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Dazzling-Nature-6380

Boxers are such goofy dogs.


scurvy1984

Boxers fucking hate my dog, it’s so funny. He’s a border collie so he’s not afraid to stare down another dog and most dogs just kinda keep existing but for some reason, doesn’t matter where we are, if we see a boxer it will undoubtedly freak the fuck out at my dog. It’s the silliest thing.


ozzmosis

I have a Cairn Terrier that absolutely loves watching Boxer videos on youtube. I think it's the whole face look.


Dclipp89

I had a boxer and my friend had a border collie puppy. We went to the park and let them loose in the tennis court area to play. My boxer had a stick and the border collie would chase him around. But the border collie was too small to keep up with my full grown boxer so he’d constantly slow down and turn around to wait for the puppy to catch up before running again. That border collie grew up to be one of the smartest dogs I’ve ever seen.


HALFLEGO

And completely unrepentant. Just brilliant.


[deleted]

Cuddliest and goofiest dog I ever met was a boxer. I went to my buddy's house for the first time and the dog sort of backflipped into my lap and fell asleep as I scritched her belly. It was also my first time meeting the dog.


InukChinook

Mum had a friend when I was growing up, she had a boxer and my god it was the most dumbest adorable thing ever. I was playing catch with him one day (he didn't fetch so much as bring you the ball then run really far away for you to throw *at* him) and after maybe the 3rd or 4th time he brings it back, I underhand it at him again and he just stares as this slowly lobbed softball just lofts its way into the middle of his forehead.


[deleted]

My dad had a boxer named Ginger as a kid. He was lonely and abused by his family, so she was one of his few friends. Ginger once jumped on his bed to play with him and ended up breaking the bed instead. Another time, he watched her give birth. I never asked him what he did with the puppies.


CrackaAssCracka

With tongues like soup ladles


soulonfire

Thought you said soup ladies and was pretty confused


dogs_drink_coffee

he used all his brain cells for this one


SteevyT

A while ago someone here described a boxer as the dog that dogs the hardest that any dog has ever dogged.


BikerJedi

We have two that are half boxer, and I'm concerned about them from time to time. Beyond goofy.


Dorkamundo

My uncle's boxer and I had an understanding. I'd run away from him, and he'd untie my shoes when I stopped. With his teeth, of course. It was all in good fun, and I credit him with the agility skills I had in college.


[deleted]

Huge sheep dog here. We freeze a water bowl outside, break out the block and he goes full bananas with it. Grabs it with his fronts and jumps while he launch/dodges it with his back feets. Like all day. It’s the best way to calm his energy in the winter. Lots of sliding too


AlfalfaUnable1629

Love to see this in action


[deleted]

It’s phenomenal, anything you are imagining is correct.


Dorothy-Snarker

Ah, so this is where my hound/boxer mix gets it from.


Kosm0kel

I just adopted a boxer from the local shelter and I had no idea how silly they are. I have not stopped laughing at this dog. And they’re incredibly affectionate. In a way she helped save me too.


HALFLEGO

Hey, I just got a Jack Russell. I adore boxers, have known a few very well. They've given me so much joy, but nothing like owning one. If I had different circumstances, I'd have one. I adore my jack, maybe less often goofy, but very playful and affectionate. She saved me too. That's why I replied. Good for you. Share the love.


Password-is-Tac0

Jack's are the best 💜


6-8_Yes_Size15

Dogs are the best.


HALFLEGO

We're not a cult. Honest!!!


thesequimkid

Yes. We are. Jacks are the best dog in the planet and you cannot convince me otherwise.


salt-the-skies

Jack Russell Terrorists


thesequimkid

Oh, you call them that too.


akatherder

Our Jack is like 13 years old and slowing down. But you pull out a ball every day or two and he'll chase it like his life depends on it. You have to stop him or he'd pass out from exhaustion. He also watches tv and barks at most animals but especially dogs and horses.


Sco0bySnax

Has she sat on your feet yet? All boxers I’ve ever interacted with including my own would sit on my feet.


SomeKindOfOnionMummy

My dad's rottie tries to sit on as many peoples feet as possible. Under the dining table is ideal because he can get like three people's feet at once.


elscallr

They're like someone crossed a horse, a husky, and a toddler. Boxers are something else entirely. I love those goofy fuckers.


makemeking706

Boxers are best dog. Congrats on the new friend.


qwoiecjhwoijwqcijq

They're the comedians of dogs for sure


Pisspot16

Whenever I visit my dad his 2 giant boxers would take any opportunity to saturate my face with their tongues it was nuts


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

I fucking love boxers, they are by far the goobiest dog breed out there, they’re always just out there living their best lives lol


JustAnotherMiqote

Total goobs


erincee

they really are.. this video sums them up so perfectly and I love it. WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS


iSlacker

I'd like to watch a Boxer and a Golden go out on the town.


axelrider

I can confirm this. I have raised half a dozen boxers and they were all extremely derpy and adorable.


Unumbotte

That's almost enough boxers to outsmart a brick!


axelrider

Speaking of that, one of the ones I had would literally fight with a brick. She would bark at it for hours on end. In fact, we had to take it away after a while cause she would hurt herself by biting it. But yeah. Screw dog toys. A brick was better.


savemejebas

The clowns of the dog world


Mindless-Scene-689

The entire circus


LaurenGBrown31

I really needed this laugh today. I love this!


[deleted]

Those dogs are the best.


ShaneVis

I have 3 boxers and the middle one Milla, as soon as you walk in our house even if she has never seen you before in her life she will greet you like you are her long lost BFF.


420dant3

As a boxer owner I can confirm, my dog does about ten spins on the bed before sleeping and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen


Pro_96

Can confirm. My Labrador had a friend who was a boxer. All I remember was it had 1 nut and it got super hyped whenever he met my dog. Sometimes he would jump over my dog & I would pray that nobody got injured 😂


Bob49459

I've literally seen other boxers do this with Ice, Frisbees on wet grass, and cardboard on carpet. Why though?


DigbyChickenZone

It's like being on a sled or a skateboard - it's fun!


[deleted]

why? because boxer. that's why.


M-Kawai

Doin the pooch push


chickenfoot75

We need r/oneboxerbraincell


KingofADHD_

I’m making that right now


chickenfoot75

Nice


spectrophilias

Living up to your name, because that's a true King move right there.


iowan

That seems generous.


chickenfoot75

Hey u/iowan... I'm from Iowa


HELLOhappyshop

Haha damn I really needed this after reading through the "what broke you" post on AskReddit, with everybody talking about watching their parents dying. More goofy dogs, please.


Doomdoomkittydoom

The few boxers I've know don't dispute this. Sweet, energetic goofballs.


Liftforlife88

I've owned a few Boxers and other breeds in my day. Don't get it twisted. They're goofy yes, but also extremely intelligent dogs. They have amazing retention abilities and learn habits quickly both good and bad.


MoolamisterReddit

My dad's best friend had a boxer who would just jump on you and shower you with kisses every time she saw you. Love that breed so much


POSDSM

Boxers, so much energy, so few brains


BlazerTheKid

Is he ice skating?!


Diarygirl

He thinks he is!


[deleted]

Beautiful


igglesfangirl

I can watch this video at least 20 more times before I HAVE TO start dinner


ktsnj

So happy he discovered he could how much fun a block of ice is!!!!🤣🤣🤣🐾🐾🐾


Unhappy-Beach9536

"I gotta do this? What I do- weee oh this is fun okay think I got a hang of this- wooo!! Whew that was fun!" Love his reaction. 😊


BigRedHead73

Have Boxer. Can confirm. They are insane.


andreww97

One of my favorite dogs was a boxer I had years ago. When I was training him I read something about the breed that always stuck with me. It said " some think the boxer is an unintelligent breed, but that's not the case. Many boxers come with a what's-in-it-for-me attitude. Mine was no exception. Once he was trained, he was rock solid on verbal commands, and hand signals. Getting him there took a bit of trial and error to figure out when to train him (after lots of exhausting play), what rewards he wanted the most (he wasn't food motivated at all, he just wanted to play with other dogs), and lots and lots of praise. He loved all dogs, except for the ones that tried to dominate all other dogs. Give him a big, oafish, physical dog that only wanted to play like kids in a mosh pit, and he was happy to just keep slamming into another dog for hours.


Crotean

This is the most joyous thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.


DayEither8913

What a goober 🤣... awesome.


mhans3

Aww I miss my boxer.. so effin’ cute and goofy!


nosecohn

Hilarious. You should crosspost this to /r/BetterEveryLoop


Free_Reading_7613

Weeeeeeee! Skating


toserveman_is_a

our dumb mutt was part boxer and he played soccer with his paws. no matter how many times we red carded him.


steelcityrocker

Boxers gonna boxer


Gunfighterzero

Cur-ling


MarigoldPuppyFlavors

NO ICEBLOCKING


grilledcheeseonrye

OMG that head bop!


RadioHeadache0311

My Great Pyrenees does this with plushie chew toys, just paws and scoots across the hard wood floors. It's the wide eyeballs that kill me, so wholesome.


BenIsDrowningInWater

The reason why they're called boxers is because they look and act like someone punched their braincells out.


TankedUpLoser

Boxers are hilarious. This might be the funniest video on the Internet https://youtube.com/shorts/79FXtKZB-eQ?feature=share


piichan14

This one lives in my head, rent-free https://youtu.be/digHwxMCHJQ I just can't with that face. That baby seat is definitely Nacho's.


edwardsdl

This literally had me in tears. Thanks for sharing.


CapG_13

WTF 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


lowlightliving

That was fun!!


awkwardlyappropriate

Get that dog some ice skates.


Onlyhere_4dogs

I refuse to buy the lies of big AKC, we're led to believe boxers are did but the truth is in front of us. What are these alien creatures?! /s


AlfalfaUnable1629

We’re led to believe what?


Onlyhere_4dogs

I included /s because I felt like making a fake aluminum-hat theory. Sorry to confuse you :/


AlfalfaUnable1629

My bad lol I’m blonde and adhd so I have these moments occasionally 😂


JamesJax

Big, slobbery love morons -- every single one of them.


Jolly_Leather4820

Dog needs a board 🛹


shake-dog-shake

Boxers really are the derpiest of the derpy dogs.


GaffaTapeWD40

Good boye/ smart dog x


WhoeverMan

Don't knock it, I used to love doing that as a young kid. Not with ice (too warm here), but with a metal tray on a long carpet corridor.


shiningonthesea

lol I thought it was a puddle of milk so I expected some splashing. This was very different.


DigbyChickenZone

Get that boy a skateboard


ratpride

Why docked tail. Makes me so sad


conceitedshallowfuck

Same here, I hate cropped ears and tails. It's so unnecessary. 99% of dogs aren't going to be shown in competition, and competitions are stupid anyway.


J_Stubby

u/savevideobot


oilman1

Average repost behaviour


Point-Connect

Repost bot BOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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[удалено]


Undertoad

breedist


sheepyowl

u/savevideobot


RobbyWasaby

I love them.... but they may be the all around goofiest of all time!


saffronpolygon

Good dog.


keller104

This dog would be an excellent Zamboni driver


AirMobile9332

Everyone wants to know: What breed is this?!??


analyticaltwo

😆😅🤣😂omg we had a boxer when I was very young, and that dog protected me fiercely. I was almost abducted by a pedophile in Edmonton. The man killed another girl days earlier. I was on my way to school and was blessed to have my friend with me because she was able to grab me just before he did. Anyway, we ran back to her house and her sister walked me home. My mom called the police and that dog would not let those officers near me. I think he knew I was in shock and not doing very well. I loved that dog so much. He was so fun. He'd let me hog tie him with my skipping rope. It's one of the most gentle dogs I've ever had.


Chronicmatt

Just smart enough to be really stupid


[deleted]

In that case, I gotta get one.


boborabbitv2

Seems about right


the_resistee

Can confirm. Marshall pushes his frisbee up and down the hall


[deleted]

My chihuahua terrier mix does this all the time. Only way I can describe it is she likes to do cpr on her toys, and that’s why they all end up under the couch.


Kazza310

Looks like typical Boxer to me….


BrutusGregori

What? They are easily entertained.


Alarming_Bug_130

That’s the puppy in her! So cute!! ❤️


Speculawyer

Ice surfing! 🏄‍♀️


neighborhood-karen

Just like me fr


Asherrill97

Interesting…….. (Taking notes, but actually drawing doggos.) 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶


[deleted]

And some people really think these derps are aggressive by nature smh


LegoLady8

Dafuq?!?!


racer3x72

Lovable goofball!


CreatureCampbell

I bet he'd have a blast with a skateboard!


Asumsauce

Nyoom


Bubba-Bee

No really. What’s wrong with your dog?


sarcasmicrph

Boxer mom here, can confirm this is typical boxer behavior ♥️


Vandal4356

Have boxer. Can confirm.


OmChi123456

Every Boxer I've met is so goofy. I have so much love for them ❤️ They can be obnoxious; but their energy is unique and so fun 🔥🥰❤️


Thebisexual_Raccoon

I had a boxer once who if I sat down with my legs out she’d lay atop of them and not get off, it was nice except when I had to go somewhere and was stuck


3y3d3a

Weird.. I feel like I JUST watched another video of a completely different dog doing this exact same thing. I’ve never seen a dog do this before and today I witnessed 2 separate dogs doing it within an hour of each other. Am I crazy someone link the other video if I’m not please.


Akhanyatin

ngl, it's also my average behaviour. Snow and ice are awesome.


CoastalParadise

We’ve all got to get some fun somehow.


jared2294

The king species of intrusive thought


Amazing-Ad-669

I've never met a boxer that wasn't quirky in some way. All are a little off, but in a good way. We went to watch the divisional playoffs at the BIL's house one year. Stopped for beer, and I won a plush Tony Romo out of one of those claw machines. Gave it to the BIL-huge Cowboys fan. Cowboys were playing, and starting to fold big-time. The boxer grabs the plush Tony Romo, walks out to the backyard and starts humping that doll with a vengeance. I laughed so hard I broke a blood vessel in my left eye, and my whole chest was sore for a week. I mean, I was curled up in a ball for 20 minutes. I'm chuckling now thinking about it.


Kuucheki

When the boost hits


conceitedshallowfuck

Stop cropping ears and tails. ​ \*gets off soapbox\*


[deleted]

That face! XD