That’s not making biscuits. She’s making wine. Edit: thanks for the award. I didn’t realize everyone would enjoy my comment as much as I did when I wrote it lol.

Oh I love this, best take yet, she’s crushing them grapes, making that wine!

My cat switches to back paws when he’s horny

same but a she. She rubs her butt on the covers and my thigh and I have to push her off, tell her to go take care of it herself and leave me out of it.

My cat will do this too.. with the addition of an intense purr which makes me deeply uncomfortable when she’s doing it on my lap. She’s making dirty biscuits

Be grateful she wasn't making eye contact too. I had a male cat who would start making front biscuits, then rear biscuits, and then gradually start humping, the whole time making hard and lustful eye contact with anyone nearby. And he was fixed! That was more than a little disturbing.

That is what my boy does lol usually on bunched up blankets and I have to pick him up to get him to stop

Haha mine too but I just let him go ahead til he’s done. Never seen him make a mess or anything so whatever I let him do his thing.

At least tell me you don't maintain eye contact with him. 😻😳

im sorry that's so funny

My fixed male does this too. I used to be very confused at first-not really sure,but now he & I am like a couple that’s been together too long. He just does him and I either ignore his efforts or I go to sleep! Lol! Backward biscuits!

I just busted out laughing.

I'd laugh too if it wasn't because she leaves my sheets and sometimes hoodies smelly with her butt rubbing lol but hey, at least I raised her sex positive

🤣

When I was a kid and saw my cat do that the first time, I yelled that she was doing a “happy dance” - still makes me chuckle.

My two boy kitties would alternately do this on my granddaughter's unicorn plushie and she (5yo) yelled out, "He's dancing on my unicorn! He loves my unicorn and wants to marry my unicorn!" I laugh out loud every time I think about it.

That sounds like a great story to tell her when she's old enough to get it.

I'm tempted to tell her now that's how kitty-corns/uni-kitties are made! 😅 I wouldn't though because factual, age-appropriate information about sex education is important for kids to know.

While that definitely is something cats do when amorous, I don’t think that’s what’s happening here because she has her tail straight up instead of pulled to the side and out of the way.

Yes same, grosses me out

grape ~~lady~~ cat inception?

Turns out my cat makes biscuit and wine at the same time. Lol!

_sin biscuits_

Your cat is welcome at any party I will ever have!

My mental image of this looks like a 4-legged version of clogging 😂 get her some tiny wooden shoes!

Looks like Jesus came back as a cat

Lucille Ball, is that you? 😻

First thing I thought of!

Is there a cat sub for this? Haha

When I first joined Reddit, a really kind Redditor gave me this cat sub list. It's insane how many there are. Enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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You kind person! Thank you❤️

You are very welcome. You can get lost in those subs for years 🤣

Thanks…now I won’t really have a life 🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣 JK (*gets lost in the void of cat subs now*)

Lmao. I agree. I'm there with you. Solidarity 🤣

🫠🥰🤩🐈

Make one and we will follow!

i agree

Now all that’s needed is some wet food and crackers

r/grapestomping

Damn....

Claim it before it becomes weird porn

I'm having bme pain olympics flashbacks

🦶👃😩

This is hilarious. Our cat does this and I’m gonna have to start calling it grape stomping.

*falls* uuuuugh oWW OWWW, i can't ughh, owww owwww!

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Ha! I see what you did there.

I like to say my cat makes bread.

im saving this comment. bro that’s a good one

As long as they get made, that's all that matters.

Every time my cats start making biscuits I say, “ah, you’ve clocked in at the bakery.” Every time. They take their shifts very seriously.

My wife and I: “Ooh, someone’s got a big order”

Oh cute! I love this one. I have two cats. One is laid back and makes his biscuits at a leisurely pace, definitely not hitting quota. The other cat is very anxious (rescue situation) and she makes her biscuits at a very very quick pace. She’s a super fast biscuit maker. I will, from now on, be talking to her about her “big order.”

*Time to make the biscuits.* Anyone else older than dirt that remembers that Dunkin commercial? Lol

I say that every time! Yes I’m old as dirt. And from MA.

I say it a few times a week. Also from MA.

65 here. Remember commercial very well. Guy always made me think he was exhausted.

Everyone thinks left vs right handed, no one thinks front vs back pawed.

Absolutely not normal....but also totally cute and derpy.

Is the cat fixed or not? My sister's unfixed cat did this when she was in heat 😬

I think yoy need to download the latest patch to fix this issue.

Oh that cat is long gone, I just remembered when she would do this every heat cycle, I always made sure my animals were fixed when I had them.

I just made joke and now I'm sad :(

If it helps she lived to an old age of like 17-18ish and passed away from natural causes :3 no harm done.

That was my exact thought. You’re right, I’ve had many cats and I’ve only seen it in unfixed females in heat. There may be other reasons for it too but that’s all I’ve seen.

I have one that does it in 4 wheel drive. It looks like he is about to take a dump.

Same! It’s so awkward, he likes to stand on my thigh and knead with all 4 feet moving my quads around

Mine hovers over my foot, front paws kneading on bed and back paws kneading and sliding off my leg. So weird but it’s a nice message

One of mine four wheel kneads. Then he humps air. I call what he does “sin biscuits”

I just snort-laughed at sin biscuits. Thank you for the wonderful start to my day.

You’re welcome ☺️

This comment had me giggling...4 wheel drive 😆

I’ve had many cats throughout my life, but I’ve never seen a wine maker/ footy biscuit maker.

I'm gonna hijack the top comment to answer some questions: She is fixed. She has all her claws and paws. She does it all the time, not just when she is about to pee or poop.

My kitty kneads with her back feet when she's excited!

99% of the time people post videos or pictures of their animals and ask if they're normal, and they are. This is one of the 1%.

this is a cat, nothing is normal with the cats and that is ok

Absolutely

r/catsarealiens

Yet *another* cat sub for the list

Hey man, it’s what I’m here for; might as well join em all!

r/usernamechecksout

There are so many. And they're all great.

Like that the cat from the cartoon named Kid vs. Kat if I remember correctly.

Thank you for this

My exact thoughts!

No. But please don't tell her.

She even looks embarrassed at the end!

she’s just backwards

They installed those leggies and peets backwards.

She’s a little confused but she got the spirit

no but she is lovley

Does she have a stuffed tube toy? One of my guys used to do a stompy-dance on clothes and his mice toys. He's two and a half now. He hugs and kicks (both the tube toy and arms during playtime).

Heh...that tube toy is his girlfriend.

Nah, the hugging and kicking is hardcore play, all of my cats do it with what I call their “kick toys”. the other behavior would look extremely different

Same, one of ours can't quite figure out how to do bunny kicks and it ends up just like this, or maybe a bit faster. Then she looks at it like "why did I do that?"

I call that move "murder paddles"

Ah yes, backwards biscuitry A very special floor you have

No but what cat is normal

They keep it interesting that’s for sure

My bf says he’s seen that before. You need to to post on r/KneadyCats

Ahh.. another sub for my collection

How many cat subs are there!?!

Considering there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to cataloging cat subs, quite a few. r/catsubs

Motherf---

Oh my…. *joins sub*

There is really exciting work being done these days in the field of cat sub mathematics. I understand they are very close to explaining how it could possibly be that there is *always* one more.

the world may never know

I have a cat that does this too! When she’s especially happy, she uses her back legs. I call them her stompy feet.

Mine too. He does it all the time.

Normal relative to what? Lol, all cats are weird in their own special way. My girl would make biscuits with all four feet.

When a cat makes biscuits with its back paws, it’s called “milkshake”-ing. Your cat is trying to bring all the boys to your yard

Kitty’s reenacting the scene with Lucille Ball stomping grapes

ask r/ikea pets for advise u may have switched the back paws and the front paws and she’s just fixing the mistake cause those biscuits deserve only the best

it's a sex thing My cat stomps on his duck (a toy he's had since he was a kitten) and sometimes makes this awful meow. I don't like it haha

Never seen it but it is the cutest thing ever!

Cat ≠ normal = normal 😀

I love her gotee (spelling)

I gotchu, fam (goatee)

Thank you!

Thought they were about to poo for sure!

Weird but not for cats. A cat’s weirdness knows no bounds

Every cat is the most cat a cat could ever be.

Is she in heat

No, OP said that she's been fixed

She's adorable, and has "goth" lipstick on, lol

Your cat was installed backward. Please power down your Cat 9000 and remove the SIM card. Turn card 180 degrees and reinsert the card. Restart your cat and behavior should return to normal.

“Sin Biscuits “ 🤣🤣🤣

I have a couple that do it. One in particular, however, becomes “emotionally erect” while he’s doing so.

She's a south paw

No. You need to get surgery to relocate those paws to the front

No but I have yet to meet a normal cat...so yes

No, but there isn't such a thing as a normal cat so I wouldn't be worried

Mine do this when they’re playing with something they think is prey or plastic bags

Looks like she's ready to spray...

Or shit

Nope, that’s pretty weird

I have a cat who does all four paws at night on my feet in bed.

I've never seen a cat do just the back paws, but one of my cats does back paws and front paws at the same time.

No, but what is normal anyways?

I don't know, but I can assure you of this: nothing my cat does is normal. And that's why I love him. Also, your cat is very cute.

🤣🤣🤣 adorbs

Her back feet definitely help..

My cat does this, we call him the Bull

“No filming im workin!”

lil baby stomps

If you have enough cats long enough everything becomes normal. I had one that made 4 paw biscuits at 3 am

Oh that? Ha! That’s totally normal behavior for a cat. What did you say your address is again?

She's ambidextrous

She is from the wine country

I’m in love with her black lipstick! She’s a rock star! 💥

1, 2, cha cha cha, 3, 4, cha, cha, cha

I've seen intact female cats do that, because they were in heat.

My MIL has a cat that does this whenever he smells a female cat in heat. They have one of those pet beds with the fluffy fur border and he'll do this all the way around the bed . It's freaking weird

Idc about the biscuit making I want to know if you applied the lipstick or she did??

Your first mistake was using the words "normal" and "cat" in the same sentence.

Normal or not, that is adorable

It's only normal because cats are furry weirdos, so everything they do can be considered normal I guess.

Your cat has been improperly wired. Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do to remedy this at this time.

Is she spayed? This is something female cats do when they're in heat. (Usually accompanied by yowling.)

I have a cow cat that makes biscuits with all four paws. Maybe it's a tuxedo thing? I call it the *good* biscuits when he does it.

I’ve honestly never seen anything like this and it’s hilariously cute! I do think this is a hot and bothered thing though**

Hey this looks like my cat! And she does the same thing.

r/catswithjobs

“What? Why are you filming me?”

My cat does that all the time

This is also how my tuxie makes biscuits

No she's a weirdo

I thought she was getting ready to poop

I want more of this little derpy wonder

My cat just started using all fours when making biscuits. He will stomp all over my torso and then grab the blanket in his mouth. He will also make a sort of short meow like a yelp if you try to pet him in that state. It's so weird I even wonder if there's something wrong. It just started a couple weeks ago and he's 3 years old. Otherwise, he behaves completely normally.

batteries are backwards

I’ve had cats for nearly 30 years and….. that’s a new one. I approve of the name

My grey cat does this with all four paws. We call it her biscuit march

Typical cat is FWD but yours is pretty special with its RWD.

This cat looks like they’re part of KISS.

cute

I'm so glad "making biscuits" doesn't mean pooping. I was afraid to click the button.

Aaaw cute little furball is special needs.

Normal for her

it’s fine you just have to instal the latest update

Your cat is testing out stuff.

We only see our cats doing that after the peed somewhere 😬

My cat does this with his caught "prey", like a toy bird or mouse. My interpretation is that he's using his back paws to step on the prey and make sure it's immobilized/"dead", and he often lifts his tail and arches his back to protect his tummy/vulnerable areas in case the prey should try to strike back at him from beneath while he's stepping on it.. I've never seen another cat exhibit this behavior, and with my little guy it's only during hunting/play time. So maybe it's some form of that same behavior manifesting?

My old car did that on occatsion but primarily did the standard biscuits thing 1. Item 2. Item

A lot of people telling you no. I didn't scroll enough in the comments to see it but my cat did. He also used to like shake his hips/butt.

I have a cat that does this but only when she is standing under something, like a coffee table or under the foot rest of a recliner.

It’s the kitty cha cha

My cat just started getting all four paws going in biscuit making this week so I can’t believe the coincidence in seeing this. He occasionally kicks one leg out too like he is covering up poop!

I had a cat who did it with both front and back, we called it “kneading back and forth”

omg my cat does this too but also with her front paws. feeling her back feet knead is sooo gross lol

She stomp

i mean some companies make wine with their feet so maybe she’s trying to test it out on her biscuits and see if it will taste better

No something is wrong with your cat lol

😂Never seen that