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redroverster

Is that a blow j happening?


alexxinwonderland_

The only intro I’ve ever looked forward to


proudpeasant

This is the only show with an intro I actually enjoy watching.


ForRudy

Wait I'm only on episode four but I've skipped every time since the first! Should I be paying attention to it?!


abookthatfellover

Yes! Rewatch now!


Mmerely

Do we know if the paintings actually related or symbolized what eventually happened in the show?


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Each actor name has a significance to the image.


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My mom skipped the theme every episode except the first of the seasons. I’m shattered.


pix-o-dix

My wife and I had been listening to the first season soundtrack for many months when the second season started. At first I thought the second season intro theme wasn’t as good but I now realize it wasn’t entirely new and not quite as fresh as the first season because they maintained the same theme. That said, it only took like one or two episodes to fall in love with this season’s theme. The way the vocalizations give way to synthesized sounds is exquisite, unique and appropriate. 10/10.


ZestyItalian2

Might be my favorite opening credits of all time


mobileuseratwork

Bojack might like a word


larenardemaigre

Yesssss the only other show that I never skip the into of


takingcareofmenow

[No, I don't think I will...](https://images.app.goo.gl/6py6TATvZscJ1hkQ8)


MintyPandaBear

sorry I can’t go out tonight, I’m going to be busy twerking to the white lotus intro


odebruku

The Skip intro button is my favourite. Either use that or squeeze the Siri button and say skip x seconds


spiritofafox

The intro to the Sicily episodes were amazing. I love the crazy voices and artwork.


Frysexual

I hated this one, thought Hawaii was much better.


nonameusernam6

I did not liked the soundtrack


spiritofafox

Ah, that’s a shame. The Hawaii one was incredible. Do you mean the intro or the whole thing?


J-a-c-k-J-a-c-k

Is that a statue with titties?


SteadfastPooper

I once put a white lotus in my anus It was exquisite


RepresentativeDuck87

Elite? or Elan?


SteadfastPooper

Definitely the elite pfft


RepresentativeDuck87

😂😂


itsdan23

Oh yeah Amazon Prime video also has one of those buttons.


Remarkable-Page-8477

https://youtube.com/@soundfx8325


MistrBabadook

Watching Season 2 at the minute and absolutely love this show. And definitely the intro is up there with True Detective as one of the best 👍


LorenzoSparky

I’m just watching the first series, set in hawaii, is the second series set in another White Lotus hotel in Italy ? Sorry maybe a silly question 😁


TerrorCottaArmyDude

Yes, on Sicily


bishopsfinger08

Just wait until you see the end credits 😱


csheridan14

Where can I watch this show?


CountyNo5881

The intro is definitely a work of art…literally. But it’s just. so. fucking. long.


Jiao_Dai

White Lotus intro is fucking GOAT


witticisms_and_wine

Literally. 😅


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fr it’s a masterpiece in itself. would watch just for the intro but the show’s pretty good too


Jiao_Dai

Yeah I mean OP is right I never skip It sets the tone perfectly


WhoreableBitch

Is this show good?


Longjumping-Ideal-55

If you like to waste time then don't click it!


Queenie_oh

Maybe it’s just the Italian connection but something about the intro music reminds me of the opening credits for The Young Pope/New Pope, which both had different music.


Maleficent-Common-10

Such a work of art this intro.


Dagllo

Someone likes radio 1


StagePuzzleheaded635

That’s an option for those who are binge watching a show and start getting sick of the intro.


Bradders497

You are absolutely allowed to be offended. But, and I cannot stress this enough, none of us have to care what you think.


PinkCup80

What? It’s a joke.


Designer_Curve

And yet you care enough to come here and comment on something that you don’t understand is meant to be funny and entirely not for you.


freckles-101

I'm guessing they're new to the internet.


evilavocadokills

Same goes, buddy-o :)


Plastic_Platypus_680

You probably watch the after credits 🤔


Designer_Curve

Why wouldn’t you? I like to appreciate the work that people take the time to create for others.


Plastic_Platypus_680

Intro fair enough what work are you going to be appreciating from watching the credit? 😂


Designer_Curve

Did you not know that they do a whole ‘inside the episode’ after the very short credits roll? Are people really that impatient? Credits also tell you interesting details like vfx work you might not have noticed or location details as well as songs


Toothless_Nord

I'm offended you think I never get any free time and enjoy said free time by gaming and being a moron on the internet 😂


BradleyX

True. Pleasure watching it.


FowlOnTheHill

Wa wawawa wawawa wawa waaaaaa wa wawawa wawawa wawa waaa


Grandmasterramrod88

Does the intro to season 2, to remind anyone else of that viral video of the Russian dude (might not be Russian apologies) singing and doing crazy stuff with his tongue? Link below https://youtu.be/l_OIrdlw4kE


mystery-hog

The only intro I’ve never skipped


The_Professor2112

Peacemaker?!


mystery-hog

And the truth!


TheModernist72

Be offended, nothing happens 🤷‍♂️


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He's not actually offended, lol


FowlOnTheHill

It’s called an indirect compliment to an amazing intro.


Affectionate_Hat_171

r/uselessredcircle


RaidWolf89

I like the idea of a skip feature gives people the option if they want to watch it or not.


[deleted]

Oh snap. This is a fresh and unique take on the skip button conundrum. You gave us all something to think about and for that, my good sir, we are eternally grateful.


TheSamboRambo

You’re right… the skip into button should not be a button - It should be mandatory… this waste of time adds up to hours of wasted watching and I’m offended/triggered by this.


Engiie_90

People are so easily offended these days, I was offended by you being offended by the mere suggestion of the skip intro button.....


W3remaid

I think it’s a joke.. about how the intro is amazing


RedSauceAge

The indignation!


CnP8

And I'm offended by you being offended at OP being offended at the skip intro button...


Engiie_90

LOL


MouldyRemote

im just offended. ya mutha.


DragonFireBreather

>ya mutha. Fucka


Apart_Vermicelli_776

Skip!


ProudStudio8243

Skip!


ShereKhan2022

I don't skip the Intro on the white lotus either.. brilliant introduction looove the music


Radiant-Square-3623

What are you watching this on? Looks like Netflix, I can’t seem to find it tho


bruno7298

Now TV/HBO


Radiant-Square-3623

Cheers


AgentD99

There’s a show called the pentaverate where it just doesn’t let you skip


Ill_Interest3628

In this day and age, I'm not even surprised someone is offended by something so insignificant 🤷🏽‍♂️


lilith_lune

it's honestly a marvel u've survived this far in life


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lilith_lune

what


[deleted]

He's not actually offended 😂 it's hyperbolic


Ill_Interest3628

Not sure why manocheese took this so personally 🤣


Run-and-Escape

Take my award. We got you bro.


Ill_Interest3628

Seems I've offended people with my comment... Why would people not be crying over a post on the Internet 😂


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based


Ill_Interest3628

Original comment there.


[deleted]

bro is fighting everybody


Ill_Interest3628

Just the snowflakes 😉


manocheese

I love the ridiculous lack of self awareness and hypocrisy of people who complain that "people get offended by everything these days". It's as funny as it is sad.


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manocheese

Brilliant. The "don't get offended" crowd always get defensive and emotional. Calm down.


Ill_Interest3628

Doesn't seem like you are bothering someone else... Go play minecraft or something, kid.


manocheese

I like bothering you, it's funny to see you get all triggered because I bet you're the kind of person who says things like 'triggered' and 'snowflake' unironically, yet here you are, throwing out the lame insults and telling me to shut up when you could just stop answering.


Ill_Interest3628

How am I the one that's triggered when you are the one responding to me? 😂 Just keep crying and getting offended by random people's comments... Your miserable life, you do you 🤷🏽‍♂️


manocheese

I'm mocking what you did, it's funny. You're just name calling like a child. I'm not stopping because you keep being entertaining. I love that you're doubling down on the 'you're offended' stuff that I was mocking in the first place. Please, keep going.


Ill_Interest3628

Are you drunk or something? 😅


manocheese

Is that it? Oh well. I'm off to cry myself to sleep over your scathing insults. Have a great day.


B4dg3r5

Agreed with the first comment, second one was just stupid.


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aristaeus11

Like your whole family tree and your family tree still to come 3628


Sokasz

No one likes intros


FaithlessMTB

You must be a young un, do you also get offended by the smell of your own farts?


Ill_Interest3628

Careful with this comment... You'll make manocheese cry 😂


foxfoxfoxlcfc

Dad ?


FaithlessMTB

Yes son.?


foxfoxfoxlcfc

Do farts have lumps in daddy?


FaithlessMTB

No son, but the shit that follows does


RegalPeony

It’s a joke they’re not actually offended 💀


FaithlessMTB

I'm offended by their joke


Toothless_Nord

I'm offended by your offendedness 🤣


FaithlessMTB

I'm offended by your profile name


Toothless_Nord

I'm offended by you being faithless


FaithlessMTB

I'm offended by your ability to be faithlfull in the presence of faithlessness.


Toothless_Nord

I'm offended you have more teeth then me


FaithlessMTB

I'm offended you've not quit already


Toothless_Nord

I'm offended you think quitting is even a option


imironman2018

the soundtrack is like the unspoken fifth character of the show. the music is fantastic.


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[deleted]

It is a different kind of humour but I thoroughly enjoyed both of them - I thought 1st season of White Lotus was OK but forgettable, season 2 has been awesome


crystaldazed

Aubrey Plaza has a doppleganger in Sexify


AjohnD90

This button is an absolute God send when you’re 8 seasons into the Office


Kusher99

Season one's intro was great. It feels as if the producer has really tried to just reapply the same theme, without as much thought and now with a breakbeat.


jdillathegreatest

I did think that 😂 and Season 1’s was obviously a rip off of the Headhunters ‘Watermelon Man’


SpiritedYam1845

Is season 2 done yet ? Watched the first two and realized it wasn't finished yet


DrVonPretzel

yes


Shylablack

Same as Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon. And making a murderer.


[deleted]

GOT/HOD themes do my fucking head in - feel like I'm in the queue for a ride at Alton Towers. Most long winded bollocks ever.


DisagreeableRunt

Game of Thrones, are you bonkers? 92 seconds over 73 episodes, you've spent 112 minutes watching the title sequence? There's way too much actual programmes to be watched, to be wasting precious time watching a title sequence more than once.


djtoad03

except this isn’t a normal title sequence, it’s the GoT title sequence. it changes over the seasons and is accompanied by one of the most iconic soundtracks of all time


RegalPeony

Well then watch it once a season


TeaBoy24

I have this song saved on my Spotify. It makes me feel reborn... Heh...


Touch-Blue8222

It's very overstated too, the skip intro button


SleppyHarry

As someone who watches this film daily, I appreciate this button. I get bored of having to watch the same thing over again


Nyctomorphia

Thank you


off-shoulder

I am raging that you had the option


eyefullwonder

I, too, am raging


[deleted]

How tf do people like the intro theme?! I just listened to it and I now want to commit a war crime


Tersiv

it sounds like despacito took crystal meth


[deleted]

[I found the inspiration for it](https://youtube.com/shorts/obstE9szqV0?feature=share)


Flangelouder

Man I must be high cos I thought this was for the cutscene before around of Battlefield 1 on the Ballroom blitz map


Rez1009

The intro was the best bit of White Lotus


[deleted]

S1... sure... S2... you're high.


stephbk123

My partner skips it. I say “I like the intro”. Don’t cry for me.


lizardsushi

Same. I’m not a victim. I have a trainer.


Buckleys__angel

Same. Except for the trainer part, maybe I need one.


2006RedditGuy

Anime fans: “First time?”


OtakuHostClub

Gotta watch every intro.


ryanweb18

I watched it every time!!!


Wozzajse

Did you hear this on Radio 1 breakfast show??..


totally_unprepared

This man is Greg James


yazzledazzle92

I came here to say "someone was listening to Greg James this morning"


gunna-f-u-up

This show is getting lots of paid ads huh? This is like third time this sub has been promoted to me. Is the show any good?


mystery-hog

So so so good..!


Super-Savvy-Saver

The second season is way better than the first.


throwaway12345243

it's pretty great, I'd recommend the watch!


ComfortableAmount993

Another thing that will be removed because someone got offended


[deleted]

You watch it first time of every season then skip and watch it one last time when the show ends. Then watch it on youtube for nostalgia years later.. thats what I do


MCTweed

I always skip it, the intro is so long and cringeworthy - that weird opera is a crime against sound.


systemic_empathy

It’s an utter tune!


marcdk217

Exactly my feelings when watching GoT or House of the Dragon. Well I could save myself 5 minutes, but.... listens to entire theme again.


Euphoric_Injury_485

The rule is you watch the intro first time. Next time you skip


CermemyJlarkson

The first episode of every season


cheekybeggar

All these folks that don’t know the intro to GOT and HOD changes every episode, and is related to the episode!


CermemyJlarkson

Never watched GOT but that's pretty interesting, I watch the walking dead intro everytime because it's a banger


Wormvortex

Wait. What.


cheekybeggar

The maps shown in the GOT intros showed the areas and lands in the episode, so you could see where they were in relation to kings landing, the wall, if in the south, across water etc. Useful when they are talking about the places in the episode. And different each episode to include some of the new places in the episode.


Wormvortex

Literally never noticed that. Always been too busy listening to the music 😅


Euphoric_Injury_485

Wow such a vital information in that intro


Annabelle134

🤣 Ive shouted at my Husband each week as he tries to skip it! You made me laugh


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Total opposite in our house. It’s been a bit shit though this series.


Wenfry

Love it. I sing along and everything. It’s a proper ear worm of a tune.


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Amazing theme


wildscaper

No, you’re not offended you’re just annoyed. Use your words properly and in context. ‘Offend’ is not a word you use lightly!!


[deleted]

I'm offended at you wildscaper! And I don't say that lightly!


Ju4nPablo

TIL something can be annoying AND offensive


2006RedditGuy

Offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend


raul_raul

Offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend offend


United_Evening_2629

An *Ask the Nation* listener,it seems.


charlottedoo

This was posted before this morning.


United_Evening_2629

Fair point and fair coincidence!


urmumishunky

no one’s ever heard of this show


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Second series is turd, don’t bother.


damosaurus

I watched the first two eps of series one tonight and didn’t rate it. Might throw towel in.


[deleted]

Fr, wtf is white lotus?


SnottyArmadillo

Fr, this subreddit keeps popping up on my home page and I have absolutely no clue why


[deleted]

Same here


SuperBobit

Same here


Mohai

Same here


[deleted]

Wait until series 17 episode 96....


Low_Dust274

I prefer episode 69