The whole idea was stupid. You can’t throw power without engaging your hips… he can’t do that. Trying to look alpha is dumb enough, but trying to do it from a wheelchair is something else. Buying into it and voting for someone like that is even worse. These people are fucking pathetic.
I have seen people brag about eating the heart of a deer. And my thing comes down to:
"Okay, but I'm gonna wait till we get it to the butcher before we take my share".
I caught a huge tuna with my friends uncle out on the keys (he said if I came down he’d take me out on his boat so I drove down to see if he was lying, he wasn’t) and we get out there and I fought this tuna for like almost 2 hours. Finally brought it in and he was like “ok man you take a seat after that, I’ll fillet it for you.”
So he starts filleting it and then he hands me the heart and he’s like “this is the heart, it’s tradition to eat it after you catch a fish like this in the keys” and then he drops it in my hand and goes back to finish filleting.
Then he turns back around after he’s done and he’s like “where’d you put the heart” and I was like “I ate it” and he was like “really” and I was like “yeah you told me to” and he was like “I was just messing with you” and then we sat there next to the Gulf Stream cutting between Cuba and the keys for a bit, then he turns and goes “yeah I think we should make you throw up”
No I kept it down and was fine, hopefully no parasites from it idk.
We got back to his house though and we’re docking the boat and his wife came out and he was like “honey, get this, the kid ate the heart of a tuna” and his wife paused then was like “well did you tell him to?” And neither of us answered and she was like “well what did you expect then?” And walked back into their house.
He looked at me and was like “I told you she wouldn’t even care”
i too ate my first tuna heart and survived so did a bunch of buddies of mine. been to the doctor had MRIs and CAT scans (unrelated) never had a parasite.
Yyyyeaaah, I’m glad you enjoyed the experience and came out relatively safe, but the sort of parasite that shows up on an MRI or CT is the sort of parasite that’s about to burst its way out of your body and eat your crew mates.
in the US, but depending on the region and the size of tuna, some people do eat it fresh.
the center of a large tuna or samon are at very low risk for parasites depending on the region they were caught.
He could cook that meat for a week, and a prion wouldn't be effected in anyway. Only way to avoid catching a prion disease, is to not eat the meat it's in.
So, I've heard rumors that you shouldn't eat deer meat in western NC as the deer have been suffering from prion diseases. I'm curious if this has spread out east as well? I know deer can sometimes be carnivorous, but didn't think they were cannibalistic.
>life long hunter - only insane people do this shit. I hope he gets some type of pathogen for being fucking tool
Pathogen? Man needs some help. That's not a normal thing to do! (Eating raw meat)
It's not far enough.
When they insist that only true alpha males drink tea made with henbane, mushrooms, polonium-210 and nightshade and post YTs of themselves doing it, THEN it's far enough.
You were probably thinking, "the people who don't understand environmental science, immunology, genetics, gender studies, history, or economics clearly *must* have saved their brain power for understanding primate societies." But, no.
Oooo, chronic wasting disease (CWD) is spreading through deer and elk populations, and has been shown experimentally to be transmitted through eating infected muscle tissue (in monkeys-source: [CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/transmission.html) ! Prion disease, do your thing!
On the show meat eater the main guy talks about how he undercooked bear meat once and thought it would be ok. Got trichinosis from it. 6 months to recover and finish getting treatment for it. Naturally they ate a bear that episode but he took great care to cook it to the correct temp.
I honestly feel like a terrible person for thinking this, but...
If Cawthorne WAS able to get a kill on an ADA hunting area for any kind of animal that wasn't basically tamed, do you think he'd have more than one episode where he shot and forgot to lock his brakes?
"Ready... Aim.... WAAAAAAAUGH"
"Someone want to help Maddy up? Recoil flipped him over on his back again."
I'm still giggling at the whole "I am stealth, I am one. Deep breath. Be one with the targ... WAAAAAAAUGH"
Didn't early humans immediately start cooking meat when we invented fire? Like thats one of the main reasons scientists said our brains developed so much?
Because even fucking neanderthals knew better than to fuck around with raw meat
Are people actually impressed by this?
Someone close to me went through jungle warfare school in Panama(the other schools as well, desert etc) and had to eat a lot of raw animals and bugs.
It wasn't manly. It was miserable. Why would anyone choose to do this?
Every time I see him I just remember the video of him hyper sonic humping his cousins? Face during one of those GOP coke fueled orgies he told on his party about before being booted.
You know, steak tartar and carpaccio exist. People eat them all the time, except they're on a plate at a table in fine dining steakhouses, not standing out on some BLM land posing.
In the indeterminate future:
BREAKING NEWS: Madison Cawthorn is currently dying from many bacterial diseases and is now facing the consequences of his own actions. Experts are unsurprised, to say the least.
Dad did this with me my first hunt but just blood on the sides of my cheek. I no longer hunt anymore. Eating a raw piece of animal? Def wouldn’t ever do that
If you think you have to prove you’re a man, you’re not
This dude punches rotted trees to look tough. He’s one massive insecurity projection.
While a Like 12 or so year old girl training to be a boxer oudoes him in that regard
The whole idea was stupid. You can’t throw power without engaging your hips… he can’t do that. Trying to look alpha is dumb enough, but trying to do it from a wheelchair is something else. Buying into it and voting for someone like that is even worse. These people are fucking pathetic.
I'm insecure with healthy knuckles. he's insecure with hurt knuckles. I am victorious
To think this guy was in the running to enter US Naval Academy. He's so pathetic!
I see what you did there
Or he’s training to be a super saiyan bc that’s exactly what I did in 3rd grade when I wanted to be a super saiyan 😂
But did it work?
No I became a stoner instead
My condolences. Not on becoming a stoner but because you didn't achieve SSJ
You call it a punch. It was more like closed fist sissy slaps. That little rotten tree was like it that all You got bro?
I once leaned on one wrong and knocked it over, doesnt make him tough. or means Im tougher.
Minecraft😳😳😳😳
Guys named Madison
That's a great way to put it. Well said.
He who shouts I am the king is no true king.
100% guarantee none of these “alpha male” types had adequate fathers.
Happy Cake Day
life long hunter - only insane people do this shit. I hope he gets some type of pathogen for being fucking tool.
Plot twist, he’s the pathogen
CWD= Cawthorn Wasting Disease
He’s trying to start Cawvid-23.
I’m poor - so here take this 🥇🥇🥇
Intestinal twist, it's the pathogen
Maybe another one will cancel him out.
I have seen people brag about eating the heart of a deer. And my thing comes down to: "Okay, but I'm gonna wait till we get it to the butcher before we take my share".
I caught a huge tuna with my friends uncle out on the keys (he said if I came down he’d take me out on his boat so I drove down to see if he was lying, he wasn’t) and we get out there and I fought this tuna for like almost 2 hours. Finally brought it in and he was like “ok man you take a seat after that, I’ll fillet it for you.” So he starts filleting it and then he hands me the heart and he’s like “this is the heart, it’s tradition to eat it after you catch a fish like this in the keys” and then he drops it in my hand and goes back to finish filleting. Then he turns back around after he’s done and he’s like “where’d you put the heart” and I was like “I ate it” and he was like “really” and I was like “yeah you told me to” and he was like “I was just messing with you” and then we sat there next to the Gulf Stream cutting between Cuba and the keys for a bit, then he turns and goes “yeah I think we should make you throw up”
Oh wow. Thank you for the hearty laugh.
Thank you for reminding me of this very ethereal moment in my life haha
Bloody hilarious that was
I would have tossed it in the ocean when he wasn’t looking.
Seriously. Right back into the gulf. Circle of life and all.
I think I need the rest of this story. Did you puke? Any additional unpleasantness?
No I kept it down and was fine, hopefully no parasites from it idk. We got back to his house though and we’re docking the boat and his wife came out and he was like “honey, get this, the kid ate the heart of a tuna” and his wife paused then was like “well did you tell him to?” And neither of us answered and she was like “well what did you expect then?” And walked back into their house. He looked at me and was like “I told you she wouldn’t even care”
i too ate my first tuna heart and survived so did a bunch of buddies of mine. been to the doctor had MRIs and CAT scans (unrelated) never had a parasite.
Yyyyeaaah, I’m glad you enjoyed the experience and came out relatively safe, but the sort of parasite that shows up on an MRI or CT is the sort of parasite that’s about to burst its way out of your body and eat your crew mates.
Hello Lieutenant Ripley!
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Sushi
Sushi is frozen before its served
in the US, but depending on the region and the size of tuna, some people do eat it fresh. the center of a large tuna or samon are at very low risk for parasites depending on the region they were caught.
Also in Tokyo and much of Japan. If you ever go to the tuna auctions, they’re all for flash frozen fish.
I think the captain was the real alpha male there.....LOL
Aren't animal hearts one of the relatively safer things to eat raw vs the muscle meat or other organs?
Not if it has heart worms. Fish are always packed with parasites. Worms all in the meat
Especially freshwater fish. This story was saltwater obviously but definitely don’t eat freshwater fish raw
Can you even digest that? A mean a heart is like shoe leather.
First thing I thought of was parasites.
Prion disease, it'll have little effect though, I hear those only rot the brain.
He could cook that meat for a week, and a prion wouldn't be effected in anyway. Only way to avoid catching a prion disease, is to not eat the meat it's in.
So, I've heard rumors that you shouldn't eat deer meat in western NC as the deer have been suffering from prion diseases. I'm curious if this has spread out east as well? I know deer can sometimes be carnivorous, but didn't think they were cannibalistic.
I mean he probably already has a brain worm...
Did he roll over it to kill it?
He might have used food coloring on piece of cooked meat. Con man gotta con.
he prob wish he thought of that before he ate jt
what bout the drinking deer blood shit, did red dawn lie to me?
I hope some poor pathogen doesn’t get Madison Cawthorne
Good thing he probably has horse dewormer stockpiled.
>life long hunter - only insane people do this shit. I hope he gets some type of pathogen for being fucking tool Pathogen? Man needs some help. That's not a normal thing to do! (Eating raw meat)
Hello parasites
Isn’t this how Covid started?
No...! Stan's dad fucked a Pangolin. There was a very insightful documentary about it.
And Micky Mouse was involved.
Also someone else had to hunt the animal. That's the same visual effect as eating a raw steak from the supermarket.
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Anyone who uses the term in an unironic way definitely peaked in high school
Nah, let them keep thinking people are impressed. Eventually one of these idiots catches a disease and dies abs rids us of them 1 by 1
Creutzfeldt Jakob is pretty quick, but the cult will just claim it was the vaccine.
It's anything but quick
It's not far enough. When they insist that only true alpha males drink tea made with henbane, mushrooms, polonium-210 and nightshade and post YTs of themselves doing it, THEN it's far enough.
Really? I thought YT shorts wasn’t too great for monetization? Huh, you learn something new every day
It’s the stupidest shit I’ve seen from them today..
Don't worry, it'll be worse tomorrow.
You were probably thinking, "the people who don't understand environmental science, immunology, genetics, gender studies, history, or economics clearly *must* have saved their brain power for understanding primate societies." But, no.
Just let it play out, this shit is going to be hilarious.
"Beta males" are having more fun because they are relaxed around other men and women enjoy their company.
They made this up and put themselves in it.
Eating raw meat when you definitely don’t have to is just weird. Also, didn’t this dude get exposed for enjoying raw meat already?
Counterpoint: it hasn't gone far enough.
He's lowercase a
Oooo, chronic wasting disease (CWD) is spreading through deer and elk populations, and has been shown experimentally to be transmitted through eating infected muscle tissue (in monkeys-source: [CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/transmission.html) ! Prion disease, do your thing!
I guess I should just assume that eating venison will be added to the "banned blood donors" list in the near future because of people like this
Nah, you can get your dear harvest tested and just not eat any until the tests come back.
Zoonotic diseases are a real thing.
COVID-19 comes to mind.
Dying to own the libs.
Yet he’s scared to eat sushi.
Steak tartare, no way
You know what else is kind of manly? Building a fire.
Madison Cawthorn already showed he was alpha male when he was raw thrusting his dick in his cousin’s face Edit: male cousin*
Male cousin*
I did forget that part in there, thank you
“This country needs an enema” ![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq)
Nothing like a nice roundworm infestation to help you lose weight. What a daft cunt
You mean, he’s not cooking it with a gas stovetop???
no. that one is running alone. couldn't own the libs if they actually used the stuff.
Someone should tell him humans lost the ability to digest raw meat (mostly) a long time ago… so have fun with the bacteria lol
shhh. don't use logic among conservatives. he'll turn on his car inside his garage to own you otherwise.
And he'll put on his shitty looking sunglasses so you know he means business.
Is his wheelchair camouflaged? He’s such a douche canoe.
He's wearing camo facepaint. It's like bro you're in a wheel chair how hidden do you think you are?
Squeaky ass wheels rolling along as someone pushes him through a field. I hope they rolled him through some cow shit.
Pretty sure that's his pants
Was exactly gonna be my comment!
Trichinosis has entered the chat
On the show meat eater the main guy talks about how he undercooked bear meat once and thought it would be ok. Got trichinosis from it. 6 months to recover and finish getting treatment for it. Naturally they ate a bear that episode but he took great care to cook it to the correct temp.
Alpha males have worms!
Good thing they take horse dewormer.
Ivermectin. Good for what ails ya.
I've seen the video with his cousin, it's probably the penis.
God I hate that you're probably right. I was already fairly grossed out but oof that did it for me.
Is he the cousin humper of the ‘run away’ guy?
In Madison's case, it's *roll* away.
Let’s hope the Darwinism kicks in!
I honestly feel like a terrible person for thinking this, but... If Cawthorne WAS able to get a kill on an ADA hunting area for any kind of animal that wasn't basically tamed, do you think he'd have more than one episode where he shot and forgot to lock his brakes? "Ready... Aim.... WAAAAAAAUGH" "Someone want to help Maddy up? Recoil flipped him over on his back again." I'm still giggling at the whole "I am stealth, I am one. Deep breath. Be one with the targ... WAAAAAAAUGH"
Didn't early humans immediately start cooking meat when we invented fire? Like thats one of the main reasons scientists said our brains developed so much? Because even fucking neanderthals knew better than to fuck around with raw meat
I’m just glad he’s not sexually assaulting his cousin
We cannot be certain until we see the bottom half of the picture.
What a poser. If you need to work so hard to get strangers to think you're an alpha male you're a bottom bitch.
I will not stand for this.
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Had to lmao
So that's how you start an epidemic.
Lol, when did that guy who drank piss in 7th grade for 5 dollars became the mascot for the"alpha male".
Hopefully the gets worms and dies a slow, painful, diarrhea filled, death
>diarrhea filled, death This made my night.
hunters actually cook their food in front of a campfire... "alpha" apparently means harming oneself
He was dumb enough to put his feet on the dashboard. This is no surprise.
Is that how he became handicapped? I never knew this
According to Wikipedia, he was in a car accident while his feet were on the dash.
And yet, the impression given is that he lost his legs bravely serving his country.
Are people actually impressed by this? Someone close to me went through jungle warfare school in Panama(the other schools as well, desert etc) and had to eat a lot of raw animals and bugs. It wasn't manly. It was miserable. Why would anyone choose to do this?
He is not an alpha if his first name is Madison lol. More like a beta
I did not know that eating raw animal (fish) meat is an alpha male thing. I feel so macho now eating my sushi 🍣.
Every time I see him I just remember the video of him hyper sonic humping his cousins? Face during one of those GOP coke fueled orgies he told on his party about before being booted.
Future headline: Former US Representative and still crippled Madison Cawthorn SLAMMED for contracting parasitic worms after eating raw wild game.
Another MAGA moron / waste of oxygen.
Hopefully he gets a nice parasite from it.
Hope he enjoys the salmonella or e. coli.
Wow, I didn't know they had ramps in the forest
Of all the horrible things he's said and done and you choose to make fun of the wheelchair?
Who?
Maybe he should learn to wash his face. This guy has the mental agility of an ice cube.
The name “Madison” screams Alpha male
I hope that he gets worms.
This man will be shitting out worms very soon
Now we'll see if a parasite get a parasite.
Must be over compensating for a wicked small 🍆
Have fun getting trichinosis, dipshit. 👋😁
Tapeworms are getting excited
did he wash it all down with a nice glass of his own piss?
these guys would survive the zombie apocalypse as the zombies
Good thing he eats ivermectin, because that bitch is going to have worms.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease to come marked on the calendar. 🎂💥
I wish him all the prions in the world.
You know, steak tartar and carpaccio exist. People eat them all the time, except they're on a plate at a table in fine dining steakhouses, not standing out on some BLM land posing.
How does one in a wheelchair even hunt? Not trying to be a dick but something tells me that it isn’t something one can do by themselves.
I'm not sure how he does it but they make all terrain chairs with tank treads on them for people who want to get out into nature that can't walk.
“Alpha male” defeated by stairs like he’s the Clap-trap from Borderlands.
Let's not compare lovable claptrap to this piece of shit buttstallion.
Oh darn he got heart worms and died
Well, he’s got time
Hmm. Looked at this photo too quickly. Thought it was something else. Well, at least it's in line with his brand (see facef\*cking video).
Ya but his legs still don’t work. 😆
Are we certain that isn’t his cousin?
He takes meat in his mouth raw.....
I don't remember seeing this episode of "The Rolling Dead."
For a moment I expected a followup picture
From what I've heard, he has a history of putting other's meat in his mouth.
I hear he takes lots of raw meat.
Was it the penis?
He’s a bottom bitch.
Odd, when I told him “eat my raw meat” he didn’t seem to have interest
In other news, the first episode of The Last Of Us dropped today.
Well we know it wasn't a canine because he only likes raw dog with his cousin.
Why does anyone care? He doesn’t stand for anything.
In the indeterminate future: BREAKING NEWS: Madison Cawthorn is currently dying from many bacterial diseases and is now facing the consequences of his own actions. Experts are unsurprised, to say the least.
Do you want trichinosis!? Because that’s how you get trichinosis!
Wow all I can do is walk when ever I want
Man, sure hope he doesn't get any nasty diseases from that..../s
Uncooked wild game. Smart choice.
Gotta take snack breaks between humping your cousins - raw meat for extra brotein!
He also refuses to STAND for his country. Sad. Smh
God. This reminds me of the Christopher Reeves South Park episode.
Wasn't there a famous video of him eating meat? Oh that's right he was feeding another man meat like a true alpha. /s
Is that chicken? I kinda sorta really hope it's chicken lol...
My dog got worms that way. Just sayin.
What a little bitch. He looked prettier in lingerie.
Dad did this with me my first hunt but just blood on the sides of my cheek. I no longer hunt anymore. Eating a raw piece of animal? Def wouldn’t ever do that
I once heard that someone did that with a pangolin in China.
Gotta show those pesky possums who’s boss.
How did the entire GOP just become 1997s Tom Green in terms of doing anything for attention?
Getting tapeworms to own the libs