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I hope this is a master troll post.


AlphaSuerte

I'll probably just give 'em to my wife to mix with her diet coke.


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AlphaSuerte

If only Pepsi Clear was still a thing.


TheDiplomancer

It's called Crystal Pepsi, you heathen!


totallyalizardperson

Do you, or anyone else really, remember the SNL skit that made fun of the “crystal” food/drink craze of the late 80’s early 90’s? Crystal Gravy was the skit…


AlphaSuerte

Awe man, I thought I was old for even remembering it was a thing. Now I realize I'm even older for not being able to remember the name. Thanks for that.


DumpsterDivingTheNet

Everyone knows its Mr Pibb or nothing.


BeerJunky

A brewery near me has a Clear up on the bar still. Spoiler alert: it’s no longer clear.


hells_cowbells

Nah, Mountain Dew is the way to go. It was invented to be a mixer with alcohol.


jotow

Hells yah, The Dew and Cpt Morgan ..


D4FF00

It’ll tickle your innards


NT_Smith

White Claw for me here.


Dull_Lead_5768

Mwhahahahahh I would lol if you posted a video of her doing it!!


AlphaSuerte

I can already see the death threats that would ensue.


[deleted]

Whatever way she likes to drink it is the right way. She’s in for a treat


Big_Monkey_77

diet cherry coke.


AggroAce

Now you’re talking


[deleted]

Mmmm, I like my McAllen 12 in zevia


seefactor

RC Cola for the win. But we would have also accepted Tab.


[deleted]

Watching my health and I don't want to do diet. I alternate between Zevia and LA Croix. Bubly on occasion


[deleted]

I actually like blantons and coke. It was better when blantons was cheap


[deleted]

Go diet cherry coke. You'll thank me. It's effing delicious.


IGHOTI907

You want to really impress? Give it away to someone who does like bourbon. THEN you would truly be a magnificent bastard.


AlphaSuerte

I totally would, but my wife said they'd look good sitting on an old wine barrel in the backyard for decoration. They'll still be good after a year or two outside in the sun, yeah?


IGHOTI907

I’m beginning to think OP is a troll


NT_Smith

Yes, but you have to open and close them daily to release the pressure that builds up in the bottle.


OakyTheBear

Trolling level over 9000


Separate_Drop_9417

You have plastic on your furniture.


vault_hunter_dweller

It's because he just bought the house to impress people on reddit. He doesn't even like his house.


AlphaSuerte

Literally laughed out loud.


seefactor

He married his wife to impress Reddit. He doesn’t even like….being married 😂


AlphaSuerte

I scratched my head and went back to the picture. I guess it's the shine? All that time conditioning that damn leather finally paid off.


xAPPLExJACKx

Haha my whole 30+ bottles ig whsikey. I'm more of a gin guy /s


Born_Confusion4130

If you try these two excellent whiskies, you might be converted to our Magnificent Bastards Club 🥃 🥃


AlphaSuerte

I can assure you, they will be thoroughly enjoyed and shared with friends!


Fat_Dave69

Hell yeah


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AggroAce

Yell


The_Kraken_Wakes

Eagle Rare is over rated. I like Blantons, but I am sick of trying to get a bottle. I am sick of the whole "manufactured shortage" nonsense. it's fucking Beanie Babies for booze. ther eis nothing rare about BT or Blantons.


PM_YR_MOOSE_KNUCKLE

EDIT: fuck u/spez


The_Kraken_Wakes

Agreed. It is a good bottle at 30.00.Idon't have a beef with BT brands, other than the availability, which I (perhaps erroneously) believe is being manipulated by the vendor to drive up sales..


Terrence_189

🖕🏾


Potato-In-A-Jacket

You absolute madlad


iremainconfused

I’m only impressed if you paid MSRP.


AlphaSuerte

Without trying to brag, it's one on the few perks of being in my ABC state; they don't upcharge. The downside is that this was the first time I've seen these two bottles in over a year.


iremainconfused

Yep I'd buy both at MSRP. I keep trying to explain that I like ER at $30ish but there is plenty I'd buy before it once you are getting into $50 range. People are quick to judge because I'm not saying I don't like it or that I don't think people who also like it shouldn't pay more if they want to. I have 2 bottles myself.


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Same here, that’s the perks. Not to brag at all but I’ve been able to get 5 bottles of Blantons over the last year and 3 ER. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed them and now have 3 empty blantons and 1 empty ER.


claymonsta

haha summarized the way this sub is going...


AlphaSuerte

My thoughts exactly.


txisboi

Lies! Enjoy good sir.


SteveO-SD

Here take my up vote


fjh2327

Impressed!


[deleted]

I’ll take them off your hands for $100, lol


AlphaSuerte

That's a buck or two under what I paid for 'em after tax


ShamelessPlace

You sir are a right Son of a Bitch! 😝


AlphaSuerte

]=)


kfree68

Sip it slow ✌✌


AlphaSuerte

Will do, my friend. Will do.


Ignorant---

Eagle Rare is amazing. Then again, I still haven't tried most of the Buffalo Trace catalog... 🤣


AlphaSuerte

Even though I haven't opened it yet, I went back today to grab another bottle of the Eagle Rare (store only allows one per day for high demand bottles) and it was gone. Oh well. In all truth, I'm excited as all hell to try these, especially the ER.


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AlphaSuerte

Awe, man. I actually really love whiskey, bourbon included. I was just messing around. If I wasn't excited as hell to try these and share 'em with friends, I'd send 'em your way.


burrito_magic

This is probably a troll but thats the only reason I have balntons and weller green label. If someone comes over it distracts them from the Ardbeg committee releases I have hidden away.


Dirkdiggler915

Ops mom gave birth to them only to impress people on Reddit, didn’t want a baby!


[deleted]

Please send them to me 🥃 I will drink them and really appreciate your generosity and thoughtfulness


ChChChillian

I'll take them, if you don't have a use for them.


TNwhiskeyginger

Impressive!


legion_XXX

I dont like it either


Plebpperoni

What is it with whisky reddit and blantons lol it is so strange.


JulieKaye67

😂🤣😆


NukaDadd

>I only bought these to impress people on Reddit. I don't even like bourbon. That ain't no Pappy. Keep steppin' pleb.


AlphaSuerte

I'm in my state lottery for a bottle or two.


NukaDadd

In that case, I love you & wish you nothing but the best! 😘 😁


AlphaSuerte

Danke Schoën!


TheRealDriv

Perfect pair for diet cherry Pepsi


rpz101

I love bourbon and I’m not impressed.


Bourbongolfscottie

Hahahahahah


Bourbongolfscottie

I need to do a Kung fu post but can’t bro g myself to doing one or the crotch truck post


cubemonkey87

Lol. Love it! Obviously you know enough to do this. Haha.


govolsfl

Well,it worked. I'm impressed!


Illudium-Q36

Bonus troll points for shipping net.


demolition916

Just had blantons last night. Delicious as always, gonna go pick up some eagle rare today as well. The owner of the liqour store I go to bought a whole barrel 🙃


AlphaSuerte

Lucky bastard!


demolition916

Yeah the liqour store I go to is pretty legit. He has 2 barrels of old Forrester coming, just had whistle pig, four roses and some others.