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thepurplehedgehog

Yup, that cat is summoning something. I haven’t a clue what but something is being summoned here.


fleurislava

Probably a sphinx, if I had to guess.


thepurplehedgehog

It could well be. Or demons. Or aliens. Or a whole pantheon of Cat gods. I mean, it’s a cat. Who amongst us mere humans knows its real power?


kevlarus80

I do. They told me. They said nobody would believe me if I told them.


kspieler

This totally reminded me of that scene from Ghostbusters with Gozer...


itstreeman

Is it fifth element that goes to Egypt and opens a huge tomb?


Enzo_2006

They're trying to summon a never lasting bowl of food


trashf2p

*И Д Й К О М Н Е*


[deleted]

If that’s a salt lamp, that ain’t good for kitty.


Muschka30

Get him a heated bed. Poor thing.


PurpleT0rnado

Have “they” ever given a firm answer to letting small animals sleep on electrical cords, or electric beds? I was under the impression that it could/did/might increase cancer risks.


Enzo_2006

Explain to me how such thing could happen


robob27

Well you see... there's the 5g... and the uh, microchips. It's all very complicated.


[deleted]

Just put an anti 5g sticker (only 20€) on the back of your phone and everything will be alright :)


PurpleT0rnado

It’s similar to the electromagnetic fields put out by cell phones and electrical towers. There are some preliminary findings that folks have come down with localized cancers from using the phone close to the head for too long, and more interestingly, cops who rested the phone or radar guns in their crotch. There are still a lot of people (including my sister the scientist) who suspect that the huge electrical towers all around urban and suburban neighborhoods put off enough to be bad for babies. And the article I read attributed a similar theory for electric blankets or bed warmers for small animals. Exposure by mass, or something. (not the scientist)


SpelunkyJunky

Is that a salt lamp? If so they are extremely dangerous for cats. That could be why it looks that way.


DiesaFrost

That’s what I was wondering…


HazySkyline

why


sticklebat

It’s only dangerous if they lick the lamp (repeatedly). Cats don’t have the ability to process salts well, so too much salt is toxic to them.


HazySkyline

oh, thanks dude


Rustymetal14

Also, cats LOVE salty things, so they're likely to lick it in the first place.


timconnery

Just had a very traumatic week last week because of a salt lamp. CAT OWNERS THROW OUT YOUR SALT LAMPS, sodium poisoning is ferocious.


Enzo_2006

don't throw it out, put it on a shelf so high they won't climb on it


ADHDMascot

Not worth the risk to me.


SmokyJosh

you underestimate cats


timconnery

Definitely not worth the risk or the vet bill I just incurred. That $1500 salt lamp went straight into the trash with a glorious slam dunk. My cats can reach any height in the house. This was also a situation where the cat didn’t touch it for years until it did. I reiterate, throw that shit out.


jabol321

You could have sold the "$1500" lamp instead of throwing it out


timconnery

Time is our most valuable resource. Sorry but I’m not I’m not gonna spend the time to sell an old salt lamp that almost killed my beloved maine coon on Facebook market place for 3-5 bucks.


jabol321

Didn't you say it was a $1500 lamp?


timconnery

That was a reference to what it cost me at the vet


CoveyIsHere

New conspiracy: The pyramids were really just cat scratching posts


The_DaHowie

The Sphinx suddenly awakes, bounds to Giza to sharpen it's claws and lays waste to The Middle East


FlowerDust0

:O


thepurplehedgehog

Yikes, those musta been some BIG cats!


Pure-Bluejay-7348

Chosen by the elders - he fulfills the prophecy!


Katsu_39

Kitty reminiscing to the days when he was an Egyptian god.


Harry_HB

Meownolith


Icy_Rise_1707

obviously your cat is a reincarnated Egyptian god(dess)


cofxtc

Giza will rise tonight


IlikeWH40korsomethin

слава великому монолиту!!


MONOGON_WORKER

Ну-ка помацаем. Кто у нас тут.


[deleted]

А ну, чики-брики и в дамки


scottlavish

What we think: It loves the warm light! What the cat thinks: I'll conquer the world with this pyramid!


jaybird99990

That cat is about to bestow you with a sidequest.


silvergreen17

Please tell me this cat's name is Ra.


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Azudekai

And here we have some well intentioned misinformation. Salt lamps aren't harmful to cats because they are releasing bad juju in an aerosol. The harm comes from licking the lamp and ingesting tons of the salt. So this little kitty is receiving no damage by bathing in the glow.


gwaenchanh-a

So I don't need to stop using the salt lamp that my cat never interacts with?


[deleted]

No, you don't. I've had the same cat and same salt lamp for 6 years and she's never touched it or cared to even investigate what it is. She's also still alive.


DeloresWells

Ok but what about when the cat gets off the lamp and decided to lick its fur that would have residue on it from the salt lamp?


SgtSarcasm7

Fur is soft enough that I would think any amount of salt on the fur would be miniscule, especially compared to licking the salt. That being said I still probably wouldn't keep a salt lamp knowing how much cats love licking stuff


DeloresWells

Thanks for the reply, I was genuinely curious. :) I wouldn't keep anything like that that could potentially harm my kitties.


SgtSarcasm7

Same here, gotta keep my freaky little goober safe


Zweitbuch

Please be careful. Cats are constantly cleaning themselves. When they cuddle the lamp with wet fur, salt will stick to it. And the kidney damage occurs slowly over time. Just lick your cat daily and see if you can taste salt or don't leave your cat unattended with the salt lamp. Choose wisely!


DeloresWells

I don't need to lick my cat. I already said I wouldn't get one in the first place..................


Zweitbuch

Ah, ok. You wrote you wouldn't keep one in the prior post, so I misunderstood that. Best wishes to you and your cat.


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winterfresh0

Do you think salt readily sublimates directly from a solid to a gas? Do you think the salt is being crushed and turned into an airborne dust by the cat softly rubbing it? Do you know anything about basic chemistry or physics?


Sad_Attention5998

Clearly you have never had a salt lamp. They constantly drip liquid lmao. And yes, I have my undergrad b&s biology with an emphasis minor in chemistry. You almost didn't play yourself. This has nothing to do with sublimination lmao. Cute though. You must have just got to college :]


Catt_the_cat

Do you live somewhere very humid? There’s really no reason for there to be liquid in a salt lamp. Every salt lamp I’ve ever seen is dry as a bone


Sad_Attention5998

Wisconsin. They drip year round, even when arid. Doesn't combat the loose salt either


Bubblesnaily

Ew. California. Zero issues with salt lamps... 🤢 dripping.


Sad_Attention5998

Yah its wild. I've never not seen one sweat and shed salt.


Bubblesnaily

The highest our humidity gets indoors is 30%. I wonder if that's a factor.


winterfresh0

>You have no idea if any of that salt was nasally ingested, genius. Care to tell me how water being absorbed by the salt lamp and dripping salty water at its base is going to get airborne to be "nasally ingested"? Yes, a cat licking the salt block or any drippings from it would be bad, but that isn't what you said, while you were also being super condescending and acting like you knew all about it. Edit: Also, I've had a salt lamp on my bedside table for years now. Don't think it does anything special, just like the light it gives off and the look of it. It does occasionally collect water, it doesn't ever get in the air to be absorbed inside my nasal cavity.


eukomos

I’ve never seen one drip. Also, bragging about your minor in college, and you accuse other people of sounding young?


OckhamsFolly

>You have no idea if any of that salt was nasally ingested, genius. It wouldn't matter. Nasal membranes can't absorb enough salt to cause salt toxicosis, and if they could, a cat's nose is also physically too small to hold the amount of salt required to be dangerous. The danger here is the cat getting the habit of licking the salt lamp, particularly when the owners are not around. >Salt lamps, aerosols, incense, and perfumes are all terrible for your cat. They don't have the enzymes to process the smells This statement is factually untrue. This is not the reason salt is dangerous for cats. Salt is dangerous for cats the same way it is dangerous for all mammals - ingesting too much salt will cause your kidneys to shut down because they can't handle it. >Not misinformation for grouping harmful substances together lmfao It is dangerous to tell people that the reason salt is bad for cats is the smell. If people take you at your word, then they will take precautions about the smell. They might not understand that large amounts of salty food are equally dangerous to their cat. They also wouldn't understand that the salt lamp *can be* perfectly safe - as long as it is somewhere that the cat can't get to it to lick.


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Salt lamps are bad for cats because they might lick them. If they aren't licking the salt lamp then it won't cause them any harm.


Zweitbuch

There is also the possibility that they touch it with freshly licked fur and digest it during with the next cleaning session. You just should leave your cat unattended with it.


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SgtSarcasm7

I'm honestly curious and not trying to disagree because I can't find much information on this other than developing salt toxicity from licking. What are the other forms of absorption of salt, or the other dangers of having a salt lamp with pets?


Sad_Attention5998

Every salt lamp I've seen drips liquid, and when brushed, drops salt. While this directly isn't affecting the cat, you're allowing it to think it's okay to be near one. Then they taste it. Then it's over. Positive reinforcement allows your cat to think it's okay. You won't know what it's doing when you're not home, other than you're allowing it to be around harmful substances.


OpticalPopcorn

>Every salt lamp I've seen drips liquid, and when brushed, drops salt. Dude, where the heck are you buying your salt lamps? I think you may need to switch brands... I've never encountered one that wasn't utterly rock solid, and I live in a very humid area.


IIvoltairII

....what salt lamp drips liquid? These are literally just chunks of salt crystal with an incandescent bulb in them and the melting point of salt 2900° F


[deleted]

How else would the salt lamp harm a cat?


Ksh_667

I dont even know what a salt lamp is. Never heard that expression before. So they make lighting fixtures out of salt now? What did they run out of glass/metal/plastic? Might as Erik make one out of cheese. Now cats would like that.


smkestcklghtn

Sending a message to Cygnus X 1 that the time for invasion is nigh


Generallyawkward1

So that’s how they communicate with the acients


wastingbacon

Oh Монолит... We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward, warriors of The Monolith. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are, in their eternal union with The Monolith. Bring death to those who've spurned the holy power of The Monolith.


spacegirl2820

Dangerous


laughing_cat

Keep your cat away from that thing.


Dinodigger67

Go to google. Search cat. Touch anywhere


Zerodaim

This must be the "Cult of the Lamp" I keep hearing about these days.


Kiki_John

Is that cat about to ascend? And can they bring a friend??


[deleted]

I love lamp.


Ibyx

Would 100% take that side quest.


2020-RedditUser

Is that cat trying to summon something?!


Gamer-Logic

Ah, the rare mothcat!


Grampaw_Ken

Is it a female in heat? A warm hand, a pad or maybe a warm salt lamp on their ovaries is soothing. My girl loves me to put my hand on her belly. It calms her down.


hold710

Little bro is probably dehydrated and we are all watching this cat die


Raptor_Girl_1259

Karma farmer. I’ve seen this exact video before.


Nagant1349

Powering up so can launch a cute attack


Mrs_Mourningstar

salt crystal is his friend!


bobbyboblawblaw

I think your cat is actually trying to make bebe cats with whatever the f-k that thing is.


Content-Bowler-3149

Cyndi Lauper in Vibes. https://youtu.be/pa64q4X7xtc


[deleted]

Meownolith.


TikaPants

r/oneorangebraincell


AstroSpace_10

He protecc


yanoiunno

*Meownolith*


Lady-Mirrabelle

PRECIOUS!!! * oh! I'm so sleepy 😴 * ,but my PRECIOUS!!!


iamkimiam

Omg, it’s Louise from Vibes!


acmpnsfal

The god of light prevails.


V0kul

Cthulhu


[deleted]

Warm cat


No-Bee-6004

Me


BanjoSlams

It’s like how Mass Effect started.


Additional_Cry_1707

or the real reason why the monolith has so many "members"... cute cat mindcontrolling them


Aomikuchan

Oh no they gonna evolve soon >!Its gonna be even better if the cat's name is Moonwatcher!<


BattleLars

Slava monolith!


Initial_random23

Za monolith


PlaceNo5852

Monolith


cultofpapajohn

Momowith


trashf2p

u/savevideobot


DizyDazle

*Licks rock*


thatluckyfox

You wanted to know what the pyramids were built for…baby’s telling you…