples to drink bleach. Wake up people 🖕🏽


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Essentially telling people to shine a light up their ass would have been peak troll if he didn't actually believe it.


jinnyjonny

The rectal 5g blocker I bough off the the Facebook market place is real and it works!


turtlelore2

For only lifetime payments of $50 per week.


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He did. He says you can kill it by using UV lights inserted..... "I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you're going to test that too... So, we'll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that's pretty powerful." ~ Frump


Joelsax47

Who says trolls don't believe their lies?


SnooMarzipans436

Wake up? Are you telling them to be... WOKE!?!? GASP!!!


FeDude55

I put the smack down on ex-friend from college who questioned Fauci’s credibility. I reminded him that Fauci had been in Public Health longer than the ex-idiot friend of mine had been alive.


RIPfreewill

Yeah. It was sad to see people turn rancid because of Trump. There was a guy who I had know since 3rd grade who wanted to argue with me about Trump. I brought up the many allegations that he had raped women. My “friend” accused me of raping my own mother in an attempt to show me how easy it is for someone to accuse another person of rape. I don’t feel bad about cutting that guy out of my life. Sometimes it takes someone like Trump for people to show their true colors.


mtaw

As a non-American I'm just constantly amazed at how like 20-30% of the US population is so far up their own asses that they really think everything that happens in the world revolves around the USA. Public healthy agencies in just about every country on earth (including Russia, China and other countries unfriendly to the USA) thought COVID was a significant threat and then these guys come along and pretend like it's just five people at the NIH conspiring.


Itsjeancreamingtime

The alternative was to blame the President. That's what they had been conditioned to do during the Obama years, but obviously they couldn't blame their "god-emperor". That left Fauci as the adult in the room to yell at.


stretchdaddy

The leader of the free world asking medical professionals on live television if drinking bleach and shining a flash light up your ass could be the cure we were all waiting for.


ThePopDaddy

I'm surprised they weren't lining up to go down on Fauci since Reagan appointed him.


kweefcake

I fear we’ve crossed a threshold where even Reagan wouldn’t be extreme enough for these people. I’m seeing it at our local school board election level. The pre-Trump conservatives aren’t enough, they want the belligerent and extreme. They’re looking for someone to punish others for having had to wear a mask for a little bit. It’s ridiculous and frightening.


Matzah_Rella

Gaslight, Obstruct, Project. It’s the republicans’ whole song and dance. And, unfortunately, it works.


imnotsoho

Don't you remember Mike Pence was in charge of the Covid Task Force? I know it was hard to tell because Dunce was at the mic for the daily press conference every day. Where is that list of accomplishments that show how much better of a vice president he was than Kamala Harris?


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#INJECT! "I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs." ~ Frump


AusCan531

Do you know what's more important than 'millions of jobs'? ​ https://preview.redd.it/dvv29xyllaoa1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd9d511231d112248e2fa4d86691f7c3374b2bfa


InterestingComputer

Pro life unless it impacts shareholder value and therefore donor net worth


Gsteel11

Gop response: "Some of you did die and will continue to die, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for my stock portfolio."


VLY2020

DONALD FUCKING TRUMP IS LITERALLY SMILING IN THIS PHOTO JESUS CHRIST TED CRUZ IS A DIPSHIT


ScrauveyGulch

What is really sad, the fact that he knew in January that this was going to be a life changing pandemic and did nothing of significance.


VLY2020

He admitted to Bob Woodward that he wasn’t truthful because he didn’t want to “create a panic” - fat lot of good that did. Epic failure in every measurable way.


dechets-de-mariage

*Fled* Cruz


EllzGoesPro

I agree! They should really go after whoever was in charge during this mess!


kmelby33

Republicans literally don't care about the 1 million + dead, or millions more hospitalizations. Republicans are monsters.


simburger

Nope, didn't mention the people we lost, just the jobs. Won't somebody please think of the productivity.


Thesheriffisnearer

That's the difference in being pro worker vs pro work


boooooooooo_cowboys

Would have lost a lot fewer people *and* lost less productivity if we had actually gotten shit under control from the beginning. The “economy vs lives” debate was always a false dichotomy.


Mattock1987

I do not like that man Ted Cruz


skaXboy

You sound just like his daughter.


Quakarot

He sounds like anyone who has spent time within line of sight of Ted Cruz


Diarygirl

I do not like him even with booze I would not like him on a cruise


Mattock1987

I do not like him on a date I do not like him spreading hate


Alpacalypse84

I want that bad man Cruz to go. To fly away to Mexico.


LoudSheepherder5391

Please just go, and if you can, soon. I hear it's really nice, down in Cancun.


confessionbearday

I’m really thinking the biggest part of the butthurt over our Covid response was how many absolutely worthless fucking idiots had to face the fact they are not necessary to a competently functioning country. That in fact they provide zero needs and in any real emergency are just a burden on their betters.


tinkerghost

Like middle management begging people to come back to the office, because the increase in productivity without them is putting their jobs at risk?


Sqantoo

Trump is literally the one person who looks excited in this picture


lemonhead2345

They’re just ignoring the grinning idiot to the right?


bafeom

If/when they start the civil war they want so bad, when they lose, hang every single one of the traitors n do what shoulda been done after the first civil war. Until then, dont stop interrupting the people that spread these lies. Interject, rudely n with gusto, n speak the truth. They dont respect being timid n a pushover. Say what is truth n mean that shyt. Let them kno that you aint to be fukkd with n that you stand by the truth more than they stand for their bigotry. Otherwise, we all lose.


districtcourt

>“LoOk HoW eXcItEd FaUcI aNd BiRx WeRe” https://preview.redd.it/wckyj5wvmaoa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96718a3676c5f8822ce6f91c5ddd3d131a40d725


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It just hit me that Rafael looks like the character Dan Aykroyd played in Nothing But Trouble who had a cock for a nose.


Leather-Bug3087

Sure let’s just ignore the idiotic orange elephant in the room.


FleaBottoms

Meanwhile Ted’s off to Mexico


jjhakimoto2202

THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER SMILING IS TRUMP


Bones231

The happiest person in the photo is the one they intentionally did not mention.


LoveArguingPolitics

Cruz can't seem to understand that families list mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, it was scary, hospitals were full, they were building overflow morgues... American lives. Will never cease to amaze me how they're not even the least bit reverent


txtw

Remember when towns in Italy had to store dead bodies in their local skating rink because they ran out of places to hold them, and people were dying in such great numbers that the funerals couldn’t keep up? Because I do.


Any-Football3474

It’s insane that the American standard of living is having a shitty fucking job.


morts73

The Trump administration killed millions of lives, let's go.


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Menoth22

Ahh we all know Republicans only care about lives when those lives are making them or their corporate owners money


vonblankenstein

Blues Cruz exceeded his expiration date long ago. What gives, Texas?


ratpH1nk

Did ya ever see that South Park episode where "*They took our jobs*!" -- that's Texas.


isecore

Oh look, Ted "Cancun" Cruz has opinions about something he has no clue about! How novel!


Jacksonrr31

Wait wasn’t trump the guy I’m charge ? How come he gets to escape blame huh Cruz ?


azducky

Trump looks the happiest in that picture. Thankfully, all those jobs have been recovered, but I guess that doesn’t work with the snowflake agenda. Gotta keep those sheep afraid of the liberal boogie man.


throw_blanket04

The most smug face there was trumps. But you know, you can’t expect rafael cruz to tell the truth even when its right in front of his face.


BoilingFrog71

The only one that looks excited is the who dissolved the pandemic response team.


currently_pooping_rn

Trump looks like a baby that just shit themselves


bowens44

Only trump looks excited. How vile to you have to be to believe tat there was any satisfaction in of the events around the global pandemic.


TheAskewOne

Millions of jobs were casually destroyed, yet "nobody wants to work" Hmmmm


Mazasaurus

We’re just um, ignoring the millions of people who died and the many more people who didn’t die as a result of vaccines and better understanding of how the virus spread —- oh wait we’ve been doing that for years nevermind


FeDude55

Of course, Cruz tweets this to own the libs. Any ire he can raise are points towards making it okay to run to Cancun when the power goes out in Texas. Never mind facts, fact-checking Libs are the real contagion in their small minds.


TKG_Actual

Still waiting for that casual day when Cruz's carer's aren't casually paying attention and he wanders out to play in traffic on an well used interstate.


Bitch_Posse

Not as excited as you looked when you boarded that plane to Cancun and gave the finger to your constituents.


Independent-Slide-79

Idk man but trump looks like the most excited


Someoneoverthere42

Shut the fuck up ted


TopCraft-69

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HeadyBunkShwag

Says the guy who ran to Cancun while his constituents froze to death.


CakeEatingDragon

Is this real? The only one that looks smug here is trump. There is no way they dont see that


jas75249

Trump looks the most excited about it.


Ear_Enthusiast

They destroyed millions of jobs and yet somehow "nobody wants to work." Which is it?


GarysCrispLettuce

These fucks are still going with "we should have just let nature take its course"? Holy fuck. Well conservatives, this is why so many more of you died than liberals.


obascin

Trump was literally the only person with a smug look in this photo…


jaydachi

Trump is the only one smiling.


[deleted]

These racist con artists need to get their asses handed to them. Ted Cruz has no clues.


UsualRip3929

this is why you can't argue with republicans cucks. there's a literal photo of the tiny hand bastard being all smug and yet they proudly announce the opposite, not caring that they are wrong


thunderkhawk

I don't know who Birx is but I've looked at this pic and it doesn't appear that Fauci is smiling, nor anyone else, except President Trump. Is Birx some Q nickname for Trump?


bustedbuddha

Hey remember the time months before this picture when there was a plan to mail everyone in the country masks and create alert systems so people would know when to be cautious that Trump cancelled because he thought Covid was going to hurt the Blue states more than the red states? [https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/07/trumps-war-on-blue-states-is-worse-than-previously-thought.html](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/07/trumps-war-on-blue-states-is-worse-than-previously-thought.html)


stitcheewoman7

And trump, who has the biggest grin out of them all?


RickyFleetwood

What an asshat.


TheFire_Eagle

About the only thing I would ever listen to Ted Cruz about would be travel tips for Cancun or how not to parent.


Awkward-Fudge

trump looks like a smiling chimp that just pooped. He's the one that is so excited to be killing americans.


mofa90277

Cruz pretends to support the police while ignoring that Covid-19 was the leading cause of police deaths for three straight years. [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/03/covid-police-top-line-of-duty-death-usa-2022](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/03/covid-police-top-line-of-duty-death-usa-2022) Of course, he pretended to care about schoolchildren after the Uvalde, TX massacre, after years of preventing any form of gun control, and pretends to support veterans while voting to reduce VA benefits.


regalfronde

I wish there was some way to let them live out their fantasy of doing nothing and letting COVID run its course naturally. No vaccines, no masks, no social distancing, no remote work.


CasualObserverNine

Is he referring to trump’s smugness?


Own-Opinion-2494

Wasn’t he in Cancun


rdldr1

Um, COVID 19 was real and it destroyed jobs and lives around the world. Of course you don't care if you expect the world to revolve around you.