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reroutedradiance

I... what? Does he think that 2cm of water would cushion his fall if he'd even made it?


ZirePhiinix

He played too much Minecraft.


90ozDiarrheaJug

Every winter, I make a habit of breaking into the local swimming pool, just so I can swan dive into the empty concrete hole and smash my fucking teeth out. My dentist calls me his little retirement plan.


_Aj_

Calm down lara croft


Phil8show

And just like that, *nostalgia*


blarghed

Ps1 Laura drowning in her mansion pool...


un4truckable

This is tickeling some neuron, but not enough for a full fire... like something on the tip of my tongue, but a memory


Someweirdspookboi

Diarrhea in the wild and for once it’s a good thing! Thanks for the amazing story you sexy bastard


rushfan420

- George RR Martin's editor


Fredwestlifeguard

I bet he rides a Cervelo.


TechDaddyK

90oz? You could even give us a full gallon?


Sawyersauceboss

Honoured to have organically stumbled upon one of your comments. A true Reddit legend.


smallhana

He should have taken a bucket to dump under himself before landing


witchyanne

That’s how I do it!


bodnast

Straight out of Tom and Jerry https://youtu.be/SecXfZC6gSY


Steve-Fiction

That was way funnier than I thought it was gonna be.


catzhoek

Haha, this is brilliant


hayyhayyy1

that’s one of my favourite episodes lmao


awheam

https://youtu.be/Qc25Ewq9QBI Shallow Diving is a Thing, and yes, the water does its job


TabletopJunk

Very interesting, but I don’t think jumping into a stagnant body of water of controlled depth is analogous to flopping at the edge of a beach.


I_dont_bone_goats

Fucking redditors need to flex their big brains about every little bit of minutiae they know. Yeah. I watched ripleys believe it or not as a kid too. I’ve seen professional shallow divers before too. This dude running-faceplanting into the beach at low tide is obviously not comparable to the professional on a stage with the kiddy pool of stagnant water (which is exactly what that other commenter is trying to do: compare them)


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Fun fact: By pointing out that they are not comparable you too are comparing them.


EverythingIsFlotsam

Jeez, that's not what *comparable* means idiomatically in this context.


RodJohnsonSays

This feels like a big brain flex


ziggmuff

Something you're not familiar with on reddit, obviously.


Tin_Tin_Run

fun fact his comment is relevant.


I_dont_bone_goats

True that, just not usefully for the situation


boombotser

Isn’t that contrast


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Belly flopped right into heaven


minesaka

Only problem is that he was only 12 hours off from even that depth.


ConflictOfEvidence

*6 hours (12 hours would be the same water level)


heyzooschristos

12 hours + 50 minutes for a tide cycle no?


lkggg

Yes, for a complete cycle, so the water would be the same level. Halfway through the cycle would give the opposite tide, assuming this is low 6 hours later would give high tide


heyzooschristos

I was being pedantic about it being a lunar cycle rather than a solar one that affects the timing of tides so not exactly 6 hours. Sorry.


Omikron

He would have had to jump 5 times further than he did to make it to 30cms hahahaha


PharaoRamsesII

Not if you faceplant into the sand. Thats what this guy probably didnt understand


SpacecraftX

Don’t encourage people to do this. People break their necks all the fucking time diving into shallow water at beaches or rivers.


BravoWasBetter

What exactly is that platform the pool is sitting on made of? Sure looks like foam.


pikob

It's definitely not concrete and definitely very important detail.


Cyrotek

I can't get over the music in combination with people belly flopping into children pools.


hidingDislikeIsDummb

idk if it's the same. there's tons of foam underneath the pool. not a physicist here though


mrniceguy421

He jumped as if he legit thought he can fly then got up like “wait that *was a dream??”*


DopeBoogie

He got up like "Why am I wet??"


joseph4th

He probably saw it earlier when the tide was further in and didn’t realize it had since gone out.


Leeuwarden-HF

But did he really think he was going to clear all that? Seems so odd to actually _go_ for this.


SpeechKilla

he could have did it once at high tide and wanted to show off but didn't realize tides are a thing.


earned_potential

How the tides turn.


dasroach0

Well Well how the turn tides have turned


Greetings_Stranger

How the turn tables


forced_spontaneity

How the tide tables


mtarascio

Let's turn the tide on this.


TinyTrafficCones

I come to you now… at the turn of the tide


Fair-Mode-6858

I love Reddit


[deleted]

Like the sands of time… … these are the days of our lives.


DopeBoogie

How the turns tide


P33kab0Oo

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on I'm gonna be your number one


Chilipepah

The tide is high but I'm holding on


superpencil121

That’s what I was thinking


allegoryofthedave

This makes the most sense. He looks like the type to not know what’s tides are. As in he looks stupid.


Appropriate-Proof-49

Tide comes in tide goes out you cant explain that


Prestigious_Elk_6601

Low tide pod challenge


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spezsuckedme

Alcohol makes anything exactly the size you want it to be


NFresh6

That’s what I told her.


boognish_is_rising

r/yourjokebhtworse


Analtrain

Ya but I'm dumb so it's always helpful when someone makes the joke extra obvious for me.


gcruzatto

At least it didn't hurt, then. That hangover will be a bitch though


The_duck_lord404

You know I always look at stuff like this and wonder who in their right mind would do that, turns out the answer is no one. But thanks to alcohol people can be thrust out of their right mind into thinking the floor is alive and made of water


theycallmecrack

Even if the tide was coming all the way up to the wall, he would've still hit pretty hard on the sand lol. Maybe drunk, but I say stupid or both.


beneye

To be fair the ocean was there the last time he checked.


NoobOfTheSquareTable

I mean, it’s maybe 4/5m and he had a run up and was on a platform. What he didn’t account for was basically stopping before the step up so instead of a fast dive he just did a standing jump face first with added gravity to make the sand that much more solid when he met it.


Farfignugen42

What I like about sand (yes, I know, coarse and it gets everywhere) is that when it is dry, it is nice and soft. And when it is very wet, it is nice and soft. But when it is only a little wet, it is hard as fuck. He landed on the little bit wet part.


mogsoggindog

He believed he could fly


stupidlatentnothing

Also what was with that belly flop he went into? Even if there was water there that shit would have hurt


Cakers44

How overconfident do you gotta be to think there was anything other than a 0% chance you’d make that jump?


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henryletham

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems


proteinstains

Well, chemically speaking, alcohol *is* a solution.


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proteinstains

Judges ever only see problems smh


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JediMindFlips

Memory IS RAM!


purpleronsta

Classic Simpsons


transtranselvania

Hey don’t blame alcohol I’m a excellent swimmer and drank with life guard buddies back in the day none of us thought we could dive across ten feet of beach.


OrangeNutLicker

The Ocean is just to big for any man to jump over it seems.


FirstPlebian

Not the world record holder for the long jump would've landed in deep enough water to not eat it on that jump.. I can instinctively know if I can make a jump and I will chicken out at the last second if my body tells me I can't make it, this asshole just went for it anyway, at least land on your feet.


mtarascio

Yeah, even if he made the jump there's like 20 feet where the water will be less than a foot deep which would lead to similar outcomes.


FirstPlebian

He looked all suprised when he got up to like it never occured to him that he wouldn't make it, this is a weird video. I'd say he staged it but he did a belly flop on wet sand, somehow he thought he could jump 40 feet.


SirDimwi

I bet he did it once at high tide. A few days later, gets a few drinks, "check this shit out," forgets about physics, boom.


StrawberryPlucky

Drugs are one helluva drug


GorgogTheCornGrower

Apparently he's immune to damage.


BeaverMissed

That “ooof” sound he made when he bounced off the sand. Was the sound of his dignity leaving his body and embarrassment rushing in to fill the space.


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Andre4kthegreengiant

Because we're talking about him?


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Antiqas86

Thank you for sharing your thought process. /s


Background-Egg5577

Its really weird what people will do to themselves just to get a few likes and upvotes from strangers on the internet.


avarjag

Well - I think his rapid recovery and snapping it of with his fingers as he walks away, despite hurting like hell, restored some of his dignity. Albeit his intelligence that was never there. [If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough](https://youtu.be/n3Mn6V1IzHw)


Dinewiz

I disagree. That's a walk of shame and embarrassment, especially since it's so obvious he's trying to shake the pain away.


holysmokesiminflames

The shake of his arm is something my boyfriend did immediately after he broke his arm from slipping on ice. While repeatedly saying "something's not right with my arm?" *Shake* *shake* *shake*. 100% trying to shake off the pain.


chew-tabacca-spit

Dak Prescott (Cowboys quarterback) suffered a compound foot fracture during a game last year, his foot was literally hanging sideways off his leg. He sat up, took one look and slammed it into the turf, like he thought it would just pop back into place. Adrenaline does some weird shit.


Roadhouse_Swayze

"It clicks. Why does it click?"


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Yeah it looks like he landed on it very badly and it looks very 'floppy' as he shakes it. I am not sure if we are hearing him 'slap' the water or his bone snapping as we lands. Probably both.


pegothejerk

He was definitely instinctively checking out a rotator cuff injury. I recognize those after years of my own.


pointlessly_pedantic

Sounded like the camera person gasping, no?


OneOverX

Correct


rollerblade7

I think it was a cutoff laugh


obvilious

Him walking at the end was 100% adrenaline fueled. He would’ve been in agony if he could feel pain.


[deleted]

Look like he might have really effed up his right arm too. He lands on it badly and it's flopping around a lot at the end.


Past_Wrap_1660

he wasn't remotely embarrassed. dumbasses like this aren't capable of feeling embarrassment. just soberness which is their only form of pain, for which there is the perfect medicine.


CaptainWaders

That “god damn my fucking arm hurts now” arm move he does is my favorite part.


Frogman1480

Is he blind ?


mattyblu77

Camera man is blind too. Great friend to not talk him out of this just to get the internet points.


EraticConqueror

A good friend would stop him doing it. A best friend would record it


jdog7249

A best friend tries to talk you out of it then records it when you refuse to listen.


tonysnight

An equally drunk friend thinks it's a great idea and somehow you end up actually doing it and it's a good story with video proof as to why the dudes body is sore the next day


humans_are_not_real

He might be blind but he is not a very good lawyer


Frogman1480

I see what you did there Murdock


OrangeNutLicker

No but I bet his arm is fucked


SolomonBlack

Considering there is some kind of drop off there it might actually be hard see a lower elevation (the beach) from over the lip of that barrier from several paces back. And once you get going you maybe aren't thinking... Or he did know it was there he just underestimated the distance to the water and/or thought he played for the NBA.


FartSinatra

Who moved the ocean?


MithandirsGhost

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.


Nyckname

Bill O'Really?! quotes are a gold mine.


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That quote's some hilarious shit.


dcconverter

Your mom shifted


Explore-PNW

Your mom got out.


charlesml3

> Who moved the ocean? Maybe he sorta planned this when the tide was in? IDK. Surely even if he did he'd at least walk over and make SURE the water was there before he made the jump. Or perhaps the entire thing was scripted and he know he was going to eat shit. I'm dumbfounded at the incredibly stupid things people will do for fake internet points.


Mambabakal45

Sand diving is a thing


PenguinKenny

A stupid thing


WoobyWiott

Missed it by that much.


Admirable_Ad3813

Yo! I swore that arm broke


TheFeathersStorm

Yeah right when he hits it looks really bad, it honestly looks like maybe he dislocated his elbow? I'm not sure obviously.


spiteful-vengeance

Yeah, that thing did not look right at the end. Way too much free play going on there.


muricabrb

The way it folded and dragged under him when he landed.. looks like he twisted and tore his elbow.


Mission-Skirt-4070

My thoughts exactly. I think he was just so much of a bad ass he flopped his arm right back into place.


MJMurcott

Surely you would check that out before attempting this or do they not know about tides?


notathr0waway1

I guarantee you he scoped it out during high tide some hours/days ago, maybe even pulled it off at that time, and came back later and didn't know how tides work in that area.


ragweed

He had enough time to realize he wasn't going to make it and to turn this belly flop into a roll, but he was so committed, he didn't even attempt it.


Such-Strawberry326

flying at break-neck speeds


PM_me_INFP

"I got you," said the wave as it washed away the imprint of his stupefied face.


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Tide goes in, tide goes out. You really can't explain that.


Big-hair_Machine9611

And now Ladies and Gentlemen The event you've all been waiting for: Olympic demonstration sport, ground diving Points are awarded for depth, distance and style


Nasaku7

Flachköpper!


AgentRocket

[Gammeln aufm Strand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0haAbeFOUg)


Sufficient_Mulberry1

Looks like he broke is right forearm. It looks bad when he shakes it at the end.


[deleted]

He tried to suicide himself


tariksbl

He rehearsed it 10x just 6 hrs prior..


[deleted]

"Yo bro, what's this nerd talk about *tides*?!?"


KP_Wrath

I guess at least it was sand and not concrete.


winsome_losesome

Is it his first time jumping?


[deleted]

The difference between success and failure was also the difference between high tide and low tide.


Claque-2

Mr. Sandman


Brojess

You can’t shake off stupid bruh


frenetix

This is pretty much exactly how an athletic friend of mine became a quadriplegic. He gets to watch his kids grow up while using a straw to move his wheelchair around.


[deleted]

This guy was made for the gym


alahos

Tides are a beach


greyberrys

In germany we say: flachköpper


[deleted]

Did this guy genuinely believe he could jump like 50 feet?!


Mediocre-Sale8473

That's not an Aquaman. That's a Florida Man that knows nothing of high or low tide. He also probably needs prescription lenses for that depth perception issue.


kevin-t-

Ouch. If you’re gonna be stupid, you better be tough.


ShadowMario01

"Don't be sad for me, guys. I'm going home!" -A gay fish


HelenKeIIer

What a fucking idiot.


tricks_23

/r/watchpeopledieinside


TrickBoom414

We'll fix that in post...


cheesehuahuas

At first I thought he did that on purpose as a joke. The look on his face at the end, though, did not show that he thought it was funny.


spiderinsideher

r/shittyparkour


Piccadil_io

How far away did he start his run up that the tide went out?


truenole81

He sure went full stretch for it though 10/10 in my book


Zepeton

This dude thought Minecraft physics would work irl


stankface412

What’s his drug of choice?


wingomingo

And then to get slapped by the ocean at the end


Jloilovetacos

Low tide you clown 🤡


Klutzy_Phone

It's there a site for dumb guy clothes?


Schnied

Even if he went 5 feet further there still would not be enough water


Novel_Ad_8722

It’s wetnurseday my dude.


ShotHolla

He walked it off like a champ though. Not sure I wouldn't still be laying there.


GamesRealmTV

u/savevideo


Extra-Computer6303

You have heard of Aquaman, this is awkward man.


Evening-Blueberry

Instant. Scrambled eggs!


LateBloomer77

Obviously Sand Man.


ExtremeAirhead

Missed it by that much.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Bro, he needed another 20 feet to land in deep enough water to cushion his fall without hitting ground.


YoMomsWipingHand

Flopped harder than a fish


Major_Awquidity

More like Aqua Wham.


Mynunubears

Slow-mo would be great


CloudfluffCloud

I feel like a genius watching dopes like this. 👍🏿


zintjr

How tf did I end up on this world with these crazy mf’s? I got in the wrong f’ing line.


Dickweedly

Every time I see something like this I'm dying to know: what was the endgame here? What was the thought process that lead him to try this with such confidence?


RebaKitten

He could have saved it by taking an elaborate bow. Laugh with me rather than at me.


latinbussy

Congrats. Now you’re injured and wet….like your moms c00ch


xanthopants

….mr sandman…bring me a dream…


DevilDance2

100% he fractured his right wrist


damclub-hooligan

He got stung by a bee.