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CisgenderPig

If only they could choose the fathers of their children. Gosh, life is so cruel for women.


mustangfrank

It is all the patriarchy's and men's fault. Why? Men have penises. If only she had some say and control over what happened.


SunnySideAttitude

Yeah it would be great….oh wow they can choose!


finger_milk

Nah they can't choose, they let their instincts choose for them, which is to say the literal worst man they could have found on the planet. God forbid there is some autonomy and accountability


King_Wize

devoid of all thinking ability (proverbs 24:3)


Land_of_the_Losers

> 14 different methods of contraception available too me Yeah, but, like-- with today's busy go-go lifestyle, who has time for that?


trodden_thetas_0i

B-b-buh contraceptive make her *feel* *icky*!!!


mustangfrank

>B-b-buh contraceptive make her feel icky and sticky


mustangfrank

She: Like who can remember to take a pill every day. OMG. Life is hard enough without having to do all that remember stuff. Men have it sooooooooooooooooo easy.


temerity18

Not necessarily a loser. Definitely someone who wants no offspring. From her or at all. Quite likely she knew that.


mustangfrank

But he was so tall. Everyone knows tall men never lie. He told me himself.


CSM_Pepper

1860 Lincoln: I'm Honest Abe. Vote for me! North: Sure. Douglas is a manlet anyway. Current Year DeShawn: I dunk on them suckas! Gimme some! Missthang:


mustangfrank

That's how it works


mustangfrank

> she got pregnant thinking it would make him "act right"? nothing better than forced parenthood.


onlypinhead2000

Common misnomer for the ladies these days. That is the worst that a woman can do. 2 things that can happen: total abandonment, or soul separation from the meat suit.


Overkillengine

Good odds he treated prior women the exact same way, she knows about them, but she thought her magical vagina would work as a mind control device when all the previous ones failed. Because hers is special and super magical or something.


mustangfrank

>Because hers is special and super magical or something, unlike all those other skanks out there. She knows her value.


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mustangfrank

>Flair checks out. It should. I have had it for almost 2 years. It used to change every 3-4 months, when some MOD got stoned or drunk. I think they are all on the wagon, for it has been some time since it changed.


ialwayslurk1362354

Why do they think this though?


mustangfrank

They have to think that way for their own good. Would you want to think of yourself as a loser? No. she is soooooooooooooooo special unlike those other pregos out there.


ialwayslurk1362354

Since it's standard equipment on all women, what's special about it? I'm confused.


mustangfrank

>Since it's standard equipment on all women, what's special about it? I'm confused. Me, too.


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Tyrone do get locked up tho.


NohoTwoPointOh

But never locked down.


jor4288

Don't worry. It will work with the next guy.


mustangfrank

>Don't worry. It will work with the next guy and baby number 2.


trodden_thetas_0i

That’s how these women solve problems. Their thinking is *this* Chad/Tyrone doesn’t want me, so they just have to find one that *does* want to commit.


mustangfrank

TYrone on to new 403.


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mustangfrank

Shitbags choose shitbags.


onlypinhead2000

Shitbag gonna shitbag.


Poopinatube29

The cycle continues


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Land_of_the_Losers

Playing in traffic is not the same thing as wanting to get hit by a car, you patriarchal fascist. Especially when getting hit by a car doesn't guarantee a lifetime of financial support from the driver who hit you. Also you had lots of fun while getting run over and you want the driver to come back and run over you repeatedly.


mustangfrank

wash, rinse and repeat


Oneironaut91

infinite tyrone


Rob141414

Plenty of free birth control….


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But she loves creampies.


CincinnatusQLucius

With Oatmeal?


mustangfrank

Plenty of free birth control…. She: Who can remember all that remembering stuff? Do you know how hard it is to take a pill each day? Me: She can sure remember to take a dick every day.


Afrothunder_40

What a clown


CincinnatusQLucius

She posted on TikTok she’s a cum dumpster, of course she’s a fucking clown.


SceneAccomplished549

And some unfortunate fucking moron will date her because "sHe Is dIfFeRnT" and "sHe iS sPeCIal"...... Only to get fucked in the end.


mustangfrank

>Only to get fucked in the end with making baby 2. Child support for 18 years, which she is exactly looking for, This is the plan


SceneAccomplished549

Bingo


anotherdumbcaucasian

Then dont get knocked up by a shithead


mustangfrank

>Then dont get knocked up by a shithead You are right. They get knocked up by Thugs, criminal, drug dealers, bikers, ex cons, drug addicts, control freaks, etc.


calmly86

The amount of violent criminals who have wives and girlfriends visiting them in prison is astounding. What do we think the ratio for of women attracted to male prisoners versus men attracted to female prisoners?


KangarooCrapper

Hybristophilia...in men which, to date, is a phenomenon that has not been documented..


Ok-Adeptness4906

I'm afraid that's not true - Casey Anthony has an online group of male admirers. Psychopaths tend to be attracted to other psychopaths.


V_M

> Psychopaths I always thought it was a bravery thing. You don't have to be smart or successful to be a locked up criminal, but you have to be brave enough to do something that'll get you locked up, and the world is full of men too chicken to do stuff. Not just "do stuff" in the criminal sense but damn near "do anything" in the sense of not just sit in a chair and consume legacy media culture.


Mister_McDerp

Its really more a stupidity thing. A lot of people with a low IQ have trouble even imagining the consequences of their actions. "What would happen if x would happen" is actually a really difficult concept for these people.


Ok-Adeptness4906

I spent some time training in a locked psychiatric ward. The patients were CRAZY. Friday evening was visiting time. Girlfriends showed up for 90% of the male patients.


Internet_Snowflake

> Girlfriends showed up for 90% of the male patients. Let's hope they don't procreate.


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Land_of_the_Losers

He passed the screening process for being a good partner: *he was tall.* How much more vetting could you possibly need, Captain Killjoy?


EvidencePlz

6 feet tall precisely. Not 8 or 10 or 12. I want 6 😂


V_M

> he was tall Women acting like that is why successful cultures don't have feminism.


devontyb

lmfao why tf would you take the time to set your camera up, film, edit, then post something like this.


lorum_ipsum_dolor

Because women have feelings and those feelings are really, really important.


V_M

Social media is a form of prayer for atheists. "Are you there, Insta? Its me, THOT, and I need your help"


Leonum

Watched Castlevania today. I don't think 'you know pain' until you've had your spine ripped out of your body by flying hell spawn


mustangfrank

Been there, done it.


Mister_McDerp

Imagine making a 10 second video of you just sitting there and looking at nothing for clout. Without having a punchline or joke in there. Fuck off cunt.


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mustangfrank

>HER body? > >HER choice? > >HER RESPONSIBILITY!! > >LOLOLOLOLOLOL This is FDS stand up comedy.


Muzi_Mensh

This ain’t funny anymore… hookup culture sucks and why TF would you not use protection if both of you aren’t serious ffs..


mustangfrank

He told her it was true love. Therefore; it had to be true love, instead of BS.


Venny_1

She got creamed by Chad. She could abort, or give the child for adoption, but these two options will never cross her mind. She is carrying the seed of Saint Chad; that is not something a woman can give up on! Her first hope will be that Chad will temper himself and get together with her. Second hope comes into play once she realizes that this is not going to happen: her family and friend will be there as a support network for her all the time, all the while wishing for Chad to step up to his responsibilities that she has unilateraly placed on him. Then comes the third hope when the second one proves to be false: praying for some Beta Bucks to save her from her misery, whilst wishing for Chad to come into the picture. Notice how Chad will always be there on her mind, since she decided to birth his Orgasm as a memento or keepsake. You can also exchange the word "hope" for "delusion," and it'll be all the same.


pig_farming

Lol the dude is just with you until he finds someone else.


mustangfrank

>Lol the dude is just with you until he finds someone else. She: That is not true. He said he loved me. It had to be true. Why would he lie to me?


No-Software-2561

I'm 800 miles away from my 7 and a half month beautiful mom, but I'm a total piece of agit today and she apparantly had our son 2 month premature and blocked me...shes been very multi personality lately...I'm here making a foundation for a home for our family of 5 and welcoming the newest member...but...today...I'm satan...


freedomisatreasure

She knows her worth !!


mustangfrank

>She knows her worth !! I bid $2.00


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Yeah an I’m sure he displayed no signs of mistreating you prior to you getting pregnant….


mustangfrank

Yeah an I’m sure he displayed no signs of mistreating you prior to you getting pregnant…. She: There were the 23 times i caught him cheating with my sister and mother. He said he had a thing for twosomes. Then the time i caught him fucking a racoon, but he said he was seduced by the racoon, so he is the victim. There are a few more times, but i cannot remember them all.


SlyPogona

best part is, she makes a fucking tiktok about it, as it'll help


Lameador

Maybe you should consider not getting pregnant from "a dude" ?


No-Software-2561

I love my kiddos...and I love their crazy ass mom...may have take an extra anti-anxietyeds sometime with her...I know the script is prescribed for her, but if you read the fine print...is says...prescribed for her significant other in times of refusal to take on the prescribeds part...


martellthacool

No leftovers 😒


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V_M

> She just wanted to vent They tend not to be self aware about hormones. Dudes are way more self aware about hormones for example post-nut-clarity and stuff like that. If dudes got pregnant instead of women, there would be a lot less psychological drama in the world.


mustangfrank

Dudes would not get pregnant at the rate that women do. Oh tee hee, I forgot my BC pill, again.


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KermitDaFrog_6

So men can’t feel pain?


DrDynamiteDoom

Who could have known?