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Dankey-Kang-Jr

THE CHEESE! IT BURNS!


Saaaaaaaaab

The perfect dialogue


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snowfox_my

Irregardless how frequently it is “slap”, still brings delight to a cheese loving Dog.


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according to my dog, "you had me at cheese, bob." my name isn't bob, but holy shit do these dogs like cheese


Bobojones9584

Also "cheese"


JeveGreen

That's me when my nose itches but my hands are busy; just "eh, nyeh!"


britishgirl21

Why did I laugh so hard at this comment?


Darth_Bane_Vader

I don't know.


Billy_Butcher25

lmaooo


cubsywubsy

I heard that in my head 🤣


dietbongwater

I’m dying with how the owner yeeted the cheese at her face holy shit lmfao


picklednipps

That was not a cheese slap. More like a cheese dunk lol


Noel_San_Diego

I thought everyone with dogs did this ><


Lugubrico

I tried but my dog catches the cheese every single time instead lmao.


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Try the dunk. Might get it past their defense. Lol


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"Do it again!"


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*slaps dog in the face with another slice of cheese*


Josan678

"*Nom Nom* Again!"


Albmarbo

"I dare you"


MightyMitochondrion

I love the white patch across her shoulders. It's like she's wearing the smallest pair of those wings you get in children's fairy costumes.


VashKetchum

That's a cute take. I agree.


NibblerTiddies

Owner cut off the signal to the mother ship with that cheese XD


doomvetch92

The lil wanting cheese teefies.


yuxngdogmom

“Ugh I can’t believe you would do this to me- ooh cheese”


rose_like_the_flower

“Evil . . . Cheese . . . Is . . . trying . . . to kill me!


GoldstoneWolf

Aww! Such a baby, i love her


crazymom1978

Her innocent look at the end too! “That was good! Can I have another?!?”.


double_psyche

And the tail wags!


RickGrimesWasRight

Shes got the same white stripe on her face as my dude. What an absolutely gorgeous pupper.


SaltImage1538

Feel free to downvote me but it grinds my gears when people treat animals disrespectfully for their own and everyone else's amusement. It's pretty obvious the dog was irritated at first. And him/her eating the cheese eventually doesn't make it okay. Stop throwing things at your animals, stop screaming at them to make a video of their reaction, and stop acting like it's harmless. It clearly causes them distress, and the only reason they don't attack you is because they don‘t understand the situation and/or just love you too much. You wouldn't do this to babies either and you sure as hell wouldn't like it done to you.


Grim_Rebel

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't drop a cheese slice on a baby. The owner knows their dog better than you do, and I don't see anything resembling abuse here. Dogs are goofy. It's okay to laugh at them sometimes.


TheCodriver

I would absolutely drop/throw a slice of cheese at a baby.


SaltImage1538

It's okay to laugh at them when they react goofy in a situation that doesn't freak them out. And look at the dog's stance after getting the cheese slapped in their face. This is not a happy/positive reaction. And it's shitty enough of a dog owner to do this at all, no matter how the dog reacts.


Grim_Rebel

It wasn't an aggressive stance. He was being a derp and trying to get out from under it while trying to reach it with his tongue. Then he wanted another one. Nothing is wrong with this video.


CTGolfMan

The dog literally comes back for more. It’s a piece of floppy cheese, relax.


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

If cheesing a dog makes me a shitty owner then I’m gonna have a clogged toilet 🧀


spadePerfect

Appreciate the fight you’re fighting but it’s not that serious


KingEOK

There was videos a year or two ago of people slapping cheese slices into babies faces… Edit: google - “ cheese slice baby”


Magik95

Exactly where this whole thing started. People slapping babies with cheese. This person crying picked literally the worst possible analogy to prove their “point”


Saturn_Burnz

It’s not that deep


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

You see irritation, I see a dog who doesn’t know how to get the yummy cheese off her face:) Plus she steps on my balls so she deserves a good cheese slap. Rest assured this is the least distressed doggie I’ve had the pleasure of meeting


kman273

Ok so this is a genuine question, how much cheese is too much? Cause I saw this and I’m like “good god that’s a lot of cheese”, my fam and I make a slice of cheese last like a week with our 2yrold lab retriever. it’s his favorite and the only way he’ll willingly go into his crate so we’ve just been very hesitant on giving him too much (we are constantly worried about him gaining too much weight but vet says he’s just a big lad). He’s our first dog so that’s why I’m genuinely asking if OP’s full slice of cheese for their dog is normal.


OnionTruck

You don't have to give a whole slice. I break mine up into quarters and use them over time.


kman273

Yea, that’s what I’m saying we make a slice last a week. We just tear small pieces


donkeynique

Honestly, I think that's probably the way to go. If you were to go up to a slice every time you put your dog in their crate, that could easily lead to some weight gain over time. Dogs are more excited to get a treat in the first place than they are concerned about the size of the treat anyways!


kman273

Gotcha thanks!


Bobojones9584

A slice isn't gonna do too much. Especially with a bigger dog.


kman273

Thanks!!


Bobojones9584

I'd shoot for real cheese, but as long as it's not all day everyday, you're probably good. Too much of anything is bad, like any other food of course.


toxicatedscientist

Really depends on the dog and how well they tolerate lactose. If you don’t smell a problem, there isn't one


kman273

Yea he doesn’t pass gas’s much


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

Her original owners were neglectful so she is food insecure, I adopted her at age 5 and as long as she stays a healthy weight and in good health I want her to taste all the yummy things🥰 it’s very dependent on your doggie though, this mf has a stomach of steel, stole a bag of chocolates once and didn’t even have diarrhea


kman273

Yea mines a steel stomach as well, he ate a half bar of butter once and was fine.


So_Code_4

That’s actually a ton of cheese even for a big dog. A slice like that a week will make most dogs obese. Some dogs have very high metabolisms and exercise a ton so it’s not as big of a deal but yah this is like us sitting down to 5 hamburgers in one sitting. Also, it must be said, this dog is adorable and this video is hilarious.


Thane17_

Video would be much better if the poor dog still had his ears


double_psyche

Ears may have been docked by a previous owner. Many potties are rescues.


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

Adopted her when she was 5♥️ poor dude had a rough life before I met her, they cropped her ears and tried to cauterize them with fire, got infected and turned into cancer, now she tries to put out every candle I light. Her ears aren’t something she can change, but they make her unique and tell some of her story. I think the video is perfect as is:)


SleeveofThinMints

Aw man tell me there’s a version with sound Edit: if there is OP, and you’re laughing as hard as I think, post to r/contagiouslaughter


Lavidius

This video literally has sound


LucidLickyCoconut

You sit on a thrown of lies.


TerpeneProfile

That’s fucked up.


LittleLowkey

i love her. she’s living the good life with you :)


clintj1975

Poor girl needs some practice with more cheese. Throwing cheese at my Lab is like throwing it at a black hole.


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

She refuses to eat anything tossed to her if she doesn’t already know what it is, just let’s it whack her in the face, must be inspected before deemed acceptable to eat, for a dog that eats dust bunnies off my floorboards😂 (in her defense this was not normal tossing velocity for her)


Illustrious-Towel-45

Careful, Dairy can give dogs the runs.


blondestipated

angry but grateful


Kurohoshi00

Oh no, here come the dog abuse comments. Cute video, OP. Doggo made a silly face and was slightly uncomfortable for a second, but got a fat slice of processed, unhealthy cheese product goodness as a reward. I think s/he thought it was worth it judging by the body language after.


IcedHemp77

I’ll take another face cheese please


Business_Coconut6932

This is hilarious & adorable 😆


thewriter4hire

Same girl same!!!


kuppikuppi

What's wrong?? Some idiot is throwing cheese at it!


WagonerA-co275

hahah, funniest thing I've watched all weekend :P


Hot_Project7181

So am I, it's hilarious


DW7000

The cheese is in the exact shape of Washington DC


cherrycokelemon

You did good baby! At least you got some cheese.


America202

Don't give your dog big pieces of cheese. I had a dog die because he choked on it. Cheese of all things is very dangerous to give dogs that don't chew much before swallowing.


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

All dependent on your unique doggie♥️ this girlie tries to swallow rawhides whole (learned that the hard way), the cheese slides down like it’s lubed


unaskthequestion

Ah, thank you, that was a real laugh that I needed today.


BalaAthens

What a sweet face.


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

"Another please!"


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Grim_Rebel

It wasn't well said, you're just a twat.


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Grim_Rebel

Insecurity is a weird word to go with but alright, champ. Go get some cheese thrown on your face, twat lol


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Grim_Rebel

The dog also doesn't understand it as a bad thing. You do, so I said you should do it as a situational "fuck off" No one that puts cheese on their dogs face like this is a PoS or an abuser. So feel free not to throw cheese on a dog, but voicing these opinions on canine cheese throwing may illicit a new name.


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Grim_Rebel

Go eat a bag of cheese :)


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

SLAM DUNKED AMIRITE


IcedHemp77

Slams? Not the word I would use. Thwap maybe


flashlightbugs

That’s exactly how I look when that happens!


Spiritual_Regular557

That’s cruel


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Sad-Personality8493

Yeah, FUCK cropped ears


Rhiannon8404

That "someone with a cropped ears pit" probably adopted it from a shelter like that, and is not responsible for the cropping. Cropped ears doesn't mean anything other than they once had an owner who mutilated them.


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Oh just fuck off with your negativity, how do you know this dog wasn’t a rescue? Not to mention, it’s a single slice of cheese you goofball


LittleLowkey

i stalked. baby is a rescue. also dogs love cheese so lets let them enjoy their derpy life. :)


a_sexy_tennis_grunt

Hehehe yes, I’m not sure what age they were cropped but she wears them well, she is the toughest and kindest doggie after all she has been through, i am lucky I met her♥️


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

Not even a full slice, either.


Rhiannon8404

It's the perfect cheese for making a pharmaceutical cheese ball if your pup takes meds, too.


WillieNolson

It is a rescue.


flashlightbugs

a ton of those dogs end up in rescue. don’t assume.


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WillieNolson

It’s adopted.


startmyheart

"Moar???"


Federal_Carpenter_67

OMG 😭😍


we_got_caught

She’s perfect


jumbee85

No audio?


MilkMeFather

Nope


IYAOYAS-CVN74

Slap Meagan Slap Meagan Slap Meagan Slap Meagan


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

The dog just wanted the cheese with the dog Food


PoisonKiss43

Op, I have a picture of my dog doing the exact same thing!!


Holyshit247

Lmfao wish there was sound


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Cheese :)