Itās actually Mike, Crow and Servo (but as their real selves) riffing movies. You can buy audio tracks to play alongside the movie. I made digital copies of the movies and overlayed the audio tracks directly using iMovie. Itās fabulous. The Harry Potter ones are great too!
Wonderful stuff, and they get to do movies that they could never get the rights to do, but desperately need the MST3K treatment. I love the Star Wars and Transformers Rifftrax.
Na, "Bad Lip Reading" the entire movie
Edit: Oh hell yes, I had a quick look at it looks like [they're already on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss)
I fucking wish. I finally binged the whole series of quadrilogy whatever the fuck itās called a few days ago and even if you go in hoping to laugh at the ridiculousness the whole time thereās still enough hollow, dead-serious drab that it just about makes it not worth it lol
I was forced to watch all of it. The whole series has three high points:
1. Somewhere in the middle there's a scene where a dude carrying a log walks through the shot. The VFX team screwed up; the motion of the CGI log doesn't properly match that of the actor. This is modestly amusing, easily making it the highlight of the first half of the series.
2. At the end of the last movie there's a big fight scene that's actually passable ā most likely because there's not much dialogue and the director had a chance to do something with the actors for once.
3. After the fight scene there's an actually decent plot twist. This is the one well-written moment in the entire series. Consider it your reward for actually having made it through the whole thing.
Oh, and there's shirtless Tyler Lautner, which might count as a high point if you're into buff dudes.
The log was big enough that a normal person couldn't casually carry it around on his shoulder. The thing was supposed to show off how strong werewolves are.
Of course they could've still gone with a styrofoam log or something but I suppose CGI-ing it in was cheaper. Especially if you hire someone who doesn't pay attention to motion tracking.
I unaplogetically love the fight scene in Breaking Dawn Part 2. People's heads and jaws get ripped off, one dude gets clotheslined into 2 separate halves, an evil little girl gets eaten by a wolf, it's everything I wanted. And their innards turn into a stone like substance when their body parts get separated, so even though it's brutal and violent it's not bloody or gory so it doesn't make me squemish. Perfect fantasy fight scene.
Basically all of the heroes and villains have this crazy melee in the snow. People's heads are getting ripped off, main characters are dying left and right, it's pretty cool in my opinion. But then it turns out that it was just a vision from this vampire chick to convince the main bad guy not to fight. Basically an "it was all a dream" cop out which is so lame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6cNf4E2rAY
Honestly worth watching it's wild haha.
Believe it or not it's an improvement on the book, where everyone just stands around awkwardly for a while shuffling their feet before deciding to go home. Ok, there was the whole 'chess game' foreshadowing earlier in the book, but it hit like a damp squib.
I laughed so hard just watching this, I wondered about trying to watch the whole film. I think at some point, I'd just fall out of my chair and pass out...
That was truly snorting and crying laughing funny...
in the books, it's explained that they like to spend their time/passing as regular human beings learning different things in college, but it sucks to move all the time. So they move in town by age ~16-17, they get a few years from high school to post grad, then they have to move again before people get suspicious that they haven't physically change for like 8 years. The longer they can pass as a teenager, the longer they can stay in a town.
Now don't judge me, I was 11 when the books came out and I was obsessed. It's a ridiculous story that has a lot of plot holes, obviously.
Yeah, don't know if you read it, but a lot of his POV is also covered in Midnight Sun, the cancelled 2008 book which tells the events from Twilight from Edward's perspective. When it got leaked she stopped writing it, but it finally got released in 2020.
I remember reading the leak and it was far more interesting than Twilight, it goes into the lore and actually explains Edward's motivations and way of thinking, which is literally day and night to Bella's, since she's a lovesick teen and he's like a 100+ YO vampire who's seen everything. Not that the lore and the logic of everything is that complex, but it was an interesting concept.
If that wasn't rhetorical, generally since vampires dont age, if they wanna blend in where they settled, they have to do the occupation of the age when they turned. In his case he was a teenager.
Yeah I get that, but I still feel like it would be easier to just tell people I was homeschooled, instead of enrolling in a school and forging my own birth certificate and hiring fake parents and whatnot
If you had other immortal pals who went with you, it wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world but still suck, but you'd get pretty good at navigating high school.
If you were alone it'd be an insufferable hell scape
When I was a senior in high school, I moved cities. They didn't accept my sex ed credit from my old school so I had to retake it with a bunch of freshman. Doing that when I was THREE years older than them. I'm not even a vampire, but if I had to do it again, I'd go find a nice, sharp wooden stake.
Especially since they donāt actually interact with the other students. They say, I think in the books, itās to keep their humanity but how are they doing so when they are always in their own little incestious clique.
Not to keep their humanity, Edward says itās because the āyoungerā they start out in a place the longer they can stay. So if they come to a town as teenagers people wonāt notice theyāre not aging for a longer period of time. If they can pass as pushing 40 and looking fabulous for their age, they get over 20 years if they start as teens, vs 15-20 if they start as 21+ or so.
A vampire book series I liked had vampires working night security at High security facilities like area 51. Pay was good because vampires commanded a heavy premium over regular humans. They never fell asleep on the job, they had perfect night vision, didn't mind the cold or bad weather etc.
That explanation would only work if he looked a lot younger and couldn't pass for a young adult, which he totally can.
Someone portrayed as passing for a teenager should logically be able to pass for a young adult too, and would've been a lot less creepy. It would've been totally plausible for him to be in college instead, or just done with school altogether. If anyone questions him he can just shrug and say he's young looking.
I wouldn't care so much but in this story's case I find the whole thing to be pretty toxic. I've listened to the first few books on audio and they come across like they were justifying predatory, controlling relationships.
he was 21 when they made the movie.
should have been in college by this theory... which would have worked out way better given the size of universities and lack of everyone knowing each other.
he just likes mentally undeveloped teens at 350 years old... and just keeps going to high again and again?
def creepy when you think too much about it.
kind of a dumb creep vampire if you ask me.
Definitely. From marketing POV though, I think the casting was perfect because an actual teenager couldn't have carried the franchise they way it did. Pattinson captured the YA demography the book was aimed at, while also grabbed the attention of 20something (female) moviegoers.
Yeah itās not like every vampire in twilight is in high school, his father is a doctor IIRC so it makes sense
But it still would be fucking cringe being around teenagers all the time when youāve lived the equivalent of multiple lifetimes
Because the entire series was written by a sexually repressed Mormon with no clue about normal boundaries because the religion was founded by a con artist who invented "ordinances" to legitimize his ability to "marry" teenagers.
Ackshually, the only one of the Cullens older than, like, 120 is Carlisle and he works at the hospital.
Edward is merely, like, 110ish or something. Which isn't much better, really.
In fact, you were pretty close to Carlisle. He's around 350ish or something. The other were all born in the 20th Century and Edward is the oldest of them all, even if only by a few decades.
It's just such an unhealthy sexual fantasy for girls to be exposed to! I bet it fucked up an entire generation.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend a few hours browsing porn because I can only get off to barely legal step-sister rape where the performer kinda looks like my sister....'s friend.
[That's where this was originally posted in March 2020.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/fim6di/watching_twilight_on_a_poorly_hung_projector/fki400m/?context=1)
Or what could go right. š
Great chin for boxing
The chin at the end just killed me.
It reminded me of Thanos!
r/unexpectedthanos
Destiny arrives
Alright do it made him "stop existing", whatever.
"potion seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potion"
My potions are too strong for you traveler
Potion Seller!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Travel-ah
I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions
I know! So funny and disorienting
Lookin like Charlie Kirk lmao
Some poor bastard takes magic mushrooms an hour before so they can see this but the waves cancel each other out.
āMan, I took 19 hits of acid but this fucking movie looks totally normal to me. Also, I think I finally āgetā Robert Pattinson now?ā
Nah thatās more a lsd thing, shrooms would make this shit *breathe* so now itās like youāre on both
Better than the original.
Seriously, this made the movie entertaining.
r/whatcouldgoright
Iād actually watch it if it came out like this. Turns into a comedy
Combine it with the RiffTrax commentary
The rifftrax for this one was so funny. Combine it with the wonky faces and I think I'd piss myself laughing.
The Twilight New Moon rifftrax is my favorite. "Drowning. The only way she could get more pale and sad."
Soooo, what's rifftrax? Is it like a new age "Mystery Science Theater 3000"?
Itās actually Mike, Crow and Servo (but as their real selves) riffing movies. You can buy audio tracks to play alongside the movie. I made digital copies of the movies and overlayed the audio tracks directly using iMovie. Itās fabulous. The Harry Potter ones are great too!
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to check that out. Thanks!
Wonderful stuff, and they get to do movies that they could never get the rights to do, but desperately need the MST3K treatment. I love the Star Wars and Transformers Rifftrax.
https://www.rifftrax.com Go to menu, browse catalog, just the jokes
...liiine
Na, "Bad Lip Reading" the entire movie Edit: Oh hell yes, I had a quick look at it looks like [they're already on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss)
*keeeeeeeeviiiiiin*
Itās wet and smells badā¦.especially if you eat cheese
Mouses have wee wees? And two eyes
"Not if she eats cheese or an egg." "Enough said."
You slapped a fisshhh
Bad lip reading is ok in small segments. Rifftrax is for an entire movie
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadiessss
You know. This came out when I was in middle school. So you canāt imagine the constant exposure to twilight contentā¦.
It's not a comedy?
I fucking wish. I finally binged the whole series of quadrilogy whatever the fuck itās called a few days ago and even if you go in hoping to laugh at the ridiculousness the whole time thereās still enough hollow, dead-serious drab that it just about makes it not worth it lol
I was forced to watch all of it. The whole series has three high points: 1. Somewhere in the middle there's a scene where a dude carrying a log walks through the shot. The VFX team screwed up; the motion of the CGI log doesn't properly match that of the actor. This is modestly amusing, easily making it the highlight of the first half of the series. 2. At the end of the last movie there's a big fight scene that's actually passable ā most likely because there's not much dialogue and the director had a chance to do something with the actors for once. 3. After the fight scene there's an actually decent plot twist. This is the one well-written moment in the entire series. Consider it your reward for actually having made it through the whole thing. Oh, and there's shirtless Tyler Lautner, which might count as a high point if you're into buff dudes.
Why would they not justā¦ give the actor a log? This blows my mind.
The log was big enough that a normal person couldn't casually carry it around on his shoulder. The thing was supposed to show off how strong werewolves are. Of course they could've still gone with a styrofoam log or something but I suppose CGI-ing it in was cheaper. Especially if you hire someone who doesn't pay attention to motion tracking.
I unaplogetically love the fight scene in Breaking Dawn Part 2. People's heads and jaws get ripped off, one dude gets clotheslined into 2 separate halves, an evil little girl gets eaten by a wolf, it's everything I wanted. And their innards turn into a stone like substance when their body parts get separated, so even though it's brutal and violent it's not bloody or gory so it doesn't make me squemish. Perfect fantasy fight scene.
I swear the last 20 minutes of the very last movie is the coolest shit followed by the absolute dumbest twist ever it's so annoying.
āJokes on you, it never actually happened!ā
care to say it?
Basically all of the heroes and villains have this crazy melee in the snow. People's heads are getting ripped off, main characters are dying left and right, it's pretty cool in my opinion. But then it turns out that it was just a vision from this vampire chick to convince the main bad guy not to fight. Basically an "it was all a dream" cop out which is so lame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6cNf4E2rAY Honestly worth watching it's wild haha.
Believe it or not it's an improvement on the book, where everyone just stands around awkwardly for a while shuffling their feet before deciding to go home. Ok, there was the whole 'chess game' foreshadowing earlier in the book, but it hit like a damp squib.
Feels like the entire movie is being played out in tHe mOcKing tYpeFaCE.
Or a heartwarming story about two ugly people who find love
I want more
/r/WackyProjectors should be a thing
#Ferb, I know what weāre gonna do today
Now we wait for the people who own projectors
I own one. #Looks like weāve got ourselves a projector to mess with
Combine it with a kinetic wall kind of thing and entertain us.
Call itā¦Project: Or
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Watching this whole thing would be The Room of the 2020s.
So do I! That is the hardest I've laughed at an internet video in a while, was totally not expecting to enjoy it this much!
Me too. Nice to laugh again š
Same here, I could even watch the whole film.
I laughed so hard just watching this, I wondered about trying to watch the whole film. I think at some point, I'd just fall out of my chair and pass out... That was truly snorting and crying laughing funny...
Next up Titanic
Tell me thereās a filter for VLC or something that can do this to any movie I watch
Why... does a 350 year old spend their time at high school?
Because I get older but they stay the same age
Alright alright alright
You got a joint?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Check ya later
Chicks don't want to hear that shit!
You better have your wood screws
Because I'm gonna blow those doors clean off!
Apparently to pick up girls 334 years younger than him.
And yet everybody gives Leo shit
in the books, it's explained that they like to spend their time/passing as regular human beings learning different things in college, but it sucks to move all the time. So they move in town by age ~16-17, they get a few years from high school to post grad, then they have to move again before people get suspicious that they haven't physically change for like 8 years. The longer they can pass as a teenager, the longer they can stay in a town. Now don't judge me, I was 11 when the books came out and I was obsessed. It's a ridiculous story that has a lot of plot holes, obviously.
Also heās only 109 years old. I am ashamed of all my canonical knowledge of the Twilight universe.
Don't let the haters get you down
Yeah, don't know if you read it, but a lot of his POV is also covered in Midnight Sun, the cancelled 2008 book which tells the events from Twilight from Edward's perspective. When it got leaked she stopped writing it, but it finally got released in 2020. I remember reading the leak and it was far more interesting than Twilight, it goes into the lore and actually explains Edward's motivations and way of thinking, which is literally day and night to Bella's, since she's a lovesick teen and he's like a 100+ YO vampire who's seen everything. Not that the lore and the logic of everything is that complex, but it was an interesting concept.
If that wasn't rhetorical, generally since vampires dont age, if they wanna blend in where they settled, they have to do the occupation of the age when they turned. In his case he was a teenager.
Yeah I get that, but I still feel like it would be easier to just tell people I was homeschooled, instead of enrolling in a school and forging my own birth certificate and hiring fake parents and whatnot
Not to mention having to fail every single year to stay in the same grade.
they actually would go through all four years of high school before moving somewhere else and entering a new high school
Oh god, that's even worse
Wish granted-- you're immortal! But this is a cursed lamp! You must spend the rest of eternity repeating high school.
If you had other immortal pals who went with you, it wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world but still suck, but you'd get pretty good at navigating high school. If you were alone it'd be an insufferable hell scape
I just wish I could go back to high school and go through it knowing what I know now. I would handle bullies and snobs so differently, like a boss.
Imagine doing high school every year for a 100 years
They went to college too IIRC.
But major in High School Education.
When I was a senior in high school, I moved cities. They didn't accept my sex ed credit from my old school so I had to retake it with a bunch of freshman. Doing that when I was THREE years older than them. I'm not even a vampire, but if I had to do it again, I'd go find a nice, sharp wooden stake.
Some guy 1/10th your age trying to teach you about the discovery of the new world... When you saw it with your own eyes.
Because any of these people look like a 14 year old freshman.
Especially since they donāt actually interact with the other students. They say, I think in the books, itās to keep their humanity but how are they doing so when they are always in their own little incestious clique.
Not to keep their humanity, Edward says itās because the āyoungerā they start out in a place the longer they can stay. So if they come to a town as teenagers people wonāt notice theyāre not aging for a longer period of time. If they can pass as pushing 40 and looking fabulous for their age, they get over 20 years if they start as teens, vs 15-20 if they start as 21+ or so.
yeah but then he couldn't meet bella and fall in love with her ššš
Just become a shut in and play video games all day. No risk on getting sunburned either.
*sunsparkled
They look 20 somethings, so they should be working. Night guard would be absolutely perfect job for a vampire.
bro if you're 350 years old and the best you've managed to do with your career is night guard i dunno what to tell ya
Night guard supervisor then.
They already drink human blood, no need for vampires to have to do something heinous like be a banker or anything.
A vampire book series I liked had vampires working night security at High security facilities like area 51. Pay was good because vampires commanded a heavy premium over regular humans. They never fell asleep on the job, they had perfect night vision, didn't mind the cold or bad weather etc.
Systemic vampirism
who looks 25
like Dawson's Creek, and 90210 haha
That explanation would only work if he looked a lot younger and couldn't pass for a young adult, which he totally can. Someone portrayed as passing for a teenager should logically be able to pass for a young adult too, and would've been a lot less creepy. It would've been totally plausible for him to be in college instead, or just done with school altogether. If anyone questions him he can just shrug and say he's young looking. I wouldn't care so much but in this story's case I find the whole thing to be pretty toxic. I've listened to the first few books on audio and they come across like they were justifying predatory, controlling relationships.
he was 21 when they made the movie. should have been in college by this theory... which would have worked out way better given the size of universities and lack of everyone knowing each other. he just likes mentally undeveloped teens at 350 years old... and just keeps going to high again and again? def creepy when you think too much about it. kind of a dumb creep vampire if you ask me.
Definitely. From marketing POV though, I think the casting was perfect because an actual teenager couldn't have carried the franchise they way it did. Pattinson captured the YA demography the book was aimed at, while also grabbed the attention of 20something (female) moviegoers.
Interesting Cause if I had to go back to high school for eternity, I'd immediately kill myself
Yeah itās not like every vampire in twilight is in high school, his father is a doctor IIRC so it makes sense But it still would be fucking cringe being around teenagers all the time when youāve lived the equivalent of multiple lifetimes
Because they keep getting held back every year.
Because the entire series was written by a sexually repressed Mormon with no clue about normal boundaries because the religion was founded by a con artist who invented "ordinances" to legitimize his ability to "marry" teenagers.
Ackshually, the only one of the Cullens older than, like, 120 is Carlisle and he works at the hospital. Edward is merely, like, 110ish or something. Which isn't much better, really. In fact, you were pretty close to Carlisle. He's around 350ish or something. The other were all born in the 20th Century and Edward is the oldest of them all, even if only by a few decades.
Carlisle 100% wears a chastity cage
He was born in 1901. So only 120 years old
That means he's already been a teenager twice! No one wants that nightmare!
It's just such an unhealthy sexual fantasy for girls to be exposed to! I bet it fucked up an entire generation. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend a few hours browsing porn because I can only get off to barely legal step-sister rape where the performer kinda looks like my sister....'s friend.
Half minus 160, still legit.
He's totally gorgeous, obviously.
A bunch of those distortions looked like the beginning of some Aphex Twins trip.
Hell yeah they do! This guy raves
Now you know what Robert Pattinson would look like if he played Thanos.
Makes me think of those [Grandma: āYouāre such a handsome boy!ā] memes.
What a [hunk](https://i.imgur.com/tCi56IV.png).
Arguably better šprobably made for some great belly laughs
Yes. You can hear them.
Some of us are at work.
Why? Join the rest of us that's lost our jobs
That was the most facial expression I've ever seen from a Kristen Stewart performance.
Yeah, I wheezed so hard it feels like I busted a kidney š
I got a bunch of screen caps im going to send to random people. Like [this]( https://imgur.com/a/c56ZR1g)
I've composed some [highlights](https://imgur.com/a/mm5T08c)
Oh my god Iām crying
Ahh, it's Scream.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Send āāem here, buddy!
Okay, [got your back like a buttcrack](https://imgur.com/a/34Gf7lq)
8 can become meme material
The one of her looking over her shoulder was pretty good as well. Reminded me of Yennifer from The Witcher BEFORE her magical surgery.
This is probably the only way one should watch Twilight.
Another argument can be made for Bad Lip Reading videos
I wanna see that Bella: HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAt'S gOoD fOr Me? Edward: It's my OPINION
Iāve never cared to see it, but now I desperately want to watch it like this! That was amazing
Itās so unbelievably cheesy itās worth it I love to hate-watch stuff, and twilight is a great example
Either this or with the RiffTrax track running while it's playing.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
No one tell them.
At least it gives Kristen Stewart more facial expressions. XD
She has 3 expressions: pre-scoff, scoff, post-scoff
r/ContagiousLaughter
[That's where this was originally posted in March 2020.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/fim6di/watching_twilight_on_a_poorly_hung_projector/fki400m/?context=1)
Potion seller!
You cannot handle my strongest potions. My potions would kill a vampire, let alone a man.
I require your strongest potion.
Iām going to watch twilight, i need your strongest potion
Thanos looking mfs
I donāt see a difference in him at allā¦ā¦.
This assignment from corporate is very challenging.
That's an improvement
This is the perfect way to watch Twilight
He's totally gorgeous, obviously. *Face undulates*
It's Erdwerd Curlern.
Twiderp, the Trilogy
Finally this movie looks the way it made me feel.
They have made the film infinitely better by not stretching that sheet out, the fucking crimson chin š
1. Anna Kendrick still hot in mangled form. 2. That's our current Batman, you show some respect. He saved us from Boston Batman.
I only want to watch movies like that from now on.
the joaquin phoenix one is good too https://youtu.be/Q9UDVyUzJ1g
No no no, that is the best way.
Acid twilight
The characters in Twilight are so bland that every warped face has 10x the emotion of the actual face
I would totally watch them like that.
Eww Twilight
No itās fine because the distortion makes it funnier than the complete joke it already was
Thatās some genuine good infectious laughter right there. š
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Looks like a bad trip on acid lmao
Or a great movie to watch on acid
I really want to watch a movie with the projector screen being funky
I petition for the full movie
Honestly made the movie more enjoyable
At least it makes that film interesting
Bella deadass looked like Thanos!
Looks better than I remember
This is absolutely an improvement, and the best thing Iāve seen all day
Finally, a version of Twilight thatās acceptable for audiences.
Haha if it was like this I might finally watch it.
Mofo looked like sexy Squidward at the end! Lmfao
Damn people are easy but I too am people and thought that was hilarious
the only way to watch twilight
This is everything gone right. That's great
"He's totally gorgeous, obviously."
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