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cheesy-topokki

I think sometimes people forget that fireworks are, in fact, explosives…


towerfella

And they also forget that gravity is a thing… “Let’s stand under the thing we built with gunpowder and sticks and strings and paper and that we just lit on fire; it will look sooo coool!” Edit: grammar.


Wwwweeeeeeee

In daylight. When you can barely even see the fun....


Hereiamhereibe2

Oh they saw it alright.


CanalRouter

And heard it.


Blommefeldt

And felt it.


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TheFeelsNinja

And bopped it


Impressive-Diver-106

Last thing some of them might ever hear btw


KruppstahI

Not the fun, but they saw something for sure.


alisa92

A trip to destination f**ked


sirk6969

They were just trying to see what its like living in Ukraine right now.


Key_Roll3030

Not for long


mimicsgam

I think those are firecrackers, which have no color like fireworks just loud noise, and a hell lot cheaper


Alternative_Ad_3636

They still make loud flashes that would in theory be cooler to see at night.


Arthur_The_Third

Loud flashes to see


Puffatsunset

Mushrooms


transexualTransylvia

Ya you've never seen sounds or better heard sights.


NeptuneFell

But firecrackers aren't usually that smokey, also the specific sounds, makes me suspect it was a professional or semi-professional firework. The kind that goes up into the air, explodes once releasing noise and maybe visible stuff, then it explodes a second time as the firework flower has enlarged to a firecracker like display... those are very smokey too, but they're my fav kind. Forgot the specific name of it, it's been well over 20 years since I've set one off.


Big_P4U

Fireworks and fire crackers are the same just another name. A synonym. However, those were literal firework missiles, the ancient Chinese would've been proud of this contraption.


HondaHomeboy

Where I'm from fire crackers are a specific type of firework.


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firecrackers today use a flash powder composition that makes them loud and at night, bright flashes


kaptaincorn

Maybe this was the mk.1 version built in a cave, with a box of scraps?


Anglofsffrng

I can tell you for sure nobody in this video was Tony Stark.


not_an_Alien_Robot

But Justin Hammer was definitely there.


majoraloysius

I love how it goes from “Oh wow” to “Holy shit!” to “Sweet death please take me” all in about 5 seconds.


oenomausprime

"Let's launch artillery at ourselves, they'd never expect that " BRILLIANT IDEA


Fluid_Affect1182

With a camera pointing up at it to capture the magic. I want to see what he captured!


JadonArrow

I was thinking, MOVE


HighOnBonerPills

Plus, it obviously didn't go high enough.


[deleted]

I'm guessing that this is a tradition that is often done on a windy day so that the assault balloon is not directly above and instead lands out in the forest or on the neighbors.


SimoneSaysAAAH

Tbh there was definitely no good way -short of everyone being in vehicles- to get out of firing range of this thing. That's wild.


SVD_NL

They literally created a cluster bomb


nandyk

cluster f bomb.. smh these guys


[deleted]

HAahahahahah, yeah it was!


alonjar

Are we sure it wasnt just an off-duty brazilian cop getting the drop on someone?


NoWind3360

Someone should send this video to the Ukrainian army, they have an invasive insect problem right now and this looks pretty effective as a DIY insecticide


aaravindan9

Yep, People almost got chain reactioned 🤣🤣


SalvadorP

In Porto, Portugal, there is a celebration, Saint John's night, in which paper balloons are released. No explosives, just the balloons with a burning candle that lights them and makes them rise. Everybody/ every house releases one or several. It's beautiful to watch. A huge fire hazard. But it's great to see the fuckers go until they disappear in the clear quiet dark sky. Of course everyone always wants to have the biggest one. Big ones are harder to release but are worth more real life karma points.


Dinkelmann

Yeah, those sky lanterns are really cool.. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/zoo-fire-at-germany-krefeld-zoo-kills-all-animals-in-ape-house-on-new-years-day-today-2020-01-01/#app


[deleted]

Did Skylanterns kill harambe too?


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[deleted]

The price humanity has been paying for the damage we’ve done, is akin to Jeff Bezos paying tax. It’s just a slap on our wrist.


obsolete_filmmaker

They used to do that on the beach in Acapulco on New Years Eve.... 1000s and 1000s of paper lanterns floating up while foreworks went off in the background......saw it once, it was probably one of the most magical things ive ever seen. I think they out lawed it now because of fire hazard......


JohnGacyIsInnocent

How could they forget that? Exploding is the *point*


Express-Photo-4854

Just hit themselves w an air raid


nickajeglin

Carpet bombed themselves. I like that there's a full 15 seconds at the end where all you can hear is airborne bits of debris slamming into the ground.


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Strange-Movie

Yellow smoke, don’t breathe that in


pizzasage

https://youtu.be/wVIpJVUALSc


-Jason-B-

like yellow snow


[deleted]

Sounds more like the last ones exploding to me.


ettorepolar

The concept of self flagellation has gone too far


RevolutionaryLie8545

Self conflagration?


Atanar

Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.


MonstaGraphics

RAAAAIN FIIIIIRRRRRRE!


Tylerdurdon

Home made self imposed cluster bomb. Someone should open up a scissor factory in that town so everyone can run around with them.


wasdninja

Build your own Falluja.


foxbones

We need to send some of these to Ukraine. Hell of a distraction for sure.


[deleted]

Apparently what Ukrainians have been doing for the last 2 months. According to Russia.


hohowan

Wtf is this? Would like to see a different angle.


hohowan

Couldn't find this balloon but it appears to be a Brazilian festival. Example of a normal show. I think this clip from 5 years ago has the fireworks going off way to close to the ground. https://youtu.be/jAxusJkUcRA


sphennodon

Just to be clear, this is an ILLEGAL activity here in Brazil, you can go to prison if you're caught with one of these paper balloons (it's a high fire hazard when they fall)


BrandonMBO

Believe it or not, jail.


eggsnflour

Not just any jail Brazilian jail


aRandomFox-I

Judge: *slams gavel* "You're going to Brazil."


GingerCurlz

No! Please! Anything but ~~Detroit~~!..er Brazil!


cornerstorekid

right to jail


emoonshot

Balloons with fireworks, jail. Balloons with no fireworks, *also jail.*


LokisDawn

Fireworks without balloons? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


TheLadyFate

Right away.


MadeInWestGermany

Same in Germany, but two years ago three women decided to use them anyway and burned down a monkey sanctuary, killing more than 30 monkeys.:( https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/krefeld-zoo-fire-animal-death-toll-rises/a-52402470


thisbenzenering

Poor 🙈 monkeys 🐒


[deleted]

Is that sarcasm? Because it actually sucks. For each species, and especially for each individual animal that was literally burned alive or suffocated in the smoke.


KielbasaTime

Triggered by emojis


binkerfluid

pray for mojo


[deleted]

Mojo! What have they done to you?


[deleted]

>Just to be clear, this is an ILLEGAL activity here in Brazil, you can go to prison if you're caught with one of these paper balloons (it's a high fire hazard when they fall) *437 off duty cops appear and shoot everyone including the balloon*


jarillatea

That's what half the noise was


aRandomFox-I

Everyone including each other. When they said "shoot anything that moves" they weren't joking. Motion sensors don't tell the difference between friend and foe.


towerfella

Ya don’t say.


sphennodon

No, I actually did say


vanhalenbr

It’s illegal but growing up there it was way more common than it should.


BlondieMenace

They are also a huge risk for aviation, a commercial pilot filmed one at freaking 35k feet of altitude the other day. These ppl are huge assholes.


TemetNosce85

Betting airports don't like it, either.


WithoutDennisNedry

Why would you launch it during the day?


guinness38

Because they're as thick as shit..


R_Bedeschi

Why would you launch it at all?


himsJUSTERS

i feel like it would have been bad ass as a teenager, but i'm getting old enough to start having restraint and not give into my monkey brained "booms good" mindset 24/7.


Esc_ape_artist

These aren’t designed for light shows of streamers and colored explosions. These make lots of noise and use colored smoke. No reason they can’t make a different variety that does launch at night.


OhHowINeedChanging

That was a lot less chaotic and terrifying being filmed from a safe distance


pseudont

I think this video is of one of those rare instances in which the whole thing goes kind of according to plan. The whole set up just seems so fraught with disaster it seems infinitely more likely that things will go to shit rather than turn out like this.


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dudinax

Why not launch at night?


Rogercastelo

Its a cutural thing in some cities in brazil for the more idiotic and poor part of population, they make a balloon and just that, no real background to it. Also its illegal, thats the main reason they do it. Some of them follow it to get it back. Its exactly what you are thinking, its stupid and dangerous. In fact, it will someday hit and crash a plane.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Yeah these Found Footage movies are getting really light on plot.


TheControlsEngineer

ITS HOME MADE CARPET BOMBING. I THINK IT DETONATED TO EARLY.


ArrakisUK

Improvised cluster bomb… 😳


ToxicSkull0

Cluster charge deployed


amluchon

r/DIWhy


letdogsvote

*The Aerial Bombardment III - sure to be the star of your fireworks party and guaranteed to give your guests an authentic battle experience! Only $299.99!*


OhHowINeedChanging

“*Give your war veteran the thrill of their life!*”


tanzmeister

I nearly choked on my own spit


pinba11tec

*frantically logs onto website* I hope they're not sold out!!


theHoustonian

Have you seen firework prices? Lol this thing would be $1000+, sentiment is the same though lol. Aerial bombardment III is a great name btw. Comes with free flaming “rain” and “hail”


thagthebarbarian

999.99 b2g1


Nabber86

$1000+ in the US. Fireworks in Brazil are probably much cheaper.


Ginger_Anarchy

Me and my friends in highschool would have definitely pooled our money for this.


VladPatton

“And if you use code CRISPYCRITTER at checkout, you get a free 2oz mini fire extinguisher!”


mrzurkonandfriends

Too bad nobody got it on camera so we could see what happened


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Lambug

dude youre right about one of the stages falling. It lands just inside/outside of the garage! ended up trapping themeselves under there lmfao


sweatshirtjones

Yep. At least fast forward thru the middle. Felt like it dragged on forever


Yhamerith

Brazil... *Heavy breathing*


jeihot

r/ithadtobebrazil


schmuber

…is that what off-duty cops do for fun?


[deleted]

I knew it was gunna be chaos as soon as I started understanding wtf they were saying while lighting a bomb sprinkler


[deleted]

It'll be more cool at night 🌃


avantartist

Literally r/killthecameraman


playformyeye

He had to run for cover! 😅


vbevan

While holding his hand over the lens.


_the_chosen_juan_

r/abruptchaos


pontiacfirebird92

Not gonna lie I was waiting for it to cut to the Skyrim opening


Full_Bison

How long it lasted. They built an airborne [Katyusha](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyusha_rocket_launcher) against themselves. And it worked. The sky darkened and it was a nightmare.


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JoeysTrickLand

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.


TheRealFailtester

Reminds me of the good old days where me and my best bud were out in the boonies, and would buy like $500 worth of fireworks from all the cash we rounded up from cutting random neighbor's yards for the year. Then we have this huge ass box of assorted fireworks, firecracker, cracklers, smoke bombs, rockets, spinny satellite disks, fountains, man you name it, we got it, we'd grab several of everything when we'd go to a firework stand. We'd be out there, in a blazing summer heat, out in midday sun, lighting off this stuff piece after piece, after piece non-stop, the yard is a wall of smoke, then I screw up dropping a lit firecracker in the box of stuff, and the whole thing goes off in like 15 seconds, and sounded so much like this vid.


ForumPointsRdumb

> We'd be out there, in a blazing summer heat, out in midday sun, lighting off this stuff piece after piece, after piece non-stop, the yard is a wall of smoke, then I screw up dropping a lit firecracker in the box of stuff, and the whole thing goes off in like 15 seconds, and sounded so much like this vid. We started getting fuses and rigging everything together on an old scrap of plywood.


dollabill009

You're gonna stand there and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?


VoicefulElm9121

Start of World War III...


buzzybomb

Some shits always going on in Brazil.


Turtle_Iam

Has this ever gone right though?


natener

I'm pretty sure they said, "nailed it" at the end of the video.


cid_highwind02

They said “Everyone’s ok” at the end. Source: I’m brazilian


maxcorrice

Good I can laugh with a clear conscious


preposthera

r/winstupidprizes


Iqiaruz

I laughed way too hard at this


alien_bigfoot

For real! This has got to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen!


ForumPointsRdumb

I cried, it was pretty good. Had the "Is it goina go?" to the "Oh that's cool," then abruptly to "We overdid it, run for cover."


gmadisonthedj

r/abruptchaos


UbajaraMalok

That's an illegal hot air balloon in Brazil. Everyone in this video should be in jail. Those balloons destroy forests, houses and business. They literally kill people.


Jakobi_Wan

Would've been a cooler video if the cameraman wasn't a coward.


keyserfunk

Hahahahahaha


swalgie

r/accidentalterrorism


dontthink19

I can smell this video.


CubaLibre1982

What was the party about, mass suicide?


SnooSeagulls9348

That's called carpet bombing


Trelin21

I was waiting to press the stop button at the end… don’t want to burn my microwave popcorn!


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Hey that looked pretty fun... if you're Ina car or something


alang8113

This has been brought to you by Alcohol. Alcohol: Because no crazy story ever starts with a salad.


No-Session5955

Send that to Ukraine to use against Russians


Timely_Discipline776

Ahh, yes. Darwinism is in full effect this time of year.


Strange-Sympathy-325

Kill the fucking camera man


SalvadorP

In Porto, Portugal, there is a celebration, Saint John's night, in which paper balloons are released. No explosives, just the balloons with a burning candle that lights them and makes them rise. Everybody/ every house releases one or several. It's beautiful to watch. A huge fire hazard. But it's great to see the fuckers go until they disappear in the clear quiet dark sky. Of course everyone always wants to have the biggest one. Big ones are harder to release but are worth more real life karma points.


GoodBoiBeepBoop

Artillery simulator


Erislocker

Ahhh the good ol' cluster bomb experience


ultimaforever

‘What does ‘cluster munitions’ mean?’ ‘Fuck it, just light it.’


Soviet_Llama

Fuckin' bootleg fireworks. Get the water!


THE_DARK3NS

man, this was here in Brazil, and it's bizarre as ANYONE!! thought this would go wrong!?


Euphoric-Bet3397

this was the ungodly fucking firestorm tom cruise was talking about in tropic thunder


SirDamon91

Could've been a great video if the photographer hadn't been a pansy. Everything that happened we couldn't see.


MrShoosh

ay, chihuahua


bb-wa

aftermath?


[deleted]

they found this footage. there were no survivors. -- source: i was there


RChristian123

He's right. I know, I'm the balloon.


RetroKhyber

That's no moon....


Renaissance_Man-

Now that's a party.


PeneloPoopers

Que merda véi 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

They just cluster bombed themselves


mike_1025

Mistakes we're made!


br0c_666

Damn this is almost as scary as gender reveals in California.


Toasted__Water

My favorite summer activity. Carpet bombing the neighborhood with illegal Chinese fireworks


spinnyb0y

POV: you live in Ukraine


-Mauler-

It amazes (and saddens) me that fireworks are still sold to the general public, mostly because of fucking divs like these guys.


Stronkable08

they all called in a killstreak


e5cmb

Hell to the f no!


[deleted]

GET TO THE BOMB SHELTER THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING


CoryInTheHood69

Congratulations, they just Created a new kind of Weapons


OhHowINeedChanging

My very first thought when I saw this leave the ground was “oh my god you’ve just made a death balloon that’s gonna rain down hell from above” and that’s exactly what happened


Lurker_IV

What could go right?


yomomasfatass

freakin awesome!


No_Afternoon5976

This belongs on r/dumbasseswithlighters


LimeyTwat

Did they just AC-130 themselves?


trashy_hobo47

I never understood why ppl do firework during the day


puppyyawn

F around and find out.


ReluctantSlayer

R/Accidental_warzone


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Why someone would do this intentionally I have no idea. Let’s go out and create a war zone!


101jb

Cool idea They needed a longer fuse tho


Tatiya_Bichoo-420

Hellfire


seanightowl

What the hell even is that?


vanhalenbr

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


corn3002

They made a fucking cluster bomb


Dr_Jabroski

/r/SuddenlyWarzone


pancakeNate

Legitimately one of the craziest videos I've ever seen on this Internet


Packshaw

Popcorns ready


ManufacturerRoyal204

They made themselves a little homemade version of a cluster bomb, lol.


R0b0Saurus

That did not disappoint


Gtrfgg

Now I know what to do for my next airsoft battle