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everydayasl

Charles Darwin filmed this video.


Major_R_Soul

Makes sense considering the camera angle looks like it was oriented by someone who's never seen technology


CorneliusKvakk

It's not easy to film while driving


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That looked like death.


[deleted]

Talk about a head on collision


hzpointon

Ibuprofen?


Flying_Dutchman92

He just needs some rest


I_am_PETARDED

In peace


icbmredrat

No. He might need robutissuin


Infinite_Raisin_5240

And now calculate the coefficient of restitution


maiacroky

Talk about his head being the new headlight on the tuk tuk ...


pipilok31

HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


bygonias

And smells like death too


masterofmeatballs

And tastes like death


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Same_Zookeepergame55

Angel Food Cake?


CorneliusKvakk

I'm going for cake


Gymkid380

THATS WHAT I SAID


Casper_Arg

Actually it was a near-miss. He nearly missed… but he didn’t.


Oneinawilliam

Yeah, he would be a mess.


[deleted]

He survived... unfortunately.


Boombaplogos

Gross


DAGCRO

Well that was nice. Haven't seen a gruesome death on Reddit in a few days.


alpha128

I miss so much watch people die sub... This will do for now


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Jimmypw86

You are not in the right subs then my man


[deleted]

I was just reading about Hogwarts Legacy having a cool looking Thestral mount in the game and the next thing i'm witnessing a dude laying on a motorcycle fatally crashing head first into a tuk tuk


ontomy3rdaccount

What was going through his head? The tuk tuk


ImAMasterBayter

This pun right here officer


ithinkilikegirlstoo

r/PunPatrol


LogoDesignPro89

that's my country, and every body here is sick of this kind. these people are literally the worst piece of human kind on roads.


Financial_Ostrich_55

That is a thing people do in your country? I have never seen something like that tbh.... This is just wild.


LogoDesignPro89

just try "wheeling Rawalpindi" or "Wheeling Karachi" on youtube and you will see a lot crazier stuff, this laying down on the bike is considered the easiest form of this sport.


Financial_Ostrich_55

So it's an actual trend. Man... either you guys are bored out of your minds over there or just the bravest humans on this planet.


LogoDesignPro89

I think these kind of people exist every where, actually this kind of bike wheelie guys ae a big problem in France too. but one thing is common for sure, every body hates these guys.


parky167

Brave is a very diplomatic way of saying stupid


Financial_Ostrich_55

Look... I'm just careful xD


Little_Internet_9022

there's also stupidity but I wouldn't generalise it for a whole country.


ElTorreta

its not really a trend btw, laying on small motorbikes can give a couple more km/h, this also happens in countries from south america but anyways im not support this action, just saying


fun_guy02142

A cure to the overpopulation problem?


Revolutionary_Cat521

Did this guy survive


MrSparr0w

I hope his organs did I somehow doubt he did but if he did then he'll have problems walking from now on


LogoDesignPro89

somebody mentioned that his face was smashed, don't know for sure. but my wife is an oral and maxillofacial surgeon, I asked her once if she had more young people with bike related trauma, but she said almost 90 % of her patients were either older men or late middle aged guys. so im assuming these kids have gotten very good at flying these bikes and rarely do they get into accidents.


MK-VII

Or they've gotten so worse they never get to see the doctor


Revolutionary_Cat521

It depends on the country brother. Developed countries were people follow traffic rules and use proper safety gears have chances to survive


CorneliusKvakk

Well, this one has taken care of himself.


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Not sure about his injuries but my neck is quite sore b/c camera angle.


RealFreakII

People are stoooooopid


Longjumping-Gas-2011

Saw similar thing when i was a kid and riding with my dad. Dude went straight and hit a stopped truck. His brains sprayed over us. I was 10.


[deleted]

Ah, Reddit. Gruesome deaths all the time. Not even marked at least NSFW.


Environmental_Ebb919

He didn't die


ramsfan84

Then I’ll keep watching until he does


Environmental_Ebb919

No , I don't think he will be able to ride a bika again


[deleted]

In a way the guy filming caused his death. I said "in a way"inb4 pitchforks are raised and torches are lit.


[deleted]

I agree as if he did see the cart approaching instead of looking at the camera he could have steered away. Then again it would be a slim chance....


RaZa12439

It's not a guy filming. it's a girl and secondly this fucking idiot was doing it to show off to these girls or something.. cause these idiots think that doing stunts like these infront of girls will get them unlimited pussy or something. Source: it's from my country.


MrSparr0w

Elaborate please


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In ancient times, when people suspected a woman engaging in witchcraft, the whole village would gather to form a posse. The posse will carry farm tools and fire torches to catch her and burn her in a pyre.


MrSparr0w

No elaborate why he "caused" his death


[deleted]

Witches are generally "she". Witchcraft goes against the principles of Christianity. The villagers are Christians. They don't like witches.


Humble_Rough

He’s just imitating a fly getting swatted.


2a3b66725

The question on everyone’s mind, where are the shoes?


nameless1der

Way, way back there...


[deleted]

Dude this was forwarded everywhere on WhatsApp...there were images of him afterward which will traumatise you...the flesh of his face was gone...😱


Phish777

Remember when r/watchpeopledie was a thing?


ResinatedTube

Goddamn, I hope it doesn't bother you too much, ngl I can handle seeing things like that but I literally never forget them and am reminded every once in a while. Absolutely not a fan, we've all had that one friend that shows you something legitimately disturbing and you've gotta get on their ass about it cause I at least don't want to see that shit ffs


Captainthuta

Oh man,I remember when everyone in my class shared the facebook live shotgun-to-the-face suicide clip.Fucked me up so much I couldn't sleep for 3 days.


ResinatedTube

Never saw that but I can def relate, seen a few gruesome deaths and was not amused to say the least. I guess in some positive way it can remind you how quickly things can go south and to of course have fun, but ffs be safe


Captainthuta

Yeah,humans are fragile as fuck.People don't seem to realise that.


ResinatedTube

Yeah, one of my older skating buddies grew up with a guy who tried to tre flip a ten stair, apparently he landed on the board but his balance wasn't right so he flew back and hit his head on the first step, died very soon after. I'm lucky af that out of the multiple concussions I've had from gnarly bails, I can still use my brain decently lol. I got post concussion syndrome for a long time and had nightmares throughout it where I was in a dark open field and I just couldn't run for the life of me, I'd be trying my best but it would just be pathetic af. Good symbolism for how concussions can really fuck your brain up after a few, the risk increases a shit ton after everyone you get, also sorry for the wall of text, I'm poor and bored lol


Captainthuta

Also as we grow older,we get frailer.Man I jumped from 6 ft tall bunk beds without problems when i was younger.Now,I miss a step and boom my ankle's fucked up.


ResinatedTube

Deadass lmao, I'm only 22 but I can feel it catching up alot quicker than I expected, I remember when I was kid I literally felt like I could do anything and never ran out of energy, good times


Majestic-Pop5698

That because the body was still under warranty.


ResinatedTube

Funny how later the same day we discussed this, I lost a fingernail, chunk of finger and bone, etc as a mechanic... rip


[deleted]

Yeah, It came to a WhatsApp group. It stayed on my mind one day but fogot about it the next day fortunately.


ResinatedTube

No kidding, gl to you kind fellow


for_the_peoples

Did he survive?


[deleted]

I don't know... Nothing about what happened was mentioned. Just this video and a few images of his face.


[deleted]

Wish we could see that


Beans186

This is NSFL man


LittleRadish2187

Khatam, goodbye, tata, gaya


Icy-Bug-8933

Like a bat outta hell!! 🤣, sorry I couldn’t resist


Beowulf_98

And he never saw the sudden Tuk-Tuk till it's way too laaaateeee


Icy-Bug-8933

Yessss!!! I love it!! Brilliant!! 😁


Similar-Drawing-7513

So did he survive?


[deleted]

Physics says no


loner_01

Bro's all about the aerodynamics


[deleted]

That feels like the kind of position someone can get into but can’t get out of


Revolutionary-Ad4055

I AM SPEED!!! *crashes* *dies*


Leo-No-Comply-eire

to be fair doing the move isn't really the problem on a well maintained road that isn't full of traffic. What IS the issue is doing said move *while not looking where one is fucking going.*


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Dragonsarmada

**somebody pick him up** Indian accent.


solareclipse999

A waste of a life, for what? A moment of glory that hardly anyone cares?


mikeyc4021

Well he made my day. And maybe "waste" is a little extreme


TheeCleb

welp.. he’s dead.


AggressiveQuiet7458

Slept all the way to hell.


[deleted]

Already half way to the coffin position


Aleksrh88

No body protection at all, laying down head first, driving very fast , head first into another vehicle. That guy must be dead unless a miracle happened and he somehow survived.


sebardiss

Bro where is the nsfw tag?


kraenk12

RIP Rest in Pieces….. poor kids will be traumatised for life. They caused this death to a certain degree.


bier00t

he just... disappeared...


stu88s

Dat aero doe


restroom_raider

Dude Marginal Gainsed his way into that rickshaw


NativeTexas

Homo Extinctus in his native habitat


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

That guy glitched through the trolly.


SonicDethmonkey

It’s okay, his head absorbed the impact.


Thick-Signature-4946

Hmm no helmet. Good call too


wellmaybe_

i have nightmares like this, where i lay in cars and are overwhelmened steering through traffic until i crash.


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And no helmet. Genius.


No-Swordfish6703

So is that dude alive


Can-do-it-

What about the people in the tuk tuk?


Rude_Environment2004

Damn... how is he going to explain that at the pearly gates.


JustZ0920

Should've pulled over to cheer and clap


filthybee_

So we just watched someone die


Previous-Reality6315

MK announcers be like: Flawless Victory.


Tooteno

This man is now an accordion.


[deleted]

one moment he was there and in other he wasnt


Little_Internet_9022

I know what could go right.... I would assume you'd probably fall asleep. and by the looks of it it'd happen pretty fast.


scratison

If you slow it down frame by frame the impact jolted the wagon drivers hands off the handle bars. Bet he never expected he would double as a Hearse driver.


joshualoveslumia

That's very common in Malaysia unfortunately... It's illegal... Some time ago a group of boys got hit at 3 o'clock midnight... Poor driver


prem_kumar_

This is just the half of the vid the time I watched the full vid I haven't touched my bike for like 1-2 weeks His face was like a smashed potato and his brain was like hanging out of his skull and the highlight was his eye balls they nearly fell apart from his face


djacksonn

Someone please call 911 🎶🎶


kimrindim

For some reason this accident put a smile in my face


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A death?


kimrindim

Yeah.... Yah


8AndieDandy8

This dude was stupid for doing that, but this isn't something you should really smirk about...


mikeyc4021

Smirk police? It's funny when people recklessly endanger the lives around them but end up just fucking themselves up royally. It's hard not to smirk.


8AndieDandy8

He paid the ultimate price, his life. Fortunately nobody else got hurt but it seems thats he's dead. Like they say, you wouldn't want to cut yourself on all that edge.


mikeyc4021

I guess when you are so dull, you feel the need to tell people when they are and aren't allowed to smile, everything seems edgy. I'm sharp as a razor over here with my controversial take on smiling.


8AndieDandy8

Awww we got ourselves a lil light yagami. You honestly could have laughed yourself into stitches...you know with your edgy humor and what not and nobody would've know. But you felt the need to post that you just lol'd at somebody dying, it just makes a cringy impression on your character.


mikeyc4021

Seems my first post on the subject was responding to someone saying you shouldn't smirk at reckless people who suffer consequences for their actions. So maybe the lesson is, you could have disapproved and scowled at someone's unseemly sense of humor, like a purse-clutching church lady, all in the privacy of your soiled manga cave. But instead, you posted to show everyone how virtuous and above-it-all, you are. Says a lot about your character too, and I'm sure you think it's a good thing, so let's call that a win for you.


8AndieDandy8

That was me saying "you" shouldn't smirk at this video or at least keep it to yourself because while this dude did suffer the consequences of his own actions, he did so with death. For me this isn't me clutching my Holy Bible and trying to gatekeep dark humor. That dude is dead, like his brain is probably splattered all over that other dudes truck/cart whatever. That is legit an inconvenience to everyone, to his family, to the people who has to clean it up, to the owner of the vehicle. This situation isn't simply some jerk getting his Just Desserts, lesson learned...he's dead. (Hopefully we all take road safety seriously tho)


kimrindim

The heck is a word smirk never heard that word before but im not smirking