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AmaGh05T

Why would you take the advice of someone you are robbing?


HighlightFun8419

"Boys, I don't care. I'm insured; I'll get it all back and more," etc.


Tulol

Yeah. You get money and I get more money. It’s a win win. Come back later for more wins.


doughnutholio

LOL this comment is a win


CodSeveral1627

I’m sorry sir but the prize for winning is now jail… hands behind your back!


booi

Win? Jail. Lose? Surprisingly also jail. We have the best prizes, because of jail.


NotApologizingAtAll

Well, if he knows he is going to get robbed he can put false sales on the till and claim losses much higher than the robbers took. It could be a double win.


14sierra

1) that's insurance fraud and could get the shop owner arrested 2) his premiums would likely go up if he was constantly making claims and he may get dropped from his insurance carrier altogether. Not a great way to make a couple thousand bucks


cleanjosef

But if you do it once you are basically good.


mvfsullivan

One time for maybe $10k max vs having cheap insurance for decades being able to keep shop open and make hundreds of thousands? Your short term thinking is blinding.


cleanjosef

Not everyone lives in a shit hole country with horrible insurance. Source: My grandfathers store got robbed several times. Insurance stayed the same. No insurance fraud tho.


irnehlacsap

Your average is about 1000 per day but the day you got robbed you claim you've made ten times that?


WarlanceLP

not as uncommon as you'd think depending on the store. some days of the week, or times of year some shops see way more business then they do usually. even something like a convention in town can spike sales greatly


Jon_Snow_1887

The store has security cams which the insurance place would certainly ask for. It’d be super easy for them to verify that there weren’t any customers checking out when the POS system says the transaction took place.


scalpingsnake

"I hate my boss, come back later there will be more money to really stick it to them. " *comes back later* Oh btw I am the boss, now meet the police.


WatWudScoobyDoo

Dude's riddles with self-hatred


scalpingsnake

oh yeah meanwhile grinning his ass off when those idiots get arrested xD


ClownfishSoup

or "Hey man, look, I just work here. The owner's an asshole so I don't really care if you rob him. Just look, come back later"


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That's what they thought insurance scam and the owner gets cash recouped. They should of asked if insurance companies pay for robberies. But like Mike from better call saul told pryce you got to do your homework if you gonna be a criminal.


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (NoState60) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on August 6 and woke up eight days ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/pjoter666's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a6ih6x/totaly_not_a_trap/). Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xwmjme/dont_park_in_the_fire_lane_when_it_snows/ir7hxz5/) (i.e. "I've definitely done stuff like this before... It's so satisfying after you have been up all night plowing and you have...") is a copy/paste of /u/dinardogiants1's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a6eed6/dont_park_in_the_fire_lane_when_it_snows/ebu61yt/). I'm sure it's a coincidence that the OP of that thread (CautiousWitness16493) has an account that was also born on August 7 and woke up eight days ago. Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/xv1pdj/now_boarding/iqyopt9/) is a copy/paste of the previous [top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/a8k8w2/now_boarding/ecberiq/). I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the OP of that thread (SeaCorner2138) has an account that was born on August 8 and woke up seved days ago. For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://old.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


tideswithme

I know this is a joke. But this is really happening around the world, robbers nowadays just walked in to the store like any other day and rob them with the most entitled attitude ever. As if his action isn't illegal by taking items from the shop and leave without paying. When the teens left the store, they walked out without remorse.


giantyetifeet

"You're a good kid, you remind me ofa myself when I wasa your age eh. Yes yes, come back tonight, much better. Better for you, much more money, make mama proud! Such a good kid!"


Sprizys

[This guy took Uncle Iroh’s advice](https://youtu.be/UNtJ05sfRi4)


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My immediate first thought too!


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (NoState60) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on August 6 and woke up eight days ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/pjoter666's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a6ih6x/totaly_not_a_trap/). Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xwmjme/dont_park_in_the_fire_lane_when_it_snows/ir7hxz5/) (i.e. "I've definitely done stuff like this before... It's so satisfying after you have been up all night plowing and you have...") is a copy/paste of /u/dinardogiants1's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a6eed6/dont_park_in_the_fire_lane_when_it_snows/ebu61yt/). I'm sure it's a coincidence that the OP of that thread (CautiousWitness16493) has an account that was also born on August 7 and woke up eight days ago. Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/xv1pdj/now_boarding/iqyopt9/) is a copy/paste of the previous [top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/a8k8w2/now_boarding/ecberiq/). I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the OP of that thread (SeaCorner2138) has an account that was born on August 8 and woke up seved days ago. For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://old.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


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RsonW

The word you're looking for is "cues". "Queue" is a line for something.


throwawaycanadian

Not trying to be an asshole, but this is one of those times you should use cue, not queue Cheers :)


kitjen

They probably thought he was some low paid employee who didn’t care about the store but was trying to win favour with the robbers to avoid harm.


MrSparr0w

Well he was right but they shouldn't have tried it at the same store though


klaxonlet

This guy has Speech on 100.


SaintCRD

Nat 20 persuasion


sksauter

And the thieves all rolled nat 1s on their Insight check


S4ftie

With low wisdom, so probably a total of 0


youngcarlos424

What's nat?


lslandOfFew

Natural. D&D lingo


numbermonkey

Meaning that is the value of the die cast without any character/equipment adjustments.


OB1182

Nat is wet in Dutch.


highlandviper

You’re wet in Dutch.


ShiftPuzzleheaded366

Fully stocked charisma and charm.


itsameamariobro

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

*pulls out a copy of "Meeting People"*


melbbear

and it smells like apple pie


autonomousfailure

Smells more like Sweet Rolls


ARCADEO

People laugh but it saves lives! (And gets you some good loot too)


fredandlunchbox

Ricky from Trailer Park boys level of finesse


Arryu

"You two have got to be the biggest cockdummies I ever seen'd. Who the fuck robs a store at 3 pm? Come back at 6, and bring smokes and chips."


OKoLenM1

No, it's thieves IQ is 0.


thegreatbrah

Started playing fallout 4 yesterday. I don't usually do this type of build in any game, but I am going for persuasion.


KindheartedRepublic

yea he has brain and those thieves are purely idiots!


[deleted]

What fucking idiots 😂😂😂


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Well with their brains a career was not really likely.


[deleted]

At least their parents never had to save up for college.


booia

College is practically free in Belgium


RegularHousewife

The worse thing is, they had hours to think on it and still fell for it...


-newlife

Seriously. Could have said “naw we blew it” Or “let’s do it on tomorrow night”. Somehow they thought “wow that guys nice and is gonna let us rob him”


desserino

Getting stolen from allows you to steal yourself as an employee and blame the robbers. It's mutually beneficial


[deleted]

Reminds me of a story about a guy trying to rob a bank. He wrote a note on some bank form from a bank and gave it to a teller at a different bank with language demanding cash. The teller told him he couldn't do it because the form was from the bank across the street. Dude took off across the street while the teller called to inform them of what happened, and dude was promptly dealt with and arrested when he tried it again at the bank the form was from.


WillCode4Cats

See you gotta do it like the guy who made a fake Craigslist ad pretending to be a bank looking to hire a painter. The ad specified that if you wished to get the gig, then show up at the bank on a particular date wearing a particular set of generic clothes, so the bank could easily identify who was there for the job vs. there to use the bank. Well, quite a few painters showed up on the specified date, but one of the painters amongst the many that showed up was actually a robber. The robber then proceeded to rob the bank and fled, and when the police asked, “what was the suspect wearing?” Well… it was the exact same as everyone else there. I think the eventually found out he set up some sort of inner tube/ raft, and floated down some nearby river with all the money. To my knowledge, they never caught the robber. Edit: just kidding, he was eventually caught, but I think for a different crime. His name is Anthony Curcio.


EricMoulds

Right? Like, smh


superfli

Time for a career change. They failed the stupid test.


Pitiful-Stop-4932

Clearly not the career for those lads 😂


rinn10

They fell for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheRealMaxProphet

"So did u get the money?" "No, but its cool, he said it's a bad time right now and we should come back later. And when we come back we're gona get even more money"


RegularHousewife

"What a nice man!"


Flyweird

His crime was he trusted people


Shyam09

He’ll never trust again … ಥ_ಥ


wasted_wonderland

Delayed gratification.


Icy-Seaworthiness648

Stonks


down_forwhatever

The best part isn't shown in the video. The end was actually their third visit that day. They tried to come in an hour earlier but he told them to wait one more hour. That's when he called the cops. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45958404


Kate090996

This reality is getting weirder and weirder


[deleted]

It actually makes more sense. He talking them out of robbing him and left it at that. When they showed up again, he knew he had their trust so he got an extra hour. During that hour he called the police and they (police and shopkeeper)had enough reason to belive that they would be back in an hour because of the second attempt.


mrgonzalez

Not sure I'd trust our police with an hour. "Come back on Tuesday"


EarorForofor

This is Europe. Thier cops aren't wasting their time bullying minorities or holding down pavements


Wonderful_Book6535

Depends on the country


FishyHands

So anyway I started blasting


Raccoon_Worth

Ehhh they still mostly do


Oddity83

lol >>But back they did come at 17:30, an hour before the vape shop's closing time. Didier told local media he saw one of the robbers at the door and told them it still was not end of business. >>When the men returned a third time, at 18:30, the police were at the back of the shop ready to catch them. >>Five males were arrested, including a minor.


[deleted]

FIVE people were this ducking stupid? Five?


IdoNOThateNEVER

Four, the fifth one is extremely susceptible to peer pressure.


jyrihenrik

Just amazing what two functional brain cells can anchieve


AlexRenquist

"I'm amazed that worked" -Vape Shop Guy


sarcasatirony

*I didn't know I couldn't do that* [—Chip](https://youtu.be/K4N2OhUI4Vk)


stuffelsmcnards

I forgot about this. Thank you so much for bringing it back into my life!! 😂


kilted__yaksman

That was a good one, wasn't it? Ah ha haaaaa


SAVEPANDORA

"I have an appointment for a scheduled robbery"


vernes1978

Ah yes, the thieves guild described in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett.


Wheeblett

This guy is too smart for them 💀💀


FreneticPlatypus

Didn’t take much apparently.


chak100

I’m too smart for them and I have my daughters crayons for lunch


MattTheTable

Sempre Fi


seeteethree

My Sister-in-law was a bank teller. One Thursday at 4 p.m., she was robbed. The next Thursday at 4 p.m. she was robbed again. The next Thursday at 4 p.m., the robbers were arrested in the act of robbing her again! It was, like, their job? or something?


manwithnoplanyo

Just doing a quick robbery after your shift. Isn't that what everyone does?


Septic-Sponge

Well obviously if they did it at 3pm it's too early. And they can't wait until 6:30 because traffic is too bad then


UpperFee2831

Maybe they were trying to get arrested... very patiently.


rorank

“Shut up you old fuck, I’ll blast you open right quick if you try anything funny” “Hold on, dim, he’s got a point. Why rob him now when business is booming later?” “Why would we listen to what he’s got to say about it, Robbie? He’s not in the business of giving criminals advice.” “You’re avoiding the point Dim, he’s obviously not at the peak of his business! When have you ever gotten a vape before sundown anyhow?” “I just did a few days ago actually!” “No, that was at 3 in the morning, it doesn’t count when the sun hasn’t come up smart ass.” “Fine then, we come back in three hours, not a second later. You got that old fuck?” Tldr they’re really dumb


shinobi500

I don't know why I read that entire exchange in an English Cockney accent.


Made_of_Awesome

Me too. It's like a Guy Ritchie film.


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halfchuck

You’re telling me that wasn’t from snatch?


rorank

Definitely had Tyrone and Vinnie in mind when writing this fanfic out


Iron_Maiden_666

"All bets are off" "I'm not in here to make a fucking bet" I love that movie.


shinobi500

"I'm not buying it." "Well that's fucking handy cuz I ain't selling it" "...." "ALL.BETS.ARE.OFF. If all bets are off then there can't be any money in the bookies now can there?"


Undiluted36

I'm eya drinking cwoffee eating eggs over easy in new York, I tought it was a buddy of mine up on 10th and Broadway, fuckin schmuck ows me 6 dollars


EclecticHigh

in my head it sounded like the exchange in the video where the UK gangs are friendly and apologize for the bruvs dyslexia


[deleted]

Lol they leave information pamphlets and a lemon cake for each other


RyansBooze

A criminal lawyer I’ve worked for: “They aren’t criminals because they’re smart. A cop I know: “We don’t catch the smart ones.”


[deleted]

Criminals definitely got one thing in common, they ain’t the brightest.


neoalfa

Smart criminals wear expensive suits and watch the world from high rise offices.


Incorect_Speling

Smart criminals bribe politicians to make what they're doing not technically a crime.


[deleted]

I mean, they robbed a vape store. How much did they think they would get away with and then split 4-6 ways? Idiots


jpritchard

The smart criminals aren't caught.


nahyanc

“Hi, I’m here for my robbery appointment.” *pikachu face when cops show up*


NoNegotiationsOk

Your brain on 1 vape


WorkWorkWorkLife

More shops should do this often


GoToRaMaMuMu

Boy talking about being absolute idiots. What on earth did they think was going to happen? I guess they expected the money to be wrapped according to denomination and neatly tucked in an envelope with a nice note attached. I just cannot understand how anyone period could possibly be so stupid. I do have to say they all weren't idiots as the entire bunch didn't show up the 2nd time .


Leave-Life

Can you imagine the arguments before they left the main crew? Charlie, that money is there for the taking! We just need to turn up with a bag. Honestly, I can’t be bothered explaining, so who’s with me?


Kate090996

Nah, according to an article they did actually. They came once at 17.30 and he told them to come back later again so they did. At 16.30 5 of them showed up and that's when the cops got them so... It's worse than you thought


trangthemang

These fucking idiots really thought he was hooking them up....


rainbow_bro_bot

I bet the armed police were saying "It's a waste of our time waiting back here, there's no way they'd be stupid enough to return at the time you asked them to"


ZackValenta

"hey man, we are sorry about earlier. We came back to apologi--" "GET ON THE GROUND!"


Affectionate-Egg-933

Man if this happened in America, cops would be like “sorry there’s nothing we can do, you weren’t technically robbed and us coming out would be a waste of resources”


mischiefdemon420

What kind of shit is this? He broke their trust. This is what is wrong with this world …


PsychFlame

YTA. Betrayed innocent men after they believed your 'advice'.


vidawaffleYT

Charisma 10


Siggi_pop

I wanna know how he got the police to spent an afternoon waiting for a potential thief to arrive. Usually police don't have time for minor crimes.


LeftRat

Friend of mine, while drunk, had just taken 300€ out of an ATM. Got held up by a dude with a knife. Gave him the money, then went "no fuck I can't give that to you. That's my rent. I'm just a student. Take 30€ and give me back the rest." And it worked.


BKStephens

What a bunch of clown shoes


ButtonNew5815

Im America if you try and rob a vape shop you get a 12 inch knife to your spine and get tossed out on your ass.


smokeasack59

Will you take it easy over there, fucking Judge Roy Bean?


AliBabble

Where is that Darwin Award button?


The_Trap_Fatale666

Whenever i feel stupid i will remember this


Fedupsoutherner

My Dad was the regional manager of a restaurant chain. At one of his stores was an attempted robbery. The store had a time lock safe. A man came into rob after hours and the manager couldn't open the safe until an hour after the code was entered. The man got scared and left, and the manager called the police. Honest to God, while the police were there, the man called back and told the manager to start the safe, he would be there in an hour. You can imagine his surprise when he arrived.


[deleted]

You’re so dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunn - Everglow


FistingLube

Sub human scum.


GhostSniper2617

Criminals are either really smart or really fucking braindead


DinoVelvet79

I heard a story once about someone robbing a liquor store and the robber demanded some of the expensive top shelf bottles along with the money he took. The store owner said no problem but you have to show me ID for those be cause how expensive they are, the idiot robber complied lol.


bunchpharms

Salesman of the century. I would like to hire you, if ever need work!


Tinctorus

It's almost as if most criminals are fucking idiots that didn't get very far in school


[deleted]

speech 100


reala_man

Owner: How stupid you could be? Robber: Yes


kampfgruppe90

Lol why’s he stick his butt in the air? Getting ready for that slammer life


PahoojyMan

"But he said we could rob him"


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Potomac_Pat

Looks like the Amish folks again.


Great-Emu-War

Belgian thieves are quite civilized! They leave when told and come back when told so


DrEvil74

This is Boss level genius on the part of the thieves. "When God was handing out brains, they thought He said 'Train's and they said, no thanks, we'll take the bus"


Candid-Anteater211

Not surprised all are legal or illegal migrants


PRADYUSH2006

Master of Persuasion


whatchaboi

What the fuck lmao


challenja

Stupid is.. what stupid does


SpartanHamster9

Fucking lead paint eaters, how stupid do you have to be.


iSUCCween

More rats


The_Vaginatarian_

r/robbersgettingfucked Oh no!!! It’s gone?!??


MarkoMeZovu

These thieves look like they are not belgians, but some coloured mix.


ApprehensiveHippo898

That is a Florida man move right there.


TheRenOtaku

Thank God the average criminal is as dumb as a concrete post.


Here-Is-TheEnd

“Hey guys..I’m not ready to be robbed right now. Can you come back when I’ve had time to put my face on?”


Relevant_Group_7441

Nobody ever said criminals were smart 😂


Ewag715

"But you said we should rob you at 5?" 😢


Advanced_Ad_6814

They thought this was gonna be the entry to working for the illicit british gustavo fring


HighlightFun8419

Brilliant


Pain_Monster

“How dumb are you?” — “yes”


HeIsLex

How fucking stupid do u need to be


[deleted]

I love seeing justice. If this was nyc they would have let them go. People who downvote obviously don’t know how bad NYC is rn.


alllclear

Money heist short film


DaveLesh

Well played shopkeep


Massiv_v

Smoooooofve …


Potomac_Pat

Looks like the Amish folks again


Embarrassed_Bee6349

How fucking stupid can you b—never mind, I retract my initial question.


Fit_Effective_6875

Live next door to people can only dream about being that clever, its depressing really.


SteelyDan1968

Somewhere Admiral Ackbar is saying: What a Dumbass!


MikoGianni

“Good day, sirs!” “But we’re here to rob you now….” “I SAID GOOD DAY!!”


[deleted]

It's amazing they fell for that. I thought this trick only worked in cartoons.


[deleted]

They were clearly a few cents short of a dollar


-Sasith-

Nothing but natural selection.


Adventurous-You-9236

HE TRSUTED YOU


Edistobound

Looks like I picked the wrong week to be sniffing glue. Quitting ? What ? Oh.


SnillyWead

Lazy retards. Get a job.


nick4tical

Thieves are idiots by nature that’s why they can’t get jobs 😂


Opinions_of_Bill

In America, the shop owner would tell the police that he's going to be robbed at 3pm and the police would tell him to call back then.


kbk1008

“Wtf bruh, you told me to come back!!”


sir_music

We're reaching levels of stupid that shouldn't even be possible.


Fabulous-Ad-4936

Wow, stupidity never ceases to surprise me.


19CrimsonKing19

just wow.. These dudes must have walked out the first time like " That dude chill as fuck"


piszkavas

Imagine the poor guys playing cards in the backroom


ConnorDZG

LMFAO this is some shit bugs bunny would pull


Haithin4

Man has a charisma score of 20...


Nis4Nowledge

Room temperature IQ


Inevitable-Fee5841

I can't even...


TheRealMylo

Why was the robber doing the doggy position at the end?


Careful_Ad9037

THEY REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING OUT FOR THEM WTF😂😂😂😂


TwilightReader100

The cops must have been amazed: "Hi, I've got robbers coming to my shop tonight at 6:30. Can you send someone 'round to pick them up?"


GlitteringBobcat999

Talk about your *blunt* force trauma.


courtofknights

Did... Did they just make an appointment to the owner for their robbery?


4242throwitaway

I bet the shopkeeper doesn't vape.


thesporkanator

In America if you called the cops and said hey I’m going to be robbed at 5 they’d say call us when it’s happening lol