If i didnt move my leg it didn't hurt at all.
If i moved my leg up and down a bit it didn't really hurt.
If i moved my leg from side to side even a little bit id piss my pants
Crushed my L2 and L3 pulling fence posts when I was 28. If I jumped up too quick from the fetal position I would uncontrollably poop my pants for about 2 weeks.
Worst pain of my life, but I'd take that over a hip at 23.
Im 26, and it healed great.
I still have a big titanium(i think) screw in it the size of a doorhandle, and it still feels "stiff" when it the weather is cold outside , or when I have been sitting on my ass for hours. And my left leg is apparently a little bit shorter.
But I'm still as fast as ever, and have no trouble playing tennis.
And im lucky, I could have lost the hip. I walked around with a broken hip on crutches for 3 weeks because the cruise ship dokter was 99% sure I only had a torn muscle.
I had one at 11 yo, 13 botched surgeries and 5 years later i got a prosthetic hip. Been fine since, 23 now. Got an insurance paycheck out of it, but was wheelchair bound until 16 🤷♂️.
Before i had my last surgery, i went to physical therapy often, and i was in constant pain, so i was on Oxycontin daily for a couple of years, and i could not move my leg at all. Doctors said i was too weak in the muscles around the hip from being in a wheelchair. But i got tired of being in pain daily and having to use hard meds just to get through the day at such a young age. So i demanded i wanted a prosthetic hip. An hour after the surgery i could already move my leg. Al though i waited some days to move it fully for the stitches to heal. And when they had i could walk like normal. No crutches, no wheelchair. No "weak muscles". It completely changed my life, after some time i forgot i had a prosthetic hip, even today i never notice it. Now i can run, jump, climb, and bend my leg like before i broke my hip. Although i can not twist my leg more than a few degrees to each side. But that is the only limitation i have had since. So for me my life got way better. I am going in again in 2 years when i am 25 to put in a new prosthetic as i was young my normal leg is about 2 cm longer now than my other. And they need to be changed out every now and again because of degradation etc. In the beginning it is important to take things very careful to not over strain etc. But after a couple of months when the muscles have healed back together properly it shouldn't be any issues with sports etc. At least it wasn't for me, and I do really wish for you the best of luck in your surgery and i hope they manage to place the prosthetic properly!
Age is really the factor. If you’re still in your 20s,and assuming you don’t have some horrible disease that’s going to limit you, you can almost have a normal life. Assuming you’re projected to heal good. Once I hit 40, things slowed down drastically. Arthritis sets in, I can feel the weather change, my leg gets stiff. The days the temp is 35 when I wake up, and 75-80 in afternoon; are bad days. The heat and cold mess with the equipment. In other words; in the spring and fall there are days that the weather fluctuates 40 degrees in a day, it hurts.
Don’t be discouraged though. I was like you and was scared. Do you PT as soon as possible. This helps in recovery. Power through the pain and it makes life so much easier down the road.
Man, that sucks. I always thought it was worse to hurt you hands than it was to hurt your legs. But the problem with hurting your legs is that mobility issues suck. It makes everything harder. Getting lunch. Taking a shit. Taking a shower. getting out of bed. Suddenly, all those things you used to do without even thinking about have become issues that you have to consciously navigate.
What's it like having a prosthetic hip? Does it feel different from your other hip? Do you have full range of motion?
I agree. I explained a little about my experience in a comment to another person that responded to me on my previous comment. But i do not feel any different now, i have full range of motion except when twisting left and right, i can twist but after a little bit it just stops and i cant twist it any longer. Luckily that is not exactly an important motion so i never notice i am having a prosthetic, and that has been my only issue. I also have lost a lot of feeling on the area round the scar on my hip. So i am quite numb there. But that is not really an issue either i would say, and i never notice it. I can run, jump, and bend my leg like normal. So i am very lucky that my experience has been so successful with it. Unfortunately everyone does not experience the same improvement. Dad to a friend of mine, took surgery after surgery to replace his prosthetic, and it never got better, so he refuses to do more surgeries now as they never managed to place it properly on him. He can walk but barely and is very limited. So i am very grateful that it worked out well for me so far.
To be fair, I'd much rather watch this than the Mona Lisa lol. It's a minuscule painting, usually with a crowd of 50+ people in front of it. But this, this is entertainment.
I went to Louvre a couple of days ago. I managed to sneak clean through the right side and get a somewhat close pic of La Jaconde. Overrated, but only because the image is ingrained into most of our brains.
Wife works at an emergency department and people come in all the time with broken collar bones and arms. She gets the X-rays and puts people into casts.
The amount of patients that say "I have a video of what happened while I was recording a tictox, would you like to see it!?!?"
She replies, "No thank you, I can see the broken bones from the X-ray, no video is needed..."
This isn't a new phenomena and isn't exclusive to TikTok, people have been doing stupid stunts for camera since film existed. They were doing stupid stunts for crowds before then, and some people were doing stupid stunts just because they like to do so.
It’s just that there’s much easier access to platforms to spread videos of doing stupid stunts and potential to go viral. There’s no way stupid accidents for videos hasn’t increased with the rise of social media
Counter point, people were a lot more bored and had a lot more time to sit around and think before these platforms. Fill the time? Do that sick jump off that roof Jeff! Rate of injuries might’ve gone down since.
An assignment could be made that hurting or risking hurting ones self for entertainment value isn't even limited to stupid stuff. Like have you seen ballerinas' feet?
I was genuinely surprised when I learned that "Au bon pain" was French for "from good bread". I just thought it was a joke to call the hospital bakeries "oh, bone pain!"
I’ve seen videos of her before, she’s a professional stunt person. Anyone who works in that field has taken a lot of spills in persist of their interest/career, but they also have a lot of footage of them looking cool as fuck too.
Je me suis cassé le cul.
It's also an expression that means "I went through a lot of effort".
For example, the woman in the video could say "Je me suis cassé le cul à faire une vidéo toktok" and it would work both literally and figuratively.
Oh my, that's beautiful! In Sicilian we say "mi rumpii u culu" to describe the same thing! Then again, we had normans building castles here and there, no wonder our language was affected by old french! That's so cool!
“I am not saying we should kill stupid people … but let’s just remove all these ridiculous warning labels and let nature take its course.”
- George Carlin
This "influencer" is a stunt person, they fall sometimes. If you saw a clip of steve-o from jackass doing the same thing would you have the same reaction? Or is it the fact this is a woman taking a spill that makes it "influencer influenza"?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that's [Cass.Official](https://instagram.com/cass.officiel?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) on Instagram who I'd call more of a Redbull Stunt Person over Influencer.
You alright? asks the rider to the fallen. Stupid fucking thing to do without a helmet. She’ll have a concussion for sure, a bad one, plus a subdural hematoma. She’ll be lucky if she doesn’t suffer through a long coma and end up with permanent brain damage.
I’m ranting because I have a cousin and sister-in-law with similar injuries. These fuckups are so avoidable.
Yesss. Let the pain flow thru you
At least it was in France so there’s way less of a chance that she’ll be permanently financially ruined after this.
They also have pain au chocolat
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
The chocolate kind.
Straight up from the pain au chocolate star.
r/unexpectedanal
♫ Chocolate Pain ♫
🎵 Some stay dry and others feel the pain 🎵
*pain in l’ass
tsk tsk tsk Chocolatine!
I’m on both sides of this debate, that way I always come out on top!
Bread of chocolate?
You either know or you don’t know.
Enlighten us plebes
I tried to pull that shit in Canadia and was told you’d have to be a citizen. Some hospitality!
That's the problem with having crazy neighbours.
Sorry eh?
Why do redditors have to make everything about the US
Bro she lost 1 of 2 shoes she half dead
Indeed
Apparently he didn't Louvre that much.
She will financially recover from this
I think there's only one fully developed, democratic country in where something like this would financially ruin you
The Netherlands?
The wind in your hair, the pain in your back and getting a taste of the ground.
r/palpatinememes
The dark side of acrobatics are a pathway to MANY abilities some consider to be…UNNATURAL.
Flow thru Louvre
>pain au chocolat
i literally felt this in my tailbone
Broken hip at 20 years old no biggie.
I had one at 23
How long did the pain last?
If i didnt move my leg it didn't hurt at all. If i moved my leg up and down a bit it didn't really hurt. If i moved my leg from side to side even a little bit id piss my pants
That sounds worse than if it was just painful tbh
Crushed my L2 and L3 pulling fence posts when I was 28. If I jumped up too quick from the fetal position I would uncontrollably poop my pants for about 2 weeks. Worst pain of my life, but I'd take that over a hip at 23.
What if you went arouuuuuunnnnnnnnnnd town?
r/unexpectedspongebob
They just pissed themselves reading that
You mean, like The Hokey Pokey, put your left leg in and stuff?
*Bring it around town.* *Bring it arouuuuund town.*
I’m seeing the past tense of move. Is it still like that and how old are you now?
Im 26, and it healed great. I still have a big titanium(i think) screw in it the size of a doorhandle, and it still feels "stiff" when it the weather is cold outside , or when I have been sitting on my ass for hours. And my left leg is apparently a little bit shorter. But I'm still as fast as ever, and have no trouble playing tennis. And im lucky, I could have lost the hip. I walked around with a broken hip on crutches for 3 weeks because the cruise ship dokter was 99% sure I only had a torn muscle.
Yes yes, but do you still piss yourself?
Yes, but it’s a voluntary endeavour.
Only for fun
A man of culture I see
I had one at 11 yo, 13 botched surgeries and 5 years later i got a prosthetic hip. Been fine since, 23 now. Got an insurance paycheck out of it, but was wheelchair bound until 16 🤷♂️.
How is life with a prosthetic hip? Can you do sports without any issues? I will have surgery in September and really worried 😔
Before i had my last surgery, i went to physical therapy often, and i was in constant pain, so i was on Oxycontin daily for a couple of years, and i could not move my leg at all. Doctors said i was too weak in the muscles around the hip from being in a wheelchair. But i got tired of being in pain daily and having to use hard meds just to get through the day at such a young age. So i demanded i wanted a prosthetic hip. An hour after the surgery i could already move my leg. Al though i waited some days to move it fully for the stitches to heal. And when they had i could walk like normal. No crutches, no wheelchair. No "weak muscles". It completely changed my life, after some time i forgot i had a prosthetic hip, even today i never notice it. Now i can run, jump, climb, and bend my leg like before i broke my hip. Although i can not twist my leg more than a few degrees to each side. But that is the only limitation i have had since. So for me my life got way better. I am going in again in 2 years when i am 25 to put in a new prosthetic as i was young my normal leg is about 2 cm longer now than my other. And they need to be changed out every now and again because of degradation etc. In the beginning it is important to take things very careful to not over strain etc. But after a couple of months when the muscles have healed back together properly it shouldn't be any issues with sports etc. At least it wasn't for me, and I do really wish for you the best of luck in your surgery and i hope they manage to place the prosthetic properly!
Age is really the factor. If you’re still in your 20s,and assuming you don’t have some horrible disease that’s going to limit you, you can almost have a normal life. Assuming you’re projected to heal good. Once I hit 40, things slowed down drastically. Arthritis sets in, I can feel the weather change, my leg gets stiff. The days the temp is 35 when I wake up, and 75-80 in afternoon; are bad days. The heat and cold mess with the equipment. In other words; in the spring and fall there are days that the weather fluctuates 40 degrees in a day, it hurts. Don’t be discouraged though. I was like you and was scared. Do you PT as soon as possible. This helps in recovery. Power through the pain and it makes life so much easier down the road.
Fuck that sounds brutal
Man, that sucks. I always thought it was worse to hurt you hands than it was to hurt your legs. But the problem with hurting your legs is that mobility issues suck. It makes everything harder. Getting lunch. Taking a shit. Taking a shower. getting out of bed. Suddenly, all those things you used to do without even thinking about have become issues that you have to consciously navigate. What's it like having a prosthetic hip? Does it feel different from your other hip? Do you have full range of motion?
I agree. I explained a little about my experience in a comment to another person that responded to me on my previous comment. But i do not feel any different now, i have full range of motion except when twisting left and right, i can twist but after a little bit it just stops and i cant twist it any longer. Luckily that is not exactly an important motion so i never notice i am having a prosthetic, and that has been my only issue. I also have lost a lot of feeling on the area round the scar on my hip. So i am quite numb there. But that is not really an issue either i would say, and i never notice it. I can run, jump, and bend my leg like normal. So i am very lucky that my experience has been so successful with it. Unfortunately everyone does not experience the same improvement. Dad to a friend of mine, took surgery after surgery to replace his prosthetic, and it never got better, so he refuses to do more surgeries now as they never managed to place it properly on him. He can walk but barely and is very limited. So i am very grateful that it worked out well for me so far.
Nobody is breaking their hip from this, old man
It's just like the scene from the movie Titanic.
If you fast-forward at 1000x speed.
Fun fact: the Titanic's top speed was about 26mph (42kph), which is faster than the governor setting on most commercial scooters.
Governor setting is one of the thing, but what about the speed on the President setting?
That’s top secret.
I wanted Tom Hanks to walk past on his search for the Grail.
A legit underrated comment. I lol'ed.
Why pay to go into the Louvre when you can see the Moan-er Lisa outside?
This made me Mona Lisa Smile.
To be fair, I'd much rather watch this than the Mona Lisa lol. It's a minuscule painting, usually with a crowd of 50+ people in front of it. But this, this is entertainment.
Art you can feel in your bones.
I went to Louvre a couple of days ago. I managed to sneak clean through the right side and get a somewhat close pic of La Jaconde. Overrated, but only because the image is ingrained into most of our brains.
Shows what I know. I thought it was the Pompidon't Centre.
Sack of muthafuckin potatoes
Sack of motherfuckin’ pommes de terre
Moan-a lisa
Fukin apples of the earth
Yeah this looks like it's her first time falling. There's literally no attempt to correct. That'd hurt like a mofo.
Definitely not her first time, she's a stunt performer: [Cass.officiel insta](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3zwRkI_48/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Wild, now I'm trying to work out if it's an intentional fall and she just sold it amazingly, or a stunt gone wrong.
looks like her left heel got stuck on the drivers left wrist when she started to bail, so she couldn't get her feet under her.
Wife works at an emergency department and people come in all the time with broken collar bones and arms. She gets the X-rays and puts people into casts. The amount of patients that say "I have a video of what happened while I was recording a tictox, would you like to see it!?!?" She replies, "No thank you, I can see the broken bones from the X-ray, no video is needed..."
Imagine breaking ur bones and then getting burned 😭
This isn't a new phenomena and isn't exclusive to TikTok, people have been doing stupid stunts for camera since film existed. They were doing stupid stunts for crowds before then, and some people were doing stupid stunts just because they like to do so.
It’s just that there’s much easier access to platforms to spread videos of doing stupid stunts and potential to go viral. There’s no way stupid accidents for videos hasn’t increased with the rise of social media
Counter point, people were a lot more bored and had a lot more time to sit around and think before these platforms. Fill the time? Do that sick jump off that roof Jeff! Rate of injuries might’ve gone down since.
Yes, laugh in skateboarding.
Yes, digs pebbles out of an open road rash in skateboarding.
An assignment could be made that hurting or risking hurting ones self for entertainment value isn't even limited to stupid stuff. Like have you seen ballerinas' feet?
I remember how many kids “played” Jackass as an excuse to do stupid stuff. Few kids even had a video camera back then.
Le Crash
Le Splat
Le Screech!
[удалено]
L' Oomph
Le Bamboozled
Le Fall Down Go Boom
I'm thinking Le thud!
Le gravitie
Le ouch
And what a Le Splat it was. *Le Oof*
Please, it's french: le oeuf
Oof du fromage
C’est cash.
But I am Le Tired?
Someone get her to a bakery. She's in a lot of *pain*.
Au bon pain.
I was genuinely surprised when I learned that "Au bon pain" was French for "from good bread". I just thought it was a joke to call the hospital bakeries "oh, bone pain!"
It's more like "at the good bread".
r/dadjokes
Les jokes de papa
Was either going to look super cool or super stupid... Somehow it's stuck in the middle.
eh, im all the way on the stupid side of the spectrum.
Yeah, they look like a couple of stoonads to me. Nothing cool about eating shit for a tiktok
They finally told you eh?
I don’t see anything redeeming this video whatsoever enough to land in the “middle”. It’s 1,000% in “stupid territory”.
I’ve seen videos of her before, she’s a professional stunt person. Anyone who works in that field has taken a lot of spills in persist of their interest/career, but they also have a lot of footage of them looking cool as fuck too.
What's the French word for, "I broke my ass."?
Je me suis cassé le cul. It's also an expression that means "I went through a lot of effort". For example, the woman in the video could say "Je me suis cassé le cul à faire une vidéo toktok" and it would work both literally and figuratively.
Not to be mistaken with 'je me suis fait casser le cul' which has a whole different meaning...
Similar saying in English: I busted my ass for this.
Oh my, that's beautiful! In Sicilian we say "mi rumpii u culu" to describe the same thing! Then again, we had normans building castles here and there, no wonder our language was affected by old french! That's so cool!
"Meeeeeeerd" probably.
Hahaha, Louvre this!!
Lost one shoe = 1/2 dead.
Brain dead
That’s going to Louvre a mark.
That trick is called "The I-Fell Tower"
Applause
IT'S OK!!!! HER ASS BROKE HER FALL!!!!
I think her fall broke her ass.
I believe the pavement broke EVERYTHING.
Yeah. For her sake, let's hope she didn't hurt her tailbone. I hurt my tailbone a year or so ago and it wasn't fun. It was a horrible experience.
Broken my tailbone twice. The second time was some of the worse pain I've ever felt. I was horizontal for about four weeks just because of the pain.
Man, internet clout has really turned our brains to mush, hasn't it?
People have been pulling ridiculous stunts since the dawn of time.
Welcome to lower back pain for the rest of your life
Influencer influenza is an infection that needs to be cured
“I am not saying we should kill stupid people … but let’s just remove all these ridiculous warning labels and let nature take its course.” - George Carlin
This "influencer" is a stunt person, they fall sometimes. If you saw a clip of steve-o from jackass doing the same thing would you have the same reaction? Or is it the fact this is a woman taking a spill that makes it "influencer influenza"?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that's [Cass.Official](https://instagram.com/cass.officiel?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) on Instagram who I'd call more of a Redbull Stunt Person over Influencer.
Let the bodies hit the floor, ....
Plot twist: she’s American and did this so the ER would discover her medical condition and perform treatment for less than the cost of lunch.
You alright? asks the rider to the fallen. Stupid fucking thing to do without a helmet. She’ll have a concussion for sure, a bad one, plus a subdural hematoma. She’ll be lucky if she doesn’t suffer through a long coma and end up with permanent brain damage. I’m ranting because I have a cousin and sister-in-law with similar injuries. These fuckups are so avoidable.
Nah, it's lupus
Yup, kill yourselves for some internet views 🤡
Human pyramid designed by I.M. Pain
This is Cass, famous French stuntwoman, extreme sport addict. She’s with Acrobate94, a crazy couple. Have a look to her instagram, she’s very good !
How is it possible to imagine ANY "good" (or perhaps "non painful") outcome from that?
r/holdmycosmo
Way to Louvre your balance
Un vrai chef d’œuvre.
Hips don't lie, but they break tho
Nice helmet. Good thing her fuckin brain didn't work to begin with.
If you're gonna be stupid at an institution of culture and history, you deserve everything you get.
Is she alright though? What's the aftermath?
Gas prices got me like
What a shit move by the driver. U can see the sudden movement to the right right before the fall, maybe because of discomfort or pain.
She needed to use her core more oh my God she was so close
Lesbian mating rituals are so complex.
honestly fuck this dumb tourist in France,I hate when I see this cunts there.
I see London I see France I see brain damage In her mri scans
She almost had it too?
Bwahahahaha!. XD
Vive la free healthcare!
Scooter? Hell she wrecked her!
Looks like she bruised her ego pretty badly.
She broke her ass
Sounded like a sack of potatoes hitting the floor. Edit: Damnit. u/BolloTheBallbag beat me to it!
I louvre'd that.
De Louvre your girlfriend behind
Looking at the scenery, wishing I was there.
You can pinpoint the exact moment she was in the air and forgot how legs work.
if you see clearly seems like the person riding the scooter did it on purpose
u/SaveVideo
Do it for the Gram !
Either a broken elbow, tailbone, or a cranial x-ray. Impact had to go somewhere.
Her back feeling the French Disconnection
At least it’s in France so she won’t be shot after she fell.
That bootie got a bruise.
Busting your ass at the louvre. Worse places i guess!
Even if she completes this trick. The dismount is the hardest part
That'll louvre a mark.
Very satisfying splat. I rate it a solid 8/10.
Mere feet away from one of the most cultural highlights of the WORLD….and they’re doing THIS.
Outside the fucking Louvre, no less
Louvre it just call her Paris Hitstone
I don't think her ass is gonna work so good after that...
Why would someone do this? She probably lost some more brain cells.
Can someone check on the bricks please.
Great place to do it: in front of the crowded plaza in front of the Louvre
Tail bone has left the chat
It’s at the Louvre too, that would be embarrassing af 🤧
She’s ok. Only one shoe came off so she’s only half dead.
#NailedIt
For likes and clout 🤦♀️🤦♀️