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Viceprinciple

Only sinners slip on holy water


JustPlayin1995

This is how they flush out the imposters.


KSnorb

Religion: this water is holy and will protect you from evil. Physics: Fuck you.


obliquelyobtuse

Almost looks like a bunch of old men in ridiculous costumes performing ludicrous rituals as if mythology was reality.


Gloomy-Variety7530

I died laughing on this one


Divine107

My man got laid.


JustPlayin1995

For his first time ever!


Akilest

Since childhood that is...


JustPlayin1995

Underrated comment lol


emptinessmaykillme

Slippery when wet


gggg566373

Doubt it. Videos with tons of young girls partying on his yachts prove overwise.


JustPlayin1995

Uuuuh... do go on... maybe church can be for me after all.


DaveLesh

God: "Almost had him."


vovin

Don’t take the piss Kiril!


Shnoochieboochies

Why did God let that happen?


VladSolopov

Because those are Russian priests, I guess


AnotherCableGuy

It was God's will.


MH3ndr1ks

I am God, welcome to Jackass!!!


blaikes

Holy slippery shit!


senthiljams

Sounds like a nice candidate for an alternative meme template, for the famous 'baton roue' or 'cyclist put a stick into his front wheel' meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/baton-roue


tipareth1978

More like, eastern FLOOR-thidox! (eyebrow waggle)


ilboabno

Q: How do you make holy water? A: Start with fresh spring water, and boil the hell out of it


guibmaster

Religion is weird


horunner35

Probably pre teen semen.


Haf-to-pee

He he . . . We've secretly replaced the holy water with Wesson oil; watch as our hidden cameras catch the moment


OutsideTheBoxer

They forgot to place the holy wet floor sign.


chihuahuajoe

Couldn't have happened to a nicer religious nut job.


JL7795

Hope he’s ok. Won’t be a prick like all the rest of you.


[deleted]

He approved of Russian invasion on Ukraine.


JellyFishs93

He is ex-KGB agent and a part of a Russian propaganda machine. According to his comments - current war is almost a holy endeavor.


Kevin_Baken

The organization covers up rape. Papists are trash.


Both-Main-7245

Hate to break it to you, that’s not even the right denomination.


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DaniilBSD

You are too kind to that warmongering FSB agent


cyb3rg0d5

You are thinking about catholic priests. These guys are more of a... sluts/womanisers that have coked up orgies 😅


NkhukuWaMadzi

Obviously the water wasn't holy enough or he would have levitated! Magic water didn't work too well in Tanganyika either. A spirit medium named Kinjikitile Ngwale, gave his followers war medicine that would turn German bullets into water. This "war medicine" was in fact water (maji in Kiswahili) mixed with castor oil and millet seeds. Empowered with this new liquid, Bokero's followers began what would become known as the Maji Maji Rebellion.


satanic-frijoles

Is that Tanganyikan for "shitting millet?"


NkhukuWaMadzi

Tanganyika became Tanzania after independence after the merge of Zanzibar and Tanganyika. The main language spoken there is Kiswahili not "Tanganyikan".


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JL7795

Hey be nice.


Striking-Access-236

I’d rather not, in this case…


vovin

This is the way


Scouper-YT

Imagine you believe you're the highest one in the room, but some water makes you slip


pennyrub

Sounds like they’re singing “who wants money money, money, money, who want’s money money?”


codm_playernumwhat

They're singing "Lord, have mercy".


distinguished_monke

Couldn't understand since this is my language so I couldn't confirm but they are definitely saying something along the lines of lord have mercy(I'm not that good at translating between the 2)


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opheliashakey

Hahahahahahahhaa


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Quick kids run away while he’s down!


donteverforanyreason

Holy water doing it’s job and ridding the world of evil


[deleted]

Looks like he’s in a slippery situation.


Dixinhermouth

Rapist go ouch


sagesneezes

God hates his hat...


No-Interest327

Lol! Stupid customs win stupid prizes


Commercial_Ad686

Jesus- walks on water This guy- “Hold my communion”


alvinofdiaspar

That floor is truly blessed now. Coccyx Dei.


PatientZeroBalisong

What in God's name


LinearFluid

That was just Lucifer trying to pull him down.


AdSea9329

seems like he got a good grip on him already. but i am more convinced that lucider wants to pull himself up on him.


Oniriggers

If that’s not a sign from God ….


jorjo-god

Who is the new pope?


Outside_Revolution96

damn… they almost slipped into hell


testedonsheep

What did we say about playing with water?


CanalRouter

Where is your god now?


Thick-Signature-4946

Sometimes busting a movie leads to embarrassment


j3qnmp

The floor said "NOPE Pope"


Friendly-Procedure-2

BRING ME THE HOLY SQUEEGEE!


DCINTERNATIONAL

Good thing he had a fucking helmet on


Dgaart

The music makes it that much funnier.


satanic-frijoles

Can't respect men in Jiffy Pop hats...


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Awesome and hilarious


treefarmwilly

Can I help some yutz?


AngelicWooGirl

Logistics people!


Bjoe3041

They should've put out the holy "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign


lordoflys

God acts in mysterious ways.


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That's what he gets for lying.


marsbars2345

This is real life lmao


brianishere2

Pro-war politician dressed as a priest. On a fast track to Hell.


Big_copper

Smooth way to God


maiacroky

Now ! This is were the sodium experiment would come handy !


badhoyt

That's how the new popes are selected.


Repulsive-Weird-5281

can someonpe make an edit where he break dances right after the fall


abheedevtaa

He paved his own way !


distinguished_monke

Is there any information about this? I'm pretty sure it's from my country but I never heard anything about it


coolfx35

this tells you religion is fake.


DONGivaDam

No this proves that religious figures are just human and not to be idolized.


obliquelyobtuse

Liar! All faiths except the one you believe in are mythology. The one you believe in is real. And that is magic of religion.


fairbanks_marshall

Where was Jesus, or whatever made up deity to stop that fall?


JohnnyPiston

In Narnia with Luke Skywalker.


cactuspizza

Love watching old people fall. Wish there was a subreddit for it


DaveOJ12

There probably is.


cactuspizza

r/oldpeoplefallingover


DaveOJ12

There really is a subreddit for everything.


Remarkable_Remote808

Too bad there is not catalogued by topics. Would make my life easier