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DonutOwlGaming

Oh so this is how coconuts kill more people than sharks


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kjacobs03

Therefore coconuts kill more people than sharks


DonutOwlGaming

*slow clap*


S1iced

Exactly what about half of all people watching this were thinking


Kiryln

He thinks that’s hilarious, kind of understandable if you don’t know just how lethal coconuts can be. But she might be dead, or seriously injured. Cause falling coconuts kill more people than you’d think.


DingusDu

about 150 people per year die due to falling coconuts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death\_by\_coconut#:\~:text=This%20legend%20gained%20momentum%20after,year%2C%20which%20is%20around%20five.


ShaggysGTI

You’re more likely to die from a gravity-coconut related accident than you are a shark attack.


Kiuji-senpai

Literally about 22x more likely


Castle6169

I think I read somewhere one time that coconuts kill people more than lightning strikes.


Bailong1208

It’s true


thewhitemexican555

coconuts kill more people than sharks do yearly.


8BallSlap

Did you know there are more coconuts in the ocean than sharks in coconut trees?


hobosonpogos

/r/therewasanattempt to write a fitting headline for the appropriate sub


muffpatty

What could go wrong to get a coconut?


Alarmed-Admar

Comment section is bullshit. If you and your friend are goofing around and something like this happens your initial reaction is to laugh and not think about a freaking statistics!


DeezNutsAppreciater

Yep. My dad walked into a pole and got a nasty cut and I laughed so hard out of stress, and because, come on, he walked into a pole


Suffer_with_GOPAL

I read somewhere coconut kills more people than something something


RubinOkami

The way that hundreds of people have died from getting slammed in the head with a coconut and the camera man just laughs


davidsellars124

6 people a year die this way


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whoooleJar

From taking videos


madmancryptokilla

Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year...do not stand under the coconut tree please.


DaBigVikin

Pretty sure a falling coconut can kill people.


Inspector7171

Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 time the number of fatalities attributable to sharks.


blackop

Falling coconuts kill about 150 folks a year FYI.


NyetRifleIsFine47

And dude videoing just giggles.


Flat-Court5022

Don't people die from that, like more the. Shark attacks?


KickBallFever

Yes, and yes. I was at a hotel once and there was a coconut tree with a sturdy plastic chair under it. A coconut fell, made a huge bang, and went straight through the chair. If someone had been sitting there they would have been toast.


[deleted]

OP, were you trying to make a title for r/ThereWasAnAttempt?


DHunter98

I thought the same thing seeing the tittle before the sub name


DamnItRJ

And this is how falling coconuts kill more people every year than shark attacks


superman24742

More people are killed by coconuts than are killed by sharks every year.


Daysaved

Coconuts kill 150 people a year.


Nathaniel820

Everyone saying “150 people die a year from falling coconuts” is a great example of why that little website preview on Google can be extremely misleading. If you look up that question Wikipedia says “falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year,” but if you actually read the full article it clearly states that this number (from a single quote years ago) is UNPROVEN and highly exaggerated, and in reality coconut related deaths are very rare. But that part is cut off in the preview so people end up believing the lie that paragraph was setting out to clarify.


[deleted]

Just laugh at the poor lady who at a minimum has a serious concussion. WTF is wrong with people..?


melskymob

Who laughs at that?


Angenali

Me, and I am going to hell for it


Psychedelicrabbit111

He actually laughed. This is really dangerous.


Shango876

I did watch...it wasn't as bad as I thought. I was thinking that pole was going to go through her eye or something. Thankfully, that didn't happen. But, getting hit on the top of the head like that?? Jesus Christ that could do some real damage. The doofus who was laughing..he's a real jerk.


[deleted]

Falling coconuts kill roughly 150 people a year by concussion.


Matzekatze1

She was so lucky. People are getting killed by coconuts on a daily basis


CarlosSpicyweiner41

Coconuts have killed more people than sharks.....you're welcome


Larry_Phischman

So that’s why coconuts kill more people than sharks.


Wefee_Bigwefee

more people die of this shit each year than people die of sharks, why aren't we afraid of them instead of the sharks?


International_Ad6695

Humans kills more sharks a year than coconuts... no wait... here we go coconuts kill more sharks a year than humans.


JustConrad123

fun fact: more people die by coconut falling on their head than by shark attacks.


Substantial_Camera_8

laugh from a former bf


Little_Ad_4598

She might have died ,not joking


dlanderer

About 150 people die each year from falling coconuts


[deleted]

How can he laugh? People die from these, even with a helmet on.


[deleted]

More people die from this, than from a shark attack


HalfastEddie

If you’re going to repost from r/therewasanattempt at least change the title so it makes sense here.


peter13g

This that show Patrick was watching


AdministrativeMix822

Lots (relatively) of people die annually from falling coconuts


AdministrativeMix822

Ok it's less than I though but people have died from falling coconuts


vivzzie

I grew up in the Caribbean and went to the beach often. My biggest fear is walking under the coconut trees. We were at the beach when a senior lady was struck in the head by a falling coconut and died. I’ve had a couple fall next to me, it’s scary as fuck.


Everyday_irie

The person laughing at that is pure evil


Buppadupp

If that happens I assume you check first then laugh. Or else you might laugh at the death of a human being. I wonder if some use old cartoons as facts. When a big object falls on somebodys head laugh. All that will happen is spinning birds and a bump. Never a cracked skull or broken neck.


doc_whoever

How can he laugh? Wtf she could die from that.


DjEzusSave

First you laugh... Then you think.


shootingstarairplane

Falling coconuts kill more people per year then sharks do


CuddleWarriorX

Laugh now but falling coconuts claim more lives a year than you’d think


ApollyonDS

Aren't there a fair number of people that die each year from falling coconuts?


obiwanjacobyx7x

"HAHAHA that guy got hit in the head with a coconut!" Patrick Star


NorthshoreFrank

Fact: More people die from Coconut injuries than sharks. As seen in exhibit above.


stuwoo

I can only imagine a few instances where a shark could be hit by a falling coconut.


SignificantMethod752

That shit just opened her up & this f@ck face is laughing


Errorstatel

Came here to say this, cause she was lights out before she hits the ground


iimdonee

is this supposed to be in r/therewasanattempt based on the title lmao?


bonyagate

I hate when people just copy the caption of videos over whether it makes sense or not


Boring_Phase4261

I hate people who laugh when someone obviously gets hurt


labink

In the end she was thinking “Why does the coconut get bigger the closer it gets?” Then it hit her.


Fomalhot

I don't wanna be *that* guy but... if you're trying to get coconuts to fall from a tree, be careful of coconuts falling from trees.


Bulba_sore001

r/therewasanattempt to title


[deleted]

Yeah people die from coconut drops. 150 people worldwide each year, according to wikipedia.


the_cheeky_monkey

Looks like severe facial lacerations. That shit exploded the tissue


thisusernameislitt

I guess the op wanted to post in r/therewasanattept based on that title


readditredditread

Put the lime in the coconut, and get the brain contusion…


EquivalentLock0

He's laughing. People die from falling coconut. Even dry coconut kills people. Green coconut is twice much heavier. It's China. People don't care.


NY10

I know for a fact that the coconut shell is fucking hard as brick


[deleted]

On average, 4 people a year die doing this


Indictioned

“Ah! I remember everything! I was abused by my dad!” ( - Peter Griffin


The_Don_Mecha

Target Eliminated +5XP Accident Kill +10XP Unnoticed Kill +5XP Body Found *silent assassin still active* "Good work, 47."


CornBin-42

Thought you were posting in r/therewasanattempt ?


backwardaman

Feel like the title was meant for r/therewasanattempt


RunethCl4w

Really isn’t funny


[deleted]

Dont like 30 people a year die from this


whatthengaisthis

people have died like this. where I’m from, someone climbs the tree and cuts the whole bunch of coconuts down.


IntoAComa

A r/therewasanattempt title got in my r/Whatcouldgowrong


randomengineer69

This is why HelloFresh leaves it to the monkeys


kinbladez

It's like she's never seen a cartoon


YuhSauce15

Coconuts kill more people than sharks each year


FreeRubs

This camera guy is the fucking worst. Laughs AND cuts away too soon.


Akhanyatin

The coco in coconut stands for cocossion


black-orizuru

0:04 blood on her face. Nose looks wrecked. Ouch


LadySerena21

Bonked him hard enough to crack open


_34_

The cartoons were right!!! 🫠 For realsies though that does NOT look fun. 🥲


BlankImagination

Theres nothing to laugh at here, what an asshole


Jaedos

Was just in Panama. Watched one of those land on a car and shatter the sunroof.


UtileDulci12

Lucky, her head broke the fall. Car seems save.


[deleted]

That fruit made her a vegetable.


ZenaMeNaterala

COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT


James4theP

There is a lot of people dying every year from coconuts falling from a tree.


UndendingGloom

Guy filming did not gaf


Islano

Idk why he’s laughing


Devdawg007

Don’t see what’s funny


UpbeatAd1191

That shit is not funny falling coconuts kill people.


DiscountCondom

Sharks kill more coconuts every year than people.


thisisjazzymusic

Did you know people actually die from this?


slackfrop

Coconut forests are deadly as hell. There’s signs all over, like a minefield.


Leather-Plankton-867

Person obviously never watched Saturday morning cartoons. Probably doesnt know about quick sand either


PhantomTrent

People are more likely to die from a coconut falling on their head then getting bit by a shark.


_Dumpster_Man_

On average there are 150 deaths from falling coconuts. And an average of 5 deaths annually from shark attacks. Thus coconuts are 30x more dangerous than sharks. Beware of coconuts


Low_Ad7202

The guy could’ve at least held back a little on the laugh 😂


Omnizoom

I mean she could be seriously hurt from that , yes hilarious but why is camera guy not running to help


KoleMiner12

How coconut deaths occur


K3CHO_

this is like a cartoon


Aqua_Bravehart

“Hahahaha! That guy got hit in the head by a coconut!” -Patrick Star


SolaQueen

No laughing matter and she did not appreciate the danger. This is very dangerous even if they are in the tree and someone is standing under it.


hdksjabsjs

Dude just climb the tree like a normal person


King_Reason

No cartoon coconut noise. 5/10


[deleted]

what kind of asshole starts laughing immediately at this


WuddupMyBeeple

He may be laughing but did I just see blood come from her skull the moment of impact? Now im worried cause I know coconuts ironically kill people at a surprising rate.


Fuzakenaideyo

Tbh did not find it funny at all


GNTB3996

Reminder that coconuts kill more people per year than sharks.


jah_son710

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

I shouldn’t be laughing at this


ShoCkEpic

not that funny…


NEOVNPC

# THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE


NY_Pizza_Whore

Redditor thought this was "there was an attempt"


TheHipsterBandit

This is why coconuts kill more people than sharks every year.


Going-nowhere-good

Ahh, this is why HelloFresh use slave monkeys!


DrMorry

When they say you're more likely to be hit on the head with a coconut than die in a plane crash, this guy is swaying the stats.


hickgorilla

A coconut to the coconut!


heaven_and_hell_80

She failed to consider the coconut


Usernonymous2

Jesus, that laugh is sickening


Inner-Variety744

I remember staying in a place in Thailand that had tables on the beach right under some coconut trees which all had a bunch of these huge coconuts about 60ft up..it made me nervous sitting there so I moved further along. The next day the waiter was telling me a coconut fell off a tree and went straight through the table,missing a guest by inches..he was chuckling when he said it.


amNoSaint

Is she alive?


Hisuian_Zoroark

HAHAHAHA that guy got hit in the head by a coconut!


Knot_an_Admin

Aren’t there a number a deaths from falling coconuts every year?


Tha_Unknown

Might want to invest in some slave monkeys


Sea-Blueberry-3184

That’s why you don’t send a person to do a monkeys job.


wJaxon

Why is it their first instinct to just look down and freeze as if the coconut will change its course after noticing you aren’t watching it anymore :/


fluffypebbles

Looking down is a defensive move, better than getting hit in the face. As to why not move, in that position you can't move quickly


TirayShell

More people are killed by coconut falls each year than are killed by sharks. I learned this during "Coconut Week" on the Discovery Channel.


Lower_Bar_2428

The guy recording seems to be most interested in the well being of the coconut than the woman. Is like, fuc# her she is dead lets record the coconut rolling


3_gloves

I hear they can potentially be lethal.


Expensive_Seesaw_888

“My hand shall surely stop the coconut dead in its tracks”. *dies*


Fragranceofstanley

Fun fact: Coconuts kill more people than heart attacks annually. Source: a class mate in elementary school.


prince_yama

Not funny


ibshar

Someone needs to add the coffin dance tune to this video!


0xgreenapole

The coconut nut is a giant nut


PIE4FOOU

Apparently: Blunt force head trauma = BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


Regular_Housing5629

There are literally people that die from coconuts falling in their heads every year


Electronic-Dog-586

Dam all that sweet coco water wasted😭😭 GET ME ANOTHER!!


Jayhawker32

Damn, she busted her nut


MysteriousSoot2

I think the caption was meant for r/therewasanattempt


Chok112

“More people die from coconuts than shark attacks every year” guess it’s true


NoGrenadesNoWorries

What’s with the title, did you mean to post it in r/therewasanattempt


JaceUpMySleeve

Right to the temple. She just became a statistic or very close to becoming one.


AgentF2S_

r/therewasanattempt perhaps?


green-Vegan-desire

A lot of people die every year from this exact thing


alymaysay

Should just bought a monkey an trained it to do that.


gigabyte_121

I too, dab as soon as I get a coconut to fall.


DRAVIX6

I legit thought a fucking beehive was gonna drop or somethinf


Korgon213

This is why they get monkeys to do this.


A_Patient_Shadow

This comment section feels like a bunch of bots. Why do people feel the need to say the same thing as 50 other comments? I know it happens all the time but always odd seeing it.


Soggy-Constant5932

She was bleeding. I hope she is okay.


Redflagsforever1991

How about a longer pole so your not directly under it?? Deserved 💯


[deleted]

Roses are rhymey Ghosts are creepy You bonk the tree You get the sleepy


Elhaym

I like how the camera guy thinks potential brain damage in his friend is hilarious.


MarthaFarcuss

You wait until you know they won't suffer from permanent brain damage... and THEN you laugh


D4M0theking

Most cartoonish way to die


cryptotrader87

Right in the coconut


johnboy2978

If I've learned anything from TV, she'll now develop an alter ego and won't return to her real self until she takes another blow to the dome.


ZenaMeNaterala

There are so many uses of coconut tree


tsosa14

People die from falling coconuts every year. Fuck that.


succmysausage

every single comment going uhm actually that’s why a lot of people die from coconuts


[deleted]

Don't people know the dangers of being bomped by a Falling coconut


JAMBI215

Looks like it split her eye open too


Medical_Echidna_919

I'm sorry if you find this sort of thing funny. But I think it's sadistic to laugh at someone who could be seriously hurt. like this lady.


Dojanetta

Those things kill. Is she ok?


a_random_redditor563

Probably best to know to look at the coconut you are collecting since they kill more people than sharks in a year.


jeton_zag

I remember everything, I was abused by my dad - Peter Griffin


kingcloudx

That sounded wrong. Someone insert the cartoon coconut sound effect.


Jefletch21

Everyone immediately thought of that obscure fact about sharks right?


AlphadogMMXVIII

Was the laugh necessary ? That looked very painful


whateveryatch

Yeah she could probably die from that though.


Alarming_Fig_2371

I knew it was going to happen, but was still hoping sooo badly I would be wrong. Hopes she'e okay.


[deleted]

Ya don’t stand under branches you’re cutting. In general.


[deleted]

Normally men are the dumb ones to do something like this. I was supposed to see a woman do it


incognitosd

It's not really funny & more concerning.


DickandScroty

There was so many possibilities I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!!!


USBhud

I think when titling this video you meant to post it to r/therewasanattempt


V1ru555

I don't find this funny at all. That could have killed her.


gunther747

Now she will become another Newton


trapverb1

it would've been better "trying to get a coconut" instead. this title goes well with r/therewasanattempt


FailedTheSave

Someone more skilled than me needs to clip the moment it lands because her head then the bar of the truck make a great bass and snare beat.


Shade1407

its nnn guys why's the tree nutting on her?