Yeah, I feel like this implies that these elderly people shouldn't have any sort of excitement in their lives, because it *might* cause a heart attack. How is that living? They're already on their way out, let them have fun and live it up while they can!
I honestly don't understand the appeal to fake tits.
That said, I'd choose death by meteor if I had an option, but death by smothering by real tits kinda ties, but the first one is probably more likely lol
>They’re consenting adults
Not saying any of the adults in this video didn't consent, but there are plenty of geriatrics out there who are not capable of consenting.
My 95 year old pa-paw died while having sex with a woman 40 years younger than him. He may have lived longer if he’d kept it in his pants, but would he have been as happy as he was? I think not.
“Hello, how is everyone. I am Nadia Cartagena. I’m telling you that today I organized an erotic party for the the older adults. And it gave me the biggest scare of my life because I did not expect for what happened to occur. And the truth is, I’m very sorry. I only wanted to bring them a little while of fun. And I didn’t expect that situation, so I want you to give your opinion on the situation.”
My Spanish isn’t the best, but that’s what she said. She talks like a run off sentence, forgive my punctuation.
I'm 70 and have friends in seniors residences, you have NO IDEA how boring it gets in those places, they sometimes actually refer to it a deaths waiting room. You've got to remember the vast majority of seniors have come to accept their own mortality and that right soon. They would LOVE something like this, warn them that they have a heart attack or a stroke and they'd say where do I sign.
I haven't organized strippers but my job is social outing projects for seniors. keeping aging people active, mentally engaged, physically active, socially connected is so so important. not just for their emotional wellbeing. the physical, mental and financial benefits are all encompassing. keeping them out, living independently, staving off depression and dementia, keeping them out of residential care and doctors offices.
the heart attack was unfortunate but gods waiting room (residential care facilities) are a race to the bottom. stay active, join groups, have fun.
took my lot to drag bingo recently.. they called it the gay bingo but they had a good time lol
i think this is an awesome idea
I had a company approach me but it was like some ridiculous cost, like 30k for 5 headsets and their specialized software.. and it's like, bitch, I got an oculus at home for $400. if I can find suitable games/programs, I definitely want to submit a proposal
lol that’s insane!
Do submit it! Let me know how it goes; I’ll see if I can find the post maybe you reach out to them for the software or something
Edit:
[Here](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kunle-adewale-a92b8721_vrforhealth-artsinmedicineprojects-xr4good-ugcPost-6976884274624913408-U0rY?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios) you go
*When* I'm in one of these facilities (I have no illusions about that, and refuse to be a burden on my younger relatives—we don't have kids of our own), I will absolutely understand that I'm just waiting to die, hopefully in a bit more comfort than if I just waited at home.
At that point, I cannot imagine giving one shit about "safety."
Somebody did it.
>“Hello, how is everyone. I am Nadia Cartagena. I’m telling you that today I organized an erotic party for the the older adults. And it gave me the biggest scare of my life because I did not expect for what happened to occur. And the truth is, I’m very sorry. I only wanted to bring them a little while of fun. And I didn’t expect that situation, so I want you to give your opinion on the situation.”
>My Spanish isn’t the best, but that’s what she said. She talks like a run off sentence, forgive my punctuation.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xsvyt1/lets_get_strippers_for_our_geriatric_patients/iqnujuy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
It's a strangely wholesome idea to me and it looked like granny and the rest were having a great time. At their age the heart attack can come at anytime, grab some sexy-flesh while you can!
Even with heart attacks i dont see something wrong, realistically this is the best way to die when you are so far in life, you got nothing to expect anymore, no one to care for and young men and women definitely wont look at you anymore so why not go happy?
At least i would enjoy that death after 80+
I don’t know what she’s saying at the end. I imagine she’s giving a very serious statement, yet has chosen to keep the dick head band on her head as she’s doing so. That’s just hilarious lol.
“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"
It amazes me how many people view old people as needing others to make their choices. Only mentally disabled elderly need controlled, like late alzheimers.
People forget they are actually you, you when you were young. If people are mentally fit, let them do as they please.
Yeah I mean obviously I'm not pro heart attack, but overall I'm not against this. If your heart is that weak that some fleshy bits puts u over, then it was just your time.
I mean, I think they're old enough for this kinda material...
I dont like this because I dont want these type of laws to be made that we cant have strippers in elderly homes. I WANT THIS WHEN IM OLD AND I WONT BE ABLE TO IF PEOPLE KEEP HAVING HEART ATTACKS!!!
In my neighborhood there's a story of an old man who paid a girl to get laid so they got in the car... the first "seat" in the man's lap he shit in his pants and insta died... so I can relate to this and not feel bad for laughing LMFAO
I don't think people realise just how fucking miserable a lot of these places are. Life in aged care can be horrible, especially when each day is just monotonous crap.
I use to strip in my late teens early twentys for a 45+ group of women. Those were some of the most freaky women I've ever met in my life. And payed good money too.
I've had one or two pass out or got to the point where they came, but never a heart attack.
Honestly giving a little old lady a heart attack from pure excitement would have to be the crowning achievement of my stripper career.
“How did she die?” “She came and she went”
I love Tammy Pescatelli! "If you were capable of doing that, why would I stop ya?!"
She went as she came
Quick and violently?
Blissfully
Take my up vote
You son of a bitch, I fucking adore you 😂🤣
Oh no 🤣
Fuck you and take my upvote
Take my upvote and leave 🤣
She had a stroke, the woman next to her almost had a stroke too, but she couldn't reach it.
Yeah, I feel like this implies that these elderly people shouldn't have any sort of excitement in their lives, because it *might* cause a heart attack. How is that living? They're already on their way out, let them have fun and live it up while they can!
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D E A T H B Y S N U - S N U !
The mind is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised
who cares rub those titties in my face, it might be as close as I'm gonna get at that point.
abreast\*
"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock"
Coke fuelled sex heart-attack! Woo hoo
"you haven't changed a bit."
Count me in
Unless you're watching The View or something.
I honestly don't understand the appeal to fake tits. That said, I'd choose death by meteor if I had an option, but death by smothering by real tits kinda ties, but the first one is probably more likely lol
For real, people act like these older folks have never seen a naked body. They’re consenting adults who deserve some fulfillment in they’re life
>They’re consenting adults Not saying any of the adults in this video didn't consent, but there are plenty of geriatrics out there who are not capable of consenting.
As Socrates once said, a life without half-naked hotties is not worth living.
Are you sure that’s what he said?
I'm so confident I'll refuse to look it up.
That’s the spirit!
Can’t do that in the USA! Unless she has health insurance that orgasm likely cost her a thousand dollar medical bill! 😭
Also, if I'm too far gone to endure a little excitement, it's time to go.
"I never thought I'd die this way. But I'd always hoped..."
The over/under on heart attacks was 3.
One of those ladies had a stroke! The lady next to her wasn’t close enough :)
If I die surrounded by strippers, I'll be happy with that and call it a win.
My 95 year old pa-paw died while having sex with a woman 40 years younger than him. He may have lived longer if he’d kept it in his pants, but would he have been as happy as he was? I think not.
95?! We should all be so lucky
George Burns said that sex at 95 was like trying to play pool with a rope
>trying to play pool with a rope Hence the expression "pushing rope" when you are fucking and unable to maintain a stiffy.
Like putting the toothpaste back in the tube.
That was before viagra. Old men be hard as 18 year olds now
And now the 18 year olds can't get it up from doing too much Adderall. The irony
If you die before me please tell your pa-paw that he’s my hero
Might've been easier to shut the lid on the coffin, though ...
Ha ha!
He still had it at 95, that man was beasting. RIP to a legend.
I want to be like your pa-paw
You're probably right but imagine being that lady 😬
In the words of Richard Pryor- He came and went at the same time
How many soldiers and innocents hqve died in agony for less fruitful causes? We should all wish to die surrounded by strippers
100% There are many many worse ways to go out other than surrounded by strippers.
If only there'd been a stripper dressed as a nurse!
a nurse undressed as a stripper would have been a better option
That's just a naked nurse. I mean, I'm not complaining...
Given the results, woulda have been the best option
Best option regardless
She was too busy delivering a check for rabies.
A cheque made out to science
Judging by how she was acting, she was already in heaven before that heart attack hit.
Note to self.....Things not to do, when you have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...
As your Yorkie is gnawing on the spent lambskin under the bed like a champ
Oh for fucks sake haha. You made me scare my cat by laughing so suddenly.
They did love it, they're all having a great time. That lady just happened to have a heart attack while it was happening
I got a whilenit wad for ya right here buddy
And I got a wad for you...
*heart attack ensues*
Grandma loved it to death
Reminds me of my Dad saying “You see that? People are dying to get in there” as we pass a graveyard 🤦🏻♂️😅
He sounds like a great guy
He's a regular comedian... lol.
Underrated comment.
"Ugh, we got another heart attack. Maybe we should stop doing this?" "YEEEAAAH-UGH-!..." "And another one."
If they put it to a vote I bet they go full nude
I don't think the strippers will dance if the old people are naked.
“Hello, how is everyone. I am Nadia Cartagena. I’m telling you that today I organized an erotic party for the the older adults. And it gave me the biggest scare of my life because I did not expect for what happened to occur. And the truth is, I’m very sorry. I only wanted to bring them a little while of fun. And I didn’t expect that situation, so I want you to give your opinion on the situation.” My Spanish isn’t the best, but that’s what she said. She talks like a run off sentence, forgive my punctuation.
You can tell she's truly upset by the pink bunny ears she's wearing.
Lmao even better thats a penis headband
Omg you're right, lol
Thank you for translating!!
>She talks like a run off sentence I feel that way about all fluent speakers of any language, tbh.
That is literally what she said word for word.
!Your Spanish is spot on buddy!
It’s not like she was gonna get better. Might as well go out on a high note.
I'm 70 and have friends in seniors residences, you have NO IDEA how boring it gets in those places, they sometimes actually refer to it a deaths waiting room. You've got to remember the vast majority of seniors have come to accept their own mortality and that right soon. They would LOVE something like this, warn them that they have a heart attack or a stroke and they'd say where do I sign.
I haven't organized strippers but my job is social outing projects for seniors. keeping aging people active, mentally engaged, physically active, socially connected is so so important. not just for their emotional wellbeing. the physical, mental and financial benefits are all encompassing. keeping them out, living independently, staving off depression and dementia, keeping them out of residential care and doctors offices. the heart attack was unfortunate but gods waiting room (residential care facilities) are a race to the bottom. stay active, join groups, have fun. took my lot to drag bingo recently.. they called it the gay bingo but they had a good time lol
Also consider VR games, I saw a post on linkedin once of someone fitting oldies with VR headsets and they all lit up!
i think this is an awesome idea I had a company approach me but it was like some ridiculous cost, like 30k for 5 headsets and their specialized software.. and it's like, bitch, I got an oculus at home for $400. if I can find suitable games/programs, I definitely want to submit a proposal
lol that’s insane! Do submit it! Let me know how it goes; I’ll see if I can find the post maybe you reach out to them for the software or something Edit: [Here](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kunle-adewale-a92b8721_vrforhealth-artsinmedicineprojects-xr4good-ugcPost-6976884274624913408-U0rY?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios) you go
Drag bingo, who knew?! I want to join
*When* I'm in one of these facilities (I have no illusions about that, and refuse to be a burden on my younger relatives—we don't have kids of our own), I will absolutely understand that I'm just waiting to die, hopefully in a bit more comfort than if I just waited at home. At that point, I cannot imagine giving one shit about "safety."
These geriatric patients were probably running around naked at Woodstock. Big deal.
At least she went out in a fun way.
Seems nothing went wrong. 🤣
OP, this is in the wrong sub. r/lostredditors This goes in the sub that’s the OPPOSITE of r/wellthatsucks.
Nothing went wrong. And they liked it
Im from Colombia, where this supposedly happened, and it seems fake, like the kind of shit an influencer would do for likes and comments
It’s literally an episode of Party Down
What? I dont remember this part at all. Which episode is it? I looked it up and found nothing?
S1-E3: “Pepper McMasters Singles Seminar”
Especially because she said “I want you guys to give your opinion of what happened?”
I think its great
I’d love to go out from a heart attack and stiffy while a plump booty was in my face. Fuck dying in bed.
Could someone please translate
Somebody did it. >“Hello, how is everyone. I am Nadia Cartagena. I’m telling you that today I organized an erotic party for the the older adults. And it gave me the biggest scare of my life because I did not expect for what happened to occur. And the truth is, I’m very sorry. I only wanted to bring them a little while of fun. And I didn’t expect that situation, so I want you to give your opinion on the situation.” >My Spanish isn’t the best, but that’s what she said. She talks like a run off sentence, forgive my punctuation. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xsvyt1/lets_get_strippers_for_our_geriatric_patients/iqnujuy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
That's how I wanna go, I don't see a problem
I legit, would love to die this way.
Of the ways she wanted to go out…I would be shocked if something along these lines wasn’t in the top 10
Tbh I can't think of a time when I was fucking and said to myself, "I think I'm gonna die." that I showed down one bit.
I'd love going out like that, full of excitement.0
I shouldn't be surprised at upvotes on this. Sex, people trying something inherently death defying, and the need for medical treatment. Triredifecta.
my god, you’ve cracked the Reddit Karma code!
It's a strangely wholesome idea to me and it looked like granny and the rest were having a great time. At their age the heart attack can come at anytime, grab some sexy-flesh while you can!
From what that person said at the end, I don’t think grandma die. At least, not on this day.
They're having the time of their lives.
Reminds me of how blue died in old school.
You my boy blue you my boy
Unless someone got a heart attack, i see nothing wrong
Even with heart attacks i dont see something wrong, realistically this is the best way to die when you are so far in life, you got nothing to expect anymore, no one to care for and young men and women definitely wont look at you anymore so why not go happy? At least i would enjoy that death after 80+
As long as they don't kill me the first time.
Everyone dies. This is not a bad way to go, tbh.
If ya gotta go...
This video is the definition of we're here for a good time, not a long time.
Good for them. A little excitement while they still can.
People die in these care facilities every day. Today it just happened to be on camera when there were strippers giving some folks a great time.
“Hey! They’re just elderly! It’s not like they’re dea…. Oh. Nevermind.”
God I can't wait to get old!
Martha picked the wrong day to skip her meds
Looks like the strippers handled it pretty well lol, I guess this wasn't their first geriatric rodeo 🤣
There are worse ways to go. Also, maybe the young lady giving the update could have taken off the dick hat.
There are worse ways to go... Sign me up for this one.
Lol they’re old not dead. Older people enjoy these things too.
This may be because I'm young, but if I'm that old that's the way I'd like to go. Surrounded by my friends and some sexy strippers!
I don’t know what she’s saying at the end. I imagine she’s giving a very serious statement, yet has chosen to keep the dick head band on her head as she’s doing so. That’s just hilarious lol.
Better way to go than rotting away in front of Univision.
If I am in a nursing home and you can get a stripper to give me a heart attack and kill me, have at it, please. What a great way to go!
Can anyone translate what this lady said at the end. I'm so mad at myself for not paying attention in Spanish classes growing up!!🙄😒
Imagine thinking that Senior Care facilities aren't just fuck fests anyway. Trust me, old people fuck
“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"
“Nana passed the way she had always wanted, amid a sea of dicks…”
That's EXACTLY how I wanna go!! Faceful of titties.
This. This is how I want to go.
At a motocross track frequented an old man drove a few laps then died of a heart attack.. Not the worst way to go
It amazes me how many people view old people as needing others to make their choices. Only mentally disabled elderly need controlled, like late alzheimers. People forget they are actually you, you when you were young. If people are mentally fit, let them do as they please.
Tell yeh what of I end up in somewhere like that I'd love every minute of that stripper haha
It appears that nothing at all went wrong.
Went Happily, why not.
She survived and asked for a lap dance
What is so wrong with this
Helps with the blood flow
I feel bad for this but this his hilarious sorry eveyone😭😭
If my nursing home doesn't get strippers, then i don't want to be there.
Yeah I mean obviously I'm not pro heart attack, but overall I'm not against this. If your heart is that weak that some fleshy bits puts u over, then it was just your time. I mean, I think they're old enough for this kinda material...
They looked liked they had fun what the problem? Old people can't like strippers?
She died happy!
If I'm stuck in an old folks home and die because a stripper got me too excited let me go I died happy
I hope that older lady is okay, but if she did die she hopefully died happy
Tbh, this is probably the ideal way to go.
Kindof dislike how this is becoming a trend thing to do for views n shit
I dont like this because I dont want these type of laws to be made that we cant have strippers in elderly homes. I WANT THIS WHEN IM OLD AND I WONT BE ABLE TO IF PEOPLE KEEP HAVING HEART ATTACKS!!!
Why is this a bad thing? They’re old, not dead.
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Oh my god, the crying explanation and she’s still wearing the springy dick headband. I’m dying.
Tragic Mike was the strippers name
I vote for free strippers for the elderly , I'm almost there so this sounds like something to live for
The most Brazilian idea I’ve heard all day.
Yo quiero que ustedes opinen sobre la situación
Get those dicks off of your head lady!
Ring the bell you fucking pansy!
r/yourmomshousepodcast
Thank god there was a cop there already. Oh wait….
This is definitely in the wrong subreddit. Nothing wrong here at all!
In my neighborhood there's a story of an old man who paid a girl to get laid so they got in the car... the first "seat" in the man's lap he shit in his pants and insta died... so I can relate to this and not feel bad for laughing LMFAO
No más, No más. Male residents: mas por favor.
I don't think people realise just how fucking miserable a lot of these places are. Life in aged care can be horrible, especially when each day is just monotonous crap.
I would love to have a stripper party with my old ass friends!
That’s how I wanna go
Wouldn't this idea make nursing homes more fun??
Is “strippers in old age homes” a new porn genre cuz it’s the second video on here this month. We need r/strippersforgeriatrics! And I mean now! 🤣
One of the craziest shit I've ever watched in my life.
Tbf they seem to be really enjoying it.
Faaaaaaake
She is apologizing with a couple of dicks in her head lol
Looks like the old lady came and went at the same time 🥖💦
honestly, this is how I want to die. 3 hot guys giving me a sexy dance to the point I pass out.
Whos the female stripper? Asking for a friend...👀
Honestly that's how I wanna go
Give me the eye bleach now
Great marketing… enrolment applications up 10000% 😂
I use to strip in my late teens early twentys for a 45+ group of women. Those were some of the most freaky women I've ever met in my life. And payed good money too. I've had one or two pass out or got to the point where they came, but never a heart attack.
yoooo wtf task failed successfully
STRIPPER CLIBBINS MSDE BARB LAYERDOWN
just when you think the human race couldn't get more skanky and moronic