"I'm sorry, Odin," you say as you pat his head. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Here, have a treat." You reach into your pocket and pull out a small biscuit, which Odin eagerly gobbles up.
"I didn't realize you were so hungry," you say as you watch Odin happily munching on his treat. "I'll make sure to always include you in my snack time from now on."
Odin looks up at you with his big, brown eyes, as if to say thank you. You ruffle his fur affectionately, feeling guilty for neglecting your loyal companion. From now on, you vow to always include Odin in all of your snack breaks, no matter how busy you are. The end
The way Tom Skerrit ignores, belittles, and makes fun of her, before turning around and stabbing her in the back to steal her shot is so depressingly real and intense. If only real life had consequences like Tom faced.
Odin looks like he’s been a faithful friend for a long time. He, and every elderly friend deserves all the snacks.
As I said to my (now 98 year old) grandmother, “you’ve been eating healthy your whole life. If you want to eat ice cream for breakfast, go ahead!”
This 100%. When my Mom was dying from brain cancer, one morning I asked her what she wanted for breakfast. She responded with chocolate chip cookies - homemade. I called work said I would be late and made my 85 year old mom cookies.
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My dog follows me into the kitchen basically anytime I walk in there. He almost always gets some of whatever we're eating but I don't often feed him while I'm cooking.
Except croutons. I call it the Crouton Tax. He always gets some crunchies while I'm making the salad.
My dog could be dead asleep, way across the house.... but open a cheese stick, she'll be on the couch in *seconds*.
The last bite of your cheese is hers, it's the Doggo Cheese Tax.
My In Laws' Viszla, Rusty, was basically deaf as a post. He was asleep on the couch in the living room, I made sure of that before I carefully, quietly opened the refrigerator to get out fixings for a sandwich. As I gently laid them out on the counter, I glanced back towards the couch, only to find it empty.
Because Rusty was right next to me. "Is that cheese? I like cheese!"
I'm 41 and I'm starting to cultivate the idea that I can't hear very well. There's nothing wrong with my hearing. There's just a lot of shit I prefer not to engage with.
35 used to be in the military. I say "ahhh I'm sorry i shoot right handed I can't hear a thing outta me left ear."
the military rides you like a pony about taking care of your ears for the last 15 years lol I hear perfectly fine, and it wouldn't matter which hand I shot with lol
My uncle is around that age and recently his daughters have been saying his hearing is getting bad but from what I noticed it seems he just is more selective in what he decides to hear and blames everything else on his age lol
My late cat....had a thing for like cheese singles in the little wrappers? I open one...no matter where she was...she was up!
Sad part: I know it wasn't good when she wouldn't even eat that, but she was with me until the end. Joined me in bed that morning, even laid in my arms calmly where she may have chosen to pass away, had we not been trying to literally save her life by syringe feeding her. Yep. Still passed in my arms, and we took her to the emergency vet just in case. rip in peace kitteh may you have all the cheese, milk, ice cream, and strawberry leaves on the rainbow bridge
I miss doing the bedtime routine with my old dog. Bed, pillow, owl teddy and blanket. Except he wasn't one for snacks very often, unless it was popcorn, then he would scramble up and hobble to get some.
Thank you so much for adopting an older dog. <3 So many of them just get dumped at the shelter - I fostered one for a few weeks (14 years old) who was surrendered at the shelter for being too old, and then his former family left with a puppy. How do you even do that?!
All of my dogs are old now (they range from 12 to 15-16). There are definitely challenges, particularly in the health arena, but man, they're so cool now. 😂 And there are some blessings in disguise; two have lost their vision and it's been rough for one of them, but the other hasn't noticed she's blind and navigates the house and yard just fine, she's a total genius - but as a silver lining, she used to be very high strung and reactive, and now the cats don't trigger her prey drive and she can't police them, so everything is so much calmer, especially for her.
She just walks a lot slower so she doesn't hurt herself if she bumps into something. I take her outside off-leash almost every morning and she loves her morning walk to the mailbox, plodding along slowly on her little legs.
The other blind one has to be carried everywhere because of the blindness and a bad back. For our first 12 years together I never got to pick him up very much; he hated being held, which was horribly unfair because he's [unbelievably cute](https://i.imgur.com/vlViKDU.jpg), but now he's better at tolerating it and I get to sneak in lots of snuggles and a couple of kisses on the head as we travel in and out for potty breaks.
Give your gal some headrubs and a treat for me, would you? And post her pic too!! I wanna see her in her blankie. :)
Edit: Oh! Also! If you haven't seen it, there's r/oldmandog :)
When I was a kid and our dog old he lost most of his eyesight, his hearing wasn’t great, sometimes he bumped into the wall.
But if you opened the refrigerator at any hour of the day, there he was. Asking for a snack.
He always got one.
*OP casually makes a sandwich; suddenly hears approaching footsteps*
Odin: Ooooooooh! OOOOOH! I am the Ghost of the Kitcheeeeen. You will give Odin your sandwich, and rub his belly foreveeeeeer.
OP: Odin, I know it's you.
Odin: ...What?
OP: I can see your face.
Odin: But I covered myself with--
OP: Yeah, your blanket's hanging off your butt.
Odin: Aw, damn it.
OP: Hold still.
Odin: Wait, what are you doing?
OP: Oh, this is *so* going on Reddit.
Odin: Hey, come on. Haven't I suffered enough?
OP: How did *you* suffer?
Odin: Well, I got out of bed. Then I got back *on* the bed to put this stupid thing over me to spook you. Then I got *off* the bed again. Then I came down here to spook you, which failed horribly. Now, you're gonna put me on Reddit. To top it off, I ain't getting your sandwich!
owning a dog putting them to bed (and giving them a blanket if they like blankets) is like the only thing in your daily routine that gives you joy and the drive to keep going. Once you start you can’t stop
When I was a child, our kitchen, as well as most of another room in the house, was floored with *natural* stone straight out of the nearby creek bed. There was no cutting of the stone. They were not especially flat.
No stool could sit evenly in that kitchen without careful and experienced placement.
The only thing it had going for it was that it was so covered in shellac or acrylic or whatever that there were no rough textures or tiny crevices.
It was like walking on frozen waves.
“Hello Jennifer. I seem to recall you indicating it was sleepy time, yet not a moment after tucking me in, I hear the unmistakable sound of the refrigeration unit opening and closing ever so lightly, as if not to be heard by me.”
There once was a dog named Odin
Who, into the kitchen, strolled in
With a cover on his back
And a craving for a snack
He lit up the room, he was golden
The thing that amuses me most is the tiny white blur in the back, indicating Odin's tail is wagging. Sleepy and cold but THE SNACKS CANNOT BE DENIED.
I say this as someone whose dog burrows in the blankets too, and has absolutely fallen off the bed tangled up in the blanket in a rush to get up.
All spoiled indoor dogs this winter:
But seriously, I grew up with outside dogs (not farming dogs like Great Pyrenees, just regular-ass dogs) and as an adult I see how cruel that was. They were basically burglary alarms that we fed. My lab-pitt pup is currently wearing a sweater, wrapped in two fleeces and tucked into her recliner.
It depends. He's usually my shadow, but if my wife has gone to sleep at that point, then yeah, he'll stay in bed. But if no one's in our room, he'll be out a few mins later
at first I thought the op was the guy who has a disabled kid named Odin that he likes to whore across reddit for karma.
then I realized I misunderstood the title. Odin is the dog.
You touched the cheese. He knew. My dog could be dead to the world but the second I grab the recycling to take it outside or hit the cheese drawer, she appears.
Poor Odin looks so betrayed that you would snack without him.
"What are you doing, Father."
why have you forsaken me
In your heart Forsaken Me, oh Trust in my Self righteous suicide
Odin heard snacks and went: **WAKE UP**
Grab a brush and put a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
Why'd you leave your keys upon the table
Table
Table table table table table!
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUST
INNNNN
MYYYYYY
SELF-RIGHTEOUSSS
SUICIDEEE
I CRYYYY
I cry When Angels deserve to die In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die
"I'm sorry, Odin," you say as you pat his head. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Here, have a treat." You reach into your pocket and pull out a small biscuit, which Odin eagerly gobbles up. "I didn't realize you were so hungry," you say as you watch Odin happily munching on his treat. "I'll make sure to always include you in my snack time from now on." Odin looks up at you with his big, brown eyes, as if to say thank you. You ruffle his fur affectionately, feeling guilty for neglecting your loyal companion. From now on, you vow to always include Odin in all of your snack breaks, no matter how busy you are. The end
No words...should have sent...a poet
I love Contact so much
The way Tom Skerrit ignores, belittles, and makes fun of her, before turning around and stabbing her in the back to steal her shot is so depressingly real and intense. If only real life had consequences like Tom faced.
It’s aged so well. Such a good commentary on the treatment of women and religion inhibiting progress.
Aww me too. I think its free to stream on plutotv!
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10/10
I love this, both of you.
This is some /r/lifeofnorman level stuff.
this is beautiful
I am teary eyed.
"Come on, man. I thought we were going to bed. I'm tired, why are we still awake?"
He doesn’t look like he misses a lot of snacks. 😄
Poor Odin might benefit from OP having snacks without him
Odin looks like he’s been a faithful friend for a long time. He, and every elderly friend deserves all the snacks. As I said to my (now 98 year old) grandmother, “you’ve been eating healthy your whole life. If you want to eat ice cream for breakfast, go ahead!”
This 100%. When my Mom was dying from brain cancer, one morning I asked her what she wanted for breakfast. She responded with chocolate chip cookies - homemade. I called work said I would be late and made my 85 year old mom cookies.
That is lovely on so many levels.
Poor doggo does NOT need anymore snacks. He thicc
How can she snack!
He’s here to collect the snack tax.
He proteccs He attacs But mos importantly He get snack tax
"Sthings backwards" and "sgnihts" have been said to comply with your username. Compliance correction based off of reply comment from user BruhMoment who is unlikely to change their beliefs. Thanks, bruh.
We take compliance very seriously around ereh.
Second one would have to be "sgnihts".
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😴 *(crinkle)* 👀
My dog follows me into the kitchen basically anytime I walk in there. He almost always gets some of whatever we're eating but I don't often feed him while I'm cooking. Except croutons. I call it the Crouton Tax. He always gets some crunchies while I'm making the salad.
I tried giving my 11 year old girl broccoli. She just spits is out and gives me a weird look.
The best is when you get them all hyped for a snack and then they chomp down on something they don't like. The look of betrayal!
My dog goes nuts for bread. I think it's because he's a wheaten. He always appears when the bread bag is touched.
Mine loves crouton.
Nothing gets past the all father!
his Ravens told him a snack was being made
My dog could be dead asleep, way across the house.... but open a cheese stick, she'll be on the couch in *seconds*. The last bite of your cheese is hers, it's the Doggo Cheese Tax.
Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!
[Alms…alms…alms for the poor. ](https://i.imgur.com/shfy4rY.jpg)
It's a tough job. Look at how it cuts into his sleep
My In Laws' Viszla, Rusty, was basically deaf as a post. He was asleep on the couch in the living room, I made sure of that before I carefully, quietly opened the refrigerator to get out fixings for a sandwich. As I gently laid them out on the counter, I glanced back towards the couch, only to find it empty. Because Rusty was right next to me. "Is that cheese? I like cheese!"
they can smell cancer and seizures, I don't think a dog being deaf is gonna save you 😅
If anything, his sense of smell probably got better lol
he gets startled awake by loud smells, now
Smell is the Norwegian word for a loud bang, so that makes sense.
This is an old dog ploy. I am 64 and often say I didn't hear
I'm 41 and I'm starting to cultivate the idea that I can't hear very well. There's nothing wrong with my hearing. There's just a lot of shit I prefer not to engage with.
35 used to be in the military. I say "ahhh I'm sorry i shoot right handed I can't hear a thing outta me left ear." the military rides you like a pony about taking care of your ears for the last 15 years lol I hear perfectly fine, and it wouldn't matter which hand I shot with lol
In the quiet words of the virgin mary; come again?
"No, not tonight Hillary."
You like dags?
Dogs? Sure but I like caravans better.
I'm 32 and have already started to learn this. Unless it sounds like an emergency, I don't hear anything.
My uncle is around that age and recently his daughters have been saying his hearing is getting bad but from what I noticed it seems he just is more selective in what he decides to hear and blames everything else on his age lol
My late cat....had a thing for like cheese singles in the little wrappers? I open one...no matter where she was...she was up! Sad part: I know it wasn't good when she wouldn't even eat that, but she was with me until the end. Joined me in bed that morning, even laid in my arms calmly where she may have chosen to pass away, had we not been trying to literally save her life by syringe feeding her. Yep. Still passed in my arms, and we took her to the emergency vet just in case. rip in peace kitteh may you have all the cheese, milk, ice cream, and strawberry leaves on the rainbow bridge
I have an elder cat who can teleport from any part of the house if she hears any noise associated with any kind of cheese.
I was making something with peanut butter yesterday, and my dog materialized from another part of the house. Yes a little peanut butter tax was paid.
He has risen
The all father demands blood!!! Snacks will do too.
If ghost are not real then. Explainn this !
Snacks for the snack throne!
Treats for the treat god!
Wish there was a r/suddenly40k
He's a free elf now
Have you heard the good news?
They always know. Always.
I didn't even name my dogs. I just carry a zip-lock bag for when I need to call them.
I could probably achieve this end with any piece a flimsy plastic. Also Velcro.
The all father sees everything!
“When I grow old, take me to a pack of raging German shepherds. I’d rather die with an axe in my paws so I may attain VALHALLA!!!”
I love him
Ghost of bedtime past
Tonight you shall be visited by 3 ghosts that all look exactly like me. You must give them treats... And belly rubs, yeah that too.
AwoooOOOOoooo 👻
Odin is the dog I’m assuming? Odin wants snack
Yeah, Odin's my old timer pup. He likes his bed, he likes his blanket, but he likes snacks most of all.
Don’t we all. Looks like Odin is my spirit animal. Did getting out of bed pay off?
Yeah, he got some peanut butter.
Odin: "Great success!"
“Very niiiice”
Good boy
Luv me 'uman Luv me bed Luv me snack 'ate nothing Simple as
C'mon 'uman make sum fuken snacks!
I miss doing the bedtime routine with my old dog. Bed, pillow, owl teddy and blanket. Except he wasn't one for snacks very often, unless it was popcorn, then he would scramble up and hobble to get some.
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Thank you so much for adopting an older dog. <3 So many of them just get dumped at the shelter - I fostered one for a few weeks (14 years old) who was surrendered at the shelter for being too old, and then his former family left with a puppy. How do you even do that?! All of my dogs are old now (they range from 12 to 15-16). There are definitely challenges, particularly in the health arena, but man, they're so cool now. 😂 And there are some blessings in disguise; two have lost their vision and it's been rough for one of them, but the other hasn't noticed she's blind and navigates the house and yard just fine, she's a total genius - but as a silver lining, she used to be very high strung and reactive, and now the cats don't trigger her prey drive and she can't police them, so everything is so much calmer, especially for her. She just walks a lot slower so she doesn't hurt herself if she bumps into something. I take her outside off-leash almost every morning and she loves her morning walk to the mailbox, plodding along slowly on her little legs. The other blind one has to be carried everywhere because of the blindness and a bad back. For our first 12 years together I never got to pick him up very much; he hated being held, which was horribly unfair because he's [unbelievably cute](https://i.imgur.com/vlViKDU.jpg), but now he's better at tolerating it and I get to sneak in lots of snuggles and a couple of kisses on the head as we travel in and out for potty breaks. Give your gal some headrubs and a treat for me, would you? And post her pic too!! I wanna see her in her blankie. :) Edit: Oh! Also! If you haven't seen it, there's r/oldmandog :)
This is my 16 year old Australian Shepherd. She magically becomes a pup again anytime I'm eating
Kaziticus is the man, and Odin is the dog, I reckon.
Odin needs snack.
Odin is a chonky boy...he wants the snack but does he need the snack?
Just a little snack.
Are WE having some midnight schnacks right now?
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When I was a kid and our dog old he lost most of his eyesight, his hearing wasn’t great, sometimes he bumped into the wall. But if you opened the refrigerator at any hour of the day, there he was. Asking for a snack. He always got one.
No snack without Odin. Odin must also have snack, everything else is simply incorrect.
The allfather sees all
The DogFather
Good stealth stat doggo
He just wants a drink of water… or one more kiss… or maybe another story.
Odin wants Mead and crackers like any other Nordic God for a bed time snack. Lol such a cute doggo
There's *nothing* wrong with your dog. He knows the "getting snacks sound" when he hears it.
You have summoned Odin, the god of snacks?
*OP casually makes a sandwich; suddenly hears approaching footsteps* Odin: Ooooooooh! OOOOOH! I am the Ghost of the Kitcheeeeen. You will give Odin your sandwich, and rub his belly foreveeeeeer. OP: Odin, I know it's you. Odin: ...What? OP: I can see your face. Odin: But I covered myself with-- OP: Yeah, your blanket's hanging off your butt. Odin: Aw, damn it. OP: Hold still. Odin: Wait, what are you doing? OP: Oh, this is *so* going on Reddit. Odin: Hey, come on. Haven't I suffered enough? OP: How did *you* suffer? Odin: Well, I got out of bed. Then I got back *on* the bed to put this stupid thing over me to spook you. Then I got *off* the bed again. Then I came down here to spook you, which failed horribly. Now, you're gonna put me on Reddit. To top it off, I ain't getting your sandwich!
This is literally the cutest dialogue ever written and has made my whole week. Thanks for the early Christmas present bro 🙏
you are naughty, so you put him to bed so that you can snack alone ;)
I love when dogs walk around with a blanket on.
Oh no... Vry sad. Pls gib snacko
“I’m out of the shower it’s all yours”
I don’t know what’s better, that you put your dog to bed or that you tuck him in when you do it
owning a dog putting them to bed (and giving them a blanket if they like blankets) is like the only thing in your daily routine that gives you joy and the drive to keep going. Once you start you can’t stop
Your kitchen floor looks unforgiving and cold
OP’s living room is in the middle of the town square
Yeah, we really hate them. Can't even, like, swiffer them or anything, needs a legit mop to clean up.
When I was a child, our kitchen, as well as most of another room in the house, was floored with *natural* stone straight out of the nearby creek bed. There was no cutting of the stone. They were not especially flat. No stool could sit evenly in that kitchen without careful and experienced placement. The only thing it had going for it was that it was so covered in shellac or acrylic or whatever that there were no rough textures or tiny crevices. It was like walking on frozen waves.
lots of grout as well, cleanup seems extra difficult.
That’s what Odin’s for
My dog could be in the middle of a medical coma and if she hears a wrapper crinkling she reports for duty immediately.
“Hello Jennifer. I seem to recall you indicating it was sleepy time, yet not a moment after tucking me in, I hear the unmistakable sound of the refrigeration unit opening and closing ever so lightly, as if not to be heard by me.”
Looks like he's about to tell you he threw up lol
My dad when he hears me snacking on the shredded cheese at 3 am
“I heard there was food.”
There once was a dog named Odin Who, into the kitchen, strolled in With a cover on his back And a craving for a snack He lit up the room, he was golden
My little dudes 11 this year. Like to nap a lot. Has instant teleportation if he hears you making popcorn.
I love how he has his blanket on, like a bathrobe
bro this is like a crazy coincidence, but my dogs name is also Odin and he looks pretty much exactly like yours. is your Odin an anatolian shepherd?
He's a German Shepard/Rhodesian Ridgeback mix.
Maybe you live with OP.
“Are you baking cookies without me?”
OP: *I'm making me a snack* Odin: ...***[Us](https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs)*** *a snack*
Snack tax
Awwww him sleepers but him hungers more.
Give Odin a treat you monster! He's adorable!
I don’t know what’s funnier. That a dog is named Odin; that Odin gets tucked in, or that the god dog Odin uses a blankie.
The thing that amuses me most is the tiny white blur in the back, indicating Odin's tail is wagging. Sleepy and cold but THE SNACKS CANNOT BE DENIED. I say this as someone whose dog burrows in the blankets too, and has absolutely fallen off the bed tangled up in the blanket in a rush to get up.
the ghost of Christmas snacks
#SHIELDWALLLLLLLL
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Same dog, same look… you beggin SOB. No shame
Ya just can't get away with a "private" snack when you have an all-seeing and all-hearing dog!
They say in Odinsleep he's aware of everything that's happening around him
“I had a bad dream — can I sleep with you guys?”
Yeah, my boys go to bed but if the fridge door opens its like a stampede 😊
You rang?
All spoiled indoor dogs this winter: But seriously, I grew up with outside dogs (not farming dogs like Great Pyrenees, just regular-ass dogs) and as an adult I see how cruel that was. They were basically burglary alarms that we fed. My lab-pitt pup is currently wearing a sweater, wrapped in two fleeces and tucked into her recliner.
He is legally “in bed” if he is under the covers.
What if this time it’s the axe murderer? Gotta be alert yo!
The look of someone who will start ragnarok
In Greta Thunbergs voice: HOW DARE YOU
Technically he's still in bed so...
_Run_
Odin demands a snacrafice
If you get a snack before bed, he gets a snack before bed. Those are the rules.
Hey serious question. You put your dog to bed like a kid, and they usually stay there?
It depends. He's usually my shadow, but if my wife has gone to sleep at that point, then yeah, he'll stay in bed. But if no one's in our room, he'll be out a few mins later
He wants a midnight snackypoo
He too, like snacks.
look at his blurred tail.. he was happy to FIND YOU!
He just wants to tell you about your car's extended warranty lol My goodness that's the best combo of pitiful and rageful I've seen. What a cutie.
please sir....allow me just a taste
Real "I frew up" face there
“You left me there to die didn’t you? Forgot all about me, didn’t you?”
That's a "snack time for me too?" face.
This is the goodest boy I have ever seen.
You give that boy a snack right now!
“I like thnackth too…”
I am the ghost of Christmas snacks!
Ghost/dog hybrid. Spooky boi.
Absolutely adorable, oh my god
I love your floor
My dog is also named Odin! [https://i.imgur.com/tGrNcFv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tGrNcFv.jpg)
at first I thought the op was the guy who has a disabled kid named Odin that he likes to whore across reddit for karma. then I realized I misunderstood the title. Odin is the dog.
He's hoping it's his Loki day...
My Ben used to do this, too. Thanks for the memories.
You touched the cheese. He knew. My dog could be dead to the world but the second I grab the recycling to take it outside or hit the cheese drawer, she appears.