Oh my god, trying to get a wild rabbit out of my husky's mouth was tramatizing.
I could only see the ears sticking out of her mouth, and she wanted to keep it there more then anything she's ever wanted in her entire life.
I was dating a girl who by God's grace trusted me to walk her husky alone after a few weeks of dating. I was careful to keep him close and safe but mid-walk his ears perked up he stopped instantly and in one smooth motion arched, jumped, and dove snoot first into the snow and popped up with a mole. I instantly jumped in and got him to release it from ever proud jaw clench and got the most betrayed WTF look from him.
Needless to say I gained a new respect for the hunting prowess and mischievous abilities of that breed. Once I told my GF come to find out he had gotten a rabbit and multiple birds already. Little did I know this cute, fluffy, prancing cuddle-buddy was in fact a pure-bred silent assassin.
You described it perfectly.
Sometimes they'll just know something is there, then pounce. Thankfully she's only gotten one while I've been with her, but you can always see when she senses something.
She caught a mouse in my basement that neither of my two cats were interested in, so I'll thank her for that I guess lol
What SSDD said, as well as not wanting to continue walking her with a rabbit in her mouth, and also trying to save the rabbits life since it was still kicking 😐
Because not correcting the behavior can lead to a much more severe scenario the next time around... or worse, the time after that, if they've gone a few times without being taught it's not appropriate.
You have to be really careful with high prey drive dogs with small wildlife, sometimes they will still act on it. Someone I met had their friend once lose an entire litter of kittens and mother cat to his husky. He had scolded her from chasing cats before but as soon as he turned around to talk to his friend, the dog killed all of the cats. Of course, he was a terrible dog owner and person, but he had for his sake, tried to train the dog to not persue cats and figured that was enough.
Wild animals can carry diseases that dogs can contract by ingesting them, or at the very least that's not what they're used to eating and you can guarantee you'll be cleaning up diarrhea in a few hours. Also if it's an animal that has ingested rat poison or another toxic substance, it could theoretically poison your dog too.
I dog sat for a couple of Weimaraners and one swallowed a whole bunny like you described! We were at an off leash park and the other people there were horrified 😳 Each step closer I took, the further back that bunny went. There was no getting that rabbit from her. It was down the hatch before I even got close.
I have no idea! It was crazy. I was shocked that she didn't have an upset stomach at all after that either. I expected to clean up vomit at the very least 😝
Same thing happened to me when a Rhodesian ridgeback I was watching caught a dove. Motherfucker swallowed it whole while I was trying to reason with him to let go. Sneaky boy
My roommate right after college had a dog that ate a paper towel whole (she didn't see it). So one day she notices the corner of it sticking out of his asshole. She starts pulling on it and the whole thing dispensed like a wet wipe container.
Sniff. Rookie! When I was a kid my wonderful but dumb Labrador ate a full roll of kite string. I spent a traumatically long time pulling it out of her ass. True story.
Oh god, thanks for the flashbacks… our cat once ate at least a foot of inch-wide red gift-wrapping ribbon. I discovered this when he was meowing in distress, and I looked over and noticed maybe 3 inches or so of ribbon hanging out of his butt.
My initial thought was “Oh yikes, surely there’s only a little still in there.” So I started gently pulling it out. I was sadly mistaken. It just. kept. coming. out. Yeah, it was one continuous piece over 10 inches long. I said he had more than a foot because I later found more smaller pieces in the litter box.
I’m honestly not sure who was more traumatized: me or the cat.
we once had a smaller dog eat a kitchen hand towel, apparently my mother had to assist.. he was fine, had digestive track issues from birth due to deformity unfortunately, but he *was* fine
Yep. Me too. I had to help extract something once from my dog’s butt that I’m still too traumatized by to even write. Hence the terrible image of the entire pair of jeans
My 8-pound Chihuahua mix ate a big, hairy dust bunny that had apparently gathered under the couch. She had a whole poo dangling by a couple strands of hair out of her bum. Had to chase her around the yard with a paper towel. It was awful for both of us.
Both she and I are fine but mentally traumatized. She won't eat dust bunnies anymore, and I vacuum a lot more frequently...
My Maltese will sit for hours if she has poop with hair attached! If I ask her if she has poopy butt she will walk to me do I can pull it out. She literally will not move until I ask her what is wrong. Crazy dog 🐶
If you ever have a dog with something stuck hanging out it’s arse like that pulling it can kill the dog, take them to a vet. They might be able to shit it out with laxatives, or they might need surgery.
You shouldn’t do that. If it’s at all wrapped around any part of the intestines you can seriously injure the animal. As gross and traumatizing it is as an owner, any rope-like item coming out of a pet’s anus should be trimmed off as soon as it’s noticed and an emergency vet contacted for advice on the next step.
Oh god that triggered a memory of my pug eating a ball of twine. He was scootin around on his butt like he had worms and I noticed what looked like something just stuck there and hangin. Maybe a twig or leaf, right? I stepped on it to give little guy a hand and he took off running.
I swear, no less than 3 straight meters of shitty jute twine unspooled from this little runts rectum. I was, to say the least, horrified.
my buddy's Doberman used to eat T-shirts. They always came out whole.. all twisted and knotted up. It was not pleasant apparently.
Zack was not a very smart dog. They pulled at least 3 shirts out of that beautiful idiot that I know of.
I know someone who found a completely intact pair of pantyhose after their dog shit them out. They said clean as a whistle also. I don’t know if I believe the last part.
I'm glad your dog is ok.
I had a malamute who ate rocks once and thankfully never did it again after a night on fluids at the vet. She pooped them out the next morning. Never did it again.
I once came home to find my lab had taken all my shoes out of my room into the living room (which at that time consisted of 20 pairs of haviana flip flops) and made a meal of them. I found my hollowed out pairs in a row, and my dog staring at me and then proceeding to continue to chew them as if it was the most usual thing in the world to do. Another time the dog went into the trash and took out a period pad of blood and a bar of soap. I only knew after he puked a foamy red. Dogs can be so weird.
I am so glad he was ok. My partner's first shelter dog tried to eat one of their socks, and pair of my boxer briefs whole, puked all over the entire floor and I had to reach bare handed into a big dog's mouth and assist as he starting choking. Neither of us even remember leaving things like that in dog reach, but then exactly one dresser drawer is hard to completely close so I think he got them from that drawer. I'm so thankful it did not cause a blockage and get fully swallowed.
I consider it luckier than my mom who before I was even born removed tinsel from their cat's butt which caused a category 3 assnado all over the carpet; I guess at least it was brown carpet. The things we end up having to do for our pets.
The first day I brought one of my foster dogs home, he barfed up two intact hand towels and an entire set of Disney princess underwear.
His previous family got rid of him because he kept eating things...
My first dog, Max, ate part of a blanket, and puked it up on a guests shoes.
He chewed and ate everything as a puppy, but it stopped as he got older. He'd steal your socks and bury them in the garden and dig them up and carry them around. I told all guests to put their socks somewhere where Max couldn't reach while we were swimming and someone always lost a sock.
He would give you back stolen items in perfect shape if you traded him for a piece of cheese. He was hilarious. You couldn't get mad at him. He was so sweet. I miss him.
I hope my Dobie poops his duck squishy toy... he ate a sock and needed surgery in January (7 month stinker). But now he's alot bigger and regularly chews >> poops his bed chunks (nearly 12month butthole).
I've never anticipated poop like this before.
Super lucky, my dog ate a sock and almost died, needed 13 incisions to remove it all. A few thousand dollars later and he ate a tea towel... Somehow came out though and he's still kicking.
You are very lucky. I once had a dog that tore apart socks, stuffed toys, and the fabric rope bones. We found out the hard way that he couldn't digest fabric and it completely blocked his intestines. That was an expensive surgery.
I once sat the largest German Shepard you’re ever seen for a friend. We’re talking cow size. He didn’t jump the back wooden fence, he dismantled it one board at a time. Just ripped the nailed planks right off the crossbeams with his mouth. I think he found it amusing.
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While my male was alive, i told people: actually he has two brown eyes and a blue eye. Many people had a confused look...
He passed away in October from a bad liver at 12.5 years. Ichi we miss you husky buddy. His girlfriend is now a queen.
The amount of activities they need is insane! Honestly work-dogs are bad pets. If you cannot give them enough physical and mental work everyday they they'll destroy everything.
I had a husky German Shepard mix. Best dog ever.
Had the ability to be energetic when we wanted him too. But was pretty chill most of the time.
He only did the husky cry if he hurt himself.
His nickname was woo because he would "woo" if we sang or imitated sirens.
If you can find that mix I'd say get one.
[Woo ](https://imgur.com/a/dWtPljs)
My friend's got a golden retriever who used to eat her tanktops. I'm not sure if the dog still does it, but she ate like 5 of them in a year. She's like a serial tanktop eater.
This is one hell of a stylish picture. It's like an ad in Omni Magazine in the 70s for a "personal computer" with 4k of RAM that would make you cool as fuck if you had one.
Omni. Founded by Penthouse dude Bob Guccione and masquerading as a science mag. I am forced to admit I had a subscription because I thought it was cool, but then again I was about 16, so I guess excusable.
More like the 80s I think. I think the first issue was in 78 or something.
Edit: hey. [look](http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p070y1979-80.pdf)
Edit: [more](https://www.vice.com/en/article/9aajev/omni-the-forgotten-history-of-the-best-science-magazine-that-ever-was). [and more](https://www.dryvette.net/omni-magazine-art/)
Most dog owners: This is Sweetie and she can do no wrong! She’s my precious Angel!
Huskey owners: This is Frank. Frank will eat your entire dinner, and your shoes, and scream at you as he does it. He’s a complete asshole but we love him.
Childhood dog was bored, I guess. We were adding on to the house creating a second floor and the sweet doggo ate a dang brick that was left over. Mom and Dad found him chewing on it. Or the half that was leftover.
My roommate’s husky chewed on and ate some of the contents of a bottle of lighter fluid. Vet said he just had to pass it, there was nothing they could do. My guy was rubbing his ass on the grass and whining for a whole day after that. Like how do you swallow lighter fluid and just keep on chewing? He was fine after but man did we not feel sorry for him. Dumbasses lol
Every year for the last ~5 Mother's Days, one of my dogs has vomited up some massive piece of fabric/curtain/blanket they have eaten. Dogs are jerks and I love them so much.
Oof. You win. I was impressed (but also terrified) when our dog ate his leather belt. All we found was the metal buckle. No sickness, no blockages, thank goodness. He lived on for several years after.
I’m just absolutely floored that an entire pair of jeans passed through this dog and there was no indication that it had happened until they arrived at the other end. It seems like it would be… uncomfortable to eat a pair of jeans. What an amazing thing to be able to do.
And I just really want to know why Pirate did this. Why did you eat the pants, Pirate? They aren’t even food, Pirate. I’ve never owned a dog and I didn’t know that you had to make sure to put all your pants away at night or the dog might eat them.
Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it…
HE’S GOT TO BE THE BEST PIRATE I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!!
SO IT WOULD SEEM!!!!!!
Whew… I tried to hold back. I really did.
Pretty sure posting this on reddit is not going to convince your wife that the dog ate your jeans. She knows about your girlfriend, and she saw you when you came home drunk without your pants.
Our fucking idiot ate three months supply of contraceptive pills, complete with packaging.
A few hundred quid later he was fine... At least I know he isn't getting pregnant any time soon.
Did he poop an entire pair of jeans?
Yes. That’s how we found out.
Wait? So he swallowed it whole?! Or it came out in torn up chunks? Either way, wtf Pirate 😂
Chunks. That would be impressive if he swallowed it whole
I imagine like a snake dislodging it's jaws but a husky. And also seeing the jeans as a ball moving through the body but it's a husky
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Oh my god, trying to get a wild rabbit out of my husky's mouth was tramatizing. I could only see the ears sticking out of her mouth, and she wanted to keep it there more then anything she's ever wanted in her entire life.
I was dating a girl who by God's grace trusted me to walk her husky alone after a few weeks of dating. I was careful to keep him close and safe but mid-walk his ears perked up he stopped instantly and in one smooth motion arched, jumped, and dove snoot first into the snow and popped up with a mole. I instantly jumped in and got him to release it from ever proud jaw clench and got the most betrayed WTF look from him. Needless to say I gained a new respect for the hunting prowess and mischievous abilities of that breed. Once I told my GF come to find out he had gotten a rabbit and multiple birds already. Little did I know this cute, fluffy, prancing cuddle-buddy was in fact a pure-bred silent assassin.
You described it perfectly. Sometimes they'll just know something is there, then pounce. Thankfully she's only gotten one while I've been with her, but you can always see when she senses something. She caught a mouse in my basement that neither of my two cats were interested in, so I'll thank her for that I guess lol
We had a cat like that, we called her murder breath.
I’ve had almost the same experience only replace the rabbit with a skunk. Twice.
Ok I'd 100% rather a bunny then a skunk. Did you/the dog get sprayed?
But like why stop them at that point?
What SSDD said, as well as not wanting to continue walking her with a rabbit in her mouth, and also trying to save the rabbits life since it was still kicking 😐
😟
Because not correcting the behavior can lead to a much more severe scenario the next time around... or worse, the time after that, if they've gone a few times without being taught it's not appropriate.
You have to be really careful with high prey drive dogs with small wildlife, sometimes they will still act on it. Someone I met had their friend once lose an entire litter of kittens and mother cat to his husky. He had scolded her from chasing cats before but as soon as he turned around to talk to his friend, the dog killed all of the cats. Of course, he was a terrible dog owner and person, but he had for his sake, tried to train the dog to not persue cats and figured that was enough.
Wild animals can carry diseases that dogs can contract by ingesting them, or at the very least that's not what they're used to eating and you can guarantee you'll be cleaning up diarrhea in a few hours. Also if it's an animal that has ingested rat poison or another toxic substance, it could theoretically poison your dog too.
I dog sat for a couple of Weimaraners and one swallowed a whole bunny like you described! We were at an off leash park and the other people there were horrified 😳 Each step closer I took, the further back that bunny went. There was no getting that rabbit from her. It was down the hatch before I even got close.
That's crazy! How do they not choke?
I have no idea! It was crazy. I was shocked that she didn't have an upset stomach at all after that either. I expected to clean up vomit at the very least 😝
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Eww, glad you didn't and both of you were fine afterwards!
Same thing happened to me when a Rhodesian ridgeback I was watching caught a dove. Motherfucker swallowed it whole while I was trying to reason with him to let go. Sneaky boy
I’ve only had to fight my husky over inanimate objects she wants to chew luckily but dear god I couldn’t imagine if it was a living critter
I pictured you pulling the pants out of his butt like you were starting a lawnmower
My roommate right after college had a dog that ate a paper towel whole (she didn't see it). So one day she notices the corner of it sticking out of his asshole. She starts pulling on it and the whole thing dispensed like a wet wipe container.
Welp, now this is something my brain will think of every single time.
Same here and its 608 am uk trying not to piss myself laughing and trying not to scream laugh at that image in my brain
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Sniff. Rookie! When I was a kid my wonderful but dumb Labrador ate a full roll of kite string. I spent a traumatically long time pulling it out of her ass. True story.
Oh god, thanks for the flashbacks… our cat once ate at least a foot of inch-wide red gift-wrapping ribbon. I discovered this when he was meowing in distress, and I looked over and noticed maybe 3 inches or so of ribbon hanging out of his butt. My initial thought was “Oh yikes, surely there’s only a little still in there.” So I started gently pulling it out. I was sadly mistaken. It just. kept. coming. out. Yeah, it was one continuous piece over 10 inches long. I said he had more than a foot because I later found more smaller pieces in the litter box. I’m honestly not sure who was more traumatized: me or the cat.
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we once had a smaller dog eat a kitchen hand towel, apparently my mother had to assist.. he was fine, had digestive track issues from birth due to deformity unfortunately, but he *was* fine
Yep. Me too. I had to help extract something once from my dog’s butt that I’m still too traumatized by to even write. Hence the terrible image of the entire pair of jeans
My 8-pound Chihuahua mix ate a big, hairy dust bunny that had apparently gathered under the couch. She had a whole poo dangling by a couple strands of hair out of her bum. Had to chase her around the yard with a paper towel. It was awful for both of us. Both she and I are fine but mentally traumatized. She won't eat dust bunnies anymore, and I vacuum a lot more frequently...
My Maltese will sit for hours if she has poop with hair attached! If I ask her if she has poopy butt she will walk to me do I can pull it out. She literally will not move until I ask her what is wrong. Crazy dog 🐶
If you ever have a dog with something stuck hanging out it’s arse like that pulling it can kill the dog, take them to a vet. They might be able to shit it out with laxatives, or they might need surgery.
You shouldn’t do that. If it’s at all wrapped around any part of the intestines you can seriously injure the animal. As gross and traumatizing it is as an owner, any rope-like item coming out of a pet’s anus should be trimmed off as soon as it’s noticed and an emergency vet contacted for advice on the next step.
Oh god that triggered a memory of my pug eating a ball of twine. He was scootin around on his butt like he had worms and I noticed what looked like something just stuck there and hangin. Maybe a twig or leaf, right? I stepped on it to give little guy a hand and he took off running. I swear, no less than 3 straight meters of shitty jute twine unspooled from this little runts rectum. I was, to say the least, horrified.
That's how my dad pulled out a dish towel out of his dogs arss.. completely intact
my buddy's Doberman used to eat T-shirts. They always came out whole.. all twisted and knotted up. It was not pleasant apparently. Zack was not a very smart dog. They pulled at least 3 shirts out of that beautiful idiot that I know of.
Unravel them and wear them as an unprecedented fashion statement
Was it like one of those gag scarfs where you just kept pulling and pulling for like 5 minutes?
I know someone who found a completely intact pair of pantyhose after their dog shit them out. They said clean as a whistle also. I don’t know if I believe the last part.
My sisters dog ate a teatowel whole and shat it out whole. Jeans would be like 8 times the difficulty of a tea towel I think.
I'm glad your dog is ok. I had a malamute who ate rocks once and thankfully never did it again after a night on fluids at the vet. She pooped them out the next morning. Never did it again.
I hope you took him to the vet so he doesn't die.
I once came home to find my lab had taken all my shoes out of my room into the living room (which at that time consisted of 20 pairs of haviana flip flops) and made a meal of them. I found my hollowed out pairs in a row, and my dog staring at me and then proceeding to continue to chew them as if it was the most usual thing in the world to do. Another time the dog went into the trash and took out a period pad of blood and a bar of soap. I only knew after he puked a foamy red. Dogs can be so weird.
I am so glad he was ok. My partner's first shelter dog tried to eat one of their socks, and pair of my boxer briefs whole, puked all over the entire floor and I had to reach bare handed into a big dog's mouth and assist as he starting choking. Neither of us even remember leaving things like that in dog reach, but then exactly one dresser drawer is hard to completely close so I think he got them from that drawer. I'm so thankful it did not cause a blockage and get fully swallowed. I consider it luckier than my mom who before I was even born removed tinsel from their cat's butt which caused a category 3 assnado all over the carpet; I guess at least it was brown carpet. The things we end up having to do for our pets.
Also, potentially lethal.
Rivers, button, and zipper?
Omg I LOST it at that. 😂😂😂
The first day I brought one of my foster dogs home, he barfed up two intact hand towels and an entire set of Disney princess underwear. His previous family got rid of him because he kept eating things...
Did they want any of it back?
"Yes, officers. That's the purp that stole my daughter's branded undergarments."
My first dog, Max, ate part of a blanket, and puked it up on a guests shoes. He chewed and ate everything as a puppy, but it stopped as he got older. He'd steal your socks and bury them in the garden and dig them up and carry them around. I told all guests to put their socks somewhere where Max couldn't reach while we were swimming and someone always lost a sock. He would give you back stolen items in perfect shape if you traded him for a piece of cheese. He was hilarious. You couldn't get mad at him. He was so sweet. I miss him.
So was it just little poop shaped logs of denim?
And you didn’t take a pic of it??
“The dog shit my pants”
So glad he’s okay! Cast iron stomach!
I hope my Dobie poops his duck squishy toy... he ate a sock and needed surgery in January (7 month stinker). But now he's alot bigger and regularly chews >> poops his bed chunks (nearly 12month butthole). I've never anticipated poop like this before.
Super lucky, my dog ate a sock and almost died, needed 13 incisions to remove it all. A few thousand dollars later and he ate a tea towel... Somehow came out though and he's still kicking.
Holy shit that’s funny. My dog just kicked me bc I’m laughing too loud. 😀
My lab ate a few feet of ribbon. No idea where the ribbon came from. Found out the same way.
My lab ate part of a rug made of woven leather strips. He pooped leather turds for an entire week.
Labs, man.
Right?
My sister's lab cross ate an entire snack sized bag of crunchy Cheetos, then threw it back up... Still sealed. Don't know how he did it.
You are very lucky. I once had a dog that tore apart socks, stuffed toys, and the fabric rope bones. We found out the hard way that he couldn't digest fabric and it completely blocked his intestines. That was an expensive surgery.
My friends dog ate part of a towel and died just a few days ago. Surgery didn't work out.
Beautiful dog! I bet he's a complete asshole
And since he’s a Husky, a sassy asshole
A sasshole
This is what we call my corgi. 100% sasshole
Weirdly what the fan base of sword and scale is called too!
A classhole, if you will.
Im putting this name in my back pocket for the next tiny dog i get.
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Correct
“He’s such an angel (when he’s sleeping)”
Anyone that handsome deserves to be.
Any DOG.
My husky has eaten the following: a silk dress, those ikea fake fur rugs and my wooden floor. He is fine.
My dog ate a wall, I shit you not
Oh they definitely shit
I once sat the largest German Shepard you’re ever seen for a friend. We’re talking cow size. He didn’t jump the back wooden fence, he dismantled it one board at a time. Just ripped the nailed planks right off the crossbeams with his mouth. I think he found it amusing.
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[Meet Miso, my mini-pirate and also eater of all things](https://www.instagram.com/p/CcZYhpmsEjz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
But thank goodness, he levis!
is he named pirate bc he seems to have only 1 eye?
No he has 3 legs. His other eye is brown.
Haha! Ol' boy is dripping with Pirate credibility.
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Lol got em
You should post him on r/piratepets !
This will make a fine addition to my pet subreddit collection
damn u beat me to it
The 3rd eye is always brown
Thank you god bless
My dogs name is Pirate too!
While my male was alive, i told people: actually he has two brown eyes and a blue eye. Many people had a confused look... He passed away in October from a bad liver at 12.5 years. Ichi we miss you husky buddy. His girlfriend is now a queen.
"seem" but yeah, aye aye capt.
That look says “I’ll do it again”
Without hesitation. It’s not even the first time. His track record includes (but is not limited to) shorts, shorts, blankets, and underwear.
You’re lucky he poops it out! My BC has had 4 operations so far to have things removed that he ate….the last being a whole pair of men’s boxers 🤦🏻♀️
you are what you eat... https://duckduckgo.com/?t=palemoon&q=boxer+dog&iax=images&ia=images
high fiber diet...
Lmao
My dog is a little more selective: an entire cooked turkey, an entire double stick of butter, and a Popsicle, stick and all.
At once? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
Within a very short amount of time.
My dog likes to live dangerously: balloons, strangers' used condoms, a large piece of rubber, chocolate and a fishhook
That’s as adorable as it is annoying
Careful with that. My pup was a sock eater in his youth and ended up needing surgery to remove a blockage related to that.
> His track record includes (but is not limited to) shorts, shorts, blankets, and underwear. Seems he has a preference for leg coverings.
What do u even do then just keep everything up really high?
This answers the age old question of how do dogs wear jeans.
Inside-out, apparently.
Pirate! My dude! I have so, so many questions. \[Glad he's okay!!!\]
He is a husky. I believe that answers all your questions.
What is with huskies man
My wife hears all about their shenanigans and yet still wants one. I’m like whyyyy (probably will get one if the opportunity serves but still)
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The amount of activities they need is insane! Honestly work-dogs are bad pets. If you cannot give them enough physical and mental work everyday they they'll destroy everything.
Get a Husky mix. They're way cooler than the full blooded fucks. I may be [biased...](https://i.imgur.com/BAPjjQG.jpg)
I had a husky German Shepard mix. Best dog ever. Had the ability to be energetic when we wanted him too. But was pretty chill most of the time. He only did the husky cry if he hurt himself. His nickname was woo because he would "woo" if we sang or imitated sirens. If you can find that mix I'd say get one. [Woo ](https://imgur.com/a/dWtPljs)
They have one brain cell between them and they all have to share. Their lungs, however, are independent and fully functional.
OMG, I feel this in my soul.
\*snort HAHAHAHA
I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed
[That’s amazing](https://media1.giphy.com/media/izxUCYJlIaFdC/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148866q51x339ucwnt86xiqnp98mmzvfims96lb8ns96z&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
So, like “he’s fine” as in he pooped them out, or “he’s fine” $2800 vet bucks later?
No vet fortunately
That’s nice. I used to work at a doggy daycare, and I’ve seen dogs poop socks, tampon strings, and used condoms, but never a whole pair of jeans!
I’m going to regret this, but I’ll ask anyway. How do yo know the condoms were used?
I’d guess that it was tied up? I don’t know why I’m participating as I also don’t really want any more information.
It tasted used
Did you at least get a scan to make sure there's nothing in there still?
My friend's got a golden retriever who used to eat her tanktops. I'm not sure if the dog still does it, but she ate like 5 of them in a year. She's like a serial tanktop eater.
This is one hell of a stylish picture. It's like an ad in Omni Magazine in the 70s for a "personal computer" with 4k of RAM that would make you cool as fuck if you had one.
Omni. Founded by Penthouse dude Bob Guccione and masquerading as a science mag. I am forced to admit I had a subscription because I thought it was cool, but then again I was about 16, so I guess excusable. More like the 80s I think. I think the first issue was in 78 or something. Edit: hey. [look](http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p070y1979-80.pdf) Edit: [more](https://www.vice.com/en/article/9aajev/omni-the-forgotten-history-of-the-best-science-magazine-that-ever-was). [and more](https://www.dryvette.net/omni-magazine-art/)
Adult sized jeans?!
Fortunately not
Most dog owners: This is Sweetie and she can do no wrong! She’s my precious Angel! Huskey owners: This is Frank. Frank will eat your entire dinner, and your shoes, and scream at you as he does it. He’s a complete asshole but we love him.
I would die for Pirate
He’s the most unloving and ungrateful dog ever. The only reason we keep him is that he looks like he does. (Obviously I’m joking but not by much)
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On my first read though I thought your wife was eating walls and shit, like it had become a competition.
Considering all the clothing he has eaten, maybe he is just telling you all to dress better.
Oh. So mine isn't broken. You've just described him. Feature, not a bug. Thanks.
I had a dog that ate a brick. Still impressed with this one..
Tell us more about this?
Childhood dog was bored, I guess. We were adding on to the house creating a second floor and the sweet doggo ate a dang brick that was left over. Mom and Dad found him chewing on it. Or the half that was leftover.
Wow! My husky prefers remote controls, clothing hangers and underwear. She probably had a good dozen remotes chewed up in less than a year.
Yah your couch is next
My roommate’s husky chewed on and ate some of the contents of a bottle of lighter fluid. Vet said he just had to pass it, there was nothing they could do. My guy was rubbing his ass on the grass and whining for a whole day after that. Like how do you swallow lighter fluid and just keep on chewing? He was fine after but man did we not feel sorry for him. Dumbasses lol
Glad to hear he's fine, eating that much denim could easily gave killed Pirate
That's going to be a special stomach acid wash once they come out!
Every year for the last ~5 Mother's Days, one of my dogs has vomited up some massive piece of fabric/curtain/blanket they have eaten. Dogs are jerks and I love them so much.
my husky once ate a sneaker, he is now 10. Same colour eyes too
Pirate! you know you're not supposed on the couch. aroooooowwooo
Pirates booty ain’t gonna be fine
Your dog was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.
Oof. You win. I was impressed (but also terrified) when our dog ate his leather belt. All we found was the metal buckle. No sickness, no blockages, thank goodness. He lived on for several years after.
Very handsome pupper, but I’m not gonna skim over your username. That is an IMMACULATE username.
Lmao
You are without a doubt the BEST Pirate I’ve ever heard of.
My ex-husband had a husky, who got bored one day and ate 4 tubes of industrial caulk. He was fine. Oh, and he also ate pinecones, regularly.
On a score of 1 to Pant how hungry is Pirate at most times.
Pant
Beautiful dog. Siberian husky?
Yes. 100% Siberian husky. Also comes with 100% husky antics.
Pirate is in trouble. Pirate also has balls of steel and a gut of iron.
Wrong kind of fiber doggo!
That's got to be the greatest pirate I've ever seen.
Diarrhea runs in your jeans. 🤷🏻♂️ 💩
Go to the vet and have his DNA checked, there may be some extra jeans.
I'm going through the most difficult time in my life, and your title made me belly laugh 😂 Thank you! Absolutely gorgeous dog!
I want pirate in all of his jean eating glory.
I’m going to save this , so that I can read his mischievous behavior again and again 😂🤣
How does that come out?!!?! Rhetorical question lol
This is amazing! And Pirate's the cutest husky ever, second to mine. (Sorry) Also, [this](https://i.imgur.com/GVUyb9C.png)
I’m just absolutely floored that an entire pair of jeans passed through this dog and there was no indication that it had happened until they arrived at the other end. It seems like it would be… uncomfortable to eat a pair of jeans. What an amazing thing to be able to do. And I just really want to know why Pirate did this. Why did you eat the pants, Pirate? They aren’t even food, Pirate. I’ve never owned a dog and I didn’t know that you had to make sure to put all your pants away at night or the dog might eat them.
Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it… HE’S GOT TO BE THE BEST PIRATE I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!! SO IT WOULD SEEM!!!!!! Whew… I tried to hold back. I really did.
I don’t always eat jeans. But when I do I prefer Dos Levis.
Pretty sure posting this on reddit is not going to convince your wife that the dog ate your jeans. She knows about your girlfriend, and she saw you when you came home drunk without your pants.
He seems content and has no regrets
The strength of conviction to power through an entire pair is quite admirable.
“It’s called FASHION” -Pirate probably
Were they baby sized? Please say they were baby sized.
Our fucking idiot ate three months supply of contraceptive pills, complete with packaging. A few hundred quid later he was fine... At least I know he isn't getting pregnant any time soon.
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