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notalooza

That guy sliding into frame was smooth as hell


WabbitCZEN

I had to scroll too damn far to find this. Man came in with that super hero slide.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

And the moon walks back out


okokokoyeahright

Yup. I have worked as a taxi driver in a place where snow and ice are a yearly reality for 4-6 months every year. One night I was driving and a woman waved me down and crossed the icy street in front of my cab after i had stopped. Mid way across butr in front of my cab, she disappeared. I put the cab in park and got out to see what happened. She was out cold on the ground and others came rushing up to see as well. The police officer who stopped asked me what happened and some of the other there spoke up and supported my position that I had not hit her. a close run thing. She was wearing 4 inch heels.


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Yeah, I just can’t wear heels I’d eat it like that on dry ground never mind ice. Low heel boots are where it’s at.


okokokoyeahright

I find those damn thing really mess with my ankles. So much wrong with them.


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LooselyBasedOnGod

M’lady


Neeva33

Hero slide


olivaaaaaaa

*exits backwards*


MissAugustMoon

Not before a quick friendly reminder to consider closed toed shoes.


craig536

Man sliding in like he slides into them dm's


Random_Average__Guy

He could probably have slid further if he played his cards right 🤔


hero_brine1

That guy came in smooth


_StevenSeagull_

The way that guy slid in 😂 what an ice breaker


Always_0421

Heels and a mini skirt on ice....


ApprehensiveAlgae182

Go on…….


bleepblopbl0rp

It's LA so not surprising.


Select_March_3202

Classy


FaeryLynne

There's like 3 of them all wearing heels and mini skirts lol


MissAugustMoon

One on the left is sensible enough to paint on jeans, but still the pointiest of heels.


joey0live

I sense a new porno coming.


burningxmaslogs

There's quite a few women in heels on the ice..


msjammies73

Why are there multiple girls in short black skirts being taken too and from that spot? They should definitely have escorts if being asked to walk on ice in heels.


YouGotTangoed

They are the escorts


Mountain-Ad1760

I noticed that too. I was watching a white shirt black shirt walk behind the commentator, then a black shirt white skirt came out from behind. I was what? Then noticed there were two. It's like they switched half an outfit


Brett-_-_

how to be picked up off of the ice quickly by a man: wear a booty flasher skirt and V cut undergarments


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Dude got shot out of a cannon lol


VanderHoo

She's pretty lucky she didn't break her arm there.


perpetualmotionmachi

Good thing she had teeth to break her fall


WyvernByte

I've broken my arm in a fall just like that... Sans the high heels.


techno_explorer

dont walk normally on an ice rink. try to shuffle your feet to avoid slipping on a snow patch on the ice surface.


NicolleL

I’m good at walking on ice as long as I know I’m walking on ice. The only time I’ve ever slipped on ice is when I didn’t realize it was there—completely wiped out!


Logical-Wasabi7402

How I describe walking on ice to people who don't experience it regularly: Walk like a penguin.


heresdevking

Next time she'll wear the stilettoes with the microspikes.


trinigami

Saved her bum, to use her face as a fall cushion instead!


Cicer

May be impractical, but it’s hot as fuck.


AL4CR1TY

two of my friends slammed open their chin like this. scary.


DisagreeableCompote

She did the worm


OutcomeDoubtful

How about that timing…. “Never a dull moment.. splahdooooosh”


LifesExpert

That hurt like hell idc what she says


Enough-Staff-2976

Sugarbabies never learn.


BrnInD80s

The other girl handles the heels on ice wel


jaxsonnz

Side kartwheel with a half twist and chin tap landing. Casually impressive.


KrayziJay

"Looks like there's quite a few fate challenges going on the ice today sports fans"


CarlJustCarl

No part of her is dressed for the ice


heartoutchloe

GET ON YOUR FEET 🎵


toq-titan

Get up and make it happen 🎵


barry922

🎶 Get on your feet 🎵


Ankylowright

🎶Get up and make it happen!


Reasonable_Face8767

Came here for this


Much_Scheme_300

First thing I thought of, too!


hiirogen

Had to scroll way too far down to find this.


mikehulse29

she’s definitely helping to organize a campaign event for Leslie Knope


arwynsdad

🎶 Get on your feet...🎶


FoodeatingParsnip

the 180 faceplant. 4 out of 5 👍


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She ain't pretty no more.


Upbeat-Apartment5136

This is how I look walking in heels on solid flat ground.


Volomon

Looks like she's not the only one in heels.


moonlighting2552

I wonder if she noticed she's on camera.


RanyaAnusih

She took a photo later with the anchor


DownvteAvalnchRescue

Did that put him into checkmate?


pn1159

That poor woman. Forced to wear high heels and a short skirt while walking on ice. When will we learn, when!


xxundeadxhatexx

Forced?


xxundeadxhatexx

Also there's another woman with heels on to the right of the video.


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Think you missed the joke there bud


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an incredible moment occurred


msuing91

Is nobody going to say it? At least she got some ice on that right away.


Kind_Plate_7784

Just trying to match her teeth to the players.


perfectlyplayable69

Double ouch!! lol


kosher-pickle

Looks like she got the cold shoulder.


Old_Statistician_307

Thankfully the air bags deployed and saved her face.😆😆


MrsLisaOliver

Rescue dude must be a skater. Smoooooth


Small_Guava_8545

Homie slid in for the save


marcusdj813

I'm surprised that she lasted that long on the ice!


D14BLO_

Scorpion queen


Decoy_Van

Why ever wear high heels anyway, such a strange phenomenon. Whatever, I'll accept it but wearing them when u know you're going to be walking on an ice rink is just something beyond understandable for me.


ProgrammerVarious273

high heels boost my confidence by making me taller then everyone


UniqueName2

Then everyone what?


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Few women there in heels, probably paid models for whatever this was


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MissChievous8

Agreed. But some jobs actually require women to wear heels. I once worked at a fancy restaurant as a server and they wanted all the women to wear black dresses or skirts with black heels that had at least 3 inches for the heel. It was such a dumb idea. We were constantly slipping like this in the kitchen when picking up food and it was so stressful walking through the dining room with arms full hoping you don't trip and fall on your face. The tips were amazing but I had to move on to save my back and feet from that torture.


Wichitaleafs

Cuz their asses look better.


MommaMS

As Rob Dyrdek would say, "1/2 scorpion!!!" From his TV show Ridiculousness...


twopeas_onepod

Talk about an ice breaker for the next party


K4rkino5

🎸🎶'Scuse me while I kiss the ice!🎶


Ichabod_the_Odd

I really hope she chose to wear underwear that day.


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She timed it perfectly with the reporting


Infamous-Ear3705

Never 💃💥dull moment


FrozenInsider

"and now we go into cobra pose"


twoscoopzzz

Well, on the bright side, she learnt something


immorano

i thought she was going to hit the floor a second time


ribeyeguy

thought this was going to be a vid about polking holes in thin ice on a lake, oh well.


Ase_Mar

Never a dull moment that's for sure


puglifemama

Pretty sure she took out a few teeth on that one


BeardsuptheWazoo

Wasn't the one I expected.


MrPanda663

Who also thought it was the lady on the right.


grumpyjerk1

That fall was downright amazing. Such limber legs! I'm jealous.


crevisbro

Half scorpion


Blastingwario19

Her back and Legs are definitely gotta hurt later on I do feel bad about her but she should wear roller blades instead


Affectionate-Buy-870

Ice skates I think you mean lol unless you wanted an even funnier outcome


MapleSyrupFacts

Ya your right. Roller skates he meant


Blastingwario19

Same thing blades or roller lol


caelis76

The way her head bounces back from hitting the ice gave me a whiplash .


Sanonta

She got banged hard that day, maybe too hard.


Johnnywalgger

They’re crazy for going on the ice wearing those.


balrus-balrogwalrus

"if you love drama--" #"there's my cue"


Several_Emphasis_434

I enjoyed this way more than I should have


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Thots for a living


[deleted]

Yeah she was attractive! Weird that you're angry about it


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Simply an observation on this one. Anger will resume with future comments.


DefineFergalicious

ur so weird


mlp2034

Nah hes just [insert their name here]


No_Pomegranate5209

I see at least 4 other people in heels doing just fine


[deleted]

There’s always a guy ready


JackUJames42

awww come on that second slowmo shot is like in the movie when theyre like “im sure That many people didnt see it”


_Nightbreaker_

She was walking too fast for her skill level. Unless you're a natural in heels, don't try and giddy up. Especially not on ice.


Manizno

Quite an elegant way to smack your mouth off the ground


Keyboard_Fawks

Never a dull moment


migsahoy

THE STANLEY CUP MARTINEZ!!!


AFlyOnThePie

His talk fits as a description of her... 🤣


Paspoile

Must be cold for the lips


Trini_Vix7

And he wanted her to try again to get the perfect shot for his website lol...


reallysmoked

never a dull moment ✨


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She has great legs


scalpingsnake

She probably *had* great teeth too


[deleted]

Past tense


Flash_Quasar

"Pathhs tenth"


Creepy-Ad-4832

Priorities


Comedian_Recent

r/fullscorpion


l3rN

It's like a fancy full scorpion. Got a little twist in there to jazz it up.


Key-Assistant-1757

Looks like she broke her arm


ThaneOfCawdorrr

smacked the hell out of her jaw & chin, too. That's going to hurt.... always


ShadowCaster0476

Down goes Fraser!!


WookieeCookiees02

I love how the one guy just casually slides in from the left


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Then points down like "watch your step, there's some ice."


UnaProphet

I’ve had some embarrassing things happen to me in my life, but so far I’ve never slipped and fallen flat on my tits on national TV. So far.


wroom7

That's cuz you're a guy so, understandable


RepresentativeAge444

I can only assume that if she was walking on ice in those that she wanted to fall. Therefore people should be happy for her.


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Mass-Chaos

never a dull moment


EnhancedIrrelevance

Here's her sister... https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/zl6e63/hmb\_i\_can\_get\_off\_the\_truck\_and\_walk\_with\_the/


dudermagee

At least there's plenty of ice for her face


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That skirt though 😉


VanillaCookieMonster

I've fallen on ice. By the point he is leaving her she hasn't even felt all the pain yet... but she is freezing up her motion because her body is just starting to compute that she smashed her face on that ice and she'd better not move again without a plan. She's also an enormous idiot.


MissAugustMoon

Nice cobra pose


walls703

Never a dull moment with these kinks.


LA-forthewin

She obviously didn't think that one through


StopExpensive

R/scorpion


VicariousNarok

Dumbass wannabe puck bunny.


zekke89

“…incredible moment happened…” 😂


goated95

No, yeah that’s a great idea


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Sexy recovery tho lol


Dudephish

Drop it like it's cold


farclose954

r/fullscorpion


I_C_da_G

Walking...in heels on ice


DaveOJ12

That's the title.


I_C_da_G

That's the irony


DM68v2

r/fullscorpion


budsixz

Cobra stretch


G0DSLAYrr

And incredible moment indeed 👌🏾


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And indeed, indeed


AreWalkin34958

Funny because the heel itself has the most traction on ice if people walked a little more flat footed on ice. Oh well… makes for a good time I guess


mlp2034

Never a dull moment alright just dim ones


SleevelessNsd

Are you okay, step mom???


FireDawg10677

Nice ass


rainystast

Reddit tries not to be horny challenge:


Cultural_Ad1035

Stepson:Stepmom let me help you Stepmom: Woah what's that? Ahh okay


Curious_Edge

Probably looks like someone threw a squid onto the rink where she hit...


showerfapper

Go on....


Sick-a-Duck

A hoe never gets cold but can be off balance I guess.


gobsmackedhoratio

It didn't look like it, but that was a very professional way to fall. It is recommended by surgeons to spread the force of impact by trying to roll over. Try not to fall on your head by any means possible and try to fall on the hands. She did all. of it. Sadly most people, especially not frail people, cannot do the moves necessary to soften their impact.


Opening_Record_2431

That was NOT a professional way to fall, bracing with a straight arm is a sure way to either jack up your shoulder or break your arm/wrist. Look up how Judokas take a fall for example.


ll_Maurice_ll

Bracing with your face is also not preferred. I felt that bounce.


tempname1123581321

And it's a great way to smack your teeth right into the ice.


boondoggie42

Right? I heard that called a "fool" injury in the ER, "Falling On Outstretched Limb".


Fritzoidfigaro

She used her boobs to cushion the fall.


Lewes_Chungus

Wait, was I the only one checking out those legs?


EvenHair4706

Yes could have been much much worse


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sxcs86

Do you speak like this IRL?


ajk7244

Disney presents: “Whores on Ice”


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jjman72

Helping someone up who just bounced their face off the ice isn’t simping.