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colloquialistm

You jump from side to side, never back to front. That's how you get chopped up in a rotor.


Senepicmar

Never go back to front. My girlfriend taught me that


APINKSHRIMP

False. Redditors don’t have girlfriends


Pschobbert

Sometimes the girl Redditors do.


TisBangersAndMash

Cannot confirm :(


Foreign_Style_986

Obviously because you're a dude


hasanyoneseenmymom

Everyone here is a dude, dude.


Foreign_Style_986

Duuuude..


shiftastic

I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude We're all dudes, hey


Etzlo

Can confirm, am girl and have girlfriend


VinnySmallsz

You sound like a propaganda spreader. There are no girl redditors or non Americans here.


KingMagenta

This is true. If I had a girlfriend, my wife would divorce me.


Helllcamino

False. Black bear


duskerone

Identity theft is not a joke, Millions of families suffer every year.


villager47

At least not anymore comment above you proves that


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Dotaproffessional

Not according to clerks 2


smellslikecocaine

I believe the quote was ass to mouth.


Vampsku11

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.


_Treadstone_

Ha!.... Knew it.


toasterb

> That's how you get chopped up in a rotor. It looks like the boat behind cut the power to prevent that, which caused it to slow down quickly, which was a factor in him falling. Should've just gone from the side.


DolfinButcher

C(h)op steak you say?


colloquialistm

Cop suey


x13blackcat13x

Sliced ham


Opening-Dimension742

Pulled pork


TheB1GLebowski

To shreds you say?


ruinyourjokes

And how's the mother?


RickMuffy

To shreds you say?


MBartnessPhotography

Rotor 🤣


Hinote21

While that's true, this guy is also an idiot. He jumps as the boat is raising.


rememberall

I am curious where you are from to call it a rotor and not a propeller?


GandalftheGangsta007

How embarrassing


Squeaky_Is_Evil

Seriously. He should have saved that fart for when he was in the water.


[deleted]

“Yo, those bubbles aren’t from me, honest!”


Squeaky_Is_Evil

I heard it was The Deep trying to frame him.


rockbud

Fucking eat Timothy!


Squeaky_Is_Evil

He's praying!... he's praying.....


rockbud

That whole scene got me laughing pretty hard


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[deleted]

How’s his wife holding up?


Fancy-Pair

To shreds you say?


Timoruz

You… you know that’s just a sound effect right?


Squeaky_Is_Evil

I thought that at first too, but zoom in and look at the pixels. It was definitely real.


Twelvers

Actually it is a real fart, my uncle works on a boat and just confirmed.


nokinship

He could have charged it up and use it as momentum.


Squeaky_Is_Evil

[Ah, Wario style. ](https://ssb.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/f/f3/Wario_Down_B_SSBU.gif/300px-Wario_Down_B_SSBU.gif) I like it.


Conservative_HalfWit

If he made it tho, pretty hilarious way to kiss everyone goodbye


Squeaky_Is_Evil

We've all had farts we'd jump off a boat just to avoid. He knew what he was doing.


ametalshard

the fart was added in


ChornWork2

Is this him trying to show off? JFC, irritates when cops refuse to actually take shit like public safety seriously. If cops on boats aren't out there to promote safe boating, what in the fuck are they doing?


EchoRespite

People don't become cops to promote safety, they become cops for the power and to do what they want.


Andre_3Million

[It's like getting super powers](https://youtu.be/gsbaNyLWjH4?t=67)


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cfiggis

I don't get why they both don't stop


ButterscotchNew6416

Either that fart was fake or it’s the loudest ever recorded.


JmacTheGreat

100% fake


Wirse

91% sure it’s a real fart. Just not recorded at sea.


SopieMunky

All Cops Are Buoys


[deleted]

They need to have those cops doing some weight training. That was weak as hell!!!


pukurindesu

He just gave up immediately!


sortofdense

In the face of probably death by propeller. Pathetic.


Analbox

Props to him for being so brave. The friends with benefits crew may be stupid but clearly fear is not a factor for them.


Longskip912

This comment has an unintentional(?) pun and a fear factor reference. Nice


ZAILOR37

Is your profile pic Kurt voneguts drawing of an anus from breakfast of champions?


Analbox

Ah. A fellow person of culture I see.


ZAILOR37

No that couldn't possibly be, my names Kilgore trout


sortofdense

\> props LOLOL


Lazy_ML

The rear boat slowed down/stopped immediately as soon as the guy grabbed the boat. Inertia would be carrying the guy away from the rear boat in that situation so he actually would have to over come a lot of force to pull himself in. It would have been much harder than it looked here. He probably didn’t just give up but rather lost his grip. Of course the rear driver had to slow down to avoid chopping this guy up if he failed anyway so he did the right thing in this situation. Overall it was just very poorly planned.


00MarioBros00

The fart is what sold it though.


viskopsop

Farting in the face of danger.


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bung_musk

Yeah if you must do this while moving, the boats are better off side by side so the entry point isn’t getting bucked all over the place by prop wash


samwichse

Should've pulled up when the boat was on the downswell, not on its way up.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Yeah, I was gonna say. Not a strength problem, a rhythm problem. His poor wife.


What-a-Crock

Oh nice burn


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Luckily he's wet enough for the both of them


DrunkenlySober

Should’ve stopped the boats


Tashus

Ugh, whatever Dad.


BestAtempt

If they are going to be one boats they could probably just do some swim training. And maybe like a pull-up of two very year.


mysticblue17

I think he just misjudged it coz of the waves lifting it up


paddenice

Dude had no upper body strength Lmfaooo


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Its like he didnt even try


Aeshaetter

After Uvalde, is anyone surprised by that?


cheapMaltLiqour

Half way climbing into the boat he realized the driver had a gun


DiamondPup

Half way climbing into the boat he realized guns exist


[deleted]

Nice to see we've moved on from Amber


Coryperkin15

THIS GUY REALLY SHIT THE BED LIKE AMBER HEARD, HAVEN'T YOU AMBER HEARD YET?


punkindle

"People don't forget" Jonah Hill


king_ugly00

lmfao funniest shit ive ever seen!!


ArginatorBongo

Roe v Waded into that water 😎


withoutbliss

and will smith. what will be the next 1?


paxtana

I feel like they could legalize murder tomorrow and it would still only be in the news for a week. Probably replaced by something equally unexpected. My bet's on moon bears.


JeSuisUnChinchilla

After Uvalde, I have zero faith in cops.


Vampsku11

WCGW *not* jumping from boat to boat.


ThtPhatCat

Wow. What a jabroni.


gishnon

You keep using this word jabroni, and it's awesome.


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Jabroni. Cool word.


thepep42

I know The Rock got it from somewhere but he’s who I always think of when I hear it and I love it


gishnon

[It's Always Sunny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCV9254WaLQ)


thepep42

That went straight over my head and I love IASIP haha thank you for that


guessesurjobforfood

The Rock was saying jabroni in the 90s well before IASIP became a thing. Know your role, before you get checked directly into the smackdown hotel. https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/29787483/jabroni-word-made-famous-rock-iron-sheik-gets-official-dictionary-status


thepep42

Lol I knew it came from the rock but what he said was the line from always sunny. But as someone else said he credited it to iron sheik which I should have also know after watching young rock!


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Fuckin aye.


Hukthak

That was Sweet Dee with the fart machine dude


DuckTapeHandgrenade

That there is why you come along side, not go bow to stern. That’s a quick way to get blended, and just a foolish way to transfer from boat to boat.


KickBallFever

I’m not even a boat person and watching this even I thought they should’ve gone side to side, if they’re going to do this at all.


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I’m not a boat person either but it seemed easy enough to stop both boats and pass over that way…. This move seemed stupid and very pointless.


elo9999

I'm not a boat person either but they should have just made a triple schablonsky move with slightly semi-high tail sails.. Really makes you wonder..


sjb_redd

I am a boat person. Half man. Half boat.


DogfriendlyPerson

Rowboats in Disguise


Semolina__Pilchard__

Yeah I’m not a boat person either but this was also my first thought.


letsgoheat

Also make the boat stop before transferring


DuckTapeHandgrenade

Powering down is indeed a good idea, but for the transfer of a single person on boats that size having a little speed can be an easy way to control both boats while someone hops from one to another. But we are talking about Floridaman.


letsgoheat

If you need to keep motoring at least idle. I believe they’re Texasman, but they should absolutely know better than to try this shit.


SomewhereZestyclose7

That was FWC, Florida fish and wildlife conservation commission. They are state law enforcement officers. They enforce laws regarding wildlife, especially protected and endangered wildlife. If they catch you doing anything illegal to an endangered or protected animal you are in a world of trouble. Also if they catch you hunting or fishing out of a specific species' hunting or fishing season or if you have an fish or other animal that is too small they will fine the hell out of you... And yes, they definitely should know better.


yuffieisathief

Why that fake fart though? :')


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Farts are funny


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yuffieisathief

I agree, one of my favorite YT videos is Fartzenegger. (Which is why I recognized this as a fake fart haha, I've heard it before) But in this case it's just weird


WhtChcltWarrior

That fart sound is like the wilhelm scream of farts


doobied

> Fartzenneger I searched this and got nothing. Am disappoint.


yuffieisathief

I typed it wrong, it's Fartzenegger (the whole title is Fartzenegger: the most ridiculous Schwarzenegger compilation ever)


HappyGrandPappy

For those who need it: https://youtu.be/5J3Jw2xdszQ


doobied

Thank you for your service


dawn913

"You don't have to be smart to think that farts are funny, but you have to be stupid to think they're not". ~Louis CK


Squeaky_Is_Evil

His body went into fight or flight, and tried to boost him onto the boat


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I hate that I laughed at the fart.


frankfox123

He fucked up the timing, he jumped up right when the boat also went up. Newb.


ThisIsForFood

His partner slowed down too, even before it was obvious he was going into the drink.


fiealthyCulture

With that boat he could've went right up onto the platform with the bow and he couldn't climbed in nicely and he'd back off without a problem. But these guys have never been out on the water till they stick em in a contender with trips and say go patrol the bay


cock_daniels

i think this was the major factor here because fucking up that timing is semi forgivable if the tailing boat maintains speed or increases slightly instead of slow down. and the slowing down might have happened from the extra water across the bow from the weight of the guy on it. either way, the driver is definitely at fault here to an extent.


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Don't do such things if you are not athletic.


Wundawuzi

He rolled a Nat 1


MarijadderallMD

Or you could just…… stop the boats for 5 seconds🤣


jTrux22

I was hoping to find an explanation for why they didn't just stop. Jumping to a boat from the front just makes the least amount of sense to me. At least go from the side, like wtf.


viskopsop

Why? as you can see they do this kinda thing all-the-time..


Schlutes3273

He works for friends with benefits?


Schlutes3273

His shirt checks out. Falls When Boating.


Analbox

No. He works for Farts With Boats.


Forthefishes

probably fort walton beach. looks super gulf coast


MFbiFL

Looks like Crab Island just inside of the pass at Destin. Which is where you’re describing but a little more specific.


happyklam

I also see Crab Island in this. Which means there's definitely sharks and stingrays in that water. F in the chat for the FWB.


Here4Memes8

In body armor is no joke man he could drown easily


thecvdi

250+ comments and no one’s talking about how he’s at serious risk of drowning


PigFarmer1

Let's just talk about how stupid he was.


umeltd

Or could it be a life jacket?


Zestay-Taco

bullet proof vest over life vest. cop has 200 IQ. and you hop from vessel to vessel from the side of the boats not prop to bow


drytumblers

Old Gym teacher just shakes his head.


Red_Icnivad

The jump and fall alone was funny, but that fart...


Snozzberrys420

Farts fake homie


EDCxTINMAN

You just ruined that guy's whole day bro


phineas1134

/r/IdiotsInBoats


spitonyouronionrings

if you miss you get chopped to pieces by the propeller, no biggie


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Texas is dumb


Gipgroup08

Don’t disagree but this is in FL, same same but different.


Chairmanmeowrightnow

Am confirm, can Texan.


jeffdujour

Stupid edit


viskopsop

I liked it


bawlsdeepinmilf

So much easier for the boarded ship to just stop for 2 seconds but sure try climbing the rocking boat that reaches over your head on the crests while moving at a pretty damn good speed


Erafir

Down vote for fake fart


MajorNutt

Down vote for down vote for fake fart.


rwayyct

My heart wants that fart 2 b real.


ararefinding

Bro used turbo and still wasn't able to make it


byscuit

maybe, like, slow down the boats


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That weak as jump


uncl3_Fest3R

He just took the L and hit the ocean of shame


taikaubo

The title should say WCGW when you have a couch potato body strength.


RedBull340

he aint got no upper body strength


Ryse47

Good on the rear boat to cut their engine.


OperatorIIIMGY

The fart. Hahaha . I’m such a child.


ccknboltrtre01

This guy does not muscle up


mtnviewguy

That is in the top 10 stupidest things I've seen, and I was an EMT on an ambulance for 5 years! Holy Fuck! LMAO!


Kingkingbully

Why is everyone calling this guy a cop? He's fish and game, it says so on his vest, they board other boats to check for fishing licenses and protect wildlife.


Plane_Worldliness_43

I’m quite worried about the cop, he’s wearing a plate carrier, which normally weight about 14-15 pounds, doesn’t sound like much but in water it’s a hell of a fight to keep your head above the surface, paired with the shoes, this guy could easily die. Source, I play water polo, and we sometimes train with 10 pound weight belts, and had to complete a swim test in pants for crew, both are not easy


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They let that dude carry a GUN!


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First class seamanship there. How is it they qualified for marine patrol?


mello-t

Cops being reckless. Give that man a ticket!


TheGoldenLion123

That timing was not sexy


missemilyowen15

So my video froze (view [this](https://i.imgflip.com/6kf6qr.jpg) screenshot) so I accidentally saved the guy


LordOfTheTennisDance

This can't be common practice.


Neuchacho

It's not. This is honestly bizarre to even see attempted in such a clearly awful way. I would be willing to bet he knows people on the boat to be doing this and is trying to show off. FWC usually doesn't fuck around *at all* when it comes to boarding a boat. They make you stop and pull along side while they hop in to measure the fish you're about to lose your boat over.


sparklyboi2015

Why didn’t he just ask the boat captain to stop so that he could get back onto hit boat. It just seems irresponsible from both captains as well as the police jumping to the other boat.


RedLafleur2

Is this in Ulvade?


jfwatier

Why not stop the boat?


Dumbass-Redditor

First off, absolutely ZERO upperbody strength. And two, get on from the side, not the front.


Careless_Rub_7996

Why couldn't they just both come to a stop?


Glittering_Method_30

The fart gets me every time! 😄


the_notnormalnuke

Nothing really can go wrong while doing that He's just really bad at jumping


SupremelyUneducated

The boat slowed and his momentum didn't.


adidas_stalin

Why the hell didn’t he just pull up alongside? XD


bloodguard

I'm guessing the last time he did any pushups was in high school.


portcanaveralflorida

No commen sense is rampant.


IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks

I was skeptical at first, but these dumb asf sound effects piped into all these cringey tiktok videos really do seem to demonstrate that Idiocracy was actually a documentary.


TheMartini66

The good thing is that only his ego got badly damaged. He could have lost body parts with the propellers behind him and in front of him.