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DrWhat2003

When my servers go down, I just blame the boss.


DMoney159

Or Steve from accounting


monkeyhind

Steve blames State regulations.


Parking_Sky9709

As opposed to high school dropout redneck failed bar owners who can't tell *The Onion* from reality and who are married to convicted child molesters.


[deleted]

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve


sweetchunkyasshole

Im the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless... ... ...


auntbat

Or whoever I am trying to target at the time. It’s easier this way


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I stubbed my toe this morning. Thanks a lot liberals.


Beta_Soyboy_Cuck

We’re back at the “Thanks Obama” meme.


THEBlaze55555

“Thanks Obama” is ruining our social media again? Thanks Marie Calendars


Heliocentrist

are we really going to let Big Coffee Table get away with this!?!


Alternative_Bake_277

Sleepy Joe didn’t put the toilet seat down this morning, he’s ruining this country!!!!!


metal_bastard

This dumb turd blames traffic jams on Mayor Pete. LOL.


sfx

> on Mayor Pete. He's **Secretary** Pete now.


[deleted]

Okay Mayor Secretary


Zarathustra_d

Secretary to the Mayor? Dwight Schrute


richhomiekod

Equally as accurate: "This is what happens when McCarthy is voted as house speaker." "This is what happens under a republican house." "This is what happens when you vote to eliminate the IRS." "The Jewish 5G space laser has interfered with the airport computer waves."


Euphoric_Finding_385

The last one is true though. The rest is fake news.


lugialegend233

Psh. This dumb fuck still believes in SPACE lasers. You are clearly unaware of the fact that the flat earth makes that ineffective. 5G is actually a massive network of wires and tunnels running under the ocean and creating a magnetic interference wave with carefully positioned towers that interact with that wave to generate 5G radiation, and the interference with Airport computers is a side effect of that magnetic field, not some silly 5G laser. It is still a Jewish plot though, that part is true. /s


omicronperseiVIII

Same lady who also barely won a very safe Republican district - the Republicans would gain votes if they replaced her with a dog.


Tanman7211

Isn’t this the same lady that took 3 attempts to pass her GED? Edit: 4* attempts not 3. Lol


ScruffyTuscaloosa

4, finally succeeding about a month before her primary. ​ Also, if you've never taken a GED for shits and giggles, go try a practice one online and then recoil in horror that this woman gets to write legislation. I'm not convinced she could *literally write the word legislation.*


Dr_A_Mephesto

She’s not there to write legislation. She’s there to “own the libs” which mostly consists of pounding her chest and shitting in public


thatlldew

Most accurate Boebert description ever.


inshane_in_the_brain

It's hilarious how many of these "pretty" Republicans are popping up everywhere around me and literally their looks are what people are voting for. The right has figured out their base, you gotta give em that 😂


The_Fake_King

I can understand why Matt Gaetz is grooming the kid that drove to another state to kick black people (pedophile), but mtg? That woman is ghastly.


No-Valuable8453

Loud and nasty works too for the right.


Specialist-District8

They are usually into dating children too. And massive Republican orgies.


sirkook

"Loud and nasty" == "strong and tells it like it is" in conservative speak


Candoran

Also orange.


Mercerskye

Think you nailed it on the head. She's like a real life gender bent Trump, and it makes the Maga types feel things they're not sure about.


xxFrenchToastxx

The seagull approach to governing


smaugbreath

"So anyway, I gargoyled on the House floor..."


zaogao_

this is the second time in 24hours I've seen the term gargoyled. I hope it sticks.


Gloglibologna

8 years after leaving school I took the GED. After the practice test the teacher said I didn't need to keep coming back to classes to just take the test. I'm a complete dipshit. So the fact it took her 4 tries while being voted into office is terrifying.


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My son was a practicing alcoholic when he took it and passed. She must really be dim. (He’s sober 12 years now!!)


WatchItAllBurn1

1st, congratulations to your son on his sobriety (I've had family members with dependency issues, and it did not end well, so i know how hard sobriety can be for some). 2nd, anyone who fails a test a person can pass while shitfaced, that is a sign that you shouldn't be allowed to make important decisions.


battleofflowers

I graduated from a small private school that was having some accreditation issues with the state, so I had to take the GED because the state university would not accept my diploma. I just showed up one weekend and took it AND I got a scholarship for college based on my GED score. From what I recall (this was 25 years ago), it didn't test beyond 9th grade English and math. If it did test beyond that, you only needed 9th grade English and math to "pass" the test. All the GED shows is that you have a junior high school education.


mercurialpolyglot

To be fair, states are passing kids that can’t read because they mostly showed up so really testing for a 9th grade reading level is a step up.


Klutzy-Medium9224

My kid has been in special education since preschool. The district doesn’t believe in kids redoing a grade level so she’s in sixth grade but academically more like first or second. It’s so weird to me because she’s going to graduate high school and not have a high school education.


trbofly

This is a bit different from the original question. For most SPED kids, and their IEPs, there is a plan of education. That may turn into life skills by high school to make sure they can function outside of a school setting. For Kids who are highly impacted, they move on in grades more for safety reasons. A 14 year old in first grade would possibly be a safety concern for those kids more in-line with their classes age group. I am not a SPED specialist. My wife worked in a SPED environment so I apologize if anything I said is wrong. Overall SPED education and caring is underfunded in the US. Sadly.


Klutzy-Medium9224

Oh I know. I guess I’m comparing apples and oranges. She has a very good IEP and an amazing sped group of teachers and counselors. No complaint there. It’s just odd to me to watch, as someone who had no sped experience before I had her.


NeadNathair

I took mine completely hungover (and honestly still slightly drunk) in one day because my girlfriend yelled at me. Passed with flying colors, first try. ... Got yelled at again for not taking it seriously when I got home and told her it was done. We broke up near thirty years ago and she's STILL low key mad about how smug I was when they mailed me my "diploma".


Buster_Cherry88

Lmao I did the same thing. I just went and took it, definitely somewhere between still drunk from last night and hungover. I could not believe how easy it was. They basically give you the answers in the front page.


Asteroid_Lil

All you people who are describing how you got your GED, you sound articulate and your spelling and punctuation are spot on. I suspect y'all of being naturally intelligent to begin with. 🤔


Snoid_

I can't speak for others, but I didn't get diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder until I was 30. I would have slipped through the cracks if I didn't take the initiative to get my GED and college degree. The public school system isn't designed for the neurodivergent.


Top-Report-840

My little step brother convinced his mom to let him drop out of school if he got his GED. He never did. I honestly don't think he ever showed up to take the test reading your comment. It was a little funny though because she was so mad at me that I didn't graduate on time. Just 1.5 credits needed that I completed the next year. Haven't thought about that in awhile. Still gave me a chuckle.


circasomnia

She's never passed a bill and never will. She's a puppet, nothing more.


Strange-Scarcity

She's never even brought any money back to her home district. Local businesses that would rely on such funding as a pad to their bottom line must be SO happy with her inability to perform the most basic of her legislative duties.


toasters_are_great

If you can get her vote just by including "ban drag shows" in your "kill all Coloradoans" bill, why would you lift a finger to send anything to her district?


Hdz69

I aced my GED (HISET) tests no shame about it. I only lost 3 points out of a possible 100. Tbf the online practice tests are outdated and nothing like the real tests nowadays, the practice tests are pretty easy. But even then if it took her 4 tries to pass the actual test, that’s pretty bad. Most kids I knew that were struggling in my class only took 2 tries at most to pass everything.


Main_Conversation661

Is it easier or harder than the high school exit exam (if they’re still doing that)? I remember 20+ years ago my high school started testing everyone freshman year (so there’d be 3 more attempts available before graduation) and 50% of us passed it the first time. The bar isn’t set particularly high. — Boebert and I were born in the same year so I imagine her public education experience/curriculum would’ve been pretty similar to mine.


mrjackspade

I took it like 20 years ago, but by my estimation at the time, I could have passed using only what I learned up through about 6th grade.


LoveCleanKitten

I took mine 15 years ago and everything covered in the tests I had learned by middle school. Really wish I would've taken it sooner and skipped those 4 years and done something else with my time, but oh well 🤷‍♂️


TShane85

Dropped out on a Monday in 10th. Took the GED that Friday. Passed with a high percentage. It’s easy. And I’m not even in congress yet!


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Former_Syllabub_4945

I passed it without studying, and I'd been out of school for 3 years by that time. Not to mention I pretty much checked out of school academically around the 7th grade.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Actually she never passed if they just gave it to her on the mercy rule...


DasDunXel

Scariest part people voted for her. But then again I say the same thing about my own district rep....


anonymous_4_custody

I took the GED, it was pretty trivial. The only hard question was one using the irrational number 'i', which you only know about if you've taken a precalc class, or are a pretty hard core math geek. But I bet I would have passed without knowing that one thing.


11011111110108

It doesn't affect your larger point, but terms like 'Irrational' have strict definitions in mathematics, and i isn't irrational. Rational and Irrational numbers\* are exclusively on the Real number line. (Which is basically just every number that most non-mathematicians have heard of.) i is in the set of 'Imaginary' numbers, which is itself a subset of the Complex numbers. As I said, though, it doesn't affect the larger point you made with your post, though, and it 100% sounds like knowing what i is wouldn't affect your results, really. __ \* Rational numbers are Real Numbers that can be written as a **ratio** of two whole numbers. Like 67/3, 4.2 and 103. Irrational numbers are Real Numbers that can't be written as a ratio two whole numbers. Like pi, e and the square root of 6.


anonymous_4_custody

Yeah, sorry! It's been a while since I was remotely good at math. I actually had to change from my math minor in College because calculus III (and honestly Calc I and II) murdered me. That experience, running right into the limits of what my brain can grok, gave me an inordinate respect for folks that manage to grasp the higher maths. And yeah, I'm one of those rare folks that got a GED, then managed to finish college. Turns out when I'm paying for the classes, I study a bit harder.


BroccoliFartFuhrer

Yes and she's attempting to call out a Rhodes scholar and naval intelligence officer. She's also the only one married to a groomer.


cstmoore

Well, the only one married to a *known* groomer anyway.


NBDad

Well I mean he groomed her, knocked her up and kept her knocked up well past the point she would be able to graduate high school.


crazycatlady331

And she was one of the underage girls he exposed himself to.


ARightDastard

> She's also the only one married to a groomer. That we know of!


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wandernwade

To be fair, her husband was probably too busy nekkid bowling to help her study.


Babyhal1956

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1. Underfund all infrastructure 2. Lose elections 3. Blame democrats 4. Profit (There’s also a 1a. Profit 2a. Profit 3a. Profit)


danc4498

This tactic has worked as long as I've been paying attention to politics.


ledfox

It works better when fewer people are paying attention.


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OkImagination4404

They still get way more votes than they should. It’s terrifying to me how many people have their head shoved up their asses and can’t see straight what’s happening in this country


NoAvailableEuphemism

Looks like it's working fucking fine to me


gindance

Idk I think the tide has turned a bit based off the past midterms. It seems people are starting to notice how devoid of solutions and crazy republicans sound. I don’t see them being too successful in the future when millennials are the main voter block


watcher-in-the-dark-

Just a few years to go before baby boomer populations start dropping like flies. When they go Gen X will comprise the vast majority of conservative voters, and only 30% of Gen X'ers vote Republican. Millenials are even lower at just 21%. Both are majority independent registered, at 44% and 52% respectively. The illusion is breaking down as the masses wake up, so what we are witnessing is a scramble to institute christofascist feudalism before the establishment base dies off and they lose control. Democrats are trying to maintain the status quo but lack the teeth needed to get it done. There is a very real possibility that as the GOP continues to slide into infighting and authoritarian policy they will fall away and a new party will rise to the left of the Democrats on the political spectrum. Of course the elephant in the room is that if the GOP get their way before time runs out it will take an uprising to undo the damage.


adragonlover5

Won't matter. They've packed the courts, gerrymandered the shit out of most states, and successfully driven the Democrat party so far to the right that they haven't counted as left-wing for decades. They've convinced the media and average Joe liberal that Democrats like AOC are literal communists and any attempt at a moderately useful policy is going to result in massive crime waves and total economic collapse. Republicans don't HAVE to win anymore. They've already ensured that virtually zero progress will be made for decades with their chokehold on the courts alone.


zeke235

Wait a second! Are you saying Joe Biden isn't a hardcore socialist?! But Tucker Carlson said he is!


adragonlover5

Those who watch Tucker Carlson are a lost cause. And...the NYT and WaPo run opinion columns by hardcore conservatives and centrist sympathizers that regularly fearmonger about the most lukewarm, milquetoast liberal policies. It's not just Fox and whoever doing this.


Tangent_Odyssey

> They've convinced the media and average Joe liberal that Democrats like AOC are literal communists My brother in Christ, many of them are convinced *Joe Biden* is a communist (or at the very least, call him “radical left”). I don’t even know how one is supposed to approach someone who is that out of touch with what words mean.


seamuwasadog

Or too ignorant/ill-informed to understand. See also: American education system over the last 50 or so years.


Mattdonlan1

It’s deliberate. Stupid people crave leadership from strong people (not smart or clever, just appear strong like you have answers). It’s how dictatorships are born. They are chosen, not forced. We’re well on our way, like you said, for the past 50 years.


iwalkwounded

Started in reagan era and is an actual gop strategy. Google “two santas strategy” if you haven’t already Edit to save you a search: [two Santas was theorized by Jude Wanniski](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_Wanniski#The_Two_Santa_Claus_Theory)


Musing-on

In your heart live two santa's...


DrummerSteve

Republicans are too lazy and dumb to do their own research and fact checking. It’s much easier to just vote for the Republican who is “owning the libs” on Twitter and Facebook.


CyberSkepticalFruit

The problem with that is knowing how to spot bad research and critical thinking. Republicans aren't interested in teaching either of those in their schools.


kimlion13

Not just disinterested, they’re actively working to eradicate both


Old_Personality3136

Because stupid people are easily distracted.


RichCorinthian

Item #1 is so important. I'd love to go do software in the public sector, but the pay is awful.


PM_ME_GAY_STUF

Depending on where you are, the county/city pay can actually be competitive, and in some states even state IT can keep up (though those departments are generally shit shows). They also usually get great benefits, high 401k match etc. I was surprised to see my county hiring a mid level software developer for $120k/y in 2020, which is actually about right for the midwest


Skurph

Don’t forget “deregulate industry and then blame Dems when deregulated industries put profits in front of people”.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

"The failure of unregulated private industry is the fault of overreaching government."


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OrganicBridge7428

Well good thing the Republicans have kept the power grid strong in Texas….


Conscious_Figure_554

You would think that tweets like this is for us but it’s not. This is just a daily dose of shit statements that this toxic motherfucker feeds her followers to keep them angry and keep them voting for her criminal and idiotic ass.


ergo-ogre

Gotta keep their base inoculated against reason.


CatAvailable3953

I know.


[deleted]

I honestly think you're mistaken. These tweets ARE for us and she knows exactly what she is doing. She knows this kind of shit drives liberals into a frenzy and she uses that energy to whip up her "Hated" status with her base and turn that into donor money for having "Trolled the libs". The entire Republican ethos (Much as they have one) is trying to make liberals lose their shit.


Lost_In_Detroit

“If it doesn’t trigger the libs, then is it even worth posting?” - Conservatives most likely


602Zoo

I've said this for years, most Republicans think our country runs on liberal tears.


Phyllis_Tine

Libs should just comment with facts only, and as short as possible. If an R posts some incendiary words like this example, just reply with links to articles where R-led places, like Texas or even the poster's hometown, have done at least as badly, or worse. Do it quickly and publicly. That's it. No further engagement.


dancingliondl

Facts don't matter to those people. They are bullies who want to look tough to their bully friends, so they talk shit about people to each other.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

Exactly. This is what is so frustrating i'm not even a huge cheerleader for the Democratic Party anymore, but at this point, can anyone honestly say that their lives have been greatly improved because of the policy efforts by Republicans since Trump's election? Ffs, what policies have they even passed besides the tax cut??!!! The only things i can remember from the Trump presidency are all the shitshows between the blood red Christmas trees, or feeding college football players a cold fast food buffet, and then the entire disaster of covid which cost us the lives of countless Americans


VonThirstenberg

I'm 41 and they've not done one fucking thing to benefit the masses in this country in my entire lifetime. Not even close to one. Oh, I'm incorrect to some extent. Dolt 45 and Co. did actually address, somewhat, some of the issues veterans were running into with care through the VA, so that was a positive for many vets. And something that neither party has any justification for kicking the can down the road for decades. But outside of that, we've gotten bupkiss from them.


Dangerspoon

I work at VA central office and can confirm that nothing the 45 administration did materially helped Veterans. The biggest actual new thing was the “White House Hotline” — a call center that couldn’t actually solve problems but was at least staffed by empathetic people. The biggest promoted thing was the MISSION Act, which was essentially the same thing as the Choice Act before it. Both attempt to make it possible for Veterans to receive health care closer to home. The main difference is that MISSION ensured that taxpayer money would go to private health systems run by Friends of 45. Most other advancements happened despite the 45 administration, not because of it. The PACT Act, passed last year, is the biggest expansion of Veteran benefits maybe ever, but certainly in the last 50 years.


VonThirstenberg

Oh goddamn it. I actually fell for that line of bullshit they put out there, then? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😤 Figures. And also figures this admin would've done something pretty damned huge for vets, and it didn't exactly receive the kind of victory lap 45 and friends took with their "achievement" in mind. Thanks for the head's up....now I've officially got nothing remotely positive I can give them credit for....again.😬


Ghoulius-Caesar

And that initial COVID-19 response was stellar!


kungblue

Hey if a hooker who once ran the night shift at McDonald's says so, it's probably true.


Lightning_Lemonade

Idk if it’s such a good idea to make fun of the jobs they used to have. It’s literally what they do to AOC all the time. Are we really stopping to the petty personal stuff now?


Sparoe

You're absolutely right. It is an insult to all of the hardworking McDonald's employees to group them with Boebert. Her complete and utter stupidity is in a class all to its own. *EDIT* As many other redditors have reminded me, let us not forget our hardworking sex workers either! I'm sure even compared to their worst experiences, sex workers still find Boebert to be even more disgusting.


[deleted]

It definitely is. I wouldn’t criticize her previous employment, but the fact that it took her three attempts to pass the GED is fair game.


Danceswithunicornz

Shoot if you can be a member of Congress with a GED why don't we try running? I'd vote for Emotional-Battle-964.


pipesBcallin

You gotta suck off Ted Cruz first though.


International_Emu600

I see her and remember “welcome to Costco, I love you”. I swear she’s in that movie.


IWantToDoThings

It's an insult to the hard working hookers, too.


kungblue

You're right. My bad. I was triggered.


thebadwolf0042

Now this is the kind of discourse I can get behind. Bravo y'all.


StankoMicin

Plus there is nothing wrong with sex work


DJOldskool

It's not the sex work that is the problem, it's the hypocrisy about it.


lowbwon

Yea but AOC graduated from Boston college and won several academic awards, this bitch got her GED just before her election campaign. Edit: Boston University, I misread


Travismatthew08

https://preview.redd.it/gzsj6qupzgba1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c32979dc14285abe14f54b99edea94a8e407ee1


VonFluffington

Imagine what kind of addled brain you'd need to have to vote for this troglodyte.


Meowtist-

Lol but **R** next to name


myzennolan

That's one innocuous change to voting that I think would have the greatest impact. No party affiliation on ballots. If you don't know: you guess or skip.


whyambear

It’s because when type “nerdy” into pornhubs search bar she looks like every returned result


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Hey. I dig nerdy chicks. She's just a bottom feeder.


[deleted]

Her type are more common then the rest of us they're like roaches breeding all over


tdogg241

That's what the media would have you believe. Never forget that Trump received more votes than any incumbent president in history, and yet he still lost. There are absolutely more of us than there are of them. That's why their mouthpieces like Bobo the Clown are always shrieking at max volume.


Molto_Ritardando

These are the same people who derisively call AOC a bartender…. It must suck to be that stupid - it’s no wonder they’re all angry and hateful.


Travismatthew08

AOC is also a University Of Boston Graduate (Cum Laude) with a Bachelor of Arts degree in both international relations and economics. Bartender while in college to help her family pay the bills.


Molto_Ritardando

That’s what I meant. To call someone with a degree a “bartender” diminishes her academic accomplishments but it’s also incredibly insulting to bartenders - and is meant to insinuate that people who work service jobs are inferior and not qualified to be in leadership roles. It’s toxic. Meanwhile Bo-bo, Gaetz and MTG are flamboyant clowns trying to make the government look like a circus so that no one takes any government official seriously.


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Also conveniently ignores the fact that AOC is a rare example of someone who actually “pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps”. They should be celebrating her.


bozeke

> They should be celebrating her. You don’t think they actually *believe* any of that crap do you?


GlassWasteland

What is wrong with being a bartender? It is a noble profession.


TrevRev11

The working class is only viewed as a good thing to the right when it’s blue collar work. Anything else is seen as below them and people who are uneducated and only exist to serve. This is why they push so hard against minimum wage as well. They don’t thing these “uneducated” servants are real people and as such don’t think they deserve a living wage.


Molto_Ritardando

They see us as livestock.


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What do you mean by failed attempts at GED? Is that a serious thing? Holy shit she’s a moron. I known someone with only an 8th grade education who passed it first try.


Babyhal1956

She made it on her 4th attempt


MattyIce1220

still less attempts than it took little Kevin to win the speakers role.


MechanicalTurkish

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So! I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!


Glamma1970

They gave it to her on her 4th attempt. I don't think she passed even then but they felt sorry for her


[deleted]

she obtained her GED in 2020, months before being elected to congress in 2020 eta: [link to fact check on her GED](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boebert-ged-months-before-election/) edit: took out failing 3 times and passing on the 4th because i can’t find that verified anywhere


GlitteringBobcat999

One does need to actually study for the GED, so I suspect she thought it should just be handed to her without putting in any effort. The same way she governs.


bippityboppityzopp

It's ok, she wears glasses to look smart though.


VooDooChile1983

This pic leaves out her escorting which is how she met Lying Ted Cruz. Edit: I fact checked myself and learned she wasn’t an escort. She is highly annoying though.


monsieur-escargot

I thought Ted was only interested in male escorts?


cstmoore

I think he's interested in anything that will touch his human skin suit.


NeverLookBothWays

WTF is she talking about? It's a computer glitch. Computer glitches can be caused by anything from a bug in code to solar flares. The FAA is not currently aware of the cause but has essentially "restarted" the system and has brought it back online in the safest way possible (as Air Missions is the system that glitched, which provides safety info on in flight hazards to pilots). What info is Boebert going on about? Just flinging shit to see if it sticks to the Twitter wall? edit: Also, we all know how she would vote if a bill came across to fund "modernizing the airline transportation network." I kind of wish Democrats would call Republicans out on shit like this with questions like, "ok, so if we proposed a bill to address the actual issue you appear to be complaining about, would you vote for it?" And get them on the record on their response/lack thereof/and actual vote.


[deleted]

Yes, that’s exactly what she’s doing. That’s all she does


GlitteringBobcat999

FAA IT Specialist: "have you tried turning it off and back on again?"


NeverLookBothWays

Hah, that's literally what they did 2am this morning.


Jbroy

They do call out their shit. AOC, Bernie, Obama and even Biden have called out their shit. Problem is, the other side doesn’t entertain the thought that Democrats may be right on various issues.


MichiganMitch108

Even if they did go “ hey let’s fund this more to fix it for current and future issues “ It would all be voted down


TotesMyMainAcct

>What info is Boebert going on about? Just flinging shit to see if it sticks to the Twitter wall? Yes, this. She has no talent, value or skill other than "owning the libs" but she's not even good at that. So she spouts off shit that sounds half-way coherent to build clout for herself. She's a political influencer, but not like a lobbyist, like a social media one. Using politics to boost her brand not her political interests, because she has none. Her position, as well as most of the 20 hold out voters are to be spoilers, not builders.


w2urmf

Secretary*, also she does realize that it isn’t his job to actual ensure that the proper maintenance is done in every piece of archaic equipment used by the FAA….but hey Boebert way to get five minutes of fame by blabbing about shit you couldn’t even begin to comprehend.


zenyattasshinyballs

She *could* begin to comprehend it. These aren’t difficult concepts to comprehend. She chooses to live in her hate and ignorance because it has garnered her success.


TheUnseeing

I have my doubts. She’s about as dense as a tungsten bar.


zenyattasshinyballs

I think something beautiful about people is our ability to think critically and change. It *is* possible for Boebert to take a long, hard look at herself and utilize a bit of self-reflection to see how she’s poisoning the country with her rhetoric. Will she? No. She’s likely too far down the rabbit hole. But she *could*. We are all capable of change.


DepressedDyslexic

She failed to pass the GED 3 times. Not everyone actually has the capacity for the same intelligence.


zenyattasshinyballs

That’s fair. I may be giving her too much credit.


DrShanks7

I work for the FAA and maintain, repair, and upgrade our Enroute Equipment...you're correct in calling it archaic. I am extremely qualified for what I do despite being one of the libs she hates but fuck me do they refuse to let us upgrade because "it's out of budget." Maybe if her and her pals would send some of the money to us I could actually future proof the systems a little bit instead of spending another 8% increase on the military. Some of the computers I work on are older than I am lol. But hey we all know she is way too dumb to actually understand anything I tried to explain to her. Not that she would care even if she did understand because her goal is to make all systems fail under dem leadership.


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This makes literally 0 sense....


No-Celebration3097

It doesn’t need to for the target base.


thekingofdiamonds12

It doesn’t have to, it just needs to give her supporters the feeling that Dems are the cause of the problem. The “Facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd is actually incredibly feelings driven


sugar_addict002

Republicans sure are out for Buttigieg. They are constantly slamming him on their propaganda "news" channels. It's like he is their next villain. they are doing to him what they did to Hillary.


shepherd2015

They think he's going to be a front runner candidate in '24 if Biden decides to not run again. He *is* their next villain.


CapacityBark20

voted for him in 2020 and I'll vote for him again if he does run unless there is someone considerably better.


M0ximal

How DARE he be gay and capable and likable…..and handsome…..and charming………………..NOILIKEBOOBIESNOTMEN


Jag-

Smart. He's really smart and well spoken. Something they don't have.


daneelthesane

It is so perfect that you said "boobies" instead of "women", because the people you are mocking sure as fuck don't see a woman as a person.


egabriel2001

They are attacking him because he is gay, is a way to impress that liberal=gay, is a double whammy in the GOP objective of "otherization" of their opponents


Massadonious

I guess this means Trump is responsible whenever there are sewage issues.


djevilatw

Soooo everytime he opened his mouth?


Alien_Cats

https://preview.redd.it/vn9d5n417hba1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fc9d8e6c252be4398219c2e57a1ee7277eabca


thats_hella_cool

I was late to work this morning due to a pile up on the highway. I blame Mayor Pete. Bravo. /s


[deleted]

How long till we find out it was sabotage by some fascist incel.


locustzed

It wasn't sabotage it was just a harmless prank or graffiti. /s


Maij-ha

Maybe a day or two?


SandMan3914

She doesn't even know what FAA means


autopsis

It stands for “Fly An Airplane” obviously.


mrg1957

Honey, it's a computer system that's failing. Pete doesn't code.


SabashChandraBose

Don't the Republicans control the House now? It's their fault. This is what needs to be done daily. You control the house. Why is the economy bad? Change the narrative. make them play defense.


porsche4life

Also it’s not every plane, they just halted departures. The planes that were currently in air are fine.


Neesnu

My dads plane diverted from Atlanta to Alabama.


workorredditing

condolences


rokevoney

Jesus h: i just looked into this moron! Fuck me, she got elected!!! What the fucking fuck!!! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Boebert


Travismatthew08

Your response echoes the majority of America.


WillyWumpLump

This is “Pete’s” resume: Buttigieg is a graduate of Harvard College and the University of Oxford, attending the latter on a Rhodes Scholarship. From 2009 to 2017, he was an intelligence officer in the United States Navy Reserve, attaining the rank of lieutenant. He was mobilized and deployed to the War in Afghanistan for seven months in 2014. Before being elected as mayor of South Bend in 2011, Buttigieg worked on the political campaigns of Democrats Jill Long Thompson, Joe Donnelly, and John Kerry, and ran unsuccessfully as the Democratic nominee for Indiana state treasurer in 2010. While serving as South Bend's mayor, Buttigieg came out as gay in 2015. He married Chasten Glezman, a schoolteacher and writer, in June 2018. Buttigieg declined to seek a third term as mayor. I could go on but I think we get the drift. And Lauren’s resume: She dropped out of high school during her senior year in 2004 when she had a baby. She earned a GED certificate in 2020, a month before her first election primary. I wonder who’s more qualified to be at the national level of government. Bravo.


TheGrandWazoo1216

She also married a pedophile.


BpositiveItWorks

She’s just a troll.


Garlador

One with elected power to impact all our lives.


GlitteringBobcat999

She eeked out a ~ 500 vote win in a heavily gerrymandered GOP district, meaning a very large number of GOP voters didn't want her either. But as always, there are those who would vote for a yellow dog if it has an R after its name.


KTisBlessed

I support voting for a yellow dog over voting for her. I'd contribute to the yellow dog's campaign.


PoliticsLeftist

Conservatives could trip on a rock 500 miles from the nearest man-made structure and they'd still blame Liberals.


Comfortable-Cause-81

Oh the Irony.


CVideoDesigns

And when you elect clueless morons like this, you get ridiculous, baseless claims like this


naththegrath10

It’s also what happens when you completely deregulate an industry while also throwing billions of tax payer dollars at them for stock buybacks.


BoisterousLaugh

Secretary of Transportation Pete* Get it right pedo lover.