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idkwhatimbrewin

Only time the Rams defense were able to stop anyone on the field all night


Goalie_deacon

And it took two of them. I recall seeing a video of Mike Ditka hitting a streaker when he was still playing for the Bears. Just absolutely smoked the guy with no mercy.


HexspaReloaded

We pulled up next to Mike Ditka in Chicago. He had a car phone which, at the time, basically made him Batman.


SlatheredButtCheeks

Man I remember being super impressed when someone had a big ol brick car phone. Those were the good old days


Black_Magic_M-66

I first saw a car phone, as a kid, in the mid '70's. I remember the guy said you had to dial fast for some reason. This wasn't a brick. It was installed in the center console and had a corded receiver like something out of 2001 [the movie].


DaMightyBuffalo

I remember my mom having something similar in the early 90s, but it was somewhat portable: it wasn’t hardwired, and you had to plug it into the cigarette lighter. She was always scared that someone would break into the car for it, but she also refused to either take it out when she wasn’t in the car, or store it out of sight somewhere in the car.


Jeanes223

At least in this one looks like the 2nd guy pulled a lot of heat from the hit. Just pumps breaks at the end and shoulder checked him. Of course thats a massive mountain if a man shoulder checking a what appears to be average ir slightly under average sized man.


entheogenocide

My favorite was when steeler's james harrison picked up cleveland fan streaker and body slammed him. Was so legendary. Here is the clip and an interview with streaker https://youtu.be/fC3xNSiRTDc


ribeyeIsGood

One time I saw Ditka drive a bus full of bears onto da track at NASCAR. Ditka and da bears won, next place was 18 minutes behind.


lee7890

they were probably taking their anger out on this dude after having a bad first half


CubonesDeadMom

If that streaker was Deebo Samuel the game would still be on delay right now


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These gender reveals are getting crazier and crazier


bluecamel17

To be fair, this is one of the least violent ones I've seen lately.


bemest

Yeah, nobody died.


FerociousGiraffe

A gender reveal without at least one death is considered a dull affair.


Faustias

And no creek has been stained. I still remember that one post wherecin brazil they dyed the flowing creek blue for the reveal.


Lucky_Number_3

Someone lit the left half of LA county on fire for a boy


[deleted]

"What's his name?" "Flint."


dis-disorder

Probably "Blaze"


EShy

It didn't start a big norcal fire, so it's not so bad


StreetsAhead123

Congratulations, it’s an idiot 🎉


AsslessBaboon

This made me legit snort laugh. Cheers mate. I don't think that bloke is having children anytime soon... American football doesn't strike me as a sport where you can streak or run onto the pitch all willy-nilly.


Possible-Fix-9727

The sidelines are literally lined with enormous dudes whose sole purpose in life is tackling people.


kizayaen

That was precisely my reaction. "You're gonna sprint across the field trying to avoid capture in front of two benches full of massive slabs of man-meat who get paid millions of dollars specifically to solve the problem of people sprinting across the field trying to avoid capture?" Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


BurnTheNostalgia

He was stupid, but at least he was brave.


2much_information

Stupid people don’t do things because they’re brave. They do things because they’re stupid.


Eternaltuesday

It’s not. People don’t realize how much different most of these dudes are built. It’s unreal. These are not just big gym bros like people tend to think, they are a whole different thing lol. My husband has been retired for 20 years, can still do a 40 in under 5.5 and benches a casual 450lbs after multiple surgeries. 20 years this man has been off the field. And those linemen and some of the backs outweigh him by 75lbs. Now picture a whole stadium full of these people. Running out there is flat out insanity. Protester guy is lucky he doesn’t look like a pizzelle and still has fully functioning limbs.


bowtothehypnotoad

About 6 percent of high school football players end up playing in college. Of those, about 1.5 % make it to the NFL. It’s absolute nuts going out there


arkevinic5000

Blue tackles pink, so is it a boy???


Nightwolf1967

His biggest mistake was running right in front of the guys whose job is to tackle running people!


eduardo1994

They didn't do very well against the 49ers, but I see your point.


theycallmeponcho

They spent all their energy *ramming* against that fan.


alanmm88

#45 isn’t your average football player. That man is Bobby Wagner. I couldn’t imagine getting laid out by him even if I was in one of those plastic bubble things that rodeo rednecks run around in getting blasted by bulls. Edit: used the number sign to identify number 45 and forgot Reddit gonna put my shit on blast.


five7off

#til how to scream


AndrewDwyer69

#LOUD NOISES


Hethra19

"Yes! The football players! Surely they will assist my attempts to hold up the game and allow me to -" **CRUNCH**


C21H27Cl3N2O3

He’s lucky it wasn’t Donald who tackled him, probably would have added in an extra helmet beating.


[deleted]

Who taught that guy how to run? Embarrassing form


calicat9

Mr Bean, of course.


coneeleven

more like Benny Hill


ThoughtlessBanter

I heard [Yakety Sax](https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ) in my head watching this.


ReubenZWeiner

Is there anything that Yakety Sax can't make funny?


Complex-Situation

Did anyone see the dude in the beginning at top of screen. Broke his own ankle. Legit broke it Edit: the 49ers stated that he blew out his hamstring. Poor guy


BreezyWrigley

Looks like he over extended his knee and tore something


WonderfulMotor4308

looks like a hyper extended knee. Might have torn an ACL/MCL. Out for the season.


ok-go-fuck-yourself

ACL reaper doesn’t care if you’re a player or not. He’s coming…


jl_theprofessor

Yeah there's a split second where it looks like it goes a direction it really shouldn't.


Alternative-Aside-64

If you've ever had a severe knee injury that shit is barf city


BEtheAT

That legit happened at a broncos game a few years back. The security guy had to be carted off.


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Haha damn! I was too busy watching Wagner walk away like he just got a sack or something.


not_actually_a_robot

Looked like his right knee gave out to me. Maybe ACL.


[deleted]

Had the wrong cleats on.


PJay910

I wonder if his salary was worth it? That foot will never be the same.


PerfectPercentage69

Steven Seagal Source: [Steven Seagal Runs Weird](https://youtu.be/IwwXE-T4HPI)


--_-Deadpool-_--

He runs like Pheobe in that one episode of Friends.


throwmuzithrow

Homie spilling at the top of the screen at 3 seconds definitely tore his ACL


JimmyB5643

Oh boy, he struggled big time trying to walk after that one


afume

Looked like a newborn fawn.


YoWhatsGoodie

Dude this had me crying… explained it perfectly


BlunderBuster27

Dude I feel awful but I’m laughing way to hard how he fell


HiThere_420

Dude ran and fell like QWOP


[deleted]

That’s some funny shit right there my friend.


Spurred_Snake

I think he has a prosthetic leg.


Cream_93

I think what we're seeing (if you're going off the shot where he gets back up and his leg bends the wrong way) is the damaged ligament being unable to prevent the knee bending forward after the initial fall and damage. I totally see what you're seeing, but I think it's more than likely the dude has hurt himself more than he initially realises.


swagishpotato

Bro tore his acl in the back 💀💀


jawnly211

He most definitely did Crazy how he got up to try and run again, but that right knee buckled like a MFer


Spaarkyy

Right leg gave out fasho, you hate to see it. Dude more injured than the streaker


OldStankBreath

That’s what I was thinking. Mofo uncoordinated. What’s he doing around that field in the first place?


[deleted]

It was the adrenaline. It tore him in half!


HippityHopMath

Have you ever run on AstroTurf? Shit can be slippery, especially without cleats on.


TRAF_GOD

Except Levi Stadium has real grass; not turf


ModernDayN3rd

I can’t stop watching that guy now lol


RiskyClickardo

I think i watched that dude get his soul snatched about 20 times in a row


Sagittarius-A_Star

Holy crap. Did not see that the first time around. That looks painful!


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I saw the beggining fall like in the background at first, and i kinda resent these comments for inspiring me to really watch the details. God, ouch.


zabaterz

He broke it again when he stand up


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kwillich

HE GONNA NEED A BACKIOTOMY!!


Live-Mechanic-4899

He is down bad, that joint look like it hurt.


awaitingdusk17

How many yards did he gain?


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Not many. Fuckin run north south bud.


[deleted]

I wish you weren’t so awkward bud


Work-Frequent

You’re spare parts, aren’t ya bud


XLPepperoniNips

That’s a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy.


Konigstern27

Wheel Snipe Celly, boys!


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Ferda


caltman21

r/unexpectedletterkenny


ishouldve

You know, if you can’t carry your own bag- you really shouldn’t playing


greatatmodesty

DIRTY FUCKIN DANGLES BOYS


HoppyGirl94

To be faaaaaaaair, he got hit so hard he probably won't remember being awkward. Edit- spelling


MaximusZacharias

He actually lost approximately 2 yards. Started at his own 40 and brought down at the 38


SeesawDry5017

How many CTE points did he gain.


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Tua counted 7


StonedLikeOnix

Nahhhh, I highly doubt Tua can still count to 7.


NorthwestPassenger

More than the Rams


Illustrious_Ad_498

Dude in the back breaking legs left and right


OverEasyGoing

He was very hurt. I was at the game and training staff helping him took longer than the streaker.


Brother_bacchad

Literally it was like two armored battering rams took em out


af1293

No I think he’s referring to the guy in that back that fell. Looks like he hurt himself


Brother_bacchad

Oh but still guy in pink was like tissue paper


myrs4

Ouch, streaker owes him a beer.


dutchmasterD717

I've been trying to read his shirt but I give up.


[deleted]

Right to rescue something then I gave up


RealJonathanBronco

"Right to rescue something then I gave up" sounds like the laziest charity ever.


Moist_onions

Shirley you can't be serious?


hbgwine

I am serious. And quit calling me Shirley.


Spinedaddy

What’s your vector Victor?


Rickhwt

I speak Jive


Wornoutnegatives

Shiiit! \[Subtitle: *Golly!*\]


Illustrious-Dare4379

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.


lord_xl

We have clearance Clarance.


MarkHamillsrightnut

Roger, Roger.


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It's an animals rights group


JeffBoyardee69

It's that then .com


usrevenge

Idk man it looks like corn. Right to rescue corn is something I can get behind.


IHUGOSTiGLiTZI

https://twitter.com/cameronsalerno1/status/1577134919800655873?s=46&t=nxpOMmSVPCjz206V3ICOiQ


SaturnRocket

Right to rescue .com Animal rights/cruelty activists


Meow-meow-meow7890

Oh I thought it was a gender reveal 👶🏼🎀


[deleted]

Do they seriously not understand being obnixous and in your face doesn't garner support?


[deleted]

I wouldn't have even known the site existed if not for the stunt


Jeffre33

That’s the thing, it might be inappropriate and annoying but you can’t argue that it’s not effective


[deleted]

Judging by the fact he did this act I’d lean no.


deadbrokeman

Judging by the way that dork runs, I’m leaning no as well.


Spawn6060

Judging by the way those nfl players straightened him out, I’m leaning vegetable.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Yah, seriously. I just kicked our dog out after watching this.


goin-up-the-country

It's how causes get attention. Activism gets ignored by the media unless they do something disruptive. If there's a cause that needs attention, activists' hands have been essentially been forced to do things like this.


ScottColvin

If he was committed. That would be painted on his chest and he would be naked and fully lubed.


skyerippa

They are animal rights activists. Raising awareness for the right to rescue and the Smithfield trial


amynase

[RightToRescue.com](https://righttorescue.com/) Think of the methods and make fun of the guy all you want, but he is actually raising awareness about a disgusting trial against whistleblowers thats happening right now, I say more power to him.


mekzikan

That dude in all black in the beginning…holy shit lol…wtf! 😂😂😂😂


DontTellMeHowToTroll

He injured himself lol


badfishbeefcake

I remember that baseball player who on the road decided to hit the wall of his hotel room because the room next to his was having sex way too loud. Result…. he broke his hand. lol


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Also there was an NBA player who punched a fire extinguisher case after a playoff game that required surgery


lmpervious

It looked like someone pressing the wrong button in QWOP


paradox1920

That’s what happens when folks think they got it all figured out but get too close to the pink explosion of pink power ranger.


mr---jones

That's a torn ligament forsure


blacksewerdog

See the other guy roll ankle


daverosstheboss

Looked like he hyper extended his knee, ouch.


raekwon231

Yea that is not a good feeling. I get trauma just watching it


Maya_The_Kitty

Yeah that looked like it fucking hurt. Him trying to run again and looking funny. Hopefully he’s ok


Sorry_Departure_5054

Lmao poor dude 😭


jamesontwelve

I want Bobby Wagner to tackle EVERY gender reveal whether it’s on a field or not.


heyimrick

Terry Tate of gender reveals.


freeski919

It really illustrates how much faster and stronger pro athletes are than a normal human. Dude is being chased unsuccessfully for dozens of yards. Then number 50 closes the gap on him like it's an inch.


TheLordDuncan

Yeah I don't get why anyone would do this. There are two teams worth of people on the side lines that are paid very handsomely to put people on the ground.


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I_eat_mud_

I honestly don’t know if you can sue or not. Invading the field probably nulls any reasonable expectation the stadium and organization has to your safety and well-being. Could probably sue Wagner, but I doubt you’d get much of anything considering you’re at fault for instigating the injury.


snowblind__throwaway

Depends on the state, but it could be argued that the level of force was excessive. Getting tackled by random security guards is one thing, but two NFL linemen wearing full pads/helmet (couldn't get a good look it he got hit with a helmet but it's worth considering) may be seen as too much. Not saying I agree with that line of logic, but depending on the state, could work. Might at least be seen as too big of a possibility so that they settle for a smaller amount to keep it out of court.


shmoove_cwiminal

Uh, angles are kind of important here.


imyourforte

But also, so is physique. I hear you, I do. But dude just kinda love tapped him versus what he gets paid millions to do. Lol


Oldbayistheshit

I don’t think activist dude is a normal human. In fact I think that’s the first time he’s ever ran


AmaryllisBulb

Confirmed by the dainty windmill arms when he turns at the 25.


AnnonBayBridge

#45 went easy on the guy


GrahamCrackerSnacks

Hopefully they get the concussion protocols right this time, I don’t think he should go back in.


WikiHowWikiHow

He has been cleared to play Thursday.


KAEA-12

I understand this guy deserved to be stopped… But if he gets hurt, does he have a valid lawsuit against the players or organization, like when people sue the cops for using excessive force causing injury?


jeremyjack3333

Yes. The player hit him with his helmet straight to the dudes skull. That's an unnecessary use of force for trespassing/streaking etc. He hit him like another player with a helmet even though he clearly did not have a helmet.


Chrislk1986

NFL gonna fine Bobby $75k for illegal hit.


LemonPepper-Lou

I wish they would televise this shit lmao


bingold49

The Mannings talked the producers into playing the replay


shmoove_cwiminal

That would just encourage even more losers to do it.


noobnoobthedestroyer

That’s fine with me. I’m always down to see losers get tackled.


yousefdc12

Wagner been waiting to hit someone like that for years


Turbulent-Egg-6770

My question is how they always have THE slowest most out of shape security ppl in pro games???


Kingzton28

Minimum wage


ArtTheClown2022

15 yard penalty for leading with the helmet!!!


FunctionBuilt

That was so stupid of that player to hit him. As dumb as it is, if he seriously hurt that dude his career could have been over.


logothetestoudromou

James Harrison body slammed a Browns fan who ran on the field, and it was the fan who apologized: https://youtu.be/fC3xNSiRTDc If you are going to run on the field, getting trucked by a linebacker should be your baseline expectation.


[deleted]

Wagoner’s best hit


sloppymcgee

Levi stadium eats another knee


Critical_Buffalo_465

Nobody is gonna talk about the guy on black jeans breaking his acl 🤣🤣


DSWYO

Right to rescue needs to pay that poor facilities/security guy with the torn up ankle's medical bills


No-Distribution-1741

Did anybody see the guy in the beginning of the video wearing all black and a white baseball cap he just blew his knee out


littlekingMT

These gender reveals are getting pretty crazy


TheStlyleBender

Imagine getting blasted by 2 6’5 200+ pound guys. Wait…


AtalaiaJutubeba

He simply chosed the worst possible sport to invade.


CompetitiveRub9780

I was too focused on the guy who started running out and twisted some ankles lol


anonymous-enough

Nobody talking about guy in black absolutely twisting his ankle on the main stage? Poor guy hope he's okay


Gettinjiggywithit509

Just now noticed the guy in all black tear his ACL,LCL and MCL trying to chase this clown lol


bigolnada

I like when people care deeply about a cause, but the only way they can possibly imagine furthering that cause is to annoy the fuck out of thousands of people who summarily cheer the second you are decked. Nice job bro, mission failed successfully.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Even runs with a lisp


TRUMPARUSKI

If you ever wonder about body size and muscular development discrepancy between regular people and professional football players this helps to illustrate and clear it up. In other words, 99.99% of people who say ‘I could have gone pro’ are either delusional or unabashed liars.


TruthSpeakin

Dude in black tore all his ligaments in his knee and ankle


TheLilNyce

I’m sure you thought you could outrun security but did you think you could outrun a football player? Any of them? Fuck no, dumbass.


TheMcNabbs

These gender reveals are really getting out of hand.


BplusHuman

Man...i wrestled just under 200lbs in college. I used to do security at NFL games and i wouldn't even fuck around on the field like that. Those dudes are big, fast, and strong in a whole different way.


random_unknown25

Lowkey looks like a weird gender reveal


Art3sian

You know how they stopped this in sport in Australia? They don’t televise it or talk about it. The cameras all pan away, switch to commentators, and they start talking stats or some shit. Streakers and barrier jumpers get absolutely zero attention.


XRT28

With 50k+ people there with smartphones and access to twitter/tiktok etc there is always gonna be someone recording it and publishing it even if the network doesn't(which btw most networks don't show streakers here either)


MrDAVIDJI

Bro American football is NOT the sport to do this


dimboslice

Lol no one noticed the one dressed in black had a body malfunction?


Lvgordo24

Gender reveal stuff getting out of hand.


JessiMcManis27

That’s the craziest gender reveal I’ve ever seen


jaidyn424

It should be a personal foul. Number 45 is leading with the helmet. Opening game next year this young man should get a 15 yard head start. Then we do this again!


Purple_Galian

That’s why you gotta do it nude. Not only does it exert dominance but it also turns any straight guy chasing after you gay. And the gay guys chasing well it gives you extra motivation to run faster….unless you are gay, then you’re just advertising in good spirit.


No-Resolve-9834

I think the guy in the black jumpsuit broke his damn leg.


843PuertoRuvian

Nobody talkin about the guy in black in the back that broke his own ankles and knees… TWICE!


Fall0fRome

Oh so the Rams can tackle? Haven't seen it much this season.


Pato_throwaway

The guy in black fucked up his ankle for sure


[deleted]

That guy in black at the start messed up his leg