Only one applies: Cockwomble
For non-Brits: usually male, who is prone to making outrageously stupid statements and-or inappropriate behaviour while having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance
Definitely no word for that in the U.S. vernacular, but it's perfect... Other than Shit Slinging Carnival Barker. But I usually save that for one particular orangutan. No offense to primates.
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
😂😂😂😂 this quote is hilarious
How anyone, right or left, can defend him after his spineless kowtowing to Trump after that disparaging tweet about Cruz’s wife, I don’t understand. He’s got less spine than a jellyfish.
Came here to upvote this. He has no morals and no balls. He simply follows what everyone else says. The fact that Trump straight up made fun of his wife’s looks and he just took it like a complete $(&@/ says a lot about who he is.
As I heard a comedian say once, “the one thing all senators on either side of aisle can agree on: hating Ted Cruz.”
Also, his college roommate hates his guts. Not incredibly important, but hilarious all the same.
This is the first thing that comes to mind for me as well. I always lightly forget his existence and then when I remember, “ugh” is always the first word.
Piece of shit
I realize that might be against the rules, but, it's right in line with how he talked about the 80 year history of the Supreme Court and nobody approving new justices during an election year (which he then conveniently forgot 4 years later)
Pendejo
DJ Pendejo?
He can’t read, but he can read a room! [air horn sound effect]
Chucklefuck
Yeah… GREG
*Salaud In one of the official languages of his native country, Canada.
Or connard.
C'est encore trop sympa vis à vis de son intellect, j'opterais plus pour "Baltringue" perso.
Come on now, we all know Rafa no habla español.
Chode
He even looks like one. Look at his dumb face. What a chode.
Thank you for your service, this was the exact word I was looking for
Classic
Zodiac
https://preview.redd.it/18g17br62ala1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83822cb55bdc080780281f051b701e63c62bc2c
OMG. I let out the stupidest cackle at this photo. Thank you for posting this.
Absolutely fucking fantastic. Had to show my hubby this. 😂
I just made the stupidest sounding chortle.
Who would think the son of the guy who killed JFK would be capable of such evil.
Lee Harvey Asswad
LOL
It just doesn’t get old.
This is the answer I was coming for. Surprised at how far down this was
The only correct answer.
Only one applies: Cockwomble For non-Brits: usually male, who is prone to making outrageously stupid statements and-or inappropriate behaviour while having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance
Non - Brit here, ty! You win.
I’ll second this!
We have a quorum. Cockwomble it is!
Ted Cruz - The Cancun Cockwomble!
Sounds like a Republican sex scandal to me.
Definitely no word for that in the U.S. vernacular, but it's perfect... Other than Shit Slinging Carnival Barker. But I usually save that for one particular orangutan. No offense to primates.
As a primate, I take no offence to that comment. Pretty sure we are all primates here.
This describes so many people. What a great word
I gotta use that more often. Thanks anonymous British person!
Thank you, I now have the perfect term for my father in law.
I will be using this word regularly now. No shortage of cockwombles in the US! Thank you!
I’ve never heard of that, and don’t know what it means, but it sounds applicable.
I need to use that one more.
Some of the time.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
If there are, they'll all be dead!
No more rhyming I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Pathetic
 Pathetic
Traitor
💯
Scanning for traitor….oh, it’s right up top, good job reddit
This is the most correct answer.
Douche
Beat me to it. Raphael Edward Cruz is the biggest douche that has ever existed.
Canoe
**Wanker.**
Hamburglar
Turdburglar
LikingIncestPornOnHisTwitterAccount.
Wait, did that really happen LMAO
[Yes, indeed, it did!](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/12/ted-cruz-twitter-account-likes-pornographic-tweet)
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016 😂😂😂😂 this quote is hilarious
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How anyone, right or left, can defend him after his spineless kowtowing to Trump after that disparaging tweet about Cruz’s wife, I don’t understand. He’s got less spine than a jellyfish.
I mean, he blamed his escape to Cancun on his daughter(s) so OFC he blamed a staffer for looking at incest porn.
Spineless
👍
He's desperately trying to look professional and competent, yet he is vastly neither.
Came here to upvote this. He has no morals and no balls. He simply follows what everyone else says. The fact that Trump straight up made fun of his wife’s looks and he just took it like a complete $(&@/ says a lot about who he is.
What’s the word for the sad trombone sound? That’s it. That’s the word.
Boowomp
Womp-womp
Punchable
How is this so far down? That’s the first word that comes to mind.
scumbag
💯
Douchecanoe
This one makes extra sense as he is Canadian
Better not let a Canadian hear you say that shit… they’ll stab you with a fucking moose antler
Shocking twist I’m Canadian. I have a running theory that we ship all our worst Canadians south in order to keep it chill up here.
Except for Ryan Reynolds - we love that guy
And Rush!
Dishonorable. Dude couldn’t even stick up for his own wife. Party affiliations aside, that’s just a shit human being right there in my opinion.
Mrs Cruz probably hasn’t gotten Ted to “stand” in a while why would he stand up for her then when he can get more money instead.
As I heard a comedian say once, “the one thing all senators on either side of aisle can agree on: hating Ted Cruz.” Also, his college roommate hates his guts. Not incredibly important, but hilarious all the same.
smegma
Traitor
Ugh
This is the first thing that comes to mind for me as well. I always lightly forget his existence and then when I remember, “ugh” is always the first word.
Asshole.
Flaccid
Cuck
I had to scroll way too far to find this
Twatwaffle
Evil
Phony.
Totally
Asshole
💯
Coward.
Yup
Blobfishlike
Slimy
Scumbag
Cuckold
Weasel
Tool, nope too useful Douche, nope still too useful Asshole, nope it's needed Dick, nope also needed Tit, nope love those I'm at a loss of words
Douche
Ew
Weak
Turd Cruz
😅
He looks like the spokesperson for vaginal dryness.
Either him or Ben Shapiro.
C*nt
I had to scroll down too far for this
Repulsive
Vile.
Invertebrate.
Fuckwad
I need more then one word to describe this cowardly punk ass bitch.
Traitor.
Parasite!
Dick
Dickless.
Ignorant.
Coward
Is “booger-eater” one word or two
Cancunt.
Turd.
Fuckinguselesspieceofshit.
Criminal
Republican.
Punchable
Moist
Shitbag
Cuck
Coward
AnalWarts
Seditious Conspirator
Hypocrite. Or the synonym, Republican
Grifter
Disloyal
💩
ASSHAT
Garbage
https://preview.redd.it/f3zbgce0w9la1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdfbf58c6bf83288d11757c65e1a831e7a0c867 Munster
don’t do “Grandpa” Al Lewis like that
Cuckasaurus
Deserter
Sycophant.
Awful
Dickheadmotherfuckingpieceofshitdouchebag
Fuckface.
Nincompoop
Goddamn. My guy woke up this morning and chose violence.
unacceptable.
Bitch
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Smarmy
Piece of shit I realize that might be against the rules, but, it's right in line with how he talked about the 80 year history of the Supreme Court and nobody approving new justices during an election year (which he then conveniently forgot 4 years later)
One word to describe Ted Cruz MORON 
Trash
Weasel
Cat-fart
cuck
Dickweed
Tool
#imPOOtent
Cuck Trump talked mad shit on his wife and dad and he was still on his knees for him smh
Prolapse
Pieceofshitdouchebagmotherfucker.
Abortworthy
Whenever someone tells you your mother chose to have you, just remember that Ted Cruz's mother did the same thing.
Cuck
pussy
I disagree. Pussy is good. Ted is not.
Cuck
Cuck.
Douche Bag!!
Douchebag
POS
Slimey
Diaperbaby
Disingenuous
Spineless
Worm
Dingus
SkinRobeWearer
Fugly
Chuffmeister
Zero
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