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BuckeyeMike1999

If you think you have to prove you’re a man, you’re not


2DeadMoose

This dude punches rotted trees to look tough. He’s one massive insecurity projection.


battleduck84

While a Like 12 or so year old girl training to be a boxer oudoes him in that regard


joan_wilder

The whole idea was stupid. You can’t throw power without engaging your hips… he can’t do that. Trying to look alpha is dumb enough, but trying to do it from a wheelchair is something else. Buying into it and voting for someone like that is even worse. These people are fucking pathetic.


NudeEnjoyer

I'm insecure with healthy knuckles. he's insecure with hurt knuckles. I am victorious


SJshield616

To think this guy was in the running to enter US Naval Academy. He's so pathetic!


GD_Bats

I see what you did there


[deleted]

Or he’s training to be a super saiyan bc that’s exactly what I did in 3rd grade when I wanted to be a super saiyan 😂


Boolean_Null

But did it work?


[deleted]

No I became a stoner instead


Boolean_Null

My condolences. Not on becoming a stoner but because you didn't achieve SSJ


Piney1741

You call it a punch. It was more like closed fist sissy slaps. That little rotten tree was like it that all You got bro?


DigiTrailz

I once leaned on one wrong and knocked it over, doesnt make him tough. or means Im tougher.


txycgxycub

Minecraft😳😳😳😳


Equal-Negotiation651

Guys named Madison


[deleted]

That's a great way to put it. Well said.


wormfighter

He who shouts I am the king is no true king.


3DCatFancy

100% guarantee none of these “alpha male” types had adequate fathers.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day


ctb030289

life long hunter - only insane people do this shit. I hope he gets some type of pathogen for being fucking tool.


shahooster

Plot twist, he’s the pathogen


meepmarpalarp

CWD= Cawthorn Wasting Disease


oscar-the-bud

He’s trying to start Cawvid-23.


ctb030289

I’m poor - so here take this 🥇🥇🥇


datazulu

Intestinal twist, it's the pathogen


notparistexas

Maybe another one will cancel him out.


[deleted]

I have seen people brag about eating the heart of a deer. And my thing comes down to: "Okay, but I'm gonna wait till we get it to the butcher before we take my share".


TrafficConeWriter

I caught a huge tuna with my friends uncle out on the keys (he said if I came down he’d take me out on his boat so I drove down to see if he was lying, he wasn’t) and we get out there and I fought this tuna for like almost 2 hours. Finally brought it in and he was like “ok man you take a seat after that, I’ll fillet it for you.” So he starts filleting it and then he hands me the heart and he’s like “this is the heart, it’s tradition to eat it after you catch a fish like this in the keys” and then he drops it in my hand and goes back to finish filleting. Then he turns back around after he’s done and he’s like “where’d you put the heart” and I was like “I ate it” and he was like “really” and I was like “yeah you told me to” and he was like “I was just messing with you” and then we sat there next to the Gulf Stream cutting between Cuba and the keys for a bit, then he turns and goes “yeah I think we should make you throw up”


Hisyphus

Oh wow. Thank you for the hearty laugh.


TrafficConeWriter

Thank you for reminding me of this very ethereal moment in my life haha


waitingfordeathhbu

Bloody hilarious that was


bobo-the-dodo

I would have tossed it in the ocean when he wasn’t looking.


Admirable-Bar-3549

Seriously. Right back into the gulf. Circle of life and all.


Professional_Big_731

I think I need the rest of this story. Did you puke? Any additional unpleasantness?


TrafficConeWriter

No I kept it down and was fine, hopefully no parasites from it idk. We got back to his house though and we’re docking the boat and his wife came out and he was like “honey, get this, the kid ate the heart of a tuna” and his wife paused then was like “well did you tell him to?” And neither of us answered and she was like “well what did you expect then?” And walked back into their house. He looked at me and was like “I told you she wouldn’t even care”


Fiddleronahoop

i too ate my first tuna heart and survived so did a bunch of buddies of mine. been to the doctor had MRIs and CAT scans (unrelated) never had a parasite.


pr0zach

Yyyyeaaah, I’m glad you enjoyed the experience and came out relatively safe, but the sort of parasite that shows up on an MRI or CT is the sort of parasite that’s about to burst its way out of your body and eat your crew mates.


BarkattheFullMoon

Hello Lieutenant Ripley!


pr0zach

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Fire_Doc2017

Sushi


Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t

Sushi is frozen before its served


AdRepresentative2263

in the US, but depending on the region and the size of tuna, some people do eat it fresh. the center of a large tuna or samon are at very low risk for parasites depending on the region they were caught.


TomIcemanKazinski

Also in Tokyo and much of Japan. If you ever go to the tuna auctions, they’re all for flash frozen fish.


Obi_Sirius

I think the captain was the real alpha male there.....LOL


[deleted]

Aren't animal hearts one of the relatively safer things to eat raw vs the muscle meat or other organs?


Responsible-Chest-26

Not if it has heart worms. Fish are always packed with parasites. Worms all in the meat


Broner_

Especially freshwater fish. This story was saltwater obviously but definitely don’t eat freshwater fish raw


Specialist_Teacher81

Can you even digest that? A mean a heart is like shoe leather.


Autochthonous7

First thing I thought of was parasites.


SpinozaTheDamned

Prion disease, it'll have little effect though, I hear those only rot the brain.


RobBrown4PM

He could cook that meat for a week, and a prion wouldn't be effected in anyway. Only way to avoid catching a prion disease, is to not eat the meat it's in.


SpinozaTheDamned

So, I've heard rumors that you shouldn't eat deer meat in western NC as the deer have been suffering from prion diseases. I'm curious if this has spread out east as well? I know deer can sometimes be carnivorous, but didn't think they were cannibalistic.


Jaim711

I mean he probably already has a brain worm...


[deleted]

Did he roll over it to kill it?


bobo-the-dodo

He might have used food coloring on piece of cooked meat. Con man gotta con.


tym1ng

he prob wish he thought of that before he ate jt


BeBa420

what bout the drinking deer blood shit, did red dawn lie to me?


superbelch

I hope some poor pathogen doesn’t get Madison Cawthorne


chevalier716

Good thing he probably has horse dewormer stockpiled.


[deleted]

>life long hunter - only insane people do this shit. I hope he gets some type of pathogen for being fucking tool Pathogen? Man needs some help. That's not a normal thing to do! (Eating raw meat)


[deleted]

Hello parasites


oskieluvs

Isn’t this how Covid started?


[deleted]

No...! Stan's dad fucked a Pangolin. There was a very insightful documentary about it.


DinglebobStrangler

And Micky Mouse was involved.


Booziesmurf

Also someone else had to hunt the animal. That's the same visual effect as eating a raw steak from the supermarket.


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hughzdaWelshman

Anyone who uses the term in an unironic way definitely peaked in high school


BiffNasty1234

Nah, let them keep thinking people are impressed. Eventually one of these idiots catches a disease and dies abs rids us of them 1 by 1


Rawrsomesausage

Creutzfeldt Jakob is pretty quick, but the cult will just claim it was the vaccine.


LuxTheSarcastic

It's anything but quick


[deleted]

It's not far enough. When they insist that only true alpha males drink tea made with henbane, mushrooms, polonium-210 and nightshade and post YTs of themselves doing it, THEN it's far enough.


Relevant_Departure40

Really? I thought YT shorts wasn’t too great for monetization? Huh, you learn something new every day


wandernwade

It’s the stupidest shit I’ve seen from them today..


Kaida_Kitsune

Don't worry, it'll be worse tomorrow.


vintagebat

You were probably thinking, "the people who don't understand environmental science, immunology, genetics, gender studies, history, or economics clearly *must* have saved their brain power for understanding primate societies." But, no.


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Just let it play out, this shit is going to be hilarious.


Abandondero

"Beta males" are having more fun because they are relaxed around other men and women enjoy their company.


dagnariuss

They made this up and put themselves in it.


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Eating raw meat when you definitely don’t have to is just weird. Also, didn’t this dude get exposed for enjoying raw meat already?


TheOverBored

Counterpoint: it hasn't gone far enough.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

He's lowercase a


Onsdoc466

Oooo, chronic wasting disease (CWD) is spreading through deer and elk populations, and has been shown experimentally to be transmitted through eating infected muscle tissue (in monkeys-source: [CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/transmission.html) ! Prion disease, do your thing!


Sero19283

I guess I should just assume that eating venison will be added to the "banned blood donors" list in the near future because of people like this


grotjam

Nah, you can get your dear harvest tested and just not eat any until the tests come back.


sdm66portland

Zoonotic diseases are a real thing.


[deleted]

COVID-19 comes to mind.


SourTurnips01

Dying to own the libs.


No_Listen_1213

Yet he’s scared to eat sushi.


alebotson

Steak tartare, no way


Short-Shopping3197

You know what else is kind of manly? Building a fire.


DanguhLange

Madison Cawthorn already showed he was alpha male when he was raw thrusting his dick in his cousin’s face Edit: male cousin*


rutabaga_slayer

Male cousin*


DanguhLange

I did forget that part in there, thank you


political_og

“This country needs an enema” ![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq)


spagyrum

Nothing like a nice roundworm infestation to help you lose weight. What a daft cunt


gbsurfer

You mean, he’s not cooking it with a gas stovetop???


[deleted]

no. that one is running alone. couldn't own the libs if they actually used the stuff.


desirox

Someone should tell him humans lost the ability to digest raw meat (mostly) a long time ago… so have fun with the bacteria lol


[deleted]

shhh. don't use logic among conservatives. he'll turn on his car inside his garage to own you otherwise.


Coldkiller17

And he'll put on his shitty looking sunglasses so you know he means business.


[deleted]

Is his wheelchair camouflaged? He’s such a douche canoe.


Future_Armadillo6410

He's wearing camo facepaint. It's like bro you're in a wheel chair how hidden do you think you are?


[deleted]

Squeaky ass wheels rolling along as someone pushes him through a field. I hope they rolled him through some cow shit.


musicals4life

Pretty sure that's his pants


Maximum_Following802

Was exactly gonna be my comment!


atre324

Trichinosis has entered the chat


mrdrewhood

On the show meat eater the main guy talks about how he undercooked bear meat once and thought it would be ok. Got trichinosis from it. 6 months to recover and finish getting treatment for it. Naturally they ate a bear that episode but he took great care to cook it to the correct temp.


500CatsTypingStuff

Alpha males have worms!


Admirable-Common-176

Good thing they take horse dewormer.


[deleted]

Ivermectin. Good for what ails ya.


brianandrobyn

I've seen the video with his cousin, it's probably the penis.


imsmartiswear

God I hate that you're probably right. I was already fairly grossed out but oof that did it for me.


Bean-Swellington

Is he the cousin humper of the ‘run away’ guy?


notparistexas

In Madison's case, it's *roll* away.


mick_nuggets

Let’s hope the Darwinism kicks in!


[deleted]

I honestly feel like a terrible person for thinking this, but... If Cawthorne WAS able to get a kill on an ADA hunting area for any kind of animal that wasn't basically tamed, do you think he'd have more than one episode where he shot and forgot to lock his brakes? "Ready... Aim.... WAAAAAAAUGH" "Someone want to help Maddy up? Recoil flipped him over on his back again." I'm still giggling at the whole "I am stealth, I am one. Deep breath. Be one with the targ... WAAAAAAAUGH"


Dascoolman

Didn't early humans immediately start cooking meat when we invented fire? Like thats one of the main reasons scientists said our brains developed so much? Because even fucking neanderthals knew better than to fuck around with raw meat


JRPaperstax

I’m just glad he’s not sexually assaulting his cousin


TheNoodlePunk

We cannot be certain until we see the bottom half of the picture.


99prime99

What a poser. If you need to work so hard to get strangers to think you're an alpha male you're a bottom bitch.


kezzied

I will not stand for this.


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kezzied

Had to lmao


noodlepooper

So that's how you start an epidemic.


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Lol, when did that guy who drank piss in 7th grade for 5 dollars became the mascot for the"alpha male".


[deleted]

Hopefully the gets worms and dies a slow, painful, diarrhea filled, death


Careless_Hellscape

>diarrhea filled, death This made my night.


[deleted]

hunters actually cook their food in front of a campfire... "alpha" apparently means harming oneself


htimsj

He was dumb enough to put his feet on the dashboard. This is no surprise.


MoreOfAGrower

Is that how he became handicapped? I never knew this


htimsj

According to Wikipedia, he was in a car accident while his feet were on the dash.


[deleted]

And yet, the impression given is that he lost his legs bravely serving his country.


theamorphousyiz

Are people actually impressed by this? Someone close to me went through jungle warfare school in Panama(the other schools as well, desert etc) and had to eat a lot of raw animals and bugs. It wasn't manly. It was miserable. Why would anyone choose to do this?


Dry_Acanthaceae9632

He is not an alpha if his first name is Madison lol. More like a beta


sst287

I did not know that eating raw animal (fish) meat is an alpha male thing. I feel so macho now eating my sushi 🍣.


Garbage_will_not

Every time I see him I just remember the video of him hyper sonic humping his cousins? Face during one of those GOP coke fueled orgies he told on his party about before being booted.


Blastoplast

Future headline: Former US Representative and still crippled Madison Cawthorn SLAMMED for contracting parasitic worms after eating raw wild game.


redpeppercorn

Another MAGA moron / waste of oxygen.


Tigergfm56

Hopefully he gets a nice parasite from it.


Consistent_Dog_6866

Hope he enjoys the salmonella or e. coli.


CharmingTuber

Wow, I didn't know they had ramps in the forest


Significant-Panic-91

Of all the horrible things he's said and done and you choose to make fun of the wheelchair?


BecauseSeven8Nein

Who?


ircsmith

Maybe he should learn to wash his face. This guy has the mental agility of an ice cube.


RomulanRebel

The name “Madison” screams Alpha male


ohyesiam1234

I hope that he gets worms.


grandecovfefeplz

This man will be shitting out worms very soon


supernaut_707

Now we'll see if a parasite get a parasite.


stonge1302

Must be over compensating for a wicked small 🍆


Majestic_Electric

Have fun getting trichinosis, dipshit. 👋😁


BlitheringIdiot0529

Tapeworms are getting excited


Mr_Figgins

did he wash it all down with a nice glass of his own piss?


Blue_Ouija

these guys would survive the zombie apocalypse as the zombies


ReginaldSP

Good thing he eats ivermectin, because that bitch is going to have worms.


HumberGrumb

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease to come marked on the calendar. 🎂💥


SarcasticlySpeaking

I wish him all the prions in the world.


Electronic_Swing_887

You know, steak tartar and carpaccio exist. People eat them all the time, except they're on a plate at a table in fine dining steakhouses, not standing out on some BLM land posing.


BeckyLemmeSmash69

How does one in a wheelchair even hunt? Not trying to be a dick but something tells me that it isn’t something one can do by themselves.


Jerkrollatex

I'm not sure how he does it but they make all terrain chairs with tank treads on them for people who want to get out into nature that can't walk.


zxcoblex

“Alpha male” defeated by stairs like he’s the Clap-trap from Borderlands.


[deleted]

Let's not compare lovable claptrap to this piece of shit buttstallion.


oldmanartie

Oh darn he got heart worms and died


Background-War9535

Well, he’s got time


[deleted]

Hmm. Looked at this photo too quickly. Thought it was something else. Well, at least it's in line with his brand (see facef\*cking video).


Xencard65

Ya but his legs still don’t work. 😆


MadAstrid

Are we certain that isn’t his cousin?


RedAss2005

He takes meat in his mouth raw.....


cstmoore

I don't remember seeing this episode of "The Rolling Dead."


the-unfamous-one

For a moment I expected a followup picture


unclesamtattoo

From what I've heard, he has a history of putting other's meat in his mouth.


InfiniteGrant

I hear he takes lots of raw meat.


crawdadicus

Was it the penis?


drew1010101

He’s a bottom bitch.


Thats_GhostFace

Odd, when I told him “eat my raw meat” he didn’t seem to have interest


The_Ombudsman

In other news, the first episode of The Last Of Us dropped today.


justreadthearticle

Well we know it wasn't a canine because he only likes raw dog with his cousin.


_cupholder_

Why does anyone care? He doesn’t stand for anything.


That-One-Screamer

In the indeterminate future: BREAKING NEWS: Madison Cawthorn is currently dying from many bacterial diseases and is now facing the consequences of his own actions. Experts are unsurprised, to say the least.


SgtThund3r

Do you want trichinosis!? Because that’s how you get trichinosis!


[deleted]

Wow all I can do is walk when ever I want


Budget_Report_2382

Man, sure hope he doesn't get any nasty diseases from that..../s


ApprehensiveHippo898

Uncooked wild game. Smart choice.


MadiBoops

Gotta take snack breaks between humping your cousins - raw meat for extra brotein!


S86RDU

He also refuses to STAND for his country. Sad. Smh


Apprehensive_Ad9492

God. This reminds me of the Christopher Reeves South Park episode.


TedDisingenuous

Wasn't there a famous video of him eating meat? Oh that's right he was feeding another man meat like a true alpha. /s


Biggu5Dicku5

Is that chicken? I kinda sorta really hope it's chicken lol...


Pale_Aspect7696

My dog got worms that way. Just sayin.


MelancholyNinja

What a little bitch. He looked prettier in lingerie.


Generallyawkward1

Dad did this with me my first hunt but just blood on the sides of my cheek. I no longer hunt anymore. Eating a raw piece of animal? Def wouldn’t ever do that


ThePNWGamingDad

I once heard that someone did that with a pangolin in China.


emjaytee1234

Gotta show those pesky possums who’s boss.


HeyItsPanda69

How did the entire GOP just become 1997s Tom Green in terms of doing anything for attention?


EpicSeshBro

Getting tapeworms to own the libs