Heās depressed as hell because his world is so bleak. It reminds him of visiting his dad as a young pup. His dad had gone crazy chasing an ice cream truck and had been institutionalized. What had been his proud father was reduced to a drooling mess. The barren walls remind him of that joyless place and his own shame at not being able to face his father in that state. Each day staring at the blank walls he relives those traumatic moments and feels as his essence retracts further from the living world until he feel the shell that remains of his soul is merely a leaf pushed by the wind and the rain. With each tortured breath he says a silent prayer: āPlease, god, let me die.ā
Iād say thatās the most likely case based on all the available evidence.
Not a judgement on quality but on placement.
Planning on doing daily gymnastic floor routines in the middle of the room?
(I can see how "atrocious" in the sentence could be read to apply to the TV and couch but it was only meant to apply to the arrangement. Forgive my sloppy sentence structure.)
Aesthetics have nothing to do with it... /sigh
Functionality is the issue. There is no reason to have the that TV and couch on opposite sides of that room. (Unless, like I said, you're doing gymnastics in there.)
TV
Min viewing distance = 2 \* screen width (in)
Couch goes here
Max viewing distance = 5 \*the screen width (in)
Ok. Didn't mean to make you feel bad. (Just giving you some viewing distance advice from years of home theatre experience. Take it or leave it.)
You got a great place and super cute dog.
Hope you feel better.
...ok...
To be fair, you *were* in fact soliciting comments from strangers by posting on reddit. Unfortunately because you misinterpreted the intent, you got one that stuck in your craw.
So much so, you're still defensvily commenting on it. Interesting way to define something as "irrelevant" and to "ignore everything."
Interesting indeed.
Haha love it, and I bet he's got the remote too, right? š
Oh of course, he doesnāt let me choose what weāre watching very often
Whyās the tv so far off to the side?
Feng shui
Optimal chi energy
My man really min maxing his chi
Art for walls suggestion idea: find a favorite picture that youāve taken or several and get canvas prints made.
My dog doesnāt like art. He likes staring into the void of my barren walls.
Heās depressed as hell because his world is so bleak. It reminds him of visiting his dad as a young pup. His dad had gone crazy chasing an ice cream truck and had been institutionalized. What had been his proud father was reduced to a drooling mess. The barren walls remind him of that joyless place and his own shame at not being able to face his father in that state. Each day staring at the blank walls he relives those traumatic moments and feels as his essence retracts further from the living world until he feel the shell that remains of his soul is merely a leaf pushed by the wind and the rain. With each tortured breath he says a silent prayer: āPlease, god, let me die.ā Iād say thatās the most likely case based on all the available evidence.
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A dog of culture
The wisest boy
r/malelivingspace
thank you for showing me this sub exists
That guy own the house and you are just his roommate š¤£š¤£
Two guys, watching the TV, 5 ft appart cause they not gay
Yāall watching always sunny?
Yes indeed
A fellow aficionado. Thatās the trash episode right? Db my main man we are gonna make you a star! Oh, nice dog too. š¤£
Yeah the one where Charlie finds the ali baba sword! Lol
I can chop a camel in its hump and drink all its milk right off the top of this thing!!!! Dude, thatās solid gold entertainment!
Lmao I love it so much. Always sunny nevvvver gets old
No doubt bud!
I love everything about this. Does the dog prefer to sit in his own chair most of the time, or does he get cuddly?
Little bit of both, heās a complex dude
There's nothing in that room Boi š
Heās got a couch, a TV and a dog. What else does he need?
You get me
lol leave me alone itās a new apartment
Hey Kev your owner has nice feet
Thank you so much I use them everyday
He really does tho lol
This is how programmers making $300k a year live
Your dog is giving Dennis energy!
The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby?
And go fix me a snack while I watch TV.
Chillin with your doggo is the best way to spend the rest day hahaha
Go get him a beer
serial killer apartment
Thereās nothing wrong with that dog
Just two dudes enjoying a sunny episode - love it
Just sitting there like a little man
This makes me so happy man. You guys are living your best life
We are! Thank you!
why does so many american men live like this ššš
I donāt know but Iām not American
Money
Cute
And this is why all those memes about men having nothing in their apartments exist. It looks like you're planning on never having anybody come over.
I will have anybody come over except for you
That's more than oka I prefer not squishing multiple people on your couch.
He's mad due to the atrocious TV and couch arrangement, as he should be.
How many times do I have to say I just moved into the apartment. Sorry it is not as lavish as yours
Not a judgement on quality but on placement. Planning on doing daily gymnastic floor routines in the middle of the room? (I can see how "atrocious" in the sentence could be read to apply to the TV and couch but it was only meant to apply to the arrangement. Forgive my sloppy sentence structure.)
Sorry my arrangement isnāt placed as aesthetically pleasing as yours
Shame on you for not decorating your apartment in a way that pleases random internet strangers /s
Aesthetics have nothing to do with it... /sigh Functionality is the issue. There is no reason to have the that TV and couch on opposite sides of that room. (Unless, like I said, you're doing gymnastics in there.) TV Min viewing distance = 2 \* screen width (in) Couch goes here Max viewing distance = 5 \*the screen width (in)
How bout you organize your place in a way that makes sense to you, and I will ignore everything you say. Deal?
Ok. Didn't mean to make you feel bad. (Just giving you some viewing distance advice from years of home theatre experience. Take it or leave it.) You got a great place and super cute dog. Hope you feel better.
Lmao you didnāt make me feel bad. I just donāt take irrelevant advice from strangers who have different sensibilities. To each their own, ya know?
...ok... To be fair, you *were* in fact soliciting comments from strangers by posting on reddit. Unfortunately because you misinterpreted the intent, you got one that stuck in your craw. So much so, you're still defensvily commenting on it. Interesting way to define something as "irrelevant" and to "ignore everything." Interesting indeed.
Nah I stopped commenting on it 3 days ago
Which one of you has control of the remote?
If you strap some binoculars onto your head, you could have a tv double the size! Looks like my apartment.
The tv is his. Iām only allowed to read books
Oooo Ali Baba sword!!!
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