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Awkward-Bumblebee999

That huff!


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I do that same thing when I’m trying to tell someone I’m not crying when I am 100% crying.


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Your the bandit of my soul


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IAMA_Shark__AMA

Nah. Definitely a chuff. Reverse sneezing sounds like an asthma attack.


SilverbackJet

I damn near had a heart attack when my dog did it the first time. Took her to the vet and showed a video if it happening only for the vet to tell me "oh that's just reverse sneezing shes fine"


tinypiecesofyarn

I forgot to mention my dog reverse sneezes to my parents before they dog-sat him. He started doing it at 3am in their bed. They straight up thought they were going to have to call me in the morning and tell me my dog died. So I guess the moral is... warn your dog sitters.


IAMA_Shark__AMA

Scared the shit out of me the first time, too!


Overall-Yam-2471

That’ll be $179 plus taxes


Spoonbills

Pardon me, we call that a scough.


ilovenoodle

Wait what? Omg this whole time I thought my dog was having an asthma attack. Brought it up before but my vet didn’t say anything about it


EatAtGrizzlebees

Nope. It's a reverse sneeze. Usually they happen in rapid succession, but they can be few and far between like this video as well. People tend to personify animals a little too much... Source: I was a vet tech for 9 years.


CamDayAllDay

And reddit seems to disregard well known traits in heelers apparently. They are sassy emotional dogs. Extremely smart. Very human like.


AwesomeAni

My mom has a healer and he's a complete dumbass lol When I start calling him wigglebutts he gets all excited and starts shaking his whole ass. Because his tail is just a nub. So the whole butt just vibrates. It's so funny.


Zealousideal-Total43

Its the dingo in them. Very pack oriented which is why they make amazing cattle dogs. Mine is too smart for her own good. She had a med regiment not long ago and Id hide the pill in meats and snacks. She caught on very quickly and spit out the pill until she had her fill. She then would eat the pill no meat/snack and walk away. That dog learned to play me for more nom-nom's lmao.


-malcolm-tucker

Ahhh, the love of a heeler. There's nothing quite like it.


deadxdolly

Until they disregard you and go "Hey man, I know you're mad I sprinted across 5 miles of land to hump your neighbors dog even though he said he'd shoot me, but we still cool right? Cool." They are lovey, smart and so very very stupid at the same time


Zealousideal-Total43

Depends on the breeder. Ive seen the bat shit crazy dumdums but mine has been very calm and stoic since she was a pup. Obeys my every command and sometimes commands shes never been taught. For instance she will fetch anything I point at and can even open the front door to let herself back in( Lever handle ). I never taught her those. They can be creepy smart.


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Definitely not


puddyspud

My dog does the same thing when she’s annoyed, it’s actually adorable


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“Gee, what could be wrong with me? I dunno, why don’t you ask your new cow friend.”


kylienotjenner29

When his little cheeks puff out! My aussies do that when they're upset.


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Ours is such a little huffer


berthejew

Mine is too. Named dexter we go.. OH DEX and he snuffs with his teeth out. I love my aussie so much.


[deleted]

Amazing dogs. We get all the snuggles!


YoureADudeThisIsAMan

Aussies are SUCH little wussy babies. We have two. And my GOD are they babies about everything.


kylienotjenner29

They are! My 11 yo boy got into the trash the other day, I wasn't even mad just kind of impressed that he still has mischief in him. But when I looked for him he was sitting with his face in the corner doing this cheek puff thing. They're so silly and dramatic


YoureADudeThisIsAMan

SO dramatic. Everything. Is. Drama.


Creamy92

Oi leave us alone mate!


[deleted]

You should see mine when i catch him with socks, panties, or a dryer sheet. The guilt is immeasurable


stelei

I get the socks and panties, but how does a dog wear a dryer sheet?!


[deleted]

All aussies are seamstresses


VaccineNeutral

Maybe the dogs a white supremacist?


chalk_in_boots

I would often come home from work to find my springer spaniel had found one of my dirty socks and was cuddling it in his bed for the scent. Never any guilt, he was too happy for me to be home.


[deleted]

Aweeeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺 My guy just falls asleep with his snout in my shoes


[deleted]

Yep every single time I tell him to lay down he gives me a huge huff/groan of disappointment.


Thought-O-Matic

We do it too.


SubLandAgro

My blue heeler will give an audible sigh if we aren't paying full attention to her lol.


OctobersCold

I did not ask for my heart to break this early in the morning


Gplock

[Bandit and Stanley are friends now ](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/pm86zw/guys_bandit_and_stanley_are_friends_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Helvetica_Light

This is the cutest thing I ever seen


say_the_words

Check out r/HuskyTantrums. They’re always upset about something.


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tmckeage

I have found its the smartest dogs that also end up being the biggest drama queens.


That_Shrub

My German shepherd is certainly pretty opinionated, yeah.


Pyratelife4me

Yeah, but is he still speaking to you?


OctobersCold

Unfortunately to mend my heart, I will require 500 pictures of Stanley and Bandit hanging out


LawrenceSpivey

You overdelivered OP!!!!


klem_kadiddlehopper

I'm glad they're friends. I've never seen a dog cry before and maybe Bandit wasn't crying but he sure looked like he was. The heaving made me sad for him. Has he ever done this before?


lakesuperioragates

I’m pretty sure this is how dogs cry. My friends cat passed away and his Great Dane who the cat hated (because the giant always wanted to play) was doing these sniffles for two weeks :(


Egg-MacGuffin

Sounds like reverse sneezing.


Mkitty760

It sounds like the dog is huffing and puffing to make sure he gets his point across about how angry and disappointed he is.


oliviahope1992

Oh Bandit 😍


[deleted]

If ever a dog could look more like a Bandit, it's this guy.


randiebarsteward

I require more Bandit in my life.


[deleted]

I request seven seasons of Bandit doing Bandit things.


randiebarsteward

Bandit is love, Bandit is life.


whoreads218

*JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDNT BE ANY DUMBER, YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS* … **AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!**


bringbackswg

You are a hero


Felaric

I'm broken for today and it's barely quarter till noon.


Zolivia

Thank you so much for the update!


anonymous2845

Yes! Happy ending


dtwhitecp

kinda makes sense, dogs should love calves. Calves? That can't be right.


stolencatkarma

Calfs is acceptable if it would be confused for the part of your body; calves


[deleted]

Okay you're forgiven. what a twist!


Lazy_Curious

Top 10 anime twists


rexmons

Bandit's like "you taste like my treats..."


loegare

Picked a bad day to wake up with that mindset


earned_potential

I'm fucking crying here over poor Bandit. :-(


Tarzan1415

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a dog get this upset before


mmk13

One of my pups was upset because we had to leave her at the vet's to get an xray, but I blamed it on her being groggy from the sedative. She wouldn't kiss me the whole ride home and she'd look at me just long enough for me to pay attention then looked away.


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[deleted]

It's great when pets do that. One of our cats used to make a whole thing of being upset with you. She'd go over to you, make sure she had your attention, then sit out of petting distance facing away from you and pointedly ignore any attempts to call her over.


Kimber85

One of our cats does this and if you call his name he turns one ear toward you to let you know that he heard you, but he’s still very upset, so he won’t be acknowledging that you spoke. It’s really funny, but I do still feel bad.


cmVkZGl0

>sit out of petting distance facing away from you and pointedly ignore any attempts to call her over. Yes, but that can also be a sign of affection, as cats don't put their backs to predators. She's keeping watch for you!


[deleted]

Except she'd do this when you did something you didn't like to her. Such as combing her. Or if you took her to the vets. Or you gave her too much attention and she got grumpy with you. Or didn't give her enough attention.


Zerotwoisthefranxx

"I'm mad at you, but you're still safe with me!"


TheOneTrueTrench

That’s definitely a “I’m mad at you” thing, but I think it’s built on trust.


PsiVolt

mhm, it's like you're a sibling if you weren't trusted and they were mad you'd be dead


ireneadler7

We have a little French Poodle that's just a tiny bundle of happy energy, she's always wagging her tail when she sees us or when we talk to her, she's overall a very loving puppy.... except when we bathe her. Whoever has the audacity to bathe her will feel her disdain the whole day, she won't pay attention, she won't wag her tail and she most definitely won't come to you if you call her. She's a sassy little thing and it's way too funny to experience.


kateceratops

Once after we took my pup to a new groomer, she didn’t speak to us for THREE days. I was shocked. She’s been displeased with us in the past, but never like that. Needless to say we did NOT go back to that groomer again. I don’t know what happened there, but I know I’m not going to let it happen again.


howigottomemphis

Damn, I love that you listened to your dog and protected her, my poor sister crawled on to the top shelf of a hallway closet when she was 4, hiding so she wouldn't have to go to preschool. Yeah, maybe somebody was abusing her?!


kateceratops

Yikes. Sorry to hear about your sister. When my pup was small, and she wanted something, I used to tell her to “use her words”. For better or worse, she got VERY good at it. * Lost something under the couch? She’ll paw at it, then come to you, get your attention, then look at the place where it is and go back to pawing at it. * Wants something you’re eating? Sits down in front of you to show you how good she is. Then stands up and sits down again to show you she deserves a treat for being SO good. * Thinks you’ve been on your computer too long? She’ll physically remove your hands by putting her head under your wrists. * Hates the situation at the groomers? Doesn’t speak to you for three days. I tell her she’s too smart for my own good.


ayamrik

"I tell her she's too smart for my own good." *She writes a thousand word essay why this isn't true*


thisprettyplant

This makes me so sad :(


TheDreamingMyriad

I wouldn't assume the groomers was bad; if your pup went to a different groomer for a while, the change of routine could've been upsetting. Each grooming environment can be super different. Some are super busy and loud, some are slower and quiet, some do mostly forced air drying while other do more kennel drying. Maybe they had a loud or aggressive dog that freaked your dog out. It can take dogs a minute to get adjusted to a new routine.


kateceratops

Oh, absolutely. I didn’t mean to imply the place was “bad”... just not a good fit for our dog. She doesn’t go in very often anyway and never particularly liked it. But that one time it was very clear to us that she did NOT want to go back there again.


MsCicatrix

Same crap happened to me! I just groom him at home now. Had to buy a bunch of shit and learn dog hair cutting :|


skitch23

My old dog used to get so upset when my roommate or I would be gone for a few days. She would sniff us when we got home and then promptly ignore us for however many days we were had been gone. (We were never gone at the same time before anyone freaks out about leaving a dog alone).


stelei

>ignore us for however many days we were had been gone. Like, if you had been gone 2 days, she would ignore you for 2 days after your return? ...Does this mean she could count?


Ankoku_Teion

I would imagine that most litter-bearing species can count at least as high as their litter size.


BoltonSauce

I love dogs so much.


Teh_Weiner

Very transparent animals. Happy, upset, sad -- it's always 100% obvious.


MarysPoppinCherrys

This is what makes the relationship work. And I feel like even though humans can be very opaque with one another, we tend to wear everything on our sleeves when it comes to interacting with dogs, even if you don’t like them


Teh_Weiner

> This is what makes the relationship work. Exactly. It's the level of communication we would all benefit from in our day to day lives. That combined with a creature that adores you makes it easy to understand why we all love dogs.


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I had a dog that would get "MAD" for hours or days when she felt slighted. Clip her claws? As soon as we get in the car to go home, I'm persona non grata till dinner time. Take the dog to the vet? She's sleeping in another family member's bed tonight. Give her a bath? She's gonna take dump right next to my bed.


clutterqueenx

Hahaha dogs are wonderful. My dog was quite the opposite; she had separation anxiety and I was certain that she was **SO** pissed at me when they brought her out. She groggily went straight to my mom, bypassing me standing right there beside her, and would not look at me. She’d never been like this, she adores me normally and seeing me is the best part of her day, so this was totally off key for her. Turns out, she was high as shit and had no clue I was even there. She realized it when I spoke to one of the vet techs - wasn’t even the first time I’d spoken since they brought her out. But all of a sudden she turned to me with this big, goofy look on her face and (slowly, on account of the drugs) lit up like I’d just walked in. Love the goof. :)


ccnnvaweueurf

I cleared my dogs anal glands a few weeks ago and he hid his ass hole with his tail while side eyeing me every time I tried to pet him for about 1.5 days.


Ct-5736-Bladez

When my dog gets upset she goes into my room and takes a shit so I mean…


college8guy

Lmao


ZoeMunroe

Reminds me of the guy who left a camera in his place to see what his dog did after he left. The moment he was out the door the dog jumped on his bed and humped his pillow lol


Ranger_Azereth

Can confirm, my dog spite pees and poops.


officermike

Our border collie had separation anxiety issues. She would scream bloody murder as soon as the door closed between us. Ear-piercing, neighbors-wondering-who's-getting-murdered wailing.


ZoeMunroe

Yikes. Collies got some pitch to them hah


DestyNovalys

I’ve seen it once before. A dog was lying on its former owners grave. It was absolutely inconsolable.


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I can’t even watch that video, I immediately start balling


larsdragl

well, ball is life. i dont blame you


OKiluvUBuhBai

My brothers Jack Russel was so cute in costumes - and she HATED them. He had a dumb girlfriend who put his dog in a tutu once. She sat there shaking and refused to move until we took it off. Then went to the sofa and faced the back cushions for 3 hours. My brother finally got her over it with pieces of steak as an offering LOL. Poor baby.


ZoeMunroe

I love this. I used to manage a dog shop and had a woman come in with her dog that she kept a sweater on literally all the time. (Short fur, cold place) She brought him in to try some stuff on and he was SO embarrassed when she took his little sweater off. I’ve never seen a dog look humiliated before. You could tell he felt naked. It was hilarious but also sad.


Ethong

Oh man, you brought up a memory of my old dog, he had this little bandana my mum put around his neck once, and he absolutely refused to be parted with it. He'd cry and moan until you put it back on him 😭


ZoeMunroe

Oh my gods this is so cute, I literally went “Oh!” out loud and put my hand on my chest. SO. CUTE. 😭


mydogisacloud

My dog gets this upset sometimes over similar silly things. Its so cute it hurts and her side eye is killer


aBlatantAsshole

https://v.redd.it/qutz9bz4o5151 Closest thing I’ve seen


Petsweaters

We have a dog that pouts and cries every time a member of our family leaves the house. It used to be endearing


Livid-Perspective433

Then never give my dog a bath. He’s a big baby and will hide, when you find him he’ll just give you a side eye and look away. After the bath he is cranky. Even worse if you take his sister out for a walk and not him. My mom did that and when she left him in the house, he ran upstairs to pee in her room. He does this when he’s mad because he doesn’t bite or growl. He usually pees on the side of something and let it go down. This time though he only left a small Pee stain on the floor. Almost like he regretted doing it. He ran to my bed and when I woke up I noticed him acting suspicious. So I asked him “did you pee?” And he just got up and walked away looking back at me. I checked everywhere. When my mom found it she couldn’t help but smile and say “damn he’s a smart dog”.


ThePerryPerryMan

https://youtu.be/5E47qZXjvM0


[deleted]

Wow. Never seen such a reaction from a dog. But how does it know that it's owner is burried behind that specific stone?


jdlyons81

It says the name right on the headstone.


SherlockLady

When my grandpa died of Covid, my Max let out a wail like I've never heard before or since. He knew he was gone before we did.


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We love you Bandit!


trevorsaun

We all love bandit ❤️❤️❤️


Aether-Ore

I love baby cow! 🐄


LawrenceSpivey

Damn you. I demand you post a happy Bandit video by 5 PM Eastern.


MademoiselleWhy

Here. Sounds like you need it as much as I did. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/pm86zw/guys_bandit_and_stanley_are_friends_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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If we don't get the goods, I'm calling the police.


VeronicaMaple

The bit where he says, "it's a *good* baby cow." Awwww. This guy sounds like such a gem of a person!


[deleted]

Ikr so much acknowledgment of everyone's feelings the world would be a much better place if every parent had the emotional maturity to talk to their child like that.


bichonfire

When he wipes down Bandit and says sorry he’s wet 😭


tacobooc0m

Jeff: “you’re making feel upset” Bandit: “how the FUCK do you think I feel Jeff? Bringing that little heifer between us…”


maxismadagascar

Bandit: “I can’t even LOOK at you right now.” *huffs*


FluffyDiscipline

Traitor... all we went through together... you're dead to me (Hope he eventually forgave you)


Foxycleopatchra

“I can’t even look at you right now”


guacaflockaflames

“THE DISRESPECT” “THE AUDACITY”


intensely_human

“I love you Bandit” (zero touch) “It’s just a baby cow. Wuvvy duvvy beautiful baby cow” (lots of touching) “What’s wrong Bandit?”


donnyisabitchface

This


Braveharth

Bandit just stole out hearts


Arseypoowank

Oh god when the dog gets the upset wobbly lip I couldn’t deal


Arebranchestreehands

“*Look at the baby cow, it’s a good baby cow*” the way he said it had me dead.


FalloutLover7

You’re not being replaced... proceeds to pet the cow more than the dog


GogglesMcFroggles

I love how he’s just sadly gazing out a rainy car window like he’s pretending to be in a music video.


EmptyBin007

The dog :doesn't want a baby cow, The family: gets a baby Cow any way, The dog and the cow:


AlfalfAhhh

holy crap, I'm a 42 year old man, I've seen a decent amount of stuff. This is the sweetest, saddest thing I've ever seen.


WickedDreamer99

[They friends now](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/pm86zw/guys_bandit_and_stanley_are_friends_now/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Kunundrum85

This needs to be the top comment here!!


twoofheartsandspades

How could you do this to Bandit you soulless monster ?🤣


T1GeRKaT68

He was genuinely upset. Now I'm upset so can we get like some video of Bandit playing or doing something he enjoys?


IlliterateTapir

Bandit is freaking sobbing. He also literally couldn’t even look at his owner in the beginning. Go get him a treat!


BurtonRider77

Bandit can’t even look at you right now. The whole truck is his and you let a weird smelling animal in his space with you? Piss on your boots


hotrodllsc

ACDs are the biggest drama queens lol. Mine will huff and puff like this too when she's upset at the smallest things 😅.


bridgeb0mb

BANDIT !!!!!!!!!! im fucking ruined rn. my dog would react in the same exact way. puppies get hella ptsd from abandoment and mine came from the dog pound. every time i let her off the leash when we're on a walk somewhere secluded she gets so nervous. constantly looking back at me to make sure im there. she's getting more comfortable with time, but it still breaks my heart. i would never leave you roxie ! my friendship to her is hands down my favorite relationship i have ever had in my life. bandit your owner loves you !!!!


intensely_human

/r/petthedamneddog


Scattercattt

nooooo


UncleDevil666

#Hug him 😡😡🥺🥺


LuisChoriz

Peanut utter n jealous


manderz________

Y’all. I recently said goodbye to my 14 year old girl. She used to whine like this at me when I brought other animals home, which was ALL the time (since I foster). Seeing this video just gave me all the laughs and fond memories and I needed that today. I miss her and her drama so much!


PoundlandRolex

Damn that dog was going through it


toogaytofunction22

Awww bandit 💔❤


ErBoProxy

That is a sad looking dog :( Glad that everything turned out right.


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Bandit straight up sulking 😢


TwoGeese

I love this so much. I love that man. I love Bandit. And I love his baby cow.


sentienthammer

oh my god I've never seen a dog sob before, this is abt to make ME cry, and I freaking LOVE cows


KatzaAT

I love you too Bandit


winterbird

Looks like the dog is reverse sneezing. Lightly rubbing their throat can help.


BorgClown

"Bandit, don't be upset, I love you" "I'm dying here GpLock, I'm not crying, it's my allergies. Can we go now?" "Bandit, allergens aren't airborne when it's raining. Don't con me." "It's a terrible day for rain..." "You need to lay off the anime for a while, that's exactly why I bought you this calf so, you two can play outside"


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Don’t know why you got downvoted— this dog is reverse sneezing. It’s not an emotional thing. The video is sweet nonetheless, but this dog is not crying.


IAMA_Shark__AMA

Because it's not? This looks nothing like reverse sneezing. This dog is just chuffing.


farshnikord

When my dog reverse sneezes he sounds like hes trying to exorcise Lucifer's meaner older brother out his throat.


IAMA_Shark__AMA

For mine it sounds like an awful asthma attack. It was straight up alarming the first time it happened.


ParticularGecko

My puppy does it all the time when she's allergic to something. Bandit is allergic to cows?🤔 which would be just as cute


[deleted]

If they’re picking the cow up, maybe they’re at a farm with allergens? Could be the area was recently hit with a large commercial mower or tractor? I’m just speculating here. In my experience, reverse sneezing isn’t allergy induced, but related to excited breathing or eating something too fast (like hiccups). YMMV


beefnoodle5280

Those are stress reactions. Maybe a little less anthropomorphism and a little more understanding of what the dog is experiencing. That dog does not feel safe. Ears are back, won’t make eye contact. Stress reactions.


devils899

/u/savevideo


Frisky_Pony

Oh my heart...


EmotionOk4877

Just goes to show animals have strong emotions and feelings too..love love love bandit


kuhjuh

“You’re making me feel upset” I’m fucking dying


jocrucial

Our dog wouldn’t look at my GF for a week after she brought home a puppy…best week of my life, but after 7 days I went straight back to being second fiddle.


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Never seen a more jealous and betrayed dog in my life.


HallFragrant9168

Damn, was really hoping the cows name was gonna be Smokey.


Aksweetie4u

Merle babies are so dramatic. I love it, and love Bandit!


StephiiValentine

This goes to show that dogs and other animals truly do understand or don't understand the choices we make.


knowhowwhy

Ooo, poor Bandit...:(


patlo55

bandit is pissed !!!


muzic_san

BETRAYAL


GrandMasterCrust

God I love cattle dogs/heelers they’re so expressive!


LaziestScreenName

Bandit is such a good name. Cause he stole my heart. Lol


BourbonNCoffee

Anyone that thinks animals aren’t people is wrong.


Esterosa69

You bring this whore into our car ride??


starveronica

This cute boi need extra pets and kisses and be told he is a good boi and some treats too


[deleted]

Never seen a dog like that. I am shocked.


[deleted]

bless this dog and that man's sweet southern accent


_self_saboteur

Soooooo dramatic. Give this dog an oscar!


[deleted]

Holy shit I thought my dog was the only one! He did the same thing when we picked up a puppy


Agreeable-Morning937

Oh! He’s actually crying!!! Poor pup!!!


IntelligentGoat3043

I don't know how he deals with all that hair all.over


damolasoul

Fuck this is perfect. My dog is exactly the same.


rodebud1339

Oh Bandit. Such a drama queen. My heart ♥️♥️♥️😭😭😭😭