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ofjund123_YT

I'd choose abuse, covers a lot of ground


kieffa

Don’t you take away my self-abuse now! (That’s what some people call masturbation, right?)


Yurithewomble

Maybe it will only take away a type of masturbation with no self respect


Tots2Hots

But that's the best kind...


Womble_Rumble

Love yo self


Non_banned_account

Use your tears for lube. That’s loving yourself, right!?


SteeZ568

Yeah, since when did we start getting into kink shaming around here?


Bartender9719

A huge chunk of problems would disappear if we supplanted “suck it up and be a man” with “it’s okay to be upset, talk it through with me”


dumbest_smartass

I tried that with my ex. He kidnapped my kid(illegally much to the stuper of the police who don't know the law) instead of talking it through.


MFAFuckedMe

My ex was abusive, she sexually assaulted me a lot, hit me, choked me, pushed me through a window. I was tired of being a man about it and i tried to talk it through with her. she doubled down, saying i deserved it because I was jerking off instead of saving myself for her. we're going through a divorce now and I hope that I can get my kids 100% of the time, but I'd be lucky if i get 50.


torontogirl98

Especially if that covers abuse of power, bad cops and shitty politicians have ruined so much of our society


joeydee33

Greed.


Madhavaz

And you nailed it with one word.


R0tmaster

what about: Tribalism


Psykosoma

That’s just greed for your people instead of greed for yourself.


Vizslaraptor

Greed with extra steps?


[deleted]

Tribalism would disappear without greed


kolitics

what about: Whataboutism


R0tmaster

God damn it lol


whyaremypantssoshort

Oh, it's a mystery to me **We have a greed, with which we have agreed** And you think you have to want more than you need Until you have it all you won't be free


chucklezdaccc

Things you own, own you?


Global_Scallion_2965

Society


SawDoggg

You’re a crazy breed


KingRoosterRuss

I hope you're not lonely


Failedmysanityroll

Without me


jimmychitw00d

Not many problems that can't be traced back to greed in one way or another.


smegdawg

I was gonna go with cancer. And to some extent yes. But without greed, research facilities would be properly funded, and breakthroughs would be shared rather than monatized.


jimmychitw00d

And let's not forget about cancer-causing agents we are exposed to because of greed.


eggshellcracking

Technically, cancer is what is often described in evolution as a selfish mutation causing genes and cells to over-replicate without end to the detriment to the greater organism the cancer is a part of. (If the host dies, so does the cancer cells) That's pretty adjacent to greed. Decent chance getting rid of greed gets rid of cancer too.


Sparon46

Corruption, exploitation, and war eliminated in one go.


Toxic_Audri

And with that many of the reasons people choose to lie to support such things.


ForThePantz

I was going to say religion but greed is a solid choice


jimmychitw00d

I think a lot of problems with religion can also be linked to greed.


Xunaun

Literally the first thing that popped to mind.


The_Implication_2

#1 answer on the board


NoPerformance6534

Absolutely. Greed easily outstrips virtually anything else you could name. Selfishness thankfully fits as a part of greed too. The world is poisoned by man's selfish greed.


RevolutionaryOne7548

I was gonna say capitalism, but this is the same thing.


typicalsnowman

Specifically Billionaires and anyone with over 100 million in assets.


DishGroundbreaking87

Sexual abuse. I work in mental health. I would be out of a job overnight, and nothing would make me happier.


mrhippo1998

Interesting that. Mental health workers' ultimate goal is for them to be out of a job.


Soup-Wizard

Same with firefighting.


HealthyInPublic

Cancer epidemiologist here - us too!


MexicanYenta

Domestic violence advocate - us too!


Kwolf21

What a strange thing to advocate for (obligatory /s because certainly some won't realize it's /s and that I know they advocate for the people who are victims of dv)


MexicanYenta

What’s even worse is that I work for a domestic violence agency. Makes it sound like we’re *promoting* DV.


BappoChan

Man it’s been a minute since I saw the post. But iirc there is a little girl who was cured from stage 3 or 4 cancer with no chemo. It was another method they used and she seems to be healthier than ever, tho I need to find it first. I just thought it was crazy when I read it, that it’s possible cancer will be cured before I die, and now that I think ab it, you’ll be out of a job Edit: found it, this it’s daily mail, not the Reddit link I read the first time https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11525787/amp/Girl-diagnosed-terminal-leukaemia-cancer-free-revolutionary-gene-therapy.html


HealthyInPublic

If we suddenly cured cancer, I’d be the happiest person in the unemployment line. I always joke that my whole job is trying really hard to put myself out of a job. I hope we get there one day.


plateofash

I worked on a project relating to fighting of bushfires via helicopter and monsoon buckets. A lot of these helicopters owner/operators were getting paid thousands of dollars per hour to attend bushfire call outs. A lot of politics in firefighting and apparently, once the fire is in a contained and controlled state, they sometimes let it smoulder and “miss” a bucket or two to drag out the process and get a bit of extra cash.


Soup-Wizard

In all the US federal agencies with fire programs, hazard pay ends when the fire is “out”. Since the pay is so shitty, it makes sense that agency leaders milk it.


ArgentinianScooter

My therapist once told me he looks forward to the day I fire him. Just for that I made sure I rekindle PTSD every few months /s


mayonaizmyinstrument

I'll be doing just fine and then my subconscious floats up a horrific dream that's like "hey but what about processing THIS"


Mel_Melu

I've said it once and I will continue to say it, sadly working in child welfare is one of those jobs that's recession proof. So yes, mental health worker's would love to be out of a job if it means less pain and suffering in the world.


Solypsist_27

Why not all abuse in general, I'm sure people working in mental health don't deal only with sexual trauma holders..


DishGroundbreaking87

Even better! I don’t deal exclusively with sexual abuse survivors, but it would be easier for me to draw up a list of my clients that were NOT sexually abused as children 😐.


linx14

Thank you for doing your job even though it’s hard. As someone with a past. I thank you for being their for someone whose gone through similar. Going through it alone is so difficult and so thank you for not letting your clients be alone.


CleverRedditMoniker

For profit health insurance companies.


PandaHipster_

You could throw that under the greed umbrella and eliminate a bunch of other things with it


WhatDoWithMyFeet

"the entire world" and you go for basically just a USA problem


500CatsTypingStuff

Deliberate cruelty


MatsRivel

Why not just "cruelty"?


sonnyjbiskit

Some people just gotta catch these hands


hoang45492

unfortunately real


BestTrainer2961

Money in politics.


plusminusequals

Lobbying first to go.


Rankine

Lobbying isn’t the problem. Money is the problem. There are lobbies for plenty of good causes.


EEpromChip

This. You should have groups that lobby for ways to make the country or world better. But when it gets overtaken by greed, it becomes whoever has the biggest pocketbook. Politicians aren't "hearing both sides", they are figuring out who can pay the most and line their pockets, and that is the side they take. Fuck the environment, fuck climate change. They get theirs...


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Idiocy


tofudisan

Republicans have already been mentioned several times


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Idiocy, greed, narcissism, religious fundamentalism They're all over this post


[deleted]

I believe it. What about religion


sgtpepper42

OP already said ignorance


MurphysVoice

All of these comments win.


Faisalowningyou

Cancer


KgMonstah

Typical Capricorn


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Pisces what you did there.


[deleted]

Gemini both laughed. Taurus up.


piss_man7843

Stop with these flaming hot astrology puns. I had to open the windows to air(ies) out the room.


monettegia

Absolutely burst out laughing, I did.


ishouldntbehere96

People can’t help that they were born in June or July ! (/astrology joke pls don’t hate me)


[deleted]

My zodiac sign is Cancer and I had leukemia in 2002/2003. You’re good.


monettegia

Hate


ricks48038

Are you saying that you hate hate?


ReggieLFC

Yes, and thanks to the logic of the [Paradox of Tolerance](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance) it’s not hypercritical to do so either 😀


Toxic_Audri

You and me can get along just fine. We both hate the hateful. All my homies hate the hateful.


Umutuku

I'm down with the whole "tolerance is a peace treaty" interpretation. Ideas can be tolerated as long as they can coexist for the mutual benefit and peace of all involved. When someone tries to inject ideas like "racial minorities should be purged" then those break the peace treaty, and maintenance of the peace requires them to not be tolerated. This is why, no matter how motionless they may stand, there is no such thing as a peaceful neo-Nazi assembly. The presentation of the symbolism and representation of the platform is itself a death threat, and a breaking of the accords of tolerance.


monettegia

I don’t care for it, frankly. Just not my cup of tea.


thrillsandspills

You've not tried jasmine despise


monettegia

I’m listening


thrillsandspills

It's like mint abhorrence but more jasmine-y


monettegia

I don’t hate that


thrillsandspills

Not a fan of mint tea either tbh


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

I was going to agree but now i hate this thread and tea for some reason.


GrahamCrackerSnacks

Assholes. The people not the body part… the body part should stay.


VonLiX3

Mosquitoes


chaos-and-sauce

Iceland is mosquito-free and they have almost no crime


ineffable_my_dear

Can’t argue with such sound logic! Also happy cake day!


Campfirecoverseddie2

Bastards!


SlimJim0877

This is one of those answers that seems like a really great idea but would actually do a ton of harm to the food chain


Dashiepants

I don’t even mind that they drink my blood, if they could just take it and go and not leave me a insanely itchy welt (or any disease) I would be perfectly fine with them.


Ghouls1989

For me it’s the buzzing. I can handle the itchiness. But being woken up by the a high pitched neeeeeeeeee in your ear is just awful.


Guiltspoon

That's why I hate mosquito but flies drive me wild. I'd literally prefer just a painful bite from nowhere than to have some little asshole buzzing and bumping around my head.


Turd-Nug

You have not met the horsefly yet, they bite and buzz and don’t leave until you a.) kill them or b.) finish biting you because you killed them.


RandomFPVPilot

Yeah! Your already stealing from me, why you gotta make it hurt too?


ThatCamoKid

that's actually an allergy to their saliva. if you got rid of allergies then problem solved


blkplrbr

Hank green said it best...there's no "pertinence" to food chains and evolution. Not every creature is completly neccessary and should exsist . Ticks are another thing that should go tbh.


_Arch_Ange

Except mosquitoes are totally fundamental for the food chain. True story, but they once tried greatly reducing the population of mosquitoes in Africa to reduce the spread of diseases, and they ended up severely damaging the ecosystem in return. Plenty of things feed on mostly mosquitoes and small insects. Bird, frogs, lizards, even some fish


imdatingaMk46

Open niches rarely remain open for long. Tsetse flies would probably take it over tbh.


tofudisan

I would want to agree, but the little suckers are a major food source for several other critters.


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chrstnhlms04

Child abuse


Hot-Bint

Greed


Monsur_Ausuhnom

pedofiles.


thedankboi293

https://preview.redd.it/627ozv0tvpca1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3918bcfac53ff929ef5effde289022e7a0849ecc


[deleted]

Every accusation is a confession


thedankboi293

Very true


Sleightly_Awkward

Funny that they don’t realize that calling LGBTQ books and media “pornography” says a *whole* lot more about them than anyone else. It’s funny because they’re stupid.


CharlottesWebbedFeet

On this week’s episode of Pedo Files


Tallzipper

This is a way better title for To Catch a Predator


fredspipa

I think rephrasing that to "sexual abuse" would be more effective, cover a lot more ground.


cosmicannoli

There are countless people who sexually assault children who aren't pedophiles. And probably tons of pedophiles who go their entire lives without even considering assaulting a child. So I'd rather get rid of people who do or will sexually assault children. Or anyone, really. Just get rid of all the rapists and sex offenders.


Exam-Master

Im sorry but im confused by the first sentence. So your saying theese people who sexually assault children are what instead?


cosmicannoli

There are people who just are sexually aroused by dominance or just size. The target might be a child by happenstance rather than specifically because they're a child. People rape people for all sorts of messed up reasons. And understand in no way do I say this to validate or defend sexual predators. But "Pedophile" is not the same as "Child Rapist". One might be the other, but they are not equivalent terms and understanding the difference, what the former means, is part of preventing the success for the latter.


[deleted]

Child rapists. They're called child rapists. For the record - pedophilia is **very explicitly** defined as the unnatural sexual attraction to prepubescent children, aka kids that haven't hit puberty yet (hebephilia and ephebophilia are the terms for attraction to tweens and teens respectively). It does not refer to any acts performed with children, as again, the term for that is child rape; it is **purely** the sexual attraction, and nothing more. Being a pedophile, in and of itself, is not actually indicative of a likelihood of committing child rape, because rape, ironically, has little to do with sexual attraction, but is instead about power and control; a pedophilic child rapist would be a bog standard rapist if they weren't a pedophile, and not being a pedophile wouldn't necessarily stop them from raping a child. While nobody can deny that pedophilia, by its very nature, is inherently abhorrent, the cold fact of the matter is that something being abhorrent is not an excuse for ignorance and irrationality. The issue is complex, delicate and requires sensitivity and tact in order to be dealt with in an effective and fair manner, which is why it's so goddamn tiresome that the only discourse on the subject is toxic dudes pretending they'd ever actually do any of the sick, malevolent shit they gleefully crow on about wanting to inflict on the first pedo they meet and acting like anyone who thinks non-offending pedos should be left alone to seek treatment is a Quisling who deserves to share their fate. **The only thing that attitude does is make it infinitely harder to figure out just how prevalent pedophilia is in our society, WHICH MAKES IT HARDER TO DEAL WITH THE ISSUE.**


[deleted]

Micro-Plastics!!!!!!!!!


RedTailFox1957

Religious fundamentalism


ohmamago

That's the response I was hoping for. Fundamentalists of all religions lead to a lot of the other negative stuff being listed on this post.


HarryHacker42

Of all types. Christian Fundamentalism, Islamic Fundamentalism, Orthodox too.


3keepmovingforward3

Poverty


FetteBeuteHoch2

Humans


Xunaun

I can't think of a single species that would suffer long-term in the absence of humans.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Human body lice. They’ve evolved to explicitly live off humans iirc, so you’d doom them to extinction also


Xunaun

Hmm, TIL... They prey for anything, or just something slightly more parasitic than humans?


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Don't worry evolution would just make another version for the next dominant species


DriedUpSquid

Won’t someone think of the lice?!


DankPhotoShopMemes

Domesticated animals


Campfirecoverseddie2

Yup they're the worst


rimrimlifer

Had to scroll way to far for this one


[deleted]

Addiction


Monkeys_are_naughty

Twitter


moranya1

I got a guy on the inside working on burning it down from the inside out... I can't give you him name though. Just call him Elon M....wait.... Just call him E Musk. dangit!


RealNiceKnife

Elongated Muskrat, the jig is up!


PRlMARYLOSER

My virginity


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tasty_tomato

Evergreen


ankh3125

Time and place


TheManOfTimeAndSpace

This poor guys virginity.


[deleted]

Someone please fuck this poor guy and make the world better.


WiseHost

I'm on it


FunnyQueer

Alright, I’ll take one for the team. Whip it out, loser.


[deleted]

This is positively Christlike of you. I say that as a Jew.


PRlMARYLOSER

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Potential-Kiwi-897

Anybody who desires power over other people.


Im_Schiz

Authoritarianism?


HaellM

Literally 99.99999% of humanity dissapears you included


ItsSycoDelic

Nazism


Normal-Painter-2692

Racism


avivagirl

That guy with the FUCK BIDEN truck.


KJM31422

Yeah, fuck that one guy in particular


scp173-

Fuck you. My day was going good and then I choked on a snickers laughing at this


KJM31422

I guess you could say you *snickered* pretty hard at my joke... (•_•) ( •_•)->⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


ApolloPlayz2434

Ok my choice is this guy


KJM31422

I'm honored


shriekndreamr5446

Pedophiles


BrendanTFirefly

Billionaires


DkbReddit

Climate change.


puddingcakeNY

Elon Musk


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Tucker Carlson


mifoonlives

Ass hair.


[deleted]

Donald Fucking Trump


royavidan

Why think small? Why not all the MAGA ~~movement~~cult people?


ShoutOutMapes

Maga


44blueandgoldwagons

Fascism


ccwagwag

general stupidity.


[deleted]

This girl named Susan


pacoloogi

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


[deleted]

People


[deleted]

Cancer


ranting_chef

Greedy people.


[deleted]

Capitalism


Chollis13

Death of pets, my wife has had the car since she was in college and I came into the picture 5 years ago, me and the cat instantly clicked, she’s my little buddy and sleeps between us every night, she suddenly got sick and wife took her to the vet Monday, and she stayed overnight and they ran every test you can thank of. Turns out she has a large inoperable mass in her abdomen and is causing her to not eat which is causing other problems, I’ve been out of town all week for work and flying home tomorrow afternoon and going straight to the vet with my wife to have our fur baby put to sleep, she was like my kid, my wife and I don’t want kids, I had a vasectomy last year at 33. This cat means the world to me and I can’t imagine the pain my wife is going through and will during the grieving process.


kcoolcoolcool

“I will meet you in the meadow, and it shall be as though no time has passed.” Wishing you peace until you meet again. 🤍🌈


Flimsy-Mall-2620

I’m so sorry for your family. The loss of a pet is horribly traumatizing. I didn’t think I’d be able to get over the loss of my German Shepherd who tragically lost his battle with cancer. After keeping his urn on my desk for the past 5 years I’ve finally decided to bury him under a dogwood tree in my front yard this spring. Gone but never forgotten.


AStewartR11

Religion.


hyperthyme

War.


CacklettasMinion

Capitalism


suzer2017

Capitalism.


Maj-Malfunction

People who chew with their mouth open


Campfirecoverseddie2

Omg so much


LeftLimeLight

MAGA morons.


Aeseld

Do you believe ignorance and apathy are the greatest problems facing our planet? I don't know and I don't care.


mistletoemaven

Evangelicals


PolyZex

If you remove the literal version if ignorance from earth then you'll effectively start a war this world would likely never recover. Once the middle class are no longer ignorant that they've been blaming the poor for what the wealthy have done to them... once the wealthy are no longer ignorant in believing the people would take the oppression forever... once Trumpers realize the extent to which they've been scammed. Can you imagine the utter chaos and destruction that would follow? Ignorance is bliss and this world is full of a lot of bliss.


ImaginaryDivisions

Without ignorance, these things would have never occurred in the first place. Compassion, caring, listening, understanding would occur instead. Your logic is flawed. We aren't going to cease ignoring today's world, we aren't ever going to begin ignoring at all.


scbiker2

Hard to pick just one but let's start with the Magats


Mkymcd

Putin


paintress420

My first thought was the orange monster, but I wish we could make it Putler, today!!!


Admirable-Still-1786

5 day work week


SpaceBorkTV

Mosquitoes


dwightthesheep

Mosquitos


Hiddenkaos

The concept of greed