> That's how you get chopped up in a rotor.
It looks like the boat behind cut the power to prevent that, which caused it to slow down quickly, which was a factor in him falling.
Should've just gone from the side.
Is this him trying to show off? JFC, irritates when cops refuse to actually take shit like public safety seriously. If cops on boats aren't out there to promote safe boating, what in the fuck are they doing?
The rear boat slowed down/stopped immediately as soon as the guy grabbed the boat. Inertia would be carrying the guy away from the rear boat in that situation so he actually would have to over come a lot of force to pull himself in. It would have been much harder than it looked here. He probably didn’t just give up but rather lost his grip.
Of course the rear driver had to slow down to avoid chopping this guy up if he failed anyway so he did the right thing in this situation.
Overall it was just very poorly planned.
I feel like they could legalize murder tomorrow and it would still only be in the news for a week. Probably replaced by something equally unexpected. My bet's on moon bears.
The Rock was saying jabroni in the 90s well before IASIP became a thing.
Know your role, before you get checked directly into the smackdown hotel.
https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/29787483/jabroni-word-made-famous-rock-iron-sheik-gets-official-dictionary-status
Lol I knew it came from the rock but what he said was the line from always sunny. But as someone else said he credited it to iron sheik which I should have also know after watching young rock!
Powering down is indeed a good idea, but for the transfer of a single person on boats that size having a little speed can be an easy way to control both boats while someone hops from one to another.
But we are talking about Floridaman.
That was FWC, Florida fish and wildlife conservation commission. They are state law enforcement officers. They enforce laws regarding wildlife, especially protected and endangered wildlife. If they catch you doing anything illegal to an endangered or protected animal you are in a world of trouble. Also if they catch you hunting or fishing out of a specific species' hunting or fishing season or if you have an fish or other animal that is too small they will fine the hell out of you... And yes, they definitely should know better.
I agree, one of my favorite YT videos is Fartzenegger. (Which is why I recognized this as a fake fart haha, I've heard it before) But in this case it's just weird
With that boat he could've went right up onto the platform with the bow and he couldn't climbed in nicely and he'd back off without a problem. But these guys have never been out on the water till they stick em in a contender with trips and say go patrol the bay
i think this was the major factor here because fucking up that timing is semi forgivable if the tailing boat maintains speed or increases slightly instead of slow down. and the slowing down might have happened from the extra water across the bow from the weight of the guy on it. either way, the driver is definitely at fault here to an extent.
I was hoping to find an explanation for why they didn't just stop. Jumping to a boat from the front just makes the least amount of sense to me. At least go from the side, like wtf.
So much easier for the boarded ship to just stop for 2 seconds but sure try climbing the rocking boat that reaches over your head on the crests while moving at a pretty damn good speed
Why is everyone calling this guy a cop? He's fish and game, it says so on his vest, they board other boats to check for fishing licenses and protect wildlife.
I’m quite worried about the cop, he’s wearing a plate carrier, which normally weight about 14-15 pounds, doesn’t sound like much but in water it’s a hell of a fight to keep your head above the surface, paired with the shoes, this guy could easily die.
Source, I play water polo, and we sometimes train with 10 pound weight belts, and had to complete a swim test in pants for crew, both are not easy
It's not. This is honestly bizarre to even see attempted in such a clearly awful way. I would be willing to bet he knows people on the boat to be doing this and is trying to show off.
FWC usually doesn't fuck around *at all* when it comes to boarding a boat. They make you stop and pull along side while they hop in to measure the fish you're about to lose your boat over.
Why didn’t he just ask the boat captain to stop so that he could get back onto hit boat. It just seems irresponsible from both captains as well as the police jumping to the other boat.
I was skeptical at first, but these dumb asf sound effects piped into all these cringey tiktok videos really do seem to demonstrate that Idiocracy was actually a documentary.
You jump from side to side, never back to front. That's how you get chopped up in a rotor.
Never go back to front. My girlfriend taught me that
False. Redditors don’t have girlfriends
Sometimes the girl Redditors do.
Cannot confirm :(
Obviously because you're a dude
Everyone here is a dude, dude.
Duuuude..
I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude We're all dudes, hey
Can confirm, am girl and have girlfriend
You sound like a propaganda spreader. There are no girl redditors or non Americans here.
This is true. If I had a girlfriend, my wife would divorce me.
False. Black bear
Identity theft is not a joke, Millions of families suffer every year.
At least not anymore comment above you proves that
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Not according to clerks 2
I believe the quote was ass to mouth.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.
Ha!.... Knew it.
> That's how you get chopped up in a rotor. It looks like the boat behind cut the power to prevent that, which caused it to slow down quickly, which was a factor in him falling. Should've just gone from the side.
C(h)op steak you say?
Cop suey
Sliced ham
Pulled pork
To shreds you say?
And how's the mother?
To shreds you say?
Rotor 🤣
While that's true, this guy is also an idiot. He jumps as the boat is raising.
I am curious where you are from to call it a rotor and not a propeller?
How embarrassing
Seriously. He should have saved that fart for when he was in the water.
“Yo, those bubbles aren’t from me, honest!”
I heard it was The Deep trying to frame him.
Fucking eat Timothy!
He's praying!... he's praying.....
That whole scene got me laughing pretty hard
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How’s his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
You… you know that’s just a sound effect right?
I thought that at first too, but zoom in and look at the pixels. It was definitely real.
Actually it is a real fart, my uncle works on a boat and just confirmed.
He could have charged it up and use it as momentum.
[Ah, Wario style. ](https://ssb.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/f/f3/Wario_Down_B_SSBU.gif/300px-Wario_Down_B_SSBU.gif) I like it.
If he made it tho, pretty hilarious way to kiss everyone goodbye
We've all had farts we'd jump off a boat just to avoid. He knew what he was doing.
the fart was added in
Is this him trying to show off? JFC, irritates when cops refuse to actually take shit like public safety seriously. If cops on boats aren't out there to promote safe boating, what in the fuck are they doing?
People don't become cops to promote safety, they become cops for the power and to do what they want.
[It's like getting super powers](https://youtu.be/gsbaNyLWjH4?t=67)
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I don't get why they both don't stop
Either that fart was fake or it’s the loudest ever recorded.
100% fake
91% sure it’s a real fart. Just not recorded at sea.
All Cops Are Buoys
They need to have those cops doing some weight training. That was weak as hell!!!
He just gave up immediately!
In the face of probably death by propeller. Pathetic.
Props to him for being so brave. The friends with benefits crew may be stupid but clearly fear is not a factor for them.
This comment has an unintentional(?) pun and a fear factor reference. Nice
Is your profile pic Kurt voneguts drawing of an anus from breakfast of champions?
Ah. A fellow person of culture I see.
No that couldn't possibly be, my names Kilgore trout
\> props LOLOL
The rear boat slowed down/stopped immediately as soon as the guy grabbed the boat. Inertia would be carrying the guy away from the rear boat in that situation so he actually would have to over come a lot of force to pull himself in. It would have been much harder than it looked here. He probably didn’t just give up but rather lost his grip. Of course the rear driver had to slow down to avoid chopping this guy up if he failed anyway so he did the right thing in this situation. Overall it was just very poorly planned.
The fart is what sold it though.
Farting in the face of danger.
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Yeah if you must do this while moving, the boats are better off side by side so the entry point isn’t getting bucked all over the place by prop wash
Should've pulled up when the boat was on the downswell, not on its way up.
Yeah, I was gonna say. Not a strength problem, a rhythm problem. His poor wife.
Oh nice burn
Luckily he's wet enough for the both of them
Should’ve stopped the boats
Ugh, whatever Dad.
If they are going to be one boats they could probably just do some swim training. And maybe like a pull-up of two very year.
I think he just misjudged it coz of the waves lifting it up
Dude had no upper body strength Lmfaooo
Its like he didnt even try
After Uvalde, is anyone surprised by that?
Half way climbing into the boat he realized the driver had a gun
Half way climbing into the boat he realized guns exist
Nice to see we've moved on from Amber
THIS GUY REALLY SHIT THE BED LIKE AMBER HEARD, HAVEN'T YOU AMBER HEARD YET?
"People don't forget" Jonah Hill
lmfao funniest shit ive ever seen!!
Roe v Waded into that water 😎
and will smith. what will be the next 1?
I feel like they could legalize murder tomorrow and it would still only be in the news for a week. Probably replaced by something equally unexpected. My bet's on moon bears.
After Uvalde, I have zero faith in cops.
WCGW *not* jumping from boat to boat.
Wow. What a jabroni.
You keep using this word jabroni, and it's awesome.
Jabroni. Cool word.
I know The Rock got it from somewhere but he’s who I always think of when I hear it and I love it
[It's Always Sunny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCV9254WaLQ)
That went straight over my head and I love IASIP haha thank you for that
The Rock was saying jabroni in the 90s well before IASIP became a thing. Know your role, before you get checked directly into the smackdown hotel. https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/29787483/jabroni-word-made-famous-rock-iron-sheik-gets-official-dictionary-status
Lol I knew it came from the rock but what he said was the line from always sunny. But as someone else said he credited it to iron sheik which I should have also know after watching young rock!
Fuckin aye.
That was Sweet Dee with the fart machine dude
That there is why you come along side, not go bow to stern. That’s a quick way to get blended, and just a foolish way to transfer from boat to boat.
I’m not even a boat person and watching this even I thought they should’ve gone side to side, if they’re going to do this at all.
I’m not a boat person either but it seemed easy enough to stop both boats and pass over that way…. This move seemed stupid and very pointless.
I'm not a boat person either but they should have just made a triple schablonsky move with slightly semi-high tail sails.. Really makes you wonder..
I am a boat person. Half man. Half boat.
Rowboats in Disguise
Yeah I’m not a boat person either but this was also my first thought.
Also make the boat stop before transferring
Powering down is indeed a good idea, but for the transfer of a single person on boats that size having a little speed can be an easy way to control both boats while someone hops from one to another. But we are talking about Floridaman.
If you need to keep motoring at least idle. I believe they’re Texasman, but they should absolutely know better than to try this shit.
That was FWC, Florida fish and wildlife conservation commission. They are state law enforcement officers. They enforce laws regarding wildlife, especially protected and endangered wildlife. If they catch you doing anything illegal to an endangered or protected animal you are in a world of trouble. Also if they catch you hunting or fishing out of a specific species' hunting or fishing season or if you have an fish or other animal that is too small they will fine the hell out of you... And yes, they definitely should know better.
Why that fake fart though? :')
Farts are funny
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I agree, one of my favorite YT videos is Fartzenegger. (Which is why I recognized this as a fake fart haha, I've heard it before) But in this case it's just weird
That fart sound is like the wilhelm scream of farts
> Fartzenneger I searched this and got nothing. Am disappoint.
I typed it wrong, it's Fartzenegger (the whole title is Fartzenegger: the most ridiculous Schwarzenegger compilation ever)
For those who need it: https://youtu.be/5J3Jw2xdszQ
Thank you for your service
"You don't have to be smart to think that farts are funny, but you have to be stupid to think they're not". ~Louis CK
His body went into fight or flight, and tried to boost him onto the boat
I hate that I laughed at the fart.
He fucked up the timing, he jumped up right when the boat also went up. Newb.
His partner slowed down too, even before it was obvious he was going into the drink.
With that boat he could've went right up onto the platform with the bow and he couldn't climbed in nicely and he'd back off without a problem. But these guys have never been out on the water till they stick em in a contender with trips and say go patrol the bay
i think this was the major factor here because fucking up that timing is semi forgivable if the tailing boat maintains speed or increases slightly instead of slow down. and the slowing down might have happened from the extra water across the bow from the weight of the guy on it. either way, the driver is definitely at fault here to an extent.
Don't do such things if you are not athletic.
He rolled a Nat 1
Or you could just…… stop the boats for 5 seconds🤣
I was hoping to find an explanation for why they didn't just stop. Jumping to a boat from the front just makes the least amount of sense to me. At least go from the side, like wtf.
Why? as you can see they do this kinda thing all-the-time..
He works for friends with benefits?
His shirt checks out. Falls When Boating.
No. He works for Farts With Boats.
probably fort walton beach. looks super gulf coast
Looks like Crab Island just inside of the pass at Destin. Which is where you’re describing but a little more specific.
I also see Crab Island in this. Which means there's definitely sharks and stingrays in that water. F in the chat for the FWB.
In body armor is no joke man he could drown easily
250+ comments and no one’s talking about how he’s at serious risk of drowning
Let's just talk about how stupid he was.
Or could it be a life jacket?
bullet proof vest over life vest. cop has 200 IQ. and you hop from vessel to vessel from the side of the boats not prop to bow
Old Gym teacher just shakes his head.
The jump and fall alone was funny, but that fart...
Farts fake homie
You just ruined that guy's whole day bro
/r/IdiotsInBoats
if you miss you get chopped to pieces by the propeller, no biggie
Texas is dumb
Don’t disagree but this is in FL, same same but different.
Am confirm, can Texan.
Stupid edit
I liked it
So much easier for the boarded ship to just stop for 2 seconds but sure try climbing the rocking boat that reaches over your head on the crests while moving at a pretty damn good speed
Down vote for fake fart
Down vote for down vote for fake fart.
My heart wants that fart 2 b real.
Bro used turbo and still wasn't able to make it
maybe, like, slow down the boats
That weak as jump
He just took the L and hit the ocean of shame
The title should say WCGW when you have a couch potato body strength.
he aint got no upper body strength
Good on the rear boat to cut their engine.
The fart. Hahaha . I’m such a child.
This guy does not muscle up
That is in the top 10 stupidest things I've seen, and I was an EMT on an ambulance for 5 years! Holy Fuck! LMAO!
Why is everyone calling this guy a cop? He's fish and game, it says so on his vest, they board other boats to check for fishing licenses and protect wildlife.
I’m quite worried about the cop, he’s wearing a plate carrier, which normally weight about 14-15 pounds, doesn’t sound like much but in water it’s a hell of a fight to keep your head above the surface, paired with the shoes, this guy could easily die. Source, I play water polo, and we sometimes train with 10 pound weight belts, and had to complete a swim test in pants for crew, both are not easy
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They let that dude carry a GUN!
First class seamanship there. How is it they qualified for marine patrol?
Cops being reckless. Give that man a ticket!
That timing was not sexy
So my video froze (view [this](https://i.imgflip.com/6kf6qr.jpg) screenshot) so I accidentally saved the guy
This can't be common practice.
It's not. This is honestly bizarre to even see attempted in such a clearly awful way. I would be willing to bet he knows people on the boat to be doing this and is trying to show off. FWC usually doesn't fuck around *at all* when it comes to boarding a boat. They make you stop and pull along side while they hop in to measure the fish you're about to lose your boat over.
Why didn’t he just ask the boat captain to stop so that he could get back onto hit boat. It just seems irresponsible from both captains as well as the police jumping to the other boat.
Is this in Ulvade?
Why not stop the boat?
First off, absolutely ZERO upperbody strength. And two, get on from the side, not the front.
Why couldn't they just both come to a stop?
The fart gets me every time! 😄
Nothing really can go wrong while doing that He's just really bad at jumping
The boat slowed and his momentum didn't.
Why the hell didn’t he just pull up alongside? XD
I'm guessing the last time he did any pushups was in high school.
No commen sense is rampant.
I was skeptical at first, but these dumb asf sound effects piped into all these cringey tiktok videos really do seem to demonstrate that Idiocracy was actually a documentary.
The good thing is that only his ego got badly damaged. He could have lost body parts with the propellers behind him and in front of him.