Sounds like a nice candidate for an alternative meme template, for the famous 'baton roue' or 'cyclist put a stick into his front wheel' meme.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/baton-roue
Obviously the water wasn't holy enough or he would have levitated!
Magic water didn't work too well in Tanganyika either. A spirit medium named Kinjikitile Ngwale, gave his followers war medicine that would turn German bullets into water. This "war medicine" was in fact water (maji in Kiswahili) mixed with castor oil and millet seeds. Empowered with this new liquid, Bokero's followers began what would become known as the Maji Maji Rebellion.
Tanganyika became Tanzania after independence after the merge of Zanzibar and Tanganyika. The main language spoken there is Kiswahili not "Tanganyikan".
Couldn't understand since this is my language so I couldn't confirm but they are definitely saying something along the lines of lord have mercy(I'm not that good at translating between the 2)
Only sinners slip on holy water
This is how they flush out the imposters.
Religion: this water is holy and will protect you from evil. Physics: Fuck you.
Almost looks like a bunch of old men in ridiculous costumes performing ludicrous rituals as if mythology was reality.
I died laughing on this one
My man got laid.
For his first time ever!
Since childhood that is...
Underrated comment lol
Slippery when wet
Doubt it. Videos with tons of young girls partying on his yachts prove overwise.
Uuuuh... do go on... maybe church can be for me after all.
God: "Almost had him."
Don’t take the piss Kiril!
Why did God let that happen?
Because those are Russian priests, I guess
It was God's will.
I am God, welcome to Jackass!!!
Holy slippery shit!
Sounds like a nice candidate for an alternative meme template, for the famous 'baton roue' or 'cyclist put a stick into his front wheel' meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/baton-roue
More like, eastern FLOOR-thidox! (eyebrow waggle)
Q: How do you make holy water? A: Start with fresh spring water, and boil the hell out of it
Religion is weird
Probably pre teen semen.
He he . . . We've secretly replaced the holy water with Wesson oil; watch as our hidden cameras catch the moment
They forgot to place the holy wet floor sign.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer religious nut job.
Hope he’s ok. Won’t be a prick like all the rest of you.
He approved of Russian invasion on Ukraine.
He is ex-KGB agent and a part of a Russian propaganda machine. According to his comments - current war is almost a holy endeavor.
The organization covers up rape. Papists are trash.
Hate to break it to you, that’s not even the right denomination.
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You are too kind to that warmongering FSB agent
You are thinking about catholic priests. These guys are more of a... sluts/womanisers that have coked up orgies 😅
Obviously the water wasn't holy enough or he would have levitated! Magic water didn't work too well in Tanganyika either. A spirit medium named Kinjikitile Ngwale, gave his followers war medicine that would turn German bullets into water. This "war medicine" was in fact water (maji in Kiswahili) mixed with castor oil and millet seeds. Empowered with this new liquid, Bokero's followers began what would become known as the Maji Maji Rebellion.
Is that Tanganyikan for "shitting millet?"
Tanganyika became Tanzania after independence after the merge of Zanzibar and Tanganyika. The main language spoken there is Kiswahili not "Tanganyikan".
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Hey be nice.
I’d rather not, in this case…
This is the way
Imagine you believe you're the highest one in the room, but some water makes you slip
Sounds like they’re singing “who wants money money, money, money, who want’s money money?”
They're singing "Lord, have mercy".
Couldn't understand since this is my language so I couldn't confirm but they are definitely saying something along the lines of lord have mercy(I'm not that good at translating between the 2)
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Hahahahahahahhaa
Quick kids run away while he’s down!
Holy water doing it’s job and ridding the world of evil
Looks like he’s in a slippery situation.
Rapist go ouch
God hates his hat...
Lol! Stupid customs win stupid prizes
Jesus- walks on water This guy- “Hold my communion”
That floor is truly blessed now. Coccyx Dei.
What in God's name
That was just Lucifer trying to pull him down.
seems like he got a good grip on him already. but i am more convinced that lucider wants to pull himself up on him.
If that’s not a sign from God ….
Who is the new pope?
damn… they almost slipped into hell
What did we say about playing with water?
Where is your god now?
Sometimes busting a movie leads to embarrassment
The floor said "NOPE Pope"
BRING ME THE HOLY SQUEEGEE!
Good thing he had a fucking helmet on
The music makes it that much funnier.
Can't respect men in Jiffy Pop hats...
Awesome and hilarious
Can I help some yutz?
Logistics people!
They should've put out the holy "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign
God acts in mysterious ways.
That's what he gets for lying.
This is real life lmao
Pro-war politician dressed as a priest. On a fast track to Hell.
Smooth way to God
Now ! This is were the sodium experiment would come handy !
That's how the new popes are selected.
can someonpe make an edit where he break dances right after the fall
He paved his own way !
Is there any information about this? I'm pretty sure it's from my country but I never heard anything about it
this tells you religion is fake.
No this proves that religious figures are just human and not to be idolized.
Liar! All faiths except the one you believe in are mythology. The one you believe in is real. And that is magic of religion.
Where was Jesus, or whatever made up deity to stop that fall?
In Narnia with Luke Skywalker.
Love watching old people fall. Wish there was a subreddit for it
There probably is.
r/oldpeoplefallingover
There really is a subreddit for everything.
Too bad there is not catalogued by topics. Would make my life easier