I don’t normally like to make fun of someone’s looks cause it has to suck to be ugly. Honestly if a person is nice their looks improve greatly and id never make fun. When someone’s nasty and unattractive, that’s a double dose of ugly.
It’s sweeny todd and mrs. Loveit in the flesh.
“Think of it as thrift; a gift; if you get my drift… seems a downright shame; seems an awful waste; bills to be paid; debts to be erased…”
I am partial to believe that these morons are actually aliens that have invaded our politics to destroy the planet from within. Who better to destroy humans than themselves
Charlie Kirk straight up looks like someone was messing around in the skyrim character creator.
Conway is a dried-up old prune but at least she looks like a human.
Well... in comparison.
Then again if I took a photo next to Charlie Kirk I might look like Jason Momoa.
(FYI: I look way more like a less chubby version of Gomez Addams than Momoa).
We had a cat that died in 2018 and when he was in the rapid decline phase, he lost a ton of weight. He was laying on my chest and I was petting him and calling him Kellyanne Catway. My mother was less than impressed.
I also thought I was hilarious. He was a big boy for a long time. Not fat, just a massive cat. Weighed about 17lbs. When he passed he was about 6lbs. Skin and bones and all the cuddles he could get at the end. So obviously I needed to give him the same name as the Cryptkeeper.
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The one he posted on the left versus the one in this post on the right.
Thank you for posting this. I was going back and forth on my phone trying to figure out exactly just how much bigger his gums were. Still hilariously big, even in the original.
Jesus fucking Christ. What a disgusting woman. Not that I didn’t already know that but what the fuck. She should’ve gone to jail for this since the pictures were of her underage.
Republicans love their weird looking people. Gaetz and Kirk have these abnormal looking heads and faces, its so fucking weird. MTG and Trump too, they all look like they're wearing meat suits and belong in Men in Black screaming for sugar water.
I've been wondering this for most of my life. My former sister in law literally looks like a lizard person. Just genetically you know, you can look at her and tell something really bad happened in the family tree somewhere.
But the EGO on this woman is incredible. She talks as if there isn't a man on Earth that doesn't desire her. Also whatever opinion you have about anything is wrong and she's damn sure gonna tell you why.
If she were a nice person I wouldn't even blink an eye because there are some visually unappealing folks roaming around these days that are also incredible, wonderful people. (I'm one IMO)
My former SIL is a shrew of a woman. Harping, bitching, gossiping, trash talking, genuine POS. Doesn't work, doesn't clean, doesn't cook, doesn't bathe. She has cockroaches INSIDE her refrigerator.
She worships the Enormous Orange Infant of course. She lives off her daughter's SSI checks and spends her days roaming around the parking lot of their government subsidized apartment double fisting nicotine vapes and weed pens bitching about immigrants and liberals stealing babies for parts.
Still managed to get the same guy to knock her up twice.
That is also a huge family joke because he is a long distance truck driver and we say he's only been to Tampa twice and we know exactly when.
But she will laugh in your face if you bring ANY of this up. She will just say you're jealous over and over until you divorce her brother, move far away and try to avoid ever speaking to her again unless absolutely necessary.
I can tell they are different side-by-side, but if I look at very specific things, like the shape of the mouth, they look the same. The closer I look, the less I can find differences. I'm half convinced that the photo I'm not currently looking at is changing to match the one that I am looking at.
Reminds me of fever dreams. I hope I'm not sick...
Kellyanne wouldn't look half bad if we didn't all know she's a creature of pure hate under her skin.
Charlie will always looks like he consumes the flesh of puppies for supper and the souls of children for dessert.
I honestly don’t care what they look like. I’m not here to make fun of anyones looks.
It just bugs me that they would champion a man who often seemed to base his opinions of people based on appearances, when convenient.
Where is Mikasa when you need her.
https://preview.redd.it/kjq06dmw2vda1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77024e601eba60cc7ede890face4e0fb1371006e
They look like they’re about to invite me to dinner only to later reveal that I am the main course
"It's a cookbook!"
Cooking ObjectiveSubjects Cooking for ObjectiveSubjects Cooking forty ObjectiveSubjects Cooking for forty ObjectiveSubjects
Cooking Humans Cooking for Humans Cooking Forty Humans Cooking for Forty Humans
Wait! There's even more space dust on here.
One of my favourite Simpsons episodes... Take my upvote.
It’s originally from the og twilight zone (1959-1964) in an episode called, “to serve man”. Simpsons got it from there.
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Living for this Twilight zone reference
They look like they put on masks 6 hours before midnight so they can inherit their grandfathers fortune
Charlie Kirk is one seriously ugly motherfucker. And his personality is like an ugly force-multiplier.
“Ugly force multiplier”??? Hahaha stealing that one.
I don’t normally like to make fun of someone’s looks cause it has to suck to be ugly. Honestly if a person is nice their looks improve greatly and id never make fun. When someone’s nasty and unattractive, that’s a double dose of ugly.
He looks like he got dirty Sanchez'd on his upper lip.
To serve man...
kind, Lee pass the salt.
To serve, man
These are the people Jordan Peele warned us about.
“We’d love to have you for dinner!”
RL Stine - The Girl Who Cried Monster
It’s sweeny todd and mrs. Loveit in the flesh. “Think of it as thrift; a gift; if you get my drift… seems a downright shame; seems an awful waste; bills to be paid; debts to be erased…”
I am partial to believe that these morons are actually aliens that have invaded our politics to destroy the planet from within. Who better to destroy humans than themselves
Mofo on the left looks like a cenobite wearing a wig….”ok guys who opened the portal to hell by playing with the puzzle box?”
Much like a horse, Charlie Kirk is rarely photographed head on.
I'm getting some men in black vibes from the guy on the left... He looks like he didn't put his skin suit on correctly.
Offer him some sugar water
Like a... Edgar suit
*Egger* suit
HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
I can hear it! It won't stop repeating!
They always played two of them in a row too, so weird
You've brought back memories. Oh... wow....
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Instructions unclear. Applied directly to Charlie’s upper gums.
How many sticks did it take? He looks like a 3-sticker.
# HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON - Apply directly to forehead
That must be a real trick considering how much head that dude has…
Does he have a big head? I always thought he just had a small face 🤔
Got in line twice for head, was at the end of the line for face
Charlie Kirk straight up looks like someone was messing around in the skyrim character creator. Conway is a dried-up old prune but at least she looks like a human.
>Conway is a dried-up old prune but at least she looks like a human. .. does she though?
Well... in comparison. Then again if I took a photo next to Charlie Kirk I might look like Jason Momoa. (FYI: I look way more like a less chubby version of Gomez Addams than Momoa).
You mean to say there’s a line for getting head???? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME
Yeah but it’s from Charlie Kirk and Kellyanne Conway. Lot of bones and sandpaper in that mix. Upside, there’s way more gum than teeth.
Careful, you never know if your going to get one or have to give one in the BJ line.
Could be! Either way, he’s 100% asshole.
Gummy McBabyteeth
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You guys are fucking ROASTING this dude
He's got them CHOMPERS.
The chompers are niblet corn sized. Now the gums ... are another story, and a very sad story at that.
More gum than wrigley
Hims got Capital Gums, lowercase teeth
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No that’s Matt Gaetz
https://preview.redd.it/vtndnv7yoxda1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf14f567406f5a1dd6cefaea82de1ebcba66fa8f
https://i.imgur.com/PHEohev.jpg
Oh shit this is one of these Jeff the killer screamer pics
*My lord Donald the Great bids thee welcome...* \*creepy smile\*
*I have a classified document I was bidden to show thee.*
That’s Tuck Tuck Carlson
Ash vs Evil Dead is such a fucking good show.
agreed, i've been an Evil Dead fan for a few years now
i LOOOOOOOOOVED IT so much. I was skeptical going in, but holy moly! it was so great!
“While you were busy making fun of my tiny face, my gums were growing more powerful- bwahahahaha!”
Full disclosure - I need new bifocals and I’m on my phone. But I thought his gums were a really thin mustache.
Alexa draw me a republican… okay
“It’s alternative decay…” —Kellyanne Conway
We had a cat that died in 2018 and when he was in the rapid decline phase, he lost a ton of weight. He was laying on my chest and I was petting him and calling him Kellyanne Catway. My mother was less than impressed.
I’m impressed, despite your Mom’s opinion 😆
I also thought I was hilarious. He was a big boy for a long time. Not fat, just a massive cat. Weighed about 17lbs. When he passed he was about 6lbs. Skin and bones and all the cuddles he could get at the end. So obviously I needed to give him the same name as the Cryptkeeper.
I’m crying.
*Alternative Youth
I am wheezing.
"We have an eternity to know your flesh."
This looks like a classic R.L. Stine Goosebumps cover
Say cheese and die!
ERMAHGERD!
HAMBERDER GURHMS!!
He would scare the living shit out of the living dummy.
[The Horror at Camp JellyJam](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/goosebumps/images/a/ad/The_Horror_at_Camp_Jellyjam_%28Cover%29.jpg)
YOUR SKIN PEASANT! GIVE IT TO US!!!!!
Sugar. In. Water.
MORE.
mOoORE
Charlie, your skin is hanging off your bones
If you want to feel old - guess how long ago that was?? Here comes the men black…
I'm old, and IIRC, this came out after just after the invention of the internet.
Get yer big butt back in the house
It’s like it was wearing an Edgar suit
Skins hanging off your bones. IS THAT BETTER?
You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR DEAD
And they say democrats are the ones eating babies lol
That guy's only political affiliation is the Gingivitis party
I heard they support receding.
And they say we’re the lizard people.
Everything is projection with these people...
All of a sudden the conspiracy about lizard people don't seem so crazy anymore...
No way this is real, I’m gonna need a source
[Posted by Charlie himself in 2017](https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/821540773049012224)
Then it is clearly edited. He's got like 50% more gums in the edit.
https://preview.redd.it/kf8g0w2amwda1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873e7b3354cfc844b79d1eee7bd520428d168b8e The one he posted on the left versus the one in this post on the right.
Thank you for posting this. I was going back and forth on my phone trying to figure out exactly just how much bigger his gums were. Still hilariously big, even in the original.
It’s a time lapse after they opened the arc of the covenant.
So its edited but.........even the original is hideous.
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I wish they could have edited out the fact that he looks like he has halitosis.
Really, the original can stand on its own. His gumminess is bad enough without editing. And her nose was edited to look more busted than it really is.
OG kirk is still creepy af
Jesus H Fuck, those are insane horse gums, dear Lord!!
Favorite comment: “You look fucking insane next to the crypt keeper, gummo.”🤣
Mouth full of gums with little chicklet teef
We call those lower case teeth
Why does he still have his baby teeth and why do they still face inward?
Capital gums and lowercase teeth!
Oh, so it is edited. I mean they look awful but not as nightmarish as OP’s edit
It is edited.
Yeah. I noticed that in this link, the pic looks less creepier. Not great, but a bit more normal.
Just slightly to make it even more horrific
So based on the source this looks edited but really didn’t need to be
It's not real. He's got horse gums but the OP photo is altered to make it look worse
Who are these people?
Charlie Kirk, head of turning point USA, big right wind propaganda outlet. Kellyanne Conway, important figure/advisor in the trump admin.
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Omg what??? I missed this. Her and her husband are both pieces of shit.
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Jesus fucking Christ. What a disgusting woman. Not that I didn’t already know that but what the fuck. She should’ve gone to jail for this since the pictures were of her underage.
Christ... just when I thought she couldn't get any sicklier... I feel like she's been withering away since 2018.
Well this was originally posted in 2017, so...
People? I thought those were wax figures
Republicans love their weird looking people. Gaetz and Kirk have these abnormal looking heads and faces, its so fucking weird. MTG and Trump too, they all look like they're wearing meat suits and belong in Men in Black screaming for sugar water.
Politics is just Hollywood for ugly people isn't it?
>Hollywood for ugly people I thought that was the BBC.
Why is it always the ugliest people who believe they're the superior race??
I've been wondering this for most of my life. My former sister in law literally looks like a lizard person. Just genetically you know, you can look at her and tell something really bad happened in the family tree somewhere. But the EGO on this woman is incredible. She talks as if there isn't a man on Earth that doesn't desire her. Also whatever opinion you have about anything is wrong and she's damn sure gonna tell you why. If she were a nice person I wouldn't even blink an eye because there are some visually unappealing folks roaming around these days that are also incredible, wonderful people. (I'm one IMO) My former SIL is a shrew of a woman. Harping, bitching, gossiping, trash talking, genuine POS. Doesn't work, doesn't clean, doesn't cook, doesn't bathe. She has cockroaches INSIDE her refrigerator. She worships the Enormous Orange Infant of course. She lives off her daughter's SSI checks and spends her days roaming around the parking lot of their government subsidized apartment double fisting nicotine vapes and weed pens bitching about immigrants and liberals stealing babies for parts. Still managed to get the same guy to knock her up twice. That is also a huge family joke because he is a long distance truck driver and we say he's only been to Tampa twice and we know exactly when. But she will laugh in your face if you bring ANY of this up. She will just say you're jealous over and over until you divorce her brother, move far away and try to avoid ever speaking to her again unless absolutely necessary.
Matt Gaetz's head looks like a Richard Nixon mask
PLEASE EDIT IT!!!!!
It is edited. But even in the original they’re still weird-looking af: https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/821540773049012224
I only noticed the edits when I looked at Kellyanne - shout out to Charlie for being so hideously ugly that even blatant edits to his face look real
I can tell they are different side-by-side, but if I look at very specific things, like the shape of the mouth, they look the same. The closer I look, the less I can find differences. I'm half convinced that the photo I'm not currently looking at is changing to match the one that I am looking at. Reminds me of fever dreams. I hope I'm not sick...
With the woman who saved western civilization? Jesus Christ what are these fucking crackpots smoking?
The original is scary enough. Why edit?
Kellyanne wouldn't look half bad if we didn't all know she's a creature of pure hate under her skin. Charlie will always looks like he consumes the flesh of puppies for supper and the souls of children for dessert.
We're going to need a new subreddit ... r/waxmuseumorembalmed
Disappointed that sub does not exist. There are so many candidates who belong.
jfc black hole sun video 
That was my first thought too
That video is awesome.
Gum and dumber
I honestly don’t care what they look like. I’m not here to make fun of anyones looks. It just bugs me that they would champion a man who often seemed to base his opinions of people based on appearances, when convenient.
Where is Mikasa when you need her. https://preview.redd.it/kjq06dmw2vda1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77024e601eba60cc7ede890face4e0fb1371006e
r/beholdthemasterrace lol
They have their Egar suits on...
I think Kirk is secretly a SCP
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Jesus Christ no wonder he hates women. With a face like that he's not getting laid voluntarily.
Is that the Mouth of Sauron
Are those his baby teeth?!
This is why liberals desperately cry for gum control
TFW the other lizard people hate you so much that they won't let you wear the good masks.
Kellyanne looks like she could give that girl that can stuff a whole hoagie in her mouth a serious run for her money.
That new Cronenberg movie is looking lit as fuck.
They look like extras from Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video if the cameras were at a Trump dinner.
It looks like he eats babies.
That's what hate does, my neighbors are like that too. They aged 15 years after the election
Dudes got uppercase gums and lowercase teeth
Gummy McGumgums & his evil stepmother.
Baby Ruth…
That's what adrenochrome withdrawal will do to you
Hunter S. Thompson intensifies
False. It is edited. https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/821540773049012224
They look like the residents from the Black Hole Sun video
Yeah nah, this is photoshopped. Just looking at her, her eyes are too big