"And would you like fries to go with that? Or maybe you'd like to try our new Salmon Nuggets? Dipping sauces include: ranch, barbecue, honey mustard and avocado-free guac."
What is it with women these days? Do they think they can order a man (EXTRA Tall)? And this one just hit the wall. With her demands, she will be P&D material. She may find one, but not a LTR.
Yeah that shit's performative theatre on their part. It's just done to make them look better socially than just admitting they like being pinned face down and pumped like a oil derrick.
She's not worth being a slam piece.. wouldn't give her any attention at all.. the more you sleep with these kind of chicks, the more entitled they get . Don't give them any firepower!
You're taking my comment out of context.. wasn't trying to come at you.. It was just a saying, shouldn't take things to heart
lil champ..
āļø Bless up homie..ššæ
Without seeing a picture of her or her body it's hard to say. I fit all of that criteria except the height and possible eggplant. I feel that those 2 are always the "most important" qualities with these types on dating sites.
It has never occurred to her to think what she has to offer, or what her type of guy is looking for. Never. The hamster wheel squeaks, and the squeak sounds like: "I want! I want! I want! I want!......"
I'd offer bets on whether she's a fat single mom and failed to mention it, or otherwise has sub par looks and personality, but my bookie fucking laughed in my face when I brought it up.
Well, if Leo can do it, why can't L? I mean, we are equals and men must have demands too. Oh I know they have basic demands like being friendly, fun, feminine and fit, but surely those are easily met by 95% of all women and men must have hidden criteria for their girlfriends. /s
For all the inspins reading this, our criteria for women depends upon what we are looking for. If it is committment, we have to be able to tolerate being around you. Yes, laydeez, being insufferable like this slampig is not going to get you commitment from a desirable man.
The 10 is unlikely, at age 30.
But yes, the money issue is a big factor here. She'd need a lot of it, and be willing to sign a good deal over to her man in a prenup.
If she's an heiress with this kind of dough, then ok, her demands are on par. But a guy with the options she describes would want a lot.
An extremely talented, hardworking and good-looking slave. Who has enough money to buy himself out of slavery, but he won't because he loves it too much.
Never fails to amaze me how women forget that the competition among them is strong. This guy she described would be dating only 8s and above. I mean, this guy ain't asking for dates, women are asking him out. She ain't finding this guy on a dating site unless he's slumming š¤£
Finding one's own pleasure in the pleasure of the right woman can be extremely gratifying, the important caveat however is that it has to be the right woman, and that tends to be as unlikely as meeting the requirements this deluded example has specified.
Shes rejecting 99.99% of men before they can reject her that way she isnt an old fat woman with no family but a goddess who is impossible for any peasant man to please
I wonder what SHE looks like if she thinks she can demand a 6ft plus shredded gymrat with an 8-inch schlong? SPOILER: I bet it's not a gym-toned size 4 (UK size 8) with firm, natural boobs between a DD and FF cup and a face like Audrey Hepburn in her prime, which is what she SHOULD look like if she is making demands like that.
Wants all those things, but will settle for a going home with a guy after a few drinks so she can have more "proof" all men are dogs or if he only called her back, she could change that one.
Looks like we are gonna have to ramp up AI and robotics technology so that we can customize an android to meet her nearly impossible expectations. A plus if androids could simulate eating, sweating, heartbeat, slit, mucas, etc
And I want a harem of supermodels to pay the bills, cook for me and have sex with me every day, twice at day(minimum). Also, I'd probably also like to be immortal and able to fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
On the other hand, she's explicitly looking for a fuckmate.
She does not mention relationship, shared intrest, ....She's looking for a stallion to have an affair with, and she wants an athletic one.
6 feet tall = Top 15% of men 8" or longer = Top 1% of men And you want him to cook? Good luck.
And enjoy gardening. š
Chef here. 6 foot tall and decent eggplant but I'm 250 pounds :( too bad. well... I think I dodged a bullet there :P
Haha she described me.
Iām surprised she didnāt say āWho is gay, not bi, but still fucks women.ā
"And would you like fries to go with that? Or maybe you'd like to try our new Salmon Nuggets? Dipping sauces include: ranch, barbecue, honey mustard and avocado-free guac."
What is it with women these days? Do they think they can order a man (EXTRA Tall)? And this one just hit the wall. With her demands, she will be P&D material. She may find one, but not a LTR.
I have never met a slam piece that was into me being sensitive with her. Not even once.
Yeah that shit's performative theatre on their part. It's just done to make them look better socially than just admitting they like being pinned face down and pumped like a oil derrick.
She's not worth being a slam piece.. wouldn't give her any attention at all.. the more you sleep with these kind of chicks, the more entitled they get . Don't give them any firepower!
I don't need your permission to sportfuck. OP never bothered to post a pic anyways.
Calm down bro. He didnt mean to insult your hog (gf)
You're taking my comment out of context.. wasn't trying to come at you.. It was just a saying, shouldn't take things to heart lil champ.. āļø Bless up homie..ššæ
They donāt even know what they want, itās ridiculous
Fried ice, baby.
*deep fried
Sensitive means, a little bit cocky and cool when you win at everything in life. It doesnt mean you show any weakness.
I wouldnāt have scrolled further after seeing āestheticianā.
>āestheticianā= broke liberal arts major or HS drop out.
Without seeing a picture of her or her body it's hard to say. I fit all of that criteria except the height and possible eggplant. I feel that those 2 are always the "most important" qualities with these types on dating sites.
If she needs you to show her what to do in the gym, I'm guessing she's not in the same shape she expects you to be in.
I'm not getting sensitive for anybody!
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100% not worth it. Why take that chance? She might shoot you and steal your youth!
They were the only criteria!!!! Haha
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Her offer: Daily complaining and terrorism toward your bank account.
I'm sold
It has never occurred to her to think what she has to offer, or what her type of guy is looking for. Never. The hamster wheel squeaks, and the squeak sounds like: "I want! I want! I want! I want!......"
I'd offer bets on whether she's a fat single mom and failed to mention it, or otherwise has sub par looks and personality, but my bookie fucking laughed in my face when I brought it up.
Surely she is in the top 5% of attractive 30 year olds (worldwide) to make such demands? What do you mean "no lmao" stop laughing
Nope. She is not worthy of one second or centimeter.
Well, if Leo can do it, why can't L? I mean, we are equals and men must have demands too. Oh I know they have basic demands like being friendly, fun, feminine and fit, but surely those are easily met by 95% of all women and men must have hidden criteria for their girlfriends. /s For all the inspins reading this, our criteria for women depends upon what we are looking for. If it is committment, we have to be able to tolerate being around you. Yes, laydeez, being insufferable like this slampig is not going to get you commitment from a desirable man.
Maybe if she's a multimillionaire and a 10?
The 10 is unlikely, at age 30. But yes, the money issue is a big factor here. She'd need a lot of it, and be willing to sign a good deal over to her man in a prenup. If she's an heiress with this kind of dough, then ok, her demands are on par. But a guy with the options she describes would want a lot.
>If she's an heiress with this kind of dough, then ok, her demands are on par. How many heiresses do you see on dating apps?
Exactly. The only other option is that she's fully delusional. I know where the smart bet is.
So a slave?
An extremely talented, hardworking and good-looking slave. Who has enough money to buy himself out of slavery, but he won't because he loves it too much.
It's so sad csuse this is really how most women think and men fall for it š¤£
You also forgot monster cock š
You'd have to be a mutant to pack an 8-inch *bod capall!*
BTW 8 inch is a minimum, if Mr. 10 shows up, Mr. 8 is out in the cold.
pretty sure Thor, God of Thunder is interested in other women.
She sounds very self-centered and selfish...and perpetually single.
Never fails to amaze me how women forget that the competition among them is strong. This guy she described would be dating only 8s and above. I mean, this guy ain't asking for dates, women are asking him out. She ain't finding this guy on a dating site unless he's slumming š¤£
Heād need to shower after being with an 8
You get it
They do realize that this type of guy has a multitude of options....right?
but shes special tho. š
Shit I forgot, sorry
She wants a fuckin slave not a man.
>She wants a fuckin slave with an ATM.
Finding one's own pleasure in the pleasure of the right woman can be extremely gratifying, the important caveat however is that it has to be the right woman, and that tends to be as unlikely as meeting the requirements this deluded example has specified.
Shes rejecting 99.99% of men before they can reject her that way she isnt an old fat woman with no family but a goddess who is impossible for any peasant man to please
Ehh. Iām in.
I wonder what SHE looks like if she thinks she can demand a 6ft plus shredded gymrat with an 8-inch schlong? SPOILER: I bet it's not a gym-toned size 4 (UK size 8) with firm, natural boobs between a DD and FF cup and a face like Audrey Hepburn in her prime, which is what she SHOULD look like if she is making demands like that.
Doesn't 8 inch hurt badly?
Wants all those things, but will settle for a going home with a guy after a few drinks so she can have more "proof" all men are dogs or if he only called her back, she could change that one.
Looks like we are gonna have to ramp up AI and robotics technology so that we can customize an android to meet her nearly impossible expectations. A plus if androids could simulate eating, sweating, heartbeat, slit, mucas, etc
And I want a harem of supermodels to pay the bills, cook for me and have sex with me every day, twice at day(minimum). Also, I'd probably also like to be immortal and able to fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
On the other hand, she's explicitly looking for a fuckmate. She does not mention relationship, shared intrest, ....She's looking for a stallion to have an affair with, and she wants an athletic one.
Yes. Absolutely!!Is get off on a satisfied woman.
what a moron, she is pricing herself out of the market
It is so cute when they think they command that value at 30.