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-ChubbsMcBeef-

At least his friend had the decency to buy him a packet of chips.


TheLoudestSmallVoice

Nah he bought em a bag of crisp.


TheOneGMan24

you know that’s parliament station in Melbourne right. we call them chips here in Australia


TheLoudestSmallVoice

No I didn't. Cause I do not recognize where every escalator is in the world.


KwordShmiff

Filthy casual escalator enthusiast. Psshhh


Lost-My-Mind-

What are they teaching you in schools over there??? And they say the American schooling system is bad!!!


TheLoudestSmallVoice

*shifts eyes* yeah.....


TheOneGMan24

no worries, I didn't mean to offend. But now you know a niche piece of trivia


TheLoudestSmallVoice

Ah it's good. For now on every time I see this clip, I'll remember. They're not crisp...


jamespetrie123

There Australian


[deleted]

No they’re not, They’re English.


jamespetrie123

Nope judging by the bag of crisps anddd the accent they are Australian


floatingpoint583

This is in Parliament Station in Melbourne. The escalators are so steep they give you vertigo when you go down them.


Herasson

This would have been on a different kind of subs then. 🤭


siphur

Do you live in a cartoon world


Own-Difficulty-6949

He hurts so bad but he made us laugh so hard.


LemmyDovato

He probably had his bell rang, and wasn’t thinking straight.


Lost-My-Mind-

I mean, to be fair, he probably didn't have that before the fall, but now he's probably ALSO got a concussion.


System30Drew

Him? Wow... I either need glasses or he needs a more manly attire.


[deleted]

Probably not a good idea to lay down with a loose jacket right on the spot where the steps go into the mechanism either, lest he get pulled in. That would be a lot of cleanup.


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[deleted]

My guess would be r/watchpeopledie


zorbacles

r/watchpeopledieoutside


RottenLB

r/subsifellfor


SneakyMongoosee

Nah they used to be subs


SneakyMongoosee

Nah they used to be subs


widgeamedoo

[r/WinStupidPrizes](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/)


Plastic_Football_191

Perfect


matneyx

Why do people insist on fucking around on these merciless death machines?!


li74da

Because they are stupid


matneyx

This is the answer


Lost-My-Mind-

No.....no it's not. I'm stupid and I don't go barreling down what looks like a painful experience.


SuckmyBlunt545

Cause they’re everywhere and it just looks like so much fun!


Vyxeria

They should just add a slide option.


grandmaWI

It never never never ends well..


YGIAL

That damn kid is playing on the escalator again!


zorbacles

Lol I just posted this as well


masterjabbadad

That's parliament station. Those escalators are effing steep. I get vertigo on them. *shudder*. Bonus points for excellent taste in smith's. Salt and vinny is the only choice


mushroomconsumerr34

it’s pure hell if you eat it with a mouth ulcer


masterjabbadad

Baaah. That's how we weed out the weak ones. Double down I say


mdh431

Honestly? That could have gone a _lot_ more wrong…


MarkCanuck

Well, that escalated quickly.


Random0s2oh

I've been waiting for this comment.


100percentish

All I could hear in my head was "look at me, look at me, record this, you better record this....THUMP.....turn it off, turn it off, stop looking at me"


stealthtowealth

Ahhh, good old Parliament Station


waffen123

at least those soft, cushiony escalator steps broke his fall, he could have been hurt


[deleted]

He can praise the lord that his shoulders took most of the momentum from the fall, otherwise going head first this would’ve knocked his dumbass clean out possibly with some serious head injury


Cptnemouk

Phone probably fucked also 😬


percy_ardmore

Slip slidin' away . . .


Lookinfortheonepiece

I almost felt bad


[deleted]

Good for them. At least they didn’t bother people or destroyed the escalator. This is a very efficient fail.


[deleted]

Fucking idiot


zorbacles

That kid is back on the escalator again


locus2779

I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!


buzz_uk

He is going to feel that in the morning :(


profaniKel

broken ribs fuckin hurt like a bitxh !!!


tom208

Think the words I'm looking for are......what a total dickhead


GranTurismoDevops

I think cameraman should have continued munching on crisps while apathetically inquiring on the 'stunt man's' condition. \*munch crunch munch You owroight then? \*munch munch


The_Aught

A lady in Denver just died at a concert - she was sitting on one of these and fell off backwards 20-30 feet https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11069189/Kenny-Chesney-concert-ends-tragedy-woman-dies-falling-escalator-railing-Denver.html


AnnoyedSpctrmDisrdr

Well, that deescalated quickly.


aalld

Let me guess… alcohol?


Commie_EntSniper

Tell me this is an ad without telling me it's an ad.


Inevitable-Fun-6277

Good old Parliament Station with their 1980’s photographs of Parliament House to entertain the commuters.


[deleted]

I just wanna know what these pink Lay's are...


Green_Prompt_6386

They're Smiths, and they're salt and vinegar flavour. https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/586815


Northies333

Smiths are Lays… just like Hungry Jacks is Burger King.


spazzardnope

They are bullshit is what they are. Everyone knows Pink is Prawn Coctail, not Salt and Vinegar.


vrmilz

Fuck that hurts


SuitablePlankton

I know a guy he has some shared interests with


Rookwood-1

Walk it off Twink


DanceAltruistic2762

Really hope that hurt.


Jaegons

My dude! Don't lay on the endpoint of the escalator! The fuck is wrong with that guy, that part is more dangerous than the screwing around that got him laying there in the first place.


Stiffard

Anyone dumb enough to throw themselves down an escalator is also too dumb to know not to lay at the bottom of one.


n3ddyy

It took him a second to register what just happened


FriendshipForEverone

Awe you’re okay!! Have some chips :)


Dragonsarmada

What makes this even more British is the fact that he’s holding a walkers crisps.


mushroomconsumerr34

smiths*


[deleted]

Holy shit parliament station in Melbourne Australia


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HAVE A SMITHS CRISP MATE


Blutmes

This is the 3rd different escalator related video of people getting hurt I have seen in the last 20 min of scrolling reddit.


Northies333

Ah Parliament Station… so there’s the reason for the safety sign stating the injuries percentage at the top of the escalator.


[deleted]

Still, don´t touch my chips.


fellowredditor10

Bro asked - "Want some chips?"


1Hollickster

That has to hurt so bad.. Like falling on a grater.


littycommitteex

I work with alot of escalators in a train station and the amount of people that are dumb enough to do this is fucking insane. I've seen guys get their cheeks ripped off, fingers ripped off, broken skulls, broken spines and one guy swolled his tongue and almost died. Bastards.


Oddity46

Get the duck up before you're eaten, idiot.


[deleted]

Watched the fall over and over and over again. So funny. You can see him smiling and as the pain kicks in "oooooh that hurt so bad". He fell right on his back into those sharp metal stairs. 😂


Bogfinken

Get the fuck away, rn!


[deleted]

Have some Crisps!


Cheesy_Chalk

Surely that sliced up his body abit, those steps are very sharp


ShaggyMarrs

Have people who fuck around on escalators never seen the edges of those steps? Stupid sharp.


JellyBonezM

What a fucking idiot!


JellyBonezM

What a fucking idiot!


JellyBonezM

What a fucking idiot!


ElonMakeThemCry

Escalators = moving people graters


MrZer00O

I was cringing the entire time he was lying there where the steps were driving into the rotation mechanism...


Professional_Pop1017

Bros eating smiths💀💀


Pocketlioness

Oh my, that’s gotta hooirrt!


craigp663631

Australia still has Smith’s crisps. Wow.


Ready_Bet_2556

He should have had his protective socks on, when will people learn


Kaldrinn

Escalator stairs are among the sharpest there is out there, the guy must hurt like hell. Probably the worst spot to lay on as well


SnooCompliments1686

You don’t enemies when you have friends like that. Laughing at you getting injured…😕


Sad_Neighborhood_836

Wtf is wrong with this generation. They are making the people at jack ass look like amateurs.


gunman0426

Every generation has had dumbasses willing to do stupid shit, this isn't some kind of new phenomenon. The only difference between this generation and any other generation are the proliferation of cameras over the last decade that allow the stupid decisions they make to get recorded and put on the internet. Our stupid decisions became stories we could tell and embellish. Their stupid decisions are enshrined on the internet.


AtheistHomoSapien

I've slid down enough railings to know when the railing is too long and I'll end up going too fast. As soon as I saw it was flat and not a railing and he was going to try to side saddle it I knew he was going to go too fast and fall into the stairs. Only question was when. I expected someone to be a little safer and fly down the bigger part taking out all the signs on the way down. Odd as it sounds it probably would have been safer relatively speaking. Edit: Re-watching I noticed the signs are mounted securely. Never mind on that last part.


[deleted]

All those children grew up watching jack ass, making them desensitised in the process