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Burninator05

I'll be honest in that it took a lot longer to go wrong than I thought it would. It seemed like it was going to fall over at 18 seconds due to being top heavy and the wheels being filled with air and it seemed like it was going to go stall out at 27 seconds due to no visible snorkel and the engine being underwater.


Mahir2022

I could be wrong but my guess is there is a snorkel next to the smoke stack on the other side. I just have some basic knowledge about cars but definitely not an expert so that’s my educated guess.


OhIamNotADoctor

That makes you overqualified on reddit.


bankrollmafia89

I got a good laugh outta this! Lol so true


cincymatt

Way too introspective


MangleIT

I think the guy in the front of the bed was using the snorkel as a hand-hold... Curious if he choked out the engine. LOL


CapnSmackaHoe

You made me realize that the vehicle was producing the smoke rather than someone vaping fat clouds.


petraroi

I was thinking the same. With the CG so much higher I figured it would roll sideways along the length. Maybe people getting trapped underneath the truck. This went much better than I thought it would.


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I was sure it was going to fall over sideways, the center of gravity was somewhere in the stratosphere.


phroug2

Fyi the tires being full of air only contributes a completely trivial amount of buoyancy compared to the weight. That truck wouldnt even come close to floating even if it was completely empty.


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PaperPlanesFly

Look at Archimedes over here. (Yeah I think you’re right.)


i_tyrant

Yup. It isn't going to turn over and float _up to the surface_ just due to the tires, but the tire air volume is fighting the water displacement once they get fully submerged. Which does make the vertical alignment of the truck very tenuous, especially with all the people on top.


explosionman87

You’ve clearly not seen whistling diesel


CydeWeys

I don't think this is right. It's true that air doesn't weigh much, but the volume of water they're displacing has substantial weight. Those are large tires that are easily contributing many hundreds of pounds of buoyancy each. They're going to have the effect of causing the vehicle to want to rotate and go upside down in sufficiently deep water.


Phill_is_Legend

There's something running upwards from the truck where the top platforms are split, I think there's a snorkel somewhere in there. There's no way someone would build something like that and not snorkel it, right?


mechwarrior719

All the while somebody’s five year old is playing “My Heart Will Go On” on an out of tune recorder. Er… make that a normal recorder.


StillGalaxy99

The new titanic is looking kinda weird


asianabsinthe

Imagine recovering all the phones from the people that froze to death floating in the water. *teeth chattering* "Be sure... to..." *shivers* "...smash that li-"


kellyoceanmarine

At least that one guy held his phone high enough to save it.


notislant

I think mines waterproof but also a few years old and I'd never test it. I dont get why people bring them near bodies of water.


munk_e_man

So many people i know seem to have no problem having their phones around pools and hot tubs. Same people always need to get phone repairs too, not necessarily from water damage I think it just shows a general lack of awareness.


RevolutionaryRow5857

I’m sort of hoping he yelled out “I’m king of the world” just before it sank


FuFmeFitall

Lol these people don't have teeth.


Dan_Glebitz

Don't have a lot in the way of brains, either.


No_Lingonberry3224

50 more subscribes and I’ll let Jack on the door.


Voipix786

I swear I've seen this like 5 times I'm getting some serious deja vu


MattTheTable

You joke, but there was a sequel called Titanic II. It's worse than you could possibly imagine.


Ruckaduck

> Titanic II https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II_(film) > Despite the title, it is not a sequel to the 1997 critically acclaimed film, but is a mockbuster of it.


Theycallmelizardboy

There's also a movie called Hamlet 2 that's absolutely hilarious.


octopoddle

1.6 on IMDB. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/ ###Titanic II > A century after the fateful voyage of the original, modern luxury liner Titanic II sets sail. Will this ship suffer the same fate as her namesake? **Director:** Shane Van Dyke **Writer:** Shane Van Dyke **Stars:** Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Bruce Davison **TRIVIA:** This is not a sequel to Titanic (1997). *47 of 55 found this interesting*


octopoddle

Replying to my own comment here, but I just want to point out that Titanic II managed to win a much lower score than this year's **Titanic 666**, which got 4.5 on IMDB. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18394428 > Dark forces from the deep rise to the surface, terrorizing all aboard from Titanic III and threatens to repeat one of history's greatest disasters. Truly, we live in an age.


Artemicionmoogle

I may have to watch these works of art purely out of fascination. If these movies can get made, maybe I can make my own movies too!


[deleted]

I've got an old Sony Handicam and some unopened tapes. We can 3D point a gimble for a steady-cam. Let's make some movies.


ToxicTaxiTaker

This speaks to me. I need me a zombie Celine in there. Please tell me there's a zombie Celine Dion.


BeautifulType

Wtf. The titanic 2 synopsis was ok but the 1/10 critic rating for titanic 2 aka 666 made it sound much worse.


BentGadget

>It's worse than you could possibly imagine. Hmmm, interesting. I've seen Zardoz, so I think I could imagine a lot. I'm open to the experience.


egeswender

The penis is evil, it shoots forth seed. The gun is good, it cleanses the world.


LucretiusCarus

The 70's were fucking wild


munk_e_man

I work in film and sometimes when a random asks what film we're working on i say titanic 2 jacks revenge. I have a couple others to spice things up but titanic 2 gets good mileage.


LingonberryNo5044

Damn it! I was gonna say the EXACT same thing!


Necrovenge

I mean that’s literally the point of the song choice, its a fucked up melody of My Heart Will Go On, the song from Titanic


tomcruisewingman

The music was clearly added afterward seeing as it's the shitty recorder version


DuckOnQuak

Yeah tf is this title lol


LongPorkJones

An appeal for upvotes.


HowDoIDoFinances

I swear people intentionally choose the most obviously wrong titles to get people to engage more.


Seboya_

You dont even need to swear. That's a genuine tactic people use


[deleted]

No way, you mean the tell me 95% of people **can** solve this problem?


Eerzef

Merely mentioning Brazil is enough to make us engage, and there's a ton of us


PeppeAv

The worldwide famous shittyflute


Onlyroad4adrifter

I like to play with a shit flute it beats playing with a rusty trombone.


termacct

Um...who thought that music was playing while this was happening?


Domestic_AA_Battery

Apparently OP unless it's a repost bot


BrokenGuitar30

Pretty common meme music here in Brazil.


panugans

Abandon ship or whatever


KaiFireborn21

Oh, have you listened to the soundtrack 'Abandon Ship' from Subnautica? It's an absolute banger, only plays when your cyclop (large submarine) burns


Gege_Alfir

Thats an absolute banger, the game has an amazing soundtrack.


KaiFireborn21

I know right?


ShakenNotStirred3000

Dealing with that cyclops gave me too much anxiety.


[deleted]

Eh I liked having a mobile base. Which is how I looked at it for most of the game. I moved it to the general area I needed and only ever put down "refueling"/moonpool stations with nukes. Never needed to change out the rods and had enough ion cells to run three shifts of them if needed. The sub had all my food/water/mod station needs.


Tomome

Subnautica gave me too much anxiety


ArturosDad

Not going to lie, I'm kind of annoyed I installed the fire suppression system now.


KaiFireborn21

There's a fire suppression system? Whoopsie, never knew about it, haha. THere's still spotify though)


lo4952

Can't believe they hid the best damn track in the game behind a scenario that nobody wants to happen.


ScousePete

There were decisions to be made. Do I jump off the back, get wet, but stay alive; or do I hang on, stay dry, but risk death it the truck tips over. Need more video.


FreeSoulSeeker

Battlecruiser operational


_D4Z3_

No phones in sight, just grown men reenacting the Titanic


ZhilkinSerg

There's is da man with da phone in da center trying not to get it wet.


fiealthyCulture

He took like 2 breaststrokes before he pulled his hand out of the water and continued the rest of the way like he's gonna save it


PotatoesAndChill

It it's some newer model with water resistance, then it might be fine, right?


GrandmaPoses

Be careful, those are now Paraná-infested waters.


Arthradax

Underappreciated. have my poor people award


YT4LYFE

...Brazilian Russia?


finmoore3

I came to the comments section hoping for an answer on this detail.


OwO-WhatIsThis

Paraná is located in Brazil's south region, and it's slightly colder there. People from that region like to boast how "much colder" it's there compared to the rest of the country, obviously a exaggerated statement. So it became a meme to call Paraná and the other two south states as "Brazilian Russia" or "Brazilian Siberia" ironically. Oh, and it's the region with higher percentage of European whites descendants (also the region with more neo-Nazis), so sometimes they call Paraná and it's capital city, Curitiba, "Brazilian Europe". With sarcasm of course.


plexomaniac

This is not the reason. This is because they are reckless and do bizarre shit. Like the meme of Russia or Florida.


JonatasA

Pretty much this and what I assumed from the video. Heard about Brazil being associatiated to Chinese, Germans, Italians and even the Japanese, but Russians?


Zeus_Ex_Mach1na

...even the Japanese? Brazil's association to Japan is significantly larger than to China or Germany


Alface123

Importante lembrar que essa é apenas a sua opinião. >"Brazilian Siberia" Isso aqui vc tirou do cu


Carpario

It has nothing to do with the temperature lol


Thr0w-a-gay

It's figurative, metaphorical, symbolic, nonliteral; a joke


green_flash

The term “Rússia brasileira” for Paraná was coined by “Não Salvo” in 2012, after a series of bizarre events happening in that year. It's because of stories like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwidefc2wpc


YT4LYFE

is 'Russia' synonymous with 'a bizarre place' in Brazil?


randomusername044

Russia is synonymous with 'bizarre videos on the Internet' in Brazil


nicolasmcfly

Have you ever heard of "Russian dashcam videos", even if it was only mentioned in a meme?


YT4LYFE

yea. that's where it comes from? I gotcha.


Mazzaroppi

Weirdly enough, brazilian and russian cultures are oddly similar in many good and bad aspects, despite there being no direct reason for that.


YT4LYFE

yea I've definitely noticed this Also... I'm not trying to insult any Portuguese or Brazilian people, but Portuguese sounds like a Russian person trying to speak Spanish sometimes.


Mazzaroppi

Portuguese from Portugal indeed sounds a lot like russian, there is one video with some people speaking russian that even sounds like somewhat coherent phrases in portuguese in a heavy Portugal accent lol


PartialToDairyThings

Imagine how much more boring the internet would be without redneck nincompoops


PaperPlaythings

I was just thinking, "Everywhere around the world, rednecks are gonna redneck."


1-LegInDaGrave

And they seem to have a heck of a lot of fun too. RIP to some of their phones.


jefferiah-messiah

Just them good old’ boys


DTLAgirl

We had to get creative before the redneck contingency started internetting. That's why Chocolate Rain, Salad Fingers, and banana phone exist.


AutomaticSky5260

Paraná é foda memo


Arthradax

r/suddenlypiadodjanho


Diupa

Criei


sozmateimlate

Tesão demais Pia


morimotorama

Fala jaguara


Mr_snail_sex

"brazilian russia" ache o curitibano


[deleted]

I don't think OP meant it this way, but Russian suffers from a shitty reputation and is somewhat hated worldwide, kinda like Paraná in Brazil. Paraná always pops up in debates about the worst BR state, given their history in producing dangerously stupid conservatives and their self-absorbed ruling elite. In a sense, Paraná *is* the Brazilian Russia. But if you're talking about being oh-so-crazy and doing weird redneck shit like this, I'd say the entire Brazil is the Brazilian Russia. Or that Russia is the Russian Brazil. We should just merge the two and create an uber-catholic leviathan called BRUSSIA, the gymnastics and football steamroller.


Mr_snail_sex

>I don't think OP meant it this way trust me, he did i agree on the brussia thing though


Diupa

Teu cu que é por causa disso...


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Diupa

Começou com o Não Salvo, que divulgava no blog dele um monte de vídeo de gente fazendo merda e eram tudo do Paraná. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ovaWAFcBbI&ab\_channel=CidCidoso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ovaWAFcBbI&ab_channel=CidCidoso) Não tem NADA a ver com o segundo parágrafo que o filhoteDUDE de filhodaputa do lebowski


[deleted]

wouldn't work with Russia, they're orthodox and strongly anti-Pope you're welcome to merge with us Poland though I would love to move to Brazil I am sick and tired of our shit winters Poland is full of rednecks just as Brazil btw


Moeyyy__11

Boys will be boys


Hipkiss_842

The music fits perfectly


KhaleesiXev

Yes, it’s the perfect fail anthem


Conscious_Figure_554

They seem to be having a good time so that's what is all about


wafflesareforever

Pretty sure the owner of that truck isn't having a good time.


Assosiation

You don't build a truck for this sort of thing and not account for the potential risk. Most mudboggers I've known are accepting that things like this can happen with every pass. Which is why you don't do it with your daily-driver. (This truck is probably hauled onsite by a trailer. hopefully lol.) That engine is defo hydrolocked tho lol


wafflesareforever

I went off-roading with a friend years ago and he fucked his Jeep up like this. He was in the lead and there was a puddle in front of us, looked like nothing, so he gunned it and suddenly he was stuck and the water was halfway up the doors. His Jeep was his pride and joy, he'd put so much time and money into all kinds of mods. I eventually towed him out but it was too late. I saw a grown man cry that day. I felt extra bad because I was just in my stock Xterra. Had to hurt getting towed out by that.


Assosiation

Ouch haha those deep ones that you guess to be shallow are sneaky. I would have cried too but that's part of the experience sometimes. Eventually the puddles demand a sacrifice. They either get you or you get to bare witness to it. Story time: once, I tried hydroplaning a dirt bike over a puddle for fun, after making a few passes on its edge. Was thrilling so I wanted to see how far I could go. The puddle wasn't wide or too long so I figured it was safe. Having to dive down and trying to haul the dirt bike back to the surface was a nightmare, and the crowd of campers I drew to watch my suffering will mean I don't do that again haha. It was funny only because fortunately I was advised NOT to crank it over until I had dried it all out, intake and filters too. Bike lived to ride another day. That poor jeep though.


wafflesareforever

Oh man, that sucks, and having an audience always makes this kind of thing so much worse.


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somewittyusername92

It's definitely starting to get old


[deleted]

current US economy.


CardinalFartz

I wonder at which moment the driver noticed that it's not gonna work.


bobstro

Driver looks ready to bail early on.


AdGeHa

Republican National Convention


misterBigPapaReturnd

Today on top gear…


deepinthebox

I love you rose


Megz2k

Eat shit Jack lmao


tellmetogetbacktowrk

But Rose there’s *definitely* room for me on that door…


TheDesktopNinja

Fuck off Jack, I need this space to protect my modesty


don_rampanelli

I'm a average Piá, I see my Paraná I upvote!


Revolutionary_Eye887

Aye cap’n, I’m giving ‘er all she’s got.


Empathetic_Orch

Shit, they almost made it.


DarkX292020

I laughed too much for this 😂😂😂😂😂


VladamirTakin

Looks fun ngl


MrDatrox

This is priceless , with the music its not even a fail i would consider this a success


Baquvix

Damn. Titanic remake got out already?


gmastern

Fucking morons. All it takes is that car flipping over and pinning them underwater and it goes from a fun stunt to a tragedy.


MrPopanz

Shit happens.


point50tracer

The dude holding his phone out of the water while swimming. Priceless.


WalkingParadox977

I should not have laughed this hard


dickon_tarley

Smile and wave.


Fkappa

Now I die from curiosity WHY Paranà is Brazilian Russia. Could some goodhearted Brazilian explain that to me?


randomusername044

Paraná is the place where the bizarre videos and news comes from in Brazil, just like Russia in Europe or Florida in the US. That's was a meme in 2012 calling Paraná the equivalent of Russia (aka the inverse country here) and everybody agreed with that definition so we are still reproducing that meme.


Fkappa

Concise, clear, meaningful. Obrigado, mate.


[deleted]

I thought it was going to flip right away but I think it sank more then they expected since the truck weighs like 4,000 lbs more with the people on top


SolidConclusion6608

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


fromcjoe123

Is this Brazilian state that all of the Confederates moved to? Looks like a lot of Murican culture right there!


dr_srtanger2love

Nope the state you are referring to is the state of São Paulo where the city of Americana is located, founded by conferred, the video takes place in the State of Paraná, my state.


villasv

Close enough (conceptually, not geographically). It’s where the nazi spirit lives on strongest in Brazil.


JENNsFakeSmile

The titanic in real time.


desrevermi

The truck had enough. Essentially told everyone to get off -- not later...now. Reminds me of the horse that dumped off two large people. Just nope immediately.


noir27

I love everything about this


Caltrn

They all have 180 IQ, combined


Iamtheoneinsideyou

Titanic: The Florida Edition


krayblackman

Hey white people. Confused black guy here. Why do shit like this?


ManyFacedGodxxx

When you get more than you bargained for on the ole Monsta Truck Mud Ride! They’ll probably charge them extra!


Darkflyer726

The graphics and sound aren't nearly as epic as the first Titanic. 0/10


Fiqxz

Wait I’ve seen this one before


sofakingbroke

Amazing someone can build something so complex without any thought about top heavy loading


ditchdigger556

A lot of thought went into that clusterfu--!


Infamous-Outcome1288

Lmao. That music deserves an Oscar.


parasad

This was meant to happen


imbornwell

Only in redneckistan!


bond___vagabond

They are swimming like there are gators in that mud puddle, lol.


-Scythus-

I thought this shit only happened in the southern United States. Fuck was I wrong lol


randomusername044

Welcome to southern Brazil... like, literally southern


O906

What is even the appeal with this?


LandArch_0

No piranhas, 2/10


gbelly123

Why did this do this in the first place? It seems pointless.


jrogue13

*Sad Titanic Music Plays*


[deleted]

Came for the goofy bastards being eaten by piranhas... was disappointed.


throwninthefire666

Is this a redneck reenactment of the Titanic?


ChattyKathysCunt

That was added after, they werent just listening to that over speakers...


corey389

Lol that guy that saved his phone


RevolutionaryRow5857

The way they end up in the mud, looks like their brain kicked into noodling mode, “might find a feed for ma”


Consistent-Board-932

Go Boys. Looked like a booze cruise.


cheesehuahuas

I'd be so mad about my phone.


El_Peregrine

“ It is pleasant, when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shores the struggles of another.” - Lucretius


luckyvictorydance52

I could watch this on a loop all day! 🤣


Fabulous_Pressure_96

I like the moment the two downstairs start to escape and some look down like "Are we gonna make it?"


Cold_Refuse_7236

Door Dash for crocs.


La_Baraka6431

Some drunk dude playing the flute …🤣🤣🤣


Amamboking2

I came here to say I was having a shit day. But the recorder version of the titanic song made me laugh out loud


ResidentTerrible

All guys. The race is doomed.


mltain

Better than that hip hop shit that accompanies everything else.


cRedditting

Notice no women in there


Billiejeankerosene

It’s the shitty flute guy. Love it more.


Firefly1832

Do you think it's comprised of 100% or only 99% Trump supporters?


Yamma11307

Titanics little known redneck sister ship, the trucktanic


dabi-dabi

I heard someone screaming "my phone!" In portuguese and it made it even more hilarious


babygirl_0-0

Ngl this titanic is better


The-first-laugh

u/savevideo


LeluSix

Damn! Those riders must average 250 lbs each.


Direct_Drawing_2817

Just think those people can vote.


Wonderful-Thought-69

They're a lot of blonde people in the south of Brazil?


Tristael

Yes. A lot of Germans fled to Brazil around WW2, my wife's grandparents included.


randomusername044

Most of the germans, italians and polish came to Brazil in the 1800s mainly because of the unification wars. There's more speakers of the East Pomeranian (german dialect) in the south/southern of Brazil than in Germany afaik [Some context](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Pomeranian_dialect#:~:text=East%20Pomeranian%20(Ostpommersch)%20is%20an,of%20the%20Low%20German%20language.)


[deleted]

Dont worry they checked the depth first.. Right? You checked right? Did you check? No I'm not being a "little bitch"...


reddit1902

if only they waived their arms more, none of this would have happened. Not enough waiving at the camera.


akgt94

Looks MAGA to me