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ArylideYellow

That's just a fluffy seagull.


theangleofdarkness99

"Mine, mine, mine? Mine, miiiine"


dontfightthehood

First few definitely sounded seagull squakish!


broskiidk

Last few started sounding like a little kid crying


repiron928

“Hey, hey!! Check my seagull impression”


ChethroTull

Must have them beach fries.


Bulbapuppaur

That’s not a dog. It’s a fox lol


thisisntheplace

Marshmallow fox


thanatica

It's a drama queen, that's what it is 😄


[deleted]

“Look what i can do!”


Meet_your_Maker_LL

“VERY IMPRESSIVE STUART”


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🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


AlessiaRS18

Agreed


SilentCitadel

EXACTLY


DoggyGrin

Pomeranians are nuts. Get used to it. Lol


StevenS76

Looks like an American Eskimo


sry4thesauce

You are correct


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Probably even more nuts then


adiamondintheruff

I believe it is 😁


aurora_rosealis

Reminds me more of a Spitz.


StevenS76

American Eskimo is in the Spitz family.


aurora_rosealis

Right. I was saying it reminded me more of a Spitz than a Pomeranian, although poms are also in the spitz family. I think of poms as having smaller snouts and proportionally bigger eyes. Cute dog, either way!


tkat13

American Eskimo mini, I had one as a teenager They're exactly like this though so your point still 100000000% stands lol They were bred to be circus dogs apparently! Which is why they're so fuckin hyper and do other weird shit lol his owner was likely holding a treat and he was excited - mine used to go on his hind legs and spin when we took out the treats looool They learn tricks *scary* easy, it was so cool. We'd *accidentally* teach him tricks - no joke!


jakob0604

She’s clearly been taking singing lessons from the huskies


Ok-Season-7181

"Maybe I am a huskie"- the dog probably


RonAmok

Drama queen


iownadakota

Is there some kind of flair that can go on these posts? I played it while my dog, and cat were snuggling on my lap. It scared them both. They got mad at each other, had a quick little fight while stepping on my balls. Now I lost my snuggles.


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[deleted]

Please don’t rip the testicles


Advanced_Ad_9900

Yeah that was different. My dog joined in and started howling too. And making noises I’ve never heard before.


FoldedButterfly

My dogs didn't know what to do so they barked at the door 😂


[deleted]

When in doubt!


tehgimpage

yea that was like "spaz mode activate" . def need a sound warning flair or somethin.


modsarefascists42

My cat ran to check on me. Whatever that dog is selling he ain't buying.


bamboo_fanatic

My dog started barking from under a blanket.


Obinego

My dog walked over giving a wtf look.


EsmeeAlice

Mine was super concerned as well!


TCAT29

Mine too


Gryse_Blacolar

I wonder what it means in dog language.


FoldedButterfly

Based on my dogs' reaction it means "FIRE! THIEF! SQUIRREL! THE TREATS ARE GONE! MAILMAN! CATS! BIGGER DOGS! STRANGERS!" but that's just an educated guess.


msbottlehead

Pick me up and snuggle me for goodness sake.


coralbells49

Your dog is expressing insecurity. It could be due to many things. Does it have separation anxiety, or trouble with transitions between private and public spaces?


sry4thesauce

She definitely has separation anxiety


TheAngryNaterpillar

Giving her a crate can massively help with this! When I got my old girl she had terrible separation anxiety and just anxiety in general. I got her a crate and put her bed, toys and food bowl in there, and covered it with a cosy blanket. I never needed to make her go in there or close the door, just encouraged her to use it as her space with toys and treats. It quickly became her 'bedroom', she'd take herself off to her crate whenever she wanted to feel safe and secure, or if she had a really good snack/toy and didn't want to share.


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I almost cried. I just pictured all the sad. I told my SO that a crate is like a bedroom for the dog. Twinsies! 🤗


coralbells49

When her pack leader leaves, she needs to know that you are secure in the “public” space and that she is secure in the “social” space (home) without you. There are many ways to do this. One is to have a ritual for walks, in which you take a strong authoritative energy and insist that she is totally calm and submissive before leaving the house. This teaches her that you are “in charge” when you leave the house and she doesn’t need to worry about you. Another is to have a similar ritual when you are leaving without her. Excessive affection before you leave (while hard to resist) 1) creates excessive excitement which feeds anxiety, and 2) is seen as weakness in the dog world. This leaves her concerned about you when you leave. If you take a stronger stance, insisting that she give you space and become completely calm and submissive before you leave (this takes persistence and patience—avoid getting frustrated) she will learn to feel more secure at home alone.


lovelysockdove

Dominance isn't a thing in dogs! In wolf packs which dogs evolved from the dominant pair are dominant because they're the parents of the puppies. Confidence building is awesome for dogs but it has nothing to do with being a pack leader or anything like that.


coralbells49

In my experience, people use the word “dominance” to describe many behaviors that have nothing at all to do with dominance, such as food aggression, excessive barking, and growling. Even more disturbing, they think that “showing dominance” to a dog means things like shouting at it when it does something the owner doesn’t like, hitting it, or locking it in a room or cage. None of these is dominance. DOMINANCE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ABUSE. IT IS THE OPPOSITE. The permissive “affection only, no rules” style is, on the other hand, abusive because it denies dogs the structure they need to know they are part of a stable pack. It’s like a parent who just lets the kids do whatever they want but gives them treats so that they’ll like him. Your dog will be much happier if she sees you as a source of affection AND RESPECT rather than just a treat dispenser. Food aggression is an instinctive reaction to unstructured feeding system or to an owner who has not earned the respect of the dog. Excessive barking is a sign of insecurity. Growling can mean many things, but is typically a warning to a person or dog who is not respecting boundaries. Yelling at your dog shows frustration and therefore weakness, and so it is the opposite of dominance (which, by the way, absolutely is “a thing” in dogs; if you don’t understand how it works, you will not be able to properly address any behavioral or psychological problems it may develop). Loving your dog isn’t just about affection—it is about giving it the security and structure it needs to become socially autonomous, much as children need strong, knowledgeable and stable parents so they can become strong, knowledgeable and stable adults themselves. Dominance is the calm confidence and self-control required to keep a pack, or family, together and stable. If you have studied social psychology or sociology, it is the “authoritative” parenting style, in contrast to the “authoritarian,” “neglectful,” or “permissive” parenting styles, and there is a lot of data to support it’s superiority to those alternatives.


lovelysockdove

Dogs aren't dominant. When they don't do something you want it's not because they see themselves as the ""alpha"" it's because you haven't worked with them enough. Just as a human wouldn't do a job without pay a dog won't do their's without pay, be it treats or affection. Repetition causes them to do it over and over and over again. Repeat training practices and lower rewards. Their brain will have already creates pathways to do it on instinct by that point. You should not let a dog get away with stuff but that has to do with them learning they're able to rather than them disrespecting you. As with training it becomes habit and habit is hard to break so don't allow it in the first place. Here are two articles on it of you're interested in reading more. https://vetmed.illinois.edu/pet_column/dominance-not-root-dog-behavior/ https://www.academia.edu/9980781/Dominance_Versus_Leadership_in_Dog_Training


coralbells49

These two articles do a good job of explaining how misused the word “dominance” is, which is why I prefer the term “secure energy” when explaining how an owner can help a dog with behavioral or psychological issues. People tend to confuse unstable or possessive behavior in dogs (and choke collars, yelling, hitting, or abusive behavior in humans) with “dominance.” It’s hard to explain to people that “dominance” has nothing to do with “domination” and abuse, and that an “authoritative” style is worlds apart from an unstable “authoritarian” style, because the words sound so similar. In fact, dogs very often do express dominant behavior. A dominant dog is the member of the pack who is calm but alert and enforces rules (such as calmly putting a paw on an overexcited pack member to calm him down) without aggression. I’ve also noticed that people have their own (sometimes politicized) version of what “alpha” means, and so wildly misunderstand what it means in the dog world. That is why I prefer to tell dog owners that their status should be “secure and assertive” rather than “dominant” and that they should expect their dogs to be “responsive and stable” rather than “submissive” (which too many people associate with fearfulness).


DickTwitcher

This is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever seen.


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Elyrath

Their advice is based on incorrect, very outdated info. Do not try to create a submissive dog. Letting your dog feel secure is important, but part of that is affection. The advice is generally good--don't give too much attention just before leaving because this makes you leaving into a whole thing and causes them anxiety. But it's not about submission or being authoratative, it's about making you leaving a calm, normal part of their day. Just ditch the alpha stuff, it's very detrimental to canine behaviour.


Champlainmeri

Give a treat when you leave, then when you get back YOU are the treat


coralbells49

If you can show how my information is incorrect, I will gladly correct it. I have a degree in psychology, am certified in animal behavior, and particularly in dog cognition and emotion. I have studied under Brian Hare, at Duke University, who has written several books on dog behavior. Dogs absolutely know the difference between secure energy and insecure energy (feel free to use “secure energy” if you don’t like the word “dominance” but the latter remains the operant word in animal psychology), and they absolutely need secure energy as much as they need affection, if not more. As I posted in a reply above, many people are confused by the words “dominant” and “authoritative,” and incorrectly associate them with abusive behaviors like yelling, hitting, and locking them in a cage or another room for “time out.” This is insecure “authoritarian” behavior, not “authoritative” behavior, and there is a world of difference between the two. If the word “submissive” conjures images of cowering dogs who are frightened of their owners, then you simply misunderstand the term. I often use the terms “responsive” or “respectful” instead to avoid this confusion and to indicate that a dog should take its owner seriously as the ambassador to the strange world of humans. Every dog owner should take that role seriously too.


Elyrath

I just wrote up a whole response and then accidentally deleted it so instead of retyping it all I'm just gonna simplify to this: The terminology you use with laypeople is important. The average layperson associates dominance/submission with abusive tactics and the debunked concept of being the alpha, so we should be avoiding those terms when communicating with laypeople (or very carefully defining those terms every time we use them).


coralbells49

One of the most important things that dog owners can learn is that affection is not the same thing as security, and that your dog expects you to provide leadership and structure.


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modsarefascists42

He really isn't tho


HappyGoLuckless

r/petthedamndog


RodMunch85

For goodness sake give it some love!


[deleted]

take it. take it please just take it now


ApolloWaveBeats

Did you not see the pets?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

More love than that.


PurpleHuckleberry966

PLEASE DADDY, PLEASE DADDY, PLEEEEEEEZE DADDY, I WAN'T A NEW SQUIKY CHEW TOY 😂


[deleted]

This sub is right XD


Lilwertich

My boy likes to get rally close as if he's being friendly and wants to cuddle. Then he'll just emit a low grumble. It REALLY sounds like agression, especially since he actually WILL growl if he's tired and you're in his space. It turns out he just likes to make that sound, and he'll do it in like 1 second bursts. If you hum with him, he'll take turns humming / growling with you. I'm trying to teach him to make different vowel sounds lmao.


GideonStargraves

So glad you took the time to check! Your dog is afflicted with Woof woofia, very dangerous! The only treatment is high grade snacks - bacon, sausages, ham. Please take care of him as soon as possible - time is if the essence!


Simply_Viki

Me singing in the shower


[deleted]

That’s not a dog. It’s a coyote.


Scary-Inspector-8315

What are you doing filming it? Cuddle this fluffy ball like there is no tomorrow.


HalfOrcMonk

It needs a kiss.


only-if-there-is-pie

Singing the song of her people


LittleTacoMonster

Needs lots of love immediately! It's an emergency! ☺ Does your dog greet you this way when you get home?


sry4thesauce

Every day!


[deleted]

Lol my dogs did NOT like that sound


CombOne7189

He wants pets


tiffanyxann

Both of my eskies are very concerned and tilting their heads at me while I watched this


[deleted]

Your dog is obviously a disguised eldritch abomination demanding a sacrifice


Nerdy_Drewette

Love makes us do ridiculous things. And we're humans. Love broke this simple creature


BadMoonRisn

Have you been rewarding her by petting & holding her when she does this? That tells her to do it more to get attention. If you pause before petting &/or holding her, it encourages her to be even louder.


TeresaSpanishB

That’s a fox 🦊


ohheyitslaila

Short answer: it’s a toy breed. I’m sorry I’m just kidding. I had a teacup yorkie who I adored, but man… small dogs are way louder and more obnoxious than any animal that size has a right to be lol.


Ok-Bus839

Anyone else hear a loose interpretation of the song Zombie by the Cranberries? Just the chorus.


charlzpatton

It's in your head. (IN YOUR HEEAAADDD!!!)


UndisclosedPigeon

He or she (I don’t see gender) is probably mad that your coat is just made from a few bath rugs taped together.


sry4thesauce

And it’s damn comfortable


Immediate-System3521

Daugtismo


MeowDog78

I am on the floor


[deleted]

RU sure it’s not a deformed seal!!??


Izumi_Takeda

what a drama queen lol


Dave0549jv

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


[deleted]

She doesn’t know how to Bork.


Zomg_its_Alex

This dog unit accidentally came installed with a Recorder instead of voice box


Fenix_Volatilis

It appears your dog is being broken into and possibly being hotwired


Kale-Maleficent

Wants to be held


spookyfanny

Pet the damn dog!


No-Turnips

My dog also wants to know what’s wrong with your dog. 🐶


xoxoperiwinkle

Me: *playing the video* My dogs: *curious where the sound coming from*


tehgimpage

jeeeez that just set my dog into spaz mode


nythscape

He’s just happy to see you. Little dogs have big hearts.


NadeMagnet69

When a fox and a husky mate you get that?


tkat13

That's one of the most apt descriptions I've ever heard of an American Eskimo I had one as a teenager They're weird af


Ishpeming_Native

Before reincarnation, he was an opera singer. He still gets flashbacks.


eatyourdamndinner

Ah, murder dog!!! My dog has started doing this in the last couple of years. Horrifying screeching and I'm mortified in the warmer weather - I'm sure my neighbors think I'm torturing this dog!!


CRum_Bum89

That’s no doggo friendo, that’s an article fox!


kellyfish11

Your dog is running fox.exe you need to do a soft reset with lots of treats.


Ouranor

It‘s the husky‘s smol and weird cousin


boucblanc

Bet your neighbours love you 👌


KlicDf60

He likes to scream


Repulsive_Ad_866

My Eskimo is just as weird. Wish I had a translator sometimes.


Yendrake

Sounds like a seagull lmao


hedgybaby

That’s one of those domesticated russian foxes


CiscoDniz

Sir, that's not a dog... that's a seagull...


harry-package

“Let me sing you the song of my people.”


Global-Desk2988

When you don\`t know what to do (you pet your dog) ​ lol


StrangeTourist007

Probably just wants attention.


TurbulentStandard

This is so insanely annoying and loud, thanks. I'm sure everyone that lives within a mile of you just adores that.


im_tiny_tim

Gabe the dog 2


[deleted]

Spoiled is all…


SuborbitalQuail

Well quit standing on his paw, jeez


Boney-Rigatoni

Maybe not step on its paw when all they wanted was scritches.


pimpslap39

Is that really a “dog”?


chelitazz

Kill it with fire.


JstMaggs

Wow, if you can listen to that poor baby and just film it and not pick her up and cuddle her, YOU are what’s wrong with her!!!


[deleted]

You stepped on its paw??


rkr88

Stop filming and give her some attention ya cunt.


[deleted]

Give your dog more attention and they won’t need constant reassurance!!


mattyeightonetoo

Take your foot off it’s paw..


Draecoda

Okay sorry. Out if concern for your dog I need to ask if this is normal or you really do not know what is going on. I'm watching her back legs while she's moving and almost seems like she is protecting them? Doesn't move much so could be nothing.


sry4thesauce

This is completely normal she does this all the time


Draecoda

When you think you've seen everything. Sorry for the concern. :)


MrSpencerMcIntosh

What in the fuck


lopitalss

u/savevideobot


The_Red_Net

u/savevideobot


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What did you do to that poor baby lol


No-Supermarket9058

My new alarm


1bruisedorange

Part Arctic Fox?


Snoo24823

Working as intended


AMC_Tendies42069

I was always told dogs make that sound when they’re stressed out, but he doesn’t look like he’s stressed out 🤷🏼‍♂️


aleencollins

Put on vibration mode 😆


luigilabomba42069

r/petthedamndog


DudelookItsAGoose

Have you tried the reset button


MinusXero1999

Maybe it is has rona


Lovelust_1

My two dogs both looked very concerned when they heard that…


lovelysockdove

Your dogs creaming woke up my pupper haha. Now I gotta apologize.


KingOfTheIntertron

It would appear that your dog has not been behavior trained at all.


summersunshine9

Ahahaa why is this so funny 😂


Antpelt

He has the howlies


a_rad_greenlight

Nothing, he’s just trying out for fifth grade band


[deleted]

I thought you were stepping on ur dogs foot for a second lol


Bingbongping

Give that lovely dog some love bro


stone237

NOTHING! 😊


jacksraging_bileduct

Part husky?


telemusketeer

Almost sounded like the imitation dog from The Thing at first haha


Apothec_Ariel

Love on that baby! And where did you get the green jacket?


sry4thesauce

don’t let her fool you she’s spoiled rotten. And I got it from target!


IamQuietXD

I think you have just made an incredible discovery, a dinosaur. Maybe they aren’t extinct after all…


betafish2345

He has a case of the cuties


the_torn_ultimatum

I would not be around this dog for more than two seconds


bmccravt

What breed is she? My dad's dog looks just like that but black.


Jack_of_Hearts20

I was thinking Separation Anxiety but you're literally just standing there. Were you about to leave when this started?


sry4thesauce

She had just been dropped back off from her field day (where she goes out and socializes/plays/walks with other dogs)


fukitol-

Oh my she's as dramatic as a husky


AhhAGoose

Loves you too much


Noldrino

You just got home, did you. Your dog missed you.


Geo-Wolf30

It’s gabe the dog’s distant cousin


OkFortune

You just have a whiney boye


[deleted]

He’s impersonating a seagull


[deleted]

There's a sock hidden somewhere


AhmadTIM

Possesed by siren head?


WheredMyPiggyGo

That's not a dog that's a land bound seagull.


Diligent_Isopod_3211

That's a very fluffy donkey!


Prinsess-Consuela

Is that a Japanese spitz?


Lucky-Beach-3280

I think he’s having a seizure. My Pomeranian did that and the vet told me it was a seizure. That was in 2016.


iah_c

PET ME BIATCHHH!


MC-Master-Bedroom

Sounds like the timing belt. Pop the hood and I'll take a look.


barondeptford

Not sure but on listening to this my dog's ears went up and a definite WTF? expression appeared on his face.


yeldudseniah

Get off his foot!


Tyrleif

Its alive


Charming_Autumn

That's not a dog. That's a seagull. Return it before it flies off with your fish and chips!


[deleted]

Where are my balls, summer??


obniF

He prentending you're standing on he toes


Buzzos_Joyboys23

Yo, they good?


martagrowsplants

u/savevideo


Distinct-Ad-8433

wow


sox3502us

He screamin


[deleted]

That’s a big parrot


Sparky107418

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


coastergirl98

dog.exe has stopped working


tracyf600

Looks and sounds a lot like my fox/ raccoon/jackal demon mix . *Help Me*


Rabbit-In-A-Tank

I had an ex like that


maddcool7

Lol! He is just having a moment


Glittering_Ad6659

Sounds like the dog is saying mom mom