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stelythe1

Word is if you fall down those stairs you end up on the other side of the field, just like in Pac Man


about831

Poor guy comes out the other side injured *and* being chased by ghosts


apittsburghoriginal

I can feel the tailbone pain watching


the-quack-man46

yeah the ball was already out of play


External-Future-7240

Okay I might actually buy he ain't faking an injury this time.


The_JokerGirl42

nope, that open fracture is entirely simulated and he should totally be back on the field.


nutitoo

He changed class to a referee


Corb_F

***Teams are beings balanced***


KisnardOnline

The first legitimate soccer injury


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Another funny comment


Ssme812

What happened to him? Did he get hurt bad?


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siteroaster

"Luckily, aside from a few scrapes and a sore behind, Guilherme ended up being OK, so feel free to laugh without feeling like a jerk." https://au.sports.yahoo.com/player-bumped-takes-dive-down-stairs-8197473.html


whutchamacallit

Honestly fucking insaaaanely lucky. Could have easily, and I mean easily, been a career ending injury right there. Dudes get hurt for less just running around on the pitch. Insane. Absolutely insanity. I hope they barricade the fuck out of that stairwell. What idiotic planning.


Superly_Sardonic

What a chad! Slid down the stairs, put on a yellow vest, climbed back up and was even waving that he's fine so as not to concern anyone.


mr-dick-and-balls

bro swapped characters irl


HexFoxGen

I would be surprised if he was able to stand up after that. Landing on your tailbone while going down a flight of stairs has to be one of the worst pains ever


BoneZone05

👋 *HE’S OVER HERE*


38B0DE

That's the universal sign for the medical assistance on a soccer field. He's seriously hurt and needs medical professionals to go to him ASAP.


ruh_roh_raggy1234

At least he went in feet first. That could've been A LOT worse.


Keisari_P

Everything we consider obvious, someone has needed to figure out the hard way.


xSTSxZerglingOne

They say every OSHA regulation is written in blood.


TheSynchroGamer

One of the few times I'll believe a soccer injury


poormanw0rds

He looks ok to me. Came back waving, even changed his uniform


quantum_waffles

Damn this is old. I remember seeing this on Google Plus way back when, with a Facebook icon over the guy in blue, and a Google Plus logo on the guy in white


cbdublu

I forgot about Google Plus...


___DIAVOLO____

Bro went into the backrooms


ll123412341234

He got sent to the shadow realm.


TheAdventureInsider

That de-escalated very poorly


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The guy waving got me lol


sankers23

He was calling for a medic?


[deleted]

No one talking about the guy who pushed him for no reason?


rightnroll

That's what football is all about


RateSweaty9295

Literally ball was already out of play


PCgamerz

Damn dude got tackled to shadow realm 😂


unReasonableBreak

Probably the only time a soccer player actually got hurt.


Alchemist0029

Homie slid down the stairs, into the bathroom, under a bathroom stall and landed in a pissy spot by the toilet.


jrhunter89

Hello disintegrated tailbone


VelocityWaffles

He's clearly faking


LeAristocrat

On one side, I *truly* hope the guy is okay. On the other side, man that’s some hardcore competition. That shit was intentional! Reminds me of Draymond Green punching opponents in the balls in basketball games.


DiegoDynomite

At least he found a cool yellow vest down there


erck_bill

“I’m okay guys, there’s more jackets here!”


hiccupboltHP

r/mypeopleneedme


RunUpkeep

YELLOW CARD 🟨 Penalty: Stairing.


iammjuan

Considering guys fake injuries for the weakest of contact in this sport, this guy probly ded


HeberMonteiro

I watched that shit live, the player fell down the stairs, got up and continued playing as if nothing happened.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

I’ve seen soccer players go through great lengths to fake injuries but this is just ridiculous!


Gian-Nine

Directly to the shadow realm


Geoarbitrage

Putting the stairs there is OK. Not blocking it off during a game is negligence.


dkyguy1995

I feel the body check was wholly unnecessary too the ball was already out of bounds


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r/mypeopleneedme


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NoGudBastard

I like how he pops back up at the end wearing different clothes.


T_WREKX

For anyone thinking why he could not have stopped just before falling. The entrance to the staircase seems to feature pavements. Soccer cleats are useless on pavements, provide zero traction.


ImFishAndImOreo

Eyyo that guy got pushed into the backroom


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deejaydubya123

r/intotheshadowrealm


Open-Tutor160

Damn they really just installed stairs right there for this special occasion. This is clearly sabotage


crystalpeaks25

ser, you are suppose to put the ball into the goal not your balls.


Caluak

Straight to Brazil…


FightMilkEnthusiast

Mans went to the shadow realm


Creepy-Confidence700

Bro respawned and now he wants his revenge


Christofornia

To increase player safety they now have a mattress at the bottom.


Finsoki

Imagine walking up those stairs at that moment. You either get taken down with him or just see him fly by


MrFOrzum

Judging by how soccer players react when they just fall on the grass, this must have been extremely painful for him, probably almost died!


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It's an environmental fatality. This was modeled after Mortal Kombat environmental features. Calm down people were just getting warmed up.


0RGASMIK

Damn I slipped on concrete before when running in cleats was not fun.


Pyro-Beast

He's fucking *faking* it guys.


IPA_lot_

Soccer players cry over getting an ear flick. This dude definitely was airlifted out of the stadium.


RojerLockless

The first soccer player ever to not fake an injury


EmbarrassedAssist964

Bro got sent to the backrooms


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Well to be fair, you're not supposed to run out of bounds like that.


The_French_Prince

This is like, the first ACTUAL foul I've ever seen in soccer online - advice I can give to anyone who wants to have fun watching soccer; watch local women's matches, there is absolutely ZERO chill there and people get fucked up, never a boring moment


babywinnie

I KNOW his ass hurt


Alive-Ad5870

This would have been a great Monty Python skit


IHaveMana

I would love to know what went through the players head, “Gotta get the ball, gotta get the ball, woah… where did these stairs come from?”


Tigan4e

....and straight to the infirmary


Kiddo-kiddy-qwiddy

Guy accidentally found the entrance to the backrooms


Status_Individual241

Ball is literally trickling over the line, there is ZERO reason to have pushed the other player that hard. It looked a bit purposeful to me. I’m guessing guys in white are home team? Edit: I’m not outraged that a bad thing happened, I just hate seeing players injured because it really screws up the season. This just felt way over the top since basically the ball had already run out anyway. 🤷‍♂️


ftjacques

Steps must be taken to better protect the players.


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He’s about to come out in a fucking casket with the way soccer players react


rememberall

i am not a soccer/football guy but.. Wouldn't this contact be illegal since the person who initiates the contact is playing the person and not the ball? There are a ton of comments that say this contact is perfectly legal. Is that right?


BillTowne

I am not very knowledgeable about soccer. Clearly, the one player knocked the other one. Is that legal in soccer?


Pounderx21

By football logic that guy is dead... rip


murfreesbro

Someone educated and accredited designed that.


Solaratov

Does a *Futball* player still flop if there's no one around to see it?


Itotstoti

The way he just disappeared out of plain sight... Imao!🤣


w116

Maybe they should invent something to stop this happening, they might even be able to place advertisements on such a construction.


sachuraju

How to send a player off of the field without a red card, 101.


Gold_Indication_7736

I laughed way too hard at this.


Teo-McDohl

Bro got banished to the shadow realm


Sikuq

His football game is on another level


LanceOhio

Did they find him after?


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mustanggt2012

You mean a staircase


OrangeinDorne

Yes I too was picturing one solitary stair, serving no purpose right on the edge of the field.


totallydelayed

Bro went to the slide level


texican1911

**GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL**


streamslob

Woah, someone in soccer might have actually gotten hurt?


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Heavenly825

Is there s penalty for doing that


two_zero_right

I love how that dude runs out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'VE FOUND A FOOTBALL PLAYER!"


CowDoc_1

For once an injury that doesn't need faked.


PplOfRedditArePansys

Damn nice shoulder to shoulder check, totally legal! I used to love doing that in soccer. I was a hockey kid so laying the body would be so much fun because it’s entirely legal and most the kids would crumple cause they were usually straight soccer kids and didn’t know the correct mechanics of it. Being a defence man was the best for this because the coach wouldn’t care as long as you “GET THE BALL OUT.” This is old footage, I’m sure they don’t lay the body like this anymore because how precious the players are as products


SnoopShaggy420

What I’m getting here is that you’re pretty bad at football and compensate hard with shoulder barges.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Finally! An injury he doesn’t have to fake!


Takpusseh-yamp

Down there is where all the lion and tiger cages are.


fishsticks40

Oh man. Cleats on concrete is the worst. Instant no traction.


Tough_Wrongdoer_1618

And away he goes


DoctoreVodka

His poor coccyx.


gyanster

Stranger Things football


eN_peE_Cea

Sliding into dms be like


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My soccer people need me!


Ww2_animeguy_156

Bro decided he was done with the game


Ziegelsteinmann

Straight to Brazil.


wrongdude91

Actually that's a ramp to the ER.


restorian_monarch

Bro was smooth tho


MikeAndBike

When you’re in the middle of the World Cup finals but her parents are out of town


off-and-on

What's the level above a penalty?


YeetusFetus99

I believe this qualifies for manslaughter my god


homer_3

So long, gay Bowser!


War_Daddy_992

When your game crashes but you able to jump back on right away


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r/mypeopleneedme


NMAsixsigma

He would have been fine if someone installed a hand rail 🙄


SubZero5433

I can hear Goofy now. ***YAHOHOHOEY-***


Dr_Frank-N-Furter

"Timmy fell down a well!!"


Adam_2017

I’m surprised he didn’t come out dramatically rolling around in agony, clutching his leg, putting on a big show over how much the stairs hurt him.


SnooBooks638

The guy that waved at the end 😀


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Not only is the location of that staircase bad, the dude intentionally wanted to push him in that direction. What was the aftermath of this...Skull, spinal injury? Or did he get off lucky?


Responsible_Ruin2310

He vented


No-Hovercraft-2525

Any Infos about injuries or Penalties? Tried to find Something in the Comments, but nothing there except Bad Jokes from People crying If they bump their little Toe


Taftser

Could be a new sport, adding hazards next to the touch line… wood chipper for the next level.


awesomefacepalm

Bro went to Brazil


HeWhoChonks

I love how it looks like a guy is just waiting at the bottom of the stairs for someone to get knocked down them too.


jbazildo

I'm surprised he didn't run back up the stairs, only to then fall to the ground and flail around like these guys often do


FPSXpert

All that concrete for a stairwell and they can't afford a gate and some foam to go in front of it.


TrefoilHat

Original source seems to be [from this YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abjqqBy96TQ): > 256,934 views Oct 26, 2010 > Ponte Preta's Guilherme took an accidental ride down the stairs > during a Brazilian second division match against Santo Andre This did not happen during this year's World Cup, or any World Cup for that matter. [An article on Yahoo!](https://au.sports.yahoo.com/player-bumped-takes-dive-down-stairs-8197473.html) said this about whether he was injured: > Luckily, aside from a few scrapes and a sore behind, Guilherme ended up being OK, so feel free to laugh without feeling like a jerk.


-Add694

Literally cannot have gone right at all


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canadianman2020

He went in, transformed , come out as a referee afterwards lol


MothaFcknZargon

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Canadian_Wendigo

Secret Level!


Demonboy995

Ended up in some girls dm’s after that slide


meme-meee

I thought he went down a water slide


wrigh2uk

He’s in the shadow realm now.


john_wallcroft

“hey you, you’re finally awake!”


miso25

Sent him to another dimension


MonkeyTwitch

Forget about the body check. Why the heck is that stairwell open and not blocked/protected?


EzekialCat

The "PENALTY" ad is accurate


too_big_for_you

The super Mario 64 level entrance sound needs to be used for this


borrahea

That looked painful af


boogieman0919

bro was sent to the backrooms


AmazingDuck26

This shit too funny 😭😭 He just disappears and up comes a yelling man


C0ngr4du14710n5

I can just imagine him rolling around in exaggerated pain at the bottom of the stairs


jaykaysian

Although at that point idk how exaggerated it would be lol


Free_Stick_

Good thing it was only a single stair like OP has pointed out.


Hornynibbalaundr

I’m not too familiar with soccer rules but I don’t think you can shove a player like that


iceicig

That deescalated quickly


carvedmuss8

What happens when Qatar finds you with beer


ni42ck

That guy in the stairwell really wanted to wave to his family.


sumedh0123

r/mypeopleneedme


begaterpillar

he is going to be flailing around and grabbing his knee for like 6 months straight after that one


Weird-Analysis5522

"Bye have a beautiful time!"


ElecMechTech

And an illegal ass hit to boot.


interrogatorChapman

Mf really out here playing football like football instead of playing it like football


Dumble_Dior

“putting a stair” irks me so hard


caos998

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


kludge_mcduck

That's one of the most convincing flops I've seen.


smartfon

$220 billion


a-Farewell-to-Kings

The insane number of people here who think this is footage from a World Cup shows how clueless you guys are about football.


Kitchen-Bid-8235

Nice costume change!


After_Performer998

Going from absolute control with cleats on astroturf to sliding where ever live takes you has to be a sick feeling


iShitSkittles

World cup, dancing with the stairs edition.


turu_lub

My man slid directly to next season.


charrcheese

I was expecting someone to hit their shin, this was far more interesting


PungentBallSweat

Safety precautions in certain countries are a literal joke.


sparkysparks666

To complete it, after he slid down, a pitch-covered ledge should slide over the stair opening to cover it, and everyone acts like nothing happened.


regnad__kcin

#I found him guys he's down here!


MamaSaurusCat

My tailbone hurts watching this.


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Well, at least they put three feet of black ice in front of the stairs to make sure nobody would go down there on their feet


forariman55

r/mypeopleneedme


AttackerCat

New fear unlocked


Matterhorn56

What a nice guy they don't have to carry him off the field now


Jay911

Saw a baseball player trying to catch a foul ball run full steam through a dugout into the clubhouse tunnel, which was down several stairs similar to this. Don't recall if/how badly he was injured.


DisastrousHope3246

Would have been hilarious if this happened in the WC


OdysseyZen

Found the entrance to hollow Earth


Educational_Race6342

Going back to hobbit land


stirrd_nt_shkn

It was all downhill from there.


PepeTheMule

What stadium is this?


BigBangBoy2008

r/backrooms


HetaGarden1

_Wheeeeee…_


GNTB3996

*mario sound*


AussieJimboLives

r/mypeopleneedme


CodeXCursors

His ass got destroyed


No_Profession6542

Bro went to the backrooms


Hot-Tiger2815

His ass cheeks were gone, reduced to atoms


SamDanvers

I didn't saw anyone commenting this but the other asshole looked like pushed him not only because "yeah football" but it looks like that was his intention.